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kaiarose
10-20-2010, 01:31 PM
LMFAO Avery, I'm soo bad..
hot4ablackchick
10-20-2010, 01:35 PM
I ate wayyyy too many Reese's mini peanut butter cups.
I can't stop thinking about cock. Cock Cock Cock. I really need a nice, long, hard, fuck. I also have a yeast infection. Sigh.
fantasiarene
10-20-2010, 02:28 PM
Had awesome sex with new guy this morning...twice! OMG I got to his place after work thus morning not expecting anything and oh boy. I got disappointed because he wouldn't cum after almost 45 minutes. Six hours later get to wake up to wonderful sex again and he finally cums after almost an hour. Mmmm can we please make it a third today? I can still walk lol.
_Avery_
10-20-2010, 03:04 PM
UGH. :(
tempest666
10-20-2010, 03:12 PM
If anyone is going to Albuquerque go work at knockouts and tell Art that I miss him. :(
kaiarose
10-20-2010, 04:24 PM
I confess:
I'm not going into work tonight. I could possibly be on the schedule and if so, it's a $100 fine that I won't pay so I'll have to quit. I don't care anymore.
I can not motivate myself. Not only that, my ass is breaking out and I can't dance like that.
It's fucking embarrassing and gross.
I honestly feel like I'm about to snap and am on the verge of tears. Either my period is right around the corner, or I need that anxiety medication ASAP! My heart is literally pounding in my throat right now...I feel like I'm about to choke just thinking about work.
I gotta focus much more attention on MGF...am gonna log on there tonight and see what happens.
Aww, I'm sorry :( I really hate to see you go too :'( I can tell you, if you ever get the urge to dance in the summer time again.... I'm sure the doors will be open for you :) Good luck with everything... will be stalking you on FB and SW :D
prettysammie
10-20-2010, 04:43 PM
I got raped today by an apple pie. It violated me over and over again until I finished the whole thing. And then its friend, a pint of vanilla ice cream had its way with me too. And I loved it. I feel so dirty.
DesuvsDeath
10-20-2010, 04:47 PM
^^^My mouth got assaulted by Carrot Lava Cake last week.
It just kept inserting itself... bite after bite. There was nothing I could do.
prettysammie
10-20-2010, 04:48 PM
Those bastards! I'm so going to get revenge and take advantage of that plate of cupcakes I saw earlier! Stop me before I kill again!
_Avery_
10-20-2010, 05:17 PM
Aww, I'm sorry :( I really hate to see you go too :'( I can tell you, if you ever get the urge to dance in the summer time again.... I'm sure the doors will be open for you :) Good luck with everything... will be stalking you on FB and SW :D
Thanks sexy.
I haven't quit yet. Just gonna play stupid tomorrow if I did happen to be on the schedule. Pretty Boy asked what days I was going to work when I was getting outta my car and I said today, Wednesday and Thursday.
I'm not exactly sure if he put them down on the schedule though. I never signed like we usually have to.
Sooo...if I actually was on there, and end up having to pay, it'll definitely be my time to take a LOONNGGGG break! It'll be like it was "suppose" to happen, LOL
I'll find out tomorrow.
Gotta go in anyway to get my stuff...plus, Sammy has my dress! :P
_Avery_
10-20-2010, 05:17 PM
I got raped today by an apple pie. It violated me over and over again until I finished the whole thing. And then its friend, a pint of vanilla ice cream had its way with me too. And I loved it. I feel so dirty.
anddd....this was the best thing I read all day! LOL
prettysammie
10-20-2010, 06:08 PM
I get horny and hungry when I get stressed out. I need to find a new man to help me burn some calories stat before I get fat.
kaiarose
10-20-2010, 06:11 PM
I got raped today by an apple pie. It violated me over and over again until I finished the whole thing. And then its friend, a pint of vanilla ice cream had its way with me too. And I loved it. I feel so dirty.
