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bem401
04-12-2010, 05:51 AM
They go to work to earn money from customers - not to meet me as a friend.
There are two and only two reasons that I get asked to come to venues:
(a) It's difficult for the dancer to get to/from the venue and a lift from me helps.
(b) It's a stressful venue to work at and they feel more comfortable with me around.
I can't think of any other reasons I get invited to meet them at work.
We are perfectly capable of arranging to meet on days they are not working. I personally far prefer meeting them for a glass of wine in the evening to going in to meet them at work (and for some strange reason, so do they).
Where did I ever say they were there to meet me or I was there strictly to see them? I too prefer meeting them somewhere other than work. They are there to earn a living, no doubt about it. I stop by there to kill an hour or so of free time. If we spend that hour together or our paths don't even cross, so what? Keep in mind, I am acquainted with essentially all the bartenders, bouncers, and managers, and half the dancers. If the girls I'm friendliest with are preoccupied with customers, I'm happy for them. There are even some days when I know they are there but do not even lay eyes on them. This is also a good thing.
As far as being invited, unless it for a specific reason, it generally consists of "I'm working such-and-such a shift. Come by if you're bored". This invitation generally comes when interacting away from the club. I did have one girl several years ago who used to call me every time she was on her way to work because she was so stressed out by the job.
I never, but never, get involved in a dancer's business at work. If I feel a dancer needs advice from me, she gets it outside of work, and she's free to accept the advice or reject it as she wishes.
The day I feel as a casual observer of strip venues that I understand the business better than the dancers who work in the business or the owners that run it, is the day I'll open up my own strip club.
Phil.
Where did I say I got involved with a dancer's business at work? The girl was told outside the club the spectacle she was making of herself at work by her sister, a dancer at another club, and she chose to confront the girls who were mocking her. This is how the problems developed.
bem401
04-12-2010, 06:00 AM
And Bem, I thought the dancers chose to stop asking you for dances, proclaiming you their friend? You story has changed.
No KS, I said sometimes I pulled the plug and sometimes they did.
bem401
04-12-2010, 06:56 AM
First of all it's not a contest. Who cares if you where "equal" to me when you where a legitimate customer instead of a gossiping barfly? It's irrelevant. That being said, there is nothing wrong with deciding that strip clubs are not for you. You didn't. You just stopped spending money in them. If the environment bothers you so much why not just take your friends out to lunch-there are tons of great restaurants in Providence-and stay out of strip clubs?
As I've said before, to me its a place to kill an hour of my time. I stop by because I have friends in the place and its 5 minutes from my house, not because its a strip club. If it wasn't so convenient, I'd probably hardly ever be there. I also never said the environment bothered me in my club of choice. Elsewhere, it's a different story.
So, in other words, I'm a good customer, not a banned customer? I can live with that...
BTW, the bans were long ago, ridiculous, and no longer in effect.
stripperMBA
04-12-2010, 07:23 AM
i wear ban deoderant
mortalman
04-12-2010, 09:40 AM
I have a friend who is a dentist ... I don't go by his office after work to hang out and talk to the receptionist, the hygienist, and the other patients.
I have another friend who is a bartender, I don't drop by on my way home to chat and kill an hour or two without ordering a drink and tipping my friend.
BEM, I think you're being either delusional or disingenuous when you say your not there because it's a strip club but because it's a place where your "friends" happen to work. There are plenty of places to kill time; bookstore, coffee shop, bars. People go to strip clubs to see hot girls with no clothes on. Come on now.
On the subject of the original question, I've been a regular of different dancers anywhere from about four visits to four years. The longest ended because the dancer moved to a different city.
Phil-W
04-12-2010, 12:00 PM
Where did I ever say they were there to meet me or I was there strictly to see them? I too prefer meeting them somewhere other than work...I stop by there to kill an hour or so of free time.
Bem,
The nearest strip venue to me is 10 minutes away. I don't feel the need to go there to kill time. I go if I'm specifically asked to go.
Keep in mind, I am acquainted with essentially all the bartenders, bouncers, and managers, and half the dancers.
Sure, so am I. And I'll chat to them if I'm in the venue. But, nice people though they are, it's still not a reason for me to go to the venue. And because I get on very well with a lot of dancers ITC, to the extent I know real names, personal details, etc, that doesn't make them OTC friends.
I can (at best) maintain 2 - 3 OTC friendships. I have neither the time nor the money to do more while maintaining a parallel social life with friends who have no involvement in the strip scene (and who are unaware of mine).
As far as being invited, unless it for a specific reason, it generally consists of "I'm working such-and-such a shift. Come by if you're bored".
I can only speak for my own experiences, but the reason I'm friendly with dancers OTC is that I demonstratively don't go into venues unless I'm asked. I've only met a tiny fraction of the dancers I know ITC as OTC friends and every one of them has made it clear that they're happy to be my friend outside of work because I don't find reasons/excuses to meet them at work.
They know the only reason I'm in a venue with them is that they're specifically said "I'm working at X Club on Yth April. Can you meet me an hour before the end of the shift and give me a lift home?"
The dancers I know don't want their friends to have any involvement in the strip scene. I'm a rare exception to that because I originally met them at work. But I'm damned sure, if I'd originally met them outside of work I wouldn't be a friend if I found excuses to visit strip clubs, even if they weren't working. The majority of dancers don't want their male friends to regularly go to strip clubs.
