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Firewall
06-27-2010, 01:01 PM
I know what I should do, but I'm not strong enough to.
sananeko
06-27-2010, 01:51 PM
I so want to hit him.. I have only one more month with him and then I will find someone that will help me with my little projects..
mediocrity
06-27-2010, 02:57 PM
I hate that I have to screen parts of my life. Sometimes it's difficult to keep track of who is on what level.
I wish my friends wouldn't judge me.
Harleigh HellKat
06-28-2010, 01:52 AM
I suddenly feel better about my life. I'm talking to a very hot redhead on Okcupid. She's new in town and wants me to show her around. :D:D:D
mmmmmm win.
mediocrity
06-28-2010, 10:08 AM
I may not be vain about most things, but I am a great big pompous jack ass about how smart I am. Plus it appears I have chosen my life mate wisely because he can appreciate Canadian political satire, it's subtleties, get it, and LAUGH WITH ME.
God I love being smart. And I will flaunt it forever because a big brain on a woman is the sexiest accessory she can ever have.
Awesome.
_Avery_
06-28-2010, 01:30 PM
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Harleigh HellKat
06-29-2010, 01:19 AM
Old confession, new post cause she's just that awesome... this chick is sooo freaking hot I want her to molest me.
The world is a much better place with hot redheads.
I confess that I've seriously been talking to this girl for like 6 hours straight. :D
pixierocksonthepole
06-29-2010, 05:41 AM
I'm starting to feel like I'm in a deep hole, and I'm not finding my way out.
_Avery_
06-29-2010, 03:23 PM
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Harleigh HellKat
06-29-2010, 10:56 PM
There are now commercials for penis pumps. Be afraid. Be very afraid...
Yay insomnia.
princessjas
06-29-2010, 11:22 PM
Adding greek yougurt because I listened to peeps who obviously know nothing about nutrition apparently = stupid assed idiot Lisa (which I knew, why would I let anyone influence me without sound proof? Imma moron! ) who will now have another surgery. BOO!!! Hate my motherfarkin kidneys.
Harleigh HellKat
06-29-2010, 11:26 PM
I think I hate straight porn.
Seriously, I don't wanna see a buncha penises right now, gimme the ladies.
Why do guys like straight porn?
sananeko
06-29-2010, 11:36 PM
The club I went to saturday night was perfect. Gay bar, not alot of straight people and they have stripper poles!!! And the music was everything I loved, I can't wait to go again maybe next time I will play in the pole more lol.
Harleigh HellKat
06-29-2010, 11:42 PM
That sounds awesome!
Confession... I am so fucking horny and there isn't anything fuckable within a reasonable radius. ARGGGGGGG!!!
Fap.
mediocrity
06-29-2010, 11:45 PM
I'm such a big baby that I can't sleep in my bed by myself, so I'm trying to sleep on the couch.Yet I when I was woken up by fucking GUNSHOTS (WTF?! I live in a nice neighbourhood!) outside, all I felt was exasperation.
How the hell does that make any sense?!
Harleigh HellKat
06-29-2010, 11:50 PM
Yikes!
Glamgirl
06-30-2010, 01:58 PM
I actually love dreaming and having nightmares as they are like little movies and full of adventure and plus my sex dreams are the only way im having sex right now :(
I am booking my trip to america in a couple of weeks and even though im going alone ,i cant fucking wait!! Part of me dreams i meet a hot guy to take me away from my boring job here.
_Avery_
06-30-2010, 02:29 PM
I just washed my hair. I went outside, and now it smells like outside...UGGHHH!!!!!
Harleigh HellKat
06-30-2010, 02:40 PM
Ooooh I hated that when I lived in GA. I would go outside and immediately want another shower.
^I want my stage tips in tasty citrus and wild strawberry!! hehe NOT!
jennsweet
06-30-2010, 07:51 PM
i'm really good about exercising and eating heathly and working out....... but tonight i ate like a fucking PIG. chips, beer, a pizza, NO SHIT ALMOST ATE THE WHOLE FUCKING THING and a candy bar while watching 8 sraight hours of TV...... my face is going to be a mess tomorrow. i really do hate a binge like this.
