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Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 11:02 AM
^^ WTF are you even talking about? I was making a joke about westcoast's stupid ass horndog definition.

AND ZOMG STOP USING HORNDOG IT IS SO STUPID.


What I'm talking about is your statement about tempting the pope. I hear women say things like that often and no one ever says they're bragging. But, if a man says he could tempt Mother Teresa he's a braggart.

I've been accused of bragging throughout this thread. But, I'm simply stating the facts. I have had sex with a number of young, attractive exotic dancers. This is the truth not a brag.

mediocrity
02-22-2010, 11:11 AM
^^ The pope statement was in that dumb ass definition.

And you know, somehow I don't doubt it- I work with a lot of idiots when I am called in. A few of them would probably hit that just because. I myself, would not.

jack0177057
02-22-2010, 11:15 AM
You are pushing the bullshit meter here very high.

This sounds like bullshit to me, too... I'm calling his bluff.

This dude sounds like he read some of that "how to pickup a stripper" BS on the internet and is fishing on this thread for verification that it works, hoping to find dancers that say - "Oh yeah, I've gone home with guys like you... I can't help falling for your type."

Scoundrel - Tell you what,... I'm calling your bluff... Since you're in Texas and I am, too,... I'll meet you at a SC and observe you mesmerizing the dancers. If you're for real and the dancers love you (for free), I'll verify it to all here on this thread - that you're a really cool dude that dancers adore. If you fail to swoon a single dancer - you buy me a VIP hour with the dancer of my choice... deal?

mediocrity
02-22-2010, 11:21 AM
^^ Do it on one of my call-in nights so I can observe from afar, Jack!!

CAN I GET A WITNESS?!




(wtf is up with me this morning?)

Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 11:57 AM
This sounds like bullshit to me, too... I'm calling his bluff.

This dude sounds like he read some of that "how to pickup a stripper" BS on the internet and is fishing on this thread for verification that it works, hoping to find dancers that say - "Oh yeah, I've gone home with guys like you... I can't help falling for your type."

Scoundrel - Tell you what,... I'm calling your bluff... Since you're in Texas and I am, too,... I'll meet you at a SC and observe you mesmerizing the dancers. If you're for real and the dancers love you (for free), I'll verify it to all here on this thread - that you're a really cool dude that dancers adore. If you fail to swoon a single dancer - you buy me a VIP hour with the dancer of my choice... deal?

I'm in West Texas, Close to Midland. There is only one SC within 100 miles of where I live. It's Jaguars Gold Club in Odessa. It's a $20 cover and BYOB. If you want to come I'll share a bottle of 1800 with you. But, you have to get your own shot glass because I don't know what kind of cooties you may have.

But, you have to stay out of my way. You cannot talk to any of the dancers about me at all.

As I said, This isn't hunting. I can't just walk in a pick any girl in the place. I can only get one that's interested in me. However, even if I don't pull you'll still see that it could happen. I really am a fun, cool guy to hand out with. I like people in general.

I work nights. 9PM to 4AM six days a week. We'll have to plan what we go night carefully. Shall I PM you my phone number?

Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 12:00 PM
^^ The pope statement was in that dumb ass definition.

And you know, somehow I don't doubt it- I work with a lot of idiots when I am called in. A few of them would probably hit that just because. I myself, would not.

I misunderstood. Sorry about that.

Lola_sinn
02-22-2010, 01:00 PM
Scoundrel - Tell you what,... I'm calling your bluff... Since you're in Texas and I am, too,... I'll meet you at a SC and observe you mesmerizing the dancers. If you're for real and the dancers love you (for free), I'll verify it to all here on this thread - that you're a really cool dude that dancers adore. If you fail to swoon a single dancer - you buy me a VIP hour with the dancer of my choice... deal?

I would leave to hear how this turns out!

Phil-W
02-22-2010, 01:54 PM
I would leave to hear how this turns out!

^^^

"Due to technical reasons, this seduction has been cancelled".

"We regret the non-availability of the aircraft, but hope you enjoy your next flight with Bullshit Air".

Phil.

jack0177057
02-22-2010, 02:10 PM
I'm in West Texas, Close to Midland.

Midland?... I'm not driving 8 hours to Midland... Pick any major city in Texas - Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, San Antonio or Houston.

You would make Med happy if you picked Austin...

mediocrity
02-22-2010, 02:16 PM
^^ Oh Jack, you know no one appreciates a good train wreck as much as myself. That would make my year.

yoda57us
02-22-2010, 02:18 PM
Midland?... I'm not driving 8 hours to Midland... Pick any major city in Texas - Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, San Antonio or Houston.


