View Full Version : You guys aren't clever, annoying things they repeatedly say.
Kellydancer
08-17-2010, 04:39 PM
i agree, this one stings more than most.
if someone said that to me while at the stage, unless it was packed with a bunch of other people who were tipping, i would probably be like "oh yea? " and refuse to get naked. especially if it was at a nude club, freeloaders at the stage bother me so much more when i am nude vs. when i am topless.
also if the chairs are wheely chairs i will sometimes push them away from teh stage. or if they have a hat i will throw it on the ground a few feet away and tell them to fetch it (this is my new favorite one).
if i am already undressed and they are the only ones at the stage i have no issue with getting dressed on the stage. some girls on here say its tacky, but i dont care. management might yell at me later, but they can bite me. im very much so a treat customers as they treat me type of girl.
I never danced at a nude club, but at the topless ones I refused to take off my top unless they were tipping. If one guy was tipping I'd take off my top in front of him but otherwise I wouldn't. I've gotten yelled at by management for not stripping but I am not working for free.
ivygirl
08-18-2010, 01:16 AM
Ewwww. I haaate this. It happens to all of us though! :grouphug:
Thanks for the group hug! :D
After a guy spends x amount of dollars- " well you made some good money off me tonight" or " well YOU had a good night". Sometimes I know they aren't saying in this in a negative way but I feel real touchy about it. Kinda feels like they are patronizing me. You don't know what constitutes a good night for me or what is a good money in my personal case. As if I shouldn't be trying to make MORE money
luscious sadie
08-18-2010, 07:47 PM
I hate it when they say to me
"you don't need my money.... you must make sooo much money working here!" - not if you're not going to pay me...
"why pay for what I can get for free?" - why not just be nice and say 'no thank you I have a girlfriend'? And also, is your girlfriend really hot? Does she give a sweet lapdance?
"what's your REAL name?" - if I say it IS Katie will you believe me?
lamest shit ever. I also hate it when they try to catch me in a lie. I once said I like baseball. I do like baseball and I can talk about it but don't know teams or players. Is it not enough for me to talk about it and like it without knowing three players on my favourite team?? I just like the sport!!
if you hate strippers and women in general why come to a strip club?! Just be nice!
Harleigh HellKat
08-18-2010, 09:42 PM
"My girlfriend won't let me buy a lapdance". Well, she's the lamest girlfriend ever. Sorry you have to date someone so insecure. o_O
femmefatale88
08-19-2010, 12:41 AM
once in a while i'll get a guy who asks " are those real " (they're not) and I'll say "no they're imaginary" sarcastically but I really want to say " how the fuck is it any of your business whether or not my boobs are real, you don't even know me!"... then the guy will say something rude like "i don't do dances with girls with fake boobs and I'll be like dude i'm just doin dances it's not like i'm gonna marry you!
hot4ablackchick
08-22-2010, 10:32 PM
i agree, this one stings more than most.
if someone said that to me while at the stage, unless it was packed with a bunch of other people who were tipping, i would probably be like "oh yea? " and refuse to get naked. especially if it was at a nude club, freeloaders at the stage bother me so much more when i am nude vs. when i am topless.
also if the chairs are wheely chairs i will sometimes push them away from teh stage. or if they have a hat i will throw it on the ground a few feet away and tell them to fetch it (this is my new favorite one).
if i am already undressed and they are the only ones at the stage i have no issue with getting dressed on the stage. some girls on here say its tacky, but i dont care. management might yell at me later, but they can bite me. im very much so a treat customers as they treat me type of girl.
Yes. Nothing bothers me more than the freeloaders at the tiprail. At my home club (which is nude) we get freeloaders a lot. Like you, I WILL NOT hesistate to get re-dressed on their freeloading asses. If there are guys out in the other seats, then I probably won't, but if the club is just mainly tiprail freeloaders?? Fuck em, I don't care how tacky it looks. They are not going to disrespect me by staring at my naked body in the tiprail for free. After 8 years, I just cannot handle the tiprail losers. I am just going to start telling guys how fucking rude and disrespectful it is. If someone is good enough to sit and watch, then they are good enough to tip a dollar to. If you are broke, then you shouldn't be at the tiprail.
At my new club, tipping is enforced. Its topless/pastie and every guy who sits stageside must tip any girl who comes over. We are to approach every customer stageside, do our thing, then hold out our garter or thong. Any guy who refuses, will be spoken to by mgmt, and will be asked to leave if he continues to not comply. Tips are great, and I've only had one guy refuse a tip. I don't know why every club doesn't adopt the system. The girls are much happier and customers know what is expected of them. If they really don't want to tip a girl, they get up.
