View Full Version : Confessions Thread!
_Avery_
07-31-2010, 04:02 PM
Also, I must confess that every time I watch The Lion King, not only do I cry, but I always TRY to sing the beginning and...well...FAIL! :P
Ahh...cam ay nen yaaa eeee ee ahh yayyyy....Something like that...
Glamgirl
08-01-2010, 10:04 AM
Just got back from a burlesque convention, i kinda fancy the dj, hes a little chunky monkey but sooo sweet, i just find something really attractive about him! I messaged him via fb to say i enjoyed his set and he messaged me right back saying how nice it was for me to message him and asking what bands i liked and ending it with a x haha im such a girl!
whirlerz
08-01-2010, 10:38 AM
Dear Mr. Neighbor: F*ck off for starters! Don't EVER think I'll help you again, let alone talk to you, plus you've no idea how I saved your ass big time recently! I should've gotten the drift when you told me (after a friend became seriously ill), "that's why everyone should just die quickly, with a heart attack, easier on their family" WTF? I'll laugh my ass off, when your pipes freeze this coming winter.
Dear other neighbor: You're freakin' cheap & weird, and, why in HELL would the one decent person working in the complex, steal your tomato stakes?? For one, he's honest, hard working, a Viet. Vet, & doesn't EVEN have a planting area?
And, to the mgt.: Naha, utility co.'s on your butt, huh? Karma's a bitch, it hasn't even begun to get back at you, for all the crap you've done to people.
Harleigh HellKat
08-01-2010, 12:12 PM
We're not getting the house we thought we were. Money is really tight and we were kinda relying on that. Stuck in a corner once again...
_Avery_
08-02-2010, 02:51 PM
Delete.
malayataylor
08-02-2010, 02:54 PM
^ LMFAO you're hilariious avery! :-) <3
_Avery_
08-02-2010, 03:01 PM
Delete.
malayataylor
08-02-2010, 03:09 PM
lol, but really, on on mfc under averyxo....I just need to get this damn thing to $20 so I can cash out. I'm just fucking around on there right now. I don't like that site so much, it'snot for me, but I need to make 7 more dollars to cash out..lol, that's sad..
It's $10 to cash out on mfc.. at least that's what the manual said the last time I read it.
_Avery_
08-02-2010, 03:12 PM
It's $10 to cash out on mfc.. at least that's what the manual said the last time I read it.
Well that's even better! I can go to my "main" site then! LOL
If I could log back into the site, that'd be great! ::)
Then I can cash out and never look back! :P
edit: just checked...it's $20. :(
I'm at $13. Gay. :(
AudrinaN
08-02-2010, 05:52 PM
I rubbed my highly contagious staph infected booty on my ex's leg, for taking my car from the ER and leaving me alone all night to undergo the most painful treatment ever. He caught it all up and down his thigh and spent the day alone in the ER. I pretended I was at work. I was shopping. FUCKER.
Thats my confession. I guess.
JessieBoo
08-02-2010, 06:12 PM
ur bad girl lol
_Avery_
08-02-2010, 07:23 PM
Delete.
jennsweet
08-02-2010, 07:29 PM
I rubbed my highly contagious staph infected booty on my ex's leg, for taking my car from the ER and leaving me alone all night to undergo the most painful treatment ever. He caught it all up and down his thigh and spent the day alone in the ER. I pretended I was at work. I was shopping. FUCKER.
Thats my confession. I guess.
thats awful
pixierocksonthepole
08-03-2010, 04:04 AM
I rubbed my highly contagious staph infected booty on my ex's leg, for taking my car from the ER and leaving me alone all night to undergo the most painful treatment ever. He caught it all up and down his thigh and spent the day alone in the ER. I pretended I was at work. I was shopping. FUCKER.
Thats my confession. I guess.
Badass. }:D
malayataylor
08-03-2010, 04:16 AM
I rubbed my highly contagious staph infected booty on my ex's leg, for taking my car from the ER and leaving me alone all night to undergo the most painful treatment ever. He caught it all up and down his thigh and spent the day alone in the ER. I pretended I was at work. I was shopping. FUCKER.
