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gameover
02-01-2010, 08:08 PM
Ohh come on. You didn't really believe that.

Oh come on, where is the sense of humor :)

mediocrity
02-01-2010, 08:10 PM
Oh come on, where is the sense of humor :)

Everyone who knows me know I have the worst sense of humour ever. Pair that with a nice case of schadenfreude.. I'm really, really dry.

yoda57us
02-01-2010, 08:32 PM
Uh, I picked 1. Do I get a prize?

Why yes! You get the booby prize...

by the way, there was no wrong answer...

gameover
02-01-2010, 08:32 PM
Everyone who knows me know I have the worst sense of humour ever. Pair that with a nice case of schadenfreude.. I'm really, really dry.

Well that's not good. I only like women who are really really wet. Hmm, you probably won't like this post :)

mediocrity
02-01-2010, 08:38 PM
Well that's not good. I only like women who are really really wet. Hmm, you probably won't like this post :)

It's up there on the irritation scale, sure.

gameover
02-01-2010, 08:41 PM
It's up there on the irritation scale, sure.

well, come on, you find me a little charming, right? :)

chris91
02-01-2010, 11:08 PM
This thread makes my mouth taste like bile.

WestCoast101
02-01-2010, 11:12 PM
Zeus: Morning.

John McClane: Good morning.

Zeus: You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate (n word) s" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking.

[John yawns]

Zeus: Hey! I'm talking to you! Now you've got about ten seconds before those guys see you, and when they do they will kill you, you understand? You are about to have a very bad day.

John McClane: Tell me about it.

jaizaine
02-01-2010, 11:41 PM
I tend to agree, but why do you think it is shit?

Anything that has been a fantasy is sure to disappoint in reality.
Also I wouldn't want to date a stripper as they are usually busy on sat nights and so forth.

mediocrity
02-01-2010, 11:47 PM
well, come on, you find me a little charming, right? :)

I'm burned out on "wet" jokes etc. Comes with the job.

jaizaine
02-01-2010, 11:51 PM
I'm burned out on "wet" jokes etc. Comes with the job.

LOL. Any sexual jokes or innuendos are just old news to us huh? Not clever or funny ::)

gameover
02-02-2010, 08:51 AM
Anything that has been a fantasy is sure to disappoint in reality.
Also I wouldn't want to date a stripper as they are usually busy on sat nights and so forth.

Like I said :) But jaizaine, I would make exceptions for you :)

yoda57us
02-02-2010, 09:41 AM
Like I said :) But jaizaine, I would make exceptions for you :)

I've got to hand it to you GO. I takes a special kind of guy to start a thread by slamming the entire occupation of exotic dancer and then start attempting to suck-up to them in the same thread...

not that it appears to be working...

Trem
02-02-2010, 10:40 AM
Why do we strive to date strippers?

I always did, but now that I have met the goal:

They are insecure about their looks, more so than any other woman
They are jealous about any other dancer you have gotten dances from
They are super jealous of other women
They have shitty work hours so cant do stuff when you want to
They are so into money. Ok I have it, but come on

Internet assholes, why does anybody ever date them?

They are so starved for attention that they troll message boards because negative attention from beautiful women is better than being completely ignored as usual

They are so jealous of men who can actually get women to date them that their only recourse is putting those women down and acting like they could get them if they wanted

They have tiny tiny penises :(

They are so into looks that they would never consider dating a girl that looks half as ugly as they do

sxcbbw
02-02-2010, 10:52 AM
Internet assholes, why does anybody ever date them?

They are so starved for attention that they troll message boards because negative attention from beautiful women is better than being completely ignored as usual

They are so jealous of men who can actually get women to date them that their only recourse is putting those women down and acting like they could get them if they wanted

They have tiny tiny penises :(

They are so into looks that they would never consider dating a girl that looks half as ugly as they do

Rofl! ILY, that post made my day.

KS_Stevia
02-02-2010, 11:08 AM
I think GO should make a poll! One on this site and one on a regular site for women (makeup site or something)

gameover
02-02-2010, 03:42 PM
I've got to hand it to you GO. I takes a special kind of guy to start a thread by slamming the entire occupation of exotic dancer and then start attempting to suck-up to them in the same thread...

not that it appears to be working...

