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JayATee
04-26-2010, 07:57 PM
^ Sure, except when it comes to moderating her moderators.
Oh well.
Djoser
04-26-2010, 08:23 PM
If you have a problem with my moderation, feel free to take it up with her and/or Pryce.
Rather than making self-righteous, snotty replies here, which is mishandling a moderation issue.
I'm letting it stand, though, so you don't go whining about it being deleted.
Kylea2
04-26-2010, 08:47 PM
^^^ We didn't see the OP of his that was deleted, so it's a bit hard for us to say exactly what the best solution was. However, some of the other comments made on that thread were not nice - and include downright sarcastic/snide. I don't know how he stood up but I think he did have a right to stand up to what was said. I don't know what the threat was because it was deleted too fast. However, they are both established and respected members of the site and personally I feel that maybe the banning might have been a bit harsh (can't say for sure since we didn't see the post) and that this is where the idea of a democratic society or "judge of peers" comes in rather than one person making the exclusive decision.
Djoser
04-26-2010, 08:56 PM
Now that is the way to do it. Thank you for your well-written and cogent reply, even if I disagree with certain interpretations of the textual evidence. I will endeavor to explain to you personally what went down and why I banned the member in question.
But first I have to clean out my PM box, I can't even send one as it is right now. So it will have to wait a bit longer, as I am going to meet some friends at another club in town here first.
mediocrity
04-27-2010, 12:18 AM
Dear JD-
I will see you tomorrow, and I am glad to be moving to NOLA. I have high high hopes!
I love you!
JH.
Dear M,
I can't wait to see you again! It's been too long! You will love it here! I love you too....
JD
JayFo1987
04-27-2010, 06:18 AM
Dear Stripperweb,
Thank you for being so supportive and answering all of my noobly questions. I know you hear the same ones over and over again. Thanks for being kind enough to show newbies the ropes from miles away and for offering incite that I probably wouldn't get if I'd approached girls at the club. You're awesome and have been a HUGE help to me. I just can't say thank you enough.
London
xxoo
pixierocksonthepole
04-27-2010, 06:24 AM
Dear JayFo1987,
You have the sweetest post on this thread. Thank you for that. :D I'm sure it will make many others smile too.
~Pixie
Su Su
04-28-2010, 03:58 AM
Dear infected tragus ring,
Please heal and stop causing me pain! You're giving me a bit of a headache!
xoxo
rubyredlipsss
04-28-2010, 10:34 AM
dear creepy guy in my class,
stop texting me every single day asking how i am and what i'm doing. you're creeping me out. i considered hanging out with you when we first met as friends but you don't get the idea that i'm not interested in anymore because of the bombardment of questions and messages. i really think i'm going to freak out on you because i'm short-tempered and have no patience. but since you're stalkery and obsessive i will just be cordial until the class ends.
leave me alone already!
-R
JayFo1987
04-30-2010, 07:03 AM
Dear Fat Bitch No One Likes,
Shut your fat whore mouth...Just because you're unhappy with your body, that's no reason to shit on everyone else's day just because you're a beluga whale and you're jealous they look better than you. Maybe if you could stop being such a slag people would like your nasty, cellulite ridden ass. I hope you're able to make that change to get your fat ass in gear.
xoxo
P.S. You fucking disgust everyone
rubyredlipsss
04-30-2010, 10:09 AM
dear universe,
will you please stop shitting on me. i'm trying to get better and handle all of my shit, but you keep adding more shit to deal with. can you please, pretty pretty please with a cherry on top, give me a break already!!
thanks in advance,
R
Harleigh HellKat
04-30-2010, 12:30 PM
Dear Fat Bitch No One Likes,
Shut your fat whore mouth...Just because you're unhappy with your body, that's no reason to shit on everyone else's day just because you're a beluga whale and you're jealous they look better than you. Maybe if you could stop being such a slag people would like your nasty, cellulite ridden ass. I hope you're able to make that change to get your fat ass in gear.
xoxo
P.S. You fucking disgust everyone
Dear Jay,
Do we know the same person? :D Lol... This all sounds familiar. I think everyone knows at least one cellulite ridden whore.
