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anouk.oui
12-05-2011, 07:37 PM
i saw ferret shampoo at the pet store. is there a market for that?


ooohhh and a diamond python for sale!!!! i wonder if its something i can hide from mum. doubt it though

strippername
12-06-2011, 06:03 AM
I just gave myself an orgasm (thanks whoever told us all about James Deen <3 ). When I was done loving it all I said was "lovely". I should have said "fuck" or "mmm". Just "lovely". haha.

firemaiden04
12-06-2011, 08:54 PM
It may make me a bitch or cruel or whatever, but I know damn well that a guy I've been involved with in the past and still am quite fond of is currently masturbating to photos of me, and I am very delighted by the idea. And I'm married. I feel like this might be wrong, but I don't think I really care...

anouk.oui
12-06-2011, 10:50 PM
my neighbours listen to good music!

..... whether they'd like to or not....

:DD

hahaha payback for all the sleepless nights fuckers!

anouk.oui
12-07-2011, 04:47 AM
sometimes i regret studying fashion instead of costume.
but i want to be able to make a living when im older and im too old now to consider MORE courses after i finish my degree.

how id love to make something regency or victorian at school WITH help, without being shunned.

*sigh*

xoAnnaBanana
12-07-2011, 05:09 PM
I confess I just spent almost $800 online and none of it was mine! ;D

Jessie_tinydancer
12-07-2011, 07:02 PM
My room is so messy its a a disgrace and something in there smells weird and I can't figure out what. Im normally a really clean person but it got so out of control that I don't even know where to start... I just keep cleaning the rest of my house and ignoring it.

MyButter
12-07-2011, 11:13 PM
I'm terrified shitless of moving back to the states x.x

OliveJardin
12-08-2011, 07:30 AM
...an ambulance just parked outside my flat & they carried a neighbor of mine out of the building, on a stretcher, under a white sheet.:O I feel guilty for watching it out my window, but couldn't seem to look away:(.

charlie61
12-08-2011, 07:15 PM
I think the fact that customers come onto StripperWeb and actually contribute is absolutely hilarious.

Jessie_tinydancer
12-10-2011, 10:02 PM
I feel sad today

charlie61
12-11-2011, 08:19 AM
I feel sad today

Aw. :hug: :-*

sananeko
12-11-2011, 08:24 AM
I plan for everything.. If I don't nothing spur of the moment ever happens.. and I'm not going to do nothing waiting for something..

SnuffleUffleGrass
12-11-2011, 05:40 PM
...an ambulance just parked outside my flat & they carried a neighbor of mine out of the building, on a stretcher, under a white sheet.:O I feel guilty for watching it out my window, but couldn't seem to look away:(.

Yeow, what happened?......

Sad...

UwishUknewhy
12-11-2011, 06:33 PM
I should be studying for finals but can't pull myself away from stripper web!!!!

Miss_McKenna
12-11-2011, 09:21 PM
I finally caved and let one of my customers take me on a shopping spree and out for lunch. I got some really nice things (boots coats, a purse, a few big gift cards etc) but he got really creepy with his looks and his comments as the afternoon wore on. At the time I just rolled my eyesbut now that I'm home, I feel down on myself for some reason :(

And I miss my man SO much. Except that I don't really know if I can even call him that, because he's having some kind of mini-midlife crisis and last week told me he didn't want a girlfriend, then he needed me in his life and missed me, then wanted to break up, then wanted us to date without it "being too serious". He's been out of town and god knows which personality I'll be talking to when he gets back. And the sad thing is that he's the only good thing in my life right now and so I'll take what I can get. I just want the old "him" back :'(

mediocrity
12-11-2011, 11:10 PM
I had a really terrible altercation with my boss today. I called her out, and I might get in trouble for it. But you know, I don't give a fuck. I really, truly don't. I found out a dirty scandalous secret about her today, and I'm selling that cunt out so hard.

anouk.oui
12-12-2011, 03:59 AM
danced for the cross between voldemort and uncle fester. its hard having to hold back laughter for 3 hrs

kaiarose
12-12-2011, 01:03 PM
I'm in love with my husband's best friend. Not so in love that I'd leave my husband for him but enough to know that I have some feelings for him. We've both known him for almost 10 years. About 4 years ago we had a 4 some with him. I always had a crush on him but within the last year it's become more than that. He knows I like him. We've always flirted. I don't know why this is happening!! I love my husband, we have a great sex life, we are in love, soo wtf?! *sigh* just needed to get that out..

