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_Avery_
09-04-2011, 02:58 PM
So I gave him a BJ while he played Madden.
Then I got up and did all the laundry.
I'm a good wife.

4everresolutions
09-04-2011, 06:17 PM
I am at a weird place with my back injury right now where it's more painful to lay down than to sit or stand (which aren't exactly comfortable). When I try to sleep, I can't find a position that doesn't hurt, and when I wake up I'm in agony for a couple of hours until I can stretch it out and get moving a bit. What. The. Fuck. I just want some sleep!!! :mad:

Dude, I feel you. I'm in a similar situation where it's just AGONY to sit up straight. Or even lean aganist pillows at like a 60 degree angle. I have to be either laying completely flat of standing. And I can't sleep either, at least not on my own. I take a vicoden for pain, pass our for 2 hours, wake up in pain again as soon as the drowsey effects of the pill wears off.

I haven't been on SW posting much because I can't sit up to reach the keyboard. Turning into a true lurker.

Hope your back gets some relief soon.

shasta
09-04-2011, 07:00 PM
Worst. Night. Ever.

First night in a new club since mine burnt down. Barely over $100 after all the ridiculous Deja Vu fees. Horrible crowd- super young, drunk, wannabe-ghetto, broke losers looking for a date. Never have I had to try that hard to get dances, it was fucking disgusting. Extras girls and drugs everywhere. FUUUUUCK.

Didn't eat enough before my shift, was there for almost 10 hours (including my audition), got dehydrated since apparently I have to pay for a fucking bottle of water (and there was no housemom or anything in the DR that would have such thigns. WTF?). Standing in line after my shift and things start to go fuzzy and I hear buzzing. Turn to my friend to tell her I was going in the DR to sit down and then shit goes black. I wake up on the floor with a cool towel on my head and people asking me if I'm okay. I passed out, smacked my chin and head on the marble counter and now I am bruised and feel horrible. And I'm sure all my new coworkers think I'm on some kind of drugs or something...

After all that I go to the parking lot, my car battery had died so I have to get jumped. Then I get lost on my way home, get pulled over and start crying in front of the cop. Thankfully he just gave me directions and let me go. And then I stopped at the world's worst Tim Hortons and waited for my food for 20 fucking minutes, and they fucked my order up.

I miss my old club.

That sounds horrible! I wouldn't trust a Tim Hortons outside of Canada.

I once got a concussion at work (high end club). Thankfully it wasn't my first night and the housemom dressed me and my boyfriend was able to pick me up before I puked.

Arianna419
09-04-2011, 07:25 PM
Tim Horton's around here aren't usually that bad. At the end of a crappy night I just wanted a coffee and to surprise my 4 year old with a doughnut treat for breakfast. And they managed to screw that up. Although, it did remind me of (one of) the reason I don't eat fast food.

ArmySGT.
09-04-2011, 08:26 PM
Sometimes my co-workers here in the civilian world can be astoundingly dumb.

Ok we all work from two or shared folders. One is on the desktop of my workstation and another is on a shared machine.

Recently a position was deleted and on weekends to cover down everyone works in another part of the building.

So to recap during the week my office is the focal point and the shift supervisors work there. There are more drones during the week. The weekend one less on staff now. My office is then closed and workstations are turned off to conserve electricity.

For a month now I am getting complaints that I am not doing things right, and the desk top short cuts won't work.

I work M-F, but since I was going to be in the area I brought my work thumb drive and stopped in to see the problem first hand.

So yeah the short cuts don't work. I am baffled the same exact short cuts work during the week. Trying one essentially locks up the machine for a minute until you get an error code. I re-install the short cuts twice re-booting each time. No Joy.

Then my co-worker casually mentions that working here is ok, but restarting the workstations in the main office it can take twenty minutes for the remote monitoring to acquire everything.

Me = What!.

Of course the short cut to a file in a shared desktop file doesn't work if that PC is turned off.

Dazed expression is returned. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

whirlerz
09-05-2011, 01:29 AM
Hi Sargey-wargy!! Hahaha^! How's your weather, you mentioned some heavy rain earlier..*was anticpating a large hilarious pic*:)

Davey17
09-05-2011, 04:37 AM
so if theres bitches in the dressing room complaining REALLY LOUDLY 'like omg im so bloated feel so fat today look at all my back fat ah its terrible do i look really fat'?
why do they get upset when i just agree with them? i dont care an i think its a pathetic ploy to make me go 'oh no youre so skinny are u crazy i wish i had your smoking body but IM FAT'

maybe they wanted to challenge me to a self-loathing contest.

.dilligaf.

Anouk ..........Im with you ..Lol lol , thats for sure !

