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kissykins
03-19-2014, 01:09 PM
One of the craziest things I've seen recently was this girl snorted a full fat line right off the stage that a custy laid out for her, on a fairly busy night. Somehow no one on the staff said anything to her as far as I could tell.

MISS_TENAY
03-19-2014, 03:21 PM
-I saw a guy come out of the Vip but naked touching himself waiting or his next girl to walk in.... he had a 1 inch btw.... frkn hilarious
-Girls getting ate on stage
-nasty girl bleed on stage
-a guy get suker punched at the bar by a girl who said he didn't wanna tip her
-I also seen the granny panties thing on a granny stripper lol idk shee was maybe 50's
-some girls wig fall off

MISS_TENAY
03-19-2014, 03:22 PM
oooh a girl was soo drugged up she was sitting by the bar by herr self dozed off and hit her hear str8 down on the bar

same grl I did a VIP with that shooted up in the room/ freaked me out because I never seen someone actually do this lol

JuicYJocelyN
03-20-2014, 01:07 AM
omg where do ya'll dance at??? dang...:ashamed:

MISS_TENAY
03-20-2014, 10:32 AM
At the time this was the first club I ever worked at in Miami south part/ small club very known for ish like this to happen lol

Jay12
03-28-2014, 04:05 AM
Last year, I had my period by surprise...on stage. Some customers saw it and threw the money they had and left (about 55 bucks overall). No blood fell on the floor nor the pole, but I thought it was funny; me jumping off the stage (in those 8" heels) and then rushing to the bathroom to clean myself.

I left that club and never came back. However, one of the managers called about three months ago wanting me back (he said I was the only one who spoke proper English and was actually legal, hence they needed me back to look legit).








BTW, this was at a dive (hint, is on I-35, near UT Austin, and the Fiesta supermarket).

she wolf
04-01-2014, 09:49 PM
A girl peed puddles on stage..twice...front and back of the stage

krystal.s
04-01-2014, 10:26 PM
I have horrible motion sickness. I started work at a new club not knowing about the poles. I went to spin around the pole thinking it was stationary, nope, it was a greased up super spinner. I'm not sure how I was able to hold on but I puked on stage.

I watched a girl on stage get into a argument with a guy at the tip rail. She squatted down, pulled out her tampon and dropped it in his drink.

SweetJulia
04-01-2014, 10:36 PM
She squatted down, pulled out her tampon and dropped it in his drink.
This might be the greatest thing I've ever read on this website8)

curvydancer25
04-22-2014, 11:46 PM
Not too crazy but...Ive seen two girls do a show together with a dildo...The sad part is when the girl was using the dildo on the other girl, the whole club started smelling like rotten fish aka stank pussy. It was a small club so I'm sure people could smell it. I was watching and I could see customers turn their heads like wtf is that smell!! I don't know what happen after that cause I went to the back to do a self check to make sure I was fresh lol.

sophianz
04-23-2014, 12:18 AM
i have seen some crazy stuff, but my all time craziest is the girl who put an orange road cone in herself onstage
she brought it out on stage and straddled it and lowered
wrong wrong wrong!!
i am still scarred

Plutoniangirl
05-24-2014, 10:55 AM
An audition who was sucking on a cigarette lighter like a lollipop probably 50 years old, size 20, meth face from indiana, wearing an american flag bandana as a top and black granny panties. Then said "Ya'll are looking at me funny. I don't like these bitches" was sucking on the lighter the entire time of her audition.

