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The Jackal
12-31-2011, 08:27 PM
I just wanted to stop by and wish a happy new year to all my favorite exotic dancers.

fantasiarene
12-31-2011, 08:48 PM
I swear by the time this road trip ends I'm gonna kill the guy I date. This trip to Memphis has lasted almost 3 hours and WE'RE NOT EVEN THERE YET!!!! We were supposed to be there by 8. We live in North Little Rock and left around 6 instead. Grrr I'm gonna kill him.

unbeleavable
12-31-2011, 08:51 PM
......lol I just had to LOL...him

unbeleavable
12-31-2011, 10:02 PM
Health...Wealth..&....Prosperity...to all as I Bring In This New Year

tuesdaymarie
12-31-2011, 10:43 PM
Let us know how it goes. I WAS going to work the NYE dayshift but last year's not-so-good turnout made me want to stay in my nice, warm bed. Starting back to work next year!

Shiiit, I almost got to the door then saw my boyfriend left homemade salsa out. I sat my fat ass down, feasted, then took a nap. When I woke up, I still wasn't sorry. Happy NYE, I'll go in early tomorrow instead.

Artema
12-31-2011, 11:46 PM
^Story of my life. Except it's ice cream. Lucky your club is open tomorrow. All clubs here close for New Years.

firemaiden