Xoxoxo,
Harleigh
XoticaDoll
04-30-2010, 05:20 PM
Dear dirty filthy thief!
I helped you, I believed in your drug using ass when everyone, EVERYONE TOLD ME YOU WOULD USE ME.
I am disgusted at what you have done..stealing the money I worked so hard for just to feed your meth addiction sickens me.
Do you know that just because you have a drug addiction, your needs are not more important than putting food on my childs plate.
I guess it really is rock bottom for you now..I hope it hurts just a little when you do hit the bottom.>:(
Juliette25
05-01-2010, 06:44 AM
Dear Jamie Oliver,
Will you marry me?
Sincerely,
Juliette
Harleigh HellKat
05-01-2010, 11:48 AM
Dear mustang owners:
Why are you all fat chicks? And why do you have to go 40 mph on the interstate when I'm on my hour drive to work? Seriously, I smoked you going the SPEED LIMIT. I bet you think you're reeeeal cool with your convertible top and your love handles flapping in the breeze, but ya know... some people have to go to work. If I see you again, I will make you pull over and refund the house fee I had to pay for not making it on time. That goes for you AND the soccer mom mini van next to you.
German Engineering, Ya?
Harleigh
Dear touchy feely Asian Man,
I am not impressed by your feeble sweatpants boner attempt. Give it up. I just thought you had your thumb in your pants. The end.
Thanks for the 30 bucks suckah!
Harleigh
Dear Hispanic Bachelor dude,
I am however, impressed by what you were packing. The wife to be sure is lucky. Seriously dude, baby arm. Put that thing on a leash.
Intimidated,
Harleigh
Kylea2
05-01-2010, 12:07 PM
Dear Hispanic Bachelor dude,
I am however, impressed by what you were packing. The wife to be sure is lucky. Seriously dude, baby arm. Put that thing on a leash.
Intimidated,
Harleigh
LOL That was amusing!
firemaiden04
05-01-2010, 06:17 PM
Dear Goddess,
Thank you.
-Alaina
sxcbbw
05-01-2010, 07:28 PM
Dear universe,
Please don't do this to me again. I really do not need this. Please.
-DC
pussyinboots
05-02-2010, 03:52 PM
Dear Jamie Oliver,
Will you marry me?
Sincerely,
Juliette
Dear Juliette25,
You're welcome to him! We're all sick and tired of the p***k here in the UK!
Kisses,
xxxPiBxxx (UK viewer bored to death of TV chefs!)
rubyredlipsss
05-02-2010, 04:09 PM
dear new crush,
why do you have to have a girlfriend? don't you know tall latinos that are slightly built and dress well is my weak spot? and you are too nice, wanting to smoke with me even though i can't afford it. and you're all flirty, playing dirty scrabble with me on my iphone, don't you know i have the dirtiest mind/thoughts...you're distracting me in class.
can you be single soon so we can fuck?
kisses,
R
inThePine
05-02-2010, 05:15 PM
This may be my favorite thread on SW yet.
My turn!
Dear Mom,
You are amazing and so loving to all your kids, you've been through so much in your life and you deserve better than the men you have settled for. I wish I could change a lot in our past, but I know it's no use dwelling on things that have already happened, because I know they happened for reasons that I have yet to discover. But my one complaint is this: why does it seem like such a chore for you to do things for me that you have done for each of my older sisters? When J went to college halfway across the country, you drove with her and helped her settle into her new place. My little brother is graduating from boot camp next month and you are going to Kentucky to spend the weekend with him. Now I'm on the verge of moving to California and I seem to be the one getting the short end of the stick since you don't know if you can come with me. I realize that this is asking a lot, I know it is and I feel like a spoiled little brat complaining about this after all you've done for my siblings and me. I don't want you to spread yourself too thin or blow all your savings on traveling this summer, but I don't see how you can manage to do it for your other kids and not for me? I know I put on this front that I'm so tough and I can handle anything by myself, but you know that it's mostly a facade and I do need people sometimes.
