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Aurora_Sunset
09-21-2017, 09:25 AM
I really want to be in Vegas. Like... I have had the urge for over a month now and I can't get it out of my head. I love Vegas so much and really think I would enjoy living there, like I had planned to a couple years ago. I think about it constantly.

I just finished this book, Fast Girl, about this woman who becomes a top Vegas escort, but it's mostly a story about how this risky sexual behavior was driven by her undiagnosed bipolar disorder. Even though it's supposed to be this almost "cautionary tale" type story, I couldn't help feeling the entire time like "omg, that's what I want my life to be! I want to be in Vegas! I want that atmosphere. I want that life." I was already wanting to be there, and now I'm obsessed.

Ugh, I just don't think the midwest is for me anymore. The only thing keeping me from spontaneously hopping on a plane and taking a Vegas weekend away to party is my sick cat and the fact that his vet bills have left me in a position where I literally don't have the money to even irresponsibly spend.

BarbieNYC
09-21-2017, 09:27 AM
^^aww im going to vegas this weekend. Wish i could take you with me :/

Aurora_Sunset
09-21-2017, 09:32 AM
Aww, I wish so too! If I had the money, I would be like "hell yeah!" and meet you out there.

miss.a.p1600
09-21-2017, 09:54 AM
I really want to be in Vegas. Like... I have had the urge for over a month now and I can't get it out of my head. I love Vegas so much and really think I would enjoy living there, like I had planned to a couple years ago. I think about it constantly.

I just finished this book, Fast Girl, about this woman who becomes a top Vegas escort, but it's mostly a story about how this risky sexual behavior was driven by her undiagnosed bipolar disorder. Even though it's supposed to be this almost "cautionary tale" type story, I couldn't help feeling the entire time like "omg, that's what I want my life to be! I want to be in Vegas! I want that atmosphere. I want that life." I was already wanting to be there, and now I'm obsessed.

Ugh, I just don't think the midwest is for me anymore. The only thing keeping me from spontaneously hopping on a plane and taking a Vegas weekend away to party is my sick cat and the fact that his vet bills have left me in a position where I literally don't have the money to even irresponsibly spend.

Suze Hamilton? Sounds very familiar to her story. One of my favorite 20/20 specials. She eventually got caught because she was too comfortable and didn't think people would recognize an olympic athlete and started telling clients about her real life (insert palm to forehead emoji here). But I think she was just wrapped up in the life and didn't care - maybe it was part of the grandiose thinking/risk taking with bipolar mania?

And her husband.....dude just sat back (reluctantly), raised the kid like a single dad, while she did her thing. I think it ended with her trying to salvage their marriage.

Aurora_Sunset
09-21-2017, 10:02 AM
Suze Hamilton? Sounds very familiar to her story. One of my favorite 20/20 specials. She eventually got caught because she was too comfortable and didn't think people would recognize an olympic athlete (insert palm to forehead emoji here). But I think she was just wrapped up in the live and didnt care.

And her husband.....dude just sat back (reluctantly), raised the kid like a single dad, while she did her thing. I think it ended with her trying to salvage their marriage.

Yep! Suzy Favor Hamilton. Yeah, she started off trying to be discrete, but then she started telling clients, on purpose all the time, who she was. She was exposed by some online reporter, because a client who was butthurt about something and knew her real identity tipped him off. Her husband was always mad about it, but knew she was just gonna do what she wanted to do and they had already agreed to an open marriage. By the end of the book, she was on medication, had stopped escorting obviously, and was focused on her family. I wish she hadn't had to go through exposure to get help, but she really was obviously drowning under bipolar disorder. She makes a point to say that she doesn't regret any of it and still supports any of her friends who choose to do sex work, but for her, it was driven by complete inhibition to the point of recklessness. It was a good book. But it made me miss Vegas! lol

Glamourmilf
09-21-2017, 08:45 PM
I really want to be in Vegas. Like... I have had the urge for over a month now and I can't get it out of my head. I love Vegas so much and really think I would enjoy living there, like I had planned to a couple years ago. I think about it constantly.

