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whirlerz
03-22-2010, 11:02 AM
I hope it gets better, hun!^
Anyway

Dear next door neighbors:
Well the weather's getting nicer, & your kids are outside, playing ball. At least 3 times tho, the ball hit the side of my house, HARD. So hard, both my rabbit & I got startled. I went outside, & very politely asked, "Is there anyway you could please, not hit my siding (which I've had problems with), with the ball"? "Yes", replied the girl. Then not 5 min. later, the ball hits the house AGAIN<HARD. There's a huge empty space, just behind the yards, can't they go back there, (another 10 ft or so)? Logistically, by them standing that close, & our houses being that close together, the ball's going to hit my house, regardless.

rubyredlipsss
03-22-2010, 11:06 AM
i'm already feeling better but i'm hoping well enough to work this week. it just seemed like the universe picked me to shit on this week. lol. but it's a new week and i'm hoping it'll get better!! can you choke those kids? i have a tennis court in front of my house and kids come play in it with tennis balls and yell and scream when i'm trying to sleep. i usually yell out my window to shut the fuck up. i'm a big ol grump when my sleep gets disturbed.

whirlerz
03-22-2010, 11:19 AM
Hahaha, don't give me ideas! I'm the same way, if I get sleep disturbed/deprived. AND, I'm a light sleeper anyway! Glad you're feeling better!

AND<
Dear so-called 'maintenance workers', yeah, supposedly, no bike riding, etc. on the access road, yet TWO of you roll by in your vehicles, while 2 tiny tots, (one on a scooter, 1 on a bike) go by right next to you, & of course you say nothing!

rubyredlipsss
03-22-2010, 11:32 AM
yeah i'm a light sleeper too. i won't give you anymore ideas...i don't like my neighbors and do a lot of things to annoy them cause they're all old single women with no lives who stand outside and talk loudly by my window about such and such neighbor. also, the gardeners come all early in the morning while im trying to sleep, it sucks. i'm always tempted to yell callate with your noisy leaf blowers (but i dont know how to say leaf blower in spanish)

also, dear starbucks and bed,
thank you for making such awesome chai tea lattes...so yummy. and also dear bed, i don't mind staying in you all day cause you are so soft and comfy...all i need is someone to cuddle with and rub my achy muscles.

whirlerz
03-22-2010, 02:56 PM
HAAAA-New idea>Annoy neighbors! TY.
Dear Self:
Please, do NOT take on anymore heavy jobs, you damn well you can't. The last time was a 2nd & big warning, an extremely heavy period, in which the very real possibly could have been an emergency room visit.
Dear former 'employer'. Why did you take out like 2.00 when it supposed to be a 1099/contract job, whereby I file my own taxes. Whatever, good luck trying to sell those butt-ugly clothes, in that stretchy polyester fabric>NICE. Those prints remind me of the sh** the 'Wild & Crazy' guys used to wear on SNL < hideous prints like from 50 yrs.ago. The people in that upscale area you were targeting, must've had a good laugh.

rubyredlipsss
03-22-2010, 03:14 PM
HAAAA-New idea>Annoy neighbors! TY.
Dear Self:
Please, do NOT take on anymore heavy jobs, you damn well you can't. The last time was a 2nd & big warning, an extremely heavy period, in which the very real possibly could have been an emergency room visit.
Dear former 'employer'. Why did you take out like 2.00 when it supposed to be a 1099/contract job, whereby I file my own taxes. Whatever, good luck trying to sell those butt-ugly clothes, in that stretchy polyester fabric>NICE. Those prints remind me of the sh** the 'Wild & Crazy' guys used to wear on SNL < hideous prints like from 50 yrs.ago. The people in that upscale area you were targeting, must've had a good laugh.

:rotfl::rotfl: @ 'wild & crazy' guys outfits....omg can't stop breathing...this is bad for my cold hahahahaha.

also dear mr. stuck in the 80s,
quit hitting on me, you're like 800 years older than me and no your corvette from the 80s does not impress nor does your mullet or the fact that you live with your mother. you're fucking creepy dude and if you keep complimenting me i'm gonna have my brother beat you up. OR I'LL JUST BEAT YOUR ASS MYSELF. you're a weirdo!!
hate you lots,
R

JayATee
03-22-2010, 03:39 PM
Dear Soon to be Ex-Husband-

I don't know who the fuck you think you're dealing with, but guess what, I just found my anger and strength and I'm no longer going to be complacent and let you have everything you want simply because I'm too tired and hurt to fight you. YOU'RE A MORON. I hope you find some serious money for a good attorney baby doll, because mine is DYING to just eat you up and spit you out. And I'm going to let her. You'll have nothing by the time I'm done with you.

