View Full Version : What's the funniest/craziest thing you've seen camming?
Kyleigh1984
09-15-2010, 04:38 PM
Lol, all this talk of cheese made me run to BK and get a double cheese burger and it was gooooood;D
cyberstripper
09-15-2010, 07:54 PM
Ive got some fucking freakazoids...
Best yet: wierd because it is not so wierd, but he is paying for a service he isnt getting on purpose!! I have a regular who pays bank for ignore sessions, I make him stare at the ass prints i leave in my chair when I leave the room! I get paid to not be on cam when I am a camgirl, now that is wierd! Cant wrap my head around these dudes, but I always accept the shows haha!
SPH guys who really dont have small penises. I had one last night ask if I was good at small penis humiliation, I said I will let you be the judge...In private he reveals an average cock, nothing small or tiny. I tried to get in his head, telling him he is average, how does he feel about it. He says he thinks it is a nice big cock. So are you intrested in SPH? YES......WTF? Can we say someone has penis issues? I get tons of guys who are like this, into sph but do not have small penises!
I have had a customer once go on a 3 day binge, spent alot of money..was on computer for 3 days straight, tributing me money every 10 minutes. I made alot of money...The dude totally BINGED out and I never saw him/heard from him again..his sales were GOOD! WHY??? Drugs? Rich? Who knows but why would u practically throw your money at someone you do not know, and alot of it??? HAHAH I will always remember this once in a lifetime experience!
cyberstripper
09-15-2010, 08:01 PM
I had to share this hahaha
One of my friends cam sissies
In one of their sessions the whore came allover itself and said "mistress am i pregnant?"
She said "yes your pregnant, congratulations bitch you are going to be a mommie!!"
The sissy continues to see her, always comes into her room, has put weight on and worn padding to look pregnant. He brings a tub of icecream to their sessions, and says he has food cravings, back pains and complains of "morning sickness" She calls it her barefoot and pregnant bitch!
nIINA
09-15-2010, 11:05 PM
HILLARIOUS cyberstripper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omfg....lol
ArgenAngel
09-16-2010, 07:00 AM
i remember an experince that i had... a guy was like 20 mins of show but during the whole show i heard him walks and its a lil scary bcausee seem like he wear boots with chains because the noise and the slow steps....plus i heard him went to the bathroom and farts i was like O_o
tempest666
09-16-2010, 06:48 PM
3. one guy asked me to masturbate wearing those yellow kitchen rubber gloves. I actually had a new pair so that worked out pretty well :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xw8dJkicI
TinaLayne
09-16-2010, 07:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xw8dJkicI
Hahahaha! Holy Shit, I seriously almost just peed my pants!
hf487
10-06-2012, 05:12 PM
i had a guy last week ask me if i wanted to see him Humiliate himelf? Sure why not....
He came into a glass took it like a shot and spit it into a peice of bread with peanut butter on it
and ate it....
He said his GF makes him eat peanut butter and cum sandwiches. It really grossed me out!!!!
also guys sticking cucumbers up there ass, Toilet brush handles, there wives dildos
oh and the Weirdest a guy flipped his chair over put a rubber on the end of the chair leg and stuck it up
his ass.... Good customer tho lol
curvydancer25
10-07-2012, 10:34 AM
This guy asked if I wanted to see him cum in his own mouth, so I said sure in pvt. I didn't think he was serious. So he takes me pvt and sure enough he opened his mouth and shot his load in his mouth and on his face. I told him I didn't judge anyone. He said his girlfriend didn't know and wouldn't understand.
Then a different time a guy asked me what arm I wanted him to shoot cocaine in. I thought he was joking so I just said left if you take me pvt. So he took me pvt and turned on his cam. He was shaking the needle getting it ready, and he shot himself up in his left arm. I got this weird feeling and just felt uneasy so I exited out the pvt and turned his cam off. He said he was horny now and wanted to still play and shoot more drugs. I told him I had to go. I felt weird the rest of the night cause I had never seen anyone actually shoot up like that. I know people who do drugs but seeing that image just did something to me.
Another time, a guy was watching me use my toy in pvt. Ok...that's cool. Then he starts smoking a cigarette. Nothing wrong with that. Then he picks up a plastic bottle and starts smoking something out of it, with aluminum foil and something melted on it. I didn't know what it was and didn't wanna know. He was basically doing his drugs and watching me on cam.
Cam_Model_Jess
10-07-2012, 12:11 PM
^That's crack :(
CherryBomb69
10-07-2012, 01:16 PM
A guy booked me on AW for a 15 minute show and after he came he shouted something and his dog ran in from the next room and started to lick his penis. I closed Skype immediately.
Classy_Katy
10-07-2012, 01:50 PM
^^^OMG!!!