I just finished this book, Fast Girl, about this woman who becomes a top Vegas escort, but it's mostly a story about how this risky sexual behavior was driven by her undiagnosed bipolar disorder. Even though it's supposed to be this almost "cautionary tale" type story, I couldn't help feeling the entire time like "omg, that's what I want my life to be! I want to be in Vegas! I want that atmosphere. I want that life." I was already wanting to be there, and now I'm obsessed.

Ugh, I just don't think the midwest is for me anymore. The only thing keeping me from spontaneously hopping on a plane and taking a Vegas weekend away to party is my sick cat and the fact that his vet bills have left me in a position where I literally don't have the money to even irresponsibly spend.

The athletic from fast girl, Suzie favor Hamilton gives an awesome interview on Heather McDonald's podcast.
Just Google " Juicy scoop" and scroll down until you get to that episode.
Heather also interviews a dominatrix, and lots of people in the sex business.
She said that she has a fascination with sex workers.
Enjoy.:)

WendiStarr
09-22-2017, 12:22 PM
If I had to choose between eating a pussy or sucking a dick, I'd rather eat a pussy than suck a dick. Sucking dick gives you a sore neck and jaw and it's like they want to shove the whole damn thing down your throat in the most awkwardly uncomfortable positions.

whirlerz
09-22-2017, 05:11 PM
Yea, I think they deliberately delay it too^

lilylilylily
09-22-2017, 07:34 PM
I hate sucking dick! That's one thing I don't miss about having a guy in my life.. plus I have a tiny mouth and jaw, plus can't breath well from my nose. It's really a lot of work lol

Glamourmilf
09-22-2017, 09:07 PM
If I had to choose between eating a pussy or sucking a dick, I'd rather eat a pussy than suck a dick. Sucking dick gives you a sore neck and jaw and it's like they want to shove the whole damn thing down your throat in the most awkwardly uncomfortable positions.


I hate sucking dick! That's one thing I don't miss about having a guy in my life.. plus I have a tiny mouth and jaw, plus can't breath well from my nose. It's really a lot of work lol
Probably why it's called a blowJOB. Cause it is. A stinky one too from my experience.
I don't miss it at all.

Legz541
09-23-2017, 01:05 AM
I'm so antisocial. I went to the mall yesterday, went in one store and left. Went home and shopped online instead. All the stores I wanted to visit are the ones with sales people constantly trying to help you. I like to just zone out and blow my money in peace.

Glamourmilf
09-23-2017, 05:29 AM
I'm so antisocial. I went to the mall yesterday, went in one store and left. Went home and shopped online instead. All the stores I wanted to visit are the ones with sales people constantly trying to help you. I like to just zone out and blow my money in peace.

Ugh! I feel you..
I have to go to a specialty store that sells something I need for a cam video.
The mall is the only place that sells what I need.
Dreading it.
I haven't been to a mall since the 80's.

miss.a.p1600
09-23-2017, 07:58 AM
If I had to choose between eating a pussy or sucking a dick, I'd rather eat a pussy than suck a dick. Sucking dick gives you a sore neck and jaw and it's like they want to shove the whole damn thing down your throat in the most awkwardly uncomfortable positions.

Ive always wondered what its like to munch a carpet. I always had bisexual/lesbian fantasies but never brought into reality because I was too scared to go down on another woman. I guess I would do it if she had a pretty pussy, was fresh out the shower, and cleaned her pussy well. (I've heard too many horror stories from guy friends but these jokers are probably just sensationalizing an issue that happens maybe a very small percentage of times - causing my irrational beliefs).

Ill never forget the first time i sucked a dick. I felt like a deer in headlights. Like wtf am I supposed to do? So I literally start just licking that mother fucker - like an ice cream cone lol! Dude was like have you ever done this before? LOL

I had to watch a few dick sucking porns (the good ones where the woman goes to all out and the dude comes fast) to quickly figure it out.


I hate sucking dick! That's one thing I don't miss about having a guy in my life.. plus I have a tiny mouth and jaw, plus can't breath well from my nose. It's really a lot of work lol

Ill totally trade places with you haha. I havent done it in a while but back when I was more sexually active I actually got turned on doing it - weird. But I got pretty good at it and could make dudes come from doing it - except I had yet to master the deepthroating.