Where did I say I got involved with a dancer's business at work? The girl was told outside the club the spectacle she was making of herself at work by her sister, a dancer at another club, and she chose to confront the girls who were mocking her. This is how the problems developed.
So if you didn't get involved in her business at work - why did you get banned?
Phil.
yoda57us
04-12-2010, 12:48 PM
BTW, the bans were long ago,
I know...but they still happened.
ridiculous,
That is of course your opinion. Others must have felt differently at the time.
and no longer in effect.
Good to see you've cleaned up your act BEM...
bem401
04-13-2010, 07:30 AM
The dancers I know don't want their friends to have any involvement in the strip scene. I'm a rare exception to that because I originally met them at work. But I'm damned sure, if I'd originally met them outside of work I wouldn't be a friend if I found excuses to visit strip clubs, even if they weren't working. The majority of dancers don't want their male friends to regularly go to strip clubs.
Where did I ever say I originally met them outside of work? I'm in the same boat as you. Met them in work, became friends of a different sort over time. As I've said previously, I essentially have zero involvement in the place as a strip club. You've described the clubs you visit as ones where you sit, watch the show, and then put tips in a jar. The clubs here are different. You either go to the stage or you don't. The one club I visit is huge and its very easy to pay no attention to the stage there. Hell, the girls I'm friendly with could be performing on an entirely different floor from where I might be sitting for that hour or so.
I thoroughly agree with you that if I was behaving like a customer (good or bad), it would change my friends' opinion of me. The fact that I show zero interest in them or their colleagues as dancers seems to put them more at ease. Girls I've arranged to meet away from the club for things unrelated to their job have told me the fact I'm "not a customer" makes them comfortable.
As far as people I knew prior to encountering them as a dancer, that has happened maybe a half-dozen times. None were people I had any ongoing interaction with outside the club. We acknowledged each other, laughed about the awkwardness, and went our own separate ways.
So if you didn't get involved in her business at work - why did you get banned?
The girls that she confronted before retiring from the business, her supposed friends that were making fun of her behind her back, didn't like the fact I ratted them out and they concocted a story for club management to get even.
bem401
04-13-2010, 07:49 AM
BEM, I think you're being either delusional or disingenuous when you say your not there because it's a strip club but because it's a place where your "friends" happen to work. There are plenty of places to kill time; bookstore, coffee shop, bars. People go to strip clubs to see hot girls with no clothes on. Come on now.
Mortalman, I understand why you might think that, but this city has 5 major strip clubs. I visit only one to kill some time, the one where my friends work. If enjoying everything a strip club had to offer was my aim, I'd be venturing from club to club like a significant percentage of the patrons and posters on this site supposedly do. I agree I could kill time elsewhere and occasionally do as I visit the types of places you cited except the bars since I don't drink. Really, I'm just there to kill an hour about twice a week. I don't understand why that is so incomprehensible.
yoda57us
04-13-2010, 09:04 AM
I'm just there to kill an hour about twice a week. I don't understand why that is so incomprehensible.
It's not incomprehensible BEM, it's just plain BS. We keep questioning you about it because we all know that you are full of shit. On any given day you are certainly not the only guy hanging out in a strip club without spending any money on the dancers...but you are the one logging on to a strip club site and bragging about it...
RI is not some magical land where words have a different meaning other than what Webster's says they mean and naked women are not naked just because you aren't paying them. You go to the club(s) because you like to go. If you didn't love the whole idea of it you wouldn't be here yapping about it in spite of all the crap that gets hurled at you. There's nothing wrong with liking to look at hot naked women BEM. And by the way, before you post for the umpteenth time that you never planned to become best buds with your lady friends I will point out that no one here has ever accused you of planning or plotting anything of the sort. You couldn't even if you tried and we, customers and dancers, are all smart enough to know that.
The only thing more ridiculous than your continued insistence that you don't view a strip club as a strip club is the notion that anyone here would actually believe you...
Dirty Ernie
04-13-2010, 11:24 PM
... and occasionally do as I visit the types of places you cited except the bars since I don't drink.
Seriously?! You go to a stripclub, refuse to look at the stage, and don't drink. :O
I'd ban you, too. You're wearing out the furniture.
There must be some reason you go.
Oh, wait, I remember:
2. She is generally right, though I'll pass along your comment that she isn't.
I was right. You are a hen. Running gossip to women you both know.
You may teach second grade, but this ain't second grade
You know, if any of your and Yoda's common acquaintances were truly interested in what he has written here, they could just sign up and post.
But then you'd really have nothing to do in the club.
mortalman
04-13-2010, 11:31 PM
I'd ban you, too. You're wearing out the furniture.
:rotfl:
bem401
04-14-2010, 07:01 AM
It's not incomprehensible BEM, it's just plain BS. We keep questioning you about it because we all know that you are full of shit. On any given day you are certainly not the only guy hanging out in a strip club without spending any money on the dancers...but you are the one logging on to a strip club site and bragging about it...
