View Full Version : craziest shit youve seen a girl do on stage!
StassiMarie
08-17-2018, 12:24 PM
It was slow the other day so I decided to practice on a side-stage that I've never been on before.
It's a small octagon with a bar hanging down from the ceiling that you can grab onto and spin/hang upside down/etc.
Practiced my floor-work, then stood up and grabbed the bar for the first time. I pushed into my spin WAYYYY too fast and couldn't stop myself. I was spinning like an idiot while screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO! OMG OMG OMG" for a good 10-20 seconds.
Tried stopping myself with my heel, and it ended up completely ripping off the platform part of my boot and I flew off the octagon onto the floor.
Somehow only one guy saw it and he felt bad for me and gave me a $50, lmfao.
Ifyouseekamy
08-21-2018, 02:26 AM
I saw a girl bleed on stage like she got stabbed in the vigina. The owner made her finish her set or said she’d lose her job. I wouldn’t even repeat that, but it’s been years and she probably doesn’t even dance anymore. I really liked her.
SnuffleUffleGrass
08-21-2018, 07:49 AM
I saw a girl bleed on stage like she got stabbed in the vigina. The owner made her finish her set or said she’d lose her job. I wouldn’t even repeat that, but it’s been years and she probably doesn’t even dance anymore. I really liked her.
Oh awful. I witnessed a similar incident but don't want to detail it on here.
Nina_
08-21-2018, 11:40 AM
A girl I used to work with tried to do a pole trick and one of her stilettos flew off and got stuck up in the ceiling. Not the craziest moment, but pretty funny.
trustfundkiller
08-21-2018, 02:00 PM
I saw a girl bleed on stage like she got stabbed in the vigina. The owner made her finish her set or said she’d lose her job. I wouldn’t even repeat that, but it’s been years and she probably doesn’t even dance anymore. I really liked her.
Eeek. I started my period on stage once (nude club, bottoms off). Thankfully I was able to throw my clothes on and run off stage to the bathroom in nanoseconds. The manager and DJ were very cool about it.
SuperJa
08-21-2018, 02:13 PM
Eeek. I started my period on stage once (nude club, bottoms off). Thankfully I was able to throw my clothes on and run off stage to the bathroom in nanoseconds. The manager and DJ were very cool about it.
Yeah it's shocking that they demanded she finish the set because you'd think they'd rather not have blood all over their stage...
I guess that manager must be one of those guys that thinks you can just "hold it in", therefore she bled intentionally to try to get out of a stage set
ZeroSugarMonster
08-25-2018, 11:48 PM
I have seen a girl hug her legs around a guy's neck and force her bare vagina onto his face. This happened at a nude club in Hollywood.
Ifyouseekamy
08-25-2018, 11:56 PM
I have seen a girl hug her legs around a guy's neck and force her bare vagina onto his face. This happened at a nude club in Hollywood.
Wow sounds like that could be a scene in a racy sci-fi movie called Octopussy
Ladycaxe
08-26-2018, 06:57 AM
during a bachelor party , you know the make the guy go on stage, lap dance, make him climb the pole, etc
well we were told to go easy on these guys.
but these two girls travel dancing from AZ ....
BENT HIM OVER A RIPPED A HOLE IN HIS UNDERWEAR :DDDDD
LIKE shoved her heel thru it and ripped it. I was like WHAAAAAT. it was badass.
Ladycaxe
08-26-2018, 06:59 AM
I saw a girl bleed on stage like she got stabbed in the vigina. The owner made her finish her set or said she’d lose her job. I wouldn’t even repeat that, but it’s been years and she probably doesn’t even dance anymore. I really liked her.
that's fugged ! should be illegal wtf.
Ladycaxe
08-26-2018, 07:02 AM
Also at [7v3iL] I saw some girl take a key bump w a customer . like right out in the open. I was like da fuq.
also at the same place a girl stuck two fingerz up her poon on stage.
no one [management] cared. that place is something else.
edit : mine is nothing compared to these posts gotDAMN
Ladycaxe
08-26-2018, 07:42 AM
i have seen some crazy stuff, but my all time craziest is the girl who put an orange road cone in herself onstage
she brought it out on stage and straddled it and lowered
wrong wrong wrong!!
i am still scarred
uh how far did she get on the cone ?! :-\ :cold:
Ladycaxe
08-26-2018, 08:55 AM
last night I saw a girl shove her whole index finger in her pussy on stage. totally caught me off guard.
another extremely wasted girl got up on stage and instead of dancing she basically humped the floor for her entire stage show
omg this just reminded me this lady I saw dancing in Beverly Hills, ca
for one. bish looked pregnant. but in the dressing room she's like falling asleep while standing, nodding off or something.
then on stage she kept dancing to satisfaction by benny benassi and , basically humped the floor Dx
so not sexy. I saw mostly concerned for the possible child.