Heh, my motto is, never say die :)

I don't expect that any dancers here are going to date me, but I can't help lusting after a hot dancer like jaizaine, even if she is on another continent. :)

lopaw
02-02-2010, 08:36 PM
Heh, my motto is, never say die :)

I don't expect that any dancers here are going to date me, but I can't help lusting after a hot dancer like jaizaine, even if she is on another continent. :)


http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/1523/epicze4.jpg

gameover
02-02-2010, 08:43 PM
Ouch that hurts, not. If you want to insult someone, at least do something funny. That, no so much :)

jaizaine
02-02-2010, 09:54 PM
Heh, my motto is, never say die :)

I don't expect that any dancers here are going to date me, but I can't help lusting after a hot dancer like jaizaine, even if she is on another continent. :)

smallest continent, largest island :D

mediocrity
02-03-2010, 02:31 AM
So lopaw, when are you going to start teaching classes.....? ;)

pixierocksonthepole
02-03-2010, 09:52 AM
this thread made me laugh so hard. beginning to end. As much as I hate people with low IQ's...sometimes they are so worth the entertainment! :D

lopaw
02-03-2010, 08:46 PM
So lopaw, when are you going to start teaching classes.....? ;)


LOL
Lordy, I wish someone would pay me to do that.
Sadly, for the ones needing it the most, it would never be fully understood.......coz ya can't fix stupid.

wanderlust08
02-03-2010, 08:55 PM
internet assholes, why does anybody ever date them?

They are so starved for attention that they troll message boards because negative attention from beautiful women is better than being completely ignored as usual

they are so jealous of men who can actually get women to date them that their only recourse is putting those women down and acting like they could get them if they wanted

they have tiny tiny penises :(

they are so into looks that they would never consider dating a girl that looks half as ugly as they do


zing! ;d

gameover
02-07-2010, 10:27 AM
Ok, I'm still dating her. And even thought I've probably alienated every dancer here :). I would like some advice to help me with my dancer issues. Because this girl has gotten under my skin, and I can't get her out of my mind. :)

WiseGuy_TX
02-07-2010, 10:48 AM
Ok, I'm still dating her. And even thought I've probably alienated every dancer here :). I would like some advice to help me with my dancer issues. Because this girl has gotten under my skin, and I can't get her out of my mind. :)...please elaborate on "under my skin" and "out of my mind" with some examples. My popcorn and I are ready for the various replies.

Almost Jaded
02-07-2010, 11:41 AM
Under his (for)skin and out of his (sexually obsessed) mind. Not that there's anything WRONG with that.

It's just that his situation constitutes a waste of a perfectly good stripper, one that others could and should PROPERLY enjoy, either ITC or out. Clearly, gameover does not deserve ANY stripper tail, much less a real relationship.

The latter part probably ought to be expanded to include women in general, but he made this about the dancers, and it's on stripperweb after all...

KS_Stevia
02-07-2010, 01:33 PM
C'mon man. Don't put the stripper pussy on a pedastool. Not all strippers are great catches and prizes either. Seriously, if I could tell the stories I've heard in the dressing room, quiet and keeping to myself. I'm sure Game found himself a formidable and appropriate match. :)

KS_Stevia
02-07-2010, 01:34 PM
It's just that his situation constitutes a waste of a perfectly good stripper, one that others could and should PROPERLY enjoy, either ITC or out. Clearly, gameover does not deserve ANY stripper tail, much less a real relationship.
ll...

Am I missing something? Is there anything stopping a customer from enjoying a stripper with a loser boyfriend ITC or out? Hell, its happening right now, before our very eyes! Someone, somewhere, is getting lapped by a stripper with a homeless, broke musician boyfriend sitting on her couch playing her Wii. :D }:D

gameover
02-07-2010, 05:08 PM
C'mon man. Don't put the stripper pussy on a pedastool. Not all strippers are great catches and prizes either. Seriously, if I could tell the stories I've heard in the dressing room, quiet and keeping to myself. I'm sure Game found himself a formidable and appropriate match. :)

She's definitely formidable :) That's why I asked for help :)

yoda57us
02-07-2010, 06:20 PM
Ok, I'm still dating her. And even thought I've probably alienated every dancer here :). I would like some advice to help me with my dancer issues. Because this girl has gotten under my skin, and I can't get her out of my mind. :)

Help how? If she's not going to quit dancing and you can't deal with her as a dancer it sounds like you are kinda SOL. Good luck though...:great:

gameover
02-07-2010, 06:20 PM
Help how? If she's not going to quit dancing and you can't deal with her as a dancer it sounds like you are kinda SOL. Good luck though...

