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amorescudero
08-19-2011, 06:56 AM
i had the WORST nightmare last night. .......I was working in some swanky hotel where they have girls who give lap dances....and some guy bought some dances from me. Well....he didnt want a LD. He just wanted to FART on me!!!!!!!! SO like....i told him he had to pay me extra for that....and he did....and i let him FART ON ME!!
ahhhhhh i woke up and immediately took a shower
silk55
08-19-2011, 07:08 AM
Are you jealous?
yes! And from what I have been told I have a baby ARM down there!LoL. As for your cum festivities a dude licking jizz off is a little unsettling. Leave it on! It's good for your skin!
And you need to to change your name from JD to Cock Princess!
unbeleavable
08-19-2011, 08:24 AM
Its incredible really the difference in Cost , our tax base on the New subdivision is so Dam regulated , our " Costs " would be higher than what you are selling the end product for .
This $217 k is where exactly ?? Just the build order ( no land ) for that here would be $270k plus ( dependent on finish and connections ) ..We must have the most unaffordable New homes in the western world .
Last year however was my best ever *( financial year 1st July - June 30TH ) but this year is a lot tougher .
The area you are selling this stuff in is okey ? Just interested in general comparison ...
Thanks
The area is great, taxes are low, schools are rated top 5 in the state, great amenities for the kids & upscale shopping right around the corner. This is a suburb about 45 minutes north of Atlanta so its more families. Interest rates are still low & banks are lending to people who qualify. Atlanta is the biggest city in the south so its a hub.
I'm spoiled from big cocks.
yes! And from what I have been told I have a baby ARM down there!LoL. As for your cum festivities a dude licking jizz off is a little unsettling. Leave it on! It's good for your skin!
And you need to to change your name from JD to Cock Princess!
P.S. The guys who brag about having huge dicks always have the pencils!
4everresolutions
08-19-2011, 10:03 AM
Shit? May I introduce you to Fan? I do believe you two will hit it off very well...
kaiarose
08-19-2011, 10:33 AM
Can't believe it's been one year since we got married.. Happy Anniversary Baby!
We are going out for the best steak and lobster tonight, yummmmmm!!! Then drinks later. It will be nice to go out to an actual bar and just hang out with each other :)
kaiarose
08-19-2011, 10:35 AM
yes! And from what I have been told I have a baby ARM down there!LoL. As for your cum festivities a dude licking jizz off is a little unsettling. Leave it on! It's good for your skin!
And you need to to change your name from JD to Cock Princess!
Yes, protein fortified mayonaisse is pheomenal for your skin! Leave it on for 20mins then peel it off like dried glue :P
Bennu
08-19-2011, 10:54 AM
Can't believe it's been one year since we got married.. Happy Anniversary Baby!
We are going out for the best steak and lobster tonight, yummmmmm!!! Then drinks later. It will be nice to go out to an actual bar and just hang out with each other :)
Congrats. :cheers:
silk55
08-19-2011, 11:01 AM
P.S. The guys who brag about having huge dicks always have the pencils!
wona see lol
plus those who have pencil dicks have advantages during anal sex. I for one am at a disadvantage:(
I was an anal virgin before this last guy, and he has a huge dick, and I still love it, where ever it ends up in my body....
wona see lol
plus those who have pencil dicks have advantages during anal sex. I for one am at a disadvantage:(
You still have my phone #? I'll be waiting for the picture message....
P.S. your GF sent me a friend request on FB, I declined her ;)
By the way, it's just as important if your dick gets really hard and you can last a long time.
Sometimes I feel like I'm getting fucked by a sushi roll!
JayATee
08-19-2011, 11:32 AM
^^ You crack me up.
yes! And from what I have been told I have a baby ARM down there!LoL. As for your cum festivities a dude licking jizz off is a little unsettling. Leave it on! It's good for your skin!
And you need to to change your name from JD to Cock Princess!
I disagree completely. Licking it off me after you put it there and then kissing me so that it's all over my face and I then get to lick it off is one of the hottest fucking things ever.
silk55
08-19-2011, 11:43 AM
You still have my phone #? I'll be waiting for the picture message....
P.S. your GF sent me a friend request on FB, I declined her ;)
lol don't have your # since my phone was run over by her car like 3 times and my car got fcuked up by the PSYCHO ex GF that requested any girl on my FB page....:-\ LoL
garage is messy had a party a couple days before my car got phucked up by her! It's amazing how much damage heels can do:(
http://newebmail.com/images/psychoexcar1.jpg
unbeleavable
08-19-2011, 02:13 PM
^^Heels did that...wtf was she swinging them like a club or standing on your car? Don't fuck with my car...number one rule!
silk55
08-19-2011, 02:14 PM
^^Heels did that...wtf was she swinging them like a club or standing on your car? Don't fuck with my car...number one rule!
lol standing on it. sooo true about not fucking with a mans car
silk55
08-19-2011, 02:15 PM
By the way, it's just as important if your dick gets really hard and you can last a long time.
