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livingdeadgirl
12-27-2010, 06:29 AM
Dear R,
Please come back from your trip.
GlitterBexie
12-30-2010, 03:43 PM
Dear boyo,
I know ive promised to behave myself on saturday but to be honest i had evil thoughts going round in my head whilst i said it, so whilst i will not make it my purpose to make a scene, im not going to be nice to the skanks i dont like, and im not going to be sweetness and light should the opportunity arise, and i will probably embarass you, but thats because you're ashamed of what you did, so keeping them out of my way is in your best interest, just a heads up (in a place where you will never see it, muuahahahahaaaa)
Your loving psycho gf xx
Almost Jaded
12-30-2010, 08:11 PM
GlitterBexie is scary. :P
Kylea2
12-30-2010, 09:31 PM
Dear Men,
When you ask for advice, tell me how I must be wrong when I give you some, & then the next time I see you the first words out of your lips are "You were right"... its really hard for me to hide the smug smile on my face.
Thanks for always giving me a good laugh so many times throughout each week!
~ K
Angel75217
12-30-2010, 10:18 PM
:D Dear Ex
It's sad that after steeling all my shit, ripping me off my investment in "our" company, and not only steeling from my 86 year old grandfather but you and your white trash family calling him a liar to his face, you still insist on involving me in your life. To the point that your new girlfriend is using my old stuff. It's also sad that she doesn't have enough self respect to dump a piece of shit that would give her his ex's old things.
It's also sad that you call your "big" sister to fight your battles. Figures though since you're a little bitch. How pathetic.
XoXo - Kitty
Dear Mom,
I'm sick of having to explain to you that it's inappropriate to bad mouth your father to me, because he's my grandfather! I've pointed this out since I was 13 years old. If you want some friends to rant to, go make some. Stop using your daughter, then getting mad at her for calling you out on it. Besides the fact that he's 86 fucking years old. Let it go!
GlitterBexie
12-31-2010, 03:57 PM
GlitterBexie is scary. :P
He he :D i prefer ''eccentric'' lol xx
Dear Rampage & Tyson
Thank you for keeping me company this fine evening,
You are too cute, but please stop with the daffy duck noises when you are fighting with each other,
Much love,
your mother
xxx
threlayer
01-09-2011, 12:52 PM
Dear Street Drug User,
Do you have any idea how many innocent people may have died for your narcissistic self-righteous habit? Do you even care about that or blame society else for it? Stop being so self-centered that you ignore the drug cartel wars, street-gang drug pusher drive-by shootings, and lives ruined by your financial support of these criminals.
Signed,
Fed Up With Self-indulgent Druggies
pixierocksonthepole
01-09-2011, 08:31 PM
Dear husband,
I love spending time with you :) it's what I need in my life. I'm going to miss you when you leave.
<3,
your wonderful wife ;D
livefreeordie
01-12-2011, 03:18 AM
Dear most recent ex,
It was good while it lasted, but you are a sad strange little man who needs to sort out of a freighter's worth of personal issues before you get back into a relationship. Figure out your superman complex and please stop trying to befriend me. If we try to be friends, you're just going to badmouth my other friends, and if I wanted to hear that BS, I would've just kept dating you. I dealt with your rude and extremely racist family for long enough, plus you were showing all the red flags of becoming abusive. Frankly, I can do better.
Also, we didn't break up because I "wanted to be single for a while" like you told all your friends. We broke up because you're a rape apologist. Learn something about 3rd wave feminism and then maybe we can talk.
Oh hey, and remember how you said that being single totally sucked, that it was lonely and sad? You were totally wrong! It kicks ass! My only regret is not being single sooner!
Stone-coldly,
lfod
Dear abusive ex,
Your emails give me panic attacks. Thanks for screwing up my life in such a multitude of ways. It's taken me 2 full years since leaving you to rebuild my finances, GPA, emotional state, confidence level, and relationships with family and friends. Frankly, if you got hit by a bus tomorrow, I couldn't really be too upset about it.