LOL, Dude, don't call somebody out and then wuss out...Texas is a big state. I know that and I don't even live there...

If this guy is getting laid it's because he is probably the only thing with a penis and a job for miles...

MissMynxx
02-22-2010, 02:21 PM
This dude sounds like he read some of that "how to pickup a stripper" BS on the internet and is fishing on this thread for verification that it works, hoping to find dancers that say - "Oh yeah, I've gone home with guys like you... I can't help falling for your type."


I WAS SO GOING TO POST THIS! :D I keep a copy of the Stripper Secrets book I downloaded in my 'Stripper Bible' for laughs when it's slow and to school newbie girls who fall for that shit. Seriously, some of the lines our dear Scoundrel has posted are like ... right out of the book.

I was having a really bad day until I discovered this thread. Endless entertainment to be had here... }:D

jack0177057
02-22-2010, 02:59 PM
LOL, Dude, don't call somebody out and then wuss out...Texas is a big state. I know that and I don't even live there...

I don't believe he lives in Midland. Only 2 or 3 people live in Midland, so what are the chances?

My guess is that he saw from my posts that I live in Houston, and picked the farthest point.

Anyway, assuming he's for real, Scoundrel needs to try running his "game" in the big city league.

DesuvsDeath
02-22-2010, 03:27 PM
Hello, I have this problem.
You see... I can't seem to pry you bitches off my dick. In fact. There's one under my desk right now trying to suck me off.
I just thought you'd all like to know that I am the sexiest man alive and every woman I meet is willing to fuck me.
Thoughts? Opinions?
[PS. Just because random women suck my dick in club bathrooms and fuck me in the parking lot... you think all the women I fuck are whores... why would you think something like that!?!?! You don't know anything about them!]
[PPS. Yes it is completely reasonable that I would want and have time to sit at the computer, track down stripper related message boards, and respond every third post for HOURS inbetween all this fucking I'm doing.]

pussyinboots
02-22-2010, 04:06 PM
Hello, I have this problem.
You see... I can't seem to pry you bitches off my dick. In fact. There's one under my desk right now trying to suck me off.
I just thought you'd all like to know that I am the sexiest man alive and every woman I meet is willing to fuck me.
Thoughts? Opinions?
[PS. Just because random women suck my dick in club bathrooms and fuck me in the parking lot... you think all the women I fuck are whores... why would you think something like that!?!?! You don't know anything about them!]

[PPS. Yes it is completely reasonable that I would want and have time to sit at the computer, track down stripper related message boards, and respond every third post for HOURS inbetween all this fucking I'm doing.]

OMG!!! I SOOO wanted to post this last comment myself!!!:rotfl:

mediocrity
02-22-2010, 04:17 PM
I'm in West Texas, Close to Midland. There is only one SC within 100 miles of where I live. It's Jaguars Gold Club in Odessa. It's a $20 cover and BYOB. If you want to come I'll share a bottle of 1800 with you. But, you have to get your own shot glass because I don't know what kind of cooties you may have.

But, you have to stay out of my way. You cannot talk to any of the dancers about me at all.

As I said, This isn't hunting. I can't just walk in a pick any girl in the place. I can only get one that's interested in me. However, even if I don't pull you'll still see that it could happen. I really am a fun, cool guy to hand out with. I like people in general.

I work nights. 9PM to 4AM six days a week. We'll have to plan what we go night carefully. Shall I PM you my phone number?

So how are you inundated with slobbering strippers? You drive 100miles to not drink and tip a few measly bucks? And you make $450 a week at 48 years old??

Anyone I know on that budget isn't making any 200m round trip.

Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 04:33 PM
I don't believe he lives in Midland. Only 2 or 3 people live in Midland, so what are the chances?

My guess is that he saw from my posts that I live in Houston, and picked the farthest point.

Anyway, assuming he's for real, Scoundrel needs to try running his "game" in the big city league.

I lived in Dallas/Ft. Worth all my life. I've pulled plenty out of those bars. I moved to Big Spring (about 30 minutes East of Midland) just after the first of the year for my job.

There are 129,000 people in Midland and another 96,000 in Odessa. Small by Houston standards, but as cities go it's a respectable number of people. Also this is oil country. There is plenty of money around.