Only thing about sucking dick is never, I mean NEVER, do them before they have given you an orgasm (unless you don't care about them giving you an orgasm)

miss.a.p1600
09-23-2017, 08:09 AM
The dude i met online took me on another date. this time a nice dinner.

I enjoyed it for the most part. Except the part where he started talking and food flew out of his mouth and into the appetizer chips. ick! but i guess that could happen to anyone. And he is heavy handed and rubbed my back (hard) and was holding my hand (squeezing hard). Idk how to tell him hes too heavy handed.

But overall It was a good date and I had a good time.

amberlly
09-23-2017, 02:58 PM
The dude i met online took me on another date. this time a nice dinner.

I enjoyed it for the most part. Except the part where he started talking and food flew out of his mouth and into the appetizer chips. ick! but i guess that could happen to anyone. And he is heavy handed and rubbed my back (hard) and was holding my hand (squeezing hard). Idk how to tell him hes too heavy handed.

But overall It was a good date and I had a good time.

Yay glad it was a good date. The heavy handed thing is tricky tho. Not sure how you get around that!

amberlly
09-23-2017, 02:59 PM
I'm going out later to see a group of old friends and I so don't want to go. I'm sure I'll like it once I'm there but getting ready is like... Ugh

LoveyDovey
09-23-2017, 05:29 PM
Ditching work to work on my screenplay. I just can't with the club anymore. By the end of October I should be done writing and I hope to sell it shortly thereafter. My permit expires end of December/early January and I *really* do not want to renew my permit.

miss.a.p1600
09-23-2017, 07:12 PM
Just discovering this Cardi B broad and this broad is hilarious. Saw a youtube video of her with no makeup and rollers in her hair talking about her dude wanted to see her with no weave. Then she goes on a rant about her hair texture and how she "got them kitchens in the front AND the back" omg lol!! THen she goes on to say if her hair "dont dry a certain way it feels like pussy hair" ---- Im dying laughing. Not about her hair texture but the fact shes so comedic about it.

seashell
09-24-2017, 03:14 AM
My confession is that the hot prince charming Croatian guy I hooked up with earlier this year saw that I'm back in Europe, and asked to hang out.

D:

Glamourmilf
09-24-2017, 07:18 AM
I'm so antisocial. I went to the mall yesterday, went in one store and left. Went home and shopped online instead. All the stores I wanted to visit are the ones with sales people constantly trying to help you. I like to just zone out and blow my money in peace.

Plus, for me being an HSP, they're too damn loud, with lots of stimuli.
I had to go to Spencer Gifts to get something I needed for a custom video, and don't have time to order it online.
It's the first time I've been to this mall.....And last time. I got so overwhelmed that I couldn't figure out how to get out of there!
I remembered that when I first moved here last fall, and asked the locals what they did all summer when the temps are over 100/115 everyday.
Every person I asked said that they go to the mall.Eek!
I'd rather die.

WendiStarr
09-24-2017, 09:15 AM
Sometimes I wish I could be a kid again. I went to Toys R Us to get my daughter's birthday wishlist items. For a minute I forgot that I'm 30 years old and not a kid anymore. They have way cooler toys than they did when I was growing up. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my purple princess dress, hanging out with my electronic pet Dinosaur in my princess castle tent while making mini red velvet cakes in my Easy Bake Oven.

Elektra Luxx
09-24-2017, 09:45 AM
I went to a birthday party with bf on his side of the family and of course my sister and her husband are there. I've know his family for years but it's different because I'm not DD's little sister this time, I'm P's girlfriend. Maybe it's me, I feel different, it's just a weird. I felt like I was under more scrutiny, like everyone is like "So, YOU and P are together now...huh?" Everyone is very nice, but I stayed in the background while he did his thing with his family. Even my sister said later "What's up with you?"

Aurora_Sunset
09-24-2017, 01:55 PM
I have this one client, who doesn't even contact me that often, and truth be told, he's like... the easiest client ever. But he's so dang weird, I have a hard time wanting to agree to an appointment with him.