If I had a penis, I would totally stick it in a warm apple pie...just sayin'..
tempest666
10-20-2010, 06:35 PM
I forgot! Your definition of a "bitch" is any woman that has an opinion different from yours and dares to voice it!!!!>:( Why must an intelligent mind, beautiful hazel eyes, a handsome face and a horse's cock be such a fucking asshole!!!! I remember why we're broken up!!!! But I can't bear the thought of excising him out of my life completely :-[
fantasiarene
10-20-2010, 06:54 PM
Anna I'm not kidding. I don't know how he's able to go so long. He's 32. It wasn't uncomfortable at all. He actually knows how to do it right. I feel so bad when he doesn't cum because I think I'm not doing a good job.
charlie61
10-20-2010, 07:04 PM
I forgot! Your definition of a "bitch" is any woman that has an opinion different from yours and dares to voice it!!!!>:( Why must an intelligent mind, beautiful hazel eyes, a handsome face and a horse's cock be such a fucking asshole!!!! I remember why we're broken up!!!! But I can't bear the thought of excising him out of my life completely :-[
Did you two break up???
tempest666
10-20-2010, 07:28 PM
Did you two break up???
I should have clarified....it's not chris its my chronic alcoholic ex who is fairly good company when he is sober. He can converse about music, art, history, current events etc. I just happened to catch him in a drunken stupor. He is most definitely my Richard Burton. :-[
hot4ablackchick
10-20-2010, 10:22 PM
I confess I just had a dreaded wrong text to the wrong person moment. In the middle of an intense sext session with my hubby, I sent the text to another guy. This guy doesn't call me and shows little interest in me. Now I've told him I want him to lay me on the bed, spread my ass, and fuck my pussy. It was meant for my hubby and now I am mortified.:-[
He sent back that he liked it, but now I don't know what kind of damage control to employ. I don't really want to hurt his feelings by telling him it wasn't meant for him (still embarrassing) OR let him think I am craving his cock, when he probably isn't thinking about me. Ugh.....The text was soooo dirty too :-[
DesuvsDeath
10-20-2010, 11:07 PM
I confess I just had a dreaded wrong text to the wrong person moment.
I did that to my friend Mary last week. Pretty similar message, too. :-[
carmen_b
10-21-2010, 11:39 AM
I'm a non smoker who was happy to find out this new city I'm in allows smoking at the strip club. Hell yeah. Dexter before work, not laundry.
KaylaM
10-21-2010, 11:45 AM
I ate wayyyy too many Reese's mini peanut butter cups.
I am addicted to Reese cups. I have to have at least one king size a day. I guess its a great substitute for drugs.
Christany
10-21-2010, 12:11 PM
If I had a penis, I would totally stick it in a warm apple pie...just sayin'..
I think I finally started to understand what male sex feels like the first time I did the parrafin wax treatment with my pedicure.
kaiarose
10-21-2010, 12:13 PM
I think I finally started to understand what male sex feels like the first time I did the parrafin wax treatment with my pedicure.
Huh??! LOL... getting waxed hurts... I is confused..
Christany
10-21-2010, 12:21 PM
Huh??! LOL... getting waxed hurts... I is confused..
Haha. Sorry, I didn't mean the hair waxing. You know how when you get pedicures, they'll have a hot melted wax option. You stick your foot in and it feels like hot warm goo. Then they let it stay on for a while and it eventually solidifies like a candle around your foot. It's supposed to moisturize I think. All I know is it feels so awesome.
kaiarose
10-21-2010, 12:26 PM
Haha. Sorry, I didn't mean the hair waxing. You know how when you get pedicures, they'll have a hot melted paraffin wax option. You stick your foot in and it feels like hot warm goo. Then they let it stay on for a while and it eventually solidifies like a candle around your foot. It's supposed to moisturize I think. All I know is it feels so awesome.
oooh sounds kinky }:D I have never had the pleasure of getting one of those.... But yea, I'd probably stick my penis in that too.