When I go to my home club, I am completely livid when people sit and don't tip me now. My other club has spoiled me. Now that I'm used to making great money onstage when I'm NOT even naked those cheap fucks at my nude club don't stand a chance. I completely agree and good for you for standing up for yourself. I may even use some of your ideas on these assholes!!
jennsweet
08-23-2010, 12:01 AM
they're haters bc they know that they gotta pay for ass this nice......... oh dont get me started, i got the "here's a dollar to go away" one tonight fucking PISSED ME OFF
Harleigh HellKat
08-23-2010, 10:08 PM
i have actually thrown money back at guys that were disrespectful at my stage. i can't buy anything for a dollar, and neither can you!
Harleigh HellKat
08-23-2010, 10:09 PM
i have actually thrown money back at guys that were disrespectful at my stage. i can't buy anything for a dollar, and neither can you!
jennsweet
08-23-2010, 10:50 PM
it makes my blood boil... thats nice though, throwing the dollar back. I've just snatched them away... figured it adds up at the end of the week
spyder
08-24-2010, 12:33 AM
"can i get a free sample? How do i know i want to buy a dance if i can't get a sample first?"
miamia4me
08-24-2010, 05:57 AM
YA I definately believe that if you are so broke you can not tip a dancer, you should not be out at a club. I don't leave the house if I'm broke. I don't go out to a club with only $30, even if I have a date that is going to treat me. Just stupid and disrespectful. Someone isn't tipping, I go up and hold my garter out and just sit there and ask for a tip. I don't take how long it takes, I will sit there and wait for it again and again. Then all the rest of the guys are wondering what is taking so long...hmm maybe the cheap guy that takes 10 minutes to get ONE DOLLAR out of his pocket..that's why. Eventually he gets so annoyed/embarrassed he just leaves.
" I know how this works"- uh, ok that makes two of us
OJenni!
08-24-2010, 09:43 AM
"You hate this job, don't you? No, no, you do. I can see it in your eyes. Don't lie to me."
LOL.
"no I just hate people like you".
OJenni!
08-24-2010, 09:58 AM
Asking "are you ok"? Every 5 seconds....
I had someone do this the other night. Got 2 dances, but was interrupted every 5 seconds with the damn question.
Finally I got fed up and said "Yes I am ok. But I am not ok with you asking every 5 seconds, it's annoying".
trishaxxxo
08-25-2010, 12:00 PM
'I like more contact with my dances.' Well tough titty said the kitty. I like champagne and money, do you see me crying?? Oh shit, do I gotta call the WAHmbulance?
LMAO love it. Also others mentioned the "I'm not a pervert" then asking for sex....whenever a guy says "I'm not a pervert" or "I'm not like these other guys in here" or "I'm not a creep" etc it is a RED FLAG to me that they are a TOTAL CREEP and usually I run to the next table after all the gross dances I've had from guys like that
charlie61
08-27-2010, 03:07 PM
"Why can't I touch your pussy? Isn't that why you sanitized my hands?" I sanitized your hands because I know you don't wash them after playing with your asshole in the handicap stall. I don't want beer condensation and dollar dirt on my sweater meat.
Love. It.
" you seem like a sweet girl, don't let this industry chew you up and spit you out"
Oh really, what are you my fuckin life coach now? Just pay me and save the know it all Dr Phil shit for someone who cares
Laurisa
09-06-2010, 01:46 PM
"Oh, I'm just here to relax"
"You look like Thelma (from Scooby Doo)"
"So, what does VIP get me ;)"
"I live nearby, you should come hang out with me after work"
yada yada yada
luscious sadie
09-06-2010, 06:07 PM
I had a good one with my friend when we were out on a smoke break. She was telling me about her boy troubles when a guy comes out. First he stands away from us and then he's like "too bad you girls aren't on stage!" We didn't even look at him - we normally don't even bother with guys who aren't spending money when we're outside... it's OUR time. He was about 20 and had been there for an hour without getting a dance.
so then he slowly walks over and he says to us "you girls are too pretty to be strippers." We both look at him and say "whatever" and turn away again and he's like "no seriously you're hot why are you doing this?" She turns to him and says "would you prefer ugly strippers? Would you give money to ugly strippers? Is that what you want? Do you want me to send over an ugly girl since you've been dismissing all the hot ones? You don't know anything about me or what else I do with my life so go away and let me talk about my boy problems!"
