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xStacey
02-23-2015, 09:47 PM
I'm so bored, I finished my last midterm today and have nothing to do. I'm trying to masturbate less but since I can't find anything interesting to do I'm masturbating again. I think I masturbate too much during my free time.
Lol silly I meant appointment. I just didn't feel like typing it out. Haha. I wish I new how to make apps.
lol, oh… Im dumb..
confession: I wore, broken shoes all weekend at work cause I was too lazy to buy new and or fix mine. The sole of the heel is ripping from the bottom of my shoe so every time I walk my shoe makes a popping sound. How broke do i look.lol.
Elektra Luxx
02-23-2015, 10:32 PM
I'm so bored, I finished my last midterm today and have nothing to do. I'm trying to masturbate less but since I can't find anything interesting to do I'm masturbating again. I think I masturbate too much during my free time.
I masturbate when bored, when l'm stressed. I sleep better after a good orgasm.
kaninchen
02-23-2015, 10:39 PM
I'm so bored, I finished my last midterm today and have nothing to do. I'm trying to masturbate less but since I can't find anything interesting to do I'm masturbating again. I think I masturbate too much during my free time.
Oooh, you can do my midterms for me! But I understand if you'd rather masturbate than analyze Fanon in respect to globalization and the challenges that Universalism faces within the binary of inclusion and exclusion.
Seriously, if I never have to use the word postmodernism again after I graduate, I'll be eternally grateful.
SweetJulia
02-23-2015, 10:51 PM
My cohort in grad school is filled with a bunch of competitive sorority girls. I want to die.
I confess I wish LaurenAus would post more, cuz I'm so happy someone used a quote of mine as a signature and my nipples get a little hard every time I see it :)
amberlly
02-24-2015, 05:33 AM
Sometimes I decide I am really ugly. Customers compliment me and I ignore it. Friends whatever.
Then someone really bitchy will make a positive comment like stop being f'ing ridiculous. And I instantly feel better.
lynn2009
02-24-2015, 06:02 PM
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lynn2009
02-24-2015, 06:03 PM
I was in a not-the-best part of the city earlier when a woman at a crosswalk started to talk to me. She was older, carrying a backpack on her front side, dragging a suitcase behind her and carrying another bag in one of her hands. I forget how she started talking but she said I had to help her cross the street and I got the impression she was blind or pretending to be blind. Anyway the light changed and I watched her walk a few steps when she seemed ok and she repeated I had to help her, and I started to get nervous she was faking to steal my bag or something, so I started walking in front of her, I got to the sidewalk and looked back to watch her, she still seemed ok. She got close to the sidewalk, there was an icy patch she asked me to hold her bag and then I got nervous about her being legit so I held out my hand to help her over the ice more. She made it over and then asked me to walk her to the line for the bus (I went underground to the train).
TL; DR - It's taken me 5 months to become an asshole city person and doubt a disabled old lady.
OliveJardin
02-24-2015, 07:17 PM
TL; DR - It's taken me 5 months to become an asshole city person and doubt a disabled old lady.
^You trusted your instincts, sometimes they are wrong-but at least you are safe.
kaninchen
02-24-2015, 07:40 PM
Okay, after yet another morning of choking, suffocating, near-passing-out panic attacks I've decided I'm going to withdraw from school for the remainder of the quarter. It's only a month, but I really just can't do this. I guess this is what a nervous breakdown is like.
I'm aware that I need help to fix whatever my problem is, but I can't help but feel that I'm really being a lazy loserpants who just wants to eat cupcakes and watch TV. Why do I think like this?!
charlie61
02-24-2015, 08:06 PM
Okay, after yet another morning of choking, suffocating, near-passing-out panic attacks I've decided I'm going to withdraw from school for the remainder of the quarter. It's only a month, but I really just can't do this. I guess this is what a nervous breakdown is like.
I'm aware that I need help to fix whatever my problem is, but I can't help but feel that I'm really being a lazy loserpants who just wants to eat cupcakes and watch TV. Why do I think like this?!
Would you be willing to start a thread on nervous breakdowns? Seriously - I'd have a story to contribute.
xStacey
02-24-2015, 08:33 PM
The guy I'm dating went to see 50 shades of grey tonight with his gay friend. Not only did he like it but he said it got him worked up.
whirlerz
02-24-2015, 08:38 PM
My confession: The MOST mortifying thing of my life happened to me and it's all my fault for being gross and lazy. TMI warning! TMI!!!