With all my love and a little jealousy,
D
Dear Dad,
You really suck as a father and I really don't understand the choices you make. I realize you're antisocial and depressed - it's something you passed down to me and I really resent you for it. So why would you choose to have 4 kids when you knew you couldn't support them? After all it's a little hard to do when you can't even hold down a job for more than a few months at a time. I know you have trouble forging relationships with people - I am very like you in that respect. But when your kids are reaching out for you it would be nice for our calls to be answered. You say you love us and think about us all the time, but I haven't believed it any of the times when you said it. I wish you weren't a stranger to me. The one thing I can thank you for is letting me know early on that men are weak and can't be trusted. But I do kinda miss being naive enough to believe the lies for a little while since it's so fun at the beginning. I haven't spoken to you in three years because there is nothing left for you to teach me. I'm just not sure how I'll avoid you at my sister's wedding next month without causing drama.
With only a little bitterness, but appreciating that at least you're handsome,
D
Sorry guys I'm in a bit of a Sad Susie mood tonight. But damn that was therapeutic.
PRETTYdangerous
05-02-2010, 05:33 PM
Dear Primary Care Physician,
Why do you have to be so painfully good looking? I feel too awkward to tell you about my frequent #2s, how I'm always tired after I eat and how I'm too drained to even shower on a regular basis.
Love,
The shy, smelly girl
Violet_Dawn
05-02-2010, 10:48 PM
Dear Future Hubby,
I love you dearly. I really do. However, I want to smack you upside the head! get some common sense into you! how in the FUCK are we supposed to get married but you are thinking about giving POA to your FATHER while you're gone. REALLY??? do you not think that as your future WIFE i should have it? i'm not gonna take your money and spend it on stupid things...even though you SAY you trust me, you seriously considering giving your piece of shit father POA makes me feel like you dont. do you not think that he's gonna use that money to put into the shop (and i'm so FUCKING TIRED about hearing about "the shop"....i wanna blow that bitch up) and bail out your fucktart of a brother out of jail (he'll fuck up again...its only a matter of time). This is why I am going to be a stripper when youre gone, so that if you do give it to him, I won't have to spend any of your money and when your fuckin mother with her jackolantern smile starts talkin shit, i can show her receipts and say shut the fuck up bitch i got my own, waddle your fat ass back to walmart and bitch somewhere else...oh i would love to fuckin slam her head in a wall.
i hope that your family fucks you over during deployment, so you will finally quit being a fuckin doormat and see them for the pieces of shit they really are.
this is a bad start to a marriage. fuckhead.
Love, Violet
Dear Braces,
Get the hell off my teeth. soon. I am tired of being hit on by pimply teenagers.
Love, Violet
wow that was pretty cathartic!
Kylea2
05-02-2010, 11:02 PM
^^^ Love this. Taking care of yourself... no need to expect a guy to do it when you can do it yourself!
GlitterBexie
05-10-2010, 03:21 PM
Dear Self
Don't do it to yourself, will you ever learn your lesson!? One night out and you've gone all soft in the head! Men tell lies, don't believe them, as a stripper you should know this, as a WOMAN you should know this!! He is NOT worth it and you KNOW it, so stop alternating between feeling hopeful and bunny boiler, coz you know he hasn't lost his phone, been arrested, had something bad happen to him....he just doesn't want you really, even after all the sweet talk and shit! He is probably a profesional at it, there are plenty of boys with hot bodies and sweet nothings to whisper to you, if you had been at work you wouldnt have given him the time of day!! So don't waste your time thinking about it, and stop being annoyed at yourself for falling for it!! Man up, get spray tanned and new nails and go to work this weekend with a fresh feeling of wanting to rinse men dry!!