Anastasia Foxx
12-12-2011, 01:25 PM
Tonight I am starting at a new club, in a new chain. I'd had enough of the crap in the other one, and not making money.

We'll see how it goes!

kitinboots
12-12-2011, 02:40 PM
I'm happy my bf has taken a second job, doing the door of our local bar. Why? Not because he'll be on more similar hours to me, or will be making more money; I'm happy because he gets free meals there. I don't have to find recipes to cook that suit both his hunger and my calorie counting anymore, I only have to cook for me now! Yay!

Leighton
12-12-2011, 07:11 PM
my best friend just got engaged, and i'm happy for her, but at the same time i'm kind of upset. growing up we'd always agree on how we would never get married young, etc etc. and her fiance's in the navy so she's going to move away soon. she'll have to transfer schools, find a new job...

i am happy for her, but now i'm feeling alone. it sort of feels like all ties to my old life are going away. and i can't talk to anyone about this because i'll sound so selfish.

charlie61
12-12-2011, 07:54 PM
I finally caved and let one of my customers take me on a shopping spree and out for lunch. I got some really nice things (boots coats, a purse, a few big gift cards etc) but he got really creepy with his looks and his comments as the afternoon wore on. At the time I just rolled my eyesbut now that I'm home, I feel down on myself for some reason :(


Girl, don't feel guilty. Kick back and ENJOY YOUR SHIT. Just laugh about it and don't overthink it: you got cool stuff and didn't have to pay for it.

The world is a silly place.

Natalllia
12-12-2011, 08:03 PM
I should be studying for finals but can't pull myself away from stripper web!!!!

This describes my entire last week! I ended up having to do an adderall-fueled all-nighter because I procrastinated too much (on SW, among other things).

anouk.oui
12-13-2011, 07:04 AM
i use xmas as an excuse to buy gifts for myself.
but to be fair i dont get gifts from anyone [fams poor so i told them not to, bf has no job, brothers too young to work].
so i guess its not so bad?
need to top up my work makeup once a year....

Kisca
12-13-2011, 07:18 AM
Im going to be an aunt.. my cousin who is 19 is having a kid with a dead beat and she thought sex was gross 3 years ago. Sad part is, I feel old that shes having one, my mom had me at my age.. woowers.. I dont want any kids though.

I also want my place set up already..! Moving is a bitch!

Glamgirl
12-13-2011, 09:45 AM
Its been so long since ive been on here..i confess i feel all nice knowing a thread i started has become so mammoth!! :D

anouk.oui
12-13-2011, 07:10 PM
^ dont cave to peer pressure kisca! my mum had me at 19 too so if i followed suit i would have a three yr old by now. but at least ill have a degree and job! babies can wait.
im sure ull make a great aunt!

_Avery_
12-14-2011, 08:04 AM
I have walked out of work the past 4 nights I've been there.
I'm burnt out...I think.

I'm completely annoyed with EVERYONE. The girls drive me fucking nuts and I can feel my temper rising when I'm around them. My heart pounds and I have these violent thoughts. I think I'd feel a lot better if I just punched them all in the face and told them to STFU! Fucking, stupid, god damn, drama queen bitches. >:(

It's a matter of time before they catch me just leaving or catch on. I really am in the "I don't give a fuck" mood lately though. It's not worth staying. The money is shit, the managers are shit and the majority of the girls are shit.

For once, I have zero problem with the customers (besides the fact that they all seem to be BROKE), but a problem with the entire club.

