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michele11
02-11-2015, 07:38 PM
^Dear son. Haha.
kaninchen
02-11-2015, 09:13 PM
I've recently been lurking on this message board dedicated to long hair. Sometimes I'll read an entire thread and still have no clue what they're talking about because their posts are laced with all of these strange (to me) acronyms and blends.
Lol, Imagine our non-sexworker lurkers! Probably thinking to themselves: "What the hell is a bb?!"
"So I had just gone into the DR from a CR when the GM came in and was like, 'LE is on the lookout for girls who will agree to HJ/BJ/FS and OTC, so no funny business!'"
Reminds me of British English from Austin Powers!
xStacey
02-11-2015, 11:11 PM
I have a teacher who's so good looking and nice! He has gorgeous blue eyes and big muscular arms he likes to show off, even during the winter by wearing tight white tee shirts.
He's always available to his students, his e-mails are very complete, he replies at all time even at 1:30 in the morning and was available to answer last min questions even one hour before the mid-term exam started! There was a couple of experiments I did not understand and when I went to see him last week he actually sat down with me and explained everything for a whole hour! I've never had to ask that many questions before, I usually understand new material quickly... We still had a class today after the exam and I noticed that the more I stare at the screen instead of the teacher, the easier the material became...
xStacey
02-11-2015, 11:13 PM
Oh god I want to sleep with my teacher
Selina M
02-11-2015, 11:56 PM
Oh god I want to sleep with my teacher
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I love that you put that in 2 separate posts. Hahahahaha.
But seriously... you're legal, he's legal... I see nothing wrong with it. Go get 'em!
ScarletKitten
02-12-2015, 03:25 AM
I wish I could time-travel back to the 50's or early 60's and visit Marilyn Monroe. I would totally hang out with her and smoke her up. Imagine smokin' a jay with Marilyn Monroe! That poor girl was such an incredible person, and very intelligent, but the public only saw her as a sex symbol. I've been so obsessed with her lately. I really want to invent a time machine. Maybe the aliens already invented one?
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-12-2015, 09:41 AM
I wish I could time-travel back to the 50's or early 60's and visit Marilyn Monroe. I would totally hang out with her and smoke her up. Imagine smokin' a jay with Marilyn Monroe! That poor girl was such an incredible person, and very intelligent, but the public only saw her as a sex symbol. I've been so obsessed with her lately. I really want to invent a time machine. Maybe the aliens already invented one?
I have a secret obssession with Marilyn Monroe...I had a few huge framed posters of her even, but had to sell them when I got rid of my place.
Keep in mind for her hometown (Los Angeles) Marilyn wasn't the only kind of "wild young thang" around in that era. Her lifestyle was kind of typical for young starlets. In fact when she died her ex-husband Joe publicly stated that he blamed her "Hollywood friends" for her early death & barred them from her funeral. (Joe DiMaggio was from the San Francisco area like me so I am a fan of his too, lol.)
She was a smart cookie though. I'm glad she had such a glorious life and had a chance to shine brightly.
Tsepmet1
02-12-2015, 11:02 AM
I'm having a day of panic attacks. I need a hug. *cries into coffee*
charlie61
02-12-2015, 11:05 AM
I'm having a day of panic attacks. I need a hug. *cries into coffee*
Oh no! I have panic attacks, too. I once read a suggestion to watch the same (boring, relaxing, funny, predictable) movie over and over again if you're having a day filled with panic attacks. Just keep restarting it every time it ends. Cuddle up with a blanket and a cup of something hot (preferably herbal tea - caffeine can exacerbate PAs).
:hug:
Tsepmet1
02-12-2015, 11:09 AM
^ thanks. I'm actually looking at pictures of cats to calm myself down. Weird, right?
I lost my phone again this past weekend at work, mustve put it down for a second and turned around and it was gone. So mad.
I am having the itch to travel again, I am bored sitting in one spot this long, I miss my old spots too, damn, why couldn't I have just won the 500 million dollar power ball last night! LBS
charlie61
02-12-2015, 11:20 AM
^ thanks. I'm actually looking at pictures of cats to calm myself down. Weird, right?
Not weird at all, actually. Cute animal videos work, too (you can mute them if hearing voices is too stimulating).
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-12-2015, 11:31 AM
Funny confession- I just told off an essayist on a website devoted to waitstaff (I don't want to say which, my fb is linked to the comments now.) Basically the waiter wrote a long cruel essay about a Russian call girl coming in with her older client. The tone of the essay was so harsh and disgusting I told him off. I'm actually amazed the other restaurant workers who replied to me were as polite as they were.