RI is not some magical land where words have a different meaning other than what Webster's says they mean and naked women are not naked just because you aren't paying them. You go to the club(s) because you like to go. If you didn't love the whole idea of it you wouldn't be here yapping about it in spite of all the crap that gets hurled at you. There's nothing wrong with liking to look at hot naked women BEM. And by the way, before you post for the umpteenth time that you never planned to become best buds with your lady friends I will point out that no one here has ever accused you of planning or plotting anything of the sort. You couldn't even if you tried and we, customers and dancers, are all smart enough to know that.
The only thing more ridiculous than your continued insistence that you don't view a strip club as a strip club is the notion that anyone here would actually believe you...
Believe what you will. I'm just not a guy who for decades would regularly drive 50 miles each way to pay girls hundreds of dollars to spend time with me, show me their bodies, grind on me, and refuse my OTC solicitations. I stop in at the nearest establishment in which I know several people when I have a little time to kill. I could not care less that its a SC. I notice hot women there like I would in any bar, but pay damn near zero attention to the nudity, particularly because (IMO) the two hottest women there are two of the girls I'm friendliest with and with whom dances are off-limits.
You're just too wrapped up in being a PL and fixated on being the patron of girls you think of as sex workers to consider that others may find themselves in a different place. In other words, it is incomprehensible to you for that very reason.
bem401
04-14-2010, 07:19 AM
You know, if any of your and Yoda's common acquaintances were truly interested in what he has written here, they could just sign up and post.
And if they disagreed with anything I wrote, they could do the same. In truth, I don't think they care one bit what gets written here by him, me, or anyone else. Afaik, they don't even pay attention to the other site that deals more with specific clubs and specific dancers.
mortalman
04-14-2010, 08:01 AM
Believe what you will. I'm just not a guy who for decades would regularly drive 50 miles each way to pay girls hundreds of dollars to spend time with me, show me their bodies, grind on me, and refuse my OTC solicitations. I stop in at the nearest establishment in which I know several people when I have a little time to kill. I could not care less that its a SC. I notice hot women there like I would in any bar, but pay damn near zero attention to the nudity, particularly because (IMO) the two hottest women there are two of the girls I'm friendliest with and with whom dances are off-limits.
You're just too wrapped up in being a PL and fixated on being the patron of girls you think of as sex workers to consider that others may find themselves in a different place. In other words, it is incomprehensible to you for that very reason.
Let me see if I have all of the facts correct here.
You:
1. Have no interest in going to strip clubs.
2. Have no interest in the activities that go on in a strip club.
3. Don't like to degrade the women by tipping.
4. Don't watch the stage.
5. Don't like to belittle the women be getting dances and tipping.
What I find incomprehensible is that you spend so much time here on stripperweb posting about something you have no interest in.
I'm sure there are bowling forums out there somewhere; I don't bowl, I have no interest in bowling, I have never searched out a bowling forum and made 1400 posts concerning my lack of interest in bowling.
The facts don't add up.
KS_Stevia
04-14-2010, 11:54 AM
Believe what you will. I'm just not a guy who for decades would regularly drive 50 miles each way to pay girls hundreds of dollars to spend time with me, show me their bodies, grind on me, and refuse my OTC solicitations. .
Haha, you say this like its a bad thing. And you have no proof on the OTC solicitations, you're just attacking.
So, what do you do instead Bem? Do you have a girlfriend? Do you get laid? Do you take non-strippers out on real dates and have relationships with them?
Look, some years I want to do my own taxes. Other years, I pay my CPA to take care of it for me because I have the money to spend on a professional, and need to get what I want done well in a short amount of time.
Sometimes I hire a maid to clean my house. Can I do it myself, sure. But I'd rather spend my time doing something else. OR..I'm extremely busy with work and spending the entire weekend cleaning the house isn't something I want to do. So I leave $60 and a key..and the house is clean when I get home. Maid gets paid. And yes, I call her "my maid." Its not exactly a happenin job title, but its what she does. And I'll happily refer "my maid" to any of my friends, and she is happy to make the money (she owns the business so she tends to send out others to do the actual cleaning).
How is this any different than being a patron of strippers? Customers aren't necessarily customers because they have no choice. Rather, they have the money to pay, and don't have the time to seek out alternative types of relationships/sexual satisfaction.
Please, enlighten me, on what every one on this board, including myself, is doing wrong by being a customer to strippers?
SteveSmith
04-14-2010, 05:04 PM
The dancers I know don't want their friends to have any involvement in the strip scene. I'm a rare exception to that because I originally met them at work. But I'm damned sure, if I'd originally met them outside of work I wouldn't be a friend if I found excuses to visit strip clubs, even if they weren't working. The majority of dancers don't want their male friends to regularly go to strip clubs.
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I can't imagine your dancer "friends" forbidding you from going to SCs. Like they would care what you did in your off time. It just sounds like more bullshit to me. http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2008/shit1.gif
Dancer: "Phil, what ever you do, don't ever go to a strip club or we're through as friends."
KS_Stevia
04-14-2010, 07:03 PM
I think he meant, visiting the SC when they were working.
bem401
04-15-2010, 05:50 AM
Let me see if I have all of the facts correct here.
You:
1. Have no interest in going to strip clubs.
2. Have no interest in the activities that go on in a strip club.
3. Don't like to degrade the women by tipping.
4. Don't watch the stage.
5. Don't like to belittle the women be getting dances and tipping.
What I find incomprehensible is that you spend so much time here on stripperweb posting about something you have no interest in.
