View Full Version : What are some things that drive you crazy about other strippers?
_Avery_
10-06-2010, 12:51 PM
Girls who think they "own" moves and songs. God, really? Get over yourself. No one is doing the freaking dance of the seven veils or anything so what woman originated stripper moves? I can't name her!
So clearly there's a copyright problem if every girl thinks you're biting "their" moves.
Omg, so many girls at my club bitch about this to me. About other girls' doing "their" moves. Yes, this is definitely irritating!
Another thing, girls who come and talk shit about someone I don't even talk to.
There was a girl last night who I really don't talk to and I was sitting alone, and she comes and just starts bitching about another girl.
I.DON'T.CARE!
francinista
10-06-2010, 03:36 PM
I can not stand when they carelessly spray cheap body spray so it gets on me . I hate when girls write on everything in the dressing room with lipstick or other makeup. Or use so much self tanner that when they sweat it gets on the furniture of the club and can ruin my costumes if I sit on it. Bad hygiene smelly feet when they take off their boots gross. And so much oil or lotion that it makes you fall on stage,and greases up the pole its dangerous.Francinista
tempest666
10-06-2010, 05:51 PM
Girls that are always perpetually in need of wipies, body spray, outfits, or a brain. what some of them need is a fucking ball gag. Stop fucking asking me? Do I have a tattoo that says "Dollar store" *scanning my tattoos* NO! Get your own shit! I don't care if you've been dancing 15 days or 15 years! Some shit is common sense. Wipe off off your cooch! Take a shower! Brush your teeth! And shut the fuck up and don't interrupt me when I am reading Machiavelli's The Prince with stupid questions.
_Avery_
10-06-2010, 08:41 PM
Girls that are always perpetually in need of wipies, body spray, outfits, or a brain. what some of them need is a fucking ball gag. Stop fucking asking me? Do I have a tattoo that says "Dollar store" *scanning my tattoos* NO! Get your own shit! I don't care if you've been dancing 15 days or 15 years! Some shit is common sense. Wipe off off your cooch! Take a shower! Brush your teeth! And shut the fuck up and don't interrupt me when I am reading Machiavelli's The Prince with stupid questions.
lmfao!
I agree!
I especially hate when girls don't even ASK to use your things.
It's gotten so bad with a certain girl at our club that girls lock their shit up and/or put signs on their things..lol
These are the same girls who are fanning out their $100 bills in the back. ::)
I buy $4 Covergirl Make up, if my lame money making ass can afford it, I'm pretty sure this girl can too. :P
kaiarose
10-07-2010, 10:07 AM
That bitch needs to take alllll that money and fix her fucking rotten ass teeth!!! seriously, what is she spending her $3000 a wk income on?!
_Avery_
10-07-2010, 12:52 PM
That bitch needs to take alllll that money and fix her fucking rotten ass teeth!!! seriously, what is she spending her $3000 a wk income on?!
:rotfl::rotfl:
xGigi
10-08-2010, 01:17 PM
I hate the girls who have been dancing for YEARS who ask me for MY outfits. I've only been dancing for a few months and I always remember to clean my outfits and bring my shit with me. I don't have enough outfits to dress 20 girls.
or when a girl is like "oh I just wanna see the outfits you have". why? you're not going to be wearing them. you can see them when I put them on otherwise they're staying in my locker.
I hate it when girls sit in the dressing room all night and complain that they're not making money too. UGHH. I want to hit them.
oh and girls who can't pay house fee on a FRIDAY are you SERIOUS? no I'm not giving you 10 dollars I was out there all night talking to customers and you sat on your butt who's fault is that? I'm not here to make money for YOU!
girls who get all pissy when I don't want to share certain things. as a rule I don't share: makeup, outfits, or my cell phone. I don't need these grimey girls touching my makeup and clothes and I don't let other girls use my cell phone because they could be calling drug dealers or creepy customers or god knows what.
if you want a wipe, fine. you can have ONE. if you ask nicely for a cigarette, you can have ONE. if you need to use body spray fine but don't freaking use ALL of it. and do NOT ask me for things when I'm on stage or when you see me sitting with a customer. I hate inconsiderate girls.
MarvelGirl
10-08-2010, 02:06 PM
That bitch needs to take alllll that money and fix her fucking rotten ass teeth!!! seriously, what is she spending her $3000 a wk income on?!
