View Full Version : You guys aren't clever, annoying things they repeatedly say.
tootsie
12-10-2011, 12:14 AM
maybe later....
a simple "no" would do
sierra.
12-10-2011, 12:18 AM
^^^ Ahhh I was just thinking that!
Another one of my favorites is "I'm not ready." I hear this aalllll night. Guys been standing around with his thumb us his ass all night (and we don't serve alcohol so its not like he's waiting on that). What kind of preparations do you need to do? Just tell me no!
Aurora_Sunset
12-10-2011, 03:11 PM
"I have a tiny penis/I have a small cock."
I hear this everyday. At first, I thought this was just something men said to strippers(?) then I started feeling targeted (lol) when I was waiting for the next song to start for a dance and the guy exclaimed "Now, let me tell you this, I'm a white boy.. I don't have no BIG OL' BLACK DICK!!"
I just sat there like http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked011.gif "....sir??"
I can assure you, I don't come out of the DR and look for the guy who I think has the largest cock so that I can go dance for him! I actually prefer NOT to feel your weiner at all, sir!
:O That is so bizarre... I don't think I've ever gotten that line. What exactly is the point of informing anyone that you have a small penis? Maybe their tiny penis is the reason they frequent SCs because they can't get anyone to sleep with them, and there's just something about you that makes them want to confess? /:O
Green Velvet
12-10-2011, 03:24 PM
These have probably been mentioned but....
"Oh I don't want to buy dances I would just rather take you out to a nice dinner instead."
"Whhhyyyyy can't I see your pussy" (I work at a topless club)
"These drinks are sooooo expensive."
"What does your boyfriend think of you doing this?"
"What ELSE do you do besides this."
"What does that word on your back mean" (It's German)
"It's his birthday give him a free dance!"
BLARGHHH!!!!!
luscious sadie
12-11-2011, 05:02 AM
"It's his birthday give him a free dance!"
BLARGHHH!!!!!
"as I'm sure you work for free on your bosses birthday!"
oftentimes they will try to convince me that they do. I congratulate them on poor business practices and walk away.
"as I'm sure you work for free on your bosses birthday!"
oftentimes they will try to convince me that they do. I congratulate them on poor business practices and walk away.
Ugh, yeah. I love how guys think that birthdays entitle them to special SC treatment.
Like, a guy buys his buddy one whole dance and pulls you aside mentioning that "it's his birthday, so make it a good one".
Yep, your $20 is going to get your buddy a birthday BJ for sure!
sananeko
12-11-2011, 09:05 AM
You can't be real.. No real girl would ever be this nice to me.
No I'm REALly a dude and I want some brolove.... I'm been grumpy all week... I could of turn that into a sale..
luscious sadie
12-11-2011, 02:23 PM
Ugh, yeah. I love how guys think that birthdays entitle them to special SC treatment.
Like, a guy buys his buddy one whole dance and pulls you aside mentioning that "it's his birthday, so make it a good one".
Yep, your $20 is going to get your buddy a birthday BJ for sure!
"do you give a good dance?"
no. My dances SUCK!
Gracefulways
12-11-2011, 09:03 PM
In this order:
1. Are your boobs fake?
2. What size were you before?
3. Did you get them done here or in Thailand?
4. Do you have marks under your breasts from the surgery?
5. Im just asking because my girlfriend wants to get them done....
Addison
01-01-2012, 12:02 PM
NUBIAN PRINCESS! NUBIAN PRINCESS! NUBIAN PRINCESS!
If one more guy calls me their nubian princess, I'm going to scream!!!
Natalllia
01-01-2012, 12:22 PM
Ugh, yeah. I love how guys think that birthdays entitle them to special SC treatment.
Like, a guy buys his buddy one whole dance and pulls you aside mentioning that "it's his birthday, so make it a good one".
Yep, your $20 is going to get your buddy a birthday BJ for sure!
This, and the "bachelor". Don't they realize how many birthday boys and bachelors come in every week? If we were in the practice of giving free dances to every schmuck who is there for his birthday/bachelor party......
No thanks. You're his friend - buy him a dance. Better yet, a VIP!
charlie61
01-02-2012, 05:02 PM
^ Not to mention...anyone can just say it's their birthday / bachelor party.
GlitterBexie
01-22-2012, 08:39 PM
"This is your only job?" (Yeah, cause i work nights, like as in, opposite to days, its still work!)
"So how much do you get paid to work here?" (I don't, i have to pay to work here! *cue them being amazed!)
"What time do you finish? 4/5? Phew, that must be tough" (Well no, cause i work nights, meaning, i dont have to get up in the morning.)
"If we met in the real world, i bet you'd go out with me, it's only cause im in here that you wont" (Yeah, that and you're a douche!)
"So, er, what would happen if i wait for you to finish work?" (Ill think you're a creepy stalker and get the bouncer to walk me to my boyfriend who is bigger than you and waiting to pick me up.)
"How much for you to come back home/to my hotel, sweetie? (Now, thats both priceless and a service i dont offer...sweetie)
"What do you think about when youre giving a dance? I bet you get sooo turned on!" (Mainly about how much more money i'd like to make, and ill let you in on a secret, i can do an AWESOME fake sex face!)
And i heard this one the other day which made me giggle. Customer was paying for a sit-down and going on to a girl about how she must be so bored at her life to have to ONLY be a stripper, where was her life going, did she have no direction, what were her life goals etc and he says
"What do you actually DO during the day??"