I'm sure there are bowling forums out there somewhere; I don't bowl, I have no interest in bowling, I have never searched out a bowling forum and made 1400 posts concerning my lack of interest in bowling.
The facts don't add up.
The club is a place to kill an hour a couple times a week. I was once every bit as enthusiastic a customer as anyone out there. After a year or so, a couple of legit friendships developed and the girls and I became mutually disinterested in dancer/customer interaction. Hence the enthusiasm for the place as a SC wore off. Their friends (many of whom I've socialized with) weren't interested in it either and, to be honest, I was very (perhaps too) selective nationality and personality-wise as to who I did visit the VIP room with in the first place. I'll admit, if I came across a girl with the appeal of the girls I used to dance with, I'd be tempted.
As far as participating here, I only pop in and out as time and my interest permits.
bem401
04-15-2010, 06:47 AM
Haha, you say this like its a bad thing. And you have no proof on the OTC solicitations, you're just attacking.
So, what do you do instead Bem? Do you have a girlfriend? Do you get laid? Do you take non-strippers out on real dates and have relationships with them?
Please, enlighten me, on what every one on this board, including myself, is doing wrong by being a customer to strippers?
Attacking who? According to the girls here, that's SOP for the regular patrons of the club, one of which I'm not.
KS, I lead a very normal life away from the club. Sometimes it involves girls with a history at the club but most of the time it doesn't.
I never said anyone was doing anything wrong by being a customer. I just respond to attacks on me for finding myself in a different position than the typical customer. I was once a customer, became friends with some of the dancers and their friends, and now find dances off-limits with the only ones I'd be interested in buying dances from anyhow. I still enjoy stopping in the club when I have time to kill. I just don't engage in the dancer/customer thing any more.
KS_Stevia
04-15-2010, 09:28 AM
Then why keep attacking yoda because he IS a customer to these woman and others? You act like you're fucking better than him, and I don't like it. He has chosen the type of relationship he has with those girls, and you have chosen yours. Quit chiding him already.
Phil-W
04-15-2010, 10:32 AM
I can't imagine your dancer "friends" forbidding you from going to SCs. Like they would care what you did in your off time. It just sounds like more bullshit to me.
Having heard more than a few dancers saying they'd never/meet associate outside of work with someone they knew regularly frequented strip clubs, it doesn't take massive intelligence to work out that frequently going to strip clubs will have a negative impact on a dancers opinion of me.
And as (a) my interest in them is as friends outside of work and (b) I don't have much interest in going into strip venues anyway, it's not exactly a sacrifice on my part not to go into a venue unless requested.
So it's not a case of being 'forbidden', merely a case of using a bit of common sense.
Simple concept, isn't it?
Phil.
Phil-W
04-15-2010, 10:38 AM
I still enjoy stopping in the club when I have time to kill. I just don't engage in the dancer/customer thing any more.
Bem,
Simple question for you - do you pay to get in?
In the UK, if you're recognised as helping a dancer (i.e. they know you're there to give her a lift home, etc), the clubs don't charge to let you in.
And if they think you're coming into the club because you're interested in the dancers, you're expected to pay to get in.
So, do you pay or don't you?
Phil.
yoda57us
04-15-2010, 05:59 PM
You're just too wrapped up in being a PL and fixated on being the patron of girls you think of as sex workers to consider that others may find themselves in a different place. In other words, it is incomprehensible to you for that very reason.
BEM, you are very selective in what you read where my posts are concerned. The fact that you may have friends who are sex workers is not incomprehensible to me at all. I can say without hesitation that two or three of my closest friends are sex workers as well as several other ladies that I am very friendly with. The difference is that I don't go in to bother them at work as a "friend" and I don't have to log on to stripper web and brag about it in a foolish attempt to try and display some sort of "insider" status.
You keep clinging to this "I'm their friend and YOU are there customer" crap BEM because it's the one thing you can try to hold over the rest of us actual paying customers as some sort of foolish claim of legitimacy or superiority. Well, It's not either/or BEM. It is very possible to be a friend with a dancer, a very dear friend in fact, and still spend money on her if you choose to go see her while she is at work. I could honestly care less what you do at a strip club. That's between you and the people who put up with you. It's your incessant babbling on this site that I take issue with. Your attitude is annoying and insulting to customers and dancers alike. You claim superiority because you don't spend money on strippers when you go to a strip club.
LMAO BEM. You can't even comprehend how silly it all sounds can you?
yoda57us
04-15-2010, 06:09 PM
Believe what you will. I'm just not a guy who for decades would regularly drive 50 miles each way to pay girls hundreds of dollars to spend time with me, show me their bodies, grind on me, and refuse my OTC solicitations.
Actually in some cases it's thousands of dollars BEM. I can afford it. Do you have hobbies? Well, strip clubs and beautiful women happen to be mine.
Now, for the record, I have never asked a dancer for either a paid or free OTC date. They always do the asking. Also, none of your "friends" in Providence have ever offered to see me either for money or for free and I have never asked.
If any of them tells you that I have, they are lying to you.
If some other patron of the club has told you that I have, he is lying to you and you are an idiot and a gossip for even having the conversation with him.
If you try to deny that the above quote wasn't about me you are lying.
