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amberlly
02-22-2015, 06:50 PM
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ava$
02-22-2015, 09:42 PM
I quit my club last night. I wasn't planning on it. It was extremely dead and after 4 hours I had only done one topless dance...but I was tipsy from old perverts buying me drinks (and then feeling entitled to feel up on me.) I ended up grabbing this old man by the dick and pinching it really hard because he pinched my nipple and it pissed me off. Yes it hurt him and fuck that guy. He's lucky I didn't break his neck. Then I sat down by myself after getting rejected by all 5 guys in the room and I just couldn't stay there another second. I realized that for the last month I haven't been able to work without getting drunk. I made good money last weekend but felt disgusted and traumatized because my last customer licked my nipple. WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE MY NIPPLES ALONE??!! Now I can't even stand for my husband to touch my boobs. Anyway I am completely burnt out and just never want to see that club again. It wasn't the worst club in the world but I'm sick of it. I cleaned out my locker and walked out. The manager yelled and asked where I was going and I just kept walking, didn't answer. I have no idea what I'm going to do now other than take a nice long break.

lol, u left without tipping out?? If its the management Im thinking it is, (nickel and dimers) I bet they were super mad, makes me lol. Good for u tho, theres other clubs u can go to that are much better than that anyways. Sounds like the place has really gone down hill.

ava$
02-22-2015, 09:45 PM
My confession, I did a cam show which I am new to the other night after work and I didn't like how the light in my room highlighted all my flaws, I read something on here about using red light bulbs to hide flaws but what do u do just put them in a lamp? IDK I'm super new at this cam thing, also, I kept getting the angles all wrong while I was doing shows, where my ass wasn't even on the screen, etc. I guess u just get better as time goes on, but for now its awkward..oh well.

ScarletKitten
02-23-2015, 12:10 AM
I haven't worked in a week. I am going to work tomorrow night, which is a Monday. I hope to Goddess that I make my goal. I'm moving out of state soon, so I need as much money as possible! I have become a MONEY-HUNGRY bitch. I need to be a money-hungry, dancing-machine bitch who is unstoppable, relentless, and never gives up.

I just had to convince my husband to charge more for his martial arts classes. His mind is still stuck on the "poverty mindset" - so I convinced him to charge more per class. He's afraid he wouldn't be able to get students. So I told him, "only the ones who can afford it are the ones who sign up. Those are the ones you want anyway. You're doing this for the money." I was never like this. But after becoming a stripper, my mentality about money has completely changed. I want alot of money, not just a little to barely scrape by. I'm tired of living like that. I was a "subsistence stripper". I didn't get into this just to barely scrape by. I'm determined to work alot more and get out of this shitty life I've been enduring for way too long.

amberlly
02-23-2015, 04:16 AM
I'm staying w my family at the moment. Feeling smothered. I just want to do my own thing.

Selina M
02-23-2015, 05:27 AM
Sometimes I really don't like girls on this site. I hate when I post something in one thread, and someone carries it over into another thread and twists it around, then tries to give advice not pertaining to the current thread. I hate when I ask for advice and multiple people start posts with "Selina," and then have a list of what NOT to do like they're admonishing a child.
I'm a big girl stripper, I've been successfully doing this for quite some time, and just because how I normally do things is not what they would consider the best way does not make my way wrong or inefficient or what have you.

SweetJulia
02-23-2015, 06:41 AM
This is so horrible, but I was driving in the snow yesterday and got my period in bumper to bumper traffic on the highway. There was this creepy truck driver next to me and he saw me put a tampon in. I mean, he didn't see any anatomy,but it wasn't my proudest moment. Actually, hell-I'm sure it's a fetish and, as far as I'm concerned, he owes me money.

wednesday86
02-23-2015, 09:51 AM
lol, u left without tipping out?? If its the management Im thinking it is, (nickel and dimers) I bet they were super mad, makes me lol. Good for u tho, theres other clubs u can go to that are much better than that anyways. Sounds like the place has really gone down hill.