He has this major tic where he twitches and lets out a halting "laugh" constantly. I've learned to ignore it for the most part, but conversation becomes awkward when I can't tell if he's laughing at something I said or is just making the noise, and I feel like if I start laughing along with him but he wasn't laughing, I'll offend him. So I keep conversation to a minimum.

He basically comes in, undresses, and starts masturbating. He doesn't want me to touch his dick. He absolutely does not want a blowjob or for me to touch his penis with my mouth at all. He doesn't even want me to touch myself and will actively pull my hand away if I try to stimulate myself, even through my underwear lol Sometimes, he'll semi-roughly "rub/jerk" my crotch through my pants for about 12 seconds and then ask if I came.... After about 3 minutes of rolling around, pawing at me like a high school virgin and stroking his own cock, he'll ask for a condom. I'll climb on top of him, and he very specifically wants me to squat and bounce up and down using my legs. We do this for about one minute. He'll ask for a tissue, take the condom off, and then ask for "titty fucking" - by which he means, I lie down, and he kneels over me, groping my boob for another 30 seconds until he ejaculates on my stomach. The second he's done, he shoots up, says "That was fun," and jumps in the shower.

From a technical standpoint, he is the easiest "hour long" 15-minute appointment ever. I barely have to do anything because he doesn't want me to, and then he's done and leaves. But he's just so weird and particular, I balk at seeing him. I shouldn't though lol

22lligm
09-24-2017, 05:34 PM
I'm going thru some changes recently. Like starting a new 'regular' job soon and possibly starting a serious relationship. I'm ready for some major changes because I've been starting to really get over dancing and have been feeling like I'm ready to end that chapter of my life completely. I've also been single for two years now since dumping my ex.

It's kind of cool because I saw a tarot card lady a little while back and she told me these things were going to happen. Like I would start a new job and meet a new guy soon (not that vague but that's the gist lol). These two years of being single and just dancing have been great but I feel like I'm ready to move on... with a more 'normal' life I guess. Hopefully this all pans out how I want it to.

MissMoore
09-24-2017, 06:25 PM
I didn't read the directions on the diet pills I just bought.... I double the dosage by accident.... I think I'll be sending the rest of my Sunday evening in the bathroom. :(

lilylilylily
09-24-2017, 07:40 PM
I prefer doing all my errands at night, it's dark, not too many people around. The stores are almost empty. It's so peaceful just to do everything at night.

MissMoore
09-24-2017, 11:22 PM
Yep...... didn't get to cam at all tonight but since the diet pill fiasco I will be looking like Michelle Pfeiffer sooner than later.

Legz541
09-24-2017, 11:27 PM
Plus, for me being an HSP, they're too damn loud, with lots of stimuli.
I had to go to Spencer Gifts to get something I needed for a custom video, and don't have time to order it online.
It's the first time I've been to this mall.....And last time. I got so overwhelmed that I couldn't figure out how to get out of there!
I remembered that when I first moved here last fall, and asked the locals what they did all summer when the temps are over 100/115 everyday.
Every person I asked said that they go to the mall.Eek!
I'd rather die.
I get anxiety going sometimes. Idk why, never did when I was younger. Work is so mentally exhausting for me because I'm such an introvert. The last thing I want to do on my day off is wander around in a mob of strangers.

Glamourmilf
09-25-2017, 07:54 AM
I get anxiety going sometimes. Idk why, never did when I was younger. Work is so mentally exhausting for me because I'm such an introvert. The last thing I want to do on my day off is wander around in a mob of strangers.

Oh, yes. For sure that must be the reason.
I used to live for the mall when I was a teenager. Even my first 2 jobs were in the mall.
But now, since I deal with hundreds of needy men on cam, and some needy friends all day, and I'm done.

baer45
09-25-2017, 08:10 AM
We usually find ourselves compliant about spoil brats in here. But I want to say the oppsite situation is also very annoying. I spent last weekend camping with two ladies. One of them, Deb, she's not doing so well in these days(she was a stripper). so she wanted to split every single bill three ways no matter how small the bill is. It's awkward and brought back so many bad memories... I absolutely hate being dirt poor! I hate it!

miss.a.p1600
09-25-2017, 11:15 AM
Sometimes I wish I could be a kid again. I went to Toys R Us to get my daughter's birthday wishlist items. For a minute I forgot that I'm 30 years old and not a kid anymore. They have way cooler toys than they did when I was growing up. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my purple princess dress, hanging out with my electronic pet Dinosaur in my princess castle tent while making mini red velvet cakes in my Easy Bake Oven.