YES! I have an ex-friend who used to make 100,000 grand a year and she looks like she's wearing those novelty, redneck teeth. It irritated me to the point where I finally asked her about it and she shrugged and said "I don't like dentists." Her income has gone to about 40,000 a year and she can't figure out why. Hmmmmm, maybe it's because her rotten teeth get nastier every year. It wasn't so bad years ago when they were just crooked and kinda yellow but now it's pretty damn bad.
I'm sorry but fucking gross. The girl could be making so much more money if her mouth didn't gross people the fuck out. I've worked with her and have heard so many people say "WTF is wrong with her? I thought she was hot but I wanted to barf when she smiled."
Sorry for the rant but it's a pet peeve of mine. I had really bad teeth and I worked my ass off to get them fixed when I was just a poor teenager. I feel for people who are too poor to fix their teeth but when someone with money walks around with a rotten grill, it's just gross. If they don't care about oral hygiene, I can't help but wonder what other types of hygiene they don't care about.
/rant
kaiarose
10-08-2010, 02:12 PM
YES! I have an ex-friend who used to make 100,000 grand a year and she looks like she's wearing those novelty, redneck teeth. It irritated me to the point where I finally asked her about it and she shrugged and said "I don't like dentists." Her income has gone to about 40,000 a year and she can't figure out why. Hmmmmm, maybe it's because her rotten teeth get nastier every year. It wasn't so bad years ago when they were just crooked and kinda yellow but now it's pretty damn bad.
I'm sorry but fucking gross. The girl could be making so much more money if her mouth didn't gross people the fuck out. I've worked with her and have heard so many people say "WTF is wrong with her? I thought she was hot but I wanted to barf when she smiled."
Sorry for the rant but it's a pet peeve of mine. I had really bad teeth and I worked my ass off to get them fixed when I was just a poor teenager. I feel for people who are too poor to fix their teeth but when someone with money walks around with a rotten grill, it's just gross. If they don't care about oral hygiene, I can't help but wonder what other types of hygiene they don't care about.
/rant
Yea, this is the same girl who Avery and I bitch about on here. She covers her mouth when she talks to guys, gets the most dances every night, is the only one who does major extras, and at the end of the night especially when no other girls have done good, she will lay her money out or count it out loud in front of all of us. On top of that, she makes all this money and still borrows clothes, makeup, brushes etc..!!!! GRRRR!!! I want to kill her right now >:(
Elvia
10-08-2010, 02:15 PM
I don't know if it's been mentioned, but there's this weird stage move I used to see all the time that just repulses me. It's when the dancer pulls her panties out in front of her, tentatively peeks in, and then has this look of surprise on her face like she just discovered she has a vulva. Has anyone else seen this? Because I used to see it all the time at my club and I just can't understand the appeal. It's obviously not done in a way that suggests it's supposed to be a joke. It has a creepy, pedo, 7 year old girl just discovering she has genitals theme about it. Fucking hate.
missplayful
10-08-2010, 02:23 PM
I am sick of with newest girls who comes club and ask for help and complain about how they cant make money... After help them they go dancer who works at club very very long time and complainin about my advises and lickin her ass.... fuck off bitch there is no more help for u...
Some jelious bitches who envy my hair because i care my hair more than anything and i cant work untill my hair look gorgeous... they should keep talkin about how their hair is natural(bed hair) and how they feel ok within... this is u bitch i dont have to work with my bed hair because u do ....
_Avery_
10-08-2010, 03:42 PM
Yea, this is the same girl who Avery and I bitch about on here. She covers her mouth when she talks to guys, gets the most dances every night, is the only one who does major extras, and at the end of the night especially when no other girls have done good, she will lay her money out or count it out loud in front of all of us. On top of that, she makes all this money and still borrows clothes, makeup, brushes etc..!!!! GRRRR!!! I want to kill her right now >:(
She's probably gonna be there tonight...
"Omg, how does my tattoo look?"
"Do you like it?"
"doesn't it look awsome"
glad I don't have to work anytime soon...lol
Tattoos aren't cheap.....she could've used that money to start a process of fixing her teeth.
and even though I don't wear those extensions anymore, she needs to give them back to me! >:(
velvet
10-08-2010, 09:32 PM
Toes hanging over the front of the shoes. Gross.
I like it when girls where sunglasses sometimes. It's so rare in my club and it's cute.
haha isnt it rare in any club? i've personally never seen a girl with sunglasses on.
No one is doing the freaking dance of the seven veils or anything so what woman originated stripper moves? I can't name her!
So clearly there's a copyright problem if every girl thinks you're biting "their" moves.
this made me laugh so hard, thanks!