Die in a fire,
lfod
Dear new love interest,
Thanks for the insanely expensive birthday gift (it was waaaaay too much, honestly), and thanks for being so patient with my emotional baggage. I tend to attract a very specific brand of crazy and I had to make sure you weren't it. Also, your abs could turn God Himself homosexual. I don't know if this is a long-term thing yet - you say you're cool with me dancing, but you might change your tune later on. I'm not prepared to give up anything for a guy right now. Please don't turn into a jerk and we'll probably be fine.
Very fondly,
lfod
Dear other dude,
Watch your heart when we're together. Boys like you love me forever.
Best,
lfod
Dear really really ridiculously good-looking guy friend,
You are incredibly fun to be around, you're cute, and we share all the same interests. I wish the timing could have worked out better. And by that I mean the timing of your birth, you little youngin. I'm a cougar when I'm around you. For the next few years at least, the age gap is going to prevent me from seriously considering dating your otherwise awesome self. Maybe when we're both in our 20's, ok? You can nurse your young-boy-older-girl crush on me til then.
Please try to learn to appreciate your upper-middle-class white male privilege. Not everything has to be an existential crisis, ya know, and you literally have EVERY reason to be happy.
My main complaint is that, Jesus H. Christ, you need to learn how to kiss a girl properly. Seriously. You've got Hot Girl Syndrom where you think you can just show up and that's enough, but honey, I assure you, it ain't.
With much (mostly) platonic love,
lfod
Lklucky
01-13-2011, 01:37 AM
Dear Patients,
Please stop telling me you floss daily when it's obvious that the last time you flossed was in 1952.
Thanks,
your hygienist
seashell
01-13-2011, 06:02 AM
Dear Dad,
Thanks for giving me amazing advice today. Even though we've had our differences, you're a good guy, and you have a good heart. You used to drive me crazy, and I used to be ashamed of you, but the older I get, the more I begin to understand you. I know that you always wanted the best for me, and that you're proud of me, regardless of the good and the bad that I've done. I'm proud to be the daughter of a hard working man who loves me. More than ever, I understand how important that is and how hard it can be to live without. Just thought you should know.
Love you,
Your Daughter
Surprise
01-13-2011, 08:16 AM
dear boyfriend
thank you for sleeping on an uncomfortable couch with me two nights in a row, and being patient with me when i didn't want to get up this morning. sorry we didn't have sex, i wasn't feeling it, but i swear we will have amazing, violent, mindblowing sex this weekend. promise.
<3 your lady.
Firewall
01-13-2011, 09:45 PM
Dear Guys My Age,
Get your shit together! I'm tired of gross older guys asking me out and having no legitemate reason not to date them (aside from them being gross), because you pussies are so immature! I wish you could all mentally grow up about 5-6 years to even begin to be on my level and get over this kiddy highschool bullshit. By the time you're done partying and fucking around with these bitches it'll be too late and I'll have found myself a real man! Tick Tock Motherfuckers!
Anastasia Foxx
01-15-2011, 03:38 PM
Dear broke guys who sit in the club for 6 hours:
GTFO, you aren't cute, you aren't hot, you don't deserve my attention. Go away.
Thanks.
Geez, I must be getting ready to start or something, I've been so bitchy lately.
GlitterBexie
01-15-2011, 08:22 PM
To self
Well done for writing that down, even if you did delete it, keep tight hold of your spidey senses and dont go mental again, there's a chance you are slipping down that path, keep your eyes and ears open, stop caring what he thinks and go do whatever the fuck you want!!
Life is for living, not for stressing, now go have a cigarette and then clean your teeth, stop believeing youre fat, youre beautiful and gorgeous and men would kill to have you, so stop thinkign you need to be a size 4 blonde twinklepuss to be loved, cause if youre gonna do that to yourself again, you will end up a minging bag of bones, and thats not hot!
Love you,
Me xx
princessjas
02-11-2011, 12:25 PM
Dear Guys My Age,
Get your shit together! I'm tired of gross older guys asking me out and having no legitemate reason not to date them (aside from them being gross), because you pussies are so immature! I wish you could all mentally grow up about 5-6 years to even begin to be on my level and get over this kiddy highschool bullshit. By the time you're done partying and fucking around with these bitches it'll be too late and I'll have found myself a real man! Tick Tock Motherfuckers!
