View Full Version : craziest shit youve seen a girl do on stage!
francinista
10-15-2010, 09:40 PM
I have seen so many crazy things on stage I can not remember them all. But I loved reading these threads. Francinista
Nuclear Martini
10-15-2010, 10:46 PM
Just the usual: girls walking on stage with drink in hand, girls eating eachother out, really hairy buttholes...
CandyXXX
10-18-2010, 10:42 AM
I saw a girl bend over, spread her ass cheeks, and push her inner asshole lining out and suck it back in. The crazy part was how great the guys thought that was!
xGigi
10-18-2010, 03:17 PM
I saw a girl bend over, spread her ass cheeks, and push her inner asshole lining out and suck it back in. The crazy part was how great the guys thought that was!
HUH??
....wait...WHAT?
xGigi
10-18-2010, 03:19 PM
the craziest thing I ever saw...probably not that crazy...but a girl told a guy to stand up, grabbed his wallet, took out a 20 and walked away. he didn't care either lol
Tasha_xoxo
10-18-2010, 09:17 PM
^ haha if only that would work with every custie.
Otoki
10-23-2010, 08:25 PM
I saw a girl (on her back) put her head over the rail allowing her hair to tumble down. She was rubbin her titties all sexy when... the candle on the table below caught her hair on fire.
She was running around screaming "Black girl on fire! Nigga on fireee!" while everyone was spilling their beers on her.
She ran in the back and put her hair out.
Oh my fuck that is such a funny reaction! I hope she was OK. Was it her hair or extensions? My post-fire haircut was the most annoying thing ever.
This is why real candles in a club are a bad idea!
charlie61
10-23-2010, 09:07 PM
^ Lol, like in Powder Blue? (Not to mention the smoking on stage...)
renaissancelove
10-25-2010, 02:16 PM
Never seen powder blue. Maybe she was quoting it or something lol
But she's fine. It was just her extensions.
Agreed! Real candles at clubs should be banned!
charlie61
10-25-2010, 02:19 PM
Never seen powder blue. Maybe she was quoting it or something lol
But she's fine. It was just her extensions.
Agreed! Real candles at clubs should be banned!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4hLKWfcVSA
renaissancelove
10-25-2010, 02:25 PM
^ Interesting. I know she wasn't smoking that night.
charlie61
10-25-2010, 02:29 PM
^ Interesting. I know she wasn't smoking that night.
I was just trying to be funny, based on Otoki's comment about candles not being a good idea in the club. Wasn't trying to imply anything serious about the situation you witnessed!
M3wlove
10-27-2010, 03:31 AM
i worked in a small club where the girls would occasionally go barefoot. when it was empty this adorable girl (who was about 4'8 ) would dive into the dressing room, put on uggs then go and sit on this little chair onstage.
also, i didnt see these but they happened at the same club:
girl pees behind the bar (which is in front of the stage) and goes back to the stage. there were like 3 guys in the whole club and only one noticed and laughed, shook his head, kept drinking.
girl throws up on stage, goes to bathroom, keeps dancing.
neither were fired.
i saw an older woman do backflips across the stage.
i saw 2 girls link each others arms and prance around like doing a"we're off to see the wizard" pantomime.
i saw this really bored girl start a conga line with the other dancers around the club when the lambada started playing.
xGigi
10-27-2010, 05:03 AM
last night I saw a girl shove her whole index finger in her pussy on stage. totally caught me off guard.
another extremely wasted girl got up on stage and instead of dancing she basically humped the floor for her entire stage show
kellyallstar
04-10-2011, 08:41 PM
This thread has made my night, I haven't laughed this much in a while!
Maryjayne SL,UT
04-11-2011, 02:12 AM
OMG, I do that too!!!! Since I usually dance to rock music, I start to sing (the music is so loud that nobody actually listen to my voice), and to dance at the song's rhythm (headbanging, etc.). Sometimes, it draws people 'cause they see me as having a great time.