If you are going to attack me BEM at least have the sack to do it like a man. This foolish "who, me? I didn't accuse anyone of anything" crap is cowardly and just another shining example of how you foolishly believe that you are smarter than anyone else reading stripperweb.
Just grow up. This isn't junior high school, we are all grownups here.
yoda57us
04-15-2010, 06:21 PM
Then why keep attacking yoda because he IS a customer to these woman and others? You act like you're fucking better than him, and I don't like it. He has chosen the type of relationship he has with those girls, and you have chosen yours. Quit chiding him already.
I owe you so many hugs I have lost count...
yoda57us
04-15-2010, 06:36 PM
I was right. You are a hen. Running gossip to women you both know.
You may teach second grade, but this ain't second grade
You know, if any of your and Yoda's common acquaintances were truly interested in what he has written here, they could just sign up and post.
You know it's funny Ernie but this is the foolishness that cracks me up the most about BEM's posts. I barely know the women that he refers to as his friends here. I was a regular of one for a relatively brief time about three summers ago, may have bought one or two dances from another many years ago and have only seen and barely talked to another. The women that I drive to RI to see are not really among BEM's circle of friends though he probably does know them since he spends much more time in the clubs down there than I do. I really don't get the constant references at all. As I've said often, it's mostly irrelevant to whatever topic he injects it in to.
peppper1
04-15-2010, 07:34 PM
2 things..... and from the looks of it this could easily spiral out of control and become another 8 pages of posts.
1) Didn't the OP want to know what the shelf life of a regular was? I haven't seen that talked about in ohhhhh pages and pages.
2) Can't we all get along.... or rather the 3 or 4 posters that are jacking this thread?
Just a thought but maybe private messages would be better for the rest of this conversation. Maybe I'm wrong if so continue to rant on and on :)
yoda57us
04-15-2010, 08:12 PM
Welcome to the forum pepper1. If you read here for a while, especially in customer convo, you will find that most threads either die or go of topic after a while. The OP's question has been addressed by dozens of posts in this thread. An internet chat board is a fairly fluid entity. The original poster seldom has much control over where it goes.
Can't we all get along? To be honest, that's not very realistic on the internet in general. It's even less likely on a forum that deals primarily with dancers and customers.
bem401
04-16-2010, 05:24 AM
Then why keep attacking yoda because he IS a customer to these woman and others? You act like you're fucking better than him, and I don't like it. He has chosen the type of relationship he has with those girls, and you have chosen yours. Quit chiding him already.
KS, every attack on him is in response to an attack on me. When I post on a thread and he doesn't agree with what I wrote, even when it doesn't apply to him, he makes it personal. Two examples in this thread alone: I told him being called a regular by a girl from RI was a compliment, which, for some reason or other he decided to argue with name-calling and attacks on me. Secondly, he keeps bringing the very bogus and long-ago-over bans up in a thread that has nothing to do with bans. The only reason anyone even knows about them is because I have no problem discussing them and how foolish they were.
bem401
04-16-2010, 05:31 AM
So, do you pay or don't you?
Phil.
I haven't paid a cover charge in over 5 years but I do generally visit when there is no cover. On the rare occasions I visit when there is a cover or a line at the door, I get gestured right in. That happens maybe a couple of times a month.
bem401
04-16-2010, 06:06 AM
If you try to deny that the above quote wasn't about me you are lying.
First, despite the fact you consider yourself some sort of SC icon, that quote describes probably 1/3 or more of the patrons of the RI club I frequent. On those occasions I converse with some guy I don't know, they almost invariably are from outside RI and behave exactly the way I described. The fact that you decide you might fit the stereotype of the customer I describe just makes you one of the crowd. You are far less the focus of attention, both here and in the club, than you might think.
If you are going to attack me BEM at least have the sack to do it like a man. This foolish "who, me? I didn't accuse anyone of anything" crap is cowardly and just another shining example of how you foolishly believe that you are smarter than anyone else reading stripperweb.
Attacking you? I'm defending me. Have the sack to do it like a man? Arguing on the internet is a manly way of resolving differences?
KS_Stevia
04-16-2010, 12:40 PM
I'm pretty sure yoda doesn't care if he's the focus of attention neither here nor in your club. He gets plenty of attention from the lovely ladies, his friends, and family.
I can't believe you would have a girlfriend and hit the clubs in the afternoon as often as you do.
I, for one, would immediately dump any man I date if I knew he was spending afternoons sitting around at strip clubs. Yes, I know, I'm a (former?) stripper and its hypocritical. Not really though.
thatguy6673
04-16-2010, 04:10 PM
HOW TO BE A SMOOTH 'NON-CUSTOMER' IN DA CLUB
sMOOTH 'NON CUSTOMER' (SNC) as hot stripper approaches: Hello best friend forever that I do not view as a hot pice of ass, but rather as a person with a distinct personality that does not sexually interest me. Please cover your mammaries since we are best friends and I refuse to exploit you since we have a perfect platonic friendship. Also, as a true friend with a pure and noble heart I must tell you the thong you wear exposes your posterior so the whole world can view it, which makes me uncomfortable. I do not view you as a stripper, but merely as a fellow human that I am bonded to in a deep friendship since I give your cousin golf lessons.
Hot stripper: Okay. Thanks for giving my cousin a golf lesson. You want a dance?