Then there was the girl who purposely took her wig off on stage and made a whole dramatic scene about it, asked a customer fetch it for her(he didn't), then threw it on the ground when she got off stage. The floor host picked it up (poor guy) brought it into the dressing room asking who's it was and she was like, " OMG ITS MY WIG THANKS ****"

0.o

SweetJulia
05-24-2014, 11:43 AM
I saw a girl that got ripped off for 160 in dances kick the guy in the balls lol. He was wearing a cup, so she then did the same to the floor guy at least half a dozen times. I didn't like him, but I still felt bad for him. Saw a girl run out of VIP naked with a mouthful of semen go into the bathroom and spit in into the sink while I was in there chatting with a really nice female customer. Classy! Really pissed me off cuz the customer got so freaked out that she and her boyfriend left two minutes later. I'd been making great money off them til "BJ" ruined it. Saw several girls doing lines of coke off random parts of a toilet. Saw a girl so high she didn't zip her bag and dropped money all over the dressing room. The worst was a drunk girl pushing me into a bathroom stall and attempting to perform oral on me. She wasn't cute and it was hardly the place.

Plutoniangirl
05-24-2014, 11:57 AM
now i'm all browsing that site...some crazy/nasty shit on there...
I seriously gagged at this video! One video i can't finish watching...
http://www.efukt.com/20736_barebacking_gone_wrong.html

/threadjack!


yay efukt!!!

MomoMania
06-04-2014, 02:31 PM
A girl smacked a college guy in the face, then all his friends proceeded to line up to get hit by the girl on stage offering pretty big tips.

A group chucked quarters at a girl on stage making it "hail". She ended up crying in the dressing room, then leaving.

kirakonstantin
06-06-2014, 02:15 AM
It was a really slow night and there were only two customers, who didn't tip any of the dancers. One girl got up on stage, walked to the front and stared at them, with her hands on her hips until they tipped her.

I saw another girl who, in the middle of her stage... I guess the drugs kicked in because she yawned, curled up on the stage and fell asleep. The manager had to wake her up and almost carry her off stage.

There was yet another dancer who didn't like the fact that the DJ played hip hop for her after being told several times not to. Rather than dance to it, she got on stage, leaned against the pole and flipped off the DJ for the entire three minute song. Ok... I admit it. That one was all me.

Bad_Wolf
07-24-2014, 12:20 AM
I saw a bald girl rip her wig off and throw it as a customer from about 20 ft off the ground... Freaked all the guys out biiiig time. Probably the funniest thing I have ever seen.

And more dudes with their wieners out during bachelor party things on stage than I care to admit.

Bad_Wolf
07-24-2014, 12:30 AM
A girl smacked a college guy in the face, then all his friends proceeded to line up to get hit by the girl on stage offering pretty big tips.

A group chucked quarters at a girl on stage making it "hail". She ended up crying in the dressing room, then leaving.

Someone did that to me once, I threw the quarters back at their face (And I throw pretty hard) and security carried their stupid asses out.

kaninchen
07-28-2014, 11:31 AM
There was yet another dancer who didn't like the fact that the DJ played hip hop for her after being told several times not to. Rather than dance to it, she got on stage, leaned against the pole and flipped off the DJ for the entire three minute song. Ok... I admit it. That one was all me.

Hahaha! That reminds me. I once saw a girl pantomime licking a dollar bill only to apparently completely disgust that particular audience. Then she biffed a pole trick and fell off onto her shoulder.

It was me. I guess it was just one of those nights. Oh well!

kissykins
07-28-2014, 03:51 PM
This customer threw her thong on to stage. The performer picked it up and licked it.

Ok wasn't a stripper it was Miley Cyrus. Still fits the thread perfectly!

redxxxRose
08-01-2014, 03:36 PM
ok heres my contribution off the top of my head:

1.the most horrendous thing i saw was a drunk guy running up the stairs to dance on the pole,at the same time a very tall and scary bouncer wearing all black materialises out of a wall and off to get that guy,the running guy gets distracted and smashes his face right into a pole,gets disoriented then falls unconsicous…they call the ambulance and remove his body from the stage,blood everywhere…the cleaner gets up on stage to mop that blood but it takes just forever…the guy mopping the bloody water in circles…i think i got an emotional trauma from all of this:(