But your complaint sounds exactly like that of a Guy ..ha ha .:D

silk55
09-05-2011, 05:27 AM
rehab wonabe pool party in CT!? $1k for a table at a CT casino in the middle of no where!? really!? it's freaking Connecticut not Vegas!??!!? Anyways at least it was a good time... :D

anouk.oui
09-05-2011, 05:40 AM
oh no only one tru blood episode left!!
D:

actually thats prob a good thing i might stop procrastinating before my essays are due

anouk.oui
09-05-2011, 05:56 AM
back to school in 10 hours. le sigh.

i had a very fulfilling /charging/calming weekend [apart from the fight with the SO]

and i really want to maintain that positivity for more than half a day tomorrow. i might have to buy myself flowers and write self-love quotes on the mirror in lipstick.

who else needs to resort to being this pathetic just to get out of bed in the morning???

Kisca
09-05-2011, 10:41 AM
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_Avery_
09-05-2011, 12:41 PM
Monday night.
Let's hope I can somehow pull at least $100 outta the club...have a feeling it's gonna be dead.

and I'm driving tonight, so I can't drink. Gonna be boring. :(

Almost Jaded
09-05-2011, 12:42 PM
And now, back to your regularly scheduled thread.

Just got a booty call from a girl that I'm having trouble sorting out. There's real, there's lies, and there's stripper shit (SS) - which is lies, but different, lol.

I spent money on her. She said she wanted to hook up with us that night, but the club filled up fast and she stayed to make money (no problem there, lol). I figured she was playing me anyway especially when she bailed the following day to hang out with a "guy friend".

BUT - she called the next day, came home with us which ended up being just me 'cuz MM was too tired, but much fun was had. It is made clear on both sides that the rampant fucking we expect to ensue from here out is separate from anything that may or may not be spent ITC. Next day, she wants to know if I'll come see her ITC but I'm busy - and the calls stop. So now I'm thinking that the sex was a fringe benefit to her and she just wants me to spend. No biggie, but I wouldn't have fucked her knowing that - oh well.

But then we run into her last night and she wants to play some more. Says she's been thinking about me/us all week but was too shy to keep calling. Flakes out last night - not a surprise given the details really - BUT calls me as soon as she wakes up today. Says she's glad MM cleared up the whole it's okay to call me anytime thing now she won't be so shy.

I will take it or leave it and enjoy it for whatever it becomes - but I wish she was easier to read, lol. The way she acts is exactly how a very open minded and sexually expressive girl who is interested in a FWB would act - which is also exactly how a stripper trying to land a new fish would act. If she's willing to use sex to make me spend, I am not interested. If she wants to fuck OTC and is okay whether I'm spending or not - game on.

Wow - that got long, lol...

Fawn
09-05-2011, 03:10 PM
Because everyone should have a little Zeppelin in their day today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDJRCO5kTuM

firemaiden04
09-05-2011, 04:10 PM
My husband just left for basic training for the USAF, so he's going to be gone for over two months. Then he goes on to tech school, and who knows how long that will take. I think it just hit me that he's going to be gone :(

firemaiden04
09-05-2011, 04:18 PM
Seriously, can we please, please, PLEASE drop the personal drama on here?

Djoser
09-05-2011, 04:26 PM
Seriously, can we please, please, PLEASE drop the personal drama on here?

Thank you.

Unfortunately, it got so bad I am temporarily closing this thread. Don't worry, it'll be open again in a few hours.

In the meantime, I'd like to point out that if you get a nasty PM, there is a little flag symbol on the upper right hand corner. Report it. Do not post it here for all to see. I would also like to point out that PMs are not to be used to call people nasty names, etc.

Peace, everyone. Be cool...

AngelKing
09-05-2011, 07:10 PM
And now, back to your regularly scheduled thread.

Just got a booty call from a girl that I'm having trouble sorting out. There's real, there's lies, and there's stripper shit (SS) - which is lies, but different, lol.

I spent money on her. She said she wanted to hook up with us that night, but the club filled up fast and she stayed to make money (no problem there, lol). I figured she was playing me anyway especially when she bailed the following day to hang out with a "guy friend".

BUT - she called the next day, came home with us which ended up being just me 'cuz MM was too tired, but much fun was had. It is made clear on both sides that the rampant fucking we expect to ensue from here out is separate from anything that may or may not be spent ITC. Next day, she wants to know if I'll come see her ITC but I'm busy - and the calls stop. So now I'm thinking that the sex was a fringe benefit to her and she just wants me to spend. No biggie, but I wouldn't have fucked her knowing that - oh well.

