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KS_Stevia
03-08-2010, 01:43 PM
The Goods. That movie about selling cars. Atrocious, I had to turn it off halfway through. At least it was only a rental. The least funny or entertaining movie I have seen in a long time.
The Watchmen. Boring, and I didn't care for the characters.
Wolfman. Lame. Could have been ok, but got long, boring, and meandering.
You Know Me
03-13-2010, 09:30 PM
From Dusk until Dawn
was watching it earlier....pretty much why i am on here now.
Good grief
MarvelGirl
03-14-2010, 01:16 AM
I'm really easy when it comes to movies. If I'm at least mildly entertained through most of the movie I figure it was worth watching.
So, having said that, I recently saw The Box and The Informant and I thought they both sucked.
cayday19
03-14-2010, 02:31 AM
Ughghhhhhhgggghhhh.... The Box was HORRIBLE
Christyismyalias
03-14-2010, 03:02 AM
3. Miss March. It did redeem itself a little with some nudity and gross out humor, but still pretty terrible. Not as bad as the top two, even though they had the "big stars" in obssessed and he's just not that into you.
Ahh Miss March was stupid but it made me laugh! lol
The scene where the chick gets bounced out the window!! And the guy with no penis! LOL so stupid but awesome.
I'd say that Lindsey Lohan stripper movie was the worst. I wanted it to be good so bad but it was just awful.
pixierocksonthepole
03-14-2010, 06:40 AM
Requiem for a Dream was brought up earlier as a sucky movie but I on the other hand love that movie. It's more than just a drama. I've seen grown men disturbed by it, and it has a lot to do with the people here in the area I grew up in.
But as for a movie or few that sucks that I've seen - I hate anything Star Wars, anything Twilight (ugh incredibly untalented), this one isn't very recent but The Animal...I wanted my money back from the movie theater, and the early Batman movies...I like Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. I think they hit a sweet spot casting Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne/Batman.
I'm sure I will remember more horrifying movies later on, its early morning and I'm tired still. ^_^
bem401
03-15-2010, 07:10 AM
From Dusk until Dawn
was watching it earlier....pretty much why i am on here now.
Good grief
Started watching that a few weeks ago. Hit "eject" about halfway through.
Transformers 2
Life was better before i watched this movie. Thank you for sodomizing my inner child Michael Bay.
cayday19
03-15-2010, 10:19 AM
Heyyyyyy..... The Transformers movies were awesome
Awesome like penis cancer!
cayday19
03-15-2010, 11:16 AM
:( .. :-[ .. :'( ....
Corey
03-16-2010, 01:25 AM
I saw that with a friend. I didn't want to, but I owed her one after she went to see a movie I wanted so it was payback. She's the type who loves these movies and thinks if she acts like they do in them she'll get a great guy (hasn't worked for her yet and she's over 40). Luckily we went to a matinee but I was still mad I went because it was so bad. It's bad enough I don't like the book (because I don't think all men who act aloof really aren't interested, they might be scared), but the movie was far worse.
Luckily , I saw it at home and was severely disappointed. A friend of my man wrote the book. And no, he didn't play those stupid head games w/ me.
Corey
03-16-2010, 01:44 AM
Transformers 2
Life was better before i watched this movie. Thank you for sodomizing my inner child Michael Bay.
I couldn't finish it. I had something else to do and just never went back to it.
Recent bombs: The Last Station (the one up for an award about Tolstoy), Sherlock Holmes (and I wanted so badly to love it) and Australia. Then there are the ones that were just ok and I'm glad I had screeners and didn't have to pay for them: Young Victoria, The lastes Almadovar film that starred Penelope Cruz (can't remember the name), The Hurt Locker.
Oh yeah, Nine was horrible. I saw the stage play a long time ago and thought it was bad then. It's the writing, nothing to do w/ the acting. It's about this Italian filmmaker who is a spoiled butthead and is all whiney about his writer's block. And yet, all these attractive, smart and beautiful women around him, torture themselves over him. Everyone is so pathetic.
MarvelGirl
03-16-2010, 02:08 AM
I remembered two more. Contact and Queen of the Damned. I won't walk out of a movie at the theatre, but damn did I want to with those two stinkers.
Kellydancer
03-16-2010, 01:20 PM
I just remember a few more movies that annoyed me:
Road Warrior
Viruosity (or how it's spelled. I normally like Denzel Washington but this was awful)
The Pirate Movie (though the one scene with cops singing and dancing was hysterical)
And one that bothered me only because it was a sequel: Grease 2. If it had been a movie on its own, it might have worked. Having been a sequel of Grease, it just bothered me (I am a big fan of Grease). Then again I hate most sequels.
Luckily , I saw it at home and was severely disappointed. A friend of my man wrote the book. And no, he didn't play those stupid head games w/ me.
Have you met that guy? I just hate those types of books (and movies they spawn) because they make romance so cookie cutter. Things don't always work the way they are supposed to/not supposed to work (I personally know guys who acted like they "weren't into someone" but in reality they were). I swear if someone else recommends that book (written by a comic no less, not a psychologist) I will scream. I'm just thankful they haven't produced a movie version of "The Rules". That would suck even more.
charlie61
03-16-2010, 03:03 PM
I couldn't finish it. I had something else to do and just never went back to it.
Recent bombs: The Last Station (the one up for an award about Tolstoy), Sherlock Holmes (and I wanted so badly to love it) and Australia. Then there are the ones that were just ok and I'm glad I had screeners and didn't have to pay for them: Young Victoria, The lastes Almadovar film that starred Penelope Cruz (can't remember the name), The Hurt Locker.
Oooh...I loved Hurt Locker. So did three of my military friends. And I've heard really great things about Volver (the Penelope Cruz movie)
joyount
06-14-2010, 06:10 PM
Well Vampire's assistant sucked.
yeah well I don't like this movie too..
I think its really sucks and it really kind of boring.
thanks for sharing.
4everresolutions
06-14-2010, 08:46 PM
I caught a viewing of Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber on cable TV last night starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. It was horrible. I was bored out of my mind and had nothing else to do, but I STILL couldn't watch it. I turned it to the weather channel.
Djoser
06-15-2010, 02:45 AM
^ i'm with you on chick flicks...pretty much hate them all. i can't even watch them stoned...i just sit there and go that shit is not real, nope that can't happen.
i also don't like a lot of the popular comedies.
I thought Pretty Woman was really contrived, I hated it. Of course I was in a really bad mood when I watched it, I remember that.
Also another popular movie I hated was that piece of shit 'Chick Flick Thinly Disguised as a Guy Flick' Legends of the Fall.
_Avery_
06-15-2010, 02:02 PM
I know everyone else loves these movies, but I hated Donnie Darko and A Clockwork Orange. :(
Way too over rated in my opinion.
pixierocksonthepole
06-15-2010, 08:24 PM
o.0 I love love love Donnie Darko. I'm a fan of Frank the bunny lol.