2.the most unpleasant thing was to see a stag show where two girls pulled the guy's pants down very low to whip him with his belt but he wasn't wearing any underwear…his cock was just hanging down very sadly and the show went on with everybody behaving like if he was wearing underwear…customers cheering,clapping and girls smacking his ass with a belt etc.It made me feel sick and like a girl like me shouldn't be in a place like this lol

3.the most random thing that happened to me was when i was performing on stage: i was wearing very heavy stripper mules and as i flicked my leg flirtatiously one mule came off so violently and fast and flew through half of the club narrowly missing a big group of customers sitting together on a couch with a lot of dancers and banged so badly against the wall! the dj stopped the music and the waitress went to investigate and a couple of girls got me my shoe,then the dj thanked me for my show and everybody clapped.I didn't know what to think of all this,was a bit shocked as i never embarrassed myself on stage except my first ever audition 5years back…went to offer people dances but they couldn't stop laughing,called me Godzilla and said they're too scared:( 20min later my business went back to normal and people moved on.Still think i was more surprised than embarrassed if at all,surely this stirred peoples boring night right? :))

kissykins
08-01-2014, 05:41 PM
^Strip tip #27 don't wear mules! OMFG I would of died.

pizzedoff
08-01-2014, 10:07 PM
A girl smacked a college guy in the face, then all his friends proceeded to line up to get hit by the girl on stage offering pretty big tips.

A group chucked quarters at a girl on stage making it "hail". She ended up crying in the dressing room, then leaving.
That happened before at a club I worked at throwing change at a dancer and a group of a few girls went up and manhandled them and escorted them out. I wish I could have helped. Stuff like that makes my stomach churn.

Trixia
08-04-2014, 11:04 AM
Had one of our girls fly off stage last night when swinging from a cross bar. She's lucky she landed in a chair and not on the tile floor lol. All captured on our surveillance cameras lol. Wish I could get a copy it's hilarious lol.

Graci
09-14-2014, 01:29 PM
There was a girl on stage last night fingering herself and then licking and sucking her fingers any time someone tipped her.

SnuffleUffleGrass
09-14-2014, 01:48 PM
* This crazy crazy methhead faked a seizure on stage. God oh God she was nuts.

* Another girl was throwing a tantrum all night (she was the resident troublemaker/token ugly girl) & tripped over her own feet onstage. Then she had the gall to call a bouncer over & claim a tile on stage was the cause of her tripping, not her dumb ass...lol

SkyeSabrina
09-15-2014, 09:55 PM
Here are a few that I can remember:
My first club, a girl was leaning over the tip rail with one foot on the stage and another poised on the table that is attached to said tip rail. Both surfaces are made of plexiglass material. The girl puts too much weight forward and her foot goes through the plexiglass table, she lands on the customer with her foot still in the hole. Thankfully no one was hurt and the management fixed the hole within the same week it happened. This was also my first week dancing that this happened and it scared the hell out of me lol.

Two girls on a side stage trying to impress two customers, both of them were under the influence. Dance 1 tries to do a pole trick while Dancer 2 is standing right next to the pole. Kicks Dancer 2 in the back of the head, she falls off of the stage, manages to flip over a table and is knocked unconscious. When she does come to, she cannot see well and is taken to the hospital immediately.
One of these same girls also had a habit of trying to do tricks off of the structural beams by hanging literally from the tops of her feet upside down. One night she fell and broke her nose. And since then she hasn't done again. It makes my face hurt just thinking about it. -_-"

lokikola
09-17-2014, 01:01 AM
There's a Eastern European girl at my club who rubs her clit on stage for tips and a fat dirty looking white girl who stretches her asshole with her fingers. Both if these go back to grabbing the pole with their dirty little hands. My club has gone down the gutter.
Also a black girl that doesn't shave, lays on her back with legs spread and knees bent and lifts her butt/lower back off the floor over and over again. It's more of an exercise move but squeezing her glutes like that does not look good and because she's hairy all I can think about is a baby heads crowning any moment. It's so awful.
Another girl used to go on the tip rail lay on her back then lift her legs in the air and raise her butt then SLAM it down as hard as possible. She had those illegal butt shots so was always trying to figure out how to make loud noises with her ass.

