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Djoser
07-28-2011, 11:50 AM
Sacrilege... Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta, Sinead O'Connor ummmm ahhh
Haven't seen Portman in V for Vendetta, but she has the kind of extraordinary beauty so that she might be able to pull it off. Sorry, until I see the pictures and she really does look that good, I am very skeptical. Sinead O'Connor just looked strange, not good, but not hideous either.
I've worked with 3 strippers I can remember with shaved heads. One looked like a fucking freak. The other was relatively attractive before, though nothing spectacular--but being somewhat on the muscular side, she looked like a fucking gorilla with it shaved. They made her wear a hat onstage (and off) and she looked way, way better like that.
The third was really, really cute when she wore her wigs, and the tip rail was always busy when she was up that way. When she didn't, hardly anyone tipped her, and I had to put good looking girls in front and behind her.
SweetNaughty
07-28-2011, 12:04 PM
^^^ That's why you get the big cash Djoser....Someone has to keep the flow going. :D
Sophia_Starina
07-28-2011, 12:06 PM
:) <thats what I'm feelin'.
4everresolutions
07-28-2011, 01:40 PM
and you love futurama, american dad and family guy too! Bless!
Did you like Beauty and the Beast?
OMG YES! I had a Beauty and the Beast bedroom in my summer home until I was 18. Hahaha! I played Mrs. Potts once in a musical version....
It's hard to find something I 'don't' like I guess. I have the tastes of a 8 year old girl or a 14 year old boy.
*sigh*
Aslinn
07-28-2011, 01:47 PM
mmmmmmm I want that little dancing bunny Sophia_Starina has for her tag....... not as mine though but in real life probably like a jewelry box dancer type thing. Also im contemplating fucking the day job and just going back to dancing.
Kellydancer
07-28-2011, 02:13 PM
Vaccuum it up.......with the straight extension...you wont even have to get close to it.
I do that. I have to since I have no one else to kill them for me. This is why I need to get married so my husband can kill spiders. Then again a few of my exboyfriends were even more afraid of spiders than me.
sananeko
07-28-2011, 02:17 PM
Vaccuum it up.......with the straight extension...you wont even have to get close to it.
I'll have to get a one but thanks
Kelly_Lover
07-28-2011, 02:22 PM
No one stress out I got a plan!
_Avery_
07-28-2011, 02:58 PM
Taking my boys to the strip club tonight....
(let's see what this stirs up) ::)
*will be before the club is opened, to meet the girls I work with. They're anxious to meet Kane...and of course, Gage.* :)
Kelly_Lover
07-28-2011, 03:39 PM
Dancing will come up on a background check if you were licensed to dance. If you didn't get licensed to dance then they won't have any records of you being licensed. HOWEVER, if you have submitted information to a creditor (like a credit card company) on an application for credit--EVEN IF YOU WERE DENIED--
I can't post in the thread but Laurisa is right, also you would be shocked what people can find out by just your cell phone # these days. There are services all over the net for like 39 for a year that gives you every public and some personal info on anyone via a stupid #
anouk.oui
07-28-2011, 03:48 PM
lol 4ever, whenever you type i hear leila's voice in my head.
i love sailor moon and dragonball z!
i have a feeling youd like maburaho as well...
bah i spend 2 hrs loading a fucking one hour episode and still not finished. damn addictive tru blood
_Avery_
07-28-2011, 07:06 PM
Bad Girls Club AND Jersey Shore next week?! HOLLA!
JayATee
07-28-2011, 10:06 PM
I am so excited to meet her. I can't wait. I just wanna hold her and snuggle her and breathe in her baby scent. Things are starting to come together too. Apartment, daycare, and the beginnings of my nursery are all done. :)
DesuvsDeath
07-29-2011, 12:28 AM
Ahh. <33 My friends.
Talking about getting a nose job...
I get asked for a picture and then agreed with. LMAO.
Yayyy for being honest with each other! <33333
4everresolutions
07-29-2011, 01:53 AM
^Whatever. I think she's a bitch and you shouldn't touch your nose.
<3333!
DesuvsDeath
07-29-2011, 02:27 AM
^Hahah. Shut up and help me find a Dr.
sananeko
07-29-2011, 03:14 AM
I missed working nights.
Almost Jaded
07-29-2011, 03:30 AM
I was just introduced to Axis of Awesome. I am glad for this. Their "What would Jesus Do" is hilarious, "This is How You Write A Love Song" is sheer genius (not to mention frighteningly accurate), and "4 chord song" is EPIC. If you're not on to them yet, YouTube "Axis of Awesome" and play those 3, everything after that is optional (and still great though not quite as good). Note for SW members - "Titty Bar" is worth a listen too, lol...
JayATee
07-29-2011, 10:18 AM
^Hahah. Shut up and help me find a Dr.
The dr. that did my nose is pretty awesome. I don't know where you're located though.
_Avery_
07-29-2011, 12:02 PM
Can you just suck my dick and play with my cum tomorrow? I have a headache today...
um...ooookkkaaayyyyyy
Kisca
07-29-2011, 12:27 PM
We got a full on black Great Dane.... Cant wait to get her in a week!!! She's so cute!
