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Kat w
12-27-2011, 09:33 PM
Apparently I'm not 21 I'm 14 because I have a huge crush on a man I have never spoken to and today I imagined us having a conversation. I need to get out of the house more ...

Jessie_tinydancer
12-28-2011, 04:57 AM
My GF and I flashed a lifeguard today whilst playing in the surf. Well we flashed our boys and the lifeguard saw and then needed to patrol where we were swimming for 20 mins until he realized it wasn't going to happen again.

OliveJardin
12-28-2011, 07:17 AM
Just had the hottest night with an ultimate crush *ticks that off bucket list* :P

anouk.oui
12-28-2011, 07:46 AM
*epic vagina happy dance* ^^

OliveJardin
12-28-2011, 08:03 AM
^Aw, hugs in advance for your kitty for sat! May your night be epic too :D

anouk.oui
12-28-2011, 07:47 PM
i confess im so excited about the gig and seeing the guy again i watch videos of him playing guitar onstage twice a day because HE HAS SO MUCH GODDAMN SEX APPEAL im addicted. plz may the sex go better next time

*drooooooools*

Miss_McKenna
12-28-2011, 08:53 PM
Today I woke up without my (sometimes jerk) boyfriend, and I was too sad about being away from him to bother getting up. So I lay in bed daydreaming about this huge scenario where I'd go out to look at rings with his sisters, they'd report back on what I like, and he would set up this fabulous proposal and sweep me off my feet and then marry me in some fabulous hot vacation place. I seriously spent a lot of time on this, and then when I realized how much time I'd wasted coupled with the fact that he'll likely never see me that way, I got MORE depressed and tearful, and went back to sleep.

I fail at life today

kitinboots
12-29-2011, 04:30 AM
My boyfriend gets home tomorrow, and my Dad arrives for a week. I'm praying my boyfriend arrives first, so I can sit on his dick.

OliveJardin
12-30-2011, 02:38 AM
I've been away from work for a week and I actually, really miss it:O

bklynbombshell
12-31-2011, 12:39 PM
Seeing my ex on 34th street holding his new girlfriends hand, crushed me...





But only for a goddamn minute because I'm cuter, taller and probably way smarter than she is. Annnnd, I now have two tattoos. I'm anxious to get two more now. Tattoo artist was way cute, too bad he wasn't catching on to my overly flirtatious ass. Boo.

anouk.oui
01-01-2012, 04:24 AM
all i want is one big hot night of fucking with him WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO COME BY

_Avery_
01-01-2012, 11:01 AM
Crazy night....

strippername
01-01-2012, 12:48 PM
Why are we all so fucking horny right now?

4everresolutions
01-02-2012, 03:27 AM
Becasue Adam Levine is on TV right now it makes my loins ache with desire....

luscious sadie
01-02-2012, 03:38 AM
don't pull a pussy muscle!

anouk.oui
01-02-2012, 03:41 AM
^^ive been like that this whole month since i dumped my ex
after all this bullshit temptation from all angles while im taken and now im single its like nothing.....
i dont know if its even worth me hoping for hot sex at this point

Jessie_tinydancer
01-02-2012, 05:50 AM
I cannot stop fucking binging... Ive been eating and drinking about 2-3x as much as I require for a month now. Stop you fucking pig before you become the size of a house!

Artema
01-03-2012, 07:07 PM
I need to get my ass to the gym and not pull a pussy muscle thinking about scandalous ex sex. I rather think about food. Stupid pre-mentrual hormones!

Spinnerette
01-03-2012, 07:30 PM
My work credo and real world activist agenda are fighting it out in my head right now. Why does the status quo have to be so damned profitable?

DesuvsDeath
01-03-2012, 07:43 PM
My roommate leaves ice cream sitting in the freezer for months... so sometimes I throw it away and pretend to have eaten it because the temptation makes me crazy.

anouk.oui
01-03-2012, 08:35 PM
im actually keen to go work tonight. i know it will be dead and boring but im down to my last cigarette and i have so much energy lately id rather be paid to dance


i really just wanna get the fucking with this guy over n done with. its making me crazy and im sure everyones tired of listening to it
week n a half till the next gig

Amareth
01-05-2012, 01:04 PM
I had a sex dream about a long time friend last night who I know has a crush on me. So weird though, dissapointed in the dream he was his current kinda chubby self and not the hot guy I had a crush on 8 years ago.

