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shasta
08-06-2010, 05:57 AM
In Vancouver a Quebec girl would take her thong off on her last song and stuff it in her mouth (every set for like 8 months!). She would leave it in her mouth for a couple minutes and do floor work, then pull it out very, very slowly. I know there has to be some others who saw her do that, I think she disgraced the stage a a few clubs in Van.

I saw a girl at a pretty classy, close knit club outside of Van announce she was quitting during her stage set. She came out in her street clothes and basically told everyone to fuck off. She did this so that she would not be allowed to come back so she would be forced to move on with her life.....I think she started working at Mugs and Jugs down the street...

On stage I have:
*Read a book
*Shared my own birthday cake with customers
*Hula hooped
*Eaten a banana (multiple times)

pixierocksonthepole
08-06-2010, 08:10 AM
I my self have layed there like I'm reading a book and had a conversation with the DJ from the booth to the stage.
Done some of the most ridiculous dance moves to get laughs (and it worked).


Other girls omg...One girl wore crotchless panties on stage and let guys touch her (it wasn't legal to show your kitty on stage, only in dances and touching was a major no no.). Another girl would wear very thin panties and rub her crotch into guys faces and many times they licked. One girl even went up on stage in flip flops...another big no no in that club.

Other times I saw amazing pole tricks and stage shows. Stage is always a mystery.

Qadesh
08-06-2010, 03:48 PM
I saw a girl on Ambien pass out while leaning against the pole with one leg wrapped around it behind her head... thank goodness she was sitting!
Also, a girl dressed up as a nerd, glasses, lopsided pig tails and all, skip out on stage with a toilet seat liner tucked in to the back of her thong.
Oh! And the grossest was when a girl dripped something that looked like yeast infection medicine out of her puss on to the stage. A male friend of mine was visiting me at work that day and we were on her rail... he almost puked. I had to run and get someone to clean the stage.

princessjas
08-06-2010, 04:46 PM
I once worked with a girl who would bust into the Pee-Wee dance if people weren't tipping....Oh yeah, that was me. lol I also used to climb the pole and just sit there or just lay on the stage and chat with whoever was around if they weren't tipping.

Oh and once I saw this woman about 40 that looked like she was 60 take a turkey baster on stage with her....she got asked to leave before we saw what she intended, but it was pretty scary. (She would have never been hired but the assistant manager was high, lol. All the management and staff at that particular club were on coke or tripping pretty much all the time.)

J.D.
08-07-2010, 10:08 PM
I saw a chick straight up get on stage barefoot.

Harleigh HellKat
08-07-2010, 11:09 PM
I worked at a divey bar and that was the norm. You'd never catch me doing it though. I straight up told the owner and several of the girls doing it that it looked trashy. Bleck.

On the other hand, if I could dance barefoot, I could do sooo much more on the pole. I'd just never put my bare toes on that floor!

I've seen several girls stand/walk on the ceiling. That's pretty crazy to me.

coco34
08-08-2010, 10:39 AM
It was a very slow dayshift, and nobody was tipping. This girl was wasted and on the stage kicking the pole in her heels repeatedly out of frustration. Management and waitress came and pulled her off stage, she was still kicking and slurring words. They put her under the counter in the DR and threw a coat over her.

DEE_K
08-08-2010, 01:33 PM
I've seen a couple of girls go onstage barefoot. One would basically work out on stage, doing stretches with the pole and head stands, etc. The other girl would do a belly dance.

Kylea2
08-08-2010, 03:43 PM
I've seen the barefoot thing a number of times. Usually the girls who do it tend to wear those mule style shoes so they are easy to take off on stage. Rachelle Laree (ED Publications Entertainer of the Year 2009) dances barefoot a lot. She said she caught a lot of slack for it at first but she does many back flips & such on stage that are hard to do in heels. On the other had I've seen Jade Simone St. Claire do some crazy stuff on stage in heels that I would never dream to attempt.