SNC: NO! I refuse to debase you in that manner. Rather, please tell me all club gossip about which dancer had 4 beers instead of 2 last night. Such sharing of information between friends will deepen our bonds and you will not have to talk to perverts of that lack my status, intellect, and humanitarianism.
HS (wanders away): Well, gee I see a custie over there that is totally checking out my butt. I'll talk to you later cause I gotta make money.
SNC: After doing so, please discuss with me what a loser he is since he pays you money you use to pay bills and he is not a true out of the club friend.
Herewith, you shall my best friend in the world. I must close my eyes as you walk away since I cannot possibly catch of glipse of the exposed thong clad buttocks of my best friend in a strip club! I refuse to insult you by paying you money for a job function you vountarily chose and/or enjoy since we are best buddies forever with no sexual tension!
Hot Stripper 2: Sweet, SNC is here again. Let me guess, he won't buy a dance because he's such a good friend to you?
HS1: yeah, he's always calling me asking to do favors for me since we are 'such good friends'. Seriously, am I not hot enough to deserve $60 from a guy for pretending to seduce him?
HS2: Gay is gay. Why would a guy come to strip club and try not get a boner and pretend he doesn't want to see your tits?
HS1: Maybe because he's a cheap stalker who thinks golf lessons will make me want to fuck him?
HS2: Yeah, I see you're totally not on to his game.
HS1: Look, new custie. Looks like he wants to pay me
for being sexy. Maybe I should sit down with SNC because new custie isn't my 'best friend for life' and is only interested in paying me to be sexy.
HS2: Yes, wouldn't it be awful for a man to politely pay you for dancing without knowing every detail of your
personal life? Don't you want him to respect you as a person for no money instead of paying you money for being a hot ass bitch? I know you are only here to prance around in your thong and open cup bra to have meaningful converations with true friends who look at you for free while pretending they are so above checking out sexy women.
HS1: Oh absolutely, it would totally ruin my day if a guy enjoyed paying for looking at my hot body and pretending I'm attractive if he isn't my best friend and doesn't follow me around outside the club. I want all guys to pretend I am not attractive in an attempt to get in my pants in a passive aggressive manner. It boosts my self esteem highly to be one of the hottest women in the city and have a guy make a transparent attempt to pretend he doens't enjoy my sexy dances.
HS2: I'm so glad I told SNC that I respect him too much to get dances, but I can't talk to him since I need to make money. Now his annoying ass isn't asking me stalker questions about how much each dancer drinks and petty dressing room fights.
HS1: Seriously, I got to go make some money. Give me a fist bump-I'm gonna ruin all other women for new custie
and make him empty his wallet with a huge smile on his face.
HS2: I'm going to talk to my non-customer friend. He obviously is the envy of every loser in the club paying to get boobs shoved in his face and getting hot asses brushed against their crotch. NOT! (dances for another customer and makes $200)
HS1: Yes, but friendship is worth so much more than that!
HS2: (dancing) shut up biatch!
thatguy6673
04-16-2010, 04:11 PM
SNC: (stares at wall as waitress walks up)
Hot smiling waitress in panties and tight t-shirt: hello, would you like a drink?
SNC: Since I am such good friends with all dancers in this establishment I refuse to partake in shallow for money club transactions. Did I mention I attend this club on a regular basis and now the dancers refuse to dance for me due to our platonic friendship since I am not considered to be a married loser who looks at the breasts of women who are my friends?
Waitress: So do you wanna drink?
SNC: I accidently viewed that you are walking around in
a tight shirt and panties while serving drinks. I did not expect to be exposed to such debasement in an establishment of this nature since I am only here to sit and wait for my close personal friends to hopefully engage me in conversation about important club events. Since I consider you my close personal friend that shouldn't be exploited, please don a pantsuit and burka.
Waitress: So do you wanna drink or not?
SNC: (puts hands over his eyes)-Please have one of my friends come over to speak to me about personal matters after they have debased themselves by dancing for loser customers - I exist to sit here and attend to their emotional needs and not gaze at their bodies due to my platonic friendship with them. All loser customers are secretly jealous of me.
Waitress: So do you wanna-never mind. Have a good night.
Loser custie: (after buying 5 dances-huge smile on face) thank you hs1. you made my day. (gives her another 20).
HS1: bye bye sweetie. you'll see me again in your dreams!
HS2: do you think we'll get in trouble for playing boggle? SNC is all that's left of our customers.
SNC (holding hands over eyes) I cannot tolerate the debasement of women by losers like LC! My friends are everything to me and I will not exploit them!
HS1: I never thought I'd say this, but loser custies aren't that bad.
HS2: Yeah, at least they aren't delusional, pay me money, and aren't afraid to get a boner.
HS1: I am so sad I had to earn money from a man who is only interested in how hot and sexy I am. I never expected this type of trauma in a gentlemans club.
I would rather sit on my tush and not get paid by guys who think they are my 'friends' because I don't try to hustle their cheap asses anymore.
HS2: (looking at SNC staring at wall instead of stage)
What kind of retard comes to strip club not to look at t&a?
HS1: the regular kind of retard I guess?
HS2: we will never know.
Bouncer: (walks up to SNC) hi, are you having a good time tonight?
SNC: Yes, I have had deep meaningful discussions about personal matters with platonic friends.
