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Vyanka
12-14-2014, 09:33 PM
^^LMAO, mine was super loud too, like really loud and his hands were near on the butt cheeks so I know he felt it. It didn't stink tho, thank god! I always get gas toward the end of the night too but somehow I usually can keep um in, this guy tho was too rough, pulling my ass cheeks apart, couldn't help it, haha!

Lol. That should teach him.

michele11
12-14-2014, 11:31 PM
^ I got another Persian. I drove 2 hours and was going to work ( my gf said there was a club out there) but by the time the other lady( further away called) it was 6 and that club is only open til 2. I think this may have been a bad thing because Milan won't leave her alone. The poor little thing can't do anything he's been taunting her since I brought her in. Oh and if you want one that looks like a little boo I looked at a tortie. She was so little and reminded me of those designer poms. I ended up getting the black and white girl instead because the tortie was so little she didn't have much personality yet. Damn my ocd. I'm not going to be able to travel anywhere for fear he'll kill her. Ugh.

OliveJardin
12-15-2014, 01:20 AM
i did it to a guy once..and it was a super high-pitched loud one haha OMG so embarrassing..played it off like it was a queef, figured that was somehow better? lol

^Haha, I did that once as well....he seemed to believe me and was excited by it (lucky it didn't smell).

wednesday86
12-15-2014, 07:22 AM
Last night my husband came to my club. We acted like we didn't know each other...I introduced myself by my stage name, hustled him and he played along. He tipped me on stage, bought me a drink and bought a dance from me. (Hottest lap dance ever..talk about sexual tension.) We couldn't kiss or let on that we're together since husbands/boyfriends are prohibited. He just kept saying "You're so fucking hot...Omg you're so hot..." Whenever I had to get up and another girl sat on his lap I just watched and started laughing because he's so shy. We had so much fun. I snuck out early and we had crazy animal sex when I got home.

I'm sick today but still in a wonderful mood. :)

Aniela
12-15-2014, 01:59 PM
I am a little frustrated w/ myself today, over JEANS of all things. I have only one pair of what I would call 'nice' jeans -- aka girl jeans -- but they have splits in the thighs that I have already mended several times bc they are kinda poor quality & slightly small but the only size in the store when I bought them that I wasn't swimming in. I have three other pairs of jeans, but they are literally all 'guy' jeans that my dad hasn't worn in yrs, God only knows why he has kept them for so long. They get the job done, but they are too long & need to be hemmed, & not very flattering. I hate shopping anyway, but esp bc I am pretty small & sm times the stores don't have small enough sizes.

SnuffleUffleGrass
12-15-2014, 03:22 PM
I am a little frustrated w/ myself today, over JEANS of all things. I have only one pair of what I would call 'nice' jeans -- aka girl jeans -- but they have splits in the thighs that I have already mended several times bc they are kinda poor quality & slightly small but the only size in the store when I bought them that I wasn't swimming in. I have three other pairs of jeans, but they are literally all 'guy' jeans that my dad hasn't worn in yrs, God only knows why he has kept them for so long. They get the job done, but they are too long & need to be hemmed, & not very flattering. I hate shopping anyway, but esp bc I am pretty small & sm times the stores don't have small enough sizes.

Have you thought about checking out consignment stores? You can add to your jean collection without spending a ton. (I wear mine until they literally split.)

Aniela
12-15-2014, 03:28 PM
Have you thought about checking out consignment stores? You can add to your jean collection without spending a ton. (I wear mine until they literally split.)

Yeah I need to write that down ... I have thought of it but by the time I'm in town I completely forget, & I don't get out much.

I was more frustrated w/ myself bc I know it sounds really ungrateful to not be happy w/ what I've got. I can take them in, mostly, but nvr get around to it & just live in khakhis & yoga pants instead

SnuffleUffleGrass
12-15-2014, 03:36 PM
Buffalo Exchange is awesome b/c they only accept like-new items.

carmen_b
12-15-2014, 06:43 PM
Hot !!
Last night my husband came to my club. We acted like we didn't know each other...I introduced myself by my stage name, hustled him and he played along. He tipped me on stage, bought me a drink and bought a dance from me. (Hottest lap dance ever..talk about sexual tension.) We couldn't kiss or let on that we're together since husbands/boyfriends are prohibited. He just kept saying "You're so fucking hot...Omg you're so hot..." Whenever I had to get up and another girl sat on his lap I just watched and started laughing because he's so shy. We had so much fun. I snuck out early and we had crazy animal sex when I got home.