Okay, the other day I had my period and took a shower. I took my tampon out and ... left it in the shower because I didn't want to get bloody water all over my bathroom floor.
I forgot about it.
My boyfriend came over later and was using my bathroom, when I heard him yell, "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S A HUGE DEAD WORM IN YOUR SHOWER" He ran into the bedroom, terrified. I realized with utter horror what had just happened. I basically died of embarrassment as I told him, "Um, no, it's not a worm, it just ... is something that came out of your favorite place." I went in the bathroom to throw it away. It did look like a huge dead worm! :ill: :ill: :ill: :ill: :rip: :rip: :rip:
He still loves me. But oh my GOD, was I embarrassed.
LMAO, out loud^!
Me: I have barely done anything today, but really, from the severe allergy attack I had last night or what I don't know.
kaninchen
02-24-2015, 09:51 PM
Would you be willing to start a thread on nervous breakdowns? Seriously - I'd have a story to contribute.
Done.
OliveJardin
02-25-2015, 02:14 AM
My friend (an ex nurse lol) is going to get me weed for pain management (because pain killers make me extremely nauseated) for my BA correction post op recovery...I confess that I am so straight edge that I haven't smoked it in like 7 years and don't even have a lighter in my house ::).
I also confess that, I only just realized that I haven't had sex in almost a year...and I couldn't care less about it either...maybe I should do drugs lol!
MyButter
02-25-2015, 07:07 AM
So I decided to finally check out Orphan Black... and now I'm sitting here feeling like a crack addict because I can't seem to get enough of it.
charlie61
02-25-2015, 11:50 AM
I just found myself wondering what audrey_k is up to these days...
wednesday86
02-25-2015, 04:48 PM
I wish I wasn't afraid of driving to the city alone. Yesterday I dragged my husband (aka made him drive me) to the field museum so he could follow me around and watch me geek out over fossils and mummies. I know he was bored out of his mind...bless his heart. That's true love
michele11
02-25-2015, 04:53 PM
^ I love the field museum!
Kellydancer
02-25-2015, 05:42 PM
Haven't been there in years but a few weeks ago I went to Museum Science and Industry. I have driven downtown, including the Dan Ryan but not too crazy to do so.
michele11
02-25-2015, 06:21 PM
^ I use to stay were I grew up and drive 25 miles on the dan ryan to the club. Good thing my anxiety wasn't too bad then. I would get to work and be all crazy for the first half hour. Chicago I can drive in. New york, never.
newb2
02-25-2015, 06:40 PM
i just sent nudes to a guy i like
yolo
newb2
02-25-2015, 06:41 PM
I just found myself wondering what audrey_k is up to these days...
aw she hasn't posted in a while
amberlly
02-25-2015, 07:52 PM
Im obsessed with apple juice poppers at the moment.
charlie61
02-25-2015, 08:05 PM
I love prunes. I don't care that they have a reputation for being "old people food," and I don't eat them for the fiber. They're sweet, juicy, and so satisfying!
xStacey
02-25-2015, 08:38 PM
I love prunes. I don't care that they have a reputation for being "old people food," and I don't eat them for the fiber. They're sweet, juicy, and so satisfying!
I was eating one apple per day for too long. I switched to prunes a couple of days ago and it's such a good change!
xStacey
02-25-2015, 08:41 PM
I went to the library today to borrow some novels but all the french versions were unavailable. I ended up borrowing the books in the original language to improve my english!
Aurora_Sunset
02-25-2015, 09:11 PM
I've been fantasizing all week about running away to Nevada. Doing nothing but working, buying all the things I want, and taking all the online classes I've queued up to get into other fields.
On the one hand, I would love a place where that could be all I focus on, without worrying about any of my responsibilities or friends here, but without the guilt of blatantly cutting everything out of my life in a permanent asshole-move. But, on the other hand, I know I'd get super lonely and depressed really quickly if I really had no friends around and nothing to do besides work and study.
Aurora_Sunset
02-25-2015, 09:12 PM
Also, I've been binge-watching Friends on Netflix. I've forgotten pretty much everything about the sequence of the show. I just watched the episode with the Chandler/Monica proposal and cried...
