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aussiebelle
09-07-2011, 07:06 AM
I wanna be skinny again dammit!!

Like real skinny.. the kind guys don't like

I love the feeling of being too skinny.

Natalllia
09-07-2011, 09:29 AM
At grocery store earlier, some dude in cheese aisle saw me pick up some goat cheese and said "GOAT cheese???" then started laughing derisively.

Ya dumbass. Goat cheese. You lose at the pick-up-chics-in-grocery-store game. Moron.

LOL

That guy is obviously better than you because his cheese comes in indivually wrapped slices. Fancy!!::)

Mmmmmm, I frickin LOVE goat cheese. I want some now.

kaiarose
09-07-2011, 10:28 AM
Why can't people answer threads/posts with less than 1000 fucking words!!!!!! Enough with the goddamn novels!! (No one in this thread ;) )

Kellydancer
09-07-2011, 10:57 AM
Why can't people answer threads/posts with less than 1000 fucking words!!!!!! Enough with the goddamn novels!! (No one in this thread ;) )

I do that sometimes. It's the writer in me that wants to explain things in depth.

lestat1
09-07-2011, 11:10 AM
Why can't people answer threads/posts with less than 1000 fucking words!!!!!! Enough with the goddamn novels!! (No one in this thread ;) )


Excellent question! I think to really answer it, we have to go back to October 25th, 1415, where at the Battle of Agincourt, Henry V answered the question...

:D

4everresolutions
09-07-2011, 11:27 AM
Why can't people answer threads/posts with less than 1000 fucking words!!!!!! Enough with the goddamn novels!! (No one in this thread ;) )

I'm so guilty of this. I get off topic easily and ramble. Going to try working on shortening my explanations to things. More "too the point" and shiz. I should know better because I actually prefer to read shorter responses to questions. Need to follow that example....

;D

*Jade*Love
09-07-2011, 11:44 AM
Dear world: Please stop telling me I look like Carrie Anne Moss... she's really not that pretty and I've got enough issues with the size of my nose without you comparing me to the chick with the biggest nose in Hollywood.
Edit* and also: I don't look anything like her.

I just googled Carrie Anne Moss...... :O No, you do not look like her. A lot of people have told me I look like Jennifer Aniston. Wtf I'm not even white, lol.


Goat cheese is delicious!! My favorite is Purple Haze from Cypress Grove. Drizzle honey over it and sprinkle with a little maldon sea salt. Fucking amazing. I also love goat cheese crumbled in salad with apples and walnuts. Mmmmm

xeden
09-07-2011, 12:20 PM
I miss my ex. It makes me sad, but also makes me hate him.

Also, I wonder how good my coworker's eyesight is and if she can read the SW banner at the top of this page...

4everresolutions
09-07-2011, 12:41 PM
I miss my ex. It makes me sad, but also makes me hate him.

Also, I wonder how good my coworker's eyesight is and if she can read the SW banner at the top of this page...

If you're trying to peruse SW on the DL, try viewing it in Stealth Lite. Go to the bottom of the page on the left side and pick "Stelth Lite" from the drop down menu. Or the Mobile viewing works too. Takes our a lot of the images/avatars and large fonts. 8)


---

I love days like today. Comfy 14 degrees and overcast with all my windows open and a nice breeze blowing in. If only my back didn't feel so weak.

jpo1958
09-07-2011, 12:47 PM
when a dancer says could get into trouble are worried about the club, boss, or an undercover person?

and strange but nice when a dancer comes up and ask for my name and for a dance and i pass saying the other girl took my lap money and some get get mad
i tend to like ones that know me personally and i'm cool that dancer goes guy to guy because its a job just like any other and would love to hookup with few or even just the one

kaiarose
09-07-2011, 12:55 PM
It's log, log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's log, log! It's better than bad, it's good!