Your hair feels nice by the way, and i love what you've done with the wardrobe, look forward to your birthday and the mini holiday soon, this week will be over in four days, do not stress about what will happen, you have already made your descision, now get earning before you can't do what you have decided!!
Love you,
Me
x x x
JayATee
05-10-2010, 09:22 PM
Dear whoever is in charge -
Could you please stop fucking with me? I have no idea which direction is up anymore and Im a little tired of my head spinning. Pick a fucking direction and let me go that way!!!
Thanks ever so much
J
Kylea2
05-11-2010, 12:23 AM
Dear H,
Quit trying to be such a mooch! It's no wonder you have no friends. I've given you so much advice on this industry and all you do is take, take, take. If we'd never met you'd still be exactly where you were 5 years ago. You're damn lucky I gave you all those contacts and I'm pretty pissed that I couldn't even get a "thank you" from you. Not to mention that you obviously weren't ready to jump that far ahead since you royally messed up with 3 out of 5 of them! Plus, after all of your take, take, taking whenever someone needs a simple email sent to them or whatever else you just seem to "forget".
Secondly, why the hell do you think I'd want to give myself any more competition? Seriously, you lack brains! You've been in this industry longer than I, and if by your mid 30's you still haven't figured it out then maybe it is time to look at other options. You are a moron and at this point I really hope you do get a ticket. It would serve you right! Do you think I got this far by sitting on my ass expecting everyone else to just give me the answers? I assure you, that isn't the way it worked. Do your own damn research!
Third, your looks are starting to fail you, and it might behoove you to lay off the scaple knife procedures for a bit - it's just leaving you with more scars. You are aging - get over it! You are getting to be as bad a Michael Jackson with all the surgeries. Your photos from even two years ago you look so much better in than the more recent ones.
I'd also suggest that you stop dating all the ass hole guys just because they are hot, and start looking at the nice guys that you seem to use and walk all over. You aren't going to be young and pretty forever (refer to previous paragraph), and I can't think of a single guy that would put up with you based on personality alone! It's really bad when my male friends call me up because they just met you and think they are in love... and I have to tell them what a loser you are - and that I have references from other guys about how terrible you are that I can give them. It's especially not funny when they still beg me to pass their information onto you, and you blow it off acting like you are better than them. You'd be damn lucky to have any of them you heartless *****!
~ K
P.S. Quit stealing my ideas!
Dear Self -
I'm super proud of you for keeping your mouth shut, and ignoring text messages, the past few months when "H" tries to mooch information off you. Good job! Give it to the girls that really deserve it... not her!
~ K
pussyinboots
05-11-2010, 04:50 AM
Dear British Politicians,
When the hell are you going to take your heads out of your arses and do something for the good of the British people instead of yourselves??!!
We have a 'hung Parliament'...the Country's in a huge mess...we need Leadership....and all you can do is hide behind closed doors doing 'deals' that suit your own interests!!!
What IS it going to take to get you a*****es to do your jobs - which is to represent the VOTERS!!!
I LOATHE you all!
Carla (Mrs Angry of Great Britain).
AudrinaN
05-11-2010, 06:18 AM
Dear Everybody,
Im done being everything to everybody. People dont appreciate things anymore. If you want somethin from me--put in a special request. And damn it-from now on, tell me when YOU gon do for ME before I agree to be there for you....
DominoDiva
05-11-2010, 06:44 AM
Dear self
You have a bad temper, learn to control it, i know some people are dumb beyond belief, but you have to keep your cool, dont be angry, just move on, let them carry on being dumb, they will get what they deserve in time, its not worth the stress, your gonna have a full head of grey hair the way you carry on. concentrate on yourself, get yourself back into shape, work hard so you can play harder, you know it makes sence, you want an easy future dont you? then get your act together, do what you keep saying your gonna do, and stop lettin that damn woman push you around too, or she is gonna keep on doing it, seriously get a back bone against her, i know she is a bully, and she does it before you realise whats happened, but learn from it, foresee it, stop keep letting it happen.