But then we run into her last night and she wants to play some more. Says she's been thinking about me/us all week but was too shy to keep calling. Flakes out last night - not a surprise given the details really - BUT calls me as soon as she wakes up today. Says she's glad MM cleared up the whole it's okay to call me anytime thing now she won't be so shy.

I will take it or leave it and enjoy it for whatever it becomes - but I wish she was easier to read, lol. The way she acts is exactly how a very open minded and sexually expressive girl who is interested in a FWB would act - which is also exactly how a stripper trying to land a new fish would act. If she's willing to use sex to make me spend, I am not interested. If she wants to fuck OTC and is okay whether I'm spending or not - game on.

Wow - that got long, lol...

You need your own reality show!

4everresolutions
09-05-2011, 07:34 PM
I think I just sold all my furniture! At least - all the big stuff! YAY!

ArmySGT.
09-05-2011, 08:40 PM
Two odd thoughts crossed my mind.

For a Stripper forum there is no where near the nakedness one thinks (dreams) they will see...

Secondly.

Blondes. The look has become so generic that in ten years women will choose a mask to go with the peroxide to so society does not stigmatize them for being different.

Yes, odd.

princessjas
09-05-2011, 08:54 PM
Come chat everyone!!!

Natalllia
09-06-2011, 07:52 AM
I had ANOTHER dream last night about being pregnant. I have never been preggo in real life, but I go through phases where I'll have dreams about being pregnant or being a mom every night for weeks at a time. This has been going on since I was 15.

The one before last was unusually nice - I found out I had 4 kids I didn't know I had (it was a very weird dream - apparently a former girlfriend had gotten pregnant BY ME and didn't tell me. Four times. We were the first to discover that two women can have babies together without the help of a lab or a sperm donor). Anyway, the kids were great and they loved me and I was an awesome mom.

But last night was about getting pregnant but then losing the baby because I did too many drugs the night she was concieved. I don't even do drugs anymore!! This is how they usually are - I'm pregnant, and either I'm dying or the baby is, or both. It's so unnerving - I can't shake the guilt and greif for hours after I wake up. Why is my brain so fucked up? I don't want to go through this every time I close my eyes.

sananeko
09-06-2011, 11:01 AM
I am so getting a waist corset from this woman I met yesterday. I was in so much pain til she put it on me and I been happy even after I got it off. It was nice of her to let me use it while I worked.

Kellydancer
09-06-2011, 11:40 AM
I had ANOTHER dream last night about being pregnant. I have never been preggo in real life, but I go through phases where I'll have dreams about being pregnant or being a mom every night for weeks at a time. This has been going on since I was 15.

The one before last was unusually nice - I found out I had 4 kids I didn't know I had (it was a very weird dream - apparently a former girlfriend had gotten pregnant BY ME and didn't tell me. Four times. We were the first to discover that two women can have babies together without the help of a lab or a sperm donor). Anyway, the kids were great and they loved me and I was an awesome mom.

But last night was about getting pregnant but then losing the baby because I did too many drugs the night she was concieved. I don't even do drugs anymore!! This is how they usually are - I'm pregnant, and either I'm dying or the baby is, or both. It's so unnerving - I can't shake the guilt and greif for hours after I wake up. Why is my brain so fucked up? I don't want to go through this every time I close my eyes.

Last year when I thought I was going to be with my ex I had pregnant/giving birth dreams almost every night. In one dream I could actually see the birthing room and when I Googled the hospital I found out the birthing room was EXACTLY like my dream and I had never been there (never went to the hospital either). Another dream I had was I was in labor in the hospital and crying because I couldn't find him. He showed up as I was going into the birthing room. I woke up tear stained. Oddly, since I have given up on being with him these dreams have for the most part have stopped, except the every so often dream where I am having a baby with a man I married who I despise.


My most recurrent dreams are oddly drive-ins. No idea why but since I was small I'd have a variation at least once a week.

Mindy Bares All
09-06-2011, 12:11 PM
Ugh. What do I do? What do I say?

_Avery_
09-06-2011, 12:29 PM
Some of my Q&A's are up on the Discovery Fit and Health site...even a few screen shots...so cool, AND WEIRD!!
Still no video clips yet. Thinking after this Thursday's shows air, then I'll finally get a preview...omgggg...nervoussss! :D

Kellydancer
09-06-2011, 12:35 PM
Avery, I was nosy so I went to that site. I think this comment is one of the nicest I've ever read: "Oh, that’s never a problem. My kids will ALWAYS come first. They’re the most important thing in my life, so whatever they need, they get. Seeing them happy IS my need.". I've always thought you were cool, and this just proved it.