Then he starts going on about how he's just out having a cigarette and I'm like "we don't want to talk to you. Go back to your cigarette over there. We're talking. We don't want to talk to you." And she says "yeah, unless you're going to give us money then shut up!" He continues the conversation:
"don't EVEN go there with me, guys. I'm not here for that!"
I lost it at that point and was like "what are you here for? To interrupt us while we're on our breaks? Annoy us? Insult our intelligence and jobs? To sit around and get a free show and piss everyone off? You're succeeding at that you broke motherfucker." While my friend laughed.
Later we saw him in the club sitting alone while all his friends were getting dances. I hate that guy and we love to tell him off when we have the chance.
edit: re reading this I want to make clear that we weren't overreacting. He was actually one of those guys who thinks that by telling us that we're pretty we are going to thank him for showing us the light and that we can drop the charade about wanting to make money off of him because it's one of those "I know how this works and I don't play that game" situations.
GlitterBexie
09-26-2010, 08:00 PM
"can i get a free sample? How do i know i want to buy a dance if i can't get a sample first?"
i hate this one, ''its not try before you buy and there's no refunds or returns!''
xx
4everresolutions
09-26-2010, 08:14 PM
^ Good one. I'll have to use that next time someone asks for a sample.
I have a lot a guys saying "Those are great tits. Can we see them for a minute real quick? Please? Just real quick. Just one. We have to see if they're real!...Why are you being so difficult? Just show us real quick - promise we'll get dances afterwards..." etc, etc. They get pissed when I don't show them. Assholes. If you wanna see my titties you gotta pay. I don't know WHAT these men are thinking sometimes!
she sells sanctuary
09-27-2010, 12:04 AM
^ they're thinking that if they ask everyone, someone will do it.
but those guys are rarely there for dances. they're just there to piss off hot girls who are working.
ravenblack
09-27-2010, 06:58 PM
damn girl i would fuck the shit out of you - that makes you a rapist
your to good for this -more like im to good to listen to this
whats a girl like you doing in a place like this -working
if you were my girlfriend i wouldnt let you do this -i dont date insure guys anyways so i guess we have nothing to worry about
what does your boyfiend /husband think of you doin this =-he dont mind
im old enough to be your dad- im aware
when guys smell my drink lol i dont drink it just annoys me
show me what you got holding a dollar
Laurisa
10-07-2010, 03:05 PM
I don't pay for sex (I wasn't offering it dumb ass)
My friends forced me to come here (Oh, poor you dragged into a strip club)
Does your boyfriend care if you do this (No...and I wasn't asking his permission, I need $)
How long have you been doing this (Long enough to know you're wasting my time at this point)
$85 seems a little steep for a 15 min VIP with no sex (What...?)
But at X club I can get my dick sucked (Okay, so go there)
Where can I touch LOLOLOL HEHE (Not my pussy if that's what you mean)
Can you give military men a discount (No, sorry)
My wife wouldn't approve of me getting a dance (Then you shouldn't be here at all)
Don't leave scratches, I have someone at home (I'm not into you, I wasn't planning on it)
So, I have a hotel room where we can have a good time for free (This isn't a bar, get over yourself)
I have someone at home, I don't need to pay for sex/seeing you naked (So why did you come)
I'm just here to watch (This isn't a movie theater, spend money or GTFO)
I'm too tired for a dance/VIP (Go home and sleep then)
I know how this works, you just want my money (BINGO!)
tikismall
10-07-2010, 07:09 PM
HAHAHA! These are so awesome!
My list of lines from guys:
*what's your real name?
*How old are you?
*Where are you from/what are you?
*What's the matter? Why do you look so sad?
*you look lonely up here so I thought i'd come visit because no one else is paying attention
*Uh oh! Here comes trouble!
*Does your husband/boyfriend know you do this and are they ok with it (they seem to always think we have a husband or a boyfriend. Umm, a lot of people I know in this business are gay/queer/bisexual)
*Do you have a half off special on dances? Can you cut me a deal? what do I get for so much money? Can I touch? why can't I touch?! I'm an awesome guy, i'd hook you up at my job (WTF)
*Does it hurt wearing those shoes?
*Why do you have bruises there? Rough sex?
*Are those real?
*You should smile more, I bet you'd make so much money if you smiled all the time.