4everresolutions
09-07-2011, 01:03 PM
when a dancer says could get into trouble are worried about the club, boss, or an undercover person?

and strange but nice when a dancer comes up and ask for my name and for a dance and i pass saying the other girl took my lap money and some get get mad
i tend to like ones that know me personally and i'm cool that dancer goes guy to guy because its a job just like any other and would love to hookup with few or even just the one

I don't....know....what?

The first part - if a dancer has to say she's worried about getting into trouble with club, boss or undercover police, it's probably becasue you're trying to do soemthing that's no allowed.

Don't tell a dancer "someone else took my lap dance money"; because it sounds like an excuse to our ears. Just say "No thanks. I already had dances and am not interested in more.".

Good luck hooking up with a dancer dude. Go visit Customer Conversations. Lots of great advice in there....::)



It's log, log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's log, log! It's better than bad, it's good!

Ren and Stimpy?!?!!? :D

Spinnerette
09-07-2011, 01:20 PM
I think I'd be a sucky stage dancer because all the music that makes me feel sexy is down tempo (like trip hop).

...suppose I could make up for it with a lot of floor work and eye contact.

kaiarose
09-07-2011, 01:40 PM
Ren and Stimpy?!?!!? :D

Yes ma'am!!!

Almost Jaded
09-07-2011, 01:48 PM
happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy JOY JOY JOY!!!

I need to buy some trees. And I need to ship some car parts. And I overslept. Grr.

anouk.oui
09-07-2011, 02:04 PM
how do i get out of bed this morning... cant seem to bring myself to

sweetsam
09-07-2011, 02:21 PM
I fucking hate half the girls at my job. I hate fake ass bitches who talk shit! Grow the fuck up, if you think I did something wrong or I am not doing my job, just fucking say so! Then my ex I tell him I am annoyed at the girls at my job, and he's like why what happened, and I tell him they are just being fake and annoying, and then he starts to DEFEND THEM!!! Uggggggh!!! Seriously?!?! I NEVER do that shit to him!!!! When he tells me customers are saying he isn't doing his job, or his boss is talking shit about whatever, I don't get on his case, I ALWAYS defend him and try to make him feel better. But when it happens to me, he fucking defends my co-workers whom he doesn't even know!!!!!! Wtf?!?! That shit is so annoying!!! Seriously?? Go fuck yourself! Don't ask me why i am mad, if you want to defend some stupid ass bitches!!! I think this is the one problem I have faced since trying to work regular jobs AFTER camming! Is that I can't fucking take all the stupid little problems, and the back stabbing, and the shit talking, for fucking minimum wage practically. I wish real life had a fucking ban button! Seriously! I get along better with girls on HERE then I do at a real job. And mind you cam models we all our own competition, but at least I don't see a bunch of bitches on here!!!!!

Fuck real jobs! I would quit, but I am not going too! You don't like me, fucking fire me idiots!!! I don't get paid enough for high school drama!!!

DesuvsDeath
09-07-2011, 02:35 PM
Why can't people answer threads/posts with less than 1000 fucking words!!!!!! Enough with the goddamn novels!! (No one in this thread ;) )
I don't bother with 1000+ word answers.
Most people don't read them anyway.

ArmySGT.
09-07-2011, 03:55 PM
Excellent question! I think to really answer it, we have to go back to October 25th, 1415, where at the Battle of Agincourt, Henry V answered the question...

:D


The French reply was just awful; they slogged up hill through mud and arrows, still couldn't deliver that day. Cleaned the slate of the cream of french feudalism.

ArmySGT.
09-07-2011, 03:58 PM
when a dancer says could get into trouble are worried about the club, boss, or an undercover person?

and strange but nice when a dancer comes up and ask for my name and for a dance and i pass saying the other girl took my lap money and some get get mad
i tend to like ones that know me personally and i'm cool that dancer goes guy to guy because its a job just like any other and would love to hookup with few or even just the one

.,;'? Punctuation, try some. That is incomprehensible gibberish.