actually I did tip out the dj early, just so he would play the music I wanted because for the last month that's the only way they will play what you ask. Now I wish I kept my $15. Lol! No one else got tipped though & you're right. The bouncers, djs, etc are thirsty as hell. They want tips just for showing up and standing around. God forbid I actually sell a clean CR...they still have their hand out after the club has taken 60% $ from my room. Not one of them has EVER helped me sell a room btw. I do it all alone, then tip them for ???????? I'm over it

SnuffleUffleGrass
02-23-2015, 09:53 AM
my confession: I cannot relate to 99% of other women and I don't know how to talk to them. I hate small talk. Gossip is boring. If there's nothing interesting to say I don't say anything. This was especially torturous when I went out with my husband and his friends (both male and female) last night. I only connected with one woman who I found out later is a 'butch' lesbian, (so I'm guessing her brain is wired a bit more like a man's.) I don't know how much truth there is to those MyersBriggs personality tests but I'm a textbook INTJ.

There's a lot of truth to this. Some women just have a more take-charge attitude OR the ability to adapt beyond what one would term the "average female." (Kind of like what makes one woman able to strip for a living, and another woman to be too unable to even consider that as an option in her life.) I actually don't want to say much more b/c I work with mostly females at my day job & I find the average "basic bitch" to be the reason why no one respects American women.

wednesday86
02-23-2015, 10:09 AM
There's a lot of truth to this. Some women just have a more take-charge attitude OR the ability to adapt beyond what one would term the "average female." (Kind of like what makes one woman able to strip for a living, and another woman to be too unable to even consider that as an option in her life.) I actually don't want to say much more b/c I work with mostly females at my day job & I find the average "basic bitch" to be the reason why no one respects American women.

Yeah that's the reason I hang out on this site so much. I think most of the women here are more interesting and we can all relate to each other on some level. I literally have one close female friend that I'm connected with, who thinks more like I do. We talk about work, hobbies, future plans and goals. Most women I've met talk about other women, their kids (I have a kid but talking about kids bores me) or their clothes/hair/makeup. I've actually had to plan out "gossip" to discuss with my friend that does my hair so that there isn't awkward silence when I hang out with her. Gossip bores me but I know she loves it so I play along. I just try to get her talking so that I don't have to say much lol. Pretty sad

SnuffleUffleGrass
02-23-2015, 10:17 AM
Yeah that's the reason I hang out on this site so much. I think most of the women here are more interesting and we can all relate to each other on some level. I literally have one close female friend that I'm connected with, who thinks more like I do. We talk about work, hobbies, future plans and goals. Most women I've met talk about other women, their kids (I have a kid but talking about kids bores me) or their clothes/hair/makeup. I've actually had to plan out "gossip" to discuss with my friend that does my hair so that there isn't awkward silence when I hang out with her. Gossip bores me but I know she loves it so I play along. I just try to get her talking so that I don't have to say much lol. Pretty sad

I also think women are the prime victims of our current economy & the average female feels more helpless than the average female did in her mother's generation.... For example the cost of having kids & daycare is so high in the US, women either have to delay starting families OR live at a lower standard to form a family (especially if they are single mothers or get divorced.) The media doesn't help anything either. In short the women I am surrounded by currently seem to be boiling in bitterness and always stressed out. Even if I was "basic bitch" like them I still wouldn't want the friendship of most of them because they are so.......lame.

Tsepmet1
02-23-2015, 10:40 AM
My confession is that I'm going to go broke shopping at Whole Foods. I just want everything.

The whole foods where I just moved has fresh seafood AND they sell wine in the store. I just spent $200 when I usually spend $70 per trip. Whoops.

Selina M
02-23-2015, 10:45 AM
I've actually had to plan out "gossip" to discuss with my friend that does my hair so that there isn't awkward silence when I hang out with her.

Omg me too! If my friend does mine, I have to gossip (and she NEVER leaves her house but wants reports on everyone we know), and if a salon girl does it, I have to answer the usual small talk questions. Same with nail places. I kinda like doing that stuff, but I can't stand talking to the stylist/techs about the normal "basic bitch" stuff they expect women to chat about.

