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SweetJulia
09-05-2014, 11:56 AM
The closest I've come to a real orgasm all week was eating a really good burrito yesterday.

audrey_k
09-05-2014, 11:57 AM
No fair ladies I want to get laid!

Fucking boob job, I could barely make out with the guy I'm seeing last night without feeling pain. I had to lay on my back and he got on his knees and leaned over my so he could kiss me, it was so fucking awkward!

And then he tried to convince me had had read somewhere online that you can have sex 72 hours after surgery, I just laughed. This coming from the man who said he didn't like big fake boobs!

wednesday86
09-06-2014, 11:09 AM
I don't know how I'm going to get through work tonight. I got home at 3am, passed out and got up at 6am with the baby since my husband's PIECE OF SHIT BOSS scheduled him today at the last minute. I feel like my head is going to explode and whenever I stand up I feel dizzy...but I'm sure if I fall asleep at the wheel tonight and die in a fiery car crash it'll be worth the $17 my husband makes after taxes.*eye roll* I've been imagining strangling his boss with my bare hands all day. It's the only thing that makes me feel better.

Legz541
09-06-2014, 11:19 AM
Confession: I've always wanted to work at a urban club. Unfortunately, I know as a mostly white girl measuring 34B-26-39 I'd be laughed out of the building.

kaninchen
09-06-2014, 12:00 PM
^ I thought a 39" butt was pretty bangin'? It sounds like you would have an hourglass going on.

simone87
09-06-2014, 12:20 PM
Confession: I've always wanted to work at a urban club. Unfortunately, I know as a mostly white girl measuring 34B-26-39 I'd be laughed out of the building.

39 inch ass is not small or flat! i have a 41 inch ass, only 2 inches bigger, and i do just find when i go to the urban club i frequently work at. go for it!!! you have great measurements

simone87
09-06-2014, 12:23 PM
I don't know how I'm going to get through work tonight. I got home at 3am, passed out and got up at 6am with the baby since my husband's PIECE OF SHIT BOSS scheduled him today at the last minute. I feel like my head is going to explode and whenever I stand up I feel dizzy...but I'm sure if I fall asleep at the wheel tonight and die in a fiery car crash it'll be worth the $17 my husband makes after taxes.*eye roll* I've been imagining strangling his boss with my bare hands all day. It's the only thing that makes me feel better.

that's ridiculous, literally 17 dollars?? you are, i'm sure, making much more at your job, shouldn't that come first? 3 hours of sleep isn't acceptable to have to work that late, that's awful

kaninchen
09-06-2014, 12:29 PM
I don't know how I'm going to get through work tonight. I got home at 3am, passed out and got up at 6am with the baby since my husband's PIECE OF SHIT BOSS scheduled him today at the last minute. I feel like my head is going to explode and whenever I stand up I feel dizzy...but I'm sure if I fall asleep at the wheel tonight and die in a fiery car crash it'll be worth the $17 my husband makes after taxes.*eye roll* I've been imagining strangling his boss with my bare hands all day. It's the only thing that makes me feel better.

This is why I hate straight jobs so much. No one needs to be working for $17 net, like, ever! The last place I worked before I started dancing was American Apparel, and I calculated that one of my mandatory 2-hour shifts (yes, two hours) was netting me $6 after taxes and gas.

I would totally key your husband's boss's car for you if I could! Ugh.

wednesday86
09-06-2014, 01:26 PM
Haha I was exaggerating about the $17. I think he'll net around $50 today after taxes if my math is right, but still...I make $200-$500 a day so yes I think MY job should come FIRST and he needs to tell his boss to fuck off.

Legz541
09-06-2014, 02:12 PM
^ I thought a 39" butt was pretty bangin'? It sounds like you would have an hourglass going on.

