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Sia
11-22-2011, 03:22 PM
Sad thing is, only gross looking people were there, some nasty looking chick asked me to join (no thanks), and my boyfriend was totally turned off by it. We'll only go back ones younger and looking better people go in.

Ugh. That's always how I picture those places.....fun idea in theory but way too many nasties out there.

Kellydancer
11-22-2011, 03:37 PM
That sounds like a swingers club I went with a guy friend (not a boyfriend). You could watch or join in and most of the people were ugly and old. Yuck.

anouk.oui
11-22-2011, 05:10 PM
coincidance how all the sex clubs, nudist colonies/beaches are usually filled with old n ugly n creepy,,,, mostly men

Spinnerette
11-23-2011, 05:31 PM
Haha, on current topic...there's a nude volleyball league that was started. Bet you can't guess the female to male ratio with that endeavor. Too bad.

I gave up on swinging years ago. Tried it with the hubby briefly and there was one couple who contacted us and they were "older" and pale & doughy and the bitch had the nerve to have all these specifications for what she wanted my guy to do as far as "grooming" (He's hairy. I don't make him shave anything because that would be impossible and I don't care one way or another. He just has to "manscape" if he wants head. At the time, he had a mohawk and a goatee). Meanwhile, her guy gets to look like a backwoods slasher and I'm just supposed to settle for that? I told her "thanks but no thanks" in a not so kind way. I'm not knocking her for knowing what she wants, but fuck all that. We're the hot couple so we call the shots, mmmkay?

Also, finding a femme third is tough as shit because I'd rather just watch. Of course, I'd put up pics of both of us and get flooded with requests from single males and it's like "you want to get fucked by a 250 lb biker? OK".

tempest666
11-23-2011, 09:12 PM
I went to a sex club with my boyfriend.. We did not want to try anything out of our comfort, but wanted to see how it was like.

The owner gave us 6 months free. (since its 50$ to enter each time) and gave us a whole section of the club with toys and rooms to ourself for the last hour.

Sad thing is, only gross looking people were there, some nasty looking chick asked me to join (no thanks), and my boyfriend was totally turned off by it. We'll only go back ones younger and looking better people go in.


Dude I wonder why all the people in the swinger's scene are all nasty old viagra balls. Why can't they all look like Sean Connery? We've been on the prowl for a hot chick to have a 3some with.

Jessie_tinydancer
11-23-2011, 10:09 PM
Maybe the swinging scene is Australia is mega quality cause we never had shortage of young hot couples and women. I'm actually considered "old" now at 29...

strippername
11-23-2011, 10:46 PM
Dude I wonder why all the people in the swinger's scene are all nasty old viagra balls. Why can't they all look like Sean Connery? We've been on the prowl for a hot chick to have a 3some with.

A hot chick that looks like Sean Connery?!

anouk.oui
11-24-2011, 05:45 AM
about to have panic attack 598476 times a day

cant keep this up

anouk.oui
11-24-2011, 05:54 AM
maybe i just need to get laid

_Avery_
11-25-2011, 03:17 PM
ah..someday.

mediocrity
11-25-2011, 03:47 PM
I haven't been out of bed all day.
I downloaded the newest Twilight movie out of morbid curiosity.
I'm probably going to layer leftover turkey with mashed potatoes, cheese and veggies for lunch.
My house is a total mess and I don't give a single fuck.
I hate my day shift manager and think she's a total fucking twat.

Kat w
11-25-2011, 04:35 PM
I'm having a really annoying day and the fact that my manicure just chipped was like the last fucking straw! Yeah, I really need to go meditate or some shit.

Vyanka
11-25-2011, 09:50 PM
I can't believe I broke record. I haven't had sex in a little over a year now. A year and a month to be exact. Omg.

anouk.oui
11-26-2011, 03:33 AM
^ we both need to get laid,

with each other perhaps?

