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Jessie_tinydancer
02-02-2010, 10:20 PM
^ Yoda are you suggesting it doesn't count when I charge for my vag? whew! Thank god... k.. now I only had 2 cocks... jk ;)

flickad
02-02-2010, 11:42 PM
Paid or un paid?

Unpaid, of course.

ArmySGT.
02-03-2010, 01:09 AM
paid and unpaid?

Fuck! Now I have to start counting again.

Athenathefabulous
02-03-2010, 01:32 AM
I think men are under less pressure to lie, because women are less likely to ask, and men are less likely to be called whores and sneered at for being honest.

Wow, really? Im gonna have to disagree with you here. of the men and women ive slept with, the women were far more concerned with my past experiences than the men were.

also, the women i have been with were not only more concerned, but made me feel like i was being judged a lot more than the men i was with. the only exception to this is my one crazy (male) ex who faked cancer to keep me in a relationship with him. but other than that, more judgement has been put upon me by women than men.

The girls i know as a whole seem like they would be more concerned about this than my guy friends would be.

But then again, im like a crazy girl magnet. Or crazy girls are magnets for me. one of the two :-\.

ArmySGT.
02-03-2010, 01:53 AM
But then again, im like a crazy girl magnet. Or crazy girls are magnets for me. one of the two :-\.

Ha ha ha ha! I feel this way too! If their is a schizophrenic, off meds, cat lady in the bar, I am irresistible.

Athenathefabulous
02-03-2010, 01:55 AM
Ha ha ha ha! I feel this way too! If their is a schizophrenic, off meds, cat lady in the bar, I am irresistible.

haha i agree with the schizophrenic and off meds part, but cat ladys i picture being old. no really old women have ever come on to me. oldest woman i hooked up with was 35ish... but when you get to the cat lady ages, :no:.

ArmySGT.
02-03-2010, 02:35 AM
haha i agree with the schizophrenic and off meds part, but cat ladys i picture being old. no really old women have ever come on to me. oldest woman i hooked up with was 35ish... but when you get to the cat lady ages, :no:.

When I was 19 and new in the Army I hooked up with a 35 year old woman. Man that was a great relationship.

Last crazy was a woman at a pub. Every third sentence was a non seqitur.

like Hi I'm Debbie, I really like this karaoke. I want to sing something from fleetwood mac. Ya know blue should taste more like moon. Yeah moon.



Yeah thats me, irresistible to the straitjacket sororities.

mediocrity
02-03-2010, 02:42 AM
When I was 19 and new in the Army I hooked up with a 35 year old woman. Man that was a great relationship.

Last crazy was a woman at a pub. Every third sentence was a non seqitur.

like Hi I'm Debbie, I really like this karaoke. I want to sing something from fleetwood mac. Ya know blue should taste more like moon. Yeah moon.



Yeah thats me, irresistible to the straitjacket sororities.

Haha wtf? Best post ever!

yoda57us
02-03-2010, 05:11 PM
I hope to hear a high number actually, since I'm a dirty slut.

Well, for the sake of not disappointing you I'm gonna have to say it's in the hundreds and I lost count back in my 40's...some were "free", most were paid for but really, is there any such thing as free sex? /:O

JayATee
02-03-2010, 05:15 PM
Well, for the sake of not disappointing you I'm gonna have to say it's in the hundreds and I lost count back in my 40's...some were "free", most were paid for but really, is there any such thing as free sex? /:O

Nope. One way or another you are paying for the pleasure of my pussy. Ask my husband.

But I've been told over and over and over again by several diff guys at this point that Im addictive and poison... so maybe that's payment enough. ;)

Will
02-05-2010, 03:53 PM
Well, for the sake of not disappointing you I'm gonna have to say it's in the hundreds and I lost count back in my 40's...some were "free", most were paid for but really, is there any such thing as free sex? /:O

Nope.

mediocrity
02-05-2010, 09:49 PM
Nope.

Sorry Will and others- yup.

