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SnuffleUffleGrass
03-22-2015, 03:34 PM
I've been looking at unflattering photos of Victoria's Secret models to remind myself that nobody, not even the crème de la crème of professionally sexy ladies, looks completely perfect from every angle.
Adriana Lima confessed to a freaky wrestler-like diet and dehydration process that she has to do right before the catwalk shows (to look super skinny and toned.)
Plus paparazzi often have agreements with publicists to not publish unflattering photos. That whole media machine is fed by both famous people and the press.
SweetJulia
03-22-2015, 04:03 PM
I plan on eating nothing but desserts til Wednesday.
michele11
03-22-2015, 04:06 PM
Really fing weird. Someone who hasn't been on this site for years who um was the reason S.W kind of was never the same again has been on my profile and another member who hasn't posted in like 7 years. Weird makes me wonder what the hell they are looking for/ at.
JayATee
03-22-2015, 04:17 PM
I miss dancing, so here I am again posting since it's the closest I'll get. LoL
charlie61
03-22-2015, 04:53 PM
Really fing weird. Someone who hasn't been on this site for years who um was the reason S.W kind of was never the same again has been on my profile and another member who hasn't posted in like 7 years. Weird makes me wonder what the hell they are looking for/ at.
Sometimes I accidentally click on people's profiles when I'm on mobile and I'm trying to click into a thread (since the thread title and the member's name are really close to each other).
charlie61
03-22-2015, 04:55 PM
I miss dancing, so here I am again posting since it's the closest I'll get. LoL
I'd love to read an update on how you've been doing. Even a quick thread posted in Ladies Only or something. I'm just expressing interest - no pressure or anything! :)
kaninchen
03-22-2015, 05:06 PM
Sometimes I accidentally click on people's profiles when I'm on mobile and I'm trying to click into a thread (since the thread title and the member's name are really close to each other).
I do this all the time because 99% of my SWing is via phone. In fact, if the OP of Confessions is still active, she probably thinks I'm stalking her because I click on her profile almost every day. (Sorry, I swear I'm not!)
Kellydancer
03-22-2015, 05:45 PM
Sometimes I accidentally click on people's profiles when I'm on mobile and I'm trying to click into a thread (since the thread title and the member's name are really close to each other).
Me too. I type on my tablet and sometimes I click on a link and get someone's profile. So if anyone sees me on looking at their profile I probably am not.
audrey_k
03-22-2015, 06:26 PM
I love my guy so much. I don't think I've ever been this happy with a man before. He's sleeping next to me and snoring like a fucking motorboat-- he cannot kick this cold-- and I still can't stop thinking about how special he is. That's love.
michele11
03-22-2015, 06:56 PM
Sometimes I accidentally click on people's profiles when I'm on mobile and I'm trying to click into a thread (since the thread title and the member's name are really close to each other).
This wouldn't have been an accident. She hasn't been on here since all that shit went down.
charlie61
03-22-2015, 10:04 PM
For the life of me, I cannot get into House of Cards or 30 Rock. I just...can't.
xStacey
03-22-2015, 10:30 PM
For the life of me, I cannot get into House of Cards or 30 Rock. I just...can't.
Funny I just tried watching the second episode of the first season of House of cards to give it another chance, months after watching the first episode and I just can't get into it either! The main characters are good looking and they have some witty jokes but tv shows or movies about politics are not my thing...
Issabelle
03-23-2015, 01:16 AM
Confession One: I'm quitting my day job without notice and I don't give a flying fuck. Anyone in verified cammodels group with know details, but the short story is that one of my manager found out I cam, came up to me at a bar, and tried to blackmail me into fucking him by making up ALL sorts of shit about me trying to recruit underage girls at our workplace into camming. Ownership was not amused by this, but refuse to fire him because even though he has multiple off-site (and on, quite honestly) complaints from multiple employees, they're just to fucking chicken shit to actually do something in a situation where shoving it up his ass is perfectly legal.
Originally, I intended to fight tooth and nail to have him fired, but then I realized that I hate my job and they wouldn't DARE give me a negative reference if I quit over this. Also, I intend to use social media against them, since they already have a seriously bad reputation and it's all they care about anymore. Confession Two? I'd rather go back to full time camming then put up with some scum bag manager and shit-tastic ownership in an effort to get even with the fucker. In this case, backing down works for me.
xStacey
03-23-2015, 08:07 AM
I decided to start watching all the cartoons I missed out on as a child, Nemo, all the Toy Story, cartoons are amazing!!! I feel like a kid again lol
ScarletKitten
03-23-2015, 08:46 AM
I confess I wish I wasn't human. I am envious of my cat. I wish I was born a cat. Cats have it so easy. Being human is exhausting. It's just not for me.
Reincarnation, please make me a cat in my next life. Thank you.