Mindy Bares All
09-06-2011, 12:51 PM
Some of my Q&A's are up on the Discovery Fit and Health site...even a few screen shots...so cool, AND WEIRD!!
Still no video clips yet. Thinking after this Thursday's shows air, then I'll finally get a preview...omgggg...nervoussss! :D

http://health.howstuffworks.com/tv/im-pregnant-and-q-and-a1.htm

I can't find you! Maybe I'm not looking in the right place....?

_Avery_
09-06-2011, 02:19 PM
I can't find you! Maybe I'm not looking in the right place....?

I answered all 9 questions, but only 2 of my pics are up




and then the outside of the club I worked at. :P



(back when I had brown hair and it was longer...)
(then after Kane was born, I bleached it )
Had to wear a wig for a few questions because they wanted the questions to look like BEFORE I had Kane..lol

_Avery_
09-06-2011, 02:21 PM
Avery, I was nosy so I went to that site. I think this comment is one of the nicest I've ever read: "Oh, that’s never a problem. My kids will ALWAYS come first. They’re the most important thing in my life, so whatever they need, they get. Seeing them happy IS my need.". I've always thought you were cool, and this just proved it.

and thank you so much. <3
I'm still realllly nervous as to how I'm gonna look on TV, but I'm glad that the show just tells the true story of the people. No crazy editing to make me look like a crazy ass stripper..lol

I can do that on my own. :P lol

Natalllia
09-06-2011, 02:26 PM
Some of my Q&A's are up on the Discovery Fit and Health site...even a few screen shots...so cool, AND WEIRD!!
Still no video clips yet. Thinking after this Thursday's shows air, then I'll finally get a preview...omgggg...nervoussss! :D

http://health.howstuffworks.com/tv/im-pregnant-and-q-and-a1.htm

I'm interested to see the show!
I went to the site - did you have dark hair when they were filming? I thought it was you in some photos, but wasn't sure.

edit: nevermind, already answered :)

Bennu
09-06-2011, 02:51 PM
Some of my Q&A's are up on the Discovery Fit and Health site...even a few screen shots...so cool, AND WEIRD!!
Still no video clips yet. Thinking after this Thursday's shows air, then I'll finally get a preview...omgggg...nervoussss! :D

http://health.howstuffworks.com/tv/im-pregnant-and-q-and-a1.htm

Loved that you stayed true to yourself, and kept it real. :) ....the show's gunna be so awesome! Can't wait to watch it now.

Arianna419
09-06-2011, 02:55 PM
Some of my Q&A's are up on the Discovery Fit and Health site...even a few screen shots...so cool, AND WEIRD!!
Still no video clips yet. Thinking after this Thursday's shows air, then I'll finally get a preview...omgggg...nervoussss! :D

http://health.howstuffworks.com/tv/im-pregnant-and-q-and-a1.htm

Your answers to the questions were really good. You came off as really smart and articulate. I'm glad they picked someone who will actually make dancers look like people on TV and not just a stereotype. And if you get negative comments, fuck it. Everyone on here adores you.

cocokittykat
09-06-2011, 03:24 PM
Well I just fucked him into a coma... now what?! lol

silk55
09-06-2011, 03:42 PM
Well I just fucked him into a coma... now what?! lol

time for ice cream lol}:D

DesuvsDeath
09-06-2011, 07:42 PM
Dear world: Please stop telling me I look like Carrie Anne Moss... she's really not that pretty and I've got enough issues with the size of my nose without you comparing me to the chick with the biggest nose in Hollywood.
Edit* and also: I don't look anything like her.

aussiebelle
09-06-2011, 07:46 PM
^ I had to google her to see who she is but I think she's pretty

lopaw
09-06-2011, 08:03 PM
... she's really not that pretty and I've got enough issues with the size of my nose without you comparing me to the chick with the biggest nose in Hollywood.

I respectfully beg to differ......yowza!

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/carrie-anne-moss/pictures/carrie-anne-moss-picture-3.jpg

ArmySGT.
09-06-2011, 08:09 PM
Not a mustache.

THE MUSTACHE!



would have been 65 today!

ArmySGT.
09-06-2011, 08:15 PM
Yeah thats just awful right. I mean the chick from the Matrix ........ (Tongue in cheek).

Biography for
Carrie-Anne Moss More at IMDbPro »
Date of Birth
21 August 1967, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Height
5' 8½" (1.74 m)

Mini Biography

Carrie-Anne Moss grew up in Vancouver, British Columbia as youngest of two children. At the age of 20 she moved to Europe to pursue a career in modeling. In Spain she managed to get a regular role in the TV show "Dark Justice" (1991), which was produced in Barcelona for the 1st season, and followed it to the shooting locations in Los Angeles the next year. Later she appeared in numerous commercials and in the play "Outward Bound" at the Hudson Theater in Los Angeles.
IMDb Mini Biography By: Tom Zoerner <[email protected]>

Spouse
Steven Roy (November 1999 - present) 3 children

Trivia

Attended high school with Gil Bellows.