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
Congrats, you have just officially pushed me into a pissed off I have NEVER been in my life.

Love & Kisses,
Your furious ex Wife

rubyredlipsss
03-22-2010, 03:41 PM
^ get him girl!!!! i wish i could after my ex with a vengeance so i'm living vicariously through you right now...keep us updated!!

firemaiden04
03-22-2010, 07:30 PM
Dear Jon,

You were so fucking sweet to me on Saturday night, when I was so fucking drunk I couldn't see straight. Or walk properly. Cuddling in the shower with you was one of the only things I remember after we left Saratoga, but it was certainly a beautiful thing to remember. Lol, the sex was pretty damn good, too. I think. Don't really remember all that much of it, to be honest. And then today, I had a blast listening to you play. You're a fucking god on that guitar. Jesus. I want to marry you. You are PERFECT. I'm THISCLOSE to falling in love with you. And you're worth it.

-Alaina

girlfromipanema
03-22-2010, 08:34 PM
Dear SC Crush,

When you left the other night without saying goodbye I was a bit sad. I really enjoyed talking with you and to be honest, I would have stayed right there with you the entire night if I could. I hope you don’t like that other girl too much because I can assure you I am better than her.

I suppose since you are a strip club junkie and I am a stripper we will just assume each other is full of shit, but if we can get past this we could have a lot of fun, I think.

If I see you again you can bet my heart will drop into my stomach. I don’t know what it is about you that’s got me all in a mess. Your pretty brown eyes, your history. You are just familiar enough, yet strange enough. And I can’t get you out of my head. You are the only one who can help me with this. What is your name?

Anyway, hope to see you next week.

-G

Harleigh HellKat
03-23-2010, 12:32 AM
Oh this is fun...

Dear D,

I love you. We'll get through this. I can be a bitch sometimes, but when the situation calls for it, I can be really supportive. No really, I swear.

Sincerly,
Someone who doesn't believe in love at first sight ::)

Dear Princess Wants-a-lot,

You are a golddigging, disrespectful slob. You should be a writer because you make up the craziest shit I've ever heard. Time to look at the bigger picture and stop looking at what's in it for you.

Watching my back, and the backs of those around me,
H

Dear Queen FUPA,

How's the addiction? Had anymore schmaschortions lately? Or are you on the way to raising another spoiled hellion with a mouthful of cavities? Here's a hint: The TV is not a babysitter. Myspace can wait. Aaaand so can the shameful alcohol fueled pity-fucks with a different guy every night. Seriously, nobody wants to see your vag fat.

Sincerly,
The pretty friend

PS-Stealing is bad, mmmkay? Oh and cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Dear N,

Yeah. My roommate/friend passes away and you're more concerned with dressing room drama. Will not be back. Snip snip, that's the sound of me cutting another toxic friend out of my life. No but seriously... I never said I didn't like you. Do you really believe the he said she said that goes on in that club? Would I have toted you and your kid back and forth to the babysitter and work if I didn't like you?

Regretfully,
H

Dear dad,

Seriously, ya could've visited once. Girls without dads turn into pornstars and strippers... LOLZ!! :O

Nearly aborted,
H

Dear mom,

Oh yeah, by the way... I'm a stripper, camgirl, and I seriously considered doing porn. I have a boyfriend, but I'm looking for a girlfriend as well. Yeah I dig chicks. I live my life exactly how I want, and ya know... it's pretty fun. I'm not racist, uptight, closed minded, obsessive, manipulative, boring, uncultured, offensive, and pushy. I guess that's what happens when you're raised in the south... oh wait! I was raised in the south! ::)

Sincerely,
Someone who won't grow up to be the crazy cat lady.


PS-For the last time, I'm not moving back home. And I don't want no damn kids.