charlie61
09-25-2014, 05:23 PM
There's a Eastern European girl at my club who rubs her clit on stage for tips and a fat dirty looking white girl who stretches her asshole with her fingers. Both if these go back to grabbing the pole with their dirty little hands. My club has gone down the gutter.
Also a black girl that doesn't shave, lays on her back with legs spread and knees bent and lifts her butt/lower back off the floor over and over again. It's more of an exercise move but squeezing her glutes like that does not look good and because she's hairy all I can think about is a baby heads crowning any moment. It's so awful.
Another girl used to go on the tip rail lay on her back then lift her legs in the air and raise her butt then SLAM it down as hard as possible. She had those illegal butt shots so was always trying to figure out how to make loud noises with her ass.

Aaaah, nude dives. They do make for some great stories though, don't they?

Novabynight
09-30-2014, 11:56 PM
Oooh me next! I haven't read this whole thread so hopefully it's slightly original stories.

* I saw a girl on amateur night forget to tuck her tampon string in and it was hanging out for an entire song. She was naked after her first song, string dangling for 3 entire minutes. Her chosen stage name was "sexy chick"

*ive seen a girls shoe fly off of a two story tall spinning pole and broke someone's nose at the tip rail...

* I worked with a girl who would routinely get fucked up and spit on her own chest at the tip rail. The guys loved it because it reminds them of cum on a girls chest. Ewwwwww ladies, please don't hock loogies on yourself, ick!

Legz541
10-03-2014, 01:16 AM
I'll start it the not so crazy but more of a wtf situation. We had a new girl start, she didn't have the tightest body. EVERY time she got on stage she'd sit in the most unflattering position and head bang. Picture a chubby girl sitting flat on her butt, legs spread, rolls hanging over, head banging to Journey like she was on some weird drugs at a metal concert...it hurt to watch.

Next. Stripper 1, known for being crazy. Like throwing chairs into mirrors and ripping lockers off the wall kind of crazy. About 5'7" and very athletic. Stripper 2, also known for being crazy. I've personally seen her break out 3 windshields. Very petite, 5' max.
I came in to visit my friend at her club. We're sitting at he bar while Stripper 1 is beginning her stage set. Out of nowhere Stripper 2 comes rushing in carrying a baseball bat and jumps over the 3 foot rail onto the stage like a tiny ninja. She proceeds to literally beat Stripper 1 off the pole. Everyone just watched in shock until a customer reached in and threw Stripper 2 over his shoulder and carry her outside where she took the bat to him as well. When all was done there was pieces of weave ALL OVER lol. Stripper 2's reason for the attack "I've just never liked that crazy bitch, have some class and snort your blow in the bathroom like everyone else" :O

Sophia77XO
05-14-2018, 11:00 AM
Here’s a few I can think of:
-Was working over the weekend, girl climbed the two story pole and was trying to come down doing the splits, and hit hard.
-I’ve been on stage walking to wipe the pole in the beginning, and fell right down (luckily not many people were in there).
-Grabbed the pole with my right hand on bottom and left hand on top, to do that sexy get up off the ground thing..floor was slippery and I fell. Lol.
-Went to sit with a bachelor party one night. One guy was drunk and I looked over, and that guy is making snot come out of his nose into his friends lap!!
-I’ve thrown tantrums before because there will be a room full of people and no one tipping!! I usually stretch when no one tips..or just practice

giginecro
05-14-2018, 12:15 PM
T knees bent and lifts her butt/lower back off the floor over and over again. It's more of an exercise move but squeezing her glutes like that does not look good and because she's hairy all I can think about is a baby heads crowning any moment. It's so awful..

That made my stomach cringe!