Thats my confession. I guess.
Damn!
AudrinaN
08-03-2010, 06:38 AM
if anybody knows me under my old name, they know alllll about this ex and why his ass deserved it! lol I coulda done much worse. :)
_Avery_
08-03-2010, 01:36 PM
Browsing through amazon is making me depressed. So many things I want! :(
Actually, fuck that, I'm gonna use that as my motivation right now! I need to make some mother fucking money!! And no is NOT acceptable! >:D
Browsing through amazon is making me depressed. So many things I want! :(
Actually, fuck that, I'm gonna use that as my motivation right now! I need to make some mother fucking money!! And no is NOT acceptable! >:D
Hit up that one guy from here, our mutual facebook friend. He's good for some amazon.com giftcards!
beckatron
08-03-2010, 03:49 PM
First confession: I'm watching Dr. Phil, and the man is driving me nuts. He's telling a 15-year-old girl that she oughtn't to have sex with her boyfriend of 8 months because "teenage boys are looking for different things than teenage girls" and "by having sex at 15 she's allowing him to cheat on her". Um, WTF?! She keeps trying to say she's not in love with him, but she wanted to have sex, she enjoyed it, it was consensual, and she didn't want to "marry him or anything". She keeps trying to get a word in, and Dr. Phil keeps interrupting her and embarassing her. He's saying everything except she's a 'slut', and he's barely avoiding saying that.
Double standards for sexuality piss me off SO much. Why can't a teenage female just want to fuck, but a teenage boy only wants to fuck? Female hormones can be just as powerful (Kinsey says more) than male hormones, why are we still slut-bashing and embarassing this girl on national TV for liking sex or exploring herself?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH LIKING SEX. MALE OR FEMALE. If you're 15 and ready, you're 15 and ready. So long as you're safe and realistic in your expectations, Dr. Phil can go to hell.
I'm so mad but I can't turn the TV off. I can't believe people still think this stuff is true.
PS. They just brought in an author (Kerry Cohan, Loose Girl, decent read but a tad uneducated/apologetic) to say that she's only having sex for attention and she can't make decisions about her own sexuality/desires. They're asking her DAD for his opinion on his daughter's sexual preparedness/lack thereof - how creepy is that?!
Harleigh HellKat
08-03-2010, 06:24 PM
^ I was watching Tyra earlier and the subject was gay marriage and discrimination. The people who were against gay marriage wouldn't even let the gay/lesbian audience members and guests finish their sentences. It was a lot of the gay crowd trying to speak about their struggle and the bible thumpers cutting in and yelling about JAYSUS. GRRRR!!!!
One kid said his dad tried to 'beat the gay' out of him. It just made me so mad...
jennsweet
08-04-2010, 07:54 AM
if anybody knows me under my old name, they know alllll about this ex and why his ass deserved it! lol I coulda done much worse. :)
are you the one who beat your dog too? i don't know what your other name used to be... but i remember someone talking about kicking their dog
malayataylor
08-04-2010, 08:02 AM
^ I doubt Audrina would do that. She dosen't have a dog now...at least not that I know of.
AudrinaN
08-04-2010, 11:13 AM
Nah Ive never owned a dog. Just a spoiled ass cat.
I owned a crackhead once. Didn't kick him though.
jennsweet
08-04-2010, 02:34 PM
you shoulda lol!
_Avery_
08-04-2010, 03:48 PM
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pixierocksonthepole
08-05-2010, 11:20 AM
I confess, I get irritated when someone parks in the parking spot I always park in...at 7-11. No joke. It's stupid I know. but I'm a little OCD and just do things a certain way. Otherwise I feel as though I have fallen off track.
Harleigh HellKat
08-05-2010, 11:46 AM
Ohhhh I do that too. Places I frequent. I'm a virgo and I think we're slightly OCD and tend to be set in our ways.
My confession! I have a new potential sub that is looking very promising. He is sending me a tribute and pretty much doing as I say. He will eventually be a RL sub, so I'm very pleased that he minds his manners online.