Kylea2
10-08-2010, 09:40 PM
Girls who get drunk, stumble into you when you are talking to customers & then want to hold a conversation (which breaks up my hustle)... & instead of saying whatever they have to say - they spray it. Nasty! If you can't keep your alcohol down then don't drink it!
tempest666
10-09-2010, 01:33 AM
I fucking hate idiot newbs counting the $$$ they made in high traffic areas like the hallway by the bathroom and the dressing room. Fucking dumbass almost made me fall. Count your money in the dressing room, plebian!
Laurisa
10-09-2010, 02:24 AM
Girls with attitudes and dirty looks.
I try to always be friendly to the people I work with, whether they are new or seasoned dancers. Granted, sometimes I get annoyed when 'friends' come interrupt a sale by sitting on me obnoxiously--but most of the time I'm great with playful behavior.
I've noticed some girls have these attitudes that just will not go away. I'm oblivious to why because I've never had it out with them, but they always have a smart remark. Sometimes new girls come in and act 'hard' to try and fit in, when that is NOT the nature of our club's girls at all.
It is a known fact that Detroit clubs are dirty. Today in the hallway as we were all waiting to pay out I was talking about a nearby club with extras and how they were competing with us. This girl on her third day ever said "Oh they aren't are competition haha". I said "Actually, with them offering extras for the cost of a VIP or less and their customers traveling here--they are competition, and it hurts our business". She then replied "Oh, I live by there and I know that doesn't go on there". I was like "LOL go work there then, save gas" ::)
tempest666
10-09-2010, 02:31 AM
Things used to be so bad at my old club with girls eating food that wasn't theirs. I made some "bait" sammiches with Alpo dog food, moldy bread, tabasco sauce and mustard. }:D Problem solved!
Jessie_tinydancer
10-09-2010, 08:03 AM
Girls who make a shitload and then complain that they didnt make any money? Girls who whine about everything. Its too hot. Too cold. The guys are dicks waaaa waaa waaa
Shit the fuck up!
Jay12
10-10-2010, 04:14 AM
I like it when girls where sunglasses sometimes. It's so rare in my club and it's cute.
I wear "nerdy" glasses 'cause those are the ones I have. I can barely see, I cannot use contacts, so I keep my glasses most of the time. Some people think they're fake. /:O
rock_n_roll_dream
10-10-2010, 04:42 AM
I hate the clinking of the heels over and over while they do their floorwork, it's just completley unneccessary and makes them look like they don't have a damn clue what they are doing...haha I don't know why I hate it so much but I literally grit my teeth when they do it! :) Oh and girls who don't have an ass AT ALL and are completley oblivious to this and go around saying "oh guys love my big booty" or "I've got a nice big round ass!" lmao and then try and shake it on stage when nothing is moving whatsoever because...it's not there. lol :) That was nice to get off my chest!
anouk.oui
10-15-2010, 12:52 AM
girls who get booked out for hours then sit in the DR bitching how they only got a 3 hour show and the guy was so boring omgah she only made 600 its such a shit night [then everyone else sitting on their 150-200 giving off deathstares]
anouk.oui
10-15-2010, 12:56 AM
^ oh yeah same girl same night
oh money is so beautiful. lets all count it!
begins to lay down a stack of 50s and loudly count it then complain about how much more she would have made if she didnt have a headache
loren
10-15-2010, 01:12 AM
Aerosol sprays in the dressing room.
tempest666
10-15-2010, 10:14 AM
I hate when bitches ask to borrow an outfit cause they spend all their money on crack, but your nice motherly "housemom" bud lends the little crackhead one anyways. Said druggie doesnt even put a g string on! Gross!
she sells sanctuary
10-15-2010, 02:04 PM
girls who have pimps and don't even seem to realize that it isn't standard to do so. (though, at my last club, it kind of had become pretty damn standard)
_Avery_
10-20-2010, 01:25 PM
Strippers who stink up the dressing room with their period farts!!
It's funny at first, but not when it lingers...OMG!
papillonluvr
10-20-2010, 01:48 PM
^^seriously? nasty!
Here's one: when baby strippers are awed at the $100 they made in their first night, and the $350 they made in 4 9-hour shifts, and then proceed to brag about it!
I wanted to say something, but decided silence was probably the best policy.
DesuvsDeath
10-20-2010, 04:02 PM
When they're overweight with bad makeup, bad hair, bad costumes and they can't figure out why they don't make money.
This is even worse when they're sitting in the dressing room chowing down on pasta or chinese food or something.
tempest666
10-20-2010, 05:37 PM
When they're overweight with bad makeup, bad hair, bad costumes and they can't figure out why they don't make money.