So, I'm taking a week off and am going to cam....hopefully this anger inside of me will go away and I can start fresh in a week at the club. I reallly fucking need the money. :/

MistyRose
12-14-2011, 08:14 AM
I just had the hottest sex fantasy about that gorgeous guy from the neigborhood...it was fantastic. I don't know how I'll manage not to blush the next time I see him around, though.

roast
12-14-2011, 09:16 AM
I answered a NSA sex ad from a woman (eta: this kind of thing is cool in my relationship), she said she had tattoos, I have this out of control tattoo fetish lately....

She was hesitant to send her pics so I sent mine and she was excited, which to me was a great sign of what was to come. We were vibing well over IM and I couldnt wait for her to send her pics, but when she sent her pics I went from :D to :'(. ugh I am so disappointed and feel so superficial, but it wouldve been so hot if she were Gina Gershon like I was envisioning hahaha. I shouldve known better, more than anyone really, but oh well. A super hot butch woman with neck tattoos will be in my future eventually.

luscious sadie
12-14-2011, 12:29 PM
aww I hear you roast. When I used to use online dating sites to hook up with people, I would see their pics online and be like. "well, don't get too excited!"

there were guys who looked really cute and who I would have awesome conversations with on IM and then we would meet up and I would just be not feeling it SO HARD. ugh. I hated that.

innes
12-14-2011, 07:10 PM
I am crazy about this guy who I know ... who I met through my boyfriend ... he is soooo damn sexy, I can't get him out of my head!!

4everresolutions
12-15-2011, 02:08 AM
I'm really anxious about turning 23 and feel like my life is slipping through my fingertips.

anouk.oui
12-15-2011, 07:12 AM
i fucking love sunflower seeds.
except when you eat too many you get a massive stomach ache similar to pms.


....... i think i o.d.'

OliveJardin
12-15-2011, 10:02 AM
I'm really anxious about turning 23 and feel like my life is slipping through my fingertips.

^*hugs*I felt this way when I had my 23rd a few months ago-life won't slip through your finger tips, tighten your grip & grab what you want with both hands :)!

MistyRose
12-15-2011, 10:04 AM
I'm really anxious about turning 23 and feel like my life is slipping through my fingertips.

Your post made me a little depressed. I'm gonna turn 27 my next bday.

Jessie_tinydancer
12-15-2011, 10:13 AM
I'm really anxious about turning 23 and feel like my life is slipping through my fingertips.

My life hadn't even begun at 23 ;D you gots lots of time girl! }:D

UwishUknewhy
12-15-2011, 02:17 PM
I feel like my life started around 23!! I actually loved 23 and 24!!!

UwishUknewhy
12-15-2011, 02:18 PM
My bf is coming home tomorrow from being on tour for 2 weeks. I miss him and love him but want more time to myself. I can't wait for his next tour!! I think it is in January!

anouk.oui
12-15-2011, 05:28 PM
i really want to fast forward my life by two years. wanna be a hot 24 yr old ex-dancer and designer sooo baaad

Susan-Va
12-15-2011, 06:06 PM
My life hadn't even begun at 23 ;D you gots lots of time girl! }:D


Ditto.
I'll be 43 in a little over 2 months and life has never been better!

Miss_McKenna
12-15-2011, 10:40 PM
I think 22 and 23 were my fave years. Now I'm 25 and when I had my birthday, I panicked that my life was flying by too quickly.

Avery, I hear you on the "not giving a fuck at work" thing. I'm moving apartments and I've started looking for a new club closer to where I'll be living. My current club is run like shit and I'm sick of all the BS, and since I know I'm leaving in a few weeks and have savings, I stopped caring. I ignore the DJ when he calls me for stage, I brought in rum to go in my locker, I call out of my scheduled shifts if I'd rather chill at home *shrug* Plus I watch so many girls get away with extra's and being high all the time, that I doubt I'll be fired, so it makes me not care.