The joke is on this jerk waiter- a couple years from now he'll be handing rent checks to a Russian female landlord or parking her Lexus in valet parking, I'm sure.... I've never met a successful person who could disparage people like he did & expect a decent tip. OH it also reminded me of a time when I went to dinner with my sugar daddy and our waiter was giving me a dirty look because of how obvious we looked...however I walked away from that dinner date with diamond earrings and a diamond pendant so I hadn't had the occasion to think of that night until now....lol....
kaninchen
02-12-2015, 11:53 AM
^ thanks. I'm actually looking at pictures of cats to calm myself down. Weird, right?
Nooo, never feel weird about preventing panic attacks! I google "orange kittens" if I start feeling panicky in public. *hug* Anyone who would think you're weird for holding off a panic attack by any method has obviously never had one!
simone87
02-12-2015, 12:07 PM
I wish I could time-travel back to the 50's or early 60's and visit Marilyn Monroe. I would totally hang out with her and smoke her up. Imagine smokin' a jay with Marilyn Monroe! That poor girl was such an incredible person, and very intelligent, but the public only saw her as a sex symbol. I've been so obsessed with her lately. I really want to invent a time machine. Maybe the aliens already invented one?
i feel the same way about lillian gish, mary pickford, and vincent price!! what i wouldn't give to meet them, or nikola tesla/edgar allan poe/way too many to name. i'm so obsessed with the past lol
charlie61
02-12-2015, 12:10 PM
^ thanks. I'm actually looking at pictures of cats to calm myself down. Weird, right?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm trapped in an obsessive anxiety loop where I'm just flipping between Facebook and stripperweb. Come one, come all, real live crazy person on display in the living room!! Form a line for optimal viewing pleasure...
Tsepmet1
02-12-2015, 12:58 PM
^ Preach it.
Tsepmet1
02-12-2015, 01:03 PM
For all of my panic-attack-anxiety-having-bleh ladies today:
http://cutestlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sea_lion_hugging_penguin1.jpg
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-12-2015, 01:04 PM
Funny confession- I just told off an essayist on a website devoted to waitstaff (I don't want to say which, my fb is linked to the comments now.) Basically the waiter wrote a long cruel essay about a Russian call girl coming in with her older client. The tone of the essay was so harsh and disgusting I told him off. I'm actually amazed the other restaurant workers who replied to me were as polite as they were.
The joke is on this jerk waiter- a couple years from now he'll be handing rent checks to a Russian female landlord or parking her Lexus in valet parking, I'm sure.... I've never met a successful person who could disparage people like he did & expect a decent tip. OH it also reminded me of a time when I went to dinner with my sugar daddy and our waiter was giving me a dirty look because of how obvious we looked...however I walked away from that dinner date with diamond earrings and a diamond pendant so I hadn't had the occasion to think of that night until now....lol....
Ohhhhhh post script to this post- so now several waitresses and a few waiters stalked my fb because of my verbal dressing down of this rude ass waiter & they called me "a gold digger" and a person without morals after checking out my fb page. LOL Damn fucking straight. Being a gold digger and hard hustler got me out of the ghetto and into a mostly paid off house, diamonds and a luxury sedan. It wasn't my intent to anger all those wait staff people who read the essay as well...but the heck with them. BTW I respect waitstaff & tip well or I don't go out to eat (even less now that I am dieting.) It's just funny to see acidic butt hurt aimed at me because I made thousands a weekend dancing on a table when some of these people make less for waiting on tables. Don't hate the player...hate the game..LOL
kaninchen
02-12-2015, 02:13 PM
LOL Damn fucking straight. Being a gold digger and hard hustler got me out of the ghetto and into a mostly paid off house, diamonds and a luxury sedan.
http://replygif.net/i/570.gif
A+ SnuffleUffleGrass! Show 'em how it's done!
ScarletKitten
02-12-2015, 03:33 PM
Don't hate the player...hate the game..LOL
OMG, this is signature worthy! Preach, girl! Gold-diggers unite! haha :)
BTW, Ryan Gosling is a handsome bastard. I'm lovin' that gif right now :heartbeat
michele11
02-12-2015, 03:49 PM
Don't come for me unless I send for you. Lol.
Kellydancer
02-12-2015, 05:44 PM
i feel the same way about lillian gish, mary pickford, and vincent price!! what i wouldn't give to meet them, or nikola tesla/edgar allan poe/way too many to name. i'm so obsessed with the past lol
I love silent movies and every time I watch one I wonder how life was for the actresses back then. It must have been glamorous being the original actresses and being admired by everyone.
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-12-2015, 06:14 PM
I love silent movies and every time I watch one I wonder how life was for the actresses back then. It must have been glamorous being the original actresses and being admired by everyone.
