View Full Version : craziest shit youve seen a girl do on stage!
MyButter
06-03-2012, 06:42 AM
Here in Seattle there's an old chick who lays on her back, tucks her legs behind her head and spins on her back like a turtle shell.
Bahaha! The initial visual I got from reading this was epic!
Bubbles6969
06-03-2012, 06:51 PM
I once was danceing for this older man close to my period.
Then I started right when I was grinding on him with my booty in his lap.
He thought I got really wet and Tryed to finger me.
Until he noticed how bloody his hand is.
I almost shit my self and was so embarased.
But he just licked his hands and said it was ok.
On his Hugo boss pants!
miamia4me
06-03-2012, 07:27 PM
Wtf?! Some people I'm like what? For real? Uhhhh
devilkitty
06-03-2012, 07:39 PM
I once was danceing for this older man close to my period.
Then I started right when I was grinding on him with my booty in his lap.
He thought I got really wet and Tryed to finger me.
Until he noticed how bloody his hand is.
I almost shit my self and was so embarased.
But he just licked his hands and said it was ok.
On his Hugo boss pants! I fucking hope your a troll. You just kept dancing while he tried to finger you? trollololololol.
miamia4me
06-03-2012, 07:43 PM
Even if its fake its hard to believe someone would admit to this ! I had to read it 3 times to make sure it wasn't my imagination.
devilkitty
06-03-2012, 07:53 PM
I know right. Like you said WTF.
Su Su
06-03-2012, 08:21 PM
And I feel you on catching your clit ring I caught mine today and thought I ripped my whole clit off it was hell....that's probably what I got for laughing at a girl who dropped herself on her head last week lol
My pussy ached just reading that. No not in a good way lol.
gingerstripper
06-04-2012, 07:26 AM
oh gawd.
Bubbles6969
06-04-2012, 08:59 AM
No I'm serious.
I was trying to get something from him. Lol.
jgolden83
06-04-2012, 12:09 PM
I've seen a fat girl spin on the pole and have it break.
You mean like this??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnuJppyo4E
MyButter
06-04-2012, 12:57 PM
I was trying to get something from him.
His cooties?
the shy girl
06-04-2012, 02:02 PM
Here in Seattle there's an old chick who lays on her back, tucks her legs behind her head and spins on her back like a turtle shell.
OMG! Where is this?! I feel like I have to witness this in person :)
mediocrity
06-04-2012, 02:27 PM
OMG! Where is this?! I feel like I have to witness this in person :)
DreamGirls at Rick's. She has danced all over but that's where she is currently. When I saw her do that I could not stop laughing.
Kellydancer
06-04-2012, 02:43 PM
I am glad this thread was resurrected because it is full of win. I remember something I posted in another thread but I once danced with a Jiggly Rolls with a flabby belly and she would get on stage and wiggle her stomach to the music. Very bizarre and sadly she had a couple of regulars into that.
HandSanitizer
06-18-2012, 09:10 PM
Maybe not the "craziest," but the grossest thing I've seen was during a bachelor party group.
New chick took the bachelor's glasses and stuffed it in her ass &she galloped around the pole, then put it back on his face.
I gave him hand sanitizer...
Skylar_NZ
09-25-2012, 10:13 AM
Had a feature girl come into the club I work at to do a toy show. She tried to stick a dildo up there while standing on one foot, holding the other leg up in the air, with a glass balanced on her head. All in 6 inch heels. ended up getting glass all over the stage, funny to watch,but so not cool.
Another feature act accidentally tipped over the giant bucket she was bathing herself in. Water EVERYWHERE, it went all over the customers sitting in the front row, so funny!!
One of the regular dancers was really drunk and fell off the stage, into a customers lap, knocking his chair over and sending them both rolling onto the floor.
Tsepmet1
09-25-2012, 10:42 AM
1. Napoleon Dynamite song and dance, while in a wig and "vote for Pedro" shirt.
2. Climb to the top of the pole, flip over, and face plant.
jasminebg
09-28-2012, 12:59 PM
oh, i'm guilty of the laying there. i hate people oogling me for free!
so true ive done that
mariesgame
10-06-2012, 11:36 AM
I once worked at a club where part of the bachelor show was to put a firework in his ass and make him crawl around on all fours. Anyway, I'd been paid to do my first one at that club with this other girl and thank fuck she lead it because when it came to the putting the firework in his ass, his asshole was covered in shit.
mia_fey
10-10-2012, 10:20 PM
Ewww I would have left the stage gagging
SuperJa
10-14-2012, 09:47 PM
We have a lady who isn't allowed to do stage anymore... but she used to basically do breakdancing moves while wearing a rainbow tie dyed leotard. One of the bouncers said they got a hold of it and destroying that hideous piece of clothing was much like the scene where they trash the copier on Office Space.
There used to be a bodybuilder chick who worked there who would basically do competition flexing poses the whole time.