I'm sick today but still in a wonderful mood. :)

Elektra Luxx
12-16-2014, 06:32 AM
I'm so frustrated! I always leave the shopping for my parents gifts to the end because I can never figure out what to get them. My Mom likes things like gold jewelry, you know really expensive stuff and my Dad says "don't get me anything".

Selina M
12-16-2014, 10:42 AM
^ Ugh my parents are also hard to buy for. I got off easy this year, they just wanted a nice framed print of my college grad pictures (which are icky so I never bought any in the first place). Found them a couple small other things and bam.

Me, also Christmas related: I'm exercising a lot of control in order to not just spend all my $$ buying bf tons of random stuff. I looooove buying presents for people when I know what they want, and I have a long list of stuff for him. But I need to buy other friends things, haha.

michele11
12-17-2014, 06:22 PM
i confess that i hate I've become so impulsive. I use to take forever to buy thins now I just do it. I may have jumped the gun on another persian. She is exactly what I wanted. Lays on me, like to climd on my shoulder and sit there but it's 24/7 keeoing my other kitten form killing her. And last night I was getiting ready to relax and watch a movie a 1am I look and she had poop on her but. So I grab her( not knowing how she'll do in the bath). yeah that was fun. The whole time Milan just watched. My daughter went to bed ( probably pretending) and blow drying was the worst. I hurt my wrist just trying to get that done. And guess what today, same thing. My daughter bitched the whole time" I'm never getting a cat'. Mind you she wanted to take Milan when she moves out. She is such a love bug though. After her bath she climbed up and laid on me for a few hours. I had a toddler and can tell you that was easier. I don't know how I'm going to go on a work trip. though I really am open til march but I just took almost 3 months off so i don't wanna d that again.

Aniela
12-17-2014, 08:46 PM
My recruiter's been horribly irresponsible abt returning my phone calls this wk. I realise that he's got a couple dozen other recruits to deal w/, but I txted him twice in as many days, then had to call him four times today b4 I FINALLY got a response, by txt, answering only one of the two questions I had for him. The 2nd, unanswered question was concerning a meeting that's supposed to be tomor afternoon that I was asking if I need to show up for, & still haven't gotten an answer to it. JfC buddy, you've been in the service for 12yrs, you can do better than this :mad: I am thinking seriously abt blowing it off. There is construction in my neighbourhood right now, & sm of it is only three houses down (in the direction I need to go to leave the neighbourhood & go anywhere) & I am very tempted to just send him a few pics of all the machines & whatnot & say 'Sry I can't come to the meeting, I literally can't leave my street'

SnuffleUffleGrass
12-19-2014, 01:21 PM
Bizarre confessions today- last night a local celebrity came into the restaurant I work at & I did a double take. I kind of hate myself for doing this because when I was a stripper, I had no understanding of how it felt to be recognized in public by strip club customers. I hope I didn't make this girl feel weird. (The local celebrity does a lot of commercials for businesses so it's slightly weird to step in front of her and have my first thought be "I just saw you on TV last night")

I also had a weird memory from childhood- ever since I was a little kid I had a fascination with bars- I told my mom we should have a bar in the house. Like, I wasn't obsessed with drinking booze but I thought bars seemed "cool." I wonder if it was just noticing that drinking culture was "cool" to adults, or if there was more to it.

hmm

Tsepmet1
12-19-2014, 03:41 PM
Today I googled "how to be sexy".

:|

Aniela
12-19-2014, 07:30 PM
My sister is a regular paragon of hypocrisy, & until a few yrs ago she was going thru a rather stubborn 'at-home vegetarian' phase. Her mantra at the time was 'No eating anything w/ feelings in the house' but wouldn't turn down steak or lamb at a restaurant if sm1 else was paying for it. I found this tonite http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/botany/plants-feel-pain.htm & wish I had known abt it then so I could send it for no other reason than to antagonise her.

wednesday86
12-20-2014, 09:13 AM
Lately I've been spending all my free time on Zillow, looking at mansions and saving them to my favorites...I am already shopping for homes for when I am a millionaire. ;)

MyButter
12-20-2014, 01:20 PM
My husband is determined to cook today, but he can't figure out how to use the pressure cooker and is too egotistical to accept any help. He's literally been messing with the thing for about two hours now. I feel like his "spaghetti" will NEVER be ready :/

whirlerz
12-20-2014, 01:54 PM
My husband is determined to cook today, but he can't figure out how to use the pressure cooker and is too egotistical to accept any help. He's literally been messing with the thing for about two hours now. I feel like his "spaghetti" will NEVER be ready :/

Ha. Like the scene in Breakfast @ Tiffany's, when Holly exploded the p.c.