SuperJa
05-14-2018, 01:18 PM
There was a girl last week who does this weird knee raise facing/beside the pole and it just looks like a show horse doing their prancing thing and it's no good

Also she bends over with her knees bent and waves her butt and then bounces it from side to side and it's just not sexy and she's so skinny that like it's just this bony ass waving strangely in the air with a bent back

And the rest of her show is entirely shoe bangs. Sat with a veteran who was basically jumping for 90% of her show and I felt terrible for the guy

SnuffleUffleGrass
05-14-2018, 01:23 PM
I'll start it the not so crazy but more of a wtf situation. We had a new girl start, she didn't have the tightest body. EVERY time she got on stage she'd sit in the most unflattering position and head bang. Picture a chubby girl sitting flat on her butt, legs spread, rolls hanging over, head banging to Journey like she was on some weird drugs at a metal concert...it hurt to watch.

Next. Stripper 1, known for being crazy. Like throwing chairs into mirrors and ripping lockers off the wall kind of crazy. About 5'7" and very athletic. Stripper 2, also known for being crazy. I've personally seen her break out 3 windshields. Very petite, 5' max.
I came in to visit my friend at her club. We're sitting at he bar while Stripper 1 is beginning her stage set. Out of nowhere Stripper 2 comes rushing in carrying a baseball bat and jumps over the 3 foot rail onto the stage like a tiny ninja. She proceeds to literally beat Stripper 1 off the pole. Everyone just watched in shock until a customer reached in and threw Stripper 2 over his shoulder and carry her outside where she took the bat to him as well. When all was done there was pieces of weave ALL OVER lol. Stripper 2's reason for the attack "I've just never liked that crazy bitch, have some class and snort your blow in the bathroom like everyone else" :O

Cocaine is a helluva drug............

trustfundkiller
05-14-2018, 02:08 PM
One girl was so drunk she threw up on stage. I happened to be in the dressing room when the manager confronted her and told her she had to go home (which is lenient considering lots of clubs would fire you for getting so sloppy). She tried to convince the manager that she wasn't drunk, she was just on her period and spontaneous puking "happens sometimes".

Another drunk girl was doing floor work on her back and ended up rolling off the stage.

I've seen a handful of fights break out on stage. Usually when customers were throwing money and the piles got mixed, or fights over what money was intended for whom. I swear I think some customers purposely instigate drama like they find it amusing to watch two naked girls fight over dollar bills. It's never a good look.

ladyambition
05-14-2018, 06:07 PM
I am a typically quiet worker but there was one night this guy kept touching me and refusing a dance. Last time he was in my set, he tried sticking a dollar in between my lady parts and stick his grubby fingers in me. I had enough of him towards my end of my last shift. He tried the same tactics wth the dollar but this time i twisted his fingers super hard, took off my 7 inch heal and clunked him in the head with it. Girls have been fired for much less. I was willing to deal with the consequences after. After i hit him, the music stopped, the manger was watching the stage when i hit him started to lsughed super loud. I could hear him from the back of the bar. He yells back "get this fool out of here, if he pissed of (my stage name) then he must be a fuck up. Then all the girls that was working that shift started to clap and most came to tip me while the bouncers came to my stage to toss his ass out.

SnuffleUffleGrass
05-15-2018, 05:38 AM
I am a typically quiet worker but there was one night this guy kept touching me and refusing a dance. Last time he was in my set, he tried sticking a dollar in between my lady parts and stick his grubby fingers in me. I had enough of him towards my end of my last shift. He tried the same tactics wth the dollar but this time i twisted his fingers super hard, took off my 7 inch heal and clunked him in the head with it. Girls have been fired for much less. I was willing to deal with the consequences after. After i hit him, the music stopped, the manger was watching the stage when i hit him started to lsughed super loud. I could hear him from the back of the bar. He yells back "get this fool out of here, if he pissed of (my stage name) then he must be a fuck up. Then all the girls that was working that shift started to clap and most came to tip me while the bouncers came to my stage to toss his ass out.

This is awesome.