Also I was at some vegas locals club and it was soooo bad, the bartender looked 4 months pregnant and drinking and smoking cigs Dx
disclaimer: I'd really like to believe these women were not pregnant , but my eyes dont lie. not like I would ask them. but it wouldn't shock me cuz one of my x dancer friends got knocked up and although we didn't know at the time, she def looked preggyz ahha.
Selina M
08-27-2018, 02:00 PM
during a bachelor party , you know the make the guy go on stage, lap dance, make him climb the pole, etc
well we were told to go easy on these guys.
but these two girls travel dancing from AZ ....
BENT HIM OVER A RIPPED A HOLE IN HIS UNDERWEAR :DDDDD
LIKE shoved her heel thru it and ripped it. I was like WHAAAAAT. it was badass.
Heh. I wonder if they were from my old club. We used to get pretty violent, we'd rip boxers and beat the shit out of them with their own belt.
Spicecake
08-27-2018, 07:18 PM
This happened during a dance not on stage but this girl after a dance says “ I’ve got great pussy, here smell it”. She lifts her leg spreads and the guy sniffs her cha cha.
Vyanka
08-28-2018, 10:44 AM
I saw a girl bleed on stage like she got stabbed in the vigina. The owner made her finish her set or said she’d lose her job. I wouldn’t even repeat that, but it’s been years and she probably doesn’t even dance anymore. I really liked her.
That is abusive. :-/
Vyanka
08-28-2018, 10:47 AM
I have seen a girl hug her legs around a guy's neck and force her bare vagina onto his face. This happened at a nude club in Hollywood.
This happened during a dance not on stage but this girl after a dance says “ I’ve got great pussy, here smell it”. She lifts her leg spreads and the guy sniffs her cha cha.
GROSS!
Then we wonder why this business is going down the shitter.
I'm willing to bet, they didn't even get tipped WELL for all of that unnecessary shit.
SugarCookies
09-11-2018, 10:15 AM
A customer was sitting at the tip rail and the dancer was on the edge up close to him, on all fours with her butt facing him as she was twerking in front of him. He lifted his hand reaching to attempt to touch her, but before he even laid his hand on her... BANG!... she made these super loud shoe bangs with both of her feet at the same time. The guy was shaking and jumping in his seat out of shock. I thought it was funny. It was unintentional (she was facing forward and obviously couldn’t see him). Perfect timing.
hoosiers
09-11-2018, 10:20 AM
I saw a girl bleed on stage like she got stabbed in the vigina. The owner made her finish her set or said she’d lose her job. I wouldn’t even repeat that, but it’s been years and she probably doesn’t even dance anymore. I really liked her.
that's fugged ! should be illegal wtf.
pretty sure that is illegal as customers could've called in some SERIOUS health code violations about it... biohazard much? beyond how horribly traumatic that is to the girl
indiegirl
09-24-2018, 06:17 PM
Seen someone shaking their ass on all fours and then jamming their tampon back inside them while it fell out.
kirakonstantin
09-30-2018, 03:51 AM
-I took a flying lesson the first time I dealt with a spinner pole. It was a seriously terrifying 20 seconds of my life. I shouted "Jesus Fuck" loud enough to be heard over the music.
-I watched a girl walk off the side of the stage. She was walking up to the edge and just kinda forgot to stop. No teetering, no swerve. She just walked off the side.
-There was the time a girl pooped onstage. She was doing the squatting ass shake thing for a customer and all of the sudden there's a turd sitting in front of the guy. Nobody even knew how to react to it. They both pretended it didn't happen and she left after her stage was over.
-We have this dancer who's really young, 30 ish pounds overweight and can't twerk. She tries, but it ends up looking like she's humping something. She'll just hang out on all fours doing this for 45-60 seconds at a time.
-I've done absolutely ridiculous stuff for birthday/ bachelor party shows. I've stripped customers down to their underwear, I've ridden them around while hitting them on the ass with their belt. The most outrageous was making the guy deep throat my shoe heel. Dude gagged and just about threw up.
lucy-lou-who
10-01-2018, 03:09 PM
I've seen a girl finger herself for tips, and a different girl fall off the pole from near the top while she was really drunk.
