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goddesskali
07-13-2011, 05:20 PM
"I might get a dance, but I have to see you on stage first."

Ali Chin Chin
07-13-2011, 05:54 PM
"Me love you long time" and the accompanying "Me so horny"
If you appear the slightest bit Asian, you know what I mean.

offensive.

J.D.
07-13-2011, 05:55 PM
Aurora, I think you pretty much covered it all!

Butrcup79
07-13-2011, 06:48 PM
This isn't something they say, but...

I hate it when they cash their paychecks and come in flashing big wads of cash. AKA a big wad of ones wrapped in a single twenty or hundred. This is a red flag. I call them flashers because they are all about the show but never spend any dough.

"You don't belong in a place like this. Why don't you let me take you out of here?" Where do I belong, exactly? At least here I'm making my own, paying my own bills, and leaving to go to my home and loving husband. Dumbasses!!

luscious sadie
07-13-2011, 07:39 PM
HAHAHA! These are so awesome!

My list of lines from guys:

*what's your real name?
*How old are you?
*Where are you from/what are you?
*What's the matter? Why do you look so sad?
*you look lonely up here so I thought i'd come visit because no one else is paying attention
*Uh oh! Here comes trouble!
*Does your husband/boyfriend know you do this and are they ok with it (they seem to always think we have a husband or a boyfriend. Umm, a lot of people I know in this business are gay/queer/bisexual)
*Do you have a half off special on dances? Can you cut me a deal? what do I get for so much money? Can I touch? why can't I touch?! I'm an awesome guy, i'd hook you up at my job (WTF)
*Does it hurt wearing those shoes?
*Why do you have bruises there? Rough sex?
*Are those real?
*You should smile more, I bet you'd make so much money if you smiled all the time.
*Vegas is where you need to be! All the girls makes thousands and you're not making much in this shit hole.
*is that a wig?
*What does that tattoo mean?
*It's ok, this song must be really hard to dance to.

If I could just get away with stabbing people.....Hmmmm


oh my god it annoys me SO MUCH when they assume that because I don't have a wide stupid smile that I'm not happy. I don't walk around with a stupid grin on my face all the time but if you want me to smile, show me money. I get SO FUCKING ANGRY when I walk past someone and they say "smile!" like, fuck you. It's not enough that I'm here doing my shit for free? You get to dictate my facial expressions? Sorry that I don't show my teeth all the time and why WOULD I want to smile for this sorry ass bunch of guys?

and I get guys telling me to go to Toronto all the time because "that's where the money really is". No, that's where the whores and pimps are. I am from there. I started there. I left there. Now I am here. I am here because I bank at small clubs and it's where I am. I am not asking for business advice. I don't want a life coach. I want to work and make money. The end.

and as far as "what's your real name?" DOES IT FUCKING MATTER? No, seriously, if I said that my stage name is my real name would you believe me? Why would I tell you my real name? What good could possibly come out of that for me? You're not writing me a cheque, you're giving me money to take off my clothes. I could say my name was a million things and they would believe me as long as it isn't the stage name I introduced myself as.

and I have my whole back done. I CONSTANTLY have guys asking what my tattoo means (nothing) or telling me about the all seeing eye and do I know what it means? Yes, I have had this tattoo for over two years and you are actually the first person to ever tell me what this symbol means and the first person for me to have to roll my eyes so hardcore about the conspiracy theories associated with it because everyone read The Davinci Code and knows all about "secret societies". And yes, I am sure that the elite bothered to poison a pope's jellybeans and yes, I am sure that they want to put a "chip" in you and oh my god will you just stay at home with tinfoil on your head and never talk to me again?? My favourite though, was when this guy was like "I don't believe that your tattoo has no meaning but it's okay if you don't want to tell me". Um. Sure.

kitinboots
07-14-2011, 02:21 AM
"what are you doing here?"

Uh - so simple and yet sooooo grating.