Christany
10-21-2010, 12:29 PM
oooh sounds kinky }:D I have never had the pleasure of getting one of those.... But yea, I'd probably stick my penis in that too.
lol, There needs to be a list. :D
Things to stick my hypothetical penis in....
kaiarose
10-21-2010, 12:37 PM
lol, There needs to be a list. :D
Things to stick my hypothetical penis in....
lmfao!!!! I would have a pretty long list... It would be even better if we only had a penis for 24hrs... ready, set, GO!!! I wouldn't be wearing pants allllll day... ;D
pixierocksonthepole
10-21-2010, 12:59 PM
I cannot wait until my husband and I are moved into our new place even if its short lived there until he is shipped out to boot camp or whatever. We need out alone time. And our time where we don't have to worry about someone walking in on us. ;) Just like the old days. 3-7 times a day. I can totally live with that again.
sananeko
10-21-2010, 03:15 PM
I'm going to a bondage party tonight, alone. I didn't even tell my boyfriend cause I want it not to be stressful for once...
Christany
10-21-2010, 03:32 PM
I confess, I chowed down on raw oatmeal and blue agave today. It was so good. Besides it's cold outside and I'm PMS-cranky. I finished off a whole 1/2 tub though!
...And, if I had a penis, I'd dip it in gravy.
Promnesiac
10-21-2010, 03:58 PM
I confess, I chowed down on raw oatmeal and blue agave today. It was so good. Besides it's cold outside and I'm PMS-cranky. I finished off a whole 1/2 tub though!
...And, if I had a penis, I'd dip it in gravy.
I had a similar incident with brazil nuts and raw honey. Mmmmmm
charlie61
10-21-2010, 04:00 PM
^ Yeah? Recipe?
_Avery_
10-21-2010, 04:30 PM
Turns out I was on the schedule for yesterday and today.
Didn't show up yesterday or today.
I don't care. :(
I didn't want to quit, but I didn't want to show up.
(Kinda like in Office Space..."I'm not gonna quit, I'm just not gonna go") LOL
anyway though, since it's $100 fine for not showing up and now will owe $200, I'm done.
I'm still going to talk to my boss (since he's a great guy), but no way am I paying $200.
I'm sad, but in a way, relieved. I hate dancing so much anymore.
Weird thing is, I feel worthless when I'm not dancing and not making an attempt to contribute, but feel stupid/frustrated/ugly when I'm in the club (not making shit). So, it's like, do I feel that way inside the club, or feel that way outside the club?
I did an online application last night for a local coffee shop. Gonna throw out some applications Monday. School orientation is in 2 weeks.
My husband says he's not mad, but why do I feel like he is?????
charlie61
10-21-2010, 04:33 PM
^ Giiiirl, I feel like you would kick ASS in a customer service job that isn't stripping. You clearly have an incredible personality. And that will be a massive asset in a million other jobs.
_Avery_
10-21-2010, 04:37 PM
^ Giiiirl, I feel like you would kick ASS in a customer service job that isn't stripping. You clearly have an incredible personality. And that will be a massive asset in a million other jobs.
Thank you so much. :)
I actually use to make pretty good tips when I was working at Starbucks LOL
I'm just gonna have to lie on all these applications since no one wants to hire a stripper LOL
charlie61
10-21-2010, 04:43 PM
Thank you so much. :)
I actually use to make pretty good tips when I was working at Starbucks LOL
I'm just gonna have to lie on all these applications since no one wants to hire a stripper LOL
Just smile a lot, act really excited to be there, and pretend like you're a big sponge who just wants to learn everything in the whole world about the coffee business. They'll eat it right up.
DirtyLittleSecret
10-21-2010, 05:00 PM
Confession:
I HATE the word "waif". I hate when ppl target "skinny" girls for their own problems. It brings back like middle school hatred when girls use to grab my wrist and say "your soooo skinny!". Its fuckin genetic. Some people are born with great metabolisms and are naturally tiny. Not EVERY skinny girl throws up or diets to be this way. I just can't stand it. It makes such a hatred pour out of me. I can't call people "fat" or "wilder beast" cause god forbid i offend them but they can call us "skinny" girls whatever the fuck they want. F*CK that! This is why i hate fat chicks. Yes i said it. I'm a fat-ist Just cause girls are skinny doesn't make them unhealthy or any less attractive then someone "curvy". There are extremes but there is also obese if we need to go there.....