Oh, and my boyfriend booked an insanely expensive Christmas vacation, flights, hotel and everything, but he's been such a douche to me lately that I could care less. I don't even care if we go or not. Men!

Kellydancer
12-15-2011, 10:49 PM
Those who think they are getting old, far from it. My life really got better in my 30's and I never had it together more than ever.


aww I hear you roast. When I used to use online dating sites to hook up with people, I would see their pics online and be like. "well, don't get too excited!"

there were guys who looked really cute and who I would have awesome conversations with on IM and then we would meet up and I would just be not feeling it SO HARD. ugh. I hated that.

This is why I generally hate online dating. I couldn't mention all the times I met someone and they were shorter/fatter/older/greyer than their photos. Others were married but luckily found early on. I know people find mates or sex partners online but I have always struggled.

luscious sadie
12-16-2011, 02:38 AM
4ever I'm glad that you're back! I missed you!

my customer came in this week and gave me a Christmas card. In it he wrote a very, very sweet note and gave me 500$. To go along with the 3k that he gave me over the 3 days he was here. I don't know what to get with the 500. I want it to be something that I can have and hold and love. There are things that I want to spend 500$ on (like laser hair removal) but I don't want to spend THAT money on it. Those bills are precious. It's possible that I won't spend them for a long time. Anyone have any ideas?

that man and my boyfriend exist in my heart at the same time in very separate ways. It's confusing sometimes. Our relationship is about to change again though because I have given him my cammodels address so he can register through there and I will get a bigger share of the money he spends. We have already agreed that I won't do any of the masturbation stuff for him (he said it first... it makes him uncomfortable so I know it will be okay). He has spent the last 13 years on the road 300 days a year and doesn't connect with anyone really. He said that I'm the closest thing he has to a friend and it will be nice for him to be able to visit me when he gets lonely.

I am very glad that I have someone in my life like him for so many reasons (the rich part of it is in there, but not the only part).

Jessie_tinydancer
12-16-2011, 11:30 AM
^Id buy some sort of jewellery

kaiarose
12-16-2011, 11:43 AM
4ever I'm glad that you're back! I missed you!

my customer came in this week and gave me a Christmas card. In it he wrote a very, very sweet note and gave me 500$. To go along with the 3k that he gave me over the 3 days he was here. I don't know what to get with the 500. I want it to be something that I can have and hold and love. There are things that I want to spend 500$ on (like laser hair removal) but I don't want to spend THAT money on it. Those bills are precious. It's possible that I won't spend them for a long time. Anyone have any ideas?

that man and my boyfriend exist in my heart at the same time in very separate ways. It's confusing sometimes. Our relationship is about to change again though because I have given him my cammodels address so he can register through there and I will get a bigger share of the money he spends. We have already agreed that I won't do any of the masturbation stuff for him (he said it first... it makes him uncomfortable so I know it will be okay). He has spent the last 13 years on the road 300 days a year and doesn't connect with anyone really. He said that I'm the closest thing he has to a friend and it will be nice for him to be able to visit me when he gets lonely.

I am very glad that I have someone in my life like him for so many reasons (the rich part of it is in there, but not the only part).

Wow!! That's alot of freaking money!! Lucky girl :)
I'd say invest the money. Put it in one of those CD's or something.

DesuvsDeath
12-16-2011, 12:27 PM
My mom is such a nice person that even though I broke it off with Fucko months ago... she still wanted to get him something for Christmas... so she sent me money to buy something for him since she doesn't know what he'd like... and I'm going to spend it on my car.
That's what my ex gets for Christmas... a way for me to go back to work so I can move the fuck out and we never have to see each other again. Lol

kaiarose
12-16-2011, 01:37 PM
Hubby's gone.... time for some porn!!!!

Amareth
12-16-2011, 05:42 PM
I'm really anxious about turning 23 and feel like my life is slipping through my fingertips.

It wasn't till I was 23 that I was able to wake up, look in the mirror and like what I saw. I just turned 24 last week.