_Avery_
07-29-2011, 02:02 PM
After some of the stuff I read about other kids, I am so lucky and grateful to have healthy, smart, beautiful, behaved, and loved kids. I get upset over petty shit, but I truly am grateful and lucky and happy.
Almost Jaded
07-29-2011, 04:26 PM
Kisca - thou art quite brave, lol. My partner loves Great Dane's, he's had several over the years. He got a puppy who just turned 2. 2 freakin' years old and 39 1/2 inches at the withers and 197 lbs, with a tail that qualifies as a lethal weapon when he gets excited. I frequently ask him why he spent several thousand dollars for the joy of having something destroy his shit, lol. That dog has already caused over $7,000 in damage. In 2 years. And he's actually fairly well behaved, lol.
4everresolutions
07-29-2011, 06:00 PM
We got a full on black Great Dane.... Cant wait to get her in a week!!! She's so cute!
AWW YAY! How exciting! Is the doggie already named or do you have a name pick out? Big puppies are so sweet!
sananeko
07-29-2011, 06:08 PM
Well it seems my family helped themselves to my toolbox.. All thats left is the tools they don't know what is..
lopaw
07-29-2011, 07:41 PM
I actually got this fortune in a joke fortune cookie today:
"Man who fart in church sit in his own pew"
I died laughing at this silliness.
Who thinks up this stuff?
Kelly_Lover
07-29-2011, 08:27 PM
Same drama in every place jezzzzzzz
When I hit lotto Im gonna make the worlds greatest strip club on the planet and NO PAY OUTS for the girls PERIOD!!!
kellyallstar
07-30-2011, 05:33 AM
fucked up night.
mediocrity
07-30-2011, 06:04 AM
It's rare I'll have a night that keeps me up. This one.... Woooooooow.
Seafair starts tomorrow. I fully expect to run so much my feet fall off.
anouk.oui
07-30-2011, 07:05 AM
i want some good sex
and some snacks
anouk.oui
07-30-2011, 07:08 AM
i should start doing one thing a day that makes me really happy. itd be nice to feel something again
_Avery_
07-30-2011, 07:58 AM
I hate bugs! ESPECIALLY when I'm trying to use the bathroom!!!
Kelly_Lover
07-30-2011, 07:59 AM
i want some good sex
and some snacks
Call me lol I got fudge
sananeko
07-30-2011, 09:03 AM
The start of a annoy next three days..
kaiarose
07-30-2011, 10:08 AM
Closed my first thread as mod.. feels good to have that kind of power, LOL.
So last night my regular came in and he brought me some california rolls. When I went onstage 2 girls went over and sat by him and one of them decided to eat them. Umm, wtf?! When I confronted her about it she told me that the other girl said it was ok. Really?!! They were MY california rolls!! What bugged me too was the fact that my reg didn't say anything. But he's not really one of those speaking up types :/ I hate stupid drunk newbie strippers.
princessjas
07-30-2011, 10:10 AM
Kisca - thou art quite brave, lol. My partner loves Great Dane's, he's had several over the years. He got a puppy who just turned 2. 2 freakin' years old and 39 1/2 inches at the withers and 197 lbs, with a tail that qualifies as a lethal weapon when he gets excited. I frequently ask him why he spent several thousand dollars for the joy of having something destroy his shit, lol. That dog has already caused over $7,000 in damage. In 2 years. And he's actually fairly well behaved, lol.
So true! My parents had 2 Danes when I was growing up. First one opened up the gate of a 6 ft chain link fence and got killed by a car (doing much damage to it and causing a lawsuit).
2nd was such an escape artist she wasnt allowed out without supervision (oh and was so afraid of the dark she wouldnt go out after dark and had to sleep with a nightlight). After a while we couldnt even board her at the vets, because once they chained her pen so she couldnt get out (she had already chewed through a leather collar and found ways around several different attempts at keeping her in) she found a way to let all the other dogs out! Also, she killed 6 different female dogs (while being a total lapdog with people). I constantly had to clean slobber off of everything, her tail was literally like a whip and would leave marks on you and she broke numerous things with it (and broke her own tail like 3 different times). She was the size of a large male and once dug a hole through the floor of our trailer, jumped through and shattered 2 different windows, destroyed a door, etc. I loved and hated her equally.
Those dogs just get too big to control and are too smart for their own good.
_Avery_
07-30-2011, 11:10 AM
Closed my first thread as mod.. feels good to have that kind of power, LOL.
So last night my regular came in and he brought me some california rolls. When I went onstage 2 girls went over and sat by him and one of them decided to eat them. Umm, wtf?! When I confronted her about it she told me that the other girl said it was ok. Really?!! They were MY california rolls!! What bugged me too was the fact that my reg didn't say anything. But he's not really one of those speaking up types :/ I hate stupid drunk newbie strippers.
Ohhh what thread?
What girl?
I'm noisy...lol...you can message me on FB. :P
ArmySGT.