I read a biography of Clara Bow. She was basically a lady straight out of F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby." Those times were cruel to women but honestly it was hard for everyone. If you really wanna be horrified read about what the Great Depression did to people, not even factoring in the hardship of World War 2. (There's a reason Gramps and Grandmother expected a lot out of you...)
Related note- HBO's "Boardwalk Empire" is really good about showing all the avenues women had in society in the 1920s, and all the consequences of each path. Marty Scorcese is a God among men.
wednesday86
02-12-2015, 07:14 PM
So I've been seriously thinking about going back to school this fall full time for anthropology...it's always been a fantasy of mine..but then I wonder if I should even bother because what if my stripping career bites me in the ass when I graduate and actually try to use said degree. I'm enjoying my photography class and my instructor thinks I'm very talented at portraits. So I wonder if I should just stick with that? Why am I 29 years old and still confused about what I want to be when I grow up? This is the thing I hate the most about myself. I constantly change my mind and that's why I've been in college off and on for 10 years without a degree and why I'm still working on the pole. Lord help me!
michele11
02-12-2015, 08:25 PM
My ex is getting ridiculous. I'm coming there. No your not I'm leaving to work and I've had depression and need to get better. That's why you need me in your life. Don't you remember all the good times. Blah, blah. I only jsck off to porn stars that remind me of you. Lol get this he says Anina ucitis is like a mix between you and Katrina ( my old best friend) I watch ad it's like fucking you bioth. Like I've never talked to an ex after we broke up but he just left when I was at the gym and I never really had closure. i'm past that now and wouldn't mind talking to him f he could just be normal. Just crazy.
zoezoebelle
02-13-2015, 07:38 AM
I've had so many customers beg to eat me out for money, and three of them even begged to eat out my ass (this is after working a grand total of 5 shifts!) and it's like... kind of hard to say no sometimes. xD It's like if I were a guy and surrounded by woman saying, "Pleeease let me suck your dick! I'll pay you!" Like shit, I love my boyfriend, but that's a tough thing to turn down lol. Am I the only nympho who thinks about it?
chickchick8182
02-13-2015, 08:46 AM
I finally got my tax return, so I ordered a bunch of new toys and a new cam off amazon. I feel like it's Christmas morning and I'm pretty much just camped out at the front door waiting for the delivery guy to get here instead of doing all the crap I need to do today.
wednesday86
02-13-2015, 09:45 AM
I've had so many customers beg to eat me out for money, and three of them even begged to eat out my ass (this is after working a grand total of 5 shifts!) and it's like... kind of hard to say no sometimes. xD It's like if I were a guy and surrounded by woman saying, "Pleeease let me suck your dick! I'll pay you!" Like shit, I love my boyfriend, but that's a tough thing to turn down lol. Am I the only nympho who thinks about it?
I'm very sexual but all the guys who ask for that are ugly as fuck so it just grosses me out. It's never hotties asking to do it. And who knows if they're even any good? I've had more guys who were horrible at eating me out than ones who could actually get me off. (Edit: in life not in the club! lol)
wednesday86
02-13-2015, 09:52 AM
I have this fantasy of just hopping on a plane and going somewhere remote like rural China or Myanmar. I am so bored with my surroundings and it's so crowded. I just want to escape.
MyButter
02-13-2015, 10:09 AM
I feel so sad for my indigenous South American brethren. Learning about how some of these tribes only have a handful of members left because they were massacred by loggers or farmers over land rights makes me sick.
SweetJulia
02-13-2015, 10:12 AM
I get so annoyed and have to leave the area when girls are chatting about sex and all the orgasms they have. No one has ever made me come nor can I manage it during sex/in the presence of a partner. :'(
I was kinda like that for a while.Don't want to put REALLY intimate details on a public forum, but there's a method or two I can recommend if you pm me.
Selina M
02-13-2015, 10:24 AM
I'm very sexual but all the guys who ask for that are ugly as fuck so it just grosses me out. It's never hotties asking to do it. And who knows if they're even any good? I've had more guys who were horrible at eating me out than ones who could actually get me off. (Edit: in life not in the club! lol)
Ditto. Ugh. And that's a pretty personal thing, idk... like I would sooner fuck a stranger than give them a blow job and vice versa. Something about mouths to genitals is way more intimate to me than sex for some reason.
Also, you know they are only asking to do it because it'll get THEM going, which is selfish, which is a turn-off.
michele11
02-13-2015, 10:49 AM
I finally got my tax return, so I ordered a bunch of new toys and a new cam off amazon. I feel like it's Christmas morning and I'm pretty much just camped out at the front door waiting for the delivery guy to get here instead of doing all the crap I need to do today.