Sometimes I feel like I'm getting fucked by a sushi roll!
sushi roll!? interesting! the things I learn from JD
unbeleavable
08-19-2011, 02:28 PM
You pissed someone off..lol
_Avery_
08-19-2011, 08:41 PM
I think I need to start smoking pot.
I think that will totally chill me out and mellow me out.
then I'll eat like a cow and laugh at everything and dance really slow to fast music...then pass out...hmm..dunno if that all sounds worth it.
Then again, constantly stressing and worrying...for nothing...that's not worth it either. Maybe I'll give it a try, see if it's different this time. :/
Aslinn
08-20-2011, 03:52 AM
lol don't have your # since my phone was run over by her car like 3 times and my car got fcuked up by the PSYCHO ex GF that requested any girl on my FB page....:-\ LoL
garage is messy had a party a couple days before my car got phucked up by her! It's amazing how much damage heels can do:(
http://newebmail.com/images/psychoexcar1.jpg
I would have sooooo backed and stopped really fast while she was on top of the car. That is some bullshit though!! Wtf was she wearing metal stripper shoes?!?!?!?!
Aslinn
08-20-2011, 03:55 AM
I think I need to start smoking pot.
I think that will totally chill me out and mellow me out.
then I'll eat like a cow and laugh at everything and dance really slow to fast music...then pass out...hmm..dunno if that all sounds worth it.
Then again, constantly stressing and worrying...for nothing...that's not worth it either. Maybe I'll give it a try, see if it's different this time. :/
You know when I smoked pot I was way less of a bitch and smiled alot more even when I wasn't high. I didn't get headaches and I could sleep a whole night instead of sleeping for a few hours then waking up. Really i would suggest it.
Davey17
08-20-2011, 04:11 AM
Can't believe it's been one year since we got married.. Happy Anniversary Baby!
We are going out for the best steak and lobster tonight, yummmmmm!!! Then drinks later. It will be nice to go out to an actual bar and just hang out with each other :)
Many Congrats on the Anniversary , wishing you guys a lovely night ..enjoy .
And please hold that love for each other tight , and enjoy your lives together .. Well Done ..greetings from Australia ! :D
Davey17
08-20-2011, 04:21 AM
The area is great, taxes are low, schools are rated top 5 in the state, great amenities for the kids & upscale shopping right around the corner. This is a suburb about 45 minutes north of Atlanta so its more families. Interest rates are still low & banks are lending to people who qualify. Atlanta is the biggest city in the south so its a hub.
Could I ask ...... How much may this house have sold for before the " crash " ? ... And how do the Taxes work generally in the Country ? Does it differ a lot from State to State ? How much tax would you pay on this one ? and how do they come to this figure ?
Too many questions Sorry ..but trying to understand your market compared with Ours .:O
Davey17
08-20-2011, 04:29 AM
I think I need to start smoking pot.
I think that will totally chill me out and mellow me out.
then I'll eat like a cow and laugh at everything and dance really slow to fast music...then pass out...hmm..dunno if that all sounds worth it.
Then again, constantly stressing and worrying...for nothing...that's not worth it either. Maybe I'll give it a try, see if it's different this time. :/
Well , I wish I could say " GO FOR IT " ..but there are also a number of negatives ..lol lol ... as Im sure you know .
I have not smoked for Many Many years ..but there was a time , that I was constantly Stoned .. especially when I was surfing a lot , the good parts were pretty cool ..but the bad parts were bad .
I think that it does not help those who suffer from Anxiety at all ..quite the opposite in the long run ..and long term , it just not good stuff .
In the end the Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz was gone ..I didn't like the feeling , I cut ties and moved on . But there were some very funny scenes also , that we had ..I still cuckle when I think about .
But as the tour guide says on the Bangkok river " This was Very Very Very long times Ago " ... lol ..lol ./:O
unbeleavable
08-20-2011, 07:38 AM
Could I ask ...... How much may this house have sold for before the " crash " ? ... And how do the Taxes work generally in the Country ? Does it differ a lot from State to State ? How much tax would you pay on this one ? and how do they come to this figure ?
Too many questions Sorry ..but trying to understand your market compared with Ours .:O
I would say the base price would have been in the $230's plus options & land. My tax rate for this area is .8%, so I round up to 1% of the sales price divide by 12 months gives you the monthly. No city tax here but there are ares in Atlanta where you would have to pay city as well.
jennsweet
08-20-2011, 12:07 PM
^^ You crack me up.