The measurements are kind of deceptive. I wear a 4-6 generally and visually it's not that big. Seeing pics and videos of the girls that work in those clubs my ass (literally) would prob look like a toothpick lol.

fishielicious
09-06-2014, 02:39 PM
Confession: I feel really weird because since I started dancing, but even more than usual, recently, I haven't wanted to have sex at all, with anyone. Guys who I used to wish would call me more often I now ignore because I just don't want to deal with having to be sexual on my off time. I have to force myself to go on dates and try to find ways to get out of them without having to sleep over. I feel so confused because I used to have a pretty healthy sexual appetite and want to fuck a bunch of different guys all the time. Now I don't really want to see any of them. Idk if it's just that I'm only a few months in and this too shall pass, or if this is going to be a permanent side effect of dancing for me.

lol1337a
09-06-2014, 03:44 PM
I feel you Legz.. I'm 39-26.5-38.5 (my BF literally just helped me measure myself for a dress) at 5'5" and you'd think the nearly 40" ass would look big enough for urban clubs, but somehow it doesn't. It's not saggy or anything.. just more heart shaped than bubble. I think that's really the main issue -- if you have a bubble butt at 39" you're definitely good at an urban club, but if you have a nice "white girl" ass then probably not. And I also wear a 4-6 despite size charts telling me I should be an 8-10, what the hell is up with that? It's not vanity on my part.. 8-10s usually fall off me.

My confession: I'm about to have a burrito binge night with the BF, then taking my bloated ass to work right after.

ScarletKitten
09-06-2014, 11:32 PM
Confession: I feel really weird because since I started dancing, but even more than usual, recently, I haven't wanted to have sex at all, with anyone. Guys who I used to wish would call me more often I now ignore because I just don't want to deal with having to be sexual on my off time. I have to force myself to go on dates and try to find ways to get out of them without having to sleep over. I feel so confused because I used to have a pretty healthy sexual appetite and want to fuck a bunch of different guys all the time. Now I don't really want to see any of them. Idk if it's just that I'm only a few months in and this too shall pass, or if this is going to be a permanent side effect of dancing for me.

Welcome to the world of dancing/ sex work. I've only had sex once in almost 2 months now. I have no interest in being sexual on my off time now. It's just annoying and doesn't seem real to me anymore. It's sad, but true. I still get horny sometimes, but even then, I'd rather masturbate than have sex most of the time. :(

fishielicious
09-07-2014, 08:14 AM
ScarletKitten: Thank you for the reassurance that I'm not just a freak of nature. I feel the exact same way: even when I do get horny, I'd rather masturbate. It's frustrating to me because my relationships are suffering for it. I'm supposed to be meeting up with a guy I've been seeing off and on for nearly a year now tonight, and I'm already thinking of ways I could get out of it, because I know he's going to want sex. But I've already blown him off so many times in the past few weeks, I know sooner or later he's just going to give up. Now I'm trying to decide if it's even worth it trying to keep him around. I like spending time with him, but if I really don't have any hope of having a normal relationship right now, maybe I shouldn't be wasting his time.

I know I'm definitely not going to give up dancing because of this, though. Everything else about it is perfect for me, and honestly, money is more important to me than men right now (and probably always will be, frankly). I do kind of feel like dancing is making me a shittier friend, though, since I'm busy all the time either with it or with my vanilla job and when I'm not working at either one of those I'd rather be getting my beauty rest in than going out with my friends. I've been pretty selfish recently.

wednesday86
09-07-2014, 09:09 AM
Fishielicious, are you sure it's not because maybe you're more picky now? I know when I first started dancing my dating standards were low...Then I realized how men really are, how hot I *really* am and I could have any guy I wanted. I became EXTREMELY picky and would only date exotic looking guys who were at least an 8 out of 10 and treated me like a goddess. It was 10x harder to get into my panties because I realized that my pussy is made of gold and I could only get turned on by the best of the best. I can't even look at the guys I used to date before I started dancing. I have no idea how I managed to fuck them. Maybe you're just a little more "shallow" now (which I don't think is necessarily a bad thing!)