I love this. I'm glad since I've been off I forgot my paypal password and can't go on Ebay. I get so addicted I was going on there like 7 hours a day and one day it took me 4 hours to look at 10,000 gucci purses. I was buying things like crazy since it's linked to one f my savings. I found my info to send them so they can send my password but I haven't done it because I know what will happen. It's such a high especially if you're depressed.
michele11
02-13-2015, 10:56 AM
I get so annoyed and have to leave the area when girls are chatting about sex and all the orgasms they have. No one has ever made me come nor can I manage it during sex/in the presence of a partner. :'(
How old are you? A lot is about letting go and relaxing. Don't feel bad my sister told me the the other day she didn't start having them from sex until she turned 40 and only 30% of woman have them from intercourse. If you have a patient partner experiment. I find it's easiest for me missionary and they have to do the same way for like 20 min. which is hard for a guy. I f they just move a little I lose it. Maybe start a thread. I bet you'd get some good advise/ responses.
charlie61
02-13-2015, 11:03 AM
How old are you? A lot is about letting go and relaxing. Don't feel bad my sister told me the the other day she didn't start having them from sex until she turned 40 and only 30% of woman have them from intercourse. If you have a patient partner experiment. I find it's easiest for me missionary and they have to do the same way for like 20 min. which is hard for a guy. I f they just move a little I lose it. Maybe start a thread. I bet you'd get some good advise/ responses.
Please do start a thread! I know I'd have something to contribute (about how we Hitachi / bodywand addicts might have our vibrators partly to blame!).
michele11
02-13-2015, 11:17 AM
I don't wanna start one but she should. I use my finger when I get off. lol. I never used a vibrtor. my sister does. Ok I'll do a confession so not to thread jack. I posted a meme on my sisters facebook wall. It said something like" I eat cheese 3 times a day, watch netlix and have orgasams 3 times a day but when my friends do it there in love but I;m depressed. Lol. My sister said" Haha. I light up one , turn on archer on netflix and get aqainted with my vibrator. My mom comments" you the hell are you two" . Lol.
michele11
02-13-2015, 11:19 AM
Oh and she also said and when i'm not alone it's a booty call. It doesn;t mean I'm in love. Lafao. My mom must be motified of her girls.
Kellydancer
02-13-2015, 11:46 AM
I read a biography of Clara Bow. She was basically a lady straight out of F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby." Those times were cruel to women but honestly it was hard for everyone. If you really wanna be horrified read about what the Great Depression did to people, not even factoring in the hardship of World War 2. (There's a reason Gramps and Grandmother expected a lot out of you...)
Related note- HBO's "Boardwalk Empire" is really good about showing all the avenues women had in society in the 1920s, and all the consequences of each path. Marty Scorcese is a God among men.
Yeah the Depression was horrific. My grandparents were children during it and would talk about things like not enough food. My grandfathers were both okay but my one grandmother (my other was born and raised in England)would talk about eating anything they could find. The time right before the stock market crash (when Gatsby was a symbol)is a time that fascinates me because it seems looking now that they were celebrating something that was about to turn horrible. I know it was a time where women were getting some freedom (especially the flappers)but then it turned again during the Depression and of course turned again during WW2 and right after. I've never seen Boardwalk Empire but I'll have to see if I can get that on DVD (I get lots of movies and television from the library).
zoezoebelle
02-13-2015, 12:40 PM
I'm very sexual but all the guys who ask for that are ugly as fuck so it just grosses me out. It's never hotties asking to do it. And who knows if they're even any good? I've had more guys who were horrible at eating me out than ones who could actually get me off. (Edit: in life not in the club! lol)
Lol yeah, a lot of them are kind of unattractive... I dunno, I guess I really am a skank rofl. To be honest I've had fuck buddies who were older and unattractive just because the sex was good. You're right, they'd probably suck at it. I guess I don't really see mouth-to-genitals as sex any more than grinding is. But I don't want to cheat on my boyfriend or get fired. Damn my relentless sex drive. xD
chickchick8182
02-13-2015, 01:12 PM
I love this. I'm glad since I've been off I forgot my paypal password and can't go on Ebay. I get so addicted I was going on there like 7 hours a day and one day it took me 4 hours to look at 10,000 gucci purses. I was buying things like crazy since it's linked to one f my savings. I found my info to send them so they can send my password but I haven't done it because I know what will happen. It's such a high especially if you're depressed.
I feel you. I used to have a major spending addiction in my twenties. It was ridiculous, I bought shit I in no way shape or form needed. Almost killed my marriage over it multiple times. I'm better with it now thank goodness, but I still feel that rush when the package gets here, even if it's not something for me!