Spankie55
06-30-2010, 10:05 PM
I pee in the shower.
Firewall
06-30-2010, 10:06 PM
^ saving the earth right there
jennsweet
06-30-2010, 11:02 PM
I pee in the shower.
thats kinda hot
mediocrity
06-30-2010, 11:15 PM
I pee in the shower.
I thought everyone did?
Harleigh HellKat
06-30-2010, 11:28 PM
I can't pee in the water. I've tried to pee in the ocean before because I really had to go and there wasn't a bathroom around. I couldn't do it. I can pee in front of people and in the woods, just not in the shower/pool/ocean. (Um, I wouldn't wanna pee in the pool, just thought I would throw that one in.)
DesuvsDeath
06-30-2010, 11:42 PM
I thought everyone did?
Yeah. Or at least, all men/most women.
It's like one of those things... you just have to assume if you've showered with your SO... you've been peed on.
Harleigh HellKat
06-30-2010, 11:56 PM
I have had pee splashed on my foot. It grossed me out. Apparently I was unaware that a lot of people peed in the shower, lol.
Now give me several hundred dollars, and I bet I could pee on someone. :D
fantasiarene
07-01-2010, 12:29 AM
I can't remember if I've posted this but a few weeks ago I had this absolutely AMAZING sex dream. I dreamed my coach that I have the hots for had extremely unbridled sex. It was so good I woke up satisfied. The sad part is that it was better in my dream than I've had in years with the jerk I date.
hot4ablackchick
07-01-2010, 12:58 AM
It annoys me when white people say nigger. I don't care if blacks say it all the time. I don't care if you have a black boyfriend. I don't say it myself, and I find it especially infuriating when non black people use it. I hate wigger as well. Its the same as saying nigger and equally offensive. I don't use either terms, and if I was white I certainly would not use it, nor would I want to say it. Its bad enough that black people use it, but white people saying it is even more stupid.
I really, really want an open marriage. I would love to fuck some random guys. I don't think I actually would fuck them, but the green light to do so would be awesome. The thought of me hubby banging someone else turns me on. My husband is NOT ok with an open marriage. If he knew just how badly I wanted one he would cry and feel terrible about himself. I have slept with 3 men, he has slept with 2 women. We need to be whores dammit!!!! I luv my husband and would never want to hurt him. He's great and satisfies me sexually. Still I want more.
pixierocksonthepole
07-01-2010, 05:30 AM
I'm glad I made my mistakes early so now my husband and I won't be making them again. Unlike many of our friends, we are actually better equipped for life out on our own now. And I don't want to sound smug about it but I can't help but somewhat feel it because...it means we are doing something right. Finally.
I suffered from debilitating social anxiety for most of my childhood and teen years. I'm out of my shell now but I still have trouble understanding how friendships work. It's so bad that sometimes a friend will tell me they miss me and want to hang out, and I will get embarrassed at the idea that my friends actually like me.
I don't brush my teeth every day. :O
I am the EXACT same way...I don't understand it either and that makes it worse :-[ ALSO, if I run into someone I amnotexpecting toseeout in public I get all flustered, evenif it like my aunt or sister in law or something.
I don't brush my teeth every day either, lol...most days though
I'm such a big baby that I can't sleep in my bed by myself, so I'm trying to sleep on the couch.Yet I when I was woken up by fucking GUNSHOTS (WTF?! I live in a nice neighbourhood!) outside, all I felt was exasperation.
How the hell does that make any sense?!
I lived in a tiny little farming town this time last year andcould not understand for the life of me why I kept waking up to gunshots night after night...turned out it was the neighborhood kids setting off fireworks, lol.