I need to get laid. I seriously envy asexuals for the ability to be totally sexually satisfied through masturbation, it's like a fricken super power!

*Jade*Love
01-05-2012, 03:09 PM
My sister and I troll Fetlife under the fake persona of a 40 year old man with a poop fetish. For some reason we just find it so hilarious and entertaining to friend people and write creepy compliments on their fucked up photos. We are crazy and have way too much time on our hands..

4everresolutions
01-05-2012, 08:22 PM
My sister and I troll Fetlife under the fake persona of a 40 year old man with a poop fetish. For some reason we just find it so hilarious and entertaining to friend people and write creepy compliments on their fucked up photos. We are crazy and have way too much time on our hands..

Normally chicks as hot as you aren`t this cool. I`m amazed. <3

kitinboots
01-06-2012, 12:50 PM
I couldn't be happier. I'm in love and it feels fantastic :)

kaiarose
01-06-2012, 03:10 PM
I am planning on doing something so scandalous that I can't even begin to describe it at this point :-X

mediocrity
01-06-2012, 04:04 PM
I had a sex dream about a long time friend last night who I know has a crush on me. So weird though, dissapointed in the dream he was his current kinda chubby self and not the hot guy I had a crush on 8 years ago.

I need to get laid. I seriously envy asexuals for the ability to be totally sexually satisfied through masturbation, it's like a fricken super power!

Right?! Masturbation is so boring to me. It's like cleaning out the fridge. I don't want to do it, but sometimes it HAS to be done. I need the stimulation of a another person to be satisfied.

charlie61
01-06-2012, 05:16 PM
I had a sex dream about a long time friend last night who I know has a crush on me. So weird though, dissapointed in the dream he was his current kinda chubby self and not the hot guy I had a crush on 8 years ago.

I need to get laid. I seriously envy asexuals for the ability to be totally sexually satisfied through masturbation, it's like a fricken super power!

I s'pose it is convenient, yes. But trust me, you do NOT want to trade in your fundamental ability to experience sexual pleasure with another human being for mere convenience. I envy YOU.

Glamgirl
01-07-2012, 11:08 AM
I feel like I need to kick the shit out of something, im in no way violent but FUCK!!!!
Shame you cant pick your family!

kaiarose
01-07-2012, 12:48 PM
I'm a hypocrite. A big fat selfish hypocrite.

_Avery_
01-07-2012, 02:16 PM
/venting

mediocrity
01-07-2012, 02:19 PM
Aww Avery. I wish I lived closer so I could come help you out and give you a hug.

tuesdaymarie
01-07-2012, 04:01 PM
I confess I loathe most children and have decided I really, really don't want any. Even if mine turned out alright, I know they'd have sticky little friends who would want to come over and said sticky little friends would likely have obnoxious parents who would want to be chatty. No thanks.

anouk.oui
01-07-2012, 08:54 PM
i feel like im finally allowing myself to lose control and be free
corny as shit as that sounds, i have never felt happier

luscious sadie
01-08-2012, 01:09 AM
yes, it is racist even if someone didn't mean for it to be racist!

Jessie_tinydancer
01-08-2012, 03:01 AM
I wore a school girl skirt in real life today and damn that thing makes me horny. I think I should wear one every time I have sex from now on lol

kitinboots
01-08-2012, 03:07 AM
The unhappier I am outside of work, the happier I am at work.
The happier I am outside of work, the unhappier I am at work.

My personal life couldn't be better right now, I'm ecstatic. Go figure I've never been more miserable with my job. I told myself I can finish the end of my contract (mid April) and then quit. If I manage until then I get a holiday. Its taking every ounce of my strength not to walk out the door already.

charlie61
01-08-2012, 07:07 AM
The unhappier I am outside of work, the happier I am at work.
The happier I am outside of work, the unhappier I am at work.