Yoda, you are dead to me now :)

Jessie_tinydancer
02-07-2010, 06:34 PM
Ok, I'm still dating her. And even thought I've probably alienated every dancer here :). I would like some advice to help me with my dancer issues. Because this girl has gotten under my skin, and I can't get her out of my mind. :)

If shes as fantastic as you describe in the first post than you'd probably go better with some advice from a psychologist.

mediocrity
02-07-2010, 07:26 PM
What seemz to be teh problemz?

gameover
02-07-2010, 07:49 PM
What seemz to be teh problemz?
Well, I think she is bad for me, but when I'm away from her all I think about is her

mediocrity
02-07-2010, 08:41 PM
Well, I think she is bad for me, but when I'm away from her all I think about is her

Lord you sound like my best guy friend. He goes back, she treats him like crap, they break up, he goes mad without her, she gets him to go back, rinse repeat. I'm trying to beat some sense into him. He and I had a long talk last night. We'll see how it goes. He deserves better.

yoda57us
02-08-2010, 12:47 PM
Yoda, you are dead to me now :)

Ah well....take a number....;)

KS_Stevia
02-08-2010, 02:24 PM
Well, I think she is bad for me, but when I'm away from her all I think about is her

Need more details please. I have great advice on how to get away from bad partners. It may cost you mentally though.

Almost Jaded
02-08-2010, 08:43 PM
Am I missing something? Is there anything stopping a customer from enjoying a stripper with a loser boyfriend ITC or out? Hell, its happening right now, before our very eyes! Someone, somewhere, is getting lapped by a stripper with a homeless, broke musician boyfriend sitting on her couch playing her Wii.

You were missing the inherent sarcasm that the post you quoted was laced with, lol. I agree with you on a large scale.

But like all tongue-in-cheek comments, it was based on SOME reality - and in my experience, she's a great girl that's stuck with a guy who can't get past the fact that she's a stripper. This threads very existence bears testament to that probability. ;)

Djoser
02-08-2010, 09:21 PM
Hey I have worked with, and dated a few, that had some of the issues you described in various mixtures.

But posting that here was kind of dumb. The women of SW are pretty exceptional, and very charming in a genuine way, from what I've seen. And this is basically a support type forum that allows customers to post freely so long as they are respectful. So posting stuff about the negative stereotypes isn't really appropriate, I don't think. I mean there's negative stereotypes out there in all categories and professions, but you generally don't point that out to the people who are above and beyond it.

I have pretty much dated dancers exclusively for ten years now, they understand what I am doing and don't tend to flip out about it so much.

I love the hours, though, it matches mine perfectly!

jaizaine
02-09-2010, 07:41 AM
I don't really know what the problem is? Her job? Most probably.
The Offspring song Self Esteem came to mind from your post, not saying you don't have self esteem, just because of the whole issue of a girl who is bad for a guy.

Why do we always like things that are bad for us? If something is bad for you, try to have it in small quantities!

KS_Stevia
02-09-2010, 12:02 PM
But like all tongue-in-cheek comments, it was based on SOME reality - and in my experience, she's a great girl that's stuck with a guy who can't get past the fact that she's a stripper. This threads very existence bears testament to that probability. ;)

I'm not missing the point, your sarcasm is noted. I disagree with her being "great." You have no way of knowing that. Many, many strippers are completely lame, and are worthy of the stereotype they are given. Have you really ever spent time in the dressing room? Dating a bunch of strippers doesn't count.

I still think you put the stripper pussy on a pedestool. And I can't blame you too much, with that awesome gorgeous lady of yours.

Almost Jaded
02-09-2010, 12:37 PM
I don't know that she's great.

I don't know that he is, either.

Statistically, based upon my own observations and experience, the likelihood that she's similar to other women I've known in the business and that he just can't handle dating a dancer vs the likelihood that she's the problem is approximately 4:1.