If you look around there are a lot of older guys who aren't gross. I've always pretty much only dated older men because of the immaturity of guys my age....and I'm 35 and it's only recently started improving.
whirlerz
02-13-2011, 10:42 AM
Dear neighbor on my right: Although I already thanked you, thanks again from the bottom of my heart, for you & your kid digging my place literally out of the snow last week!!!
3 doors down neighbor: Yes, thank you too, for digging out my car. I know you like me, but sorry I don't like you back, (which you know) & really it was more than a little tacky to ask for my phone number, continually pestering me.
Dear neighbor on my left (which is appropriate) Ugh, where do I start? Yeah, you took me to dinner for helping you w/your car situation, (which btw, practically NO CAR will start in a week's + time of well below 0 temps, not to mention you never take it in). After I suggested you ask the property mgt, they jump ppl's cars, you said you didn't want to 'bother' them, what about me though? Then you proceeded to riducule/needle me and then embarass me in front of the waitress. Not to mention sitting there for an inordinately long time, 'drinking coffee' like forever, long after you paid the check. I should have listened to my instinct & not went w/you. Ugh, you're a rude, self absorbed troll w/too much time on your hands.
pixierocksonthepole
02-13-2011, 11:37 AM
Dear Army,
Give me back my time with my husband. At least let him call me once a day. Thanks.
The left behind Army Wife.
livingdeadgirl
02-14-2011, 07:15 AM
Dear Army,
Give me back my time with my husband. At least let him call me once a day. Thanks.
The left behind Army Wife.
:hug:
sunny,*
02-15-2011, 12:55 PM
Dear long-distance wonderful guy with the amazing outlook on life and the incredible cock,
We've been such great friends and we've had so much great sex for so many years. How come we have start feeling serious when I move to the other side of the country?! That's fucked up. Now what?
Sincerely,
The confused girl who doesn't want to live without you. xoxox
plasticks
02-28-2011, 03:35 PM
Dear ex,
I never fully understood what people were talking about with the whole right people, wrong time thing. Now I do. You were cool and I was batshit insane, sorry. I had a lot going on. But for a mostly black kid that claimed to love how exotic and ethnic I used to look, you gave me one hell of a Barbie doll complex.
I am whiter than you how does that one make you feel*,
Paris
Dear sweet potato fries,
I love you so much, with all of me, forever......just not in public because you give me the cellulites.
(secretly) yours,
Paris
Dear everyone whose business it actually ISN'T to tell me what to do with my life,
Stripping actually sounds fun to me. Good friends of mine are helping me get work at nice clubs where they know the management and other dancers, and just because I do a lot of drugs (if you can even count pot as a drug) in my downtime does NOT mean I will turn into some junkie trick turner. It does, however, mean that while you run in your little hamster wheel working a 9-5 feeling all holier-than-me, I will be sleeping until around noon, at which point I will take my BMW to the store and buy whatever the fuck I please before deciding whether or not I'll go into work tonight. And then I'll plan my tropical vacation that I'll take when it's nice and snowy and you're here working to pay your mortgage in a country with a corrupt and collapsing economical structure.
xoxo gossip girl
* I am not racist, I love my heritage, but this kid would always slip in a side comment about how much prettier I'd be with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Kellydancer
02-28-2011, 03:56 PM
Dear future guy I'll meet who is interested: You don't stand a chance with me. I'll use you for everything you have, then either dump you when you are head over heels in love, or marry you and make your life a living hell. Don't blame me, blame God for this. He did it to me and you have to be punished for it. I am looking forward to you getting yours.
firemaiden04
02-28-2011, 05:58 PM
Dear Burberry bag,
I think of you every day, and I dream of you at night. I must have you.
Almost Jaded
02-28-2011, 07:07 PM
Dear future guy I'll meet who is interested: You don't stand a chance with me. I'll use you for everything you have, then either dump you when you are head over heels in love, or marry you and make your life a living hell. Don't blame me, blame God for this. He did it to me and you have to be punished for it. I am looking forward to you getting yours.