Laurisa
07-14-2011, 11:38 AM
Or what about this one:

Me: "Hey there! How are you doing tonight? Mind if I sit down?"
Him: "I'm doing good, how are you?"
Me: (Still standing) "I'm wonderful, thank you for asking."
Him: "How are you doing tonight?" (When they JUST asked me that)
Me: "I'm fantastic, thank you."
Him: "Really?! What makes you so fantastic?"
Me: "Because I can walk away from tricks like you and laugh."
*walks away*

I love when they ask if I like my job, or how much I make a night. I usually will say "I'll tell you how much I make if you tell me your social security number and address." RUDE!

"Do you live around here?" - OMG I thought you'd never ask. I've been waiting to tell a complete stranger where I live, why do you even fucking ask?!

"What do you do for fun?" - What does that even mean? I live a pretty boring life and dedicate all my weekends to walking around this joint half naked for freaks like you.

"I can give you a free massage" - GUESS WHAT? I don't want your nasty hands touching me for one, and for two I know you aren't licensed so I definitely don't want you to damage my back by manipulating it improperly. Third off, if you are licensed then you are a sick freak that obviously gets aroused while servicing unsuspecting clients, freak.

"How tall are you?", "I'm 5'2", "OMG NO WAY" - Yes, PL, I have 8'' heels on. They look down all surprised like they were expecting to see flip flops.

"Your tits are so hot" - Thanks, I love when you objectify me out loud. I usually say nothing and knee them accidentally.

"You're so beautiful, I bet you get that a lot" - Maybe, I don't usually pay attention.

"Take off your glasses so I can see your pretty face" - I'm not a circus animal, and I'm not taking off my glasses so you can stare into my corneas

"Can I wear your glasses?!" - NO! Can I thumb through your wallet? You can't touch my fucking stuff.

"What are you gonna do during a lap dance" - I'm going to work myself up so bad that I vomit all over your face.

FREAKS!

Addison
07-14-2011, 11:52 AM
LMAO Laurisa, I love your list... hilarious!

I also HATE the whole, "So, how tall are you without your heels??" I just say, "You know, funny thing, I'm actually the same height when I'm NOT wearing them."

crystalmami954
07-14-2011, 01:39 PM
"lets be friends.... I can help you"
"what are you doing after work"
"where do you like to go when your not working?"
"do you need a ride home"
"the cameras dont even work, no one will know"

colleen
07-15-2011, 01:44 AM
Haha-- I love "do you need a ride home." Sure, dumbass, I WALKED 75 miles to get here. OR i showed up to work wiht no plan how I was going to get home at midnight. OR I really think you want to make the 3-hour round trip to take me home.

Another fave--You look Polish! What is Polish supposed to look like? Whatever it is, I'm sure I DON'T look it!

"Come home with me and fuck me-I'll give you an orgasm!" Only one? You need some vitamins or something! Were you gonna gift wrap that orgasm or what?

"You can do XYZ, it's OK--the boss is a friend of mine!" Then you know how he feels about XYZ and why we are not supposed to do it. Besides, the last thing I need is some schmoe telling the boss, "That redhead dancer of yours does great XYZ!"

"I can't afford a dance, but will you go out with me? " wHAT WERE YOU going to buy ne for dinner? A happy meal?

"My friend likes you" That is the one I really hate. I mean, what do you do in respone to that? Go start kissing the friends's ass? is that supposed to imply the speaker DOESN'T like me? I owuld love to take guys who say this and totally rake them over the coals, but they are usually too drunk/stupid/obnoxious to get sarcasm. This is SO junior-high. If you dont want a dance, just grow the fuck up and say so.

xGigi
07-15-2011, 06:51 AM
I love when I already have a drink and a guy is like "can I buy you a drink?" I feel like I get offered so many more drinks when I already have one because then he expects me to say "oh I already have one." some nights if I'm in a bad mood I'll say "sure!" down my drink and then order another one lol.

xGigi
07-15-2011, 09:38 AM
I definitely do this on $2 days- I drink "vodka" water (aka just water with a lime in it) and guys are amazed at my ability to chug. Lol. I'll also do that for "oh let's get a drink then do a lapdance." *gulp gulp* "ok done, let's go!"