PSS- Dogs are way better than cats. ONE dog. Not ten, not twenty. One.

whirlerz
03-23-2010, 08:25 AM
Dear F*cked up non-paying Ebay buyers:
F*** off! I can't wait to give you LOUSY FEEDBACK! I mean, WTF you can't pay for like a 10.00 item, or even BOTHER to email & say you want to back out? I have to wait 4 days, for the 'resolution' to go thru, & then you're getting blasted, you asses. PIGS!

CKXXX
03-23-2010, 04:03 PM
(but i dont know how to say leaf blower in spanish)

.
hojee fuelle

There you go. yell away

idreamofaislin
03-23-2010, 07:50 PM
Dear (I guess former) friends,

Yeah, I get that you're in the military and that your family is forcing you to have a ceremony. (Which, you do know, is BS, right? You're a grown-ass woman who's moving out of state. What the hell do you need Mommy's approval for?) Y'all still could have had the decency to put me on the (last minute) wedding invitations. Or tell us that you're moving out of state in less than a week. Or not get pissy because J didn't pick you to be his best man and chose the person he's been best friends with since sixth grade. You've known him for, like, two years. Saying he'll be your best man and then, a week before the wedding, saying that you've picked pretty much his mortal enemy because you've "known him since freshmen year" kind of proves that you're a childish cunt.

I knew you'd never change. I knew you'd keep pulling the same crap you've pulled all along. I knew your "new-found friendship" with J was a lie. I knew it and you're probably never going to be forgiven for this. Especially since you decided to pull it right before our wedding.

And, gee, ain't it convenient that you always seem to want to do something after J and I do it? You had no actual interest in being married until J and I announced that we were making it official. (And, yeah, I know you've been "engaged" a while. Since the day after you met.) And when you found out we got the legal marriage done, you wanted to too. I'm so sick of your crap, I can't even think of a decent way to end this other than, "Fuck you!"

So.

FUCK YOU!

JayATee
03-24-2010, 07:22 AM
Dear C-

Thanks again for another fabulous evening. I can't remember when I was more at ease or had more fun. If this keeps up I'm seriously going to wonder if I'm dreaming.

Smiles,
-J

Harleigh HellKat
03-25-2010, 11:54 AM
Dear R,
Seriously, making fun of me to my face is NOT cool... and if you had to do it, why did you do it on the day of the funeral? I mean, I am far from stupid. I'm not V, I'm extraordinarily capable of picking up on things. But I can just laugh off your little 'hooker' comment with ease because I'm not a drama queen and seriously, I couldn't take any more crap yesterday.

Rightfully pissed,
H

Dear V,
You ate a bag of six month old french fries. BOO YAH!!!!

XOXOXO,
H

PS- Ding dong the bitch is gone.

Dear A,
Seeing you for the first time yesterday and not shoving your teeth down your throat was an act of GOD. You are so lucky I am mature enough to easily walk past you without kicking your knees out from under you. Nothing has changed, I still hate you with every bone in my body, and will probably die hating you. Every time I hear your name I throw up in my mouth, and I mean LITERALLY. The devil doesn't wear Prada, just really bad 1994 clunky clodhopper boots. Oh, also I think you fill your emotional voids in life with your 'wealthier than thou' achievements. When men drive expensive cars, they usually have small dicks. What are you making up for?

Go choke on a bag of dicks you shiteating piece of trash,
H

PS-I didn't have to buy mine, I was blessed with a perfect b/c cup.

PS also- your haircolor is an atrocious shade of offensive.

PS and then some- You might have been first, but I'll be last and I KNOW I'm the best. :P

Dear La Familia,
That was seriously the coolest service I've ever attended. I'm sure B would have loved it. I can only hope that I get to go out with as much of a bang. I hope all is well on the homefront.

With Love,
H

Dear D,
Hang in there. I love you. The worst is over. I'm really sorry you had to go through this but everything will be ok.

Love,
H

Dear C,

Do my shoes and underwear have signs on them saying 'eat me'? Or do feet and crotches just taste that good? (Don't answer that...) Also, stop shedding on the couch. And you don't have to bark at EVERYONE who walks in the door. Also, you snore.

Lots of tummy rubs,
H

whirlerz
03-25-2010, 04:33 PM
Awww, that was GREAT!^ All of it!