MyButter
09-07-2014, 11:24 AM
I'm like that too. I'd much rather masturbate than engage in anything sexual. I do like watching though!

kaninchen
09-07-2014, 02:29 PM
I'm feeling like kind of a hot mess because I haven't been to the gym in over a week and work in two. Plus I've developed the weirdest habit -- get this -- sleep tanning. I'm a self-tanner somnambulist! I woke up last night around 2, thought "OMG MY TAN?!?!" and went into my bathroom to slather on some St Tropez. Unsurprisingly I have a big ass streak on my thigh now.

At least it's not on my palms.

audrey_k
09-07-2014, 03:16 PM
When I signed my lease for my new flat I said I didn't have a pet because I wanted to sound like the best possible applicant.. but I want a kitty so much and I feel like I deserve it. I want the companionship, I've had cats my whole life and I love having them and miss having one so much, and spending time with animals REALLY lowers my stress level. And my flat is perfect for him-- since it's a split level, he can run around the entire bottom floor when my clients come round and when they aren't there the stairs will give him some extra exercise. Plus, how can you turn this down?

38873

If there were strip clubs for kittens, well, he would be a top earner. He would be doing CR after CR, maxing out credit cards and breaking ATM machines as people wouldn't be able to withdraw money fast enough.

I have looked through my lease agreement and there is NOTHING saying I can't have a pet. I could ask my landlord but the guy I'm seeing right now told me I should just get the kitten and not say anything about it-- if I ask then they have the chance to say no, and they mint become suspicious and randomly check, and would then have reason to throw me out since they had said no. Whereas if I don't say anything then I can just take the cat outside or something if the landlord stops by and if they do find out and get mad I can say there was nothing in the lease. But I am a bit nervous about lying to them, I feel like it's not a cool thing to do, central London landlords just HATE pets, like EVERYONE has turned me down when I've asked and I want a kitty soooo badly.

lol1337a
09-07-2014, 03:21 PM
Nothing wrong with a secret pet IMO! I agree with your boyfriend.

Aniela
09-07-2014, 03:31 PM
Audrey, any chance you can ask around among other tenants abt the chances of getting approved vs getting caught if they say no?

audrey_k
09-07-2014, 03:40 PM
^I haven't moved in yet, I'm moving in around the 20th. I thought about that but I don't think my landlord owns the whole building, I think she just owns my flat, so I don't know if it would matter if the other tenants there are allowed to have pets or not-- plus I don't want to bring attention the the fact that I might have one. The guy I'm seeing said he had a kitten for six months when he was living in a central London flat and just never told anyone, he and his ex had the cat and were just secretive about it and made sure it didn't damage anything (she took it when they broke up) and it was fine, and another friend of mine did the same thing... but it does worry me, because it would be incredibly upsetting to become attached to it and have to give it up, or god forbid, get ni HUGE trouble with my landlord... but I honestly wouldn't care if I lost my deposit or something, the cat is worth it.

fishielicious
09-07-2014, 07:59 PM
Fishielicious, are you sure it's not because maybe you're more picky now? I know when I first started dancing my dating standards were low...Then I realized how men really are, how hot I *really* am and I could have any guy I wanted. I became EXTREMELY picky and would only date exotic looking guys who were at least an 8 out of 10 and treated me like a goddess. It was 10x harder to get into my panties because I realized that my pussy is made of gold and I could only get turned on by the best of the best. I can't even look at the guys I used to date before I started dancing. I have no idea how I managed to fuck them. Maybe you're just a little more "shallow" now (which I don't think is necessarily a bad thing!)
I think you may be right about that. I can't work up a lot of sexual attraction for the guys I had been seeing anymore, but it's not like I'm blind to the attractions of other men. It may somewhat be that I just have a lot more confidence now--I know that I have a lot more confidence, really. I walk into a room so sure I'm the hottest thing in there and anyone who acts like I'm not, I just assume is jealous. ;D But along with that confidence, I think I just am comfortable being alone without thinking it's because I'm undesirable. Like, now I'm very confident I'm desirable, but also like being alone, whereas before when I was alone too much, I worried it was just because no one else wanted to be with me, if that makes sense.