Christany
08-08-2010, 06:42 PM
Can't believe I missed this thread. Hmm. Let me see.
I've seen:
- A legally blind girl (could still see somewhat, but not allowed to drive) fall off the bar that we had to walk on top of, backwards and straight into the trash can. She was drunk as a skunk as usual though.
-A girl bring a roller vacuum onto a carpeted stage and start vacuuming, since that stage hadn't seen a real vacuum in god knows how long. I heard they finally ripped the carpet off though.

-oh wait, I totally forgot about the girl who kicked our disco ball down while doing a pole trick and it smashed into a ton of tiny pieces. No one was there yet since the club just opened, so no one got hurt. But our disco ball was forever no mas. I miss that club.

Harleigh HellKat
08-08-2010, 09:13 PM
^I totally saw a girl kill a blacklight bulb in a similar incident.

Christany
08-08-2010, 09:35 PM
^^^
Dood, that totally needs to be fetishized. Sexy girls breaking shit with stilettos is hawt. I still have a bunch of those old aol cd's. I bet I could stomp some of those out for stress relief.

J.D.
08-09-2010, 09:29 AM
Can't believe I missed this thread. Hmm. Let me see.
I've seen:
- A legally blind girl (could still see somewhat, but not allowed to drive) fall off the bar that we had to walk on top of, backwards and straight into the trash can. She was drunk as a skunk as usual though.
-A girl bring a roller vacuum onto a carpeted stage and start vacuuming, since that stage hadn't seen a real vacuum in god knows how long. I heard they finally ripped the carpet off though.

-oh wait, I totally forgot about the girl who kicked our disco ball down while doing a pole trick and it smashed into a ton of tiny pieces. No one was there yet since the club just opened, so no one got hurt. But our disco ball was forever no mas. I miss that club.

Carpeted stage???? :O

K Sweet
08-09-2010, 11:55 AM
At the peepshow I worked at we had a carpeted stage, and I'm a clean freak so if my naked ass is gonna be on the carpet I'm gonna vacuum it. But we'd also whip each other with the vacuum cord, or this one girl would bark like a dog and pretend to attack the vacuum cleaner when we vacuumed. We kept vacuuming entertaining for the customers!

Oh yeah, princessjas: I've totally done the Pee Wee dance on stage too!

Christany
08-09-2010, 03:07 PM
Carpeted stage???? :O

lol, I never got the chance to work at that one, but it was a cool little spot. One of my friends was working there, so we stopped by to say hello ;D


At the peepshow I worked at we had a carpeted stage, and I'm a clean freak so if my naked ass is gonna be on the carpet I'm gonna vacuum it. But we'd also whip each other with the vacuum cord, or this one girl would bark like a dog and pretend to attack the vacuum cleaner when we vacuumed. We kept vacuuming entertaining for the customers!

Oh yeah, princessjas: I've totally done the Pee Wee dance on stage too!

haha, I'd probably have too much fun doing the carpet shuffle and giving people electrical shocks.

Surprise
08-09-2010, 04:15 PM
i have NEVER heard of a carpeted stage before. that's so weird. i have seen clubs where they had poles in the vip, just standing there, no stage, bolted into the carpet on one end, and the ceiling on the other. but that sounds like fun, the whole vaccuming thing. lolz i see a theme set coming on...

Christany
08-10-2010, 12:09 AM
lolz i see a theme set coming on...

lol wait, that just reminded me of this photo. Want to try this on my pole.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LDxUcRIbk3Y/Sv1JgzZmvfI/AAAAAAAAAq8/DsYl7iiKVQI/s400/Extreme+Ironing+Stripper.jpg

Harleigh HellKat
08-10-2010, 09:21 AM
Haha NICE!!

We used to have to clean stages back home... no one else did it and it got narsty... so we did. Beats havin a nasty stage.

Corey
08-10-2010, 06:47 PM
I saw a chick straight up get on stage barefoot.

There's one at my club who was doing that. I think she had hurt her back or something. She now sports 3 to 4in. stiletto boots. She's improved.

Corey
08-10-2010, 06:56 PM
In the beginning of my dance career, I danced nude for a brief time. There was this dancer who would stick a cigar or a banana into her coochie and then she twirl it.

