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Pure
10-14-2011, 11:09 PM
I'm beautiful inside and out and I can captivate any man I set my mind to

Kellydancer
10-14-2011, 11:12 PM
This is what I mean about online dating. A guy just told me I was picky. What made me so picky apparently? Because I turned down a guy who is unemployed, on disability and welfare, doesn't have a high school diploma AND doesn't have a car. The reason he's unemployed is not because of the economy because he hasn't worked in 10 YEARS! His previous job apparently was dishwasher and he's 50!

Yeah I am picky because he sounds like a prince.

Speaking of this I got an email about searches I've had on my ex. Sadly, I discovered I started searching for him online in 2002. If I had contacted him then instead of being chicken things may have turned different. He then wouldn't have met the bitch who used him, and he never would have hurt me. Maybe we would be married. Instead we both face a lifetime alone. Oh well, I can't change the past and besides I love cats.

bklynbombshell
10-15-2011, 03:39 AM
Had a crazy recurring nightmare. It's not the reason that I'm up, but it is on my mind. Why someone is always out to get me in my dreams is beyond me.

anouk.oui
10-15-2011, 03:52 AM
So bored at work and sick of ego boosting a couple of rude assholes. Why are brains so scarce? Braaains... brains...

mattstriker
10-15-2011, 09:53 AM
I just spent the last 6 hours going over the security camera footage.I'm trying to help catch the four cowards that sexually assaulted some poor girl just outside my club.So far all I know for sure is that the victim wasn't one of my girls nor was she a custie.She is also strikingly beautiful as all the girls I work with are.It literally happened less then 20 minutes after the last show.The dancers were all outside waiting for cabs .Some even spoke to her as she passed by,head down ,walking quickly to her fate.Just one block from the club.The same distance some of the ones I love park their cars .BE CAREFULL NEVER WALK ALONE

Raider
10-15-2011, 10:03 AM
You have worked at the club for a year. In that time never approached me for a dance....never showed any appreciation for stage tips. Never said a word to me until last night when you approached with three of your friends and said ''Wanna buy our round of drinks?" You get an attitude when I said ''no'' ....give me the 'palm to the face' with your hand and a ''whatever'' comment. Really?? Why would I want to spend $40 on a round of drinks for you??? BITCH.

MistyRose
10-15-2011, 04:51 PM
Thank you, Arctic Monkeys. You feel so gooooooooooood in my ears.

chanzep
10-15-2011, 06:02 PM
curlin my wig

firemaiden04
10-15-2011, 06:41 PM
In the past several hours, a bunch of new pictures of several of my exes have been popping up on my facebook feed, and every time I see one I'm like, "Whooooo, I so dodged a bullet there!" I mean, my god. Were they always this ugly, or did they only get like that after we broke up?

Kellydancer
10-15-2011, 08:10 PM
In the past several hours, a bunch of new pictures of several of my exes have been popping up on my facebook feed, and every time I see one I'm like, "Whooooo, I so dodged a bullet there!" I mean, my god. Were they always this ugly, or did they only get like that after we broke up?

Nothing gives me greater pleasure than seeing exes who got ugly, especially the ones who broke up with me. Two who were especially nasty breaking up wise really got theirs. One is now blind and in a wheelchair and the other one is obese, premature grey and butugly (and looks older than 42). The first one I feel bad because I did wish bad things on but didn't expect that. The second guy awhile back I found out was a mod at a board I used to post at. He was still an asshole so as far as I'm concerned he got what he deserved. Plus his wife is pretty heinous too, a big fat heifer.

anouk.oui
10-16-2011, 04:46 AM
my boyfriend has trouble keeping up with my mood swings so he bought me a mood ring.
together, we discovered that when im calm, the ring turns green.
when im angry, it leaves a red imprint on his forehead.

:D

bklynbombshell
10-16-2011, 10:11 AM
I don't know why some people make such a huge fuss over their birthdays. And force everyone else to make it a big ass deal too, cus you could not pay me to give a fuck.

unbeleavable
10-16-2011, 10:55 AM
Hike up your skirt a little more for me....& show your world to me....a boys dream;)

Kellydancer
10-16-2011, 11:16 AM
Hi Unbeleavable! Haven't seen you in awhile.

unbeleavable
10-16-2011, 11:21 AM
Hi Unbeleavable! Haven't seen you in awhile.

A friendly face;) Life you know! The guy with the missed spelled name....

Kellydancer
10-16-2011, 11:26 AM
I know how life can be busy at times. Welcome back.