Love it :) I do the singing too while pretending to hold a microphone guys love seeing that I'm having a blast and I've made a lot of money doing this
So Fine Divyne
04-11-2011, 04:18 AM
Two girlfriends are talking to this uptight looking guy who, after hearing them talk about what they like to do to one another, leaves saying he will be right back. He goes to porno store next to club and comes back with large brown bag. Tells girl he wants her to fuck him in the ass with a strap on. Strap on is in bag with harness. He says he'll pay a lot. She says pay her to watch her fuck her gf in ass instead. He agrees. On main stage one girl fucked the other girl in the ass with a strap on on a dead Sunday night. Not done, they take it out and make the guy lick the shit off of it. He's enjoys it!
Aslinn
04-11-2011, 10:02 AM
Two girlfriends are talking to this uptight looking guy who, after hearing them talk about what they like to do to one another, leaves saying he will be right back. He goes to porno store next to club and comes back with large brown bag. Tells girl he wants her to fuck him in the ass with a strap on. Strap on is in bag with harness. He says he'll pay a lot. She says pay her to watch her fuck her gf in ass instead. He agrees. On main stage one girl fucked the other girl in the ass with a strap on on a dead Sunday night. Not done, they take it out and make the guy lick the shit off of it. He's enjoys it!
Please oh god tell me u made this up, that's like something I would kill myself after seeing :/
Odette
04-11-2011, 09:25 PM
Craziest shit I've seen is a tie between the girl that could make her pussy cheecks dance and the girl that ate her panties.
Fionaver
04-18-2011, 10:46 AM
There's lots, but the one that keeps sticking in my mind is:
We were having some sort of afterparty/film made at our work so they had girls from another club on stage. A bunch of really raunchy stuff happened, and one girl fucked another girl with a dildo in the pussy and then the ass. Then fucked her own pussy with it. On main stage.
My club was trying out the 2 girls on our stage thing for some unknown reason & it just became what I'ld like to call lesbian bloopers as I saw two of our dancers swing onto each other knees 1st which really looked totally clumsy & like the hurt each other more then anything. It was so not hott & I just had to tell them that 2 bottoms don't make a top. Anyhow it would have been different if they paired me up with any of the bigirls on our swift, but watching real amateur g on g with two dancers who have no clue what they are trying to do just looked pretty sad.
I've seen girl finger bang themselves on stage & even stick a lollypop in their pussy type of stuff, but I've never seen a toy being brought on stage or anything like that.
grungeglam
04-19-2011, 07:58 AM
drunk girl on stage wearing flip flops on pole, flips her shoes off at customers
girl stops in the middle of stage to text
girl talking on her phone on stage
drunk girls getting dressed early and the dj making them go up in their street clothes
macarena on stage
chicken dance on stage
girl doing ballet positions on stage
girl just laying on stage on her back the whole time
girl whacking a customer in the face with a dildo during his bachelor dance
girls eating on stage (after getting the delivery guy to come up to them so they can get food)
girl whacking a customer over the head with a condom that she blew up into a balloon (he tried to tip her with a condom, so he deserved it)
So Fine Divyne
04-19-2011, 08:29 AM
Please oh god tell me u made this up, that's like something I would kill myself after seeing :/
Did not make this up. Happened on a Gold club Sunday nite in summer of either 02/03. What's funny is one of these girls is a burnout dancer druggie chick now and the other is a married preschool teacher. One of the craziest things I ever saw. Steve Cooper may run his Arizona and Christie's clubs well, but GC started as a biker bar and its proximity to Nutbush(white ghetto) neighborhood plus cheap tacky decor determined the clientele back then.
Some of this stuff sounds fun to try I'ld like 2 hit a custie in the face with a dildo -- that could be fun.
I'm guilt of eating /drinking right before eating on stage, but if I could get away with taking shots on stage I'll be down & as for eating well ok I'll keep it where it's only my last bite I might be chewing on left once I get on stage cuz sometimes a girl has got to eat, but no stage it gets in the way.