But when drinks are regular price I don't want them wasting their money. This bitch today kept ordering herself top shelf cocktails and expected her custy to pay for it, and when he ran out of money, expected mine to cover it. There went my lapdance money. >:(

I've had that happen to me before! this one bitch would come right up to me and my customers all the time and be like "excuse me...can you buy me a driiiiiiiiiiink?" then at the end of the night she'd be begging everyone for money to get a cab home. I really don't understand girls who come to work just to get drunk o_O

xGigi
07-15-2011, 10:04 AM
this bitch was worse. She ordered a grey goose and redbull when her custy was in the bathroom and when he came back and the waitress was just looking at him with the drink already on the table it was aaaaaaawkward. Especially because he had ran out of cash by then, so my custy had to pay. That drink almost cost an entire lapdance. WTF!

oh, and no we don't get a drink commission, this bitch was just dumb!

I can't believe your customer actually paid for it! that girl is so rude. if I was that guy I would have told her to pay for it herself.

Laurisa
07-15-2011, 10:45 AM
Liquor clubs I've worked at won't run up a tab (or add to it) without the customer's OK first. Sometimes when shit gets crazy or they are dropping a lot of money then they won't ask about one drink, but in general they want the cardholder's permission.

For cash sales they don't play bullshit, i.e. giving a girl a drink without the cash first.

DollyStrips
07-17-2011, 09:26 PM
just reading all these makes me cringe!
ugh i wish they would just shut the fuck up and spend!

Addison
08-05-2011, 06:52 AM
I get a lot of:

"I can tell you come from a good family." (Hmm... You can tell that by the way I shake my ass??)

and, also:

"So, how much did THOSE cost?" *points at boobs* (So annoying)

rusdancer
08-05-2011, 07:53 AM
"I don't come to these kind of places".
"Come on,show me/let me touch etc really quick,no one will see it/I won't tell anyone".
"If you want this dollar,you have to work for it!"<-mostly said by female custies,while waving it around.
"How old are you?"
"There's no money here to be made,you should work at (whatever city they're from),girls make THOUSANDS each night!!"

JayATee
08-05-2011, 08:05 AM
--I’m Aurora-- “I’m Borealis” (Har har har sooo original)



Be happy they're smart enough to say "Borealis". I dance under Aurora too and all I ever get is "you named yourself after a car?" or "Aurora, Illinois?". As in there is only one town in the U.S that's named Aurora, and the Oldsmobile Aurora is such an insanely sexy car who wouldn't want to be named after it? ::)

TigerToes
08-05-2011, 08:46 AM
I love when I already have a drink and a guy is like "can I buy you a drink?" I feel like I get offered so many more drinks when I already have one because then he expects me to say "oh I already have one." some nights if I'm in a bad mood I'll say "sure!" down my drink and then order another one lol.

whenever this happens i always order another one, lapdances are 20GBP where i work and drinks are around 2GBP so they're not on the same level.

Men seem to repeat the same things over here all the time and think they're really really funny "how about i dance for you and you pay me 20pounds!/ so you're going to take me for a dance and give me 20 pounds" get it every night from some skint looser who thinks he's very clever and funny, the idea of some fat middle aged man taking off his clothes and dancing for me actually makes me feel sick, sick sick.

another one is when i ask "are you going to come for a dance?" they reply "i don't know will i come in the dance?" urghh, i usually totaly ignore them last night a man actually said "so you chose to ignore my little joke there" i just said "no it just wasn't funny atall" he looked really dissapointed!

rusdancer
08-06-2011, 07:02 AM
Oh,another one...
"So,what do you do for a living?"