07-30-2011, 11:12 AM
Delivery pizza.
I love Civilization.
I just realized my kindle with free world wide 3g is basically a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Don't panic, the future is here.
ArmySGT.
07-30-2011, 12:21 PM
I just realized my kindle with free world wide 3g is basically a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Don't panic, the future is here.
Don't forget a towel.
_Avery_
07-30-2011, 12:52 PM
Sometimes...(too often) I make the worst choices!
I'm too impulsive and now will just dwell.
Mindy Bares All
07-30-2011, 03:38 PM
I feel like I can't write anymore today. I'm just not in the mood. But I need to get it done! Ugh. All I want to do is watch Venture Bros. and sleep.
blkschoolgirl
07-30-2011, 03:38 PM
I just realized my kindle with free world wide 3g is basically a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Don't panic, the future is here.
so long and thanks for all the fish!
Almost Jaded
07-30-2011, 04:36 PM
PJ - Apollo is big even by Dane standards now. They got him at 8 weeks I think? The youngest you can take them home, ayway - and he's just now about full grown.
He once managed to lock himself into their home office. Walked in an open door, closed and locked it. We still don't know how. He locked homself in a bathroom once as well. Anyway - while in the office he destroyed 2 computers, a desktop and a laptop, a very expensive printer, and other random supplies along with dozens of important documets and reciepts and a very expensive office chair.
He chewed up an antique legged chest that cost over $1200 to have refinished - the ONLY piece of furniture he has EVER chewed. We still don't understand that one.
ANother laptop (MM's, actually), lots of random knickknacks, and of course, landscaping...
And his crowning achievement: He was messing around in the back yard and his collar got stuck on the latch mechanism that seals the pool pump/filter thing. After several minutes of trying to get loose, he panics (we are guessing at this part, nobody was out there until later) and flipped out. Well, whatever happened, the ENTIRE pump assembly ended up TORN COMPLETELY FREE - of 4 PVC pipes (3 broken?!), of all it's wiring, of the ground... And still stuck to him. We all came home from the aprty we'd been at to find him crying outside, with the 70+ lb pool pump still stuck to his collar and hopelessly wedged between to giant palm trees in the back corner of the yard. Judging by the damage to everything else out there, he ran around a bit trying to get away from the thing, lol.
All that in 2 years (almost the week as of his posting). AND he ha a professional trainer/caretaker to help out, and is very well behaved. I cannot imagine the unholy terror that dog would be without Namelle there so often to keep him in hand.
I will never undertand that kind of dedication to owning a pet!
princessjas
07-30-2011, 05:15 PM
^^Oh, lord, your post just made me remember all the times gypsy got herself locked in the bathroom, the laundry room (after we moved into a house) and my bedroom! All resulted in complete destruction of the rooms! Oh and she slept across the foot of my waterbed, so you can imagine how many busted mattresses there were....and dont get me started on the tidal wave when she jumped in there with me. lol gyps was big for a Dane too! Bigger than IDEAL or whathaveyou so my parents couldnt show her, although both her sire and dame were show dogs.
Djoser
07-30-2011, 07:01 PM
Literally stepping out in a brand new pair of boxing shoes, right now. All leather, pure black Titles.
Funny I've never been much into shoes, but in the last 2-3 years have spent more on boxing/wrestling shoes by far than any other kind of clothing. Of course that is pretty much the only shoes I wear anymore, but still it's kind of funny (in a good way).
What's really funny is, I wear the beat to shit ones with the shoelace holes ripping up to actually box in. :D
Closed my first thread as mod.. feels good to have that kind of power, LOL.
So last night my regular came in and he brought me some california rolls. When I went onstage 2 girls went over and sat by him and one of them decided to eat them. Umm, wtf?! When I confronted her about it she told me that the other girl said it was ok. Really?!! They were MY california rolls!! What bugged me too was the fact that my reg didn't say anything. But he's not really one of those speaking up types :/ I hate stupid drunk newbie strippers.
I have found that food--like money--can never be left unattended in a stripclub, especially in the dressing room. And worst of all, it's usually the fat ones that steal/eat it when you aren't watching it.
AngelKing
07-30-2011, 07:12 PM
That was the first time I've knocked somebody out in almost 2 years.
_Avery_
07-30-2011, 07:16 PM
^^Ohhh what happened???
AngelKing
07-30-2011, 07:20 PM
^^Ohhh what happened???
I was having dinner and a big roided out douche started bullying the shit out of this way smaller guy outside, so I got up, tried to settle everybody down, and the big guy started trying to pull his shit on me so I hit him clean 3 times then basically sat on him and started dropping elbows on his face until he started choking on his own blood. His buddies picked him up and dragged him off and I paid the bill and we got the hell out of there. My girlfriend is pissed because it's the first time we've been out in almost two weeks.
_Avery_
07-30-2011, 07:26 PM
That was very polite that you paid the bill. :)
and good for you for standing up for the smaller guys. That's pretty hot actually!
Especially since you seem so sweet and nice, and that it takes a lot to make you mad...He MUST'VE deserved it.