I also agree that being shallow isn't really a bad thing! Why would you want to be with someone you aren't attracted to? Hopefully soon I'll find a super sexy guy who actually makes me want to have sex with him.



And Audrey_k, oh my gosh, that kitten is SO adorable!! I'm moving into a new apartment soon, and I have a dog that goes back and forth between my house and my parents' house (he's mine, but they live in the country and have so much room for him to run around. He loves it out there, so I like to let him spend time there when it's convenient for my parents). I told the leasing agent that he would be "visiting" sometimes, and she said that was fine and I didn't have to pay the pet deposit, so now if they try to fine me or make me pay the pet deposit for having a dog with me, I'll just say, "Hey, I was told it was fine if he visited!"

For your situation, I think your guy is right in saying that if it's not on the lease, you should just bring the kitty in and if anyone has a problem, you have a pretty solid defense in saying there's nothing prohibiting him being there. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, as they say.

simone87
09-07-2014, 10:46 PM
i've been hiding my kitty for over a year now, haven't gotten caught yet!! he is such a beautiful orange julius color

Vyanka
09-08-2014, 12:34 AM
Right! It happens all the time and the attitude is 'well, thats what happens when you take naked pictures'. When it happens to celebrities however, it's a crime.

It makes me so angry! Arrrrghhhh

I agree. I also thought wtf is this a crime NOW?? I haven't sent nudies in a very long time. If i did now & my shit ever gets hacked and spreaded like wild fire, I hope someone gets 10 years too!! I am just as important as these bitches. Lol

chanzep
09-08-2014, 01:10 AM
Lots of people in London have secret cats!, your landlords have to give you notice if they are coming anyway, so I wouldn't worry.

wednesday86
09-08-2014, 09:32 AM
I got in a fight with my husband before work yesterday and haven't talked to him since. I guess it's just starting to bother me that I do whatever I have to (dancing, and before that shitty fast food and retail jobs/any jobs I could find) to make ends meet and he's so unwilling to step it up. I brought up moving to my old town to him and it did not go over well. I told him I could afford to support us there and he could go back to school if he wanted, or do whatever he wants. He's so attached to his stupid job and I just don't get it. I am thinking about going to stay with a friend for a few days...he needs a reality check.

TheWeirdOne
09-08-2014, 02:18 PM
I secretly think about my ex husband a lot =( I think of how silly it was to leave him and that our son now needs to deal with visitation and custody etc =( I wonder if he still loves me, I suspect he does. Hes a complete a hole to me, no matter how nice I am, it's been 4+ years and I've never managed to have a civil conversation with him. I was hospitalized a while back and because I hadn't changed my advanced directive, they called him. It was as if we were still married =( he was so caring, concerned and loveable, telling me everything was going to be ok and the surgery would save my life. His wife heard the whole conversation. I passed out so when the doctors put my husband on the phone I assumed it was my husband now not my ex. I love my husband but sometimes wish I wasn't so unforgiving and stubborn. Things might've been different.

simone87
09-08-2014, 04:23 PM
the past few shifts i have been taking a shot of fireball whiskey to "loosen up" as well as maybe a sex on the beach..i know i'm by no means a heavy drinker or getting addicted or anything but i NEVER drink alcohol at work or out of work. i haven't gotten drunk in 4 years. i won't even drink wine. but i have an extremely addictive personality, i had forgotten how good it feels to be buzzed at work and how much easier it is to hustle and get dances..i need to be careful. i know how bad alcohol is for your body, skin, and health so i feel like i should just cut back altogether before my tolerance increases and i start drinking more. sometimes i feel like i should just never drink so i can forget how good it feels

lol1337a
09-08-2014, 05:03 PM
Stay strong and sober simone!!! I never had more than one or two drinks a shift for five years, but when I moved to a place with public transit I became more or less dependent on alcohol to work. I make so much more money drunk, but only because I'm shy and uptight until I get my buzz on. I never used to be that way before I moved here and got used to drinking at work. I don't even want to know what it's doing to my body, but I'm always so tired the morning after my shifts and my skin looks like shit.