ArmySGT.
09-07-2011, 04:04 PM
It's log, log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's log, log! It's better than bad, it's good!

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs...
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!

sananeko
09-07-2011, 04:23 PM
At grocery store earlier, some dude in cheese aisle saw me pick up some goat cheese and said "GOAT cheese???" then started laughing derisively.

Ya dumbass. Goat cheese. You lose at the pick-up-chics-in-grocery-store game. Moron.

LOL
I had that happen to me before. I just stood there staring at him.. Not even moving abit.. I needed to creep out someone that day..

SupaByoch
09-07-2011, 04:54 PM
Yeeeehaawwwww!!!!

Natalllia
09-07-2011, 05:57 PM
Why can't people answer threads/posts with less than 1000 fucking words!!!!!! Enough with the goddamn novels!! (No one in this thread ;) )


I am sooo guilty of this. I'm sure about half my posts get skipped over because I get so long-winded.
It's something I'm working on.

princessjas
09-07-2011, 06:31 PM
K, boy is outta town working till Friday night or Saturday. So he will likely be working 15 hr days and will be recovering for a day or two. Tres sucky! At least we got to talk for a few hrs last night.

yoda57us
09-07-2011, 06:47 PM
^ I will be 60 in September. The transition from 20's to 30 bothered me. 40 and 50 NP as I was making a lot of money and pretty much ruled my home club due to my spending there. 60 is problematic in my mind.

FBR

I think you are being too hard on yourself FBR. At least I hope so since I'm only six years behind you!;)

Honestly, This is the best time of my life and I don't anticipate feeling any differently in few years. Now, I've never made what I would call "a lot" of money but I've always worked hard and done well. I can afford my only vice-beautiful women-so I'm a happy guy.

The older I get the more focused I am on what's important...and what's not

lopaw
09-07-2011, 07:11 PM
Oh great.

Now I've got "The Log" song in my head!

Argggghhh!


http://akpest.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/LOG-ren-and-stimpy-1552749-1280-1024-150x150.jpg

kaiarose
09-07-2011, 07:32 PM
^LOL, Sorry!!
This is the first time I've seen you post in this thread Lopaw! Welcome ;)

DesuvsDeath
09-07-2011, 08:15 PM
Toddlers & Tiaras is on.
Fuck yes. I love this fuckin show; it makes me laugh so hard.

*Jade*Love
09-07-2011, 08:33 PM
^ Did you see the toddler that walked out onstage dressed as Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman?! Black patent boots, blonde wig, cutout dress. They even had the music and a prop that was supposed to be a hotel door for her to walk through.

I died laughing.

DesuvsDeath
09-07-2011, 08:41 PM
^Bahahahahahaaaa. That's so hilarious. OMG.
Did they win 'most poorly chosen theme'?

*Jade*Love
09-07-2011, 08:54 PM
LOL Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse - a Dolly Parton costume complete with padded ass and bra underneath her pink dress. The judges and parents thought it was awesome and the rest of the little girls were looking at her all confused like "wtf is under her clothes?"

DesuvsDeath
09-07-2011, 09:03 PM
^I love the pageant dad's... when they do all the costumes and routines and stuff.
That's like... adorable x1,000,000!!!

4everresolutions
09-07-2011, 09:10 PM
LOL Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse - a Dolly Parton costume complete with padded ass and bra underneath her pink dress. The judges and parents thought it was awesome and the rest of the little girls were looking at her all confused like "wtf is under her clothes?"

/:O

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! For real? Holy shit that's funny. I gotta start watching the kiddy Pagenets again. Poor kids though.

DesuvsDeath
09-07-2011, 09:13 PM
Poor kids though.
Eff that. When I was 5 I would've loved getting a makeover and then dressing up and then putting on a show.

4everresolutions
09-07-2011, 09:24 PM
^ Will the remember that fun stuff though, or will they remember the feeling of anxiety they had when their mothers were screaming and freaking out at them for not blowing kisses to the judges properly?