Discuntent
10-16-2011, 11:27 AM
Forgot how cold Boston can get, the men are just as frigid. :(

Snowsuits!

Trem
10-16-2011, 12:09 PM
Why am i so freaking tired, ugh.

firemaiden04
10-16-2011, 01:20 PM
I am putting off writing my paper on the Heian era for my History of Japan I class. It's due tomorrow and I haven't started yet. And I don't really feel like starting it, quite honestly.

maximvsv
10-16-2011, 05:34 PM
So bored at work and sick of ego boosting a couple of rude assholes. Why are brains so scarce? Braaains... brains...

I babysit a friend's year and a half old son. He's started biting my head when I prop him up on my shoulder. I already suggested to his mother that he be a zombie baby for halloween.

maximvsv
10-16-2011, 05:44 PM
I don't know why some people make such a huge fuss over their birthdays. And force everyone else to make it a big ass deal too, cus you could not pay me to give a fuck.

You could ask them to keep giving you $10 bills until you feel yourself giving a fuck. ?

Laurisa
10-16-2011, 06:38 PM
I am so tired but my mind won't let me go to sleep.

DominoDiva
10-16-2011, 07:49 PM
shnuggle bunny flump

DominoDiva
10-16-2011, 07:50 PM
I am so tired but my mind won't let me go to sleep.


this exactly lol xx

ArmySGT.
10-16-2011, 08:26 PM
Doesn't matter if you put them in the crockpot all day.


Do not use freezer burned vegetables. Pains me to buy something and throw it away though.

Damn thats awful soup anyway.

anouk.oui
10-16-2011, 09:29 PM
only a month left till holidays. i sincerely hope my sanity will last that long.

also diggin the new mexican day of the dead shop! <3 my lil el corazon tin board thingy

Sia
10-17-2011, 12:25 AM
I should really buy myself a pole.

DesuvsDeath
10-17-2011, 01:30 AM
In regard to a friend I keep bringing up obscure sexual practices with for no reason:

Him: So are you trying to scare her away
Me: No I'm just having fun at her expense while possibly sexually traumatizing her

anouk.oui
10-17-2011, 05:36 AM
entered last min modelling comp so i can be in a sexy alternative pvc shoot!
plz leave a comment to vote
http://www.tentaclethreads.bigcartel.com/product/wolfpack-leader
<33


ahh so horny still

Kellydancer
10-17-2011, 11:32 AM
Why do I keep torturing myself with online dating? Talk about a waste of time. And why is it that the attractive men don't seem to want relationships but the ugly, fat, repulsive men all want to get married? Of course I'm sure these men complain that only the ugly want to marry, but then again many are trying in leagues way above them, whereas I am not. If I was fat, ugly and repulsive I would date these men.

Someone sent me this about online dating and it's so true. I think I posted it before.

"Average body type": fat
"A few extra pounds": really fat
"Athletic": fat but thinks the fat is muscle

I really need to delete my profile. It's causing me additional drama I don't need.

silk55
10-17-2011, 12:01 PM
Why do I keep torturing myself with online dating? Talk about a waste of time. And why is it that the attractive men don't seem to want relationships but the ugly, fat, repulsive men all want to get married? Of course I'm sure these men complain that only the ugly want to marry, but then again many are trying in leagues way above them, whereas I am not. If I was fat, ugly and repulsive I would date these men.

Someone sent me this about online dating and it's so true. I think I posted it before.

"Average body type": fat
"A few extra pounds": really fat
"Athletic": fat but thinks the fat is muscle

I really need to delete my profile. It's causing me additional drama I don't need.

I think your profile might need to be reviewed;) lol. Be blunt in the profile. Say what's on your mind. At this point don't worry about hurting people's feelings.

Kellydancer
10-17-2011, 12:08 PM
When I posted that, I thought of you Silk (no I don't mean the ugly guys, lol I mean the trouble with online). I removed my photo because I was getting hundreds of the "you're hot" morons who didn't fit what I wanted. I just updated my profile to sound somewhat nasty because I am tired of some guys contacting me who obviously don't read my profile. I used to have a nice profile talking about what I liked hobby wise and what I was looking for yet so many didn't even fit the minimal requirements.

silk55
10-17-2011, 12:11 PM
When I posted that, I thought of you Silk (no I don't mean the ugly guys, lol I mean the trouble with online). I removed my photo because I was getting hundreds of the "you're hot" morons who didn't fit what I wanted. I just updated my profile to sound somewhat nasty because I am tired of some guys contacting me who obviously don't read my profile. I used to have a nice profile talking about what I liked hobby wise and what I was looking for yet so many didn't even fit the minimal requirements.