Haha yes being a kid and not having adult responsibilities was the best.

Toys R Us filed for bankruptcy. Yall better hit them liquidated stores.

vanessa_mtl
09-25-2017, 12:03 PM
Ditching work to work on my screenplay. I just can't with the club anymore. By the end of October I should be done writing and I hope to sell it shortly thereafter. My permit expires end of December/early January and I *really* do not want to renew my permit.

It can take years to sell screenplays, novels, and other forms of creative work. Do you have an agent? Are you a member of any women in the arts type of networking groups online or IRL- these can help you learn to pitch and hook you up with Opportunities. Try binders full of women writers on FB they have a screenwriters chapter. Writing is a long game- I started at 21. Scrapped my first novel- it wasn't good enough. Started getting my reviews and articles published at 25. Now I'm just starting to find markets for my crative work in the last few years. Sometimes things move faster in Hollywood- but usually that's if you're a known entity or you're selling the rights to a hot commodity (think Gone Girl- it was already a hit novel). This is not to discourage you! Follow your dreams! Just know that you're going to have to knock on a million doors and many will never open because Artistic work is a pyramid scheme for rich people with occasional talented scrappy people breaking into it. Literally the only way to get a tv writing job is a) have gone to Yale or Harvard, b) have a hit play c) you also need to be under 35 b/c if you're not they will wonder why they haven't heard of you yet. Movies are also hard to break into because the industry is going through a downturn. However, I'm sure your story is amazing and will resonate with audiences, that's why networking is so important. Having more than one person in your corner.

miss.a.p1600
09-25-2017, 07:05 PM
I guess I kind of like the old dude.

He's quite different from the guys ive dated in the past. In a good way. He seems like a good father, seems like he'd make a good partner, patient/understanding, exercises and tries to stay fit/healthy, knows how to let the woman lead and not be all macho all the time. When I tell him stuff about people haggling me he seems to be on my side.

*sigh*

But now my harem is just him and I don't want to put all my eggs in one basket. I can't be monogamous if Im not in a monogamous relationship. Maybe I should find some other dudes to date _ just in case? Idk.

I'm stuck between not wanting to get my hopes up and thinking maybe im being pessimistic/attracting my own demise in relationships?

Elektra Luxx
09-26-2017, 06:15 AM
Have you ever looked at your biorhythms chart?
I swear, it's the most accurate thing I've found to make sense of moods, etc.
I don't get my period anymore, so I never could explain why I wake up and feel pissy, low energy, high energy, emotional,etc.
There are lots of free charts online.
Hope you feel better.

I woke up in a bitchy bad mood today and everyone that crosses me knows it. I looked at biorhythms sites, but I don't know how to read it. More later.

Elektra Luxx
09-26-2017, 12:21 PM
So I have this drunken one night stand with this guy at work. He brought over Malibu rum we get blitz before we know it we are all over each other. Well, just a little while ago he's talking me like nothing. I felt terrible after and he ghosted me completely and now he's talking to me? I considered him a friend and I know it was a mistake and I wanted to talk it out, but it's too late for that.

miss.a.p1600
09-26-2017, 07:26 PM
So the older dude said he told his friends about me : 0

What if things go well but turns out he has a micropeen? Ive never been with anyone less than 6 inches. I don't know wtf im going to do if that happens.

I'm trying to get past the whole indoor pet thing too. He told me his pet had diarrhea ..... in his kitchen. But before this he said he wanted to cook for me........ : X

baer45
09-26-2017, 07:51 PM
watched a few episodes of one tree hill...felt old...time passes by so fast.