Ahhhh much better.
P.S. I love girls that are "curvy" and bigger then little ol'me, so don't get me wrong. I think everyone is beautiful. But its the ones who take there insecurities out on "skinny" chicks that make me want to just......arrggh! Skinny chicks don't have it any easier.
Christany
10-21-2010, 10:06 PM
I had a similar incident with brazil nuts and raw honey. Mmmmmm
lol, do you do that thing where you mix it in a bowl and eat it with a spoon like cookie dough too? I swear it's like clockwork every autumn for me. I'll get this crazy pseudo half healthy craving out of nowhere (better than cakes and pies!). I think it's our body's way of saying less light on the horizon...Need more energy!
Jessie_tinydancer
10-22-2010, 11:11 AM
I have no clue what tomorrow brings and I cant for the life of me figure out if thats a good thing or a bad thing. My instinct is good but I also the fear that I could risk it all nags at me.
carmen_b
10-25-2010, 03:13 PM
My head is cluttered . I can not decide what I am going to do. I have today partially figured out and that's all.
With dancing ... I pretty much am working remotely for a month for day job, so a stripper trip could happen. I'd have to plan it though. I could stick the stupid little clubs within a small drive or I could go somewhere new. I have to decide.
With men .... Ex invited me to Vegas this weekend . It would be fun. He's a partier, so he's leave me alone to go to the spa until dinner and then I could party with him for a couple hours ( that's all I have in me if I'm not being paid ). If I go with him, it will probably make J leave me and I'm not sure if I even care ( he did a big fat nothing when in three months of knowing me to always pull successful dancer trips, I can home early just emotionally drained ). I was stupid and missed my dog terribly so went to visit the dog / ex yesterday.
So yeah .... lots of deciding which I hate.
4everresolutions
10-26-2010, 01:41 AM
I worked 2 days last week, and made a total of $250 bucks. Lowest week for me, EVER.
I think I'm already burned out, and I think I want to quit dancing. I just can't do this anymore.
_Avery_
10-26-2010, 11:22 AM
I worked 2 days last week, and made a total of $250 bucks. Lowest week for me, EVER.
I think I'm already burned out, and I think I want to quit dancing. I just can't do this anymore.
It's gotta be something in the air/water because I've never seen so many girls at once have stripper burn out this bad. :(
To the point of quitting.
I put a few applications out today, but the weather is so nasty, I didn't feel safe driving. Soo...hopefully I'll be able to put out some more tomorrow.
Also, really wanna confess something...but....err...I'm gonna wait. :-X
DirtyLittleSecret
10-26-2010, 12:04 PM
I hate my SO so bad right now, even my own dreams are telling me run.
He disrespects me and makes fun of everything i like (SW especially), he gropes me all the damn time like i'm some piece of meat (no matter how many times i tell him no, then i'm a moody bitch), and allows his "airsoft" friends to disrespect me (but i'm being "unrational bitch" on that apparently). UGH! He just doesn't respect me at all.
I don't know if i can take it anymore. He's never gonna change and he's proud of it.
(Hell he even told me he would rather prove me wrong and feel stupid instead of agreeing to disagree on any debate. WTF?)
_Avery_
10-26-2010, 12:10 PM
Delete.
_Avery_
10-26-2010, 01:23 PM
I've said like 10 words to my husband all day......
I want to scream.
kaiarose
10-26-2010, 01:29 PM
I've said like 10 words to my husband all day......
I want to scream.
:( That sucks Avery.... I'm sure that whole thing yesterday was just icing on the cake huh??! True feelings came out..
_Avery_
10-26-2010, 02:32 PM
Delete.
kaiarose
10-26-2010, 02:35 PM
Aren't you a Taurus??! lol... Oy, 2 bull heads in one house..lol
_Avery_
10-26-2010, 02:40 PM
Oh, no, I'm a Pisces...lol
Sensitive, emotional...lol...complete opposite of a Taurus. :P
kaiarose
10-26-2010, 02:43 PM
Pisces??! I didn't even know that...totally thought you were a Taurus.. I know all about water signs... I'm a moody ass Cancer.