I forgot to mention the 1 time a dancer was doing a pole trick & we had a loose nut supporting our handrail poles anyhow needless to say it wasn't really her fault though being to big for it to support her didn't help, but the whole rail came down & crashed on her. I just had to laugh even if that makes me evil but that is ok I laughed when I got my heel stuck in my in hoop of my clit ring & that shit hurt like a bitch, but must of been funny as hell to seeI so don't wear open hoops anymore cuz I almost tore my clit right off & was black & blue for a week getting it stuck in there during a trick. However I handled it like a trooper continued my roputine & then put some ice on it. My gf gave me hell thinking I cheated I her letting w/ some abusive asshole fck me, but seriously I almost wouldn't believe how the hell ended up in my hoop like that if it didn't happen to me.
Oh well atleast I was never 1 that got drunk & fell off stage or who did a trick & ended up kicking a bartender of breaking a bottle by landing into the bar which I have witnessed.
The Contessa
04-19-2011, 12:47 PM
I think I'm the weird chick in my club. I've been known to dance in some odd ways.... ballet, jazz, hip hip, headbanging, air guitar.... Whatever floats MY boat.
Kellydancer
04-19-2011, 02:54 PM
uh, i saw naomi knight spray water out of her coochie like 20 feet, with perfect aim, at some guy....i think he might have worked at our club. when he got up and tried to run away (which was too good to be true) she chased him off the stage and through the club, continuing to spray the back of his head dead-on. SUCH AIM. best thing i have ever seen, anywhere, ever. i think i laughed for the rest of the night. i didn't even make much money cause i was all "DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT" instead of "hey want a dance" but i had a great (k)night. she was also an awesome, awesome person.
If it's the same Naomi Knight (you never know in this industry) I danced with her many years ago and she lives by me. I knew she was going to be a feature when she first started.
I think I'm the weird chick in my club. I've been known to dance in some odd ways.... ballet, jazz, hip hip, headbanging, air guitar.... Whatever floats MY boat.
I did this too. I would literally dance ballet to classical and jazz to tap. I mostly did these when guys weren't tipping and I felt like dancing. I have a dance background anyway. Strangely, I would get many guys tipping me then for these unique dances.
ZePeanut
04-19-2011, 10:48 PM
Come in on her night off to specifically dance for her boyfriend who was passed out the entire time she was dancing for him.
Lol.
Maryjayne SL,UT
05-05-2011, 06:29 PM
Some of this stuff sounds fun to try I'ld like 2 hit a custie in the face with a dildo -- that could be fun.
I'm guilt of eating /drinking right before eating on stage, but if I could get away with taking shots on stage I'll be down & as for eating well ok I'll keep it where it's only my last bite I might be chewing on left once I get on stage cuz sometimes a girl has got to eat, but no stage it gets in the way.
I forgot to mention the 1 time a dancer was doing a pole trick & we had a loose nut supporting our handrail poles anyhow needless to say it wasn't really her fault though being to big for it to support her didn't help, but the whole rail came down & crashed on her. I just had to laugh even if that makes me evil but that is ok I laughed when I got my heel stuck in my in hoop of my clit ring & that shit hurt like a bitch, but must of been funny as hell to seeI so don't wear open hoops anymore cuz I almost tore my clit right off & was black & blue for a week getting it stuck in there during a trick. However I handled it like a trooper continued my roputine & then put some ice on it. My gf gave me hell thinking I cheated I her letting w/ some abusive asshole fck me, but seriously I almost wouldn't believe how the hell ended up in my hoop like that if it didn't happen to me.
Oh well atleast I was never 1 that got drunk & fell off stage or who did a trick & ended up kicking a bartender of breaking a bottle by landing into the bar which I have witnessed.
I just watched a girl eat frittos on stage this week and it was hilarious how sexy she managed to make it.