Vlodina
10-07-2012, 02:54 PM
Was it a springer spaniel? I had a guy asking if I would watch...
LaceyCummings
10-07-2012, 08:57 PM
I saw a guy inserting a metal rod into his urethra.
It was bewildering. He had one of those spaghetti dicks that flopped around in his hand like a trout.
He couldn't just grasp the base, he had to pinch the tip of his cock, slowly feed the metal rod in and roll his dick onto it. When he had it completely inserted, his dick looked like a sweaty pink corndog.
The rod looked a little more narrow than a pencil, and it was 2-3 feet long.
I did not get to see what would happen when he ejaculated. He did not seem to be fully aroused. It almost seemed like he was using the rod as some kind of splint to make his junk stand up, because he would then stroke it with his fingertips.
Peachesxo
10-07-2012, 11:34 PM
OMFG.
I had my first CBT cam2cam session tonight and seriously.... it was pretty scary.
This guy was beating the living shit out of his dick!! I told him to smack it and punch it and wring it like a towel and he did! It almost hurt to watch.
AND THEN he goes and grabs a damn kitchen knife and starts acting like he's trying to saw it off, AAAAHHH!!! He had no mercy, it was freaky as hell, and his dick was all red and purple and scabbed and fcked up looking from all the obvious torture he has done to it. Scary stuff. I actually thought he was gonna chop it off and be done with it but luckily for me he hit his limit before I could see anything too gruesome. I think I'm gonna have nightmares....
CurvySweet
10-08-2012, 11:55 AM
A very fat bloke wearing woman red knickers. I think he thought he looked very sexy. Would always want me too see him on cam in them. Was quite hard not to laugh. I much prefer to direct slaves telling them up slutty in womans clothes! That way I CAN laugh cos its part of the act.
italianstarcamgirl
10-08-2012, 06:48 PM
A guy booked me on AW for a 15 minute show and after he came he shouted something and his dog ran in from the next room and started to lick his penis. I closed Skype immediately.
This makes me sick. I'm actually a huge animal advocate and have actually founded and currently maintain an animal rescue in addition to camming. (sadly animal rescue is all volunteer but is like a fulltime plus job). Anyways, I fucking hate people.
Angelfaced
10-08-2012, 07:02 PM
lol bout the guy in the green wig and the guy with the carrot.ROFL
sweetgapeach
10-08-2012, 07:13 PM
This is my craziest moment to date...guy was in free chat and asked if I would be brutally honest about his looks if he took me to private, so I was expecting either an ugly guy or really small manhood. I agreed and off we went. The most sexy guy cam to cam ever....so in my head I was thinking it's gotta be teeny tiny. So then he pointed the camera down and it was long, thick, just really nice. I was confused about where the brutal honesty would come in. Then he started jacking, got it almost fully erect, bent it, and did himself in the butt with it. I was amazed, astonished, all sorts of emotions. Okay so then he sat up and rode it in his ass like a pro!!...layed back on his back pulled it out his butt, started jacking again, and then shoved a 20 oz Dasani bottle up his rear. It was a really long show, I was dumb founded, because I sort of liked it (that's probably gross, but hey?) I just never figured out what he wanted me to be brutally honest about. I did tell him that I wondered what gave him the initial thought process to do those things to himself, cause it was obvious that this was not his first time..he just laughed. I think parts of me would like the fetish world....but at the same time I am intimidated by it.
Melodie
10-08-2012, 08:54 PM
omg gapeach, thats QUITE the story, LOL!!
Did you tell him that you thought he was really hot? lol.
I've never seen a guy able to fuck his own ass...ha
Jemmalyn
10-08-2012, 09:21 PM
Laughing my ass off at all this crazy shit.
Glasses
10-09-2012, 07:19 AM
Then he started jacking, got it almost fully erect, bent it, and did himself in the butt with it. I was amazed, astonished, all sorts of emotions. Okay so then he sat up and rode it in his ass like a pro!!
How the...? I know "normal" people get disgusted and shocked just to hear about thing like this, but come on I wanna see something like this. Whoa!
I always picture talking about this with my "normal" firends. Like "and then he danced in fishnet stockings with that cucumber up hiss ass, screaming I'm a fag ahahahaha... no funny? y no funny? Come on, with that cucumber and his heels... I mean.... .yea, okay I get it, I get it now.... Hmmmm.... Oh come on, seriously! okay, never mind...... ..... ..... Ohhh shit I can't believe you don't find it hilarious!!! Bwahahahaha" :D
sweetgapeach
10-09-2012, 07:52 AM
^^The one person in real life I told this to did not find the humor in it either. He thought that I was disgusting for watching...but really how could you NOT want to see that? I took all kinds of notes on him, hope he comes back one day. But yeah that is my craziest one ever!! Glad somebody besides me thought it was cool as shit!!
maryjaynexo
10-09-2012, 02:50 PM
his dick looked like a sweaty pink corndog.