When I feel like the audience isn't paying attention, I'll start doing vertical pushups on the pole. Strangely have ended up with a massive amount of tips from this. And it's nice cause I work in a super high contact club, but after a show like that, all my lap dance customers just want to feel my arms. I can deal with that lol.
azaleanola
10-14-2012, 11:48 PM
What does "face plant" mean?
SuperJa
10-14-2012, 11:53 PM
What does "face plant" mean?
Fall right on their face.
Some great examples here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lef9nWH5HA
smeca
10-15-2012, 01:48 PM
2 girls i used to work with did a great double show on the pole. They had this cool bit where they'd both be on it (spinning pole) then bring their heads together and kiss while whirling round. Guys were just so apathetic, it was awesome!
Aurora14
10-15-2012, 07:55 PM
Our bar has poles on both ends of it, we turned it into a slip and slide. We were trying to see who could go the farthest and then went from one end to the other, until one of the girls went head first into the 2nd pole and rolled to the floor below. Girl was fine, just had a bump on her head from where she hit.
One of our girls had a pole break while she was climbing it. (Definitly not her fault as she was 5'8" and like 130lbs) A year later, another pole broke on her as she leaned back to go upside down. A few months after that, she had the horrible luck of trying to climb up the pole after a new girl, smothered in baby oil, had been touching the pole. I wouldn't touch a pole if I were her.....
The girl with the giant boobs would tit smack the customers that tipped her. It was kind of epic when she smacked a guy so hard she broke his nose. Not so epic when she didn't realize it and went on to the next guy... We pointed it out to her and she ran off stage embarrassed to the dressing room, a minute later came back with baby wipes and hand sanitizer for the guys. I thought that was nice of her.
Then there was our "Super secret spy" (her occupation out of the club O.o) 2 song set, nothing but squats.....
Amareth
10-15-2012, 10:38 PM
on a really slow night a few weeks ago me and two other girls decided to put on 5 outfits each, one girl wore 3 onesie catsuits with a corset over the top, another had a big tutu, long jacket, corset and a bunch of other random pieces, I had a batman outfit with a red monokini and pink skirt over the top and other stuff - can't even remember! We want on stage to the ghostbusters theme song and danced like idiot dressed like crazy bag ladies. All the other girls thought it was hilarious and jumped on stage and we did a conga line. Was fucking hilarious!
I've seen a girl do silks, I've done double aerial hoop routines that definitely got us a lot of attention!
I never had the pleasure of working with his girl but know other girls who have, unfortunately she retired recently but does a crazy fire show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hfKdUqv_IE
The craziest thing I've ever heard of was a chick who used to fake hang herself on stage, one time it fucked up and she actually almost killed herself.
goddesskali
10-18-2012, 09:47 AM
Saw a tall skinny russian girl with dreadlocks krump dance onstage. It was dreadful. Then her friend jumped in and krumped with her.
For those who dont know, this is krumping. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6kVgATihxk&feature=fvwrel
Let's leave krumping to the pros, please.
hollywood6
10-18-2012, 07:34 PM
I love this thread.
Lushhh
10-19-2012, 07:07 AM
my obviously older house mom was getting ready along side me in the dressing room. if that wasn't weird enough, she later bent over on stage, held her cheeks open, and made her asshole throb..that was her bread and butter >.<
^^ Your house mom walks around naked?
Lushhh
10-20-2012, 07:46 AM
^^ Your house mom walks around naked?
lol no she was on schedule as a dancer that night! my damn wording :-p
galaxia
10-27-2012, 12:16 AM
i once did the titty attack thing for a guy that was tipping onstage and the chair couldnt resist both of us so we ended up on the floor... it was SO embarasing but the guy was so exited, and everyone started tipping a lot after that incident hahaha I felt so awkward!
galaxia
10-27-2012, 12:30 AM
One of the regular dancers was really drunk and fell off the stage, into a customers lap, knocking his chair over and sending them both rolling onto the floor.
shit i just wrote about that it happened to me too and wasnt even drunk!!
enchantedkim
10-29-2012, 11:24 AM
I would say she was definitely drunk to do that!
Nina_
11-05-2012, 09:56 AM
I've seen a girl throw up on stage, which was disgusting because I was on stage with her when it happened and vomit is kind of a phobia of mine...
I've seen girls with tampon strings hanging out on stage. Why they tuck it in and hope it stays in place instead of just cutting it is beyond me.
I do a pole trick where I climb all the way to the top and then slide down really fast with no hands and stop myself using only my legs/knees a few inches before I hit the ground. Well, my sister started trying to imitated that pole move and she tends to get really fucked up at work and I saw her do the move and crash and hit her head... I'm surprised she didn't have a concussion, it made a huge sound.
I saw a really drunk girl try to do a backwards somersault and ended up rolling right off the stage and onto the floor.
Apparently a friend of mine broke a rib trying to do a pole trick but she lives in a different state so I wasn't there to see that.