You called me out and I'm willing to show you. But, I'm a man of limited means and can't afford to travel or take time off from work. If you want to see me in action you have to come to where I am.

I said before that I'm aware of PUA. But, I don't follow it. I am what those guys call a natural. If anything I say or do resembles any PUA techniques it is coincidental.

And just so you all know, I have also dated women that have been in the business for a number of years. Two that were in their late 30s and had been at it sense they were 18.

I don't trick these women into bed. I tell them exactly who I am and what I do. I am real with them and maybe that's what does it. I go in to have fun. That is my only agenda. I don't go in trying to get one in the sack. I just have fun with them. Yes, I tease them and poke fun at them. They don't get more than a few bucks out of me because that's all I have. Any "tricks" I may use I learned from dancers themselves. It can work both ways ladies.

However, there is one book I read and learned a great deal about dancers from. It's called "Bare: The Naked Truth About Stripping" by Elisabeth Eaves. Very interesting reading. Find it on Amazon.

yoda57us
02-22-2010, 04:36 PM
I don't believe he lives in Midland. Only 2 or 3 people live in Midland, so what are the chances?

My guess is that he saw from my posts that I live in Houston, and picked the farthest point.

Anyway, assuming he's for real, Scoundrel needs to try running his "game" in the big city league.

Jack, your the one who is starting to sound silly now. He doesn't "need" to do anything. You calling him out is no better than what he is doing. It's all just internet chest pounding...

charlie61
02-22-2010, 04:41 PM
Currently taking votes for whether or not this thread should be closed...

WestCoast101
02-22-2010, 04:42 PM
So how are you inundated with slobbering strippers? You drive 100miles to not drink and tip a few measly bucks? And you make $450 a week at 48 years old??

Anyone I know on that budget isn't making any 200m round trip.

he said "within" 100 milles and apparently in his case its about 20 miles (Odessa to Midland), apparently just nothing the next 80 miles.

WestCoast101
02-22-2010, 04:57 PM
This guy is not doing the usual hit and run I've noticed on many of these controversial type OP (1st time posting) "questions". He's actually responding to each question in here., with a farily high degree of detail.

If its simply a PUA guy doing a test drive, with for example a fake pictures etc, then its exceptoinally well done.

I say 90% chances its legit, maybe overhyping things a bit, but the bulk of it likely true.

Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 04:59 PM
So how are you inundated with slobbering strippers? You drive 100miles to not drink and tip a few measly bucks? And you make $450 a week at 48 years old??

Anyone I know on that budget isn't making any 200m round trip.

I never said I have I have "slobbering strippers." I said I have had sex with a number of exotic dancers that I met while they were working.

Jaguars in Odessa is the only the only SC WITHIN 100 miles. Not 100 miles away from me. There is also a Jaguars in Abilene and another SC up in Lubbock. I have not been to these bars as both are too far away.

Yes, I make $450 a week and have a free apartment. I am a security guard. After paying taxes it comes down to about $335. There is no state income tax in Texas. Yes I am 48 years old as of Feb. 7 of this year. I just had a birthday.

Jessie_tinydancer
02-22-2010, 05:04 PM
^Jesus the sandwich artist at subway makes more than that in Australia.

There's this lovely Indian guy that works at subway near my work and comes in and gets private dances from me. I once fucked him in the parking lot....

oh wait. No I didn't.

mediocrity
02-22-2010, 05:04 PM
I never said I have I have "slobbering strippers." I said I have had sex with a number of exotic dancers that I met while they were working.

Jaguars in Odessa is the only the only SC WITHIN 100 miles. Not 100 miles away from me. There is also a Jaguars in Abilene and another SC up in Lubbock. I have not been to these bars as both are too far away.

Yes, I make $450 a week and have a free apartment. I am a security guard. After paying taxes it comes down to about $335. There is no state income tax in Texas. Yes I am 48 years old as of Feb. 7 of this year. I just had a birthday.

Dude my 24 year old boyfriend makes more than double that of off his side businesses. Aaaand you kinda did sound like Desuvs broke down for us above.

OMGZ I HAZ SO MUCH $TRIPPAH P00N. HAZ THEY ALL THE SAME TAYSTE IN MENZ?

jack0177057
02-22-2010, 05:13 PM
Jack, your the one who is starting to sound silly now. He doesn't "need" to do anything. You calling him out is no better than what he is doing. It's all just internet chest pounding...