On behalf of men everywhere, thanks for the heads up. :P
Kellydancer
02-28-2011, 07:13 PM
On behalf of men everywhere, thanks for the heads up. :P
I certainly won't say if I find a guy like this but yes I will have fun using men like I've been used. I figure I am beating men at their own game and I love that idea.
You sound like quite a catch, men must be lining up to get used.
ManyRoses
02-28-2011, 07:39 PM
Ooh ooh - I want in on this!!
Dear Fitness World,
Please stop charging me for random stuff I was never told that I owed you. Please stop adding late charges to above mentioned. I went in and paid yet another random charge today (and where, may I ask, did that random $6.36 come from? I called and you said $30, I walked in and was told $36.36. I can afford six bucks, but I'd like to know why?) and I am done now. I pay my dues on time every month. I show up. I leave nothing there. I have a big-ass contract and a high-level membership. Stop it now.
Or I will come in every day and work out my upper body till I can punch your teeth down your throat.
Frustrated
Dear A,
Please stop calling me every few months "to see whats up". We fucked for a little while. You got all clingy, and then dialed up the crazy to a level I wasn't prepared to deal with. (And yes - making up other girls that you are dating in order to try and jealous me into asking you to be exclusive when I've already said that I have no interest in anything but a casual relationship IS crazy. Really. It is.) I know full well that "I'm just calling to see whats up and maybe if you wanted to go grab a coffee sometime" is you wondering if I have ended my wonderful relationship. I haven't. I don't intend to. This man makes me happier than I have ever been, and I'm going to marry his ass.
Exasperated
Dear Nipple,
Please don't reject this time. You fucking hurt to pierce, and I would really not like to do it a third time. Also - I hate the waiting to heal in between. It makes me feel all off balance.
Lopsided-ly
Dear B,
Thank you for being my mentor. You are an amazing, wonderful teacher. Thank you for risking your job to help me in my career. Thank you for looking out for me. If my Dad decided that he is not coming to my wedding (and I worry more and more about that) then I will be asking you to walk me down the aisle. You deserve the very very best in life.
Gratefully,
Dear Smurf,
I love you, and you are a wonderful kitten. But please stop sleeping on my head. It bugs my dermal (the one by my eye) and drives the boys allergies insane. I'm also a little worried that you are going to accidentally claw my eye out. You can sleep on my feet, and I'll love you even more for being a furry hot water bottle.
Sleepily,
Dear SWers,
Thanks for being awesome, and coming up with awesome thread ideas. For people that I have never met, you have a pretty amazing impact on my life. You rock.
: )
Kellydancer
02-28-2011, 09:27 PM
You sound like quite a catch, men must be lining up to get used.
I am compared to the losers on online dating sites.
Almost Jaded
03-01-2011, 06:39 AM
Not EVERYONE on those sites sucks, lol. There are a few good ones for every 100,000 members or so, male and female. :P
GlitterBexie
03-01-2011, 10:24 AM
Dear brain,
fuck knows what me and you are gonna do, but just hold the fuck on. You are a fighter, dont do anything irrational. I know you are stressing over the next couple of weeks and everything he said and has promised and i know you spend half your life believing it and the other half not believing it. Just hold on, love yourself and if its gonna be right like you want it to be, then it will xxx
Kellydancer
03-01-2011, 11:16 AM
Dear Kellydancer,
By doing this, all you are doing is bringing even more negativity into your life. Is this what you really want? :-\
I think that instead of focusing your energy into getting revenge on a future man (who has NOTHING to do with the baggage you're carrying from your most recent relationship), you should focus it into the ultimate (and PRODUCTIVE) revenge-- living well!!! Hit the gym, get a job, get a hobby, go to church, and develop a fulfilling relationship with yourself & God first. Become a better person. Not a more cynical and bitter person. Let this opportunity of being single shape you positively.
And as far as blaming God... blame him all you want, but ultimately you're the one who makes your own decisions & has to live with the consequences.