kaninchen
09-08-2014, 05:56 PM
^ Don't you guys worry about falling off the pole or losing stuff or tripping in your heels if you've been drinking? I have zero alcohol tolerance and am terrified by the idea of drinking at work.

ava$
09-08-2014, 06:04 PM
^^LMAO, Oh I have done the falling things several times but haven't in a very long time, my tolerance is very high and am not a sloppy drunk anymore now that I know what to drink. As long as I stay with only grey goose I am fine.

simone87
09-08-2014, 06:17 PM
i actually twisted my ankle on stage and ate shit, right in front of everyone last night, and that was BEFORE i had the whiskey shot haha. so embarrassing! i would never get trashed at work though, screw that..nobody likes the drunk annoying girl with tequila breath puking everywhere and slurring her speech..plus, thieves pounce.

lol1337a
09-08-2014, 06:32 PM
Nothing really embarrassing has happened to me at work as a result of my drinking that I can remember. You learn how to walk in heels and not slur your speech (much less actually vomit!) when your body gets so used to alcohol.. At this point I'm probably approaching functional alcoholic territory if I'm not already there.

Aniela
09-08-2014, 08:23 PM
^ Don't you guys worry about falling off the pole or losing stuff or tripping in your heels if you've been drinking? I have zero alcohol tolerance and am terrified by the idea of drinking at work.

Agreed! I am naturally so clumsy that alcohol would be the kiss of death! I can fall off that pole just fine by myself thank you, no help necessary :P

Iwould fake getting sloshed by tossing back shots over my shoulder then just being my normal silly/uncoordinated self, but whenever I was having a 'stumble over everything & nothing' nite I was always afraid any1 who saw would think I was drunk or high

Legz541
09-09-2014, 02:18 AM
I just ate almost 1/3 package of cream cheese at 1:30am...I'm not proud

charlie61
09-09-2014, 12:08 PM
Career-wise, I am completely stuck. I'm not passionate about anything. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

ScarletKitten
09-09-2014, 03:52 PM
^^I know the feeling, Charlie. That is why I am a stripper, lol! I used to be a floral designer because of my great passion for flowers and plants, but the pay was dog shit. So, sometimes, working in a field you are passionate about doesn't even pay the bills. So, I make money without worrying about the passion, but save the things I'm passionate about for hobbies only.

My confession for the day: I am hopelessly addicted to SW. I don't know if I would even be alive if it weren't for this site!

Aniela
09-09-2014, 04:12 PM
We should start a group called SW Addicts Anonymous. I'd be on that.

My confession for today: I am almost unfathomably incompetent w/ a manual can opener.

kaninchen
09-09-2014, 04:49 PM
Career-wise, I am completely stuck. I'm not passionate about anything. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

I feel like this every day. Seriously. I don't really want to dance indefinitely because I'm not good at managing burnout or working through seasonal dry spells. But I also have nightmares about working in offices or otherwise wearing pants and waking up at 8am.

This is why I sometimes think the only logical solution is to just surrender to the call of gold digging and marry a rich man.

PinkiePie
09-09-2014, 05:11 PM
^This^
I've turned down two very well paid vanilla jobs this week because, while I occasionally think I want to leave stripping and get a secure paycheck, etc, I always panic and change my mind at the last minute.
I don't really want to work all day mon-fri, with just four weeks holiday a year, but I'm getting old! I have to quit sometime soon, but I just cannot bring myself to take a normal job and leave my freedom and easy lifestyle behind.

charlie61
09-09-2014, 05:12 PM
I feel like this every day. Seriously. I don't really want to dance indefinitely because I'm not good at managing burnout or working through seasonal dry spells. But I also have nightmares about working in offices or otherwise wearing pants and waking up at 8am.