JessaJade
03-23-2015, 09:49 AM
^^^^^
kaninchen
03-23-2015, 01:39 PM
^ Being a cat is actually so much like being a stripper. You're adorable, gorgeous, mysterious, you stay up all night, sleep all day, everyone loves you and always wants to touch you and give you stuff, but you just want to be left in peace so you can do some grooming.
xStacey
03-23-2015, 01:46 PM
Accepted my law admission offer today :)
SimoneGray
03-23-2015, 01:56 PM
My confession is that I wish I could start stripping, but there ate 3 good clubs in my city, and all of them are frequented by people I know, meaning that I would get outed immediately. Le sigh. I just wanna strip for a while to make some nice savings etc cos things are rough right now.
SnuffleUffleGrass
03-23-2015, 02:05 PM
Confession One: I'm quitting my day job without notice and I don't give a flying fuck. Anyone in verified cammodels group with know details, but the short story is that one of my manager found out I cam, came up to me at a bar, and tried to blackmail me into fucking him by making up ALL sorts of shit about me trying to recruit underage girls at our workplace into camming. Ownership was not amused by this, but refuse to fire him because even though he has multiple off-site (and on, quite honestly) complaints from multiple employees, they're just to fucking chicken shit to actually do something in a situation where shoving it up his ass is perfectly legal.
Originally, I intended to fight tooth and nail to have him fired, but then I realized that I hate my job and they wouldn't DARE give me a negative reference if I quit over this. Also, I intend to use social media against them, since they already have a seriously bad reputation and it's all they care about anymore. Confession Two? I'd rather go back to full time camming then put up with some scum bag manager and shit-tastic ownership in an effort to get even with the fucker. In this case, backing down works for me.
Oh my God, totally smear them over this. I had similar harassment issues at my old day job.
amberlly
03-23-2015, 03:08 PM
Im doing a group assignment with a crazy person.
NightGoddess
03-23-2015, 03:42 PM
I can seduce any man on the planet except the ones that I want. Fuck. My. Life.
SimoneGray
03-23-2015, 03:51 PM
I can seduce any man on the planet except the ones that I want. Fuck. My. Life.
Girrrl....this is me too. I thought I would finally be able to move on this year and find someone new and lo and behold I can't get a man that I actually really like.
whirlerz
03-23-2015, 06:06 PM
^^^^^
This makes me happy, cause of #5 (whole thing's cute!)..I'm obsessed w/animals feet..maybe cause I used to trim all my bunnies' toe nails? It was hard, they don't like that & kick like mad. I know, I'm weird
whirlerz
03-23-2015, 06:07 PM
^ being a cat is actually so much like being a stripper. You're adorable, gorgeous, mysterious, you stay up all night, sleep all day, everyone loves you and always wants to touch you and give you stuff, but you just want to be left in peace so you can do some grooming.
great quote!
charlie61
03-23-2015, 06:38 PM
I'm starting to feel strongly that my life won't feel truly meaningful until I have a child.
I have lots to accomplish before I go down that road..
Elektra Luxx
03-23-2015, 09:12 PM
What's that flushing sound I hear? Oh that's right it's my client base going down the toilet. Just the thought of seeing a client gives me gives me an overwhelming sense of guilt. So I'm not going to do it. The bf and I are in a good place. I feel so good when I'm with him. I was laying next to him, skin to skin with my head on his chest and I was just listening to his heart beating and it was so comforting. Like there is no where in the world I want to be but there next to him. It's like I can't hold him close enough.
Confession: I'm going say the "L" word to the bf. I almost said it this weekend, but I'm weird. I see it as a line and once you cross it you can't go back. Trust, commitment, self-worth issues getting in the way.
whirlerz
03-23-2015, 09:24 PM
Well, this damn trucker left his truck parked & running over an hour..I went to the office, & told the desk guy. I gave him it's description, he asked me about the lic. plate so I went bk & was writing it down..I look up & the guy's in the truck lol..
The guy came over to it later, & told him to shut it off, which he did. F** those things are LOUD! F** if I'm gonna listen to that all night>:(
Spinnerette
03-24-2015, 12:59 AM
Sometimes I see the women the men I play with are also seeing and I genuinely feel bothered/insulted being put in the same league as them because of association. That sounds like such a bitchy, put-on thing to say, but I'm serious. I remember when my ex showed me this picture of his ex that she sent him trying to "seduce" him into giving her a place to stay for the time being and I laughed for a good 15 minutes straight because he swore up and down that she was sexy and yada yada yada and she really wasn't. At all. And my casual (who admittedly isn't much of a looker himself so what I was expecting I dunno) has this super frumpy looking chick in his whatsapp photo with him and I'm just like...ugh. I've only encountered one man in my life who was selective with who he pursued beyond "is she going to fuck me?" and I miss him more and more each day, lol.
I feel like Im getting old already. I am in my later 20's and after workouts I now have knee, feet and neck pain that I never used to feel. the only pains I had after working out were feet cramps and being sore naturally from working out. now my joints hurt. Damn can't imagine how ill feel in ten yrs! I want a pill that stops my aging today!