I HATED going after her. I remember getting booked for a bachelor party (otc) and I was so nervous. There was no way I was going to pull that shit! I tried to get out of it, but the club owners said we were the chosen two.

I told this dancer that I demanded to go first because her shows were so much more explicit than mine. I wanted to be dressed and heading for my car before she started that part of her show.

Surprisingly, after I performed, she didn't go there. I was a lot more comfortable. However, i quit that club soon after that.

Otoki
08-24-2010, 02:52 AM
We used to beat bachelors or bday boys with a giant rubber dildo at one of my old clubs. We would also rip their underwear off over their heads, but i think that's pretty common in the more "party" type clubs.

And the chick you vacuumed the carpet is officially the most awesome stage performer in the history of the stripper universe. I cannot stop laughing at that image.

KatjaMolotov
08-24-2010, 03:02 AM
Seen a extras girl finger her puss and ass then try and stand up and grab the pole an miss...and slam her face on the stage lol

I have personally climbed to the top of the pole (17 feet up) and claim im not comin down until im tipped.

Seen a amateur boxer jump off stage and beat the hell outta 4 customers who decided to throw quarters at stage, best night at work i swear.:D

hmm...seen another girl go to flip upside down on the pole and shoot her tampon out... funniest shit ive ever seen but i still feel bad about it happenin to her.

seen a girl named justice fall off the pole and hurt her back and have to get taken to the hospital by ambulance, the song she was dancing to was "and justice for all" by metallica

I have personally fallen offstage doing the splits by the edge of the stage, not something i like to admit to but its still funny:D

Otoki
08-24-2010, 06:20 AM
Katja, I would pay good money to have been there when that girl fucked up those four assholes. We have two amateur boxers at my home club and I always wonder what it would be like if someone finally went too far with them. Hoooooooooooo boy!

MysteriousMisty
08-25-2010, 02:33 AM
Reading the thread about the nastiest club a dancer had ever been to suddenly reminded me of a nasty girl on stage at a club I used to work at. The club was topless only. But the tall blonde that used to work there could never get up on the stage without flashing her pussy. Certainly managers saw this but oddly enough she was never fired for it. And the way she flashed it was like it was going out of style. If she wasn't facing the audience at the stage so she could pull her thong off to the side while she was standing, squatting or straddling, she had her back turned and would bend over and pull her cheeks apart until she could feel a draft I guess. I figured if she'd show her pussy for a buck, I didn't even wanna know what she'd do for a $20 lap dance.

TurboHips
08-26-2010, 06:18 PM
Craziest shit I've done: Bitchslap a bouncer for no reason.

I've seen a girl flash her whole buttcrack to a table of two guys sitting by 3rd stage. Yeah thats it

alexa111
08-26-2010, 07:16 PM
Ooh I forgot to add my own crazy-stage story! I pushed an extremely rude, drunk guy off my stage (he was sitting in a rolling chair and refused to tip even a dollar or move after I asked nicely), spit in his face and dumped his redbull in his lap. He deserved every bit of it and I wasn't fired or punished by the club at all :)

ivygirl
08-27-2010, 01:18 AM
A guy told me he wasnt impressed with me then called me a stupid dancer cunt, telling me id go nowhere etc...completely unprovoked, so i told him he had an eyelash and burnt him in the face :X

princessjas
08-27-2010, 01:21 AM
I saw a chick straight up get on stage barefoot.

Oh!! At my first club there was this girl who almost always did her sets barefoot! She was a gymnist and a contortionist and well, it sorta helped her act. She's who taught me to do a front walkover to sit on the pole!! My fav intro.

kitinboots
08-28-2010, 11:45 AM
I've seen a girl blindfold and gag a guy during a stag dance, then wax his chest.
In fact I was up there with her, but I was good cop and she was bad cop! Haha!

tikismall
09-07-2010, 06:32 PM
In my crazy years some time ago I did a few of the following:
*Chugged a guys beer then spit it out all over his face. (Did that a few times)
*Did the splits and spun around knocking a row of drinks on four women who didn't tip me who were sitting at the rack. I then ran up and "apologized" and then laughed and walked off stage.
*Broke a champagne flute and threatened to kill the d.j with it.
*Screamed "FUCK YO COUCH" in the V.I.P (I was blacked out,heh)
*Did the "Fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you, i'm out" to my bosses before.