Outside the club, I did a bachelor party a couple weeks ago and one of the other girls was on stage dancing quite wildly for the bachelor and the chair broke so they both fell down. Someone handed her a new chair (the folding kind) but she didn't get the memo that she was dancing too crazy because she continued to dance like that and her heel knocked over a lamp so the lamp fell on them and then crashed and broke. Pretty funny.
Those are a few.
cameo07
11-14-2012, 04:23 PM
Just like 2 weeks ago a new girl at my club was on stage and trying to some type of pole trick I've never seen and some how her shoe caught the pole at just the right angle that it flew off and smacked a custies right in the chest, super hard at her tip rail. It was fucking crazy and awesome at the same time.
The worst thing I have done was get close to a custie at my tip rail and some how my shoe managed to fall off right in his lap. He was nice enough to hand it back to me :D
pizzedoff
11-18-2012, 05:50 PM
a showoff on skates shit herself. diarreah and fell trying get off stage.omg
SuperJa
11-21-2012, 02:37 PM
a showoff on skates shit herself. diarreah and fell trying get off stage.omg
This sounds like something that should be in a movie.
Seatortuga
11-23-2012, 09:54 PM
How about the gal whose boyfriend proposed to her during her set??
summerbre
11-25-2012, 07:27 PM
How about the gal whose boyfriend proposed to her during her set??
^^THIS! Weird. And reminds me, I went to a lower-end strip club a few counties over with some friends last week, and the DJ kept referring to one of the girls on stage as his wife. Seriously, every time she had a set, he'd say it five times... "That's my beautiful wife __(insert name here)___"
That has to be a game killer. I get that "wife watching" is a fantasy, but more often than not wouldn't potential custies be weirded out??
alpha centauri
11-26-2012, 12:02 PM
3 different girls doing pole tricks... on the same pole. gotta love dallas :D
Jay12
11-28-2012, 10:17 PM
It was something that happen to me, and is kinda funny and crazy.
Last year, a dude was taking pictures of me while I was on stage. The club had a "no picture" taking policy, and I jumped off the stage, grabbed his phone and told him that if he didn't deleted those pictures his phone was gonna be history (a brand new iPhone). He proceed, and the funniest part is that he was very scared.
hollywood6
11-29-2012, 01:24 AM
3 different girls doing pole tricks... on the same pole. gotta love dallas :D
All at the same time? This sounds awesome (:
breedesires
11-29-2012, 02:59 AM
When I see a girl touch her pussy then the pole I throw up in my mouth a little
yinyang
11-29-2012, 09:04 PM
My roommate said that her first (and only) time at a strip club, a dancer went up to her at the stage, pulled one of her boobs out of her shirt (my roommate's, not the dancer's), and licked her nipple.
THATS DIRTY, i said.
Licking a female customer's nipple, while you're onstage??? Going out of your way to pull it out of her shirt??? WHY???
simone87
12-02-2012, 12:20 PM
hmm we had a half russian, half asian girl choke herself and roll around in fetal position..
saw girl kick a drink right into a customers face
we had a stage birthday/bachelor party where customers got up on stage and tried to dance (groan)
one girl fell right on her head doing a pole trick, but to her credit got right back up and like nothing happened.
Misskatia
01-22-2013, 08:28 PM
Bachelor/stag show on the stage:
One time a dancer pantsed the victim on stage and he was wearing a lady's marijuana thong
During another show, once the bachelor's belt was removed and he was spanked a bit, he got pantsed and he had nothing on underneath. It was so funny, but I bet he was sooooo embarrassed.
A guy brought in his girlfriend on a slow night and they sat near the stage. Another dancer came to sit with them and make small talk with the guy. His girlfriend left in a huff. While one of the girls was on stage, she brought a chair up with her and when this guy's chick came storming back in, she went up on stage, grabbed the chair and threw it at him(she missed though)
On a slow night this half bald perv guy who is super touchy feely was sitting at his usual spot next to the stage, and the girl dancing on stage did some pole tricks and one of her extensions fell out of her hair. She looked the customer in the face, crawled toward him and draped it over his bald spot. How sweet lol
kaninchen
01-22-2013, 08:46 PM
^ AHHHHAHAHA I am dying over the girl covering the dude's bald spot with her extension.
Gigi82188
12-10-2013, 11:12 PM
I seen a girl squeeze her boobs and make milk squirt out on stage!!!! :D :D:D
I think i have every body beat on this one lol
JuicYJocelyN
03-19-2014, 12:29 PM
i know this is kinda old thread...u girls are sooo funny!! always make me laugh!! the craziest i done is texting on stage! i know that's a big NO-NO...but dude, twas pretty annoying when i put on a decent show and nobody freakin tips..so i got annoyed, pulled out my phone and started texting...soon after the 2 bouncers rushed to side of stage and said to me "ok you need to pack and go home right now..." i was like whateves!!