Dear Dentist:
Well, you're partner was gone, so I tried you, &, YOU SUCK! My bunny could've done a better cleaning job. So sorry, I have a sensitve set of teeth, not to mention lots of fillings, & after I jumped a foot from you using that freakin' high pitched cleaning implement, not to mention the pain, then you try to use it AGAIN<WTF. Then you & your 'assistant' talked about me like I wasn't there, "Is there any wisdom teeth"? That'd be no, & your first clue would be, you don't see 'em, they're not there, &, I'm sitting there, you can't ask me? Duh. How about telling me my teeth/gums look ok or not, that'd be nice to know as well. F*** off.

whirlerz
03-26-2010, 06:07 PM
Well, I'm back:(
Dear Freakin' T*rget:
You reallllllllly SUCK! You sell me a (discontinued) electronics item, then hassle ME about returning it? Oh wow, a few smudge prints on it? I only opened it today, charged it, tried to use it, & found it a hassle! SOOOOO Sorry! And, as I told you, I don't use tobacco DID NOT & get it on the damn thing like your nerd ass clueless security guard said, duh. Yeah, & thanks for letting me stand there like a jerk in front of a line of like 6 people that got backed up while you find a half ass 'mgr' that gives me a crappy 'gift card' instead of a refund, THANKS for NOTHING.

sxcbbw
03-27-2010, 10:13 AM
Dear men I know,

STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT YOUR WOMAN PROBLEMS.
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. I REALLY DON'T.

You clearly don't want my advice. Could you not call childline or something if you just want to bitch and gripe and feel sorry for yourself? FUCK OFF. When I give you amazing advice, THANK me for it. TAKE my advice. THANK me for LISTENING.

Don't refuse to take my advice for 6 months, then realise how good it was, take it, watch things magically get better, and forget all about the person that helped you in the first place - because I WILL NOT be helping you again.

Yours,
Seriously, get fucked.

Firewall
03-27-2010, 03:13 PM
^ So true.

firemaiden04
04-13-2010, 01:41 AM
Dear X,

I see what's going on here. You're wanting to play the who-knows-him-best game. I don't understand why you feel it's necessary. And doing this little battle on facebook is beyond juvenile. Every time I tag him in a picture or leave a comment or write on his wall, here you come, digging up everything you've done with him in your life and every inside joke you can think of, and throwing it out there like a wannabe actress name-dropping at a Hollywood club. It's weird. Then you come to me and act all buddy-buddy. That's weird too (and honey, I'm Southern; if you want to play THAT game I will wipe the floor with you and destroy you before you can blink). But the most fucked-up thing of all is that every time you work a shift at your second job, you run to him with some nasty story that some of your customers had to tell about me. I do NOT believe for a second that it's a coincidence. You are bringing my name up to everyone you know, and you're fishing for the filthiest stories you can find, and then you run to him as the bearer of bad news, with some truly degrading story, blown out of proportion and highly exaggerated, about something I did when I was 17. Then you say, "Oh, but I DEFENDED her." Like that makes it any better--or like I believe you, for that matter.

You're playing the exact same games his ex used to play. You should be ashamed of yourself. A real woman doesn't need to manipulate and lie and blackmail to get a man. You're going to keep digging yourself deeper and deeper, and he's going to get sick of it. And all I have to do is do nothing. I just sit here and smile. I never have a bad word to say about you. I never have some story to tell. I just smile. And eventually, he's going to get sick of it, and you'll be fucked. Hell, I might even curse you, just to move things along. Though I don't think that's necessary; you're digging your hole quite well on your own.

KNOCK IT OFF. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN THIS GAME.

kitana
04-13-2010, 01:57 AM
Dear IRS,

Stop holding my return HOSTAGE and give me my damn money already!!!!>:(

Thanks,
disgruntled taxpayer

Jessie_tinydancer
04-13-2010, 04:22 AM
Dear J...

OMG. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I just wish I had something to give you in return. I will think of something, but it will never be enough. You are about to change my whole life. Thank you.

x
Your double J

pixierocksonthepole
04-13-2010, 05:51 AM
Dear sex drive,

welcome back to the high playing field. I love it and you better not ever go on hiatus like that again.

~very happy/horny me again.