I have to say though, it teaches those kids a lot about hard work and results from said work..

firemaiden04
09-07-2011, 09:36 PM
Eff that. When I was 5 I would've loved getting a makeover and then dressing up and then putting on a show.

I'm 24, and I still love getting a makeover and dressing up and putting on a show...granted, it's (hopefully) not the same kind of show a 5-year-old would put on, but still...

DesuvsDeath
09-07-2011, 09:41 PM
^ Will the remember that fun stuff though, or will they remember the feeling of anxiety they had when their mothers were screaming and freaking out at them for not blowing kisses to the judges properly?
I'm sure there are bad mothers sometimes... but I went to see my younger cousin a few times while I was out there and there was never any screaming or freaking out at kids. Mostly it was way-too-nice parent types begging their kids to listen.

lopaw
09-07-2011, 10:00 PM
^LOL, Sorry!!
This is the first time I've seen you post in this thread Lopaw! Welcome ;)


Why thanks, kaiarose!
I pop in from time to time with some irreverent observations and random inane tidbits that have no general meaning.
And I toss in an occasional picture to bemuse the masses ;D



http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv173/narduin37/indecision.png

sananeko
09-07-2011, 10:29 PM
Please go to bed... I'm a stripper.. not a nurse...

4everresolutions
09-08-2011, 12:58 AM
New push-up bra gives me a serious case of Bruce-Willis-Boob.

http://lulz.xerq.net/1107-JULY/000-1107-GIFS/5zMoOmItGU.gif

princessjas
09-08-2011, 01:09 AM
So boooored! Miss my man. Sleep much better if we at least get to talk before beddie bye. Nervous about my exam next Monday. Oddly hungry at 4 am.

Almost Jaded
09-08-2011, 01:32 AM
I am happy about my new trees. I bought lots of trees today.

There was more I wanted to post here, but now I can't remember it. Bad pain day today. Took more painkillers in the last 12 hours than in the last 2 weeks combined. At this moment, I can totally see why people get hooked on these things, lol. I am HIIIIIIIIIGGGHH...

anouk.oui
09-08-2011, 02:14 AM
im so totally ready to start my career now, have my car, luxury apartment, holiday house, studio and retail space. WHY oh WHY must college be another 2 years???

mediocrity
09-08-2011, 02:55 AM
My hair is longer now than It's been in three years. I severely underestimated how much work it is... and how much warmer it makes me.

Fuck you Seattle Indian summer.

anouk.oui
09-08-2011, 04:05 AM
mum response of the year

me: whyyyy is uni three years...
mum: stop whinging. you know what was three years when i was your age? you were! i wish i could've gone to university.

0_0

Jessie_tinydancer
09-08-2011, 04:06 AM
why is pumpkin soup so delicious? mmmmmm

jpo1958
09-08-2011, 09:14 AM
I've read that a guy has to sit away from the stage which to me sounds rediculous to that means he isn't interested if he sits away and if a guy says yes to dance after that then he is a hypocrite

I sit front row when my favorite comes on stage because the dancer is top priority and gets my time

love the pic of bruce willis at the bottom of this forum

Tdonuts
09-08-2011, 09:18 AM
wtf...seriously.
my business flooded out twice in two weeks. a foot of water in the building and 3 ft in the parking lot. 3 vehicles -totaled

Kellydancer
09-08-2011, 11:36 AM
I went on a second interview today for a job I really want. The salary is double, almost triple what I make currently. In fact it's close to what I made at my most profitable dancing years. Plus it's an upper management job. I really want this job and pray they were impressed enough to call me for a third interview. I am trying to calm down in the event I am rejected but am so nervous and excited.

I got a third interview! I get to meet with the head of the department and the head of HR. I am excited. I'm going to create a kickass presentation this weekend showing them my Flash, PhotoShop, ad Microsoft skills. Oh and I'm teaching myself Captivate so I'll show them I know it too!