This is why I sometimes think the only logical solution is to just surrender to the call of gold digging and marry a rich man.

Ugh, yes. I mean, I'm in school. I have an undergrad degree already. And I'm a licensed massage therapist. But these days, I seriously couldn't care less about contributing to the world. I just want to sit at home, do a shit-ton of self-work, read, journal, meditate, exercise, and eat healthily. I don't even have any hobbies about which I'm passionate that might clue me in as to what an appropriate career might be. I feel like I don't get excited about anything anymore. I'm not depressed, I'm just in a place where I only want to work on myself; everything else feels like a worthless distraction.

I'm taking prerequisites for nursing right now, but I don't think I'm in a place to be caring for other people (I don't have the energy, passion, or drive for that kind of work). I think I may give myself the next year to just focus on prerequisites rather than immediately pursuing the application process.

Like, literally, what the fuck. >_<

kaninchen
09-09-2014, 06:24 PM
But these days, I seriously couldn't care less about contributing to the world. I just want to sit at home, do a shit-ton of self-work, read, journal, meditate, exercise, and eat healthily. I don't even have any hobbies about which I'm passionate that might clue me in as to what an appropriate career might be. I feel like I don't get excited about anything anymore. I'm not depressed, I'm just in a place where I only want to work on myself; everything else feels like a worthless distraction.

Samesies. I can't even elaborate on this. You said it all!

fishielicious
09-09-2014, 06:39 PM
Today's confession: More and more I've been hoping that my bosses at my vanilla job (TA at a university) will find out that I'm a stripper and fire me for it. The semester has barely started and already I'm so sick of teaching and just dread standing up in front of my classes. I don't know why it's so easy for me to get up and take all my clothes off in front of a crowd of leering men, but so hard for me to talk about college writing for an hour-and-a-half in front of awkward eighteen-year-olds. I guess I'm more confident in my sex appeal than in my teaching skills ugh.

Aniela
09-09-2014, 09:03 PM
Today's confession: More and more I've been hoping that my bosses at my vanilla job (TA at a university) will find out that I'm a stripper and fire me for it. The semester has barely started and already I'm so sick of teaching and just dread standing up in front of my classes. I don't know why it's so easy for me to get up and take all my clothes off in front of a crowd of leering men, but so hard for me to talk about college writing for an hour-and-a-half in front of awkward eighteen-year-olds. I guess I'm more confident in my sex appeal than in my teaching skills ugh.

Feeling you here. My recruiter actually asked me, 'How the hell could you perform naked onstage, in front of a bunch of strange men w/ dirty minds, but you have trouble even making eye contact w/ the recruits here?' I sure as hell can't explain it.

audrey_k
09-10-2014, 06:41 AM
I think I'm taking way more pain medication/Valium than I need to be.. it's just so goddamn boring and lonely sitting around alone all day, being on the meds makes it go by faster.

lol1337a
09-10-2014, 09:08 AM
Passed out next to my laptop with a bottle of water. Spilled. Now my laptop is probably dead. Fuck you, Ambien.

I also got kinda fat. Just saw full body candid pics on fb. I just want to curl up in a hole without food and waste away for a few weeks, but I have to bring my fat ass to work.

Tsepmet1
09-10-2014, 09:32 AM
My club is having a plastic surgeon come in and give us free consults on Saturday night.

Plastic surgery is a very personal and very serious decision, and I find it trashy and offensive that it's being pushed on us like this.

SweetJulia
09-10-2014, 09:39 AM
^They at least letting him do all this in a champagne room or are you supposed to talk to this moron for free?

MyButter
09-10-2014, 09:40 AM
Can you skip going in that night? Or are the consultations mandatory?

That does seem really invasive.

Tsepmet1
09-10-2014, 09:42 AM
It's in the dressing room. "Optional" free consults.

My husband also asked if the guy would be paying me for that bullshit. XD