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RaichelR
08-23-2010, 04:53 PM
I've always thought Jumbo's Clown Room is a terrible name for a club... leave it to Hollywood! Lol


ahahaha that's what I was going to say too!


There's so many out there where I've been like WTF were they thinking?? lol

Jiggles Cabaret & Gum Wrappers in Fort Lauderdale

there's also the Green Frog, BJ's lounge (wtf???), Mr Magoos (all in FL)

not sure about you, but those definitely don't make me think of sexy things, lol

Harleigh HellKat
08-23-2010, 11:03 PM
how bout tootsie's in miami?? makes me think of that crossdresser movie... or feet. or tootsie rolls.

Kylea2
08-24-2010, 12:05 AM
^^^ Agreed, "Tootsies" always makes me think of toes!

Harleigh HellKat
08-24-2010, 12:52 PM
Lol isn't it a remodeled Sam's Club or something? That's what it looks like.

velvet
08-25-2010, 08:55 PM
re: cheaters. it's in a small town and chances are your wife or girlfriend knows about it already and may have been there. i find much less stigma in that area about strip clubs. anyway, I've worked there before but i always preferred Lido's down the street.

we have a wackos in Jacksonville lol.
oh and there is a THEE Dollhouse in Tampa too. it used to be part of a chain.

ariel1990
08-25-2010, 09:19 PM
Haha, applied to work at that Wackos in JAX but turned around cause they wouldn't let me friend in without a male escort.
I have a house in Orlando.

OJenni!
09-09-2010, 05:58 PM
Panties' gentleman's club in Brampton

tempest666
09-13-2010, 08:06 PM
I heard about a place in the midwest called Frank's chicken house or chicken ranch. Some crazy poultry related shit.

tempest666
09-13-2010, 08:10 PM
ahahaha that's what I was going to say too!


There's so many out there where I've been like WTF were they thinking?? lol

Jiggles Cabaret & Gum Wrappers in Fort Lauderdale

there's also the Green Frog, BJ's lounge (wtf???), Mr Magoos (all in FL)

not sure about you, but those definitely don't make me think of sexy things, lol

Worked at the Green Frog in Ft Walton Beach lol

sunshine16
09-13-2010, 09:52 PM
^Oh there was a frank's chicken house in manville NJ but has now been turned into one of the delilah's den. I always wondered why someone could possibly think that would be a good name for a strip club lol..

_Avery_
09-13-2010, 10:00 PM
Was reading that article on the guy being sued for $47,000....and
the words "the jiggle joint" where in there...that'd be a good name for a strip club..lol

pink_bunny
10-04-2011, 09:28 AM
*bump* this thread is too hilarious to be collecting dust. some of these names are so gross!! lol

Pink Chelle
10-04-2011, 09:41 AM
SCORE Go figure.

Annastasi
10-04-2011, 05:02 PM
A new club opened up a bit ago in Portland called the Pitiful Princess. It just sounds so sad!

tempest666
10-04-2011, 05:58 PM
Buck Rubs-Reading PA
19th Hole- Glenside PA

Totally unrelated but in Tuscon there is a "No-tell Motel" down the street from Curves LOL. I wonder how many people utilize its services.

Nuclear Martini
10-04-2011, 07:52 PM
Club Pink Pussycat in Miami Florida

FiendishGyrator
10-04-2011, 11:11 PM
boy does this thread bring back some bad memories ...

HEADquarters in Manhattan NY

Madam 'Oar's in Binghamton NY

El Coache in Bronx NY ( universally pronounced El Coochie )

Stimmelators in Webster, IN

Trixxx in Providence, RI

Volcanic Eruptions in Hamilton, NJ

Beavers in Amarillo, TX

Pink Monky's in Houston, TX

I can probably think of 100 more !

ha ha ha! You got to Beavers in Amarillo before I did!
Yeah, gawd that place is a pit. Looks like an airplane hanger with concrete wall,
crappy seats, and bad wooden stages. Oh, and there's little crappy beaver stencils spraypainted on the floor in different spots. Classy!

tiffsd12
10-06-2011, 01:37 PM
Goldfinger (south florida)- I think body parts should just be left out of club names, period. (Even if it is referencing a kickass bond movie)

The Porthole Pub (s florida)

Moulin Rouge (tampa) - super cheasy name and is commonly referred to as The Mullet Ranch xD terrible location next to a bus station and trailer parks. can you imagine the customers?

Thee Dollhouse in Tampa is in a pretty good location, but the stage is so short! I hit my head on the catwalk in 3 inch heels :( Why do so many clubs in Tampa have short cielings and poles?

Tootsie's Cabaret is an old BJ's warehouse.. so roomy :) Love that place. Collossal dressing room and amazing red velvet cake :3

Work at Scarlett's now. Pretty classy gown club.
ahhh.. i work at the porthole..
i agree with goldfinger...tha hell? lol

anouk.oui
10-06-2011, 11:43 PM
from what i heard, a dude wanted to open a club synanimous with 'hot and horny' thus named it spearmint rhino... lol... i think its kinda clever.


also porky's
is just dirty
though its hardly just a strip club

Jay12
10-08-2011, 01:07 PM
Pure Pleasure

Headlights

Lookers (no longer exists)

Daddy's Rabbits (anything with "daddy" sounds bad)

Babes

Lappers


These names are either silly, or too obvious.

Tinsel
10-09-2011, 11:55 AM
A new club opened up a bit ago in Portland called the Pitiful Princess. It just sounds so sad!

It didn't just open, it was called something else beforehand. It's not like the ownership even changed hands either, the guy that runs the place just wanted to change the name which I think makes it even worse *shudder*