I'm NOT driving 8 hours to Midland.... UNLESS I pickup Med along the way and she comes with me...;)

Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 05:16 PM
Dude my 24 year old boyfriend makes more than double that of off his side businesses. Aaaand you kinda did sound like Desuvs broke down for us above.

OMGZ I HAZ SO MUCH $TRIPPAH P00N. HAZ THEY ALL THE SAME TAYSTE IN MENZ?

I said I've had sex with 17 strippers over the last couple of years. This is true. I asked if maybe I fit into some type of man that dancers find attractive. It seems that generally speaking I don't. But I still do much better getting laid in SCs than the average bear.

mediocrity
02-22-2010, 05:16 PM
Don't tempt me. You know I would do it.

hockeybobby
02-22-2010, 05:26 PM
Currently taking votes for whether or not this thread should be closed...

I vote keep it open. It's entertaining imo.

charlie61
02-22-2010, 05:34 PM
^ Grumble. Fine! :)

yoda57us
02-22-2010, 05:36 PM
I'm NOT driving 8 hours to Midland.... UNLESS I pickup Med along the way and she comes with me...;)

Now THAT sounds like a fun road trip!

yoda57us
02-22-2010, 05:39 PM
Currently taking votes for whether or not this thread should be closed...

Honestly Charlie what is the criteria? There is much dumber stuff than this going on all over CC. I should know, lol, I'm responsible for some of it!

Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 05:42 PM
Honestly Charlie what is the criteria? There is much dumber stuff than this going on all over CC. I should know, lol, I'm responsible for some of it!

LOL I like this guy. Dude, you can roll with me anytime.

charlie61
02-22-2010, 06:06 PM
Honestly Charlie what is the criteria? There is much dumber stuff than this going on all over CC. I should know, lol, I'm responsible for some of it!

Fair enough my friend. It stays.

yoda57us
02-22-2010, 06:15 PM
LOL I like this guy. Dude, you can roll with me anytime.


Lets not get crazy now cyberstud. I don't care for your attitude or your approach but bragging isn't, to me at least, a punishable offense. You haven't insulted any members here, at least not in the posts of yours that I wasn't too bored to read, and that was my only reason for defending the thread.

You Know Me
02-22-2010, 06:31 PM
I never said I have I have "slobbering strippers." I said I have had sex with a number of exotic dancers that I met while they were working.

Jaguars in Odessa is the only the only SC WITHIN 100 miles. Not 100 miles away from me. There is also a Jaguars in Abilene and another SC up in Lubbock. I have not been to these bars as both are too far away.

Yes, I make $450 a week and have a free apartment. I am a security guard. After paying taxes it comes down to about $335. There is no state income tax in Texas. Yes I am 48 years old as of Feb. 7 of this year. I just had a birthday.


Hmmmm Jaguars in odessa huh. Pulled any of those young ladies. Oh and pretty much any club in Dallas. Know most of them. I have no doubt you have pulled girls out.....It is entirely possible if guys lower their standards enough. Just not my cup of tea. I am always down for a good time and i would join jack with you.

We could even have a little test...i will spend money and you your normal stuff. If nothing else it would be interesting. No tricks just my normal club behavior.

mediocrity
02-22-2010, 06:37 PM
^^ i want to go!

charlie61
02-22-2010, 06:43 PM
Why does everyone seem to care so much?

No offense to the OP, but why does it matter if he's getting laid? Hardly worth the drive IMO. I don't even find it that surprising. Certain people have certain amounts of pull with certain other people. The end. Shrugs.

You Know Me
02-22-2010, 06:53 PM
Why does everyone seem to care so much?

No offense to the OP, but why does it matter if he's getting laid? Hardly worth the drive IMO. I don't even find it that surprising. Certain people have certain amounts of pull with certain other people. The end. Shrugs.


Dont care just bored....I am easily amused. These days i have nothing better to do. Plus just one more bit of entertainment in the club.

WestCoast101
02-22-2010, 06:53 PM
Even though the OP says he ACTs like an "asshole", from what he's posted he is probably not an actual asshole as the word is normally defined (definition posted earlier)

However he's definitely a horndog.

Since he is probably not an asshole but is a horndog, he might meet be described as a sort of"gentlemen horndog"

"Gentlemen horndogs" tend to do very well with women, and while they can be polite and civil and not total assholes, they are constantly sending out the horndog vibe, women pick up that vibe, and it works very well ratcheting up the "chemistry" thing women crave.

You Know Me
02-22-2010, 06:55 PM
^^ i want to go!