I disagree completely. Licking it off me after you put it there and then kissing me so that it's all over my face and I then get to lick it off is one of the hottest fucking things ever.
you've had guys do that? any guy i've been with is freeked out by his own mess
sananeko
08-20-2011, 12:09 PM
A few hours til a meeting.. and I can't seem to get rid of this damn headache..
unbeleavable
08-20-2011, 12:20 PM
I just went toe to toe with a Indian in negotiations...12 round fight & I won!
_Avery_
08-20-2011, 12:59 PM
Wonder how this hair would look red...omg...I gotta stop..I'll keep it like this until Wednesday...I might have to cut it..20inches seems too long....
Spinnerette
08-20-2011, 01:22 PM
I just went toe to toe with a Indian in negotiations...12 round fight & I won!
This tickled me and I am compelled to congratulate you! :biggrin:
JayATee
08-20-2011, 05:18 PM
you've had guys do that? any guy i've been with is freeked out by his own mess
Hellz yah! Like I said, hot as hell. But in my experience the guys who won't do it would love to try certain things, but are too scared (either that it makes them somehow gay, or of what the woman they're with will think) to bring it up or agree to it unless they're with someone who they know won't think they're a freak. Or is just as much a freak as they really are. May take some time to have a relationship like this. I've never had it with anyone I wasn't serious with.
Mindy Bares All
08-20-2011, 05:20 PM
My next tattoos. :)
JayATee
08-20-2011, 05:33 PM
"you're shitting all over my life" ??? Because I left my work bags on the couch?? "fuck you" ?????
I've gotten about 6 hours of sleep in the last 3 days and I'm breaking down right now. I just want to curl up in bed and cry but I don't even have time to do that. So I guess crying on Bart will have to suffice. :(
Aww honey!!! Deep breath. Sending :hug:s and good vibes your way!!
Jessie_tinydancer
08-20-2011, 08:26 PM
The more I learn about the world sometimes I wish Id stayed in my little town and kept the blinders on... but then again maybe not...
ArmySGT.
08-20-2011, 09:56 PM
Thunder, Lightning, and Rain! Oh My!
JayATee
08-20-2011, 10:31 PM
Thunder, Lightning, and Rain! Oh My!
I'm jealous!
The cat just shit in the litter box. A particularly nasty smell is now emanating from my kitchen. I am not allowed to go near the litter box and he can't scoop it because he's still out at the fucking bar. The bar I thought we'd be going to together but that apparently wasn't the case so I got all done up (with perfect make-up btw!) for nothing. FML.
ArmySGT.
08-20-2011, 11:02 PM
I'm jealous!
The cat just shit in the litter box. A particularly nasty smell is now emanating from my kitchen. I am not alowed to go near the litter box and he can't scoop it because he's still out at the fucking bar. The bar I thought we'd be going to together but that apparently wasn't the case so I got all done up (with perfect make-up btw!) for nothing. FML.
Be right over. I have peanut butter cups in the freezer.
JayATee
08-20-2011, 11:04 PM
Be right over. I have peanut butter cups in the freezer.
You are a tease! ;)
sammii
08-21-2011, 03:52 AM
Am I the only person who thinks MAC is overhyped? I've watched a few "makeup collection" videos on Youtube, mainly to see how people store their makeup and I noticed a lot of the girls are like "this is my drugstore drawer," "this is my high-end lipstick/blush/etc drawer" and "this is my MAC drawer." People act like it's a holy grail to makeup. I like MAC, but I would rather spend my money on other brands ... well, except when MAC comes out with a new collection; then I always have to buy a few things.
If I spend a lot of money on makeup, it's going to be mainly NARS and Dior.
chanzep
08-21-2011, 08:38 AM
1 good night and 1 ok night and im pissed!, I need to do something normal a few days a week i think this job is driving me mad.
JayATee
08-21-2011, 08:43 AM
I love MAC but I don't give it it's own seperate drawer. Lol.
I spent too much money at the fair yesterday. And I'm losing a day of work this week. Not a happy camper. :(
Almost Jaded
08-21-2011, 11:38 AM
Life goes in cycles. I am in the middle of an "oh shit" cycle right now. Didn't see it coming and wasn't ready. Hold on... *sigh*
GF is acting 10 different kinds of cray right now and nobody can make heads or tails of it. MM & I, all our friends - nobody seems to know what her issues are. And talking to her is... Difficult.