Selina M
02-13-2015, 01:34 PM
I think I'm sabotaging my relationship. Never did I act like the stereotypical irrational woman until lately.
I just got upset because we went to one store and he goes "wait a sec", then runs into the Massage Envy next door. He bought part of my Vday present in front of me and made me wait in the car to do it. It's bad enough I already knew he was planning to go to the mall later (and what, wander around until he finds either jewelry/perfume/some other non-creative gift you can get at a mall?). It just pissed me off because I've been working on his gift for 3 months and it's still not done, and I feel like zero thought was put into mine. So yeah, I got upset and he went "I tried to do something nice and you have no reason to be mad", which did not help.
Every time we fight, he gets bolder about telling me I'M wrong, and one of these days he's gonna be over it. But I can't stop getting annoyed at stuff like this. I think I have a valid reason to be mad each time, but I do turn it into a bigger thing than it needs to be.
Kellydancer
02-13-2015, 02:00 PM
I'm very sexual but all the guys who ask for that are ugly as fuck so it just grosses me out. It's never hotties asking to do it. And who knows if they're even any good? I've had more guys who were horrible at eating me out than ones who could actually get me off. (Edit: in life not in the club! lol)
I know this one younger guy who is attractive that wants to eat me out and I am seriously considering it. It wouldn't be for any relationship (He's not looking for one and is over 15 years younger than me)but could be fun. However, once you get older the men who seemed to want to do this are ugly. I'm not talking about relationships, I'm talking the men who mentioned this on dating sites were all either extremely ugly or extremely obese or both. Then again the men who were interested in serious relationships on dating sites obviously got hit by the ugly bus because they were the ugliest men I have ever seen (think Frankenstein and Quasimodo had a baby).
lol1337a
02-13-2015, 05:25 PM
I confess -- I'm currently wearing a pink, plush, head to toe.. ONESIE WITH FEETSIES AND A HOOD ^_^
I got it as a gag gift but it's so fucking warm. I've been literally prancing around the apartment asking my SO if he'll ever fuck me again, if he'll ever respect me again... Surprisingly he doesn't give a fuck.
michele11
02-13-2015, 06:17 PM
Hahahaha. I have a breeder friend on facebook I've been thinking about deleting she's so uppity. so long story short I call this breeder in florida and we talk and low and behold her best friend is this breeder I may delete. I wake up today and she tried to call me. Long story short they have a private group where they gossip about everybody and they want to add me. Haha. they they are trying to out my friend with CFA because they say she's un scrupulous but , no she just has nocer cats than them. Too funny so now I'm going to be apart of all the gossip of the Persian cat world as well as the stripper world and those woman are ruthless. Lol.
whirlerz
02-13-2015, 06:32 PM
YeaH^.
So, after a week long of looking thru various health plans, & which ones my Dr's take,@ which locations they're taken I settle on one. I called on the phone & signed up.
Except, he signed me for a family health plan w/tax credit, after I specifically asked for individual plan w/no tax credit, & dental, which I didn't get. I had sent a priority mail money order for payment, & they also screwed up the amount, but I sent the right amount.
After emailing & getting nowhere to get my dental added on, I had to run to the library, print out 5 pages of the dental plan, & fax it to them, which they did not acknowledge, even though I sent another email.
Reeeallly pissed here, having to do someone's job, & run around to do it.:(
amberlly
02-13-2015, 10:06 PM
^^how are some admin people so clueless? Ugh especially annoying when it concerns money.
I just bumped into an old 'friend'. We had this really awkward my cheeks are hurting from fake smiling conversation about how fabulous everything is. I used to believe we were close and put up with her constant cancelling, condensation and emotional retardation.
I now know better - she proposed a catch up. HAH! I didn't take the bait. She disagrees with everything I believe in. Not seeing her again would be a relief. (I didn't realise how much i dislike her until now).
amberlly
02-13-2015, 10:39 PM
sex work is teaching me I tolerate way to many people I don't even like. I just pretend too
ScarletKitten
02-14-2015, 02:05 AM
I feel so sad for my indigenous South American brethren. Learning about how some of these tribes only have a handful of members left because they were massacred by loggers or farmers over land rights makes me sick.
I think we should raise an army to go over there and fight the loggers & whoever else is destroying the environment. The indigenous people deserve to be respected & left alone! I am dead serious about this. One day I plan on living in South America anyway.
OliveJardin
02-14-2015, 03:46 AM
I confess that I am watching a marathon of If You Are The One (a Chinese Dating show) with my cat on Valentines Day. It's been a peaceful day lol.