Aurora_Sunset
09-27-2017, 07:12 AM
I filled out an online app to work at a local haunted house, and there's supposed to be an orientation/training tonight. Working at a haunted house is something I've always wanted to do, but considering the hours and minimum wage pay, right now, I might be better off just leaving my schedule open for escort appointments. I don't know if I want to go to the training tonight or just blow it off. But when I brought it up to my boyfriend last week and we argued about how it would interfere with things we were planning to do in October, I put up such a stink about not being able to do the things I want to do, that now that I got my way, it would feel stupid not to do it.

seashell
09-27-2017, 02:32 PM
I've been working my ass off and saving money for my visa in Czech Republic, ever since last year, when I decided to do my TEFL course there. I needed a bank statement showing that I had $5000 in my account. Well, I got close a few times, but never quite made it, and I was afraid to ask anyone to lend me money. My savings were always eaten up by student loans and healthcare payments and travel expenses. But now I only have a month left to get my visa paperwork in, and I decided to finally ask for help.

A family friend decided to help me out with $4000.

When I saw that she was willing to help, I just started crying. I've worked so hard, and I agonized over it for so long, just because I felt bad asking for help. But she was here the whole time.

In a way, I feel like leaving Czech Republic last year because of this bank statement issue was completely idiotic. I should have just reached out to someone. But I don't like to live with regrets. If I had asked for help, I never would have gone to Croatia or France or New York on my own. I never would have come back to the US and learned how to make a great income camming. I wouldn't have the faith in myself that I have now, knowing I can get through tough times and be self-sufficient with just a laptop and an internet connection.

I'm glad that things worked out the way they did. And I can finally relax.

baer45
09-27-2017, 06:29 PM
I am pretty jelly right now. Some girls are just born to be perfect. I wish I have a body like hers.

Alicia Schmidt, 18, is tipped as a future star of German athletics

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/493/129/3129493/you-just-wanna-see-a-bunch-of-skimpy-photos-of-her.JPG
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/503/129/3129503/skimpy-selfies.JPG
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/495/129/3129495/not-only-does-alicia-have-over-30000-followers-on-instagram.JPG
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/487/129/3129487/as-the-18-year-old-is-stupid-hot.JPG

Prettyglitter
09-28-2017, 06:35 AM
Excited about returning from my retirement. I'm older and a lot more wise than I was when I first started. This go round I will NOT squander all the money I've made. I've got a master plan and I thrill this is going to be a sexy and profitable journey!

amberlly
09-28-2017, 08:40 AM
I'm coming off meds that makes me feel like I'm stuck in a time warp. Kill. Me.

amberlly
09-29-2017, 05:36 AM
Went through a phase of caring of what other people think of me. Realising yet again what an utter waste of time it is.

A. I'll never win their approval
B. I don't want it

whirlerz
09-30-2017, 04:21 PM
I let aggravation about this shit hotel I live in get the best of me, & pigged out on a pumpkin shake n' grill chicken sandwich..
Well I didn't eat a whole lot today but still..
I also sliced open my finger trying to open something
I need to do a power walk around the outside perimeter of eldumpo, since the lazy ass shuttle driver won't get up & check around since we had a theft
Also the one bitch that works here is a mgr ass kissing cunt who's jealous of me.
I mean I smile in her ignorant face, yep
Thanks, needed to get that out

LoveyDovey
10-01-2017, 02:14 AM
Out of nowhere, I must have masturbated 5 times today. Wtf???

I read that asparagus increases sex drive. Well I ate asparagus last night.

miss.a.p1600
10-01-2017, 12:49 PM
Mild Financial Domination success!!! Got this dude to spend roughly $873.25 (kind of pissed the damn site took half those pimps!) Well good thing is it was Easy money because sometimes he wanted me to ignore him. He also wanted to know if I told any of my girlfriends lol! So here it is.....Laugh away ladies. Ill make sure to tell him next time. }:D And why my likes are at 666 now wtf?

Elektra Luxx
10-01-2017, 01:39 PM
Out of nowhere, I must have masturbated 5 times today. Wtf???

I read that asparagus increases sex drive. Well I ate asparagus last night.

Note to self, add asparagus to grocery list.

amberlly
10-01-2017, 02:45 PM
Nice work!

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-01-2017, 02:56 PM
Is it true that eating lots of asparagus makes your pee smell extra pungent?

WendiStarr
10-01-2017, 04:05 PM
^That is true. It does. I love asparagus but it makes pee have a strong smell.