Kellydancer
02-23-2015, 10:45 AM
I also think women are the prime victims of our current economy & the average female feels more helpless than the average female did in her mother's generation.... For example the cost of having kids & daycare is so high in the US, women either have to delay starting families OR live at a lower standard to form a family (especially if they are single mothers or get divorced.) The media doesn't help anything either. In short the women I am surrounded by currently seem to be boiling in bitterness and always stressed out. Even if I was "basic bitch" like them I still wouldn't want the friendship of most of them because they are so.......lame.

I don't have kids but most women I know do and I find I don't have much in common with them because of it. Most of them seem to lose their identity when they have kids and it's so sad. A lot of them resent their life and take it out on women like me. It seems like for so many women who have kids the options are to cater to them and the man, work and have an equal relationship or have a kid without an involved dad. Only the second one sounds okay but for many women still a fantasy. I can't help but wonder if these men would change if the women expected them to do their fair share.

michele11
02-23-2015, 10:46 AM
^ I love their desserts!

michele11
02-23-2015, 10:47 AM
Omg me too! If my friend does mine, I have to gossip (and she NEVER leaves her house but wants reports on everyone we know), and if a salon girl does it, I have to answer the usual small talk questions. Same with nail places. I kinda like doing that stuff, but I can't stand talking to the stylist/techs about the normal "basic bitch" stuff they expect women to chat about.

That's what I need to do make hair app. Thanks guys. I'm sitting here going I know I need to make an app for something.

Tsepmet1
02-23-2015, 10:50 AM
^ I love their desserts!



I totally bought a piece of pie while I was there today.

Aurora_Sunset
02-23-2015, 10:54 AM
I used the term "basic bitch" the other day to precisely describe the "normal womanly" mindset of "marriage, babies, house in the suburbs, gossiping about other people - what else is there to talk about?" and I felt bad saying it, because it sounded so degrading and insulting. I'm really happy to see other people using the term.

I also absolutely hate getting my hair done because of the pressure to small-talk about things I don't care about with a virtual stranger. It's not that I can't "girly gossip" or lament about boys or other inane topics - but I only do it with close friends. I will never understand the inclination to tell your life story to someone you just met. I'm so happy that I've found a nail place where the technicians ask me how I am, if I want my nails cut down, and then they just let me watch the TV. Love that place.

simone87
02-23-2015, 10:57 AM
i always thought the term basic bitch meant somebody who has expensive but run-of-the-mill tastes..like a girl who wear uggs and owns coach bags lolol, i think my terminology is off…

Aurora_Sunset
02-23-2015, 10:59 AM
i always thought the term basic bitch meant somebody who has expensive but run-of-the-mill tastes..like a girl who wear uggs and owns coach bags lolol, i think my terminology is off…

haha I don't know if there's really a "right" way to use it. When I said it, I just kinda threw it out there without considering if it had another meaning or even meant the same thing to other people as it did to me - it just sounded right. And insulting. And I was angry, so I wanted it to sound insulting lol

Tsepmet1
02-23-2015, 10:59 AM
^ I own ugg boots and a coach purse. Hahahahaha

simone87
02-23-2015, 11:05 AM
i own ugg boots, those things are comfy!
anyways my confession is that i've about had it with my "best friend" and her POS little 35 year old man child boyfriend.
i'm always getting calls ( have been for the past year now, because that's about the first time he cheated on her) and what did she do? lets move in together!! yeah!
and when he treats her like shit, she cowers in a corner and keeps her mouth shut like a good little girl. i just want to grab her by the shoulders and shake the fuck out of her and say " people treat you how you ALLOW them to treat you. stop being so scared of a fight when all he does is treat you like a piece of dog shit anyways. stand up for yourself goddamnit!". i just can't with her anymore, its embarrassing...

kaninchen
02-23-2015, 11:25 AM
My confession, I did a cam show which I am new to the other night after work and I didn't like how the light in my room highlighted all my flaws, I read something on here about using red light bulbs to hide flaws but what do u do just put them in a lamp? IDK I'm super new at this cam thing, also, I kept getting the angles all wrong while I was doing shows, where my ass wasn't even on the screen, etc. I guess u just get better as time goes on, but for now its awkward..oh well.