This is actually the second scene I've cried at in the series so far.
wednesday86
02-26-2015, 09:03 AM
Also, I've been binge-watching Friends on Netflix. I've forgotten pretty much everything about the sequence of the show. I just watched the episode with the Chandler/Monica proposal and cried...
This is actually the second scene I've cried at in the series so far.
haha I just finished watching all 10 seasons a couple weeks ago. Even my husband got into it. He fell in love with Courtney Cox, then saw how she looks now (botox face).
my confession is that I really really want to buy The Big Bang Theory dvd sets and binge watch them...but I'm trying so hard not to because I'm not working and I don't want to touch my savings. I love Sheldon!
wednesday86
02-26-2015, 09:06 AM
^ I love the field museum!
it's my favorite place, and general admission is free this month! :D
charlie61
02-26-2015, 09:28 AM
I'm pissed that a number of popular shows (friends, how I met your mother) have laugh tracks. I can't stand laugh tracks! I refuse to watch shows that have them.
michele11
02-26-2015, 09:43 AM
it's my favorite place, and general admission is free this month! :D
I haven't been in years. I showed my daughter a pic of her next to a stuffed racoon and she was like" I was in Chicago"? Lol. When I was little my dad would take us all there.
xStacey
02-26-2015, 10:16 AM
I'm pissed that a number of popular shows (friends, how I met your mother) have laugh tracks. I can't stand laugh tracks! I refuse to watch shows that have them.
They're supposed to make auditors laugh more, but I don't find myself laughing much when there's laugh tracks.
Selina M
02-26-2015, 10:59 AM
my confession is that I really really want to buy The Big Bang Theory dvd sets and binge watch them...but I'm trying so hard not to because I'm not working and I don't want to touch my savings. I love Sheldon!
Try watchseries.ag Pretty much every show you could ever want is there. Gotta wade through some popups first but it works :D
haha I just finished watching all 10 seasons a couple weeks ago. Even my husband got into it. He fell in love with Courtney Cox, then saw how she looks now (botox face).
my confession is that I really really want to buy The Big Bang Theory dvd sets and binge watch them...but I'm trying so hard not to because I'm not working and I don't want to touch my savings. I love Sheldon!
lol, me and my bf, bought seasons 1-7 (seven didn't work) and we got done w them in like 2 weeks.
haha I just finished watching all 10 seasons a couple weeks ago. Even my husband got into it. He fell in love with Courtney Cox, then saw how she looks now (botox face).
my confession is that I really really want to buy The Big Bang Theory dvd sets and binge watch them...but I'm trying so hard not to because I'm not working and I don't want to touch my savings. I love Sheldon!
lol, me and my bf, bought seasons 1-7 (seven didn't work) and we got done w them in like 2 weeks. I love sheldan too, he's hilarious, I hate penny's new haircut tho, she was so much prettier with the long hair, idk y the hell she would cut it.
simone87
02-26-2015, 02:54 PM
i just really wish i could escort instead of strip sooo bad!! the more time i take off from the club the more i'm dreading going back..i do much better in a quiet 1 on 1 setting. and i'm just so sick of having to work with other girls and all their ridiculously inflated earnings they love to humble-brag about ( news flash: you aren't fooling anybody), i hate the club politics and ass kissing, and i hate the fact that if you are not a tall skinny hourglass shape you are consistently beat down until you hate yourself. not to mention the scheduling and paying out to the glorified pimp managers. i just want to work for myself so badly, but i have a bf and i'm pretty damn sure he would not go for me escorting *sigh*
OliveJardin
02-26-2015, 03:28 PM
i hate the fact that if you are not a tall skinny hourglass shape you are consistently beat down until you hate yourself. not to mention the scheduling and paying out to the glorified pimp managers. i just want to work for myself so badly, but i have a bf and i'm pretty damn sure he would not go for me escorting *sigh*
^What about being a Private Party Stripper? You wouldn't have to deal with the club environment/politics.
Kellydancer
02-26-2015, 03:44 PM
haha I just finished watching all 10 seasons a couple weeks ago. Even my husband got into it. He fell in love with Courtney Cox, then saw how she looks now (botox face).
my confession is that I really really want to buy The Big Bang Theory dvd sets and binge watch them...but I'm trying so hard not to because I'm not working and I don't want to touch my savings. I love Sheldon!