MisdermeanerJ
01-13-2019, 03:00 PM
One girl I used to work with was easily in her late 30s and didn't care too much for makeup or really styling her hair. She was a good dancer but loved to take shot after shot of whiskey. One night she got so freaking hammered she couldn't even barely keep her head lifted up and eyes open.
Super slurred words, could barely speak. But what pissed me off is that when she was sitting at the bar, she kept telling the bartender-house-mom "I need to go home I am so drunk, I am too fucked up for this". And the house mom wouldn't let her go home, told her she'd lose her job if she left that night. :( At that point that's just selfish, she was so fucked up. I doubt she could even perform a sitting lap dance.
lynn2009
01-13-2019, 03:41 PM
Simulate eating another girl out. The fuck are you doing.
giginecro
01-14-2019, 08:00 AM
So much crazy shit on the thread!!!
charlie61
01-20-2019, 10:28 PM
-I took a flying lesson the first time I dealt with a spinner pole. It was a seriously terrifying 20 seconds of my life. I shouted "Jesus Fuck" loud enough to be heard over the music.
-I watched a girl walk off the side of the stage. She was walking up to the edge and just kinda forgot to stop. No teetering, no swerve. She just walked off the side.
-There was the time a girl pooped onstage. She was doing the squatting ass shake thing for a customer and all of the sudden there's a turd sitting in front of the guy. Nobody even knew how to react to it. They both pretended it didn't happen and she left after her stage was over.
-We have this dancer who's really young, 30 ish pounds overweight and can't twerk. She tries, but it ends up looking like she's humping something. She'll just hang out on all fours doing this for 45-60 seconds at a time.
-I've done absolutely ridiculous stuff for birthday/ bachelor party shows. I've stripped customers down to their underwear, I've ridden them around while hitting them on the ass with their belt. The most outrageous was making the guy deep throat my shoe heel. Dude gagged and just about threw up.
I'm laughing...omg..
indiegirl
01-21-2019, 09:41 AM
At a club that got raided countless times, I saw 4 girls on stage one was getting fingered and another girl was getting eaten out and nobody stopped them, of course. Manager just sat there and watched enjoying the show. The club is now a bikini club only LOLLL.
PenthouseKG
01-23-2019, 06:17 PM
More funny than crazy, but I used to work with an older dancer who would bring a book on stage. If no one was tipping she'd climb to the top of the pole, sit herself up there and read until a customer came over. LOL!
Pinksugardoll
02-08-2019, 08:55 PM
Wow best thread ever, idk if you guys caught the construction cone one with “I’m still scared” at the end lol.
I first started dancing in TX and The stage was like chest high to a standing guy. I saw a girl spinning around the pole really fast upside down and her wig flew off, she was going so fast and was so high off the club floor bc the stage was a little higher than most, her wig went flllyyyinggg across the room and landed on a table and in a customer’s drink to much applause lol.
When I danced at a gown club in Portland they would select 4 girls to go up on stage for the bachelor thing and we would just be like really sexy and touch our boobs and be really like darling and sweet and fun. Not the case now, from the sound of this thread lol.
Craziest stage ever: a girl named Pole Assassin, she is from Houston. She climbs the the poles that go to the ceiling and hangs onto beams or pipes on the ceiling, and sometimes performs with her two pet monkeys, not making this up.
Breezy4
02-24-2020, 12:07 AM
She def shouldn't be driving home how is she driving with closed eyes sleep
AChildOfBoredom
02-24-2020, 04:58 AM
Well, thanks to the house mom’s “home cooking”, I did see one girl shit herself. Not like full on turds, but enough it was obvious.
miss.a.p1600
02-24-2020, 07:20 AM
^ewww
opalfire
03-09-2020, 05:28 PM
I saw another dancer fuck herself on stage with a dildo during one of my shifts.
janik6
03-19-2020, 02:47 AM
I've seen a fat girl spin on the pole and have it break.
I've seen a girl dance to the Silence of the lambs song and do the buffalo bill "would you fuck me" thing (okay maybe that was me and maybe i was drunk and the club was dead...)
I've seen a girl get eaten out on stage.
your turn!
uuummm none of that seems crazy to me
janik8
03-19-2020, 06:27 AM
I saw another dancer fuck herself on stage with a dildo during one of my shifts.
stop lying....that was you!!!