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Hopper
06-04-2010, 11:15 PM
Should be "How to advertise to everyone in the club that you are desperate".

The "don't be a customer" tactic is meant to signal to the stripper that the PUA does not need to pay to see or touch hot naked girls. But the fact that he is in the club indicates that he isn't getting that elsewhere and thinks strippers are easier targets for him than hot girls IRL.

Hopper
06-04-2010, 11:47 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL @ the idea that there are hot girls anywhere that aren't out to rape your wallet...

That's why I GO to SC's, silly - there's no pretension. I'm there for nekkid chicks (just like I want when I'm out on the scene) and she's there for my money (just like they are when the hotties are out on the scene). SC's just cut away the layers of bullshit and provide a more comfortable place to sit. LOL

I have met many exceptions.

Hopper
06-05-2010, 12:08 AM
it's a line from a song. it's something i try to keep in mind. that i can be myself, care about people, be nice to people, etc, but don't let them in too deep, because not everyone deserves it. i'm too sensitive, and i just stay sensitive. i can't develop a thick skin, so i have to give myself frequent reminders instead.

The Cult song?

fuzzz
06-23-2010, 06:18 PM
To some people, this comes naturally. Unfortunately, I supposed its a small percentage of the population. Otherwise there wouldn't be PUA seminars. Others must try, I guess. Its hard for me to relate, as I'm a chick...and it seems that almost all men seem to tell me I'm awesome and interesting for some reason. And that reason, I presume, is to get into my pants. OTOH, fortunately, not everyone is like that so I know I'm PRETTY awesome.

But when I meet a guy who thinks everything I have to say is super cool...or, conversely, makes a big effort to neg me and make fun of me...well, the guards come up. There is a nice middle ground that works.

I might be opening a can of worms with this, but what the hell.

There are guys out there who just did not have good early experiences with girls when growing up, either because of some underlying impediment (learning disability), or a bad experience that they decided they wouldn't revisit. These guys are socially immature, nervous, and will stick to their comfort zones in normal interactions. They either start visiting SCs (with they see as a fantasy) or find out about "the community" and think, "hey, I can bridge these two, and make this fantasy a reality." And this is where your trouble starts.

I think of PUAs as the male equivalent of dancers. They step foot into a SC and at some level think, "wow, these girls are just like me." Some of the tactics these guys use sound really similar to stuff in the hustle hut, except while you girls are going for their wallets, these guys are aiming somewhere else.

To me, that complaint of "you're just using me for my money" that some of you have heard from customers sounds pretty similar to, "you just want to get into my pants." Nobody likes feeling used.

PS: Doesn't Neil Strauss mention the idea of "mutual seduction" in his book? The idea that a girl who's so hot and confident meeting a guy who's so confident and hot is exciting, don't you think?

zac0x0
06-23-2010, 08:16 PM
those tips work:P, you'd just gotta be a tru playa and IDK to break the code & string along a few strippers home every other nite you felt like it :D, yours truely Sugartastic KC Valanetine (I take $$ for fast advice, plastic too)

sugartaste
06-23-2010, 11:57 PM
I might be opening a can of worms with this, but what the hell.

There are guys out there who just did not have good early experiences with girls when growing up, either because of some underlying impediment (learning disability), or a bad experience that they decided they wouldn't revisit. These guys are socially immature, nervous, and will stick to their comfort zones in normal interactions. They either start visiting SCs (with they see as a fantasy) or find out about "the community" and think, "hey, I can bridge these two, and make this fantasy a reality." And this is where your trouble starts.

I think of PUAs as the male equivalent of dancers. They step foot into a SC and at some level think, "wow, these girls are just like me." Some of the tactics these guys use sound really similar to stuff in the hustle hut, except while you girls are going for their wallets, these guys are aiming somewhere else.

To me, that complaint of "you're just using me for my money" that some of you have heard from customers sounds pretty similar to, "you just want to get into my pants." Nobody likes feeling used.

PS: Doesn't Neil Strauss mention the idea of "mutual seduction" in his book? The idea that a girl who's so hot and confident meeting a guy who's so confident and hot is exciting, don't you think?

The problem is, these guys think they deserve women who are way out of their league.

fuzzz
06-24-2010, 12:04 AM
The problem is, these guys think they deserve women who are way out of their league.

I'd say they're being over-optimistic.

she sells sanctuary
06-26-2010, 01:56 AM
I think the neg routine works on some, but there are exceptions. I was never neg with my fiancee, but two coworkers def fell for the neg routine. I ignored the obviously hot girl at work for two years and we ended-up as buds. She quit, but I still have a woman hot for me that I tease and insult all the time. I would never go out with her for many reasons no matter what ,but she keeps trying. Some people just like abuse because it's all they ever knew or are used to. I think it helps to ponder how the opposite usually does not work i.e. total adoration of a person. Women usually think you are a hardup loser if you worship them even though logically that should be what everyone wants! lol

it depends. but i think you're wrong. i've had a crappy time in life growing up, and i'll basically fall for any guy who's nice to me and cute. it's pretty pathetic.

if i've got to work for it, i don't want it. because if i've got to work for it, there's probably nothing i could do anyways. that's how i see it.

it's the girls who've gotten everything that respond to negging, because it's different.

it's the way you describe with guys, not girls. neg an insecure guy and he'll be all over you. neg a cocky douchebag, or even a good guy with healthy self-esteem, and he'll write a girl off as a bitch and walk away.


Should be "How to advertise to everyone in the club that you are desperate".

The "don't be a customer" tactic is meant to signal to the stripper that the PUA does not need to pay to see or touch hot naked girls. But the fact that he is in the club indicates that he isn't getting that elsewhere and thinks strippers are easier targets for him than hot girls IRL.

omg. for real.


The Cult song?

no. i was talking about my signature. it's from a song by the band ours. my username is a cult song. a great cult song.

Hopper
06-26-2010, 03:34 AM
no. i was talking about my signature. it's from a song by the band ours. my username is a cult song. a great cult song.

Sorry, signature, not username. Yes SSS is a great song. I wish I knew what it was about.

zac0x0
06-26-2010, 03:14 PM
I always liked SSS (an awesome song by the way) was about a man in love with a gifted/beautiful prositute who is the object of desire/lust of everyone else which torments him. The man still has to pay her to get the needed physical and emotional release necessary to live on...

MsChaos
06-26-2010, 03:51 PM
I think the main misunderstanding is its a strip club, not a dating service.