I don't cam but I have an LED strip light in my bedroom and the red setting is indeed super-duper flattering. It's like foundation and contouring for your LIFE! You can get one at Home Depot for like $30, plug it in, and just keep it near you. LEDs aren't hot so you could rest it on your carpet and it would be safe.

Tsepmet1
02-23-2015, 11:29 AM
My confession, I did a cam show which I am new to the other night after work and I didn't like how the light in my room highlighted all my flaws, I read something on here about using red light bulbs to hide flaws but what do u do just put them in a lamp? IDK I'm super new at this cam thing, also, I kept getting the angles all wrong while I was doing shows, where my ass wasn't even on the screen, etc. I guess u just get better as time goes on, but for now its awkward..oh well.

I bought this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00FFJ3QNO/ref=s9_top_hm_b3OSmyZ_g421_i22

And now my lighting is always on point.

ava$
02-23-2015, 11:29 AM
That's what I need to do make hair app. Thanks guys. I'm sitting here going I know I need to make an app for something.

I was thinking I wanna make an app too but how do u do it? I wouldn't even know where to start… Then how do u get it to show up on everyone's play store on smartphones? An app would be so cool

ava$
02-23-2015, 11:34 AM
I bought this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00FFJ3QNO/ref=s9_top_hm_b3OSmyZ_g421_i22

And now my lighting is always on point.

This looks like one of those professional lights they use in photographs, do u put a red-light in the bulb angle it behind the camera I guess? I don't use any fancy camera either, just my macbook cam that came on the computer..

ava$
02-23-2015, 11:35 AM
I bought this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00FFJ3QNO/ref=s9_top_hm_b3OSmyZ_g421_i22

And now my lighting is always on point.

This looks like one of those professional lights they use in photographs, do u put a red-light in the bulb angle it behind the camera I guess? I don't use any fancy camera either, just my macbook cam that came on the computer..

Selina M
02-23-2015, 11:35 AM
haha I don't know if there's really a "right" way to use it. When I said it, I just kinda threw it out there without considering if it had another meaning or even meant the same thing to other people as it did to me - it just sounded right. And insulting. And I was angry, so I wanted it to sound insulting lol

There's videos making fun of "basic bitches", where they're the girls who get excited for pumpkin spice lattes, wear yoga pants and uggs, does zumba/pilates... basically the precursor to a soccer mom.
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/jackalope/2014/04/basic_bitch_dating_signs.php?page=2

"In contrast to the bad bitch and the boss bitch"... hahaha.

Tsepmet1
02-23-2015, 11:38 AM
This looks like one of those professional lights they use in photographs, do u put a red-light in the bulb angle it behind the camera I guess? I don't use any fancy camera either, just my macbook cam that came on the computer..


I don't use a red light, the umbrella thingies soften the light, so you're lit up, but not harsh. You can get both this lighting set and an hd cam for $150ish. It's a great investment and it's tax deductible.

Kellydancer
02-23-2015, 11:42 AM
Never heard the term basic bitch but I love it. Ugh I hate those women. I'm way too much of a free spirit and prefer to hang out with childless women and men versus the women who want the typical suburban life. Couldn't care less about shoes I'd rather discuss technology.

ava$
02-23-2015, 11:43 AM
Thanks girl, thats not bad at all, do u actually notice a difference in how u look with an hd camera?

Tsepmet1
02-23-2015, 11:49 AM
Thanks girl, thats not bad at all, do u actually notice a difference in how u look with an hd camera?

With the lighting and cam I notice a huuuuge difference. I was even able to charge high prices on SM without people complaining as soon as I upgraded, even though I was new.

ava$
02-23-2015, 11:52 AM
^^Oh good, I'm gonna have to try this, which brand of a cam is best? And are there any that can fallow ur movements? I hate how ill do some crazy move and then my body is outta view and I gotta keep adjusting it.. Also, do they take still pictures too that look better?

kaninchen
02-23-2015, 12:01 PM
basically the precursor to a soccer mom.