_Avery_
08-05-2010, 01:43 PM
Auditioning at a new club tonight. Even though I've been doing this for years, I still get extremely nervous! 3 hours to mentally prepare myself. It's been a looonnnggg time since I've danced full nude!
miss1dancypants
08-05-2010, 01:56 PM
i confess, i hate having sex!! idk i just don't like it or desire it any more. i love my boyfriend to death and can't picture being with anyone else for the rest of my life, but i only have sex with him because he likes it and it makes him happy. i pretend like i like it but he knows i don't like to have sex a lot. i just don't think he knows that i don't like it at all. and it's not that i fantasize about other people, either---i don't wanna have sex with anyone. idk if this is normal? i love to be sexy, i love my job dancing and seducing other people, but theres no seducing me or making me want sex. it just doesn't happen. idk what to do. i wish i could enjoy it like other people do. maybe its from the fact that my mother was raped by her brother for years starting when she was 6 or 7 and i can't get that image out of my head every time i go to have sex???? idk. but i confess that i hate sex even though i love to be sexy and i love the industry!!
Harleigh HellKat
08-05-2010, 02:01 PM
^Talk to Charlie. She's asexual and may be able to give you some advice on that matter... there's a thread on here about it too, just search for asexual... it should pop up.
Harleigh HellKat
08-05-2010, 11:10 PM
My new confession: I want to cover my back with a giant octopus tattoo. GIANT.
malayataylor
08-06-2010, 03:17 AM
So I did it. I went against everything I believe in and got back with my ex. We'll see how this goes.. however, so far so good! We're going to the Biltmore estates in Asheville, NC (http://www.biltmore.com/) next week when he gets back from Africa. He put down an insane amount of cash for a 4 day stay so this should be very interesting. He supposedly has a suprise for me. I'm dying to know what it is. I knw I know this could go all bad and I'll be right back to square one again but I feel you only live once. I REALLY couldn't help but give this another try again :)
How do I feel right now? Besides this fucking toothache, I'm all Happy Happy Joy Joy!! :)
I'm looking forward to some REALLY HOT makeup sex! :) hahaha
pixierocksonthepole
08-06-2010, 04:00 AM
Ohhhh I do that too. Places I frequent. I'm a virgo and I think we're slightly OCD and tend to be set in our ways.
My confession! I have a new potential sub that is looking very promising. He is sending me a tribute and pretty much doing as I say. He will eventually be a RL sub, so I'm very pleased that he minds his manners online.
o.0...maybe thats why we get along so well...I'm a virgo as well. One of my closest friends is too although we are on complete opposite sides of the spectrum lol. She is incredibly chaotic more often than I am.
Tarahdice
08-06-2010, 04:55 AM
I purposely encourage dancers who annoy me to drink during our shifts
Harleigh HellKat
08-06-2010, 09:27 AM
It's weird because I'm organized with some things but chaotic with others. My mom is a virgo also but she is BONKERS!! She's not really a typical virgo though...
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxrn3okWym1qajqsyo1_500.jpg&imgrefurl=http://grapedrinkseventy.tumblr.com/post/401613871/cephalolove-corchina-octopus-tattoos-3&usg=__ra9GZOa_YAuxWjtwxtUzN76h1Mo=&h=616&w=500&sz=72&hl=en&start=148&tbnid=Az-7M8Nwv4DF_M:&tbnh=167&tbnw=136&prev=/images%3Fq%3Doctopus%2Btattoo%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%2 6biw%3D1280%26bih%3D673%26tbs%3Disch:10,4743&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=143&vpy=170&dur=301&hovh=175&hovw=142&tx=99&ty=109&ei=b6ZbTPWDCMH-8Aanw_3XAg&oei=FaZbTIvTCcT58AaG65j6AQ&esq=6&page=9&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:148&biw=1280&bih=673
pixierocksonthepole
08-06-2010, 10:08 AM
That is going to be one bad ass tattoo. Not cartoony which makes it even more badass!!