The library is an account excellent way to binge watch and even if they don't have it another one does. I just binge watched Mad Men up to the last 7 episodes that haven't aired yet.
audrey_k
02-26-2015, 05:56 PM
Sims free play?! Lmao I was obsessed with it too last year when I first discovered it. I was making sure nobody noticed when I was completing missions and planting vegetables in class.
Yep sims freeplay, I am so obsessed. I spent like £20 on it this week, so ridiculous! But it's habit forming. My boyfriend keeps making fun of me and trying to kill (delete) my toddlers and babies because I'll send him pictures of them during the day as I just think they're so cute and it's seriously annoying him. I've got baby fever right now..
My confession: I love my boyfriend but living with someone is hard. And applying for jobs all day-- which is bringing me near insanity-- would be a lot easier if my cat was here to keep me company. I want to go back to dancing but a part of me is really scared.
whirlerz
02-26-2015, 06:00 PM
I shouldn't of, but I went on reddoorshelter.org last nite,where I adopted my last bun. I've looked on there before recently, haven't seen any(bunny) I liked. Last nite, the cutest..:'(
But I'm not in the most stable position, so..
Spinnerette
02-26-2015, 07:16 PM
I smack on purpose when I chew bubblegum. Only in private, of course. Guilty pleasure of mine, chewing like a cow.
I've also been watching a ton of porn lately and I'm into the whole "molested in sleep" thing. Not the gross non-con aspect of it, but because if it's a mmf thing, I don't have to spend 90% of the video watching some chick on her knees feigning enthusiasm at blowing two guys. So fucking boring. In the sleep vids, the focus is more on what they're doing to her than the other way around for once and I dig that.
wednesday86
02-26-2015, 08:35 PM
In the sleep vids, the focus is more on what they're doing to her than the other way around for once and I dig that.
that's why my new fave is massage porn!
confession: I'm pretty sure the other students in my photography class think I'm insane. They take pictures of their dogs and flowers which is all good. Whenever my pictures come up for critiques the words "creepy" and "morbid' get thrown around, a lot. Oh well. My teacher likes my weird pictures and I've been getting straight A's so HA
Aurora_Sunset
02-26-2015, 09:45 PM
I also love "in their sleep" and massage porn :)
kaninchen
02-26-2015, 10:51 PM
I smack on purpose when I chew bubblegum. Only in private, of course. Guilty pleasure of mine, chewing like a cow.
I've also been watching a ton of porn lately and I'm into the whole "molested in sleep" thing. Not the gross non-con aspect of it, but because if it's a mmf thing, I don't have to spend 90% of the video watching some chick on her knees feigning enthusiasm at blowing two guys. So fucking boring. In the sleep vids, the focus is more on what they're doing to her than the other way around for once and I dig that.
Oh my god, nothing ruins porn faster for me than blowjob scenes. Do. Not. Want.
It's not even that I dislike the act itself. I've just never seen a sexy blowjob on film!
ScarletKitten
02-26-2015, 11:40 PM
I've never even heard of massage porn. WTF is that? lol
The only porn I get off to is watching a guy jerk off by himself. I wish I could enjoy normal porn with people having sex, but it does literally nothing for me.
The weird thing is, as soon as I cum from watching the guy jerk off, I get all grossed out and pissed off and have to turn the video off immediately, sometimes in the middle of my orgasm. It's like penises gross me out so much I can barely stand to watch it in the first place. Yet, it makes me cum hard. I'm so weird.
(Sorry I didn't mean for this to be a threadjack. It's actually my confession, lol)
charlie61
02-26-2015, 11:53 PM
All right, all right. Time to take it to another thread.
SamanthaSugar
02-27-2015, 12:22 AM
Uhg! I joined eharmony today
Elektra Luxx
02-27-2015, 07:47 AM
Anytime I start a thread I click on the thank button on every post whether I agree with them or not. For me it's just a way of showing my appreciation for reading the thread and taking the time to post something. But I refuse to click the thank button for a post a particularly crass blue made in a thread I started. The blue posted a quote from a movie about a slow witted individual and how a box of chocolates is a metaphor for life in a thread about spousal abuse.