That is the perfect way to define a basic bitch and also I think this is probably the most devastating forecast for any young woman. It's essentially saying, "Your future is to have no future." Oh god ... brb getting a hysterectomy.

SnuffleUffleGrass
02-23-2015, 12:13 PM
Never heard the term basic bitch but I love it. Ugh I hate those women. I'm way too much of a free spirit and prefer to hang out with childless women and men versus the women who want the typical suburban life. Couldn't care less about shoes I'd rather discuss technology.

I read about the roots of the term "basic bitch"- it seems mostly to be a term to knock boring women (as used in a rap song) but it can also refer to the "future soccer mom" female who doesn't seem to have self-awareness or an open mind.

I was confused by the term too, it seems to have caught on like wildfire with high school students b/c teen girls seem much cattier than they were when I was in high school. The meaning of "basic" can be colored by who ever is throwing the term around.

michele11
02-23-2015, 12:43 PM
This looks like one of those professional lights they use in photographs, do u put a red-light in the bulb angle it behind the camera I guess? I don't use any fancy camera either, just my macbook cam that came on the computer..

Red lights in the club show all flaws. I never cammed but i can't immagine red light would be good?

SnuffleUffleGrass
02-23-2015, 12:47 PM
I'd take soccer/suburb moms over mil spouses ANY day of the week.

I feel like I should put a disclaimer or something, because I know there are plenty of nice, not-malicious mil spouses out there, I just haven't encountered any yet.

So every time I find myself dosing off while having a conversation with a basic bitch who is going on and on about trivial stuff, I think to myself "It could be worse."

Comically there's really hateful names for military spouses too, "dependaptomus" and "future dependa" (I have to Google to get all the exact terms, I learned these terms when I had to find a way to describe a horrible female co-worker of mine who is a 100% stereotypical "dependapotomus"......)

I personally feel sad for a lot of young military wives...As a stripper & friend of Special Forces guys, I was privy to a lot of f*cked up things that some of these guys do to their wives and girlfriends. Some of these girls are just desperate to be "part of something bigger" and then some are truly too good and naive & don't realize how a lot of young men think and act.

charlie61
02-23-2015, 12:59 PM
Threadjacks, be gone!!

kaninchen
02-23-2015, 01:18 PM
My confession: The MOST mortifying thing of my life happened to me and it's all my fault for being gross and lazy. TMI warning! TMI!!!

Okay, the other day I had my period and took a shower. I took my tampon out and ... left it in the shower because I didn't want to get bloody water all over my bathroom floor.

I forgot about it.

My boyfriend came over later and was using my bathroom, when I heard him yell, "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S A HUGE DEAD WORM IN YOUR SHOWER" He ran into the bedroom, terrified. I realized with utter horror what had just happened. I basically died of embarrassment as I told him, "Um, no, it's not a worm, it just ... is something that came out of your favorite place." I went in the bathroom to throw it away. It did look like a huge dead worm! :ill: :ill: :ill: :ill: :rip: :rip: :rip:

He still loves me. But oh my GOD, was I embarrassed.

NightGoddess
02-23-2015, 01:27 PM
LMFAOOOOO^ that's awful!!!!!! At least you didn't leave it in your vag. I left one in for a month on accident and I thought I had some weird STD, it was sooooo effing gross!!!!! It wasn't until I looked up my symptoms online and dug around in my vagina that I found a month old tampon. The fucking horror. Don't get drunk at work on your rag, ladies.

Aurora_Sunset
02-23-2015, 01:45 PM
Lately, a good friend of mine has been talking more seriously about getting a cat or dog. While I know a pet might be good for her because she deals with really bad anxiety and basically sits at home alone all day, I REALLY don't want her to get a pet...