And I feel you on catching your clit ring I caught mine today and thought I ripped my whole clit off it was hell....that's probably what I got for laughing at a girl who dropped herself on her head last week lol
Dakotadancer
05-06-2011, 01:29 PM
I worked in this tiny dive bar with peanut shells on the floor. There was a little bowl of spent matches in the corner of the stage I couldn't figure out what it was for. Then this crazy drunk girl who only danced to buckcherry and the like gets on stage, spreads her legs and put a match in her lips. She proceeded to light it with another match then tried to get customers to blow it out. The customers would either stare at the match looking totally confused or wait to see what she would do when it started to burn to close to her skin. This "trick" usually ended in her screaming fuckfuckfuckfuck! blow out the fucking match! I saw her burn herself numerous times but that didn't seem to stop her.
LexyNYC
05-11-2011, 10:40 AM
Last weekend, my club was horrible. This one girl who is a sweetheart but a real alcoholic got completely shitfaced (like always) and for her set on stage, she was sitting indian style and tumbling around the floor like baby gymnastics. At first some of the other dancers laughed and encouraged her nonsense by having their customers throw dollars at her, but then she tumbled into the pole and kind of got stuck with her ass in the air and her neck bent and since we all saw that a spinal injury was one more tumble away, we all started yelling for her to stop and then she fell over (loudly) and the house mom dragged her off stage. Then she went in the back, put on pajama pants with her heels on and slept in the dressing room.
hf487
05-29-2011, 03:39 PM
RollerSkates it was awesome she was really good
Aaaand
putting a dollar on her pussy and making it mysteriously fly (fake Queef) However u spell that
But it was kool!
Anastasia Foxx
05-29-2011, 04:10 PM
Last night I climbed the pole & sat there b/c no one was tipping.
One girl at another club where I worked went on stage in tennis shoes ALL the time
Another girl at that same club would wear wigs to work. One night she got mad because no one was tipping, so she ripped her wig off, threw it at the guys in the audience and called them "Stupid Broke Motherf***ers"
I've danced onstage to "The Time Warp" and "Sweet Transvestite" from Rocky Horror Picture Show, with a jelly dildo tucked into my bottoms - made STUPID GOOD money with that.
Again last night, we had no crowd turnover, no one was tipping or buying dances, so I went on stage to "Golddigger" and "Glamorous" (out of my genre) and EVERY dancer in the club jumped up and shouted at the customers "IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME."
sananeko
05-29-2011, 04:43 PM
Again last night, we had no crowd turnover, no one was tipping or buying dances, so I went on stage to "Golddigger" and "Glamorous" (out of my genre) and EVERY dancer in the club jumped up and shouted at the customers "IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME."
I love this one..
Kisca
05-30-2011, 02:26 AM
A cartwheel.... A full blown on cartwheel on a small stage with 7 inch heels.
kthnx
05-30-2011, 12:37 PM
Haha as a broader sequel to "fat girls dancing" someone should make a thread called "girls who have no dancer merits dancing". U know, a girl who is ugly, fat, flat, can't dance foe shit, can't hustle for shit, let's herself get taken advantage by customers (timewise, moneywise, etc) and can't stand up for herself, etc. Oh and is happy with a "good nite" of $100.
Jay12
05-30-2011, 02:38 PM
broke a pole!!! damn!
i seriously saw a girl finger fuck herself in front of everyone when someone would tip her. so unclassy!
Seen this a lot in a dive bar in Virginia Beach!!!!!!!!
Warped
08-15-2011, 08:36 PM
I saw a girl take a bottle of water and squeeze it into her pussy. She held the water in and danced then guys could pay $5 to lay on the stage and have it sqirted on there face... She did this for a long time, over and over again...
Note: I do not work at this club, was out with friends and they wanted to go. All I can say is Ewwww. The worse part was one of my friends wanted to get on stage, I said definitely not and made everyone leave at this point. Lol
Warped
08-15-2011, 08:41 PM
*their
Ali Chin Chin
08-16-2011, 10:16 PM
When It was a dancers birthday, everyone would go on stage and dance around the birthday girl, and just be silly. One time we had a chocolate cake for someone, and it just ended up being smooshed all over everyone and all over the stage. The manager refused to clean it up or even let the maintenance guy clean it up, and we danced on a cake covered stage for the rest of the night.