Sincerely,
Anna
I've done most of those so the finding a man is the final part. That's my goal this year.
pixierocksonthepole
03-01-2011, 12:13 PM
Dear Pravana color system,
Thank you for once again tinting my hands green and purple and blue...and I'm only curling the hair. I appreciate it.
Dear US Army,
I so much love the chance my husband got for calling me this morning and the few letters I have gotten! It makes me so happy!
Dear Dr,
you are awesome, thank you so much for listening to me and helping me properly. its amazing.
sananeko
03-01-2011, 04:44 PM
Dear new temporary friend,
I really don't care about your religion.. But it really does offend me every time you ask if "I'm offending you.." I told you from the beginning that I don't care about race, sex, and religion.. I also don't care if you think I'm wrong in what I believe, I'm not going to fight or debate about it cause it only waste the time I can be using working. And how do I know your only going to be a temporary friend? Your already trying to make your moves to know my bed and think I don't noticed.. Now that offends me..
Kellydancer
03-01-2011, 11:58 PM
Dear loser ex,
I showed your pathetic online profile from Match to several people and they laughed. Let's see: you are ugly, overweight, nasty personality (which you didn't have but do now), mama's boy, small penis, think French kissing and oral sex is gross, don't make much for your age, and spend all your time and money on video games. Yet on your profile you state that you want an attractive thin woman starting at age 18 who has a kid though you claim you don't want any of your own (though you told me you did). Do you honestly think you'll find someone like that with what you have to offer? I hope you get rejected again and again and I will laugh. Only I was desperate enough to want you and I'm not sure why since I make more than you, am not a mama's girl, do not spend my money just on video games, and of course am neither ugly nor fat. I only gave you a chance because you used to be nice but am not now. Let's just see who finds someone else. I hope I do and I can laugh when you return to me in several months after you get rejected online like you did years ago. Or did you forget how women would meet you and make fun of you? I haven't.
Dear ex best friend,
You are a piece of work. Dumping you was one of the best thing I ever did and I should have done sooner. You are 41 going on 16 and you need to grow the fuck up. You are an embarassment when you dress slutty. You make the excuse that because you were a stripper you should dress that way, but guess what? I too was a stripper, a stripper before and after you and I would never dress like that. I've had many stripper friends and none dress like you. Not to mention fuck you for saying I should accept job discrimination because "women should be paid less because men should support them". Tell that to your husband who sits around all day eating because he refuses to get a job. Not that he could with his poor hygiene and lack of a high school diploma. No wonder your 21 year old son has been looking for gay partners online since he was 16.
DesuvsDeath
03-02-2011, 12:04 AM
Dear migraine, please stop showing up every night.
I'd like to get my second workout in for once. Fucker.
Ashly06
03-07-2011, 08:32 AM
Dear Pretty cashier at the dollar store getting paid 7.25hr,
I totally feel for you. You were just trying to let that woman know that the next time her son brings in the same chips that the store sells,she needs to let the store greeter know. /:O The way she went off on you when you were ringing her up was totally uncalled for. :O All of that yelling and cussing about how her child would never steal anything,it was like: who cares. You were just informing her of the rules to save your a** in the future. Her loud a** mouth echoed through the entire store. I would've turned around and told her to shut the f*ck up,but that would have been rude. :-X I debated over and over in my mind if I should at least inform you about camming. No one as pretty as you should have to put up with that bull. Though I was tempted,you looked too much like a sweetheart and I didn't want to say anything that would have offended you. *Sigh* Oh how I DON'T miss those days,but good luck to you ::)
Showing complete sympathy,
A
firemaiden04
03-07-2011, 08:38 AM
Dear hair,
You look fantastic. Nice and trimmed, and freshly highlighted, and so soft and shiny...I'm glad I tipped my stylist so much money, she fucking deserves it.
Dear Joe,
I am about to fucking handcuff you to the bed if you do not stop trying to drive to work in this weather. They closed the fucking college for the whole day, so you know the roads are really bad. And I don't understand how you can't take the hint when you get stuck before you've backed 10 feet down the DRIVEWAY. How many more signs do you need? KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF! I do not feel like getting the, "I got stuck, come get me," call.