TigerToes
08-06-2011, 02:12 PM
Oh,another one...
"So,what do you do for a living?"

after walking up in a tiny stripper dress talking to them general stripper chit chat and its clear we're heading for me asking for a dance "so do you work here?" what do you think? no i dress up in a slutty litlte stripper dress, hang around in a strip club, with all stripper make up and go round talking to handsome men like you?! do you think i'm some mental loony or did you just think you struck lucky and i'm a woman on a mission to bag myself the biggest looser in town, who's twice my age and ugly and we'll be telling this story to our grandchildren! when i tell them "well clearly yes, do you think i wear this out on the sreet, they act dumb and suprised like i'm the nut like "oh yeah yeah just checking".

or my all time favourite, "we didn't know this was a lapdancing club" my curent club says "****** lapdancing club in a giant sign" the doorman warn the customers there will be nudity but under no circumstances to touch the girls, and read them the rules on the door,which also involves explaining the process or a lapdance(e.g sit with your hands across the back of the sofa or you will be removed) so don't give me that rubbish. my old club also had a sign saying it was a lapdancing club and pole dances silloettes painted in the outside walls and they read the rules to them too, so again impossible not to realise until you were ordering your drinks mate!

4everresolutions
08-06-2011, 04:16 PM
^I've heard that line too! It just blows me away! "Oh, I didn't know it was THIS kind of club, yuck-yuck-yuck....".

Like, really? You expect me to believe you didn't realize this was a strip club until AFTER you've sat down and ordered a drink? What do you think I'm smoking? What are YOU smoking?

I love when they use it as an excuse to not buy dances.... "Oh no, I don't want any dances thanks. I'm really not prepared for it. I didn't realize it was THIS kind of a club, y'know?". Sure buddy, sure. But now that you're here, and you've seen the pole and the strippers, you don't mind staying, do you? So it's not like you're opposed to the idea. You just want an excuse to be cheap.

TigerToes
08-07-2011, 01:50 PM
^^^^

probably one of the most annoying lines ever, especialy when they stick to it and keep repeating it to anyone who will listen and any dancer who even gets near them(they usualy hold up their hands in the i'm innocent position too) as though they are very innocent naive gentlemen, some even pretend they didn't know strip bars existed i always think "so you didn't refuse to pay £15 entry charge into what you thought was just a bar on a tuesday at 10pm, a stingy git like you would have legged it i'm sure and gone somewhere else with cheap drinks and free entry"

another favourite
"i'm gay" when they're clearly not, how hilarious, tell the strippers your gay that'll fool them and totaly knock them off track, they'll never have heard that pathetic excuse for not getting a dance before and tota;y run away!

I sometimes get (i've seen other girls get this too)i will walk up to customers at the bar, say hello and they'll turn round and pretend i made them jump, they really go over the top,lutch their chest afterwards and pretend they're catching their breath,always cheapscates, i think its a way of trying to throw us off,making themselves feel somehow better.(when they're facing the barstaff and i walk up from the side).

or the good old fashioned "i need time to settle in" when they've been there 3 hours!

chanzep
08-07-2011, 02:37 PM
I hate the I need to settle in line!

TigerToes
08-07-2011, 06:30 PM
I hate the I need to settle in line!

like they are moving in to the are or something?"first i need to unpack,make a cup of tea and settle in?!!! its a lapdancing club you've been here got a drink sat down and now you go for a dance or a VIP, you don't need to settle in whatever that means!

sananeko
08-07-2011, 09:35 PM
^^^^



another favourite
"i'm gay" when they're clearly not, how hilarious, tell the strippers your gay that'll fool them and totaly knock them off track, they'll never have heard that pathetic excuse for not getting a dance before and tota;y run away!




I love hearing this one.. I make my eyes real big and make the most annoying squeal I can and say "Your gay! (really loud) I love gays, they make the best customers! I have some nail polish in the back we can go to vip and do our nails. Gay guys are the best at nails." (I say all this with my hand balled up and against my chest as I jump up and down, looking excited.) I have never had any fake gay male stay in the club after all that. Well one less time waster for the club.