Me: sooo tired today

ava$
12-20-2014, 08:41 PM
Me and my dad had a falling out and its been very peaceful, I love him but he's just way too much. :/

ScarletKitten
12-20-2014, 11:33 PM
My sister is a regular paragon of hypocrisy, & until a few yrs ago she was going thru a rather stubborn 'at-home vegetarian' phase. Her mantra at the time was 'No eating anything w/ feelings in the house' but wouldn't turn down steak or lamb at a restaurant if sm1 else was paying for it. I found this tonite http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/botany/plants-feel-pain.htm & wish I had known abt it then so I could send it for no other reason than to antagonise her.

Yeah, that is definitely hypocritical of her to only eat meat outside her home. I don't understand that logic at all.

But, plants don't feel pain. At least not in the same way that organisms with a central nervous system do. I've been vegan for 9 years, so I've had this conversation over and over and over again. It's true that plants DO have distress signals. But they don't have central nervous systems. So any "pain" they may feel does not hold a candle to a cow being hacked alive piece by piece on the slaughterhouse line (yes that happens when the stun-gun workers use FAILS, or when they don't even bother using a stun-gun at all.) Also, plants don't have emotions like mammals do. I believe that plants have a certain level of consciousness, but compared to higher-thinking, higher-feeling animals, their awareness is just not the same. Besides, trees drop their ripe fruits all the time, pain-free. ;)

I confess I am sooooooo glad to be vegan.

Prettyglitter
12-21-2014, 04:20 AM
I would love to be vegetarian but I only lasted a week. :S

Aniela
12-21-2014, 06:23 AM
@SK I know they don't feel pain in the sense that animals/ppl do, but I stumbled on smtg referencing 'plants feeling pain' & was curious so I looked it up. Def a form of stress signal, & sm interesting experiments to measure those stress signals.

I would have just wanted to send it to her to piss her off, she's a bit too stuck on herself to grasp the possibility that she could be a hypocrite abt anything.

I am not *too much* against eating meat, we are omnivores after all, but the way the meat industry in general is conducted disgusts me. I think we should go Hannibal Lecter on those ppl until they make sm major changes to their procedures, but I'm known to be a little extreme that way :shrug: that's one of the good things abt Kosher slaughter -- none of that 'hacking to bits' + pumping full of additives bs, just a single quick cut across the throat, minimal pain, quick death.

audrey_k
12-21-2014, 02:07 PM
My boyfriend and I went on a trip just the two of us this weekend and it was so lovely. It's been a bit tense in the flat this week as he's having work issues, we are having serious disagreements about how neat the flat should be that has led to some really heated arguments (I am a self-admitted slob, not dirty just messy, and he is an OCD neat freak, and it's annoying to me to be cleaning a lot and beyond irritating when he complains about it not being neat enough) and I've been pretty ill all week (just super nauseous) which has been frustrating for both of us.

I'm leaving for LA tomorrow and he is going to visit his family the day after so we won't see each other for three weeks which feels like an eternity right now. It was really nice to eat good food, sleep in, wander around, drink lots of wine, and have tons of sex for a few days before we're separated for a while. Going to miss him so fucking much.

Selina M
12-21-2014, 07:38 PM
My confession is that we are probably going to kick out our roommate (since I'm pretty sure he did not actually sign our lease renewal).... so that we have enough room for another dog. We went to the animal shelter today for bf's brother, and instead ended up deciding to get a 3-legged German Shepherd. We already have a 45 lb. GSD/cattle dog mix and a cat, plus roommate and his cat... too crowded, someone needs to go.

In all fairness, we were planning to do something about roommate anyway; he gets drunk almost every night, sits on the living room floor and just drunkenly rambles about shit, which I HATE dealing with after work, and his cat pisses on EVERYTHING; ⅓ of the couch is soaked in piss from the little shit, and he ruined my Coach bag a few months ago. I'm also just over the roommate thing. I will gladly swap him and his cat for a 3-legged dog.