I never got fired from that place too.
Anyways, that was my experience 20/21 yrs of age. I was a pretty crazy dancer in that time of my life.

cyberstripper
09-07-2010, 08:32 PM
HAHAHAH one of my own tricks: I know how to give the impression that I am lighting my tits on fire with a match trick. I have gotten tipped hundred dolla bills for this one! If you are intrsted in learning this trick, pm me!! I have gotten tipped alot because it amazes the custies! BUT I HAVE BURNED MYSELF A FEW TIMES!!

cyberstripper
09-07-2010, 08:35 PM
She's who taught me to do a front walkover to sit on the pole!! My fav intro.
Do tell us more about this intro move..any links on youtube as an example? I would love to learn more pole tricks!

cortana
09-07-2010, 09:28 PM
I've seen a girl go apeshit on a satellite stage when a guy grabbed her ass. She was drunk and hitting at him and screaming. A bouncer came and carried her off stage. I don't know what happened to the guy, I just remember it being an issue that she got carried off...I was standing fairly close to her during this incident, and one bounce that came over was pissed and all "she's getting fired, we're tired of her shit."

I thought it was pretty shitty that they were more concerned about her, then the misbehaving guy...but then again, she was the one making the scene?

J.D.
09-07-2010, 10:07 PM
I've seen a girl go apeshit on a satellite stage when a guy grabbed her ass. She was drunk and hitting at him and screaming. A bouncer came and carried her off stage. I don't know what happened to the guy, I just remember it being an issue that she got carried off...I was standing fairly close to her during this incident, and one bounce that came over was pissed and all "she's getting fired, we're tired of her shit."

I thought it was pretty shitty that they were more concerned about her, then the misbehaving guy...but then again, she was the one making the scene?

Was this me? I did something like this at XTC one time, but they didn't carry me off the stage.

Tasha_xoxo
09-07-2010, 10:31 PM
the reason she had the large book version was cause she had to take her clothes off or get fined.

i dont get it.???

Tasha_xoxo
09-07-2010, 10:57 PM
Nvm,,i get it.

Tasha_xoxo
09-07-2010, 11:14 PM
-Saw a girl stick two matches IN her nipple holes and light them on fire.

i bet that hurt.


-Another took a cigarette out of a customer's mouth, stuck it in her vajay, inhaled and blew the smoke right out in his face!

gross.


-Girl was on the pole and it snapped in half--it was a plastic pole, she landed on her ass. I felt bad for her, as she was injured and it wasn't her fault.

poor girl.


-Newbie dancer was pissed off that she couldn't dance to classical music, but still twirled around the stage like it was fucking swan lake.

haha lmfao.

charlie61
09-08-2010, 05:46 AM
I've seen a girl who danced like she was on Striptease. It looked completely choreographed. She looked like a vampire (and had her teeth capped, too). Super skinny chick. Actually, I've seen two people dance like this, come to think of it...

It was actually kind of cool, but sooooo wrong for stripping.

ChicagotoTampa
09-11-2010, 11:58 AM
I saw a girl who was so drunk and chilly one night that when she got up on stage, she stuffed her ice cold hands into her bottoms and stood there shivering for three songs.

Lucky13
09-11-2010, 12:29 PM
^Poor thing

- There is a girl that takes whatever tip the custy is giving, places it on his head then proceeds to suck it off using only the Jedi force of her kitty.
- An older woman that doesn't shave her kitty yanks and plays with her pubes.
- One dancer took a shit on the VIP room stage (same stage, different girl peed on the stage).

_Avery_
09-11-2010, 01:04 PM
^Poor thing

- There is a girl that takes whatever tip the custy is giving, places it on his head then proceeds to suck it off using only the Jedi force of her kitty.
.

lmfao

I worked with a girl who's "specialty" was picking up dollar bills off guys' foreheads with her ass cheeks. It gave her "old man" butt....it just didn't look sexy at all.