MissAlethea
04-13-2010, 10:57 AM
Dear M,
You told me I couldn't, thus ensuring I wanted to. Also, fuck you.
-K

Dear G,
You showed me I could, thus ensuring I did. Also, thank you.
-K

JayATee
04-14-2010, 11:38 AM
Dear D-

Stop acting like Im a fucking call girl. Im not going to fuck you just because Im single now. It was never that good to begin with. Also stop bragging about how well you made out with your divorce. It just reinforces what an asshole you are, and strengthens my resolve even more to keep contact to a minimum with you.

Thanks so much!
-J


Dear J-

Preliminaries are over baby. You didn't do so hot. Insisting on round 2? That's cool. Im ready. Bring it.

-Your loving ex wife

rubyredlipsss
04-15-2010, 10:54 AM
dear dad,

happy birthday...i know you're no longer with us but i always remember your birthday and think about you everyday. you were the best dad and i miss you so much...i hate that the doctors didn't find the cancer in time but i know you're out there somewhere looking out for me and i love you. i miss you more than anything, but you've also given me a lot of strength to deal with the hard things in life. i just want you to know i never stop thinking about you and my love for you will never fade. i'm finally at peace with your passing and have grieved...i hope you'd be proud of me and my accomplishments. i'm sending you love and will never forget all the things you did for me. sometimes i cry because i miss you but i know you passed in peace and i will come visit you at your grave, i promise. and i hope you can hear me when i talk to you.

your loving daughter,
R

kitana
04-15-2010, 12:18 PM
Dear bossman,

Why can't you see I am ready for other shifts!? I outbanked all the girls the other night, and I'm much better for the business than the new girl who's a pill/coke head. (less drama, less potential police problems)

I'm grateful for the shifts I already work (in this economy), but I am sorely lacking in spending time with my kiddo and hubby. Plus all my friends that can attest I will bust my hustling ass with strippertastic work work then, and I miss them.

Thanks,
Me

mediocrity
04-21-2010, 11:45 AM
Dear New GM-

I hope you hire my husband so he can throw your ass out of there and run things the way they should be. Ever since W left and you came on, my club sucks balls. WTF is your problem assbag? And why won't you leave me the fuck alone? Stop watching me, stop greeting me at the door with your little pat on the shoulder, and stop fucking up my money.

Damn dude. I hate your guts.

M

Dear K-

Just because you are a burly ass man looking girl with the most questionable tattoos I have ever seen in my life, doesn't mean you can intimidate me by fucking up my VIP deals. Oh and seriously? Call my friend a whore again. I'll put your teeth down your throat you classless white trash bitch.

Ps. YOUR OUTFITS SUCK.

M

Dear husband-

You're cute as a button, funny as hell, you drive like a maniac, you curse more than I do and shock me on a daily basis. This is why I am marrying you. But goddamn. You're too big for me to drag out of bed so if you could drag yourself that'd be great. ;)

Love,

M

firemaiden04
04-21-2010, 12:16 PM
Dear Ex-Owner,

Dude...Don't even know where to begin with you. But here goes. You are singlehandedly the WORST businessman I've ever encountered in my entire life. I've never met someone who seemed to care less about a business. That club is in a phenomenal location and has a ton of potential. We could BANK off the Saratoga crowd. But you don't advertise, and you have no hiring standards--I was seriously in the top three girls there as far as looks go, and in the top three for stage presence, and in the top three for private dance sales. And in the past week, you fired me, and got rid of another one of the top girls, too. Why? Who the FUCK knows. Cause I didn't fuck you? You're like 70, dude. I don't care what all the girls there who fuck you for money tell you, you're not attractive, and I'd rather cut off my hand than ever touch your shriveled little dick.

You're a standing joke with the customers. And the girls you're paying for sex are getting uglier and uglier and more and more stupid as time goes on. You're not running a strip club, you're running a brothel. Turning the cameras around in the private rooms so dancers can go and give guys blowjobs? The SLA should shut you the fuck down.