This is even worse when they're sitting in the dressing room chowing down on pasta or chinese food or something.
Not necessarily their weight, but when they don't wear appropriate attire in regards to their body type. My friend Lucky is a big girl but she doesn't try to wear bikinis so small they occupy negative space and are better suited for our more petite co workers.
DesuvsDeath
10-20-2010, 06:14 PM
It's not necessarily their weight... it's that they act like they don't understand why they have a harder time making money... especially since my old club was almost all really thin girls... and sit around complaining about it.
Like... if you aren't going to work on your physical appearance... at least work on your hustle instead of sitting on your ass whining at me every time I walk in the DR.
Eva Rose
10-22-2010, 06:27 AM
A few of my pet peeves: girls that douce themselves in glitter in the change rooms - not only is it really unprofessional, but its gets all over everything. I come to work straight from my day job 9 times out of 10, and having my work uniform sparkly for the next day is a little suss... Let alone for the custies!
Girls that spray solvents in change room - so many girls, such confined space. Breathing in hairspray isn't too much fun for anyone!
And thank god Spray-Tan Wednesdays have finished at my club!! We used to have a woman who'd do cheap tans come in for the girls working. There is nothing nice about sticky tipping dollars and poles! Not to mention the stench!! It doesn't strike me as a bright idea to get a tan, then swing around on poles, then complain about the patchy colour!
xGigi
10-25-2010, 07:34 AM
girls who get drunk and come into the dressing room and start yelling.
I sit in the dressing room to relax if I'm stressed out because it's quiet. if a girl comes in screaming I just want to punch her in the mouth.
girls who argue in the dressing room.
new girls who think they're making sooo much money "dude I just made MAAADDDD money on stage like ten dollars!"
new girls who lie about how much they make. "yeah I made like five hundred dollars on friday this guy got a VIP with me and I got five lap dances"
ooooookay so where'd the other 300 dollars come from? I count all my singles at the end of the night when I go to cash them in and the most I've ever made on stage is 200 and it was PACKED that night.
Otoki
10-25-2010, 10:04 PM
When they're stupid drunk.
On a related note, when they're LOUD in the DR. Bitch, this is a tiny room, and you're YELLING for no reason! STFU.
lifetravelergirl
10-26-2010, 02:25 AM
Girls who beg customers for money. "I can't make my rent payment, can I have some money?" Especially when they are begging the guy you have been sitting with for a while.
Girls who ask the guy you are sitting with for a dance.
Girls who want to borrow your phone.
Girls who ask for baby wipes, etc., etc..
Oh and one more.. Girls who spray you in the dressing room while they are using hairspray or bodyspray or perfume because they are careless, I mean they could care less.
And backstabbers and gossipers.
PhxRising
10-26-2010, 04:39 AM
^ Yes. The backstabbers and gossipers deal. I think this was mentioned before: girls who feel the need to start drama to simply to satisfy their inner alpha-bitch. I realize it's a competitive environment and forming a family-friendship circle is a little unrealistic, but geez! Focus on your own money, fix your issues and get over yourself!
DesuvsDeath
10-26-2010, 03:23 PM
When their answer to everything is a BA.
Stripper A - I have a hard time finding costumes that fit me because I'm small chested.
Stripper B - Have you considered a BA?
Stripper C - I've been feeling so unattractive lately.
Stripper B - Have you considered a BA?
Stripper D - I'm not making any money...
Stripper B - Dye your hair blonde. Have you considered a BA?
Stripper E - My house got flooded and I don't have blood insurance and all my stuff, including my house is lost!
Stripper B - Have you considered a BA?
lifetravelergirl
10-26-2010, 08:23 PM
Girls who come up to you when you are with a regular or a guy who is spending money on you and offer the idea of doing a double dance. End result, you make less money.
xGigi
10-28-2010, 09:36 AM
Oh my god I hate the double dance bitches.
Sick girls who come in to work damn if you need a shot of dayquil every fucking hour STAY HOME don't get everyone else sick.