Bouncer: good, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. Do you like blondes with big boobs or skinny girls with black hair? Bombshell and Melody are both ready to dance for you if you would like to be entertained.
SNC: I do not participate in the exploitation of women.
I am close personal friends with Firecracker and Lilith,
and they are such good friends with me they will no longer dance for me due to our deep respectful friendship and sharing of secrets.
(Bombshell touches her boobs and licks her lips, Melody wiggles her booty and giggles)
SNC: (covers eyes) THE EXPLOITATION OF WOMEN BY LOSERS THAT LIKE TO LOOK AT MAMMARIES AND POSTERIORS MUST CEASE! A REAL FRIEND WOULD NEVER WANT TO LOOK AT THE BOOBS OR BUTT OF ANOTHER TRUE FRIEND BECAUSE IT IS SO WRONG! ALL CUSTOMERS ARE PATHETIC LOSERS THAT ARE JEALOUS OF MY PURE AND PERFECT NON-MONETARY SOCIAL INTERACTIONS WITH WOMEN I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH DUE TO OUR SIMILAR SOCIAL STATUS IN ELITE CIRCLES!
Bouncer: dude, get outta here. people are just trying to have a good time and you're dampening the mood by making people feel uncomfortable.
SNC: YOU ONLY DO THIS BECAUSE OF MY PURE LOYALTY TO DO THE BEST THING FOR MY PERSONAL FRIENDS!
Bouncer escorts SNC out-All dancers give him a standing ovation as bouncer bows
THE END
yoda57us
04-16-2010, 04:17 PM
First, despite the fact you consider yourself some sort of SC icon, that quote describes probably 1/3 or more of the patrons of the RI club I frequent. On those occasions I converse with some guy I don't know, they almost invariably are from outside RI and behave exactly the way I described. The fact that you decide you might fit the stereotype of the customer I describe just makes you one of the crowd. You are far less the focus of attention, both here and in the club, than you might think.
Actually BEM I know very well that I am not the focus of attention in any club. As KS said, I have no desire to be so that's fine by me. Very few people in any strip club know who "yoda" is. Do people know who I am? Sure, I have regulars in many clubs, I spend generously, I tip service staff well and I'm pretty much nice to everyone. You call that being a shameless suck-up but since I get treated well by dancers and staff alike I just call it being a nice guy. I've never been asked to leave a strip club and not return either...
The only place that I seem to be the focus of attention and obsession is in your mind BEM. You really should get over it and move on. This is a message board BEM. The topic is strip clubs and strippers. You and I don't see eye to eye on quite a bit where these topics are concerned. It was personal before I banned you and your gossip mongering emails from my email box but you are the one that sought me out, not the other way around. I won't get involved in private exchanges on line and I laugh at you every time you suggest that we should settle our differences in person. For some reason you think that I care if you have conversations with dancers in a strip club about what I say here on this board. I'm making it personal? BEM, I couldn't be any less personal about your antics inside a strip club if I tried. I do however reserve the right as a participant on Stripper web to argue with you the same as I argue with anyone else that I don't agree with.
If you actually read here enough you would see that I give plenty of other guys a hard time for strip club buffoonery, not just you.
yoda57us
04-16-2010, 04:23 PM
Attacking you? I'm defending me. Have the sack to do it like a man? Arguing on the internet is a manly way of resolving differences?
Who is trying to resolve differences? It's a debate BEM not a math problem. Nothing is going to be resolved. Your right though, that was a bad choice of words. I should have told you to have the sack to argue like a grown up...
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KS_Stevia
04-16-2010, 05:54 PM
I don't know who "thatguy" is...but his rendition is one of the most realistic stripper: stripper conversation renditions I've read on this site!
I owe you so many hugs I have lost count...
You guys should just get a room for God's sake. And send us the video afterward }:D
FBR
KS_Stevia
04-16-2010, 09:00 PM
Meh,I already recently posted my boobs for ya'll to see on here and the only one to take notice was Mr_Hyde. No more freebies (without some sucking up ;) )
velvet
04-16-2010, 09:06 PM
I don't know who "thatguy" is...but his rendition is one of the most realistic stripper: stripper conversation renditions I've read on this site!
that shit was so true and funny. i laugh at guys like that who really believe they are real friends with the girls and staff.
bem401
04-17-2010, 10:29 AM
I can't believe you would have a girlfriend and hit the clubs in the afternoon as often as you do.
As often as I do? A couple hours a week? With essentially zero participation in the SC-nature of the place? I couldn't even tell you the last time I had a boob intentionally shown to me or rubbed in my face.
bem401
04-17-2010, 10:47 AM
Actually in some cases it's thousands of dollars BEM. I can afford it. Do you have hobbies? Well, strip clubs and beautiful women happen to be mine.
Now, for the record, I have never asked a dancer for either a paid or free OTC date. They always do the asking. Also, none of your "friends" in Providence have ever offered to see me either for money or for free and I have never asked.
If any of them tells you that I have, they are lying to you.
If some other patron of the club has told you that I have, he is lying to you and you are an idiot and a gossip for even having the conversation with him.
Now its thousands? You've posted several times $200-$300 a visit.
You're a hobbyist. We get that.