Her husband, Steven Roy, is an actor.

Was a character in a television show also named "Matrix" (1993).

Has starred with each of the three main actors from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994) in separate films: Hugo Weaving in The Matrix (1999), Guy Pearce in Memento (2000) and Terence Stamp in Red Planet (2000).

Recommended Joe Pantoliano for Memento (2000)

Was named after The Hollies' 1967 song "Carrie Anne", which was on the charts when she was born.

Gave birth to her first child, a son Owen, in September 2003.

Appeared in three movies with Joe Pantoliano within the space of two years: The Matrix (1999), New Blood (2000) and Memento (2000).

Favourite drink is coffee (lots of cream, but no sugar)

Best friend is actress Maria Bello.

Meredith Brooks is a close friend

She's godmother of Maria Bello's son Jack

Maria Bello is the godmother of her first son

Her second child and second son was born in November 2005.

She has two sons. Her eldest son is called Owen. She has never released the name of her second son.

Toured Europe with her high school choir.

Has been good friends with Jada Pinkett Smith since the filming of The Matrix Reloaded (2003) and The Matrix Revolutions (2003).

Daughter of Barbara Moss.

Has an older brother named Brooke Moss.

Graduated from Magee Secondary School in Vancouver, B.C., Canada.

Graduate of The American Academy of Dramatic Arts 1988.

Gave birth to her third child, a girl, in June 2009.

Is a vegan.

Considered for the role of Melissa Robinson in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994).

Personal Quotes

"After The Matrix (1999), I cannot wear sunglasses. As soon as I put them on, people recognize me".

I think dreams are important to inspire us to get out of bed every morning.

A sex scene is much harder than a fight scene. It's one thing to say, 'Kick higher,' but 'Kiss harder' - that's just crazy.

Almost Jaded
09-06-2011, 08:23 PM
Things worked out with the confusing chick, and she's a little bit awesome.

The rest of my life is getting to be more and more of a PITA. This too, will pass... I FUCKING HOPE.

And Angel - we have actually turned down a couple of offers, lol.

lestat1
09-06-2011, 09:02 PM
I think 10% of the population is having 90% of the sex. So where the hell do the 90% keep spawning from?

ArmySGT.
09-06-2011, 09:15 PM
I think 10% of the population is having 90% of the sex. So where the hell do the 90% keep spawning from?

The Reason. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRjmyJFzrU&feature=related)

Mindy Bares All
09-06-2011, 09:50 PM
I respectfully beg to differ......yowza!

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/carrie-anne-moss/pictures/carrie-anne-moss-picture-3.jpg

What the hell is supposed to be wrong with her nose? Her nose is TINY compared to mine. >:(

J.D.
09-06-2011, 10:03 PM
Her nose looks a little Michael Jackson-ish.

At least you don't get told you look like Barbara Streisand and Sarah Jessica Parker! :(

DesuvsDeath
09-06-2011, 10:05 PM
What the hell is supposed to be wrong with her nose? Her nose is TINY compared to mine. >:(
Ah. No offense meant!!
From the front it totally tricks you, she turns to a 3/4th angle... It's like "Woah, where the hell did that come from!?"
And you have an infinitely nicer nose than she does.

Eh. Idk. It bugs me EXTRA since my nose looks the worst at that same angle, so it's like... being told you look like someone who has the same flaw is just reinforcing that you're correct in thinking something looks bad.


At least you don't get told you look like Barbara Streisand and Sarah Jessica Parker!
Haha! Good point!
Luckily it's like "Eh, I guess it could be a little smaller" big and not, like, big enough for those comparisons!

Jessie_tinydancer
09-06-2011, 10:57 PM
^ whoa whoa you waaaaaay hotter than her

SupaByoch
09-07-2011, 01:40 AM
At grocery store earlier, some dude in cheese aisle saw me pick up some goat cheese and said "GOAT cheese???" then started laughing derisively.

Ya dumbass. Goat cheese. You lose at the pick-up-chics-in-grocery-store game. Moron.

LOL

Jessie_tinydancer
09-07-2011, 03:18 AM
I wanna be skinny again dammit!!

Like real skinny.. the kind guys don't like

Discuntent
09-07-2011, 06:05 AM
I've got the whole house to myself on a rainy day. Listening to Amy Winehouse and cooking my breakfast ass naked! :D