Elusive21
10-28-2010, 11:10 AM
girls that expect me to give them a ride home after work. just because you live in the same neighborhood as me, doesn't mean that i am your best friend, that you can come to my house and try to mooch off of me, and that i will give you rides anywhere you want. leave me alone dammit!
girls whose lockers or work bags are dirty, filthy, and stinky. one girl i work with brings in a suitcase which has actual dirt on the bottom of it that mixes in with her outfits. dirt!
girls that eat my food
girls that expect my customers to buy THEM drinks
girls that tell customers about my personal life and then pretend that they didn't know there was anything wrong with doing that
girls that steal and/or can't afford to buy basic necessities such as: body spray, baby wipes, mascara, etc.
girls that are messy that have their stuff magically migrate all over the dressing room until it's on top of everybody's stuff. you can be a messy pig at work, but don't do it work, especially if im there.
oxSkylarxo
10-29-2010, 12:29 AM
When they're overweight with bad makeup, bad hair, bad costumes and they can't figure out why they don't make money.
This is even worse when they're sitting in the dressing room chowing down on pasta or chinese food or something.
lol yeah I experienced this recently. It was one of those moments where in my head I was thinking all of this and dying to say it.
oxSkylarxo
10-29-2010, 12:33 AM
Things used to be so bad at my old club with girls eating food that wasn't theirs. I made some "bait" sammiches with Alpo dog food, moldy bread, tabasco sauce and mustard. }:D Problem solved!
My dude wanted me to do this once because I had complained about my food getting eaten a couple of times. I am too much of a chicken to do things like this. lol
tempest666
10-29-2010, 06:19 AM
Girls that bring in bags labeled "Barbie's herb bag" and they don't have a 2nd job as a chef -_-
(I'm using Barbie as an example)
xGigi
10-29-2010, 06:49 AM
Girls who watch me when I'm on stage. I never know if they're making fun of me or attempting to steal my moves.
she sells sanctuary
10-29-2010, 08:18 AM
^ ugh. i hate when girls watch me onstage, but only because i'm boring as hell up there and know i suck. usually if i'm watching a girl, it's either cos she's hot as fuck or i'm bored cos the club is slow.
i think i made fun of other girls onstage once. it was two girls who were clearly drug addicts/prostitutes, and only one looked like she's actually been pretty before she she got into all that, the other was just hideous. it was also mad dead at the time, except for the one guy at the stage. every girl on the floor was talking shit about them. the dude took them both to the champagne room though. wonder why.
drives me crazy: the girl who thinks that because she's got a prescription for opioids for her "back pain" she's not a junkie, so she tells everyone about her "back pain" and how she's going to get a surgery for it the next day, but never actually does.
the girl who talks about how she never shits (opioids). the girl who talks about how she shits a million times a day (coke). nobody fucking needs to know that.
Elusive21
10-29-2010, 09:21 AM
Girls who watch me when I'm on stage. I never know if they're making fun of me or attempting to steal my moves.
steal your moves? aren't you a newbie?
she sells sanctuary
10-29-2010, 10:00 AM
^ even newbies can learn stuff on youtube that other girls at the club don't do. at my new club, i've seen a girl do this one move that i never ever saw, even though my old club had a ton of great pole dancers. and they were always looking to learn new moves too.
Elusive21
10-29-2010, 10:41 AM
:shrug: yeah i suppose that's true
kristybelle
10-29-2010, 08:14 PM
I'm a newbie but so far I agree with everything on here, particularly the whole "strippers acting like strippers" thing.
My biggest pet peeve is lazy, burned out strippers who wear hoodies over their stripper clothes and sit at the bar smoking for 4 hours. WHY are you working? You have to be losing money in house fees b/c you refuse to talk to any custies and no one can see your assets!
Strippers who feel like because I'm a newbie they can tell me what to do WHILE I'M ON STAGE. Like come up to me while I'm being tipped and go why don't you take off your bottoms earlier or show him pink or some other trashy bullshit I don't want to do onstage...I'm all for tips but tell me in the DR not while I'm working the stage.
Yesterday I seriously heard in the DR a girl going "He's the guy I had a miscarriage with. I think it was because I got really high and ate a whole box of raw brownie mix." Why do you reveal things like this to fellow strippers? Actually, why would you reveal this to ANYONE?
Girls who watch me talking up a custie and as soon as I go onstage swoop in to try and steal him.
Girls who DEMAND tips and dances. One of the girls if she's on stage and not getting tips literally will SCREAM at any customer that walks in the door to come and tip her.
tempest666
11-01-2010, 07:23 AM
This one alleged newbie came in and totally blew me away....she could fucking move.....she claims she's been watching alot of youtube. I was like DAMN!!!
mia_fey
11-02-2010, 01:05 PM
Pickpockets. We have 2 at our club and management has been notified but has done nothing about it. I may have to switch clubs soon before I have to choke a bitch who even thinks of touching my money.