ArmySGT.
02-09-2010, 01:11 AM
Sorry Will and others-For Women there is- yup.

fixed it for ya. ;D

jaizaine
02-09-2010, 01:21 AM
I think I've had 4 or 5 vaginas. Hated them all. Licking pussy is about as exciting to me sexually as licking a postage stamp and in some cases it's down right unpleasant. I've only ever done it for shows at work and I have no desire to ever do it again.

mediocrity
02-09-2010, 02:46 AM
I think I've had 4 or 5 vaginas. Hated them all. Licking pussy is about as exciting to me sexually as licking a postage stamp and in some cases it's down right unpleasant. I've only ever done it for shows at work and I have no desire to ever do it again.

Yeah, me too. I only do it to indulge J ( if he's been good, muahahaha!), and that's only if I am drunk as shit. I can't do it sober.

mediocrity
02-09-2010, 02:48 AM
fixed it for ya. ;D

Bahaha drunken misinterpretation.

KS_Stevia
02-09-2010, 01:38 PM
Yeah, me too. I only do it to indulge J ( if he's been good, muahahaha!), and that's only if I am drunk as shit. I can't do it sober.

I make out with some of my girl friends on occasion, maybe feel some boobies, but I'm so over girl sex, just not appealing to me. The last 2 times I was in that situation, I wouldn't participate in anything more than petting. Oh well....

princessjas
02-10-2010, 09:22 PM
Yeah, me too. I only do it to indulge J ( if he's been good, muahahaha!), and that's only if I am drunk as shit. I can't do it sober.


I make out with some of my girl friends on occasion, maybe feel some boobies, but I'm so over girl sex, just not appealing to me. The last 2 times I was in that situation, I wouldn't participate in anything more than petting. Oh well....

Why do it then? I don't mean to be a bitch, but srsly? WHY would you fuck someone you don't wanna? That seems a little above and beyond the call of duty to me.

Mind you I wanna fuck girls, so maybe I'm not seeing things from your perspective...but if I DIDN'T wanna, there wouldn't be enough money or a cool enough guy in the entire damn world to make me. (Cause if he was really awesome, he wouldn't want me to do anything that wasn't cool for me. It would bother him to see me trying to please him by doing something very distastful to me..and if you gotta be wasted drunk, it's obviously pretty BAD for you.)

mediocrity
02-11-2010, 10:50 AM
Why do it then? I don't mean to be a bitch, but srsly? WHY would you fuck someone you don't wanna? That seems a little above and beyond the call of duty to me.

Mind you I wanna fuck girls, so maybe I'm not seeing things from your perspective...but if I DIDN'T wanna, there wouldn't be enough money or a cool enough guy in the entire damn world to make me. (Cause if he was really awesome, he wouldn't want me to do anything that wasn't cool for me. It would bother him to see me trying to please him by doing something very distastful to me..and if you gotta be wasted drunk, it's obviously pretty BAD for you.)

He didn't twist my arm. Plus it was a very good friend of mine so I figured what the hey. It's not like I find it REPULSIVE. Just takes me a few drinks to muster up the courage, and usually after SNT we are both drunk anyways, so it isn't like I'm pounding shots in the bed waiting for it to kick in or anything.

princessjas
02-11-2010, 11:07 AM
He didn't twist my arm. Plus it was a very good friend of mine so I figured what the hey. It's not like I find it REPULSIVE. Just takes me a few drinks to muster up the courage, and usually after SNT we are both drunk anyways, so it isn't like I'm pounding shots in the bed waiting for it to kick in or anything.

Ah, okay. When you said you had to be drunk, I took that as, you finding it so distasteful not needing courage. Makes more sense now. ;D

mediocrity
02-11-2010, 11:16 AM
Ah, okay. When you said you had to be drunk, I took that as, you finding it so distasteful not needing courage. Makes more sense now. ;D

Yeah. The whole "women know what women want"... obviously I missed that memo. I essentially had to have him directing traffic.