My personal life couldn't be better right now, I'm ecstatic. Go figure I've never been more miserable with my job. I told myself I can finish the end of my contract (mid April) and then quit. If I manage until then I get a holiday. Its taking every ounce of my strength not to walk out the door already.

SAME. I always used to tell my SO that if he were to suddenly drop dead, I would be making tooons of money. When home life is fantastic, who wants to go to work?

Before I got my day job, I was going to school full time and stripping 2-3x/week. It was torture to get myself to go into the club, especially as I was burning out. Leaving my warm home, loving partner, fluffy kitties, comfort food...for the harsh, critical, competitive strip club environment...not cool. I would always joke with my SO "I should just stay home...we can eat pizza, watch mooovies..."

tuesdaymarie
01-08-2012, 10:09 AM
^^Agreed. I first started stripping when I had zero interest in any guy I met. I had just cut ties with the last disappointment, had all of my exes blocked, and was on a roll. I was going to be a rich, single stripper and nothing would hold me back!

Then I met this thoughtful good-looking bastard and fell in love. What a fucker.

charlie61
01-08-2012, 10:35 AM
^^Agreed. I first started stripping when I had zero interest in any guy I met. I had just cut ties with the last disappointment, had all of my exes blocked, and was on a roll. I was going to be a rich, single stripper and nothing would hold me back!

Then I met this thoughtful good-looking bastard and fell in love. What a fucker.

Right?!

First-world problems. Haha.

Kat w
01-09-2012, 05:23 PM
My celebrity crush is out of control! I'm like a super hot version of John Hinkley.

seashell
01-09-2012, 07:20 PM
^^Agreed. I first started stripping when I had zero interest in any guy I met. I had just cut ties with the last disappointment, had all of my exes blocked, and was on a roll. I was going to be a rich, single stripper and nothing would hold me back!

Then I met this thoughtful good-looking bastard and fell in love. What a fucker.
So true! I'm newly single now and I want to keep it that way just so I can focus on work, BANK, get rid of my debt, and be a hot single girl swimming in money while going to school.

Not sure if this will actually happen, though, because my ex wants me to quit. *facepalm*

OliveJardin
01-09-2012, 08:28 PM
^^I was going to be a rich, single stripper and nothing would hold me back!Then I met this thoughtful good-looking bastard and fell in love. What a fucker.^Lol in this boat atm, oh well-I enjoyed being single & selfish while it lasted ::)!

_Avery_
01-12-2012, 05:57 PM
I feel better...

Miss_McKenna
01-13-2012, 04:55 PM
I broke up with my boyfriend this week, who treated me like shit and never really cared about me... at first I felt free and happy to be rid of him, but last night I had a great dream about him and I've been depressed all day. I'm moving house soon and I have so many bills to pay right now because of that, and yet I'm too sad to go to work tonight :( :( FML

DesuvsDeath
01-13-2012, 05:32 PM
It's sort of funny having friends you know aren't trustworthy.
Sort of like... "Oh what info can I feed you to see how long it takes to get back to me!?!"

Spinnerette
01-13-2012, 11:00 PM
I hate feeling like I'm the only person who put my thinking cap on most days. It's a shitty attitude to have. But then I look around and feel all too justified.

Susan-Va
01-14-2012, 02:42 AM
So I have one guy I asked to come over passed out on my couch and the new FWB texting me wanting to come over, I chose poorly tonight.

anouk.oui
01-15-2012, 03:16 AM
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii want him sooooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaad
i know he feels it too coz everytime we're together and not fucking, we just end up fucking. several times a day.
cant stop thinking about him, or the sex and once again im really horny!

Anastasia Foxx
01-15-2012, 07:32 AM
It's sort of funny having friends you know aren't trustworthy.
Sort of like... "Oh what info can I feed you to see how long it takes to get back to me!?!"

And then when the info gets back to you, it's something COMPLETELY different! LOL