Halliwell
08-08-2011, 04:33 AM
so if its a loser guy that i know has NO money and he asks me annoying questions the one i hate the most is

"so whats your real name" i tell him.... "Frank" LOL then he looks puzzled. makes me laugh everytime!

Laurisa
08-08-2011, 10:51 AM
I'm dancing for a young guy who was repeatedly complimenting me and acting really strange. He kept saying "oh my god" and grimacing but I just ignored his remarks and facial expressions. Anyhow, at the end of the dance he leans in and hands me $40 and he said "You know you're too good for this, right? Too smart, too pr--". I cut him off, and remarked "Actually, I'm smart enough to take advantage of chumps like you"! And saw his look of horror and confusion as I trotted away. LOL

Laurisa
08-08-2011, 10:55 AM
like they are moving in to the are or something?"first i need to unpack,make a cup of tea and settle in?!!! its a lapdancing club you've been here got a drink sat down and now you go for a dance or a VIP, you don't need to settle in whatever that means!
We need to develop a couple of one-liners that are catchy so we can respond to those "settle in" fools. Hmmm...

I'm not sure if anything will work, though. Some (maybe 25% of my customers) actually mean it and will buy a dance when I return (which I always do if I'm not busy with an actual money spender). The other 75% will walk off with another girl and spend his money with her. It's SO annoying when they tell me to come back after they've "settled in" or that they "will get one in like 4 minutes". It wastes my time when they are lying and just don't know how to say no. I've managed to not get too discouraged and to persist because I can sometimes make the sale with him or one of his buddies.

TigerToes
08-09-2011, 06:51 AM
We need to develop a couple of one-liners that are catchy so we can respond to those "settle in" fools. Hmmm...

I'm not sure if anything will work, though. Some (maybe 25% of my customers) actually mean it and will buy a dance when I return (which I always do if I'm not busy with an actual money spender). The other 75% will walk off with another girl and spend his money with her. It's SO annoying when they tell me to come back after they've "settled in" or that they "will get one in like 4 minutes". It wastes my time when they are lying and just don't know how to say no. I've managed to not get too discouraged and to persist because I can sometimes make the sale with him or one of his buddies.

i actually find these men never have dances, they will come in really early sit there all night and tell every girl to come back later because they need to settle in, have another drink etc etc but they will have a dance before the end of the night and then they just leave, i work in a large upscale club and i will see them almost running off out the door, i think its because they don't want girls to ask them where they are going and what about their promised dance.

our club announces last dances, most girls just go around then asking for a last dance, sometimes when i tell these guys its last dances and you said you would have one, its your last chance, they will have the cheek to say "next time"!

Aurora_Sunset
08-10-2011, 11:31 AM
our club announces last dances, most girls just go around then asking for a last dance, sometimes when i tell these guys its last dances and you said you would have one, its your last chance, they will have the cheek to say "next time"!

I had a guy once who told me to sit with him and he would buy a dance in a little bit. Then, he became enamored with another girl and went off for a dance with her, telling me he'd get me later. I wandered off and when it was time for me to leave, I went back to him and asked for that dance. He told me he didn't have time. I pouted flirtily and was like "Aww... but you promised," in a really over-exaggerated way. He had the nerve to raise his hands up and go "Oh, calm down! I never promised you anything! I'm in a rush - I don't have time." And then give his friend a "Can you believe this chick" look right in front of me. What a fucking dick. I got a guy to instantly call me over from that table and go for 2 dances. I then got changed and tipped-out... douchebag was still sitting there, despite having "so much to do." >:(