KS_Stevia
02-11-2010, 12:15 PM
Why do it then? I don't mean to be a bitch, but srsly? WHY would you fuck someone you don't wanna? That seems a little above and beyond the call of duty to me.

Mind you I wanna fuck girls, so maybe I'm not seeing things from your perspective...but if I DIDN'T wanna, there wouldn't be enough money or a cool enough guy in the entire damn world to make me. (Cause if he was really awesome, he wouldn't want me to do anything that wasn't cool for me. It would bother him to see me trying to please him by doing something very distastful to me..and if you gotta be wasted drunk, it's obviously pretty BAD for you.)

I don't fuck anything I don't want. And yes, you always seem to be extremely defensive about anything regarding the subject of bisexuality. I'm a very liberal person who tends to hang out with open-minded folks in a laid back city. So sexuality to me doesn't have to be defined by anything, its fluid. Have you had some kind of bad experiences or have people judged you for your sexual preferences?

If I want to make out with girls, I do it because I like it. And if the encounter goes beyond simply "petting", either I'm game, or I stop things and chill. In the past year, I've had some level of sexual play with about 6 women. With two of them, it was "all the way" because the mood was right. With the others, it was more about getting topless, kissing, and taking turns playing with my boyfriend. Everyone was happy, sure we were drunk but we're heavy drinkers as is.

What I was trying to say was that in the past, like in my early 20's, I was far more actively interested in full-on sexual encounters with women. Now, as I'm in my 30's, it simply doesn't appeal to me as much as it used to. People change. I don't believe people are born either full straigh, gay, bisexual, and they have to maintain that level of desire for their entire lives. Its a gradient.

I've fucked a lot of chicks, enough to know what I prefer. That's all. :P

princessjas
02-11-2010, 12:50 PM
^^Wasn't aware I'd been defensive about bisexuality in the past. My post wasn't even about bisexuality, it was asking why you'd have sex with someone you didn't want to, which was the impression I got from both your and Med's posts. If that wasn't the case, I apologize. Dang tho, I can't stand the thought of someone being pressured into doing something that they aren't into and I've heard of a LOT of girls being pressured into girlsex they weren't into.

I'm not really sure where you were going with your sliding scale of sexuality. That's pretty much the way I see it, so I dunno if that was supposed to be an argument against my opinion or something?

Oh, and ya. I grew up in bumfuck WV, so yes, I had to hide my sexuality when I was a kid. Even with me trying to hide it my family constantly came out with comments that included the word lesbian in a snarl. My first girl crushes started right along with my first boy crushes in 1st or 2nd grade, so I wasn't so good at hiding it. Hid it well when I was older, but they never seemed to forget or get over it. Could barely be friends with a girl without scathing comments.

KS_Stevia
02-11-2010, 01:00 PM
I think we're in agreement here. Haha, I was watching "Tomb Raider" with my mom a few years ago, and commented on how beautiful Angelina Jolie was. I guess I said it in an off-tone, because my mom looked at me in disbelief, and said, "OMG, you're not a lesbian are you!?!?!?!"

I laughed so hard. My folks are pretty conservative too. But my mom and I have always mentioned if a female was very attractive to one another, as women do. But I guess I almost came "out" with my statement. Fortunately I'm an excellent liar and made her feel ridiculous for even thinking such horrid things, even though she was totally right!

Sorry you had to go through a rough time growing up. My little girlfriends and I always had pseudo-lesbo play, and we even got caught before, but no one accused us of being gay, because I think most educated people know its natural for little kids to experiment to an extent.

Pretty_Penny
02-11-2010, 01:33 PM
There are way too many factors to really say, but generally speaking I'd be most comfortable with something between 5 and 15

that said, I was my boyfriend's 3rd sexual partner and he's the best I've ever had.

ArmySGT.
02-12-2010, 08:55 PM
I am going out tonight to do some bar hopping. I will let you know what happens.

As a reminder.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/1265235721844.jpg