Rockette
09-11-2010, 07:45 PM
Ended up swinging my legs over the end of the stage once, and got a nasty scar on my foot from actually breaking one of the glasses and getting glass in my foot. I was only 18 then, I think only dancing for about a month. I'm not the most graceful girl at times. Now that I've stopped dancing, it's almost gotten worse.

Craziest thing I've seen another girl do on stage was stick a frog in her cha cha and plop it out into a custies drink. This was in Thailand though... It could have been worse though, after all, it was in Phucket.

amaliasnightout
10-10-2010, 12:28 PM
When I feel like no one is paying attention to me, I whip out the craziest dance moves I can think of: MC Hammer dance, I'm pro at doing the running man and the pony in stripper heels, the sprinkler. It's my way of saying: "HEY I'M A STRIPPER WITH SOME PERSONALITY. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH ME, I'LL JUST ENTERTAIN MYSELF."

I did see a girl who had to be on speed or something to a "broadway-esque" type thing on stage except at 1000 MPH and very spastic. I don't even know how to describe it except that every regular custie I spoke to said they had never seen anything quite as scary on stage as this girl.

Jay12
10-10-2010, 05:11 PM
Ok. Where I work, the pole is too short for me (I'm 5'8", but the shoes add me six more inches), that every time I do a stunt where I have to be upside down, I always end up doing push ups, with my legs wrapped around the pole, since is the only harmless move I can do. Any other move? I almost broke someone's face while doing the butterfly!

Jay12
10-10-2010, 05:22 PM
When I feel like no one is paying attention to me, I whip out the craziest dance moves I can think of: MC Hammer dance, I'm pro at doing the running man and the pony in stripper heels, the sprinkler. It's my way of saying: "HEY I'M A STRIPPER WITH SOME PERSONALITY. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH ME, I'LL JUST ENTERTAIN MYSELF."

OMG, I do that too!!!! Since I usually dance to rock music, I start to sing (the music is so loud that nobody actually listen to my voice), and to dance at the song's rhythm (headbanging, etc.). Sometimes, it draws people 'cause they see me as having a great time.

renaissancelove
10-11-2010, 02:02 PM
I saw a girl (on her back) put her head over the rail allowing her hair to tumble down. She was rubbin her titties all sexy when... the candle on the table below caught her hair on fire.

She was running around screaming "Black girl on fire! Nigga on fireee!" while everyone was spilling their beers on her.

She ran in the back and put her hair out.

rock_n_roll_dream
10-11-2010, 09:01 PM
I saw a chick straight up get on stage barefoot.

Oh god, I work in a small club and SEVERAL dancers a night do this!!! I just think it looks so tacky and unprofessional!! Of course you can dance that fast and do those tricks barefoot.....now try doing it in 8 inch heels!!! ;)

Sia
10-11-2010, 09:17 PM
Oh god, I work in a small club and SEVERAL dancers a night do this!!! I just think it looks so tacky and unprofessional!! Of course you can dance that fast and do those tricks barefoot.....now try doing it in 8 inch heels!!! ;)

Agreed... barefoot on stage is relatively common where I am too. Sometimes it can look good when the dancer has a great, sexy dance routine to go with the barefoot look. But often it just looks silly. :O

anelia
10-12-2010, 04:42 AM
uh, i saw naomi knight spray water out of her coochie like 20 feet, with perfect aim, at some guy....i think he might have worked at our club. when he got up and tried to run away (which was too good to be true) she chased him off the stage and through the club, continuing to spray the back of his head dead-on. SUCH AIM. best thing i have ever seen, anywhere, ever. i think i laughed for the rest of the night. i didn't even make much money cause i was all "DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT" instead of "hey want a dance" but i had a great (k)night. she was also an awesome, awesome person.

Jay12
10-15-2010, 06:10 PM
Agreed... barefoot on stage is relatively common where I am too. Sometimes it can look good when the dancer has a great, sexy dance routine to go with the barefoot look. But often it just looks silly. :O


OMG, the barefoot thing is such a great idea!
I can bellydance really good, and I have one of those sarongs with fake coins, and barefoot looks better than the heels for bellydancing.

Thanks!!!!!