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lokikola
11-07-2011, 10:25 PM
In a few more days it will make it a whole YEAR since I had sex. If I make it that far, I'm selling my year old virginity on Craiglist. Not giving it away for free!

PS I'm 23 how pathetic is that?!!

DesuvsDeath
11-07-2011, 10:34 PM
PS I'm 23 how pathetic is that?!!
I went a year without sex from 24-25. There just wasn't anyone to interest me.

If you discount sex I was mostly too drunk to remember, I actually went something like 5 years with no sex.

missjzone
11-08-2011, 09:17 PM
i confess more and more the filter from my brain to my tongue just isnt working much anymore.. and I like it this way

Vyanka
11-08-2011, 09:41 PM
Yay! My regular bought me a chanel bag today with matching wallet and a burberry dressy trench coat.

pink_bunny
11-09-2011, 12:12 AM
}:DThis girl at my work has been bullying me at work and making fun of my hair, clothes, etc. I am going to put a large spider in her suitcase.. and possibly do the ol' dumb and dumber prank:::)

kitinboots
11-09-2011, 04:04 AM
Yay! My regular bought me a chanel bag today with matching wallet and a burberry dressy trench coat.

Wow :) sounds like a good regular!

firemaiden04
11-09-2011, 07:22 AM
Yay! My regular bought me a chanel bag today with matching wallet and a burberry dressy trench coat.

Wow, that's awesome! I LOVE Burberry! Lol, send him my way when you're done with him.

HollyStJohn
11-09-2011, 09:57 AM
After more than a decade of putting up with my mother's dumbass, drug-addicted, man-chasing ways, I finally told her I didn't want to talk to her, see her, communicate with her in any way and haven't heard from her in over a month... maybe even two now. And I seriously have never been happier in my life. I'm considering skipping out on celebrating the holidays with her side of the family just because I know she'll be there. }:D

Vyanka
11-09-2011, 01:57 PM
Wow :) sounds like a good regular!

He's been the perfect gentleman, so far.


Wow, that's awesome! I LOVE Burberry! Lol, send him my way when you're done with him.

As soon as he enters the creepy/sexual hinting factor, i'll gladly pass him on. LOL. I can't deal with regulars, they are work. He is the first regular/customer i've dealt with. I have no patience.

Jessie_tinydancer
11-09-2011, 02:18 PM
^ Awww I was just telling my friend I passed on a $1600 Burberry handbag that was reduced to $500 and a week later when I realized I was an idiot I went back and it was gone :( I still regret it now and that was a year ago lol. I remember thinking why can't some customer just come buy this for me? But I wasn't in my home city. Bummer.

Vyanka
11-09-2011, 03:15 PM
^ Awww I was just telling my friend I passed on a $1600 Burberry handbag that was reduced to $500 and a week later when I realized I was an idiot I went back and it was gone :( I still regret it now and that was a year ago lol. I remember thinking why can't some customer just come buy this for me? But I wasn't in my home city. Bummer.

I have to get my sleeves hemmed. He told me we can come back again when the tailor is in the store to buy/fix it. I told him no, bc then it wont be there next time...him included. LOL. I'll go back and get it fixed. Man spent over 5Gs on me last night, I can get the tailoring done myself. haha.

Jessie_tinydancer
11-09-2011, 04:36 PM
^hahaha good call.

missjzone
11-09-2011, 05:56 PM
}:DThis girl at my work has been bullying me at work and making fun of my hair, clothes, etc. I am going to put a large spider in her suitcase.. and possibly do the ol' dumb and dumber prank:::)


haha!! thats funny

Spinnerette
11-09-2011, 06:12 PM
I'm scared of reverting. For some reason, I was practically near tears when he told me I was beautiful tonight and realized I didn't believe it. I stopped caring about being ugly a long time ago yet all of a sudden it really mattered that I not look like a crackwhore on efukt right then. :( I also felt bad because the reason I don't trust his opinion is because he's a man and I was naked. :/ What a shite thing to think.

(it's really not that serious. i'm laughing about it)

DesuvsDeath
11-10-2011, 02:05 AM
In theory - I like the idea of love and long term relationships and all that nonsense.

In practice - I'm trying to figure out the easiest way to get two hot bodied men to fuck me at the same time...

charlie61
11-10-2011, 07:25 PM
He's been the perfect gentleman, so far.



As soon as he enters the creepy/sexual hinting factor, i'll gladly pass him on. LOL. I can't deal with regulars, they are work. He is the first regular/customer i've dealt with. I have no patience.

Right? Regulars can be HUGE downers.

Maybe someday I'll strip in a city that attracts enough customers to the point where regulars aren't necessary..

_Avery_
11-11-2011, 07:23 AM
:D ...

kitinboots
11-11-2011, 11:11 AM
I feel like shit
Went in a bit of a bender yesterday. Dunno what I put up my nose this time.
Messiness.
I've managed 2 hours of sleep and something to eat and now I'm counting down to normal sleeping time again.
I want a cuddle.

Susan-Va
11-11-2011, 04:45 PM
I have started to get rid of all the negative people in my life, cut them out completely. God it feels good!