*Vegas is where you need to be! All the girls makes thousands and you're not making much in this shit hole.
*is that a wig?
*What does that tattoo mean?
*It's ok, this song must be really hard to dance to.
If I could just get away with stabbing people.....Hmmmm
charlie61
10-07-2010, 07:44 PM
*Vegas is where you need to be! All the girls makes thousands and you're not making much in this shit hole.
Uggh, I get this one all of the time! I always work in shitholes (and bank in them), and people are constantly telling me to go to Vegas. Thanks to SW, I know that their statements are total BS!
xGigi
10-09-2010, 08:43 AM
customer: when do you go on stage next?
me: not for at least another half an hour. I'm available for lap dances if you want though!
customer: no I want to see you on stage first
since when does a customer buy a LD based on the girl's dancing ability? do you want a hot girl naked on top of you or not?
gypsyvalkyrie
10-10-2010, 02:24 AM
"is that your real hair color?"
"do you have a boyfriend?" no, i have a girlfriend. "liar..." shithead.
"oh, i'm just here for beer/drinks/lunch." then go to a fucking bar!
Laurisa
10-10-2010, 12:31 PM
I second "when do you go on stage next"
"how old are you"
"are you a student"
"do you live around here"
"what's your real name"
"what do you do for fun"
"do you actually like your job"
yada yada
xGigi
10-10-2010, 12:35 PM
OH! the one that annoys me even MORE than "when do you go on stage next?" is when the customer thinks you can just walk up on stage whenever you feel like it. "come on! I want to see you on stage, that girl won't mind. Just get up there I want to see you dance!"
renaissancelove
10-10-2010, 01:57 PM
I HATE hearing
"When do you get off work?" or "What are you doing after work?"
LAME!!
customer: when do you go on stage next?
me: not for at least another half an hour. I'm available for lap dances if you want though!
customer: no I want to see you on stage first
since when does a customer buy a LD based on the girl's dancing ability? do you want a hot girl naked on top of you or not?
Me: I'll go on stage after we get a chance to play in the naughty room.
she sells sanctuary
10-11-2010, 11:15 AM
OH! the one that annoys me even MORE than "when do you go on stage next?" is when the customer thinks you can just walk up on stage whenever you feel like it. "come on! I want to see you on stage, that girl won't mind. Just get up there I want to see you dance!"
definitely with you on that. some clubs really are like that.
but yeah, anytime a customer says something like that, he's full of shit and wants a stupid skank to give him something for nothing. laugh. maybe tell him that the manager warned you that guys would lie to you and to never, ever go onstage unless it's your turn. always push it onto the manager or dj or security or something. try to make him think that other girls have been told the same. it'll damper his fun.
Jay12
10-15-2010, 05:51 PM
I once had a customer who dared to tell me this: "So, if you're here to pay your bills, why your fiancee doesn't pay for YOUR bills? I mean, if I were him, I would never let you work here. He should be paying for your things, so you don't whore yourself in here".
I told one of the bouncers, and he never came back.
Other line?
"Are you Russian? You have to be; there's no way you are Puertorican with that physique of yours; I've never recalled Puerto Rican girls to have light skin like yours, plus your accent is so not Hispanic, since I know Hispanic people from lots of countries, and none sound like you, especially my Puerto Rican friends, you don't sound like them".
That one just drive me insane! I'm pretty sure I lived in PR most of my life, and that all my ancestors came to PR from Spain; I do not know Russian, but Spanish.
Jay12
10-15-2010, 06:03 PM
customer: when do you go on stage next?
me: not for at least another half an hour. I'm available for lap dances if you want though!
customer: no I want to see you on stage first
since when does a customer buy a LD based on the girl's dancing ability? do you want a hot girl naked on top of you or not?
Actually, I've read in tons of dancer's reviews, that the dancing ability does count. I mean, if you don't grind the guy properly, he will not feel aroused, and that's the whole purpose of the lapdance. Many of them say that they would prefer an average looking girl with awesome moves rather than a perfect ten that's static.
So, if they see you on stage first, and they like how you move on stage, that gives them a better idea of how you would grind him.
xGigi
11-04-2010, 05:29 AM
Actually, I've read in tons of dancer's reviews, that the dancing ability does count. I mean, if you don't grind the guy properly, he will not feel aroused, and that's the whole purpose of the lapdance. Many of them say that they would prefer an average looking girl with awesome moves rather than a perfect ten that's static.