And thank you for the compliment of my wonderful MissMynxx, for whom my pet name in our relationship is "Perfect" for a reason. I am truly the luckiest man on earth, and strive daily to be worthy of her affection. Do not, however, be led to the conclusion that my having found God's most perfect female creation results in my "putting stripper pussy on a pedestal"; this is wrong for several reasons.

First, no woman on earth can match her, profession notwithstanding.

Second, she is by no means the first dancer I have dated.

Thirdly, it is the comparison of those dancers I have known and/or dated vs the other women I have known that results in my estimation of dancers as a whole being better woman material. While I recognize that in many - nay, most - ways strippers are not dissimilar to any other sample of the female population, I have dated a LOT of women and as a group the dancers are better overall material on average. IF the person dating them can handle A. their profession and what goes with it, and B. the type of women that tend to do well at stripping as a career, which is the whole point.

That is to say, some women are better suited to the job than others, and those women specifically I will deservedly place on a pedestal based on experience and observation.

:D

laurcon
02-09-2010, 01:09 PM
I probably had unrealistic expectations. I guess I was expecting a super chick :) And yes, I am stupid :)

many strippers are super chicks, but they would never even consider dating you, even if you paid them. go work on yourself gameover and you'll be able to date a higher-caliber woman regardless of her profession.


* sorry didn't realize this shit went on for 4 pages.

JoeUnCool
02-10-2010, 09:04 AM
Ok, I'm still dating her. And even thought I've probably alienated every dancer here :). I would like some advice to help me with my dancer issues. Because this girl has gotten under my skin, and I can't get her out of my mind. :)

I've lost track of where things are at on this thread. I don't follow it all the time, and it is in pink..............

Where r things at with this girl? Are you really dating her or is this an OTC type of thing?

gameover
02-14-2010, 08:27 AM
I don't really know what the problem is? Her job? Most probably.
The Offspring song Self Esteem came to mind from your post, not saying you don't have self esteem, just because of the whole issue of a girl who is bad for a guy.

Why do we always like things that are bad for us? If something is bad for you, try to have it in small quantities!

I guess the stripper job is the big problem. No worries, I wouldn't still be seeing her if it wasn't worth it. I just wish life was perfect :)

laurcon
02-14-2010, 10:45 AM
Why do we strive to date strippers?

I always did, but now that I have met the goal:

They are insecure about their looks, more so than any other woman
They are jealous about any other dancer you have gotten dances from
They are super jealous of other women
They have shitty work hours so cant do stuff when you want to
They are so into money. Ok I have it, but come on

btw, if a stripper is acting this way, she's most likely just dating you for your money. when we REALLY like a guy, money is not an issue.

perhaps she seems insecure about her looks because she wants you to buy her plastic surgery and expensive make-up? perhaps she's jealous that another dancer will charm you as easily as she did and get your money. probably she doesn't really have to work when you want to hang out, she just doesn't want to see you. And she's really into money because you do have it. if you didn't, doesn't sound like you would have ever reached your goal of dating a stripper.

and she's got you. you realize all these things about her but you don't care cause the sex is so good. and another symbiotic relationship is born.
i say keep it up and enjoy the sex and her hotness, just take it for what it is.

WestCoast101
02-14-2010, 01:11 PM
you got money, she's into money, and she treats you like shit, yet you are so hooked you are still hanging with her - but probably 99% of women like that don't even work as strippers, yet you interpret it as a stripper issue?.

gameover
02-15-2010, 09:53 AM
btw, if a stripper is acting this way, she's most likely just dating you for your money. when we REALLY like a guy, money is not an issue.

perhaps she seems insecure about her looks because she wants you to buy her plastic surgery and expensive make-up? perhaps she's jealous that another dancer will charm you as easily as she did and get your money. probably she doesn't really have to work when you want to hang out, she just doesn't want to see you. And she's really into money because you do have it. if you didn't, doesn't sound like you would have ever reached your goal of dating a stripper.

and she's got you. you realize all these things about her but you don't care cause the sex is so good. and another symbiotic relationship is born.
i say keep it up and enjoy the sex and her hotness, just take it for what it is.

Gee thanks, laurcon :)

I don't care why she's dating an old fart like me. I'm going to enjoy it with all of the issues.

gameover
02-15-2010, 10:02 AM
Unless I can somehow fly to Australia and hypnotize jaizaine into marrying me :)