You want to know why you're not making more money? Cause you're hiring quantity over quality. You've got a ton of average looking girls with no social skills or dance skills, and most of them have severe attitude problems. You drive customers away. You're more interested in expanding your little harem than you are in making a profit and maximizing the club's potential. Almost all your girls are doing extras now. Girls are grabbing guy's dicks on the floor, or letting guys grab their crotch during dances, or letting guys FINGER them, and grinding during table dances, and humping their crotch in guys faces on stage. There's no class there. It's gone so far downhill since I started there. And you treat your manager like SHIT, and he's going to walk soon, and then you'll be fucked. Making him do your dirty work disgusts everyone involved. I hope you fucking fall down a flight of stairs and break your fucking hip, you bastard. I'm going to take this firing as a sign, though. HA, I've already got an audition tonight, less than 24 hours after you terminated my employment. And I'm going to make that club sooo much money, you have no fucking idea. And I'm back in college, and my mom says she'll pay for me to go to bartending school. I'm getting that gorgeous new apartment this summer. I have a ton of friends. I have a lot of guys chasing after me. This is going to be a fucking phenomenal summer for me. I hope you know that. And I hope you know I'm not going to come back on my knees to you, begging for my job back, like all the other girls do when they're fired. You think I'm going to blow you or fuck you, you're sadly mistaken. I have waaaaay more self-respect than that.

So, in conclusion, FUCK YOU.

-Alaina

PRETTYdangerous
04-21-2010, 12:28 PM
Dear Fed-Ex Man,

I hate waiting for you to come. You're slower than my regular mail by over 4+ hours. I hate the way you handle my packages and I hate that you only knock once before leaving that annoying sign attached to my front door. I feel like you take your sweet time just to increase your hours on a shift. I know that if I complain there will be some excuse or you'll be offended and take even longer to deliver my goods. I may be just a stripper, but I could teach you a thing or two about customer service and professionalism. Please hurry with my package.

Still Waiting,
Jamie

Kylea2
04-21-2010, 06:40 PM
Dear A,

Stop being such an undermining brat. You're just mad at the world, and although I feel sorry about your situation - you made your own decisions and now you have to live with them. We all know why you are having problems, and if your SO was a little bit more forthcoming with you then you'd know as well and probably leave. Its not our fault though so stop trying to take out all of your problems on us. Also, stop trying to take advantage of people & get your $hit together! Your bad decisions (personally & professionally) are the reason I don't want to deal with you or suggest that others deal with you right now. Stop thinking only of yourself. I know that you've noticed it and you're dropping all these hints about it... but things won't change until you change. I thought you were cool once because you spoke the truth even if it wasn't in the most tactful way... now though I've found out your spreading lies about me behind my back. At this point I've pretty much lost all respect that I once had for you, which is really sad for me to say.

~ K

P.S. Stop trying to follow & respond to everything I say before I explode and let everyone know what I really think of you in public.

rubyredlipsss
04-21-2010, 07:35 PM
Dear C,

You've been a good friend, listening to my problems and have for the most part always been there for me when I'm going through a rough time. But god damnit quit trying to make good with a guy that has done nothing but hurt you!!! Just because you hung out while you were rolling and had a 'meaningful' conversation, does NOT mean jack shit, you were on fucking e, of course you two are best friends and having meaningful conversations (or so you think) they don't call it the hug drug for nothing. Seriously, now I'm asking for advice about a guy situation and you don't respond...I know you're insanely jealous of your supposed best friends (except me, or that's what you tell me) but stop trying to be stick thin and learn to love yourself. You are beautiful and you don't need to weigh 120 to be pretty or have guys find you attractive. I know you want a boyfriend more than anything but desperation is not a good look, just STOP already...it's getting to the point where I can't handle any more of it, I got my own shit to work on for myself.

oh and stop asking me for diet advice, or if you may have anorexia (just because I'm bipolar doesn't mean I'm a psychologist). Btw, starving yourself is not the solution. If the weight doesn't come off and you exercise and eat healthy (which I know you do) then realize, that's your healthy weight. Also, you DO look good at your weight. Therapy will help you if you actually go. And also, you wonder why you're depressed so much? Well, first you take anti-depressants but seriously drink at least 4 times a week, can you not put two and two together. As much as I love you, you're really starting to drain me.

Still love you,
R

(that felt good to get that out)

sxcbbw
04-21-2010, 07:56 PM
Dear medical personnel and tattooists,

I'm so sorry I'm now "that person" with the latex allergy.