Major car problems. No problem - time for a new one anyway. Wait - what do you mean the workers comp checks I've been receiving for the last 18 months don't count as verifiable income?! Great - my credit is the best it's been in over a decade and I can't get a car loan. Bought another cheapo to supplement the existing beater so we have backup. Now I have to fix 2 cars every other week.
MM's been having weird cycles. 3 pregnancy tests came back negative. Couple weeks later, she takes another one because she's feeling weird. Just now, like 5 minutes ago. This one did not come back negative.
Oh boy...
obscurity
08-21-2011, 12:51 PM
Am I the only person who thinks MAC is overhyped? I've watched a few "makeup collection" videos on Youtube, mainly to see how people store their makeup and I noticed a lot of the girls are like "this is my drugstore drawer," "this is my high-end lipstick/blush/etc drawer" and "this is my MAC drawer." People act like it's a holy grail to makeup. I like MAC, but I would rather spend my money on other brands ... well, except when MAC comes out with a new collection; then I always have to buy a few things.
If I spend a lot of money on makeup, it's going to be mainly NARS and Dior.
^^^^ exactly!!!! who made MAC what it is known as........the holy grail of makeup????????? all the drag queens???? cuz some how....the hype is so strong that it over powers the fact that it's just exp makeup....it doesn't exceed other high end makeups that are cheaper...
_Avery_
08-21-2011, 12:51 PM
Kinda wanna play around with a girl right now....sounds hot.
obscurity
08-21-2011, 12:55 PM
I love MAC but I don't give it it's own seperate drawer. Lol.
I spent too much money at the fair yesterday. And I'm losing a day of work this week. Not a happy camper. :(
did you eat all the junk they have there? like fried fried double fried snickers....lololololol. do you go for the food...or to watch all the train wrecks??? i'm missing the fair right now cuz im in ga...erie county fair is always a good time lol. why the lost day??
obscurity
08-21-2011, 12:59 PM
Life goes in cycles. I am in the middle of an "oh shit" cycle right now. Didn't see it coming and wasn't ready. Hold on... *sigh*
GF is acting 10 different kinds of cray right now and nobody can make heads or tails of it. MM & I, all our friends - nobody seems to know what her issues are. And talking to her is... Difficult.
Major car problems. No problem - time for a new one anyway. Wait - what do you mean the workers comp checks I've been receiving for the last 18 months don't count as verifiable income?! Great - my credit is the best it's been in over a decade and I can't get a car loan. Bought another cheapo to supplement the existing beater so we have backup. Now I have to fix 2 cars every other week.
MM's been having weird cycles. 3 pregnancy tests came back negative. Couple weeks later, she takes another one because she's feeling weird. Just now, like 5 minutes ago. This one did not come back negative.
Oh boy...
why do you choose to have the gf live with you...thats bad news bears! so you guys never used protection/bc...so obv you're prepared for this possibility right? how do you feel about all of this? best of luck!!!!!
JayATee
08-21-2011, 01:40 PM
did you eat all the junk they have there? like fried fried double fried snickers....lololololol. do you go for the food...or to watch all the train wrecks??? i'm missing the fair right now cuz im in ga...erie county fair is always a good time lol. why the lost day??
LoL no, I am trying to watch what I eat still. I did get my fav ice cream however (flavour burst I <3 you lol). Plus I bought my sis and me a candy apple each to eat during true blood tonight (since I can't have my customary glass of Vampire Wine).
I'm losing a day of work bc the cook at the restaurant I work at on Mondays is having a tooth pulled and doesn't think he'll be able to work. I could open the bar only, but it's just not worth it. But, in truth, we are moving into our new place in 2 wks and I'm not even remotely ready. I have nothing packed.
AJ, I wish you and MM all the best. It's not an easy road regardless. I hope that whatever you decide to do makes you both happy.
sammii
08-21-2011, 02:54 PM
I am much more impressed with illamasqua's pigment. A lot of people go to MAC just because of the strong pigments, but it's really not the most colorful brand. whatever.
I love Illamasqua pigments!! The packaging is much less messy than MAC too. I so wish they sold it at the Sephora near me.
^^^^ exactly!!!! who made MAC what it is known as........the holy grail of makeup????????? all the drag queens???? cuz some how....the hype is so strong that it over powers the fact that it's just exp makeup....it doesn't exceed other high end makeups that are cheaper...
Haha, I don't know. I just got some MAC pigments recently and I don't like them much. I was going to try to sell them but they're just sample sized pigments so I'll probably just try to use them up, since I don't like wasting makeup.
sananeko
08-21-2011, 03:06 PM
I am so hoping to see that guy next month.. He may be alittle older but well built, good hands, and a kilt.. yummy.