GlitterBexie
03-07-2011, 10:42 AM
Dear you
Just let go, stop trying, stop hoping, move the fuck ON, jesus girl, youre better than this!!
xx
No wonder your 21 year old son has been looking for gay partners online since he was 16.
What does that have to do with anything?
tempest666
03-11-2011, 12:04 AM
Dear Chris
I don't know what to say except that I love you. those flowers mean so much to me, not because I've never gotten flowers before but because you gave them to me. I'm sorry that these 9 months have had their ups and downs...Especially with me being a jealous little bitch with massive trust issues. All I can tell you is that I'm working on them a day at a time. Yes before I got with you I was a spoiled, selfish, childish, superficial cunt who was a drug addict, slept wth a ton of people and really didnt give a fuck who she hurt.
Since I got with you I'm still spoiled, jealous, superficial former drug addict who has learned to cook reasonably edible meals and to do laundry. I've also stayed faithful and fallen in love.
Sometimes on our bad days I wondered "What the fuck was I thinking, moving out here? Only an absolutely insane person does that shit!" But then looking at you sleeping this morning made me realize why I did leave all that I knew behind. I love you. I will love you until the day that I die and go to some unknown realm (I'm NOT a Christian, so I'm not worried about being condemned to hell, although reading Dante's Inferno makes the first 4 layers look interesting..hmmmm)
Anyways....loving you has made me realize that I needed to grow up and learn to trust someone. Loving someone means you don't doubt them. I'm not going to be perfect 100% of the time. I have a temper. I'm used to being spoiled and catered to. I'm not used to hearing the word "NO" too often. I am very jealous of other females (with the exception of Lindsay and her huge knockers) Just the thought of another woman looking at you or talking to you is enough to have me frothing at the mouth.
Jealousy aside, I love you. I will always love you. I'm trying to be a better person for me and for us. I don't regret moving out here for a second. I have never been so happy.
love always
sandi
InTheSpirit
03-11-2011, 02:52 AM
Dear Handsome Intellectual I Met Tonight at the Club,
Wtf? Really... I sat down next to you to "rest my feet" and ended up falling in love you. Between your red-eye in an hour, your Ph.D in neuro science, your guest spot on a major news network, and your incredibly disarming good looks, I was no match (even with my perfectly styled hair and make-up, and awesome 2 AM convo skills). I am no fool for love BUT I hope this chance encounter makes a believer outta me.
Xoxo and I'm so glad we exchanged numbers,
L
Almost Jaded
03-11-2011, 05:02 AM
Dear universe in general,
When did I piss in whose cheerios? What did I do to build up this negative karma?
Dear doctors, lawyers, and insurance company pricks,
I am sick of dealing with insurance companies and doctors that are supposed to e neutral but are really beholden to those same insurance assholes. How about instead of trying to make me look like I'm faking you just approve the surgery and let me get fixed already? Huh? Where's the fucking issue here? How many MRI's and tests have to show that I'm hurt before you'll just acknowledge that I'M FUCKING HURT?
Dear various city, county, and state law enforcement agencies in the great Las Vegas area,
I drive a little blue sport compact so I expect the requisite attention from the local constabulary, but this is getting ridiculous. And expecting me to provide 2 receipts from tickets paid almost 5 years ago to prove that I paid them because of YOUR paperwork error - and then threatening me with arrest warrants and over $500 in extra fines because I don't have them? WHY? I watched the judge let 10 people with FAR worse issues off clean in front of me before he proceeded to ream me a new asshole from the bench and not let me say a thing. I don't have the receipts and I'm NOT paying you a damned thing for shit I settled years ago because of YOUR paperwork problems. I guess this'll get interesting.
I especially liked getting pulled over for NOTHING in a different city hours later while I was still seething over this and being given $500 in new fines for - what? I showed the cop that the exhaust was legal, and he knows that citing me for expired reg when we're in the same month (it expired on the third, I'm renewing it next week) is asinine. So now I have to go to ANOTHER court and deal with this for NO REASON other than he had a stick up his ass. Funny, he didn't mention these warrants that were supposedly issued years ago for those fines I supposedly didn't pay - just like the umpteen other cops that have pulled me over in the intervening years, or the DMV when I re registered or newly registered cars half a dozen times in those years, or renewed my drivers license less than 6 months ago - all without a hassle.