DDaisy
08-10-2011, 11:55 PM
I had a guy once who told me to sit with him and he would buy a dance in a little bit. Then, he became enamored with another girl and went off for a dance with her, telling me he'd get me later. I wandered off and when it was time for me to leave, I went back to him and asked for that dance. He told me he didn't have time. I pouted flirtily and was like "Aww... but you promised," in a really over-exaggerated way. He had the nerve to raise his hands up and go "Oh, calm down! I never promised you anything! I'm in a rush - I don't have time." And then give his friend a "Can you believe this chick" look right in front of me. What a fucking dick. I got a guy to instantly call me over from that table and go for 2 dances. I then got changed and tipped-out... douchebag was still sitting there, despite having "so much to do." >:(

UGHHHH guys like this are annoying as hell. I had one tonight ask me to give him a play-by-play of what each and every type of dance was like, tell me he was gonna sit at the stage for a bit and get a dance with me after, and then gets a dance with another girl JUST as soon as I walk out of the dressing room.

Motherfuckers, all of 'em!

TigerToes
08-11-2011, 09:48 AM
I had a guy once who told me to sit with him and he would buy a dance in a little bit. Then, he became enamored with another girl and went off for a dance with her, telling me he'd get me later. I wandered off and when it was time for me to leave, I went back to him and asked for that dance. He told me he didn't have time. I pouted flirtily and was like "Aww... but you promised," in a really over-exaggerated way. He had the nerve to raise his hands up and go "Oh, calm down! I never promised you anything! I'm in a rush - I don't have time." And then give his friend a "Can you believe this chick" look right in front of me. What a fucking dick. I got a guy to instantly call me over from that table and go for 2 dances. I then got changed and tipped-out... douchebag was still sitting there, despite having "so much to do." >:(

i would be too tempted to sit down opposite him and say realy sarcasticaly "wow you are rushed off your fucking feet, let me know when you have a spare second and then roll my eyes"

_Elle_
08-11-2011, 09:59 AM
Like some of the others.... "Oh, I'm married- I can't be getting dances" Like wtf? Why are you here taking up space?

I go by Elle so at least once a night I get I'm B, or M, or whatever letter they decided to use in a pathetic attempt to say something clever.

Not sure if this was mentioned but... "I'd love to take you out sometime...I'd LOVE to eat pussy and I'm soooo amazing at it.." Like why do they have to inform you that their oral skills are "so wonderful"? Is that a normal way to try to pick up dates? I don't get it.

TigerToes
08-11-2011, 10:31 AM
i hate hate when you approach a table(bare in mind in the uk you make all your money off private lapdances and no stage tips) and they say something along the lines of "we're having a private conversation, can you leave us alone" as though you are really rude for approaching them! why come into a lapdancing club and expect no interaction atall with anoyone but your friend! why not go to a normal bar? or stay at home?!

Laurisa
08-11-2011, 01:24 PM
What ever happened to the good ol' days when men actually enjoyed the fun of a random, sexy woman walking up to their table scantily clad, offering to rub herself on their laps?

TigerToes
08-12-2011, 10:46 AM
urghh had another one last night, looked like a decent middle aged guy who would be a good spender, went over said hello, he straight away replied in an over confident manner "Hello Sexy" which just put me off straight away then he said "i'm just here for a drink, you can't provide me with the fun i want!" i was like why are you in here then, go annoy someone else or go to a pub or a normal bar!

arielbriel
08-12-2011, 02:13 PM
Oh, when they come in with a group of guys and get into a conversation and you approach them and they say " i havent seen my friend is sooo long. were just catching up" Can't you fucking catch up at the sports bar down the block? FUCK.

4everresolutions
08-12-2011, 03:37 PM
^ YES!!!!! A thousand times Yes!

I've heard that one a lot too! It's crazy to me because sometimes they seem like they're sincerely catching up with a friend, and not just using it as an excuse to say "No".