Yeah my friend is crazier than I am and I am mor relaxed than she is sometimes. We balance each other out very well. I don't know how I made it this far without her in my life. She is absolutely amazing. She actually recently started posting on SW lol.
Harleigh HellKat
08-06-2010, 10:11 AM
Awesome! I have my crazy moments and my sane moments... but my mom is absolutely opposite of a virgo. You should see her house! o_O
I've wanted an octopus tattoo forever and I saw that one yesterday. I might do mine in black and grey though, instead. And position is a little differently... I don't wanna be a total copycat. :D
I love ass tattoos.
pixierocksonthepole
08-06-2010, 10:20 AM
If you love ass tattoos then you would love my friend I've been talking about lol. Her biggest one covers most of the top of her ass and lower back.
I can't wait to see pictures for this one when you get it!
whirlerz
08-06-2010, 10:31 AM
More Karma's a Bitch:
Welll, nasty-azz dry cleaners, look @ you! You stole 2 (valuable) things from me, then made fun of me for not having a job, so now you're out of business, maybe you still have that other store you claimed not to have tho.
Harleigh HellKat
08-06-2010, 10:37 AM
Dry cleaners did WHAT?
_Avery_
08-06-2010, 10:42 AM
Auditioning at a new club tonight. Even though I've been doing this for years, I still get extremely nervous! 3 hours to mentally prepare myself. It's been a looonnnggg time since I've danced full nude!
Sooo happy I got hired last night! The club is awesome!
It's actually really cool there's no pole on stage. No competition.... :)
We all kinda do the same thing. It's nice.
I actually even made some money last night! Most money I made in a loongg time! It's so nice to have money in my pocket again. Going back Sunday, hope it's another good night. :D
kaiarose
08-06-2010, 11:50 AM
Sooo glad you did well and sooo glad you took the plunge and auditioned!! Micheal (the manager) told me that you'll fit right in and that you were already hired but had to go through the whole formal auditioning thing... I hope all the girls were cool to you :)
_Avery_
08-06-2010, 11:54 AM
Sooo glad you did well and sooo glad you took the plunge and auditioned!! Micheal (the manager) told me that you'll fit right in and that you were already hired but had to go through the whole formal auditioning thing... I hope all the girls were cool to you :)
Me too!
Everyone was so sweet!! That was awesome having you all come up to the stage for me my first time up there. :) Definitely made me feel more comfortable.
Everyone was just totally cool, can't wait to work again! ;D
_Avery_
08-06-2010, 06:33 PM
I'm sad this guy has bigger boobs than I do!
lmfao
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81026656.jpg
whirlerz
08-06-2010, 06:48 PM
Dry cleaners did WHAT?
Stole 2 really nice coats, (1 was cashmere), claimed I had them & kept asking me "Oh you're not working are you?"
shaebabii
08-06-2010, 08:22 PM
I hate effin SKINNY JEANS and Im sorry but there is not one person ive seen that i think looks hot in them. i wish that style would just dissapear and NEVER return.
mandy216
08-07-2010, 12:40 AM
I hate effin SKINNY JEANS and Im sorry but there is not one person ive seen that i think looks hot in them. i wish that style would just dissapear and NEVER return.
OMFG! i second this. they are terrible!!! they make everyone look like ronald mcdonald with huge feet. trend that needs to die soon.
malayataylor
08-07-2010, 06:20 AM
I hate effin SKINNY JEANS and Im sorry but there is not one person ive seen that i think looks hot in them. i wish that style would just dissapear and NEVER return.
Disagree!
Im always complemented when I wear mine! They look awesome on me. I usually where them with open toe pumps or my Manolo blahnik/Jimmy Choo stilettos with a nice short sleeve button up. Loooove them though not everyone can wear them.
jennsweet
08-07-2010, 06:22 AM
ya im leanin on the skinny jeans look silly side of things... i don't see why anyone would find them sexy
Victoria669Jones
08-07-2010, 06:36 AM
I love my skinny jeans too. My legs are my best feature and I like to show them off! They definitely look best with really high heels, don't like them with flats.