Dear GF#2,
I can't deal with your shit anymore. You need professional help and I'm not going to let you suck the life out of my other relationships just because you think you have your shit handled and couldn't be more wrong. You're hot as hell and the sex is amazing, and you're a lot of fun and a great girl - when you're not picking fights and making the whole house walk on eggshells. I'm engaged to MM, that's not going to change. We're both dating GF#1, it was that way when you met us, it was that way when you joined us, it was that way when you moved in, get over it. I'm sorry that the girls don't want to be with you physically or sexually or emotionally - that' their call. You pissed them off, they pissed you off, whatever. They kindly said you and I could pursue our own thing, and that's not good enough for you because you're jealous of them and want me to yourself It's not going to fucking happen.
Oh - and mooching off of all the rest of us is getting old too. Yes, I said I was happy to give you few months to get your shit handled and get on solid ground again when we moved you in. No, that does not mean slack off for weeks at a time and be unable to contribute financially like the rest of us do for 8 FUCKING MONTHS AND COUNTING. And I'm sorry your truck broke. I tried to fix it. it;s a piece of shit with ore problems than it's worth. Not my problem. I lent you my 2nd car for months. I drive you around all the time. Stop bitching about how unfairly you're treated. Everyone here has bent over backwards to help you and you're unhelpable. Your victim complex and BPD are out of control. It's time for you to go away so functional human beings can enjoy their lives as best they can.
Dear GF#1,
I'm sorry for all the drama. You are so patient and understanding and supportive that it defies comprehension. We're both so glad that you're in our lives, and hope you'll be here forever.
Dear MissMynxx,
There's a reason my pet name for you is "Perfect". I don't think you could not be if you tried. You make waking up worthwhile despite everything these days. I'm sorry we've had to postpone the wedding. I think you know that it's not because I don't want to marry you, I do, more than ever. We'll get all the BS dealt with and it'll happen soon. I know I've been a PITA lately to say the least, I'm trying to fix it. Something needs to go right soon, the stress is getting to be more than I can handle. I'm sorry, and I love you.
Ashly06
03-12-2011, 07:33 AM
Dear a**holes on SM,
No I will not flash my boobs in free chat, nor will I show you my a**. Like I tell you all of the time,there are hundreds of other girls that do/will,so leave me the hell alone! No I will not get mad if you leave my room and go to theirs. Thats why I refer you to them. Complimenting me is not going to change my mind. Don't you know that we get complimented hundreds of times a day. I don't even waste my time kicking people,your a** will automatically be banned. To all of you men who ask me the same questions over and over again,don't you see the comment section? Its there for a reason,or do you not know how to read? My profile will tell you everything you need to know plus more. For goodness sake,stop sending me numbers and addresses,I AM NOT INTRESTED. So don't come back in my room the next day asking "how come you didn't call me bb". Can't a girl just log in,work,then log off without all of this insanity?
GlitterBexie
03-12-2011, 07:10 PM
Dear head cold
Please leave, you are making my nose sore
GB
Dear Chaffinch, Riddled, Miss Photo Perfect, Rosie and the girlwhowassupposedtobemyfriend
You will learn, i hope you know the truth soon, I feel a bit sorry for you all to be honest, yes, its because im a better person than you, Chaff; dont fall in love, itll make you sick. Riddled; same to you, and go to the clinic. PhotoPerfect, ive seen you with no make up on, and you knew who i was, so dont pretend you didnt. Rosie, sigh, just leave it. And Girlwho was SUPPOSEDto be my friend, youve really lost someone who could have helped you, been there for you, and sorted you out, i knew the minute i got that text, and you made a mistake, i appreciate that, ill forgive you, but dont think ill forget.
You have all been used, just like i was, learn from it, its taken me long enough,
That Girl
xx
New Friends,
You are awesome and i LOVE you! Youve restored my faith in humanity :)
Love you
GBxx
ArmySGT.