I guess i could drive your way first...;)

Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 06:59 PM
Hmmmm Jaguars in odessa huh. Pulled any of those young ladies. Oh and pretty much any club in Dallas. Know most of them. I have no doubt you have pulled girls out.....It is entirely possible if guys lower their standards enough. Just not my cup of tea. I am always down for a good time and i would join jack with you.

We could even have a little test...i will spend money and you your normal stuff. If nothing else it would be interesting. No tricks just my normal club behavior.

Yes I went to Jaguars and had sex with a girl working there. I didn't pull that night though. She called me the next day and we got together about a week later. We had to plan because she has a boyfriend.

Yes, I have been with girls that worked in both Dallas and Ft. Worth. But, mostly in Ft. Worth because that's where I lived. If you don't think these ladies are up to your standards you don't have to go there.

jack0177057
02-22-2010, 07:00 PM
We could even have a little test...i will spend money and you your normal stuff. If nothing else it would be interesting. No tricks just my normal club behavior.

A contest... This just gets better and better...


^^ i want to go!

I'll pick you up on my way from Houston... Your BF stays home, though...

J.D.
02-22-2010, 07:01 PM
Has anyone else noticed Scoundrel looks like David Arquette in Scream? Especially since he's a security guard I imagine him looking like this with the uniform and all.... :D

DesuvsDeath
02-22-2010, 07:03 PM
Still reading waiting to figure out why banging chicks who will put out after an hour or so is worth bragging over.
It's like bragging about banging the girl all your friends have already banged. Whether or it's true or not... who gives a fuck?

Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 07:06 PM
Even though the OP says he ACTs like an "asshole", from what he's posted he is probably not an actual asshole as the word is normally defined (definition posted earlier)

However he's definitely a horndog.

Since he is probably not an asshole but is a horndog, he might meet be described as a sort of"gentlemen horndog"

"Gentlemen horndogs" tend to do very well with women, and while they can be polite and civil and not total assholes, they are constantly sending out the horndog vibe, women pick up that vibe, and it works very well ratcheting up the "chemistry" thing women crave.

I said earlier I use the term "asshole" as a sort of joke. It's what guys that can't get laid call me. "Why are you dating him? He's such an asshole" they say.

I don't know anything about chemistry. I just go in and have fun. Think Farris Buller.

yoda57us
02-22-2010, 07:13 PM
Why does everyone seem to care so much?

No offense to the OP, but why does it matter if he's getting laid? Hardly worth the drive IMO. I don't even find it that surprising. Certain people have certain amounts of pull with certain other people. The end. Shrugs.

LOL, I couldn't agree more! But, since none of us can seem to just click on past the thread it, it motors on...as many threads with absolutely no value do here on the internet...

Now, the "let's go to clubbing with this guy and see if he's full of shit" stuff? Well, I don't get that at all.../:O

You Know Me
02-22-2010, 07:20 PM
LOL, I couldn't agree more! But, since none of us can seem to just click on past the thread it, it motors on...as many threads with absolutely no value do here on the internet...

Now, the "let's go to clubbing with this guy and see if he's full of shit" stuff? Well, I don't get that at all.../:O

Just think of it as Dinner theater....that is all. Plus the threads here have been sucking lately so what the hell.

Scoundrel
02-22-2010, 07:28 PM
Just think of it as Dinner theater....that is all. Plus the threads here have been sucking lately so what the hell.

LOL See how entertaining I am?

WestCoast101
02-22-2010, 07:32 PM
Scoundrel, (ok if you're a natural you've haven't considered this) however you must realize that (actual) asshole type guys tend to do pretty well with women, and even women will concede this point though they might often spin it as being about the "badboy" unpredictable exciting types, but the basic concept is not exactly a secret.

As I've alluded to before, I've got probably 100 posts in here (all honest attempts to explain behavior or desire in regard to issues brought up by others) generally stating the belief that this entire phenomenon - whether its assholes, badboys, "jerks" or an overlapping category what might be called "Alpha seed spreaders - is really primarily about guys putting out the horndog vibe.(i.e the ongoing and persistent tinge of nonmonogamy)

So I am not suprised with what you are claiming.

jack0177057
02-22-2010, 07:37 PM
Now, the "let's go to clubbing with this guy and see if he's full of shit" stuff? Well, I don't get that at all.../:O

Yeah,... I might drive 8 hrs to Midland, TX, and he's a no-show,... and then, Med and I will have to find something else to do in Midland...