Kellydancer
07-01-2010, 12:18 PM
I'm glad I made my mistakes early so now my husband and I won't be making them again. Unlike many of our friends, we are actually better equipped for life out on our own now. And I don't want to sound smug about it but I can't help but somewhat feel it because...it means we are doing something right. Finally.
Me too. I made many mistakes early in my life and my life now is much more stable. I got all of the weird ideas I had out of my system and it feels good.
jennsweet
07-01-2010, 09:16 PM
^thats called growing up i think! and i agree, i made some really stupid choices earlier in my life (cheating omg) and now i feel like thats something not worth doing anymore bc i love my bf and never want to lose that love over my bad choices. i think as you get older you value the important things in life more.
_Avery_
07-02-2010, 02:23 PM
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mediocrity
07-02-2010, 05:07 PM
ESSENCEFEST IS RUINING MY LIFE AND I WANT TO GO ON A MASS KILLING SPREE.
...that is all.
pixierocksonthepole
07-02-2010, 05:21 PM
One of our neighbors just died today. He is still in his house. And I know he had his troubles and was a complete alcoholic, out of control...I miss him already. He was a nice man. And a great friend of the family's. :(
pussyplayground
07-02-2010, 06:22 PM
i drank most of my sons Capri Suns. =/
mediocrity
07-03-2010, 12:15 AM
It sounds sentimental and silly, but my husband has these big fluffy lips that are such a waste on a boy. I tell him girls pay beaucoup bucks for injections and he just shrugs.
That being said my confession is even though he is sleeping I want to lean over and bite them! I wonder how upset he'd be.
Glamgirl
07-03-2010, 12:39 PM
i drank most of my sons Capri Suns. =/
I love capri suns!! I think its becuase of the packaging!
Surprise
07-03-2010, 05:03 PM
i don't want to go to work because i have a hemmeroid (sp?) and wearing a t-back irritates it.
:(
Harleigh HellKat
07-03-2010, 09:04 PM
Ouch!
I had a nightmare about somebody texting my phone and saying 'I'll give you 110 dollars to take your panties off. I'm not going to buy them, I'm just watching you to make sure you do'. I was outside of a shopping center that was closed and couldn't find anywhere to hide! Scary.
sananeko
07-04-2010, 01:54 AM
Another night dancing and being told I'm hot.. Sadly a bore.. Now the girl that was trying to buy her way into my pants found out from the bouncer that I'm bisexual and freaked.. I find quite funny. I guess not everyone can be secure with themselves. lol.
azaleanola
07-04-2010, 02:18 AM
I didn't walk my dogs today. I don't think my husband did, either.
They can use the bathroom in the yard, but they really deserve to either explore the neighborhood or visit the dog park 3 blocks from our house every day.
But work and friends wanting to hang out after work left me exhausted and hungover so i didn't. And I won't walk them after dark anymore because I promised my husband I wouldn't after he was shoved off his bike and mugged a block from our house a couple of weeks ago.
Jessie_tinydancer
07-04-2010, 05:43 AM
I was letting my hypochondria get a hold of me today.... using google. :(
_Avery_
07-04-2010, 10:52 AM
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whirlerz
07-04-2010, 11:02 AM
I didn't walk my dogs today. I don't think my husband did, either.
They can use the bathroom in the yard, but they really deserve to either explore the neighborhood or visit the dog park 3 blocks from our house every day.
But work and friends wanting to hang out after work left me exhausted and hungover so i didn't. And I won't walk them after dark anymore because I promised my husband I wouldn't after he was shoved off his bike and mugged a block from our house a couple of weeks ago.
Oh, how horrible!^ So sorry that happened to him! I've had some bad bike experiences, myself.
_Avery_
07-04-2010, 03:23 PM
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mediocrity
07-04-2010, 05:43 PM
I gave up alcohol, for good I'm fairly certain.. and now I'm embarrassed how dependent I used to be on it.
wanderlust08
07-04-2010, 05:59 PM
It took every ounce of strength in my body not to molest my date today...in broad daylight.