Your sinking deeper into your hole, stop letting yourself get depressed, i know its hard, but you've pulled through before, be yourself again, do what you want to do, and you will be happy, you may think your happy, but you know deep inside your not, dont let it eat you away again, it took so long last time, dont go further, pick yourself up. all you need to do is be yourself again.
love yourself again, you kno the real you is here, lets be friends again :) please, i miss you
yourself xx
To the dumbass on the other end
how old are you???????? seriosuly, i could do your job standing on my head with ppl poking me all day long. you suck you suk you suck. gimmie a break, im not as dumb as you. your just pushing ppl away and makin them resent you, i hope you get what you deserve you freako dumbass.
jess
Violet_Dawn
05-11-2010, 11:26 AM
dear unnamed child in my class that will remain nameless due to hippa,
don't call me a baby killer because i cracked open an egg.
Miss Violet
Dear shoes,
i love you. you are gorgeous. you will make my wedding perfect...i think i love you a smidge more than my fiance.
Violet
Harleigh HellKat
05-11-2010, 11:57 AM
wait... huh? You cracked an egg and got called a baby killer?
I'm confused. Is this kid vegan?
pixierocksonthepole
05-11-2010, 12:25 PM
Dear random pain in the butt friend,
you really are being a pain lately. normally you are fine and don't bother me but lately you have just been...a complete brat. and for a guy that is really sad. i don't need you to evaluate my personality and tell me how i am. i happen to love who i am and i know i tend to be incredibly sarcastic and serious a good amount of the time. but i also know how to be fun and joke around...not my fault you cant take a joke or read it properly online...like you can't spell properly online with pretty much everything.
please...just chill out.
thanks
Violet_Dawn
05-11-2010, 01:32 PM
no i know she's not and her parents arent either. we cracked open a white egg and a brown egg in class to see if the outsides would be similar or different. i cracked it open and she said, Miss Violet, you're a babykiller! it hurt my feelings a little lol
Harleigh HellKat
05-11-2010, 01:36 PM
ahhhh gotcha. I thought maybe you were dealing with a high schooler that was vegan lol.
Awwwww that's a sad way to put it... but if I'm not mistaken eggs we eat aren't fertilized.
>>The purpose of the rooster is to fertilize the eggs. An egg won't hatch into a baby chick unless the rooster mates with the hen. Most eggs in the store are unfertilized because the hens aren't kept around roosters.<<
Ta da!! Yayyyyy random information!!
Violet_Dawn
05-11-2010, 02:19 PM
yes, i got done telling the class that and then introduced the eggs.
first grade can be interesting.
Harleigh HellKat
05-11-2010, 02:27 PM
Lol yes I'd imagine.
GlitterBexie
05-12-2010, 03:31 PM
Dear me,
make a descision, stick with it, ride the consequences, dont be a quitter, tan more, drink more, have more fun and dont allow yourself to be controlled
Love you
Me x x x
ArmySGT.
05-12-2010, 04:37 PM
Dear Boss,
Assume some frickin responsibility!!!!!!!!!:( Seriously quit reminding me that your in charge. You won't make a decision, you won't back those that do. With that higher pay, and the authority comes the responsibility. I now resort to an email, a written memorandum, a voice mail on your business line, and a voice mail on your cell phone. There is no way you can dodge now, you have been informed. I am quitting the comfy office job, and going to patrol. Even with a pay cut this will be better, since I won't be the scapegoat for your inaction. I am seriously (and surfing their job boards) considering the competitors. Don't even tell me you can get some one with my skill sets. You can't. I have trained the brain paralyzed bottom feeders that were hired and fired in the time I have been here. If you can't (or won't) treat me for what I am worth, I will go else where.
Not your scapegoat.
Paul
pixierocksonthepole
05-12-2010, 08:02 PM
Dear ice rink,
thank you for the welcome home. i missed you over these last few years.
the happiest figure skater there.