So, if they see you on stage first, and they like how you move on stage, that gives them a better idea of how you would grind him.
that doesn't make sense though, you can't grind the stage. and so fucking what if a guy doesn't get "aroused" during a lap dance it's not like I'm gonna fuck him anyway.
jay, I know the club you work at doesn't do lap dances so YOUR income is based off your dancing ability, but at a club with lap dances, you actually sell a lap dance with your personality. ask ANYONE here.
she sells sanctuary
11-04-2010, 06:07 PM
seriously. i give awesome private dances. i suck onstage. i don't even go up to custies unless they've got the money out to tip me, cos i've been screwed so many times i'm afraid to. though, if they do hold out that dollar, they get to motorboat and see pink, which makes me look like lots of fun. but usually i just look like a stuck up frigid bitch up there, because no one's tipping. ugh. no wonder i do so much better on weekends the last couple years.
if a guy asks to see you onstage first, it's not to judge how your private dance will be. it's to get rid of you and maybe see you naked for free. a lot of them don't even look. they just get a kick out of some girl jumping onstage to bust her ass to try to impress him.
Flickdreams
11-04-2010, 08:06 PM
::)Ladies.. The all time most annoying/oft repeated line is "Maybe Later"
MarvelGirl
11-04-2010, 08:12 PM
I mean, if you don't grind the guy properly, he will not feel aroused, and that's the whole purpose of the lapdance.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Grinding his dick to give him a hard on or make him spooge in his pants is NOT the fucking point of the lapdance. Jesus fucking christ.
charlie61
11-04-2010, 08:18 PM
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Grinding his dick to give him a hard on or make him spooge in his pants is NOT the fucking point of the lapdance. Jesus fucking christ.
Save your breath, m'dear. Really, if it hasn't sunk in by now, then it just isn't worth the effort.
charlie61
11-04-2010, 08:31 PM
^ And to think, for all these years, I've been doing it wrong. :hangs head in shame:
missplayful
11-04-2010, 10:53 PM
that doesn't make sense though, you can't grind the stage. and so fucking what if a guy doesn't get "aroused" during a lap dance it's not like I'm gonna fuck him anyway.
jay, I know the club you work at doesn't do lap dances so YOUR income is based off your dancing ability, but at a club with lap dances, you actually sell a lap dance with your personality. ask ANYONE here.
I totally agree ... who cares stage honestly.. i am one of the sucker girls who cant do anythin at stage at all.... i always feel nervous and cant dance very well because i dont know how to move... but stilll my lap dances are really good. Only one old customer did not like it that was not my fault. he paid attention another girl instead of focusin me , he did not give me a chance so that wasnt my problem...however my dancing skills not so good i can still sell lots of multiple lap dances with no problem.
Avery90
11-05-2010, 12:36 AM
"can i get a free sample? How do i know i want to buy a dance if i can't get a sample first?"
WTF are you a taste tester sample at Costco?!>:(:O
xGigi
11-06-2010, 02:19 PM
"wow you're really (pretty/hot/sexy/attractive/cute)... but you probably get that all the time" DUH I'm half naked and I'm surrounded by drunk guys.
"you're a good dancer you should work in [insert city/state across the country] you would make a lot of money!" yeah let me just pack my bags and leave EVERYTHING behind to move somewhere that I probably WON'T make that much money
or any time a guy asks me to do something that's against the club rules (letting him touch me in a lap dance, getting on stage when it's not my turn, sitting on his lap outside the lap dance room, flashing off stage, etc) and I tell him I can't and he's like "oh come oooooooonnnnnnnn!!! they won't care!!!" NO I'm not going to lose my job because you're a self-entitled asshole who thinks you can walk into a strip club and tell a dancer to do ANYTHING. if the management "didn't care" we wouldn't have rules in the first place.
Laurisa
07-13-2011, 09:15 AM
I'm reviving this thread!
"My friend has the money" - Oh, so then he can loan you money, right?
"My friend is SO into you" (while pointing at him) - So you're the gay one?
"I didn't bring any money" - Did you think this was Meijer? No free samples & window shopping!
"I just got a dance/blew all my money" - You must be lost, the door is behind me, GTFO!
"Can I have a discount? It's my birthday" - Let me think about it...NO!
"I'm just getting warmed up" - For what? Do you say that to women before you fuck them you freak?
"Are your glasses real?" - Nope, I spent $600 on frames and lenses so you could look at them! Right.
"Did your lip piercings hurt?" - No, I delivered a child and have 5 tattoos. They didn't hurt.