None of the girls have ever said a word about you, positive or negative, at least to me. Your name has popped up once or twice total in all the years I've been a patron. You seem to think everything I post is focused on you when nothing i post is until you start your "personalization" of the discussion
I've never discussed you or much of anything else, particularly club-related, with another customer. All I know is what I read elsewhere. And I'll repeat, my post was about the typical guy from Boston, not necessarily you. I never said you engaged in that behavior though I recall you being accused of it.
As far as gossip, you throw that out there because I've posted a certain Chinese dancer who keeps to herself always has questions for me when she sees me: What do I know about this? What have I heard about that? I either just answer her to the best of my ability or tell her who might have the answer. Its hardly gossip.
Kellydancer
04-17-2010, 11:12 AM
that shit was so true and funny. i laugh at guys like that who really believe they are real friends with the girls and staff.
Every club I worked at had one or two of these guys. I'll never forget the one club where the bouncer announced my "friend" was there. I go to look and it was some guy I briefly chatted with the other night because the club was quiet. Yet now because of that this loser decided to come back to see me, thinking we could be friends and hang outside the club, though he never paid me a dime. On top of that, this loser was telling girls I "invited" him to the club. I never considered him my friend and yes, I would have loved to have been paid by him. This guy kept coming to the club, I ignored him, and he started to cause trouble because I ignored him. I've never known any dancer who enjoyed guys coming into the club who never paid them money. Any guy who thinks dancers enjoy seeing them though they don't pay are delusional.
KS_Stevia
04-17-2010, 12:11 PM
I couldn't even tell you the last time I had a boob intentionally shown to me or rubbed in my face.
REALLY? That's just fucking sad man! I can remember the last time I had another woman's boobs shown to me AND rubbed in my face.
First immediate memory, about 2 weeks ago, at an SC..by 3 different dances I tipped on stage. Cost me all of $6-8 tip ($1 is customary but I like to give more) and put a big fucking grin on my face. Of course, I was totally exploiting these poor girls, they were crying the entire time. ::)
Second memory, about a month ago. In fact, that time it was two sets of boobs at the same time, leading to something you've only seen in the movies you hide under your bed...and it was fucking superb! }:D
Who the hell brags about LACK of boobs in the face? :O
KS_Stevia
04-17-2010, 12:15 PM
Every club I worked at had one or two of these guys. I'll never forget the one club where the bouncer announced my "friend" was there. I go to look and it was some guy I briefly chatted with the other night because the club was quiet. Yet now because of that this loser decided to come back to see me, thinking we could be friends and hang outside the club, though he never paid me a dime. On top of that, this loser was telling girls I "invited" him to the club. I never considered him my friend and yes, I would have loved to have been paid by him. This guy kept coming to the club, I ignored him, and he started to cause trouble because I ignored him. I've never known any dancer who enjoyed guys coming into the club who never paid them money. Any guy who thinks dancers enjoy seeing them though they don't pay are delusional.
I gave a guy like this my stripper phone number. He fucking blew it up for months, leaving me messages asking me to come with him to a swinger's club. When I met him, no one was buying dances. He bought me a drink, I gave him 10 minutes and the stripperphone hoping he would buy. No dice.
I had to very rudely tell him to fuck off, and I am not a mean person, it makes me feel bad. But some people don't understand boundaries. Don't people get that if someone doesn't call you back after you call 2-3 times, they are NOT interested?
Meh,I already recently posted my boobs for ya'll to see on here and the only one to take notice was Mr_Hyde. No more freebies (without some sucking up ;) )
As usual I missed your boob shot. But I admit I would do a little sucking up considering it is you.
FBR
yoda57us
04-17-2010, 05:25 PM
You guys should just get a room for God's sake. And send us the video afterward }:D
FBR
KS is way too smart to get involved with an ass-kissing stripper suck-up like FBR...Alas, I can dream!}:D
yoda57us
04-17-2010, 05:40 PM
Now its thousands? You've posted several times $200-$300 a visit.
Not thousands in a single visit you idiot. You are the one who talked about my decades as a customer. I have easily spent thousands on any of several dancers that I have been a regular of for anywhere from five to ten years. Why do you care? It's not your money...
You seem to think everything I post is focused on you when nothing i post is until you start your "personalization" of the discussion
No BEM, you can keep saying it all you want but that doesn't make it true...
And I'll repeat, my post was about the typical guy from Boston, not necessarily you. I never said you engaged in that behavior though I recall you being accused of it.
So you claim you are not a gossip monger yet you make accusations based on something you read on an unmoderated board by an anonymous poster.
As far as gossip, you throw that out there because I've posted a certain Chinese dancer who keeps to herself always has questions for me when she sees me: What do I know about this? What have I heard about that? I either just answer her to the best of my ability or tell her who might have the answer. Its hardly gossip.
I have no idea what you are talking about BEM. I call you a gossip because all of my previous dealings with you revolved around you blowing up my email box with endless babble about the private lives of your "friends". That's gossip BEM and that makes you a gossip.
yoda57us
04-17-2010, 05:43 PM
Meh,I already recently posted my boobs for ya'll to see on here and the only one to take notice was Mr_Hyde. No more freebies (without some sucking up ;) )
I'm so sorry I missed your boobies KS. My computer crapped out and internet access has been spotty at best with my back-up machine. I will make it up to you! Just tell me what I have to suck and when!