ArmySGT.
05-13-2010, 09:03 AM
Dear ice rink,
thank you for the welcome home. i missed you over these last few years.
the happiest figure skater there.
Believe it or not Colorado Springs needs a part time qualifications is to be able to skate.
Kylea2
05-13-2010, 12:20 PM
^^^ Where are you located? I didn't think you were in CO. Are you looking at jobs here?
PLAYAGIRL
05-13-2010, 02:57 PM
Dear cold,
please go away and never come back
that's all !!!
Dear Life (mine),
Please stop throwing me curveballs. Even though the angle is always a little different, I am getting tired of them. Ya know even something odd becomes ordinary if it keeps up. I am getting pretty good at hitting those things, but lets go for a nice simple smooth fast ball or something! Please? Anything along the lines of what most other people seem to be getting thrown would be great...This roller coaster isn't exciting anymore. I am ready for the carousel.
Thanks!
Kylea2
05-13-2010, 06:14 PM
Dear JD,
There are days when I totally adore & agree with you... and couldn't imagine this place without you! Thought you should know. :-)
~ Kylea
dtxgirl
05-13-2010, 08:10 PM
Dear JD,
There are days when I totally adore & agree with you... and couldn't imagine this place without you! Thought you should know. :-)
~ Kylea
Dear JD and Kylea,
Ditto.
Dtx
xoxstarlet
05-13-2010, 08:33 PM
Dear brother-
I know Dad wasnt around much when you were growing up, and you didnt have much of a strong male presence when you were growing up. Still you have no excuse to act like such a woman. I'm more man than you are sometimes, which is sad. Why cant you play a sport like other boys, and atleast watch football, basketball or baseball on TV. All your friends are girls. When I give you advice you refuse to listen. When you are around other men you act like a social reject. You try to stare them down and act all hostile around them even when they are being completely friendly. Then you wonder why these men all try to beat your ass and I have to come in and try to stop the fight. This is embarassing to me and it affects my friendships. YOu are 22 years old and you should work on developing better social skills. You still have not gotten laid, and boys you make fun of for being dorkier than you have gotten laid, while you havent. How can you be alive for as long as you have and not want to be more of a man. Atleast start watching sports for Christs sake! Also, you arent even getting laid and you are obsessed with your looks like a fucking faggot male prostitute. It isnt attractive for a man to want to be that skinny (at 6 ft you shouldnt be 150 lbs) Eat something - I'm 5'5, 118 and I can eat you under the table. You are a sad pathetic piece of shit human being and I'm ashamed to be your sister. I care about you b/c you are my brother but I resent you at the same time. I wish you were not my brother sometimes.
Sincerely,
N.
Dear Mom-
You fucking piece of shit, lazy, selfish, ignorant ugly fat lazy fucking bitch. Dont even think for a second that when you are old I will take care of you. You had the audacity to tell me that its extremely difficult to take care of elderly ppl and how someone with my maturity level will step up to the plate when its my turn. YOu dumb fucking bitch what makes you think i'll step up to the plate to take care of you you whore? I'll let you rot and laugh when I see you out on the street. You never were there for me. FUCK YOU.
Sincerely,
N.
Dear Boss,
You lying hypocritical snake of a woman. I hope your other leg breaks and you arent back at work. WHne you were away from work those were the best days ever. I hope you die.
Sincerely,
N.
Su Su
05-14-2010, 04:22 AM
Dear sister,
Shut the fuck up with telling people I'm a stripper. I know it's exciting for you, and you're telling people that won't care what I do. DOESN'T MATTER. And what? It's for promotion purposes? Give me a fucking break.
& The fact that you went to tell your boyfriend and your friends when and where I had my first sex pretty much pissed me off.
What ever happened to sister to sister privacy?
& You wonder why I don't tell you things.. Ugh.
Sundae
05-14-2010, 09:42 AM
Dear Dick
Please stop living up to your name. Wait...never mind.
Sundae