Vyanka
11-11-2011, 05:01 PM
I have started to get rid of all the negative people in my life, cut them out completely. God it feels good!

Good for you. People like that can be so draining and unhealthy. Good riddance. You don't need it.

Kat w
11-11-2011, 07:24 PM
^^ Yep. I was just talking about this to one of my friends.

Susan-Va
11-12-2011, 10:42 AM
It feels so good to purge these people from my life! Since I moved out of the ex-husband's house I've decided that my life is a do-over, and getting rid of these people is the first step. This is the happiest I've been in a long, long time and I love it!

Kellydancer
11-12-2011, 12:15 PM
Sometime ridding yourself of negative people is important. A few years ago I did the same and am happy I did. These people were trying to bring me to their level and it wasn't fun. I only wish I had dumped them years ago.

carmen_b
11-12-2011, 10:54 PM
I'm trying to make this J thing work but yesterday he was a straight up ass ( ornery because he was hungry ). I'll try to keep it to a nutshell but the bottom line is that grown adults should not act like dicks when hungry, they should go to the 7-11 and buy a granola bar and hold it together.
So ..... my navy boy has reappeared and has offered to take my on a really nice 3 day mini vacation ( by take me ... he means .... pay for everything ) and I'm trying REALLY hard to turn this trip down.
J has not made it easy. I haven't said anything about the trip to J but I'm tempted to scream " get it together or I'm getting on a plane with S in an hour ". Lol.
K .... that's all . Whew. The navy guy is a little annoying but he's harmless and fun . He knows I've got a bf. I'm trying to do the right thing damn it.

carmen_b
11-15-2011, 08:47 PM
^ J was sweet and fucked me silly. I'm happy with him again.

No temptation to travel with this other dude. His offer did inspire me to earmark a bit for a solo trip where he wanted to go though. It sounds super cool .

kaiarose
11-16-2011, 12:59 PM
What the hell is wrong with me?!! I am a happily married woman. I love my husband to death. Totally in love with him. I get butterflies around him and am soo attracted to him it's nauseating...lol.. However, I want to kiss other guys so freaking badly. Just kiss. The really bad part is that it's probably going to happen. At least with one of the guys that I really want. It has nothing to do with my husband. It doesn't make me love him any less. Of course I feel guilty but damn! Maybe it's because he and I have been together for 9 years and we don't really make out anymore.
My friend and I both know this guy and both think he's hot. So we were fantasizing that she'd fuck him while I kissed him. A three-some without my being naked... lol... Oy vey..

Spinnerette
11-16-2011, 03:53 PM
This is relevant to this thread. I LIKE UGG boots and I wish people would stop putting them into the same category as Crocs. Whereas Crocs are legitimately hideous and have no situation in which I can see them being worn without looking doofy as shit, UGGS get a bad rap simply because people hate how certain individuals style them (UGGS and miniskirts???) and what that individual represents. Kind of how once mainstream white America catches on to a slang term or a meme it stops being cool...

*ahem* That is all.

MistyRose
11-17-2011, 08:35 AM
I don't know is it winter depression or PMS or they're combined, but I feel shitty. I'm the embodiment of crabby right now and it reflects on my job. *insert unarticulated sounds here* I piss myself off.

whirlerz
11-17-2011, 10:30 AM
I don't know is it winter depression or PMS or they're combined, but I feel shitty. I'm the embodiment of crabby right now and it reflects on my job. *insert unarticulated sounds here* I piss myself off.

This!^ Exactly! + what we do is no piece of cake. This time of year's rough for me, & a lot of ppl) for a lot of reasons, too

kitinboots
11-18-2011, 07:29 AM
I kick started my diet by not eating for 24 hours. I drank coffee and champagne but no food.
I've eaten now though :) nicely full of muesli :)

michele11
11-18-2011, 03:04 PM
OMG I met this custie in key west and he gave me a tom of money. He was flying out on his private jet the next day and I said nooooo it's my bday.......so he said give me your account number and I'll send you a bday present. Sure as shit a little late but I checked my account today and he sent me 800.Yes for nice custies who don't expect something from you!

kitinboots
11-19-2011, 04:37 AM
I didn't imagine it would be this hard.
I've been with my man everyday since we got back together, but that was less than 2 months ago. On Thursday I left the country to work again for 2-3 weeks. I missed him from the moment I left. I can't stop thinking about him. All day every day.
I've managed 6months long distance with a different guy before and it was never this hard.
I want so badly to lie next to him, skin on skin, and feel his breath on the back if my neck, be held close...
This is driving me crazy. I hate not being able to switch it off.

Anastasia Foxx
11-19-2011, 05:42 AM
OMG I met this custie in key west and he gave me a tom of money. He was flying out on his private jet the next day and I said nooooo it's my bday.......so he said give me your account number and I'll send you a bday present. Sure as shit a little late but I checked my account today and he sent me 800.Yes for nice custies who don't expect something from you!


It never occurred to you to *not* give out your account information? I'm sure that now that he knows how to put money in he has a way to take money out.