TheWeirdOne
05-25-2012, 03:51 PM
I dance to the silence of the lambs song and make tons in tips!!
TheWeirdOne
05-25-2012, 05:15 PM
me too : )
Marley13
05-26-2012, 10:42 AM
I havent seen anything too crazy besides the acrobatic moves. Front hand stand flips into customers laps.. I saw one girl do a hand stand and booty dance upside down. That was AWESOME.
sunny,*
05-26-2012, 04:14 PM
I've seen a girl get pissed that a guy wasn't tipping on stage, so she turns around and puts her ass in his face and her knees on his shoulders and starts bouncing her ass up and down SO HARD it actually breaks his nose. Blood everywhere. She got suspended for a couple weeks. The guy was so angry, she was so angry, the managers were so angry... it was a huge scene.
I've seen a [drunk female] customer throw up on stage while a dancer was up there. The dancer runs off and management cleans up the puke right away, thank god.
I've seen an ex-gymnast dancer go on stage and just hold a handstand for almost an entire song. Sort of weird, but impressive.
There was this guy who would come this one club and he would tip his favorite dancer with a stack of 100 1's still in the paper wrapper. He would just walk up to the stage and set it down and walk back to his table. Love it.
GlitterBexie
05-29-2012, 07:18 PM
My friend can put both her legs behind her head, one of the bouncers dared her to do it on stage...so she did :-D
Newbie (Know it all newbie though, doing my nut in) dances to Heaven is a place on earth by Belinda Carlisle, does finger clicks and dances like she is in the movie "Burlesque" but really reeeally badly...(i should add to this that she is not hot at all)
Done a family guy "bird is the word" style dance when the club was really slow and boring.
stormy_nola
05-31-2012, 01:06 PM
in miami there is this chick that holds a water bottle between her ass cheeks and pours the water into customers mouths that way
charlie61
05-31-2012, 07:38 PM
I've seen an ex-gymnast dancer go on stage and just hold a handstand for almost an entire song. Sort of weird, but impressive.
She should've had the guys agree to tip $1 for every second she held the handstand!
tuesdaymarie
05-31-2012, 07:41 PM
Not "crazy" as in impressive, but made me raise an eyebrow: girl with a just-had-a-baby-belly two-stepping on stage barefoot.
KajaLeon
06-03-2012, 02:18 AM
I saw a girl (on her back) put her head over the rail allowing her hair to tumble down. She was rubbin her titties all sexy when... the candle on the table below caught her hair on fire.
She was running around screaming "Black girl on fire! Nigga on fireee!" while everyone was spilling their beers on her.
She ran in the back and put her hair out.
I am dying!!! That is hilarious!!!
mediocrity
06-03-2012, 02:31 AM
There was a chunky mixed chick at Palomino in LV I used to HAAAATE going up onstage after. She would bounce beer bottles between her ass cheeks, pour beer down her stomach over her crotch into the customer's mouths, all sort of various shit. She never cleaned up her stage either so it was always slippery as fuck.
Anyway. While sitting in the tip rail with a customer one day, I saw this chick get into "doggy" position in front of us - ass facing us- and she stuck a (folded in half) dollar INTO HER SNATCH... and wagged it like a dog's tail.
I didn't know whether to be impressed or throw up.
Here in Seattle there's an old chick who lays on her back, tucks her legs behind her head and spins on her back like a turtle shell.
GlamourRouge
06-03-2012, 03:58 AM
I worked with a girl who would do extreme contortions on stage to the point where it was NOT sexy! Like legs behind head and turning into a creature of the night, I swear. Several customer complained that it was creepy and then the manager had to talk to her and tell her to stop which resulted in a screaming match.