03-12-2011, 09:03 PM
Really 1.7 Million pounds.
Dear Nigeria,
Fuck off in your entirety
Paul
Attention My Dear,
I have Paid for the delivery fee for your Cheque Draft.but the manager of Eko Bank Benin told me that before the check will get to you that it will expire.So i told him to cash $1.7 Million all the necessary arrangement of delivering the $1.7 Million in cash was made with UPS COURIER COMPANY PLC.Be inform that there are some documents to be secured.
The only fee you have to send to them is $98.00 usd which will serve as the insurance fee and claims of affadvite to enable them deliver the parcel to you immediately.Do contact them and let me know when you have recieve your fund,below is the needed information to enable them deliver your fund to you immediately.
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DIRECTOR NAME ;Dr.Peter Brown
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EMAIL=== (
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1.YOUR FULL NAME
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4.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE
5.CURRENT MAILING ADDRESS
Do let me know immediately you receive your consignment that consist yOur fund that i deposited in the UPS
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BEST REGARD
BARRISTER EDWIN WILLIAMS
So Fine Divyne
03-13-2011, 09:54 AM
Dear roommate I kicked out(fellow stipper),
Please stop telling everyone at work you don't know why I put you out. The guy at Waffle House who fronted you pills and then came to my house looking for you is why. Also could you please stop making yourself out to be a victim? You never even bought toilet paper while you lived here because napkins/toilet paper are free at the gas station right? But you could go through a roll a day of my charmin trying to get your perc30 residue out your nose. So is today gonna be the day you pay me some more money you owe me? I mean I know $5 everytime I see you is a lot, but honestly since I know you did 3 1.5 hr VIP and 10 dances last nite and made $1400 on thursday I really think $5 is fair. Or perhaps you're just saying fuck me. I wish I had left you and your freeloading girlfriend in the snow on xmas. The sad part is you made $700 last nite and I know you're not even gonna pay for your hotel for the week. You're gonna try to get a wholesale deal from the dope man b/c those percs at $25 a pop/8x day are expensive and since you're carrying two habits well he should make an exception for you, right? I just want you to know I pretty much hate you with every fiber of my being and I'm silently hoping you break an ankle at work since you stole my Sidney Sheldon book bitch!!
DominoDiva
03-13-2011, 11:43 AM
Dear obbsessive stalker
Stop bein obbsessed. Your making yourself look like an idiot, and your stupid stunts aint bothering me, just makes me think you really have no life. its been 2 weeks and your still trying to disrupt me, its not gonna work. chill and move on. your acting like an ex-BF.
J
Dear self
helloooooo get goin girl, you got loads to do an so much potential, if another amazin opotunity comes, your not gonna be ready again!!! and you will have to say no, dont snooze your life away.
P.S well done for excersising this week :D
Jess xxxxx
Dear debt ower
please for the love of god work!!! so i dont have to bail you out again, your costin too much money, im saving up for stuff, you know i am. you know u can earn double what i earn, so fucking do it ffs!!!!
P.S i still love ya tho
Jess xxxxx
Dear my bestest friend in the whole wide world.
Thankyou, for everything, thanks for being you, and puttin up with my rants and raves and my mood swings, no one else can handle them like you can :D *bighugs*
Jess xxxxx
ArmySGT.
03-20-2011, 11:13 AM
I am tempted to Troll these fuck heads. Fuckin scammers.
Die in house fire!
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mediocrity
03-20-2011, 11:05 PM
Dear Vancouver;
I love you, but I wish you'd stop raining for a day or so. I'd like to go kick it in Stanley Park!
Dear sister,
I really wish you wouldn't have fucked me over. I didn't bring you up like that... I'm really disappointed.
Dear Potential New Job,
You know I'm awesome! JUST HIRE ME. DO ITTTTTT.
JH
Ashly06
03-20-2011, 11:09 PM
Dear Self,
Get off of your lazy a** and onto cam! You have bills to pay,the money isn't going to make itself. What the hell are you thinking?!