-D

Dear people that think my latex allergy will affect my sex life and then freak out when I say I don't use condoms,

In a long term monogamous relationship where both partners are tested, one can't have children easily but is STILL pretty OCD about taking birth control for medical reasons - there is no reason for me to do so. Literally none. If, as I am currently being told, my partner cheats on me and gives me AIDS/syphilis, I will happily say "You told me so" with my dying breath. Until that moment when you can do a smug jig on my grave, kindly respect my perfectly safe choices within my perfectly wonderful relationship.

-D

mediocrity
04-22-2010, 02:19 AM
^^ I'm allergic to latex as well! I haz to wear vinyl gloves. *snap!*

sxcbbw
04-22-2010, 02:59 AM
Dear mediocrity,

Please stop being my freaky stripper twin, it's totally scary when you do this. ALSO THAT RING IS THE SHIT, HOLY BALLS.

-D

JayATee
04-22-2010, 07:06 AM
Dear everyone who has actually reached out and given a shit about me in the last few months (especially on this site!!!) -

THANK YOU!!! Thank you for being there for me. Thank you for caring enough to take the time to let me know you are there. And thank you for giving me reason to know that Im better than all the bull shit and that I can overcome it. I love you guys. You're all awesome and I'd be lost without you!!!

HUGE Hugs and LOTS of Love!!!!
-J

whirlerz
04-23-2010, 05:49 AM
Aww, we WUVZ you J!^

Athenathefabulous
04-23-2010, 12:37 PM
Dear male tourists of New Orleans,

Watch out! Athena is back in town! Your hearts and your wallets are no longer safe }:D.

Greedily,
-Athena

pixierocksonthepole
04-23-2010, 01:26 PM
Dear compulsive liar,

thanks a bunch for calling me a fatass. Even though I am no where near being over weight and you are actually dangerously underweight. And thanks for threatening me with your "10 years of karate and brown belt." Clearly you suck at Karate if all you have to show for "10 years" of training is a brown belt. My little brother is a black belt and did it in half that time. Wonder why...because he really actually did karate unlike you. Don't use your brothers achievements as your own, its disrespectful.

Keep on being jealous and enjoy your stupid promise ring. Those things are meant for high schoolers and are a crock of shit.

Happily living life without you and your negativity in it.
~Quinn

Athenathefabulous
04-25-2010, 04:18 AM
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firemaiden04
04-25-2010, 08:43 AM
Dear Jon,

You're awesome. I love you soooooo much. We are going to have a fucking PHENOMENAL summer together.

-Me


Dear Parents,

I am very surprised and gratified that you care about my job situation so much. I must admit, I did not expect any kind of sympathy or help from you. You've blown me away. Paying for the bartending school is awesome. And paying me in advance $10/hour for housework is incredible. I didn't realize you disliked my stripping so much. I wish I could make you understand that I really genuinely enjoyed doing it, and it wasn't something I did out of desperation. But being around you two so much in the past few days has made me appreciate you more. Thank you.

-Your Daughter


Dear Bitch,

Game on. And you're going to LOSE, you fucking cunt. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I told you not to fuck with me. I said if you wanted to play games, I'd wipe the floor with you. You should have listened. I don't do the manipulative, controlling shit with guys. I don't do the guilt trips, or the whining, or the crying, or any of that shit. Why don't I do that? Cause I don't have to do that shit to get a guy. So good luck.

-Alaina

J.D.
04-25-2010, 09:06 AM
Dear sex life,

Thank you for resurfacing. It's been a fun last few days. I need to get a rotation set up.

J

pixierocksonthepole
04-25-2010, 05:01 PM
dear annoyances,

you can fuck off now. thank you.

:D

jadelady
04-26-2010, 09:56 AM
Dear subconscious:

Stop fucking up potential loving and healthy relationships and get your shit together.

Thanks you.

Sincerely,
Conscious

JayATee
04-26-2010, 05:10 PM
Wow!! Look at all the deleted posts!!!

Kylea2
04-26-2010, 06:40 PM
^^^ I noticed too. Happened hours ago.

Djoser
04-26-2010, 06:52 PM
There are three deleted posts that I can see. It was done by 'StripperWeb', our 'super moderator'.

Kylea2
04-26-2010, 06:58 PM
I love that "he who shall remain nameless" basically.

Djoser
04-26-2010, 07:04 PM
Actually, she is a very cool woman who is doing a great job with overseeing the moderation of the site overall.