I forget if I posted this here but- one night a crackhead dancer with some serious drug issues came into work and actually got on stage for her set. She was so high she almost flew off the pole when she did an invert (the DJ actually yelled "whoa" over the mic because he didn't want to have to drag her off stage if she hurt herself.) I'm not sure if she collected her tips, she was bugging so hard. She hadn't done her hair or makeup so it was basically a stage set by Homeless Crackhead Barbie.

I know it's mean to talk about but this girl was a total bitch. Too many beatings from her pimp and sucking the glass dick all damn day.

SugarCookies
05-15-2018, 06:59 PM
Another drunk girl was doing floor work on her back and ended up rolling off the stage.

This is bad of me, but I imagined this and started laughing.

RyanXO
05-17-2018, 01:24 PM
Not exactly crazy, but I used to fist-pump on stage. :-\ Haha, I wasn't even aware I was doing it at first I just would start getting into the music and get lost for a moment lol. Probably looked dumb lol.

vanessa_mtl
05-18-2018, 12:48 PM
There was a girl last week who does this weird knee raise facing/beside the pole and it just looks like a show horse doing their prancing thing and it's no good

Also she bends over with her knees bent and waves her butt and then bounces it from side to side and it's just not sexy and she's so skinny that like it's just this bony ass waving strangely in the air with a bent back

And the rest of her show is entirely shoe bangs. Sat with a veteran who was basically jumping for 90% of her show and I felt terrible for the guy

I want to harm the stripper who invented shoe clacking! Like that is not a move. It's stomping like a toddler to get attention

hippiechick
06-01-2018, 10:56 AM
This is bad of me, but I imagined this and started laughing.

Me too!

StassiMarie
06-09-2018, 08:31 PM
There's this one girl who will get on her hands and knees on the edge of the stage, and let guys basically moterboat her pussy. Most don't even tip. Looks really bad.

Spicecake
06-09-2018, 09:01 PM
The new thing at my club is booty bumping customers in the face from the stage. It’s basically assault with the size of some of these enhanced booties.

trustfundkiller
06-09-2018, 09:31 PM
There's a video circulating stripper Instagram with a girl giving head to a dildo and whipped cream coming out of her mouth. Shit like that makes me happy I don't dance anymore. The girls who owned up to it live in Miami too, so I'm inclined to believe it happened here.

gelsey
06-10-2018, 06:13 PM
I saw a sloppy drunk dancer sit down on stage, take out her tampon and start fingering herself, she then rolled over and some how fell off the stage (the stage had a little knee high padded wall around it)

She was so much trouble.

Shy2
07-07-2018, 10:20 PM
Dancer high on what we later figured out was fantasy, decided to do a back flip on stage and landed on her face

SnuffleUffleGrass
07-26-2018, 05:05 PM
There's this one girl who will get on her hands and knees on the edge of the stage, and let guys basically moterboat her pussy. Most don't even tip. Looks really bad.


OMG!!!!! Yikes

Ifyouseekamy
07-27-2018, 02:40 AM
Eat an egg mc muffin

PuppyBrat22
08-05-2018, 03:19 PM
Not as wild as some of these, but here's what I've got

-One girl would put on a sweatshirt and literally just sit there for her whole set if she didn't feel like dancing. This same girl has also gone up in her street clothes and no shoes (willingly) because they told her she couldn't go home and had to get on stage. She was hands down my favorite person in the whole club
- A dancer wore a wig for the first time and didn't know she had to secure it. Needless to say when she inverted it fell onto the floor and the customers were laughing so hard they tipped her in twenties.
- A customer smacked a girl's ass during a dance and she turned around and slapped him so hard I could hear it from the back of the club. I high-fived her afterwards.
- One girl did a full split on the ceiling like it was nothing and I damn near had a heart attack because I was so amazed.
- One of my favorite girls in the club was dealing with a racist customer who kept calling her the n-word, and then threw a drink on her. She went to the kitchen, came back with a metal bowl, yelled "Guess what fuckboy" and hit him over the head with it so hard it dented the bowl. I don't think she got in trouble because he honestly deserved worse.