I'm not sure if I'm going to hell for kicking someone out, or if I'm getting karma points for adopting a disabled dog...

lynn2009
12-21-2014, 07:43 PM
I'm not sure if I'm going to hell for kicking someone out, or if I'm getting karma points for adopting a disabled dog...

Definitely karma points for adopting a disabled dog. Dude will get another apartment and he sounds like a pain in the ass anyway.

amberlly
12-22-2014, 12:12 AM
My vanilla job co-workers hate me. I'm bubbly and nice and work hard. I don't like them much either. #neednewjob

OliveJardin
12-22-2014, 02:02 AM
I confess that I have been eating and drinking way too much over the past three days to "treat myself" and compensate for not going home for X-mas (my friend who I haven't seen in years stayed with me for a few days and we basically went on a food safari!).

TransdimensionalPrincess
12-22-2014, 06:12 AM
http://youtu.be/XO_Y5lzSLZI

I can't stop singing Muppet Christmas Carol songs....

TransdimensionalPrincess
12-22-2014, 06:28 AM
http://youtu.be/ms0bGpv7zkg

I confess I don't have enough self control to not post ONE more...

It is the season of the heart
A special time of caring
The ways of love made clear
It is the season of the spirit
The message if we hear it
Is 'Make it last all year'

Tsepmet1
12-22-2014, 06:31 AM
I think I've hit that turning point in my life where my digestive track starts to go to shit. Last night I had some pizza and got major heartburn. Then I had a few drinks (not that many!) and I just woke up with a ridiculous hangover.

SweetJulia
12-22-2014, 11:53 AM
I think I've hit that turning point in my life where my digestive track starts to go to shit. Last night I had some pizza and got major heartburn. Then I had a few drinks (not that many!) and I just woke up with a ridiculous hangover.

NOT POSTING THIS AS A NURSE, but take an antacid, my GI track is way worse than that, you'd be surprised how much it helps.

My confession: I got all four cats matching New Years' outfits....................

michele11
12-22-2014, 12:07 PM
NOT POSTING THIS AS A NURSE, but take an antacid, my GI track is way worse than that, you'd be surprised how much it helps.

My confession: I got all four cats matching New Years' outfits....................

Where did you get them and will they wear them. I'd like to get some professional pics taken of mine. I'm worried about my gf. She messaged me here tht she got robbed at gun point and they took her car and everything. Between my best friend moving away and ignoring me and this I'm going to go into a darker depression.

michele11
12-22-2014, 12:09 PM
Oh and I confess...I've never seen heat. I stayed up until 5am because Robert Deniro turned me on so bad in the movie. I was so mad he walked away and why did he not use his 60 second rule and have to go kill that dude. I'm scared to age. I see stars in old movies looking like that and then see them today it's scary!

SweetJulia
12-22-2014, 12:13 PM
Where did you get them and will they wear them. I'd like to get some professional pics taken of mine. I'm worried about my gf. She messaged me here tht she got robbed at gun point and they took her car and everything. Between my best friend moving away and ignoring me and this I'm going to go into a darker depression.

So sorry to hear about your GF! I got them at Gabriel Brothers, but I think Big Lots has them,too.

princessonyx
12-22-2014, 01:11 PM
My 23rd birthday was on thursday. my ex-boyfriend (whom i have a very complicated relationship with unnecessarily) upset me the whole weekend with little reason.

i'm trying to be focused this year on myself by just making money and moving forward - but he won't let go, and frankly i'm not either if i'm honest. shit sucks.

~*SwanPrincess*~
12-22-2014, 01:14 PM
I introduced myself to someone at a Christmas party last night as my stage name. To make it even worse, I quickly corrected myself and the guy I was talking to looked totally confused.
Smooth.....:(

Selina M
12-22-2014, 01:52 PM
^ I always have to think for a sec at Starbucks, I always nearly blurt out my stage name. Doesn't help that my real and stage names rhyme.

Aniela
12-22-2014, 03:12 PM
^ I always have to think for a sec at Starbucks, I always nearly blurt out my stage name. Doesn't help that my real and stage names rhyme.

Whenever a stranger asks my name, if sm1 I know isn't there & I'm not going to see them again I usually use my work name.

I actually have a few friends in TX who only know my work name from that time, I nvr felt inclined to tell them my real name.

~*SwanPrincess*~
12-22-2014, 04:12 PM
Selina, even though mine don't rhyme, my real name and stage name both have 8 letters, three syllables and end in A. Tooo easy to slip up lol!!