ScarletKitten
03-24-2015, 06:10 AM
^^If your joints hurt, then you are probably dehydrated. Drink tons of water, and take some glucosamine sulfate. (sorry threadjack)
michele11
03-24-2015, 02:09 PM
This makes me happy, cause of #5 (whole thing's cute!)..I'm obsessed w/animals feet..maybe cause I used to trim all my bunnies' toe nails? It was hard, they don't like that & kick like mad. I know, I'm weird
No I am too. I love persian feet. I remember the first show i went too ( mine was a small male) there were all these like 14 pound males with these huge fluffy feet. I could not stop staring.
charlie61
03-24-2015, 04:09 PM
I have a few SW crushes. Shhhhhhhh
Kellydancer
03-24-2015, 05:27 PM
Girrrl....this is me too. I thought I would finally be able to move on this year and find someone new and lo and behold I can't get a man that I actually really like.
Yeah me too. I get tons of men hit on me and I made lots of money when i danced by getting men interested in me but the guys I like either never like me or don't tell me they like me. I like someone but no idea how he feels. I'm going to seduce him but knowing my luck he'll won't like me to do that.
4everresolutions
03-25-2015, 12:30 AM
I love Lana Del Rey.
I'm sorry. I just really do.
Aurora_Sunset
03-25-2015, 08:31 AM
I love Lana Del Rey.
I'm sorry. I just really do.
You're not alone. :blush:
I'm legitimately terrified to return to the midwest after being on vacation with the sun and the palm trees and the ability to ignore phone calls and emails cuz "Oh sorry! I'm not in town!" I'm worried it'll just depress me.
kaninchen
03-25-2015, 09:40 AM
I got a pair of shorts at Hot Topic yesterday. But they're super cute, I swear! And they make my ass look awesome.
xStacey
03-25-2015, 10:54 AM
I am disappointed the hot muscular teacher with the big arms is wearing a big sweater today instead of his usual tight white tee-shirts.
Tsepmet1
03-25-2015, 11:07 AM
This morning I got laid and then he made me waffles.
Laylalust
03-25-2015, 11:25 AM
I wish I lived alone.
Elektra Luxx
03-25-2015, 11:34 AM
I'm starting to say sexy things to my bf in bed and he really likes it. Now I just have to work up to the really dirty stuff without my face flushing red.
lynn2009
03-25-2015, 03:55 PM
Sometimes I wonder what I have to do to get cute guys at the gym to ask me out.
Selina M
03-26-2015, 12:35 PM
I've been hired at every club in Phx except 1, and that was only bc of my tattoos, and I still get nervous auditioning.
I'm pretty much ready to go back to work and instead I'm making excuses bc I don't want to audition.... I just hate the process. Sooo awkward having a manager watch you on stage, especially when other staff starts watching with them. It makes me feel like a noob. And it's irritating as fuck... like, I've been dancing for years, I'm visibly hot as fuck (/conceit), and you can't determine if I can hustle or not until I work a few shifts... so the audition is basically pointless.
I wish it was like Vegas where you just walk down a hallway.
michele11
03-26-2015, 01:37 PM
^ I get nervous too and I've been dancing how long? Lol. You'll be fine. I hate it too.
whirlerz
03-26-2015, 03:31 PM
I've been hired at every club in Phx except 1, and that was only bc of my tattoos, and I still get nervous auditioning.
I'm pretty much ready to go back to work and instead I'm making excuses bc I don't want to audition.... I just hate the process. Sooo awkward having a manager watch you on stage, especially when other staff starts watching with them. It makes me feel like a noob. And it's irritating as fuck... like, I've been dancing for years, I'm visibly hot as fuck (/conceit), and you can't determine if I can hustle or not until I work a few shifts... so the audition is basically pointless.
I wish it was like Vegas where you just walk down a hallway.
Yep, they should do it that way! Which's why I keep putting it off too :(
Well, my confession's that I got & hate my Yandy order..I'm gonna try again. Ugh.
Ugh, I drank too much last night, I have a headache, I got a lil smart with the owner of my club last night. Ever since he sided with (or didn't side against) the other girls I got in a fight with the other weekend, I've held a bit of a grudge n I guess it comes out when I drink too much, and he was nothing but nice to me last night, I kinda feel bad now for snapping on him recently… Oh well shoulda took my side.lol.
skripper
03-28-2015, 10:27 PM
........
michele11
03-29-2015, 04:13 PM
^ But I have to tell my self easter is next week so it will be slow. But I was here last year. Ah I hate my OCD. I have to go home anyways it might as well be now.
michele11
03-29-2015, 04:15 PM
I'm so tired I posted in the wrong thread.
kaninchen
03-29-2015, 04:41 PM
I was looking through some old selfies and I realized that I've inverted my hair and skin color. I used to be salamander-pale with mouse-blonde hair, now I'm super tan with bright blonde hair. That's stripperification for you, I guess!