"Did your stars on your hips hurt?" - Again, no. It was bearable. Quit asking me that!
"You seem different than these other girls" - Unless there is a coke problem floating around here I'm pretty sure I'm not.
"Do you get turned on?" - Yes! I love grinding naked on pervs like you.
"Where can I touch you in VIP?" - Since this isn't an offer for sex I'm guessing that means you can caress me, not finger me. DING DING DING.
"I'm trying not to touch you" - What do you mean trying? You better not touch me or I'll cut you with my 5'' blade.
"What happens to customers that touch?" - I break their fingers (true story!)
"Are you drunk?" - Do I sound drunk? Matter of fact, do I even smell like booze?
dumb fucks!
xGigi
07-13-2011, 10:25 AM
"what's her name?" or "do you know that girl?" and then if I say I don't know her they're like "REALLY?" I want to say "sorry I don't know every bitch in here. most strip clubs I've worked at have open door policies and you can work when you want, quit when you want, come back when you want. girls come and go so quickly it makes my fucking head spin. so no, I have no idea who that chick is and I might never see her again so I'm not gonna bother to find out who she is"
when you come back around to a customer who said "maybe later" and he's like "I JUST got a dance from that other girl. are you mad? you're totally mad."
smeca
07-13-2011, 01:12 PM
"Are you better than everyone else in here??" - (what are you meant to say other than) um, yeah of course i am!!
"...well of course you would say that" Why the hell are you asking then?? haha it's such an impossible question, like we have an official ranking system, i haven't even seen some of the other girls dance!
4everresolutions
07-13-2011, 04:45 PM
"Ok, now don't be offended, but...." And then they proceed to give you some shitty life advice OR talk about how you're too good to work in a SC OR how you can make TONS more money if you do this/that OR how their uncle opened a new office and is hiring secratary's....
Ugh. Hate these guys.
Aurora_Sunset
07-13-2011, 04:47 PM
Let’s play a game. If I win, you have to buy me a beer.
Look at all that money! YOU should be buying ME drink!
How about I dance for YOU instead?
If I can do the splits, will you give me a dollar?
I’m in sales – I know how this all works.
--I’m Aurora-- “I’m Borealis” (Har har har sooo original)
Are you gonna tell me your real name? --No-- Well, then MY stage name is… (Fucker, I could care less what your real name is)
Can you pick up the dollar with your buttcheeks. --No.-- Aww… come on! Try!
You’re in college? Good! Get done and run as far away from this place as you can and never look back!
Why doesn’t your bf/parents take care of you instead of making you do this?
I can hook you up with an awesome job doing xyz for $10/hr
What size are your breasts? --C’s-- What!? No they’re not! B’s maybe (UMMM EXCUSE ME!?)
Will you autograph and sell me your shirt for $5? (You mean my $15 shirt...? No)
But what will you do for me after you get me all horny?
I’ll buy a dance… but I’m not paying 20 dollars for it.
I’m not trying to be rude, but you realize I can go to a bar and pick up a girl for free. I’m not going to give my money to the girls here – that’s just crazy! (Yes, it’s insane how rules work inside the strip club!)
I can’t buy a dance from you – we’re like friends now!
*insanely chatty customer that hasn’t taken a breath in 5 minutes* Honey, you don’t have to sit here! Go make your money! *proceeds to start yammering again*
So how much to go home with me?
What are you doing after this?
Whatever – I know you don’t really care.
It’s ok – you can do what you gotta do to get yourself off/I think you’re enjoying this as much as I am
Wow – I would never let my girl do something like this! (Because you’re an insecure asshole? Yeah, probably)
Wow, you’re so smart. Why are you here?
Oh, we’re just here to play pool.
--Would you like to tip me? -- Sorry, I wasn’t even paying attention. (So you can’t even freeload properly? You fail at life.)
I’ll buy a dance when you get off stage. *disappears while I’m onstage*
Sorry I can’t tip you, all I have is 20’s –I’ve got change-- *after counting out his change* Yeah, actually, I’m just out of money.
Do you know *girl’s real name* --Can you tell me her stage name?-- Wow, I can’t believe you don’t know each other’s real names! Why don’t you learn each other’s real names? (Why do you know her real name? We’re not friends – why should I know her real name?)
Do you have kids? (Are you implying that I look like I was pregnant at one point?)
Oh I don’t pay the strippers. They sit with me all night for free. (Well, I’m not going to)