OliveJardin
12-22-2014, 06:42 PM
My confession: I got all four cats matching New Years' outfits....................

^That's super cute! I confess that mine has a little Christmas stocking lol.

audrey_k
12-22-2014, 11:39 PM
I really hate saying good bye and being greeted by people I haven't seen in a long time, even when that person is my father. I just feel so awkward in both situations. You would think the latter would be exciting, but it just makes me super anxious. Sometimes I don't know how I did so well as an adult entertainer because my social skills are fucking atrocious.

OliveJardin
12-23-2014, 12:16 AM
Sometimes I don't know how I did so well as an adult entertainer because my social skills are fucking atrocious.

^Because you can "fake it" with strangers, it's hard to do that with close family and friends (especially because you don't want to). Good byes aren't fun, they are weird, I understand what you mean :(.

SnuffleUffleGrass
12-23-2014, 09:57 AM
Oh and I confess...I've never seen heat. I stayed up until 5am because Robert Deniro turned me on so bad in the movie. I was so mad he walked away and why did he not use his 60 second rule and have to go kill that dude. I'm scared to age. I see stars in old movies looking like that and then see them today it's scary!

Heat is pure awesome. BTW DeNiro parties a lot, that's kind of why he looks rough now. You should see the movie "15 Minutes"- he's great in it too.

ava$
12-23-2014, 10:13 AM
Cant stand how moody my bf can be, he woke up this morning bitching about everything, I didn't fold sheets, I left dishes in the sink, etc… Like wtf is wrong w him, bitches bitch!

michele11
12-23-2014, 10:46 AM
Heat is pure awesome. BTW DeNiro parties a lot, that's kind of why he looks rough now. You should see the movie "15 Minutes"- he's great in it too.

Never heard that. I know he's close to 70, pacino is but he's had a face lift. I thought he was hot in goodfells too but like Idk what it was about him in heat but omg. Still lusting for him. Though I'd never have a chance he doesn't date whit women. I can dream though. Haha. I'll have to watch that other movie. I hate how he's all comedy now. He's a gangster for life in my eyes.

SnuffleUffleGrass
12-23-2014, 01:53 PM
"Heat" is just an awesome movie with very little flaw to it. Another thing people don't know is Ashley Judd aced her role 100%- everything from the bad bleach job on her hair to her puffy face to her body language. People underestimate her b/c of her background but she is an awesome actress.

My confession- I have to go tanning b/c I am so fatigued from this winter weather where I live now. It's shameful to me, I know tanning beds are not healthy. But I feel terrible. I can barely get anything done today and it's almost XMas. I wanted to cook some nice things and having a nice holiday, I need energy to do that.

audrey_k
12-23-2014, 10:49 PM
My mum confronted me, finally, about getting my boobs done-- and it was such a surreal conversation. She got extremely sad and offended that I didn't think she would approve, and then the conversations turned to me explaining the difference between fillers and botox and why fillers would be a better solution for her problem, and telling her the quote she got from a plastic surgeon was ridiculous.

I feel perhaps I should have given her more credit, she has definitely become more open-minded, less judgmental, and less rigid over the last 5 years (though not enough to be anywhere near OK with stripping or escorting). And it's not something I could really hide from her for the rest of my life. But I seriously was not expecting this reaction whatsoever.

ScarletKitten
12-23-2014, 11:44 PM
Another thing people don't know is Ashley Judd aced her role 100%- everything from the bad bleach job on her hair to her puffy face to her body language. People underestimate her b/c of her background but she is an awesome actress.

I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE Ashley Judd! Have you seen her in "Double Jeopardy"? One of my favorite movies of all time. She kicks so much ass in that movie. I haven't seen her play in anything for a long time, though.

My confession for the day: I do NOT want to go back to stripping, like, EVER again. It makes me sick to my stomach thinking about going back in. But I have to until I can switch over to something else. I used to love stripping, now I cringe at the thought. :(

SnuffleUffleGrass
12-24-2014, 04:17 PM
I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE Ashley Judd! Have you seen her in "Double Jeopardy"? One of my favorite movies of all time. She kicks so much ass in that movie. I haven't seen her play in anything for a long time, though.

I need to re-watch that. Her performance in "Kiss The Girls" is excellent too.

I wish I could give you a hug regarding the stripping confession. I remember when I would go into work and just sit and glower at people. Burnout is so miserable and frustrating.