Solid gold. This thread is making my day awesome, haha. I have lots, but the only one that comes to mind right now is the really really obese man who fucked himself in the ass with a sharpie. Green, I believe.
LOL
miss_me
10-09-2012, 03:38 PM
Then he started jacking, got it almost fully erect, bent it, and did himself in the butt with it. I was amazed, astonished, all sorts of emotions. Okay so then he sat up and rode it in his ass like a pro!!
I haven't really seen anything that crazy since I just started camming this week, but I was THIS close to seeing something like this on my first day. Normally I find dick pics from guys a huge turn off (penises do nothing for me) so I thought I would hate watching guy's cams, but I'm actually really disappointing I didn't get to see him do it, lol.
In free chat he kept going on and on about how his ex (who he said just dumped him) thought his dick was gross because it was so big. He wanted me to give him my honest opinion and tell him if I thought it was gross. So I thought it was probably going to be small or gross. But when he turned on his cam he was a pretty nice looking guy with long hair and the biggest dick I've ever seen. He asks if I want to watch him suck himself off and I say of course. I'd never seen anything like that before lol.
When he finished he told me about how he could stick in his butt and I told him I wanted to see. Sadly he ran out of money and had to leave. Hasn't come back since. I never thought I'd be so disappointed about not being able to see a guy fuck himself in his own ass lol.
SabrinaGrrl
10-09-2012, 09:22 PM
The other night I had this guy pretend to want a cum control show, with the stipulation that I turn audio on so I could hear him too. I said okay, we go exclusive. Soooo, a couple minutes into the act his wife comes in and starts screaming at him! Lol, I was worried at first, but he didn't turn off the cam, just had me looking at her slap him and scream at him and call him a pervert and stuff. I started laughing! I was so uncomfortable. Finally he logs out like after ten mins, then comes back into my free chat to tell me his real kink was getting "caught" on cam by his wife, she was in on it the whole time. He didn't tell me because he wanted my reaction to be realistic.
And has anyone had a stump fetish? This one guy took me to exclusive, he had not spoken to me at all in free chat, it was weird. And he had his hand all wrapped up in a bandage. He told me he had self-amputated it because he wanted a stump to rub! Lol, but you could tell that his hand was still there, just wrapped up! He didn't want me naked or anything, just wanted me to talk about rubbing his "stump". It was very odd.
Melodie
10-09-2012, 10:58 PM
oooh Sabrina I've heard of amputation fetish.....odd, odd.....
Bellabbw
10-10-2012, 01:45 AM
I saw a man slurp his cum. I almost died.
DirtyAngel
10-10-2012, 02:42 AM
Funny/weird things Ive seen is a Guy sticking a can of lynx up his arse, same guy trying to stuff his own dick up his arse. A fat guy bouncing in a bikini and strangest of all a guy stuffing a paint brush handle down his urethra!!
fetishbootslut
10-12-2012, 03:40 AM
I had a guy in cam 2 cam with me actually do a poo and then eat it. I was amazed but goes to show.
Truebebeblue
10-15-2012, 02:01 PM
Sticking things down the urethra is called sounding... It is actually very pleasurable and I have sounded someone and had them shoot the sound some distance with orgasm. Google urethral sounding and you can learn a bit about the different types of sounds,they are medical instruments. I have had a sub who stretche himself slowly up to such a large size you could stick a pinky down it... I actually love sounding and adding electricity to it or placing a vibrator on it has amazing effect. I know women who have been sounded and love it as well but the risk of UTI is higher because the tract is so much shorter... Always have them pee after play.. hell you could keep them on came to make sure and add a few minutes onto the session that way...
trinabanks
12-06-2012, 10:21 AM
i was just asked yesterday if my pussy is user friendly? thats a new one for me! i laughed so hard i almost peed myself lol. i said "nope, it has very sharp teeth and might bite your dick off if its too small"
0TaraM
12-06-2012, 01:40 PM
One guy who spent in my pvt 20-30 min and only wants that I wear leggins(no nudity at all), stand up and down and one another similar who wants that I only do (30-40min) facesitting and crashing, I had no partners, even not sex dolls, so I sit down and crashed one orange..
Glasses
12-06-2012, 09:54 PM
Once I had a guy, he only showed himself from cock to neck and he was wearing a T-Shirt with Cookie Monster on it. Not exactly this, but something similar.
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He didn't take it off.
It seriously looked like Cookie Monster was masturbating. Since then whenever I see Cookie Monster I'm haunted by the memory of that pervert version of it.