She came back with,
"Sleep till 3 and spend your money fukkaaaah!!"
i did a genuine lol.
Selina M
04-12-2015, 02:21 PM
Reviving this thread :D
"I'm looking for someone to hang out with me for my birthday" What is this, a test run? Let me give you a super hard-grinding dance to prove how worthy I am to hang out with you on your birthday! Dumb fuck.
"You know, you're really pretty" I do know. That's why I'm capitalizing on it.
"How naughty do you get?" Me: "This isn't a brothel", or *plays dumb with high girly voice* "Huh, what do you mean?"
Watching them try to convey that they want extras without saying it is hilarious. It's always "No no I don't want sex or anything". Okay buddy, "or anything" encompasses hand jobs, attempting to lick my boobs, etc. They always get a dance, either to alleviate them feeling like a jackass, or to see if I'm really that stupid and will do what they want if they try it. They then spend half the dance trying to get me to do their "or anything" of choice, that they did in fact want.
"What else do you do?" Spend the money I make here. " *in the tone of 'I'm so smart, I know you can't be telling the truth' * Ohhh, no, surely you have hobbies!" Are you not getting the social cues that I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEM?
"This can't be your ONLY job." Yes, dumbass. I thought the stereotype was that we all made SO much money? Why would I work somewhere else to make $13/hr in addition to this? WTF.
"How do you not have a boyfriend?" Do YOU want your girlfriend to dance? No, didn't think so, because you're an insecure little twat like most men, and I don't want one of those for a boyfriend.
MelissaRenee
04-12-2015, 08:43 PM
"What do your tattoos mean?"-Nothing. But I'd be more inclined to make up a story or at least explain them a bit if you were spending money on me.
"I'm just here for a drink..."-Yeah, because your favorite bar has overpriced drinks and JUST SO HAPPENS to have naked girls.
"You're too pretty for me."-THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT! You couldn't have me in real life, but if you give me some $$ I'll act interested and get naked for you.
"Go dance for him!" "No, talk to my buddy over here..."-At this point I just walk away.
"I've dated tons of strippers/I used to be a male stripper."-Wow such special.
"So if I take you upstairs, what do I GET?"-If you're that concerned about the price, you can't afford me.
Cashmere Star
04-13-2015, 11:13 AM
"So what are you, let me guess..." (I am Asian)
Gia2608
04-13-2015, 12:50 PM
"So what are you, let me guess..." (I am Asian)
Yes, I love this one. "Uh, a woman- duh!"
Miss_Red
04-13-2015, 11:47 PM
"You're just saying that."
Yeah, probably, but why are you trying to ruin the fantasy? Jesus, you came in here, and now I'm giving you my very best GFE, and I'm giggling on your lap and pretending to be into you and complimenting you and THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE PAYING FOR. I enjoy creating this fantasy for you. I certainly don't hate you. But now you want me to go further, to prove to you that you're not just another guy. Why are you trying to ruin your own experience? Can't you just play pretend with me and shut the fuck up?!
NightGoddess
04-14-2015, 10:07 AM
"What are you mixed with?" Ok I'm whiter than white, do you not see my fucking freckles and GLOWING GHOSTLY SKIN.
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Why do you want to know??????? Why does it matter??? I just do not understand this question, it is rude and prying and completely irrelevant to the job at hand.
xStacey
04-14-2015, 06:10 PM
"Ohhh you probably tell that to everyone" I convince them that I don't and they end up believing it with a big smile. :)
Aniela
04-14-2015, 06:37 PM
"You're just saying that."
Yeah, probably, but why are you trying to ruin the fantasy? Jesus, you came in here, and now I'm giving you my very best GFE, and I'm giggling on your lap and pretending to be into you and complimenting you and THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE PAYING FOR. ... Why are you trying to ruin your own experience? Can't you just play pretend with me and shut the fuck up?!
This is priceless.
xStacey
04-19-2015, 04:10 AM
It's your face I want to see ::)
(and not your boobs, ass, pussy)
Neonsugar
04-19-2015, 04:26 AM
*in Indian accent* "will you suck my cock for $20"
zoezoebelle
04-22-2015, 05:55 PM
For some reason we have several seniors who come in and repeatedly tell girls, "My wife just died recently." Like they think this is some sort of clever way of gaining sympathy and getting girls to do all sorts of shit for free, but I see through the bullshit every time. What a disgusting way to manipulate people! These same old creeps are almost always looking for extras during dances.
charlie61
04-22-2015, 06:07 PM
"Mmmmm, mmmmm... the things I could do to that pussy..."
:ill:
charlie61
04-24-2015, 01:06 PM
"You don't need to do this anymore; I'll take care of you..."
-minimum wage blue-collar dude
KikiGem
05-07-2015, 01:03 PM
Some guy who'd been bothering me asked as I was leaving, "Can I come with you back to your place?" No, but you *can* fuck off now (and you'd better)
"Why don't I dance for you? How much would you give me?" Nothing and if you start dancing I will get nauseous and make sure to throw up on you.
"If you want me to buy a dance you'll have to do a damn good job of convincing me! I'm a salesman/know all the tricks/ bla bla bla." No thanks smart guy. Enjoy your warm beer and lonely existence.