:D ?

tempest666
11-26-2011, 03:56 AM
A hot chick that looks like Sean Connery?!
Oh fuck.... I just realized my fuckup...I meant to say that why can't the old guys that frequent the swingers club look like Sean Connery.

anouk.oui
11-26-2011, 05:19 AM
he has been acting like a loser lately.
quit job
does nothing
tries to get money off me
dont wanna feel like a stereotype

i made an excuse up and left for home
now theres 5 teenagers having a slumber party at my house.
still no essay
not getting laid
hmm

crystalize
11-26-2011, 11:25 AM
my life is so boring right now, I look forward to sleeping cause my dreams are the most exciting part of the day/night

kitinboots
11-26-2011, 11:44 AM
If I have the choice between the Thursday flight home or the Sunday flight home, I'd pick Thursday. I know an extra weekend of work could make a big difference to my bank balance, but there's somebody's arms I want wrapped around me tightly.

Natalllia
11-27-2011, 09:39 AM
I had a dream last night that I found a box of old "My So-Called Life" tapes. I immediately woke up and downloaded the whole series.

I was exactly the right age for that show in 1995, and I'm sure I'll still love it 16 years later.

Edit: I just found out that the actress who played the little sister Danielle in a pole dancer now! She looks good, too:

http://www.youtube.com/user/LMWILHOIT

Jessie_tinydancer
11-27-2011, 02:30 PM
I just found out friends of mine are expecting. They hooked up the same year we did. I confess I feel jealous and sad. I'm scared I'll never be a mom.

charlie61
11-27-2011, 02:52 PM
I can't believe I broke record. I haven't had sex in a little over a year now. A year and a month to be exact. Omg.

Go girl.

Own it.

(P.S: I'm jealous! :P)

kitinboots
11-27-2011, 03:47 PM
I had a dream last night that I found a box of old "My So-Called Life" tapes. I immediately woke up and downloaded the whole series.

I was exactly the right age for that show in 1995, and I'm sure I'll still love it 16 years later.

Edit: I just found out that the actress who played the little sister Danielle in a pole dancer now! She looks good, too:

http://www.youtube.com/user/LMWILHOIT

I downloaded the whole set a couple of years back. I remember dying my hair red like Angela

kaiarose
11-28-2011, 10:39 PM
I confess that I just snuck into the bathroom with my dildo and had an amazing orgasm :blush: I think the rush of sneaking around and trying to be quiet made my orgasm that much more intense..

anouk.oui
11-29-2011, 02:02 AM
after 2 months of joblessness my bf is mooching off his mates and eating their left over dinners
i feel ashamed for him.

and kinda lost a lot of respect too

anouk.oui
11-29-2011, 04:25 AM
gonna be a sexless couple of weeks / months

luscious sadie
11-29-2011, 05:45 AM
just remember that sometimes being unhappy in the short term means happiness in the long term!

Natalllia
11-29-2011, 02:22 PM
I confess that I just snuck into the bathroom with my dildo and had an amazing orgasm :blush: I think the rush of sneaking around and trying to be quiet made my orgasm that much more intense..


Mmmmmm yes, girl. There is nothing like a stealthy masturbation orgasm.

DesuvsDeath
11-29-2011, 03:36 PM
gonna be a sexless couple of weeks / months

No sex > frustrating sex

noelle
11-29-2011, 04:12 PM
I have to masturbate furiously while my bf is at work during the day so I don't constantly harass him for sex when he gets home.

anouk.oui
11-29-2011, 05:12 PM
No sex > frustrating sex

thats true. not like we had a non frustrating episode of it this or last month.
BAH
i dont even know if he makes me horny anymore. its shit to look at someone destroying their own life and that last thing it i is sexy...

mediocrity
11-29-2011, 10:37 PM
There is so much I want to tell y'all. But I signed a paper against social media. I'm still trying to decide if this counts as social media, or what my odds are would be of getting outed and tossed.

It's really frustrating.

tempest666
11-30-2011, 01:58 AM
I have sinned!!!!!!! I gained weight!!!!!! :( i am hitting the gym to redeem myself!!!

I became idle during my recovery and am no longer a size 4. I am a 6. I feel fat and ugly. I am hitting the gym as I stated. 5x a week. 1hr of cardio.