She's had pets in the past, and has gotten rid of all of them anywhere between a few months to a few years. I just really think she's the kind of person who likes the idea of having a pet - something fuzzy and fun to play with when she's bored and lonely - and doesn't so much acknowledge the reality of being responsible for a living creature with an independent personality that has needs that aren't always convenient. She tries to justify away all the reasons she's given up past pets, but they all basically boil down to "I'm too lazy to socialize them properly, I don't like the fact that they aren't as cuddly as I wanted them to be, they're too much work to take care of and I'm sick of it, or I'm just bored of this particular pet after a few years."

The last thing she needs is a bigger, more complicated, and longer-lasting pet like a damn dog that she'll probably dump in a shelter in a couple years. I know it's none of my business, but it sickens me to think of her getting another pet that I know she'll just abandon. Whenever she brings it up, I try to "hint" at all the unsuccess she's had with pets in the past and she gets all "Don't judge me! I had my reasons!" But.... I am judging her... really hard.

SnuffleUffleGrass
02-23-2015, 02:15 PM
Sorry for the threadjacks- my confession today- I am wasting the whole day. I told my boyfriend I'd be doing chores but I am doing nothing. Bad me

xStacey
02-23-2015, 02:57 PM
I used the term "basic bitch" the other day to precisely describe the "normal womanly" mindset of "marriage, babies, house in the suburbs, gossiping about other people - what else is there to talk about?" and I felt bad saying it, because it sounded so degrading and insulting. I'm really happy to see other people using the term.

I also absolutely hate getting my hair done because of the pressure to small-talk about things I don't care about with a virtual stranger. It's not that I can't "girly gossip" or lament about boys or other inane topics - but I only do it with close friends. I will never understand the inclination to tell your life story to someone you just met. I'm so happy that I've found a nail place where the technicians ask me how I am, if I want my nails cut down, and then they just let me watch the TV. Love that place.

Ugh I hate going to my hair stylist too... And it's not even really small talk, she talks about her own life more than anything instead of cutting my hair. :/

xStacey
02-23-2015, 03:21 PM
I am always extremely anxious about exams and the anxiety doesn't dissipate after I've written the exam. I remain anxious until I get my marks back and it kills me when some teachers make their students wait 5 weeks for their results.

michele11
02-23-2015, 03:47 PM
I was thinking I wanna make an app too but how do u do it? I wouldn't even know where to start… Then how do u get it to show up on everyone's play store on smartphones? An app would be so cool

Lol silly I meant appointment. I just didn't feel like typing it out. Haha. I wish I new how to make apps.

amberlly
02-23-2015, 05:05 PM
I am always extremely anxious about exams and the anxiety doesn't dissipate after I've written the exam. I remain anxious until I get my marks back and it kills me when some teachers make their students wait 5 weeks for their results.


I feel the same way - im on tender hooks until the results come out and I know im through. Or get the assignment mark back.

LaurenAus
02-23-2015, 05:15 PM
My cohort in grad school is filled with a bunch of competitive sorority girls. I want to die.

wednesday86
02-23-2015, 08:00 PM
my confession: last night I was horny but my husband passed out, so I rubbed one out in the bed with him.....while he was spooning me........I'm amazed that he didn't wake up. I guess he was really tired lol

Aurora_Sunset
02-23-2015, 08:09 PM
Confession: I've blown off 4 people in the past 3 days, making up reasons why I'm "busy" or "not around." In reality, I have sat in my apartment this entire time, ordering delivery and watching Netflix because it snowed a lot on Saturday, and I haven't felt like cleaning off my car to go anywhere...

SweetJulia
02-23-2015, 08:19 PM
There's videos making fun of "basic bitches", where they're the girls who get excited for pumpkin spice lattes, wear yoga pants and uggs, does zumba/pilates... basically the precursor to a soccer mom.
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/jackalope/2014/04/basic_bitch_dating_signs.php?page=2

"In contrast to the bad bitch and the boss bitch"... hahaha.

Well, to be fair, 44,31,29,26,15, and 5 are true about me. So, I'm 12% Basic. Other 88% is a mix of sarcastic asshole, a human dollar sign, and a dildo warrior :)