try match even though (i read some where) 60% of the dudes that are on there are hitched or have gf's lol. POF is just a whore house lol

Kellydancer
10-17-2011, 12:15 PM
try match even though (i read some where) 60% of the dudes that are on there are hitched or have gf's lol. POF is just a whore house lol

I tried Match and struck out on that one. I have the POF profile but don't get a lot of responses now. I have profiles on other free sites which is where these morons are coming from. I have a free profile on a Catholic dating site but mostly still getting divorced dads on that one and the single men often pass me by (I'm thinking because of my age). I just think for me online doesn't work.

silk55
10-17-2011, 12:24 PM
I tried Match and struck out on that one. I have the POF profile but don't get a lot of responses now. I have profiles on other free sites which is where these morons are coming from. I have a free profile on a Catholic dating site but mostly still getting divorced dads on that one and the single men often pass me by (I'm thinking because of my age). I just think for me online doesn't work.

play the game back and lie about your age and your back ground. Who know's it might work lol

Kellydancer
10-17-2011, 12:43 PM
play the game back and lie about your age and your back ground. Who know's it might work lol

I'm thinking of doing that. I look much younger than my age and outside of online I often get hit on by much younger men. These guys tend to be hot men and while most are too young and looking for something I am not, it's a compliment that they think I am their age.

bklynbombshell
10-17-2011, 03:11 PM
The fact that my boo thang told me he wouldn't mind me stripping made me a little joyous on the inside. We didn't really speak about it, but I'm thinking this is a conversation we can have tonight since I'm excited to start already. Just need to put the wheels in motion now...

Spinnerette
10-17-2011, 03:17 PM
My concept of what costs too much has drastically changed since I decided to do this industry thing full-time. $400 purse? Yes please.

DesuvsDeath
10-17-2011, 03:50 PM
Got mah sims into private school. Fuck yea. ;D

The Six
10-17-2011, 07:30 PM
The phrase is "hit or miss." (Their new album is hit or miss)

"Hit and miss" makes no sense.

The Six
10-17-2011, 10:39 PM
What is Charlyne Yi famous for, besides being on 2 seconds of Knocked Up and temporarily dating Cera to form Hollywood's ugliest and least powerful couple?

sammii
10-18-2011, 12:44 AM
I ate way too much today. I've been eating way too much everyday lately. I need a diffferent way to de-stress.

sananeko
10-18-2011, 01:50 AM
Well all my plants in and I still need to get another light.. right now its alright but I need to add another or I'm going to have stick plants.. not a pretty sight..

anouk.oui
10-18-2011, 02:00 AM
I tried Match and struck out on that one. I have the POF profile but don't get a lot of responses now. I have profiles on other free sites which is where these morons are coming from. I have a free profile on a Catholic dating site but mostly still getting divorced dads on that one and the single men often pass me by (I'm thinking because of my age). I just think for me online doesn't work.

i heard good things about eharmony.
eh, its still online dating but at least they have somekind of a screening process [i think??]

anouk.oui
10-18-2011, 02:41 AM
HAHAHA OMG on facebook grandma's profile says bisexual because she is interested in both men and women [friends]......... aaaaaahhahaha

CoolBreeze
10-18-2011, 08:01 AM
Country Apple Pie limited edition ice cream is friggin AWESOME!!

Kellydancer
10-18-2011, 11:30 AM
i heard good things about eharmony.
eh, its still online dating but at least they have somekind of a screening process [i think??]

I know it's more expensive but I do think it screens out those not looking for marriage. I did find a bunch of parodies of eHarmony from Mad Tv on YouTube and those are funny. I may try eHarmony though but I don't like how they choose people for you.

silk55
10-18-2011, 11:35 AM
I tried it. Didn't work out so well
http://files.sharenator.com/fail_eharmony_funny_pictures_eharmony_fail-s600x480-224299.jpg

Kellydancer
10-18-2011, 11:43 AM
You tried it? I've had a few friends who were rejected. One friend did it and hated how you couldn't look at anyone, only who matched up. She kept getting guys from other countries and guys with kids though she stated she didn't want them.

I love that graphic! I wonder how many guys get rejected for things like that.

silk55
10-18-2011, 11:52 AM
You tried it? I've had a few friends who were rejected. One friend did it and hated how you couldn't look at anyone, only who matched up. She kept getting guys from other countries and guys with kids though she stated she didn't want them.

I love that graphic! I wonder how many guys get rejected for things like that.
yea it's the biggest scam ever. all the matches ended up like across the country. all the chix looked busted too.