"Aw babe, come back in a few minutes. We're old friends and just catching up right now...". Then why on earth did you come to a place where you KNOW you'd be 'interrupted' several times? The worst is when they start acting annoyed. Like I was supposed to magically know before I even talked to them that they were old Frat Bro's who haven't seen each other in 20 years. Whoops, my bad guys. This silly little stripper assumed you were in a Strip-Club for the ladies, not to converse with each-other. Ignore me and carry on then...

TigerToes
08-12-2011, 08:46 PM
sometimes when they use the shitty catching up with an old friend/talking business "can you give us five minuets" i'll come back say an hour later and then they'll get snappy "like i said we're having a conversation so if you don't mind....." er "HELLO you said give you FIVE MINUETS its now been over 60 MINUETS" last time i checked 60 is more than 5 maybe you should fuck off home instead of having your important conversation with rhianna rude boy blasting through loud speakers in a lapdancing club, maybe it would take less time, in fact here is a great idea, do your catching up at home in peace and quiet quickly before you leave then enjoy the night!

luscious sadie
08-15-2011, 12:16 AM
"my girlfriend says she wants to be a stripper. You seem pretty cool. I guess I'll let her."
"you'll let her?"
"yeah, I guess it's not that big a deal. I'll let her do it if she wants."
"it didn't occur to you that she could leave you and strip anyway? Are you going to give her money forever and provide her with financial independence and security? If you leave her, is she going to be able to support herself? You'll LET HER strip?"
"well she's only almost 17 anyway"

this came from a 22 year old guy.

Danee
08-15-2011, 05:48 PM
Ugh Smh ::)


"my girlfriend says she wants to be a stripper. You seem pretty cool. I guess I'll let her."
"you'll let her?"
"yeah, I guess it's not that big a deal. I'll let her do it if she wants."
"it didn't occur to you that she could leave you and strip anyway? Are you going to give her money forever and provide her with financial independence and security? If you leave her, is she going to be able to support herself? You'll LET HER strip?"
"well she's only almost 17 anyway"

this came from a 22 year old guy.

azaleanola
08-16-2011, 01:55 AM
a couple of my favorites:

"You're really good on stage! You should be on stage the whole night! The manager is really stupid to take you off stage!"

Because obviously I'm here to get a workout. Doesn't everyone wear heels and makeup to the gym?

or

"I know you're not allowed to tell me what you do for a living."

Nope, but I'll give you one guess!

"No, I mean obviously you're not a real stripper. You're well-spoken and have a retro look. You must be doing research or something."

luscious sadie
08-16-2011, 04:22 AM
"No, I mean obviously you're not a real stripper. You're well-spoken and have a retro look. You must be doing research or something."

research. Brilliant.

TigerToes
08-16-2011, 08:56 AM
a couple of my favorites:

"You're really good on stage! You should be on stage the whole night! The manager is really stupid to take you off stage!"

Because obviously I'm here to get a workout. Doesn't everyone wear heels and makeup to the gym?


i think my favourite of all time was a guy who wanted me and my friend to do his friend a stage show for his birthday, we were like fine that's 80 pounds please, he said we should do it for free "because it draws people into the club" even if it does draw people into the club why would we want a load of men coming in for free stage shows! how would that benefit us?

Oksana23
08-16-2011, 01:22 PM
also if the chairs are wheely chairs i will sometimes push them away from the stage. or if they have a hat i will throw it on the ground a few feet away and tell them to go fetch it (this is my new favorite one).
LOL! So gonna start doing this! ;D


After a guy spends x amount of dollars- " well you made some good money off me tonight" or " well YOU had a good night". Sometimes I know they aren't saying in this in a negative way but I feel real touchy about it. Kinda feels like they are patronizing me. You don't know what constitutes a good night for me or what is a good money in my personal case. As if I shouldn't be trying to make MORE money
It's best to immediately respond with something that lets them know that whatever they spent on you was only a part of what you expect to make in a night. I will either thank them for helping me towards my goal for the night and tell them I have to get back to work, or encourage them to continue spending more $$$ on me themselves. }:D