I will look good for my wedding. The FPA can kiss my ass cause they can't have me!!!! No way jose!!!

luscious sadie
12-01-2011, 02:39 AM
I always order shit to my boyfriend's office because my mailbox in my apt is tiny. I order the most random shit like my X-Pole, makeup, fabric, food etc. I spent a really long time the other day trying to figure out if I should mail dildos but figured what the hell, they're going to be discretely packaged.

unfortunately, he called in sick and the company sent them to his work's address but under my full name. His coworker opened the package since she didn't know who it was for, taped it back up and sent him an email saying something arrived for him and it would be under his desk, that she didn't really look around in it and that she assumes it's for "my roommate".

they all know I'm a dancer and based on some of the other things that I've ordered I doubt that it's anything really out of the ordinary. We kind of see it as being an ongoing joke though I do feel really embarrassed about this situation. I can imagine her going home and telling her husband though and them laughing.

he invited me to the work Christmas party and I'm still trying to decide if I should go or not.

kitinboots
12-01-2011, 09:43 AM
One of the new girls is being sent home and I feel partially responsible. We were drinking wine with 2 customers, and she drank too much.

Natalllia
12-01-2011, 01:53 PM
^^How are you responsible for what another adult person does or doesn't drink?

kitinboots
12-01-2011, 09:20 PM
There's more to it than that, but she should know for herself when to stop.

DesuvsDeath
12-01-2011, 11:18 PM
/editttttttt

anouk.oui
12-02-2011, 03:14 AM
wanna have super mind blowing sex. dont matter who with. bad?

OliveJardin
12-02-2011, 10:38 AM
^...that's why you bought the bath bombs *fizz, tingle* jks lol

I was in a show today & the custy kept raising his eye brows-I copied & he looked at me funny, so I glanced in the mirror & tried it again....before exclaiming, "yey, my botox is working!".

Leighton
12-02-2011, 01:22 PM
But FML... I REALLY just want to sit on my ass, look at porno, and play The Sims.
Ohhh. Maybe I'll reward myself for cleaning with more Fable. Mmmm. Yeah. That sounds nice.

oh my, you have just described my ideal day.

grrr i've been playing fable 3 and i want to marry elliot, but he's nowhere to be found. well. i guess my character will settle for a threesome at the brothel.

kitinboots
12-03-2011, 08:29 AM
I hate cleaning in front of people, but I don't want to ask my roommates to go for a walk so I can vacuum...it sounds odd.

kaiarose
12-03-2011, 02:52 PM
So these bitches that management hired back got their asses reamed out for basically breaking rules left and right. One of them came in the dressing rm bawling her eyes out. I smiled inside and out ;D I never thought seeing someone cry would bring me so much joy!

charlie61
12-04-2011, 10:07 AM
There is so much I want to tell y'all. But I signed a paper against social media. I'm still trying to decide if this counts as social media, or what my odds are would be of getting outed and tossed.

It's really frustrating.

Ooooh....CURIOUS!!!

Charlie is not social media. You can tell Charlie. :-*

UwishUknewhy
12-04-2011, 12:36 PM
By live-in BF is a musician and went on tour for 2 weeks. I tell him i miss him but really I love being at home all by myself!

UwishUknewhy
12-04-2011, 12:38 PM
I was in a show today & the custy kept raising his eye brows-I copied & he looked at me funny, so I glanced in the mirror & tried it again....before exclaiming, "yey, my botox is working!".



Ha! So awesome!

whirlerz
12-04-2011, 02:32 PM
I'd like to have a random 3sum or bi fling..;)

_Avery_
12-05-2011, 07:28 AM
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mediocrity
12-05-2011, 10:31 AM
^^It's ok Avery. I'm still extremely self conscious of my body and sometimes cover my face with my hands when my husband goes down on me.

I confess I did not expect to be so chained to the club. I feel like it is in every corner of my life and I never get to turn it off entirely.

UwishUknewhy
12-05-2011, 10:34 AM
I want to bribe my french teacher for an A. I fucking hate French.

anouk.oui
12-05-2011, 07:36 PM
^...that's why you bought the bath bombs *fizz, tingle* jks lol

I was in a show today & the custy kept raising his eye brows-I copied & he looked at me funny, so I glanced in the mirror & tried it again....before exclaiming, "yey, my botox is working!".

those were disappointing. i expected like being consumed by a giant floating marshmellow and it just fizzes around a bit and turns my bathwater pink.

so... you're happy coz u cant move your face?