:banghead:

michele11
11-19-2011, 10:54 AM
Thanks Botm! I own two rental properties and that's how my tenants pay me! Same way many of my friends who own properties get paid. Also don't know were you bank but since i've been with this bank for years and have 2 mortgages with them I think they're familiar with my spending habits and such so. I use to be scared to do this but my friend who owns rental properties longer than me said yeah without a routing number there isn't much they can do even with it and since he flew in on a private jet and spent a ton I don't think he needs my money!

michele11
11-19-2011, 06:52 PM
Yeah, I give my tenants my account number so when I travel they can just go deposit the rent. He asked if I was comfortable doing so and whatever I was comfortable with and I could of said western union but that's a pia and since I've done it that way with my tenants I felt fine in doing so and yeah lol at yeah he's gonna put 800 in there but then try to steal from me.

sananeko
11-19-2011, 07:25 PM
I'm happy that I finally was able to have friends over to chat and laugh with. I was abit scared cause I'm just not use to having others in my home cause of how the ex left it.. I never feel its clean enough or I have enough snacks for everyone. It went well and I hope to have them over again.

OliveJardin
11-20-2011, 08:29 AM
My "live-in-ex" (long story) drank one of my senna etc laxative teas by mistake *giggles*. I'm not sure how he finished a cup without tasting the difference between it & my other herbal teas (apparently "they all taste strong")?! To top it off-he came out of the bathroom holding his stomach, went straight for the pain killers & washed them down with my glass of water/ACV (which he HATES)!

Confession-it made my day....I should feel guilty for that because NO ONE with a healthy bowel (I haz IBS *sniff*) EVER deserves to feel the wrath of this tea, but, strangely, I don't.
Karma might be a bitch-but she can be a funny bitch :P!

kitinboots
11-20-2011, 10:49 AM
My "live-in-ex" (long story) drank one of my senna etc laxative teas by mistake *giggles*. I'm not sure how he finished a cup without tasting the difference between it & my other herbal teas (apparently "they all taste strong")?! To top it off-he came out of the bathroom holding his stomach, went straight for the pain killers & washed them down with my glass of water/ACV (which he HATES)!

Confession-it made my day....I should feel guilty for that because NO ONE with a healthy bowel (I haz IBS *sniff*) EVER deserves to feel the wrath of this tea, but, strangely, I don't.
Karma might be a bitch-but she can be a funny bitch :P!


haha I'd find that hilarious!
reminds me of when I slept over at a guy's place, a guy who had one fake tooth. I accidentally tried to clean my teeth with his tooth glue :S

_natasha
11-20-2011, 11:06 AM
haha I'd find that hilarious!
reminds me of when I slept over at a guy's place, a guy who had one fake tooth. I accidentally tried to clean my teeth with his tooth glue :S

Just cheered me up no end, thank you!

My ex thought shake n vac (not sure if its just a UK thing?) was air freshener. Shook it with the lid off, white powder everywhere, all over my bathroom, he tracked it into the living room, up the stairs... at least my carpet smelled good.

OliveJardin
11-21-2011, 12:15 AM
haha I'd find that hilarious!
reminds me of when I slept over at a guy's place, a guy who had one fake tooth. I accidentally tried to clean my teeth with his tooth glue :S

^LOL Yummy-I've accidentally done that with a guy's shaving balm (in a tube form). Tooth Glue-ew! It'd be like having extra disgusting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth:P.

anouk.oui
11-22-2011, 06:19 AM
^ cmon...you liked it
as a friend i feel compelled to tell you your hairy tongue needs shaving anyway

anouk.oui
11-22-2011, 06:22 AM
thanks for the dick shaped chewing gums by the way

its prob the hardest dick ill have

*sigh*

OliveJardin
11-22-2011, 06:31 AM
...^The dick candy was the only dick I've had in my mouth for a long time lol

anouk.oui
11-22-2011, 06:34 AM
you can put my dicks wherever u want baby...

you should give him those teas more often.... with a dash of absinthe

my bf suggested i put laxatives in 'your work besties' wine and watch her run out of private rooms mid-dick-servicing

OliveJardin
11-22-2011, 06:49 AM
^Lol....she'd just turn it inot at "scat" show!

kaiarose
11-22-2011, 07:07 AM
I can feel ripples on the underside of my boob :(

anouk.oui
11-22-2011, 07:15 AM
ew. yeh ur right theres nothing that bitch cant do to make money...

Kisca
11-22-2011, 12:01 PM
Nasty cookies here and there

sananeko
11-22-2011, 12:20 PM
I went to a sex club with my boyfriend.. We did not want to try anything out of our comfort, but wanted to see how it was like.

The owner gave us 6 months free. (since its 50$ to enter each time) and gave us a whole section of the club with toys and rooms to ourself for the last hour.

Sad thing is, only gross looking people were there, some nasty looking chick asked me to join (no thanks), and my boyfriend was totally turned off by it. We'll only go back ones younger and looking better people go in.
That only happens if you invite people..

luscious sadie
11-22-2011, 02:20 PM
That only happens if you invite people..

yes! That is why they gave you 6 months free!