"Are you better than everyone else in here??" - (what are you meant to say other than) um, yeah of course i am!!
"...well of course you would say that" Why the hell are you asking then?? haha it's such an impossible question, like we have an official ranking system, i haven't even seen some of the other girls dance!
Yup, I hear this one from PL's from time to time. If they say, "well, can u give a better dance then ___?" I will respond with a giggle "I don't know, I've never had a dance from her!" they usually laugh and move on to another topic. ;)


"If you want this dollar,you have to work for it!"<-mostly said by female custies,while waving it around.
so true. many times, females tipping at the stage are ruder and expect more for their dollar than the obnoxious guys! :O


so if its a loser guy that i know has NO money and he asks me annoying questions the one i hate the most is

"so whats your real name" i tell him.... "Frank" LOL then he looks puzzled. makes me laugh everytime!
This is funny! I going to tell broke fools my "real" name is Steve, and laugh at their reactions :D

Laurisa
08-16-2011, 05:36 PM
Speaking of female customers, I hate when you come up to them at the tip rail and they assume that they can grab your boobs or your butt and/or lick your tits and/or that you want to see theirs. I tell them not to fucking touch me and to get away from me. Their reactions are priceless. Other dancers will do this too. Why are you grabbing my tits? I don't care if we "work" together and if customers touch my tits. They PAY to touch my tits. If two cops work together should one of them mace the other one just because they do it with suspects?

I'm sorry, but we get some ugly bitches at my work that are customers. If I want to see your tits then I will ask you.

Whether you are male or female and a customer, some basic rules: keep your clothes ON, keep your hands to yourself until told to do otherwise, keep your tongue in your mouth and your lips closed unless you are speaking.

Aurora_Sunset
08-17-2011, 08:45 AM
Speaking of female customers, I hate when you come up to them at the tip rail and they assume that they can grab your boobs or your butt and/or lick your tits and/or that you want to see theirs. I tell them not to fucking touch me and to get away from me. Their reactions are priceless. Other dancers will do this too.

Ugh! I hate this. I wouldn't fly off the handle about other girls I worked with doing it, just because it was usually in front of customers to excite them, and I didn't want to ruin the moment by saying "get the fuck off me." But I walked up to a female customer one time who said that she used to work in my club. She proceeded to tell me some nasty, extras things she used to do with customers and how it made it her $600 a night. She then lifted her shirt and wanted me to play with and suck on her tits. When I refused, she was like "aww! You're shy!" Yes... because I don't want to play with your boobs for free, in plain sight of the bouncer, when I could be hustling a real customer, I must be shy... ::)

Annastasi
08-17-2011, 10:37 AM
Maaaan. I had this guy in last night that I swear I felt was trolling me irl. Every single cliche in this thread came out of his mouth at some point.

Some high points:

"Girls always bug me for dances because I'm young and hot, and they hate dancing for grandpa."
Yeah, give me the respectful, easygoing "grandpa" who actually frigging gives me money any day.

"Why would I buy a dance? Pussy is free!"
Then what the fuck was he doing in the club?

"I bought you a drink, and you won't hang out with me for more than 5 minutes??"
Correct.

"Come out to dinner with me tomorrow night, I'll spend a hundred dollars on you."
I thought pussy was free?

It was sooo nice to see the look on his face when one of my "grandpa" regulars (who I actually really like) came in and took me directly to the private dance area for the next half hour.

Addison
12-09-2011, 03:06 PM
"I have a tiny penis/I have a small cock."

I hear this everyday. At first, I thought this was just something men said to strippers(?) then I started feeling targeted (lol) when I was waiting for the next song to start for a dance and the guy exclaimed "Now, let me tell you this, I'm a white boy.. I don't have no BIG OL' BLACK DICK!!"

I just sat there like http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked011.gif "....sir??"

I can assure you, I don't come out of the DR and look for the guy who I think has the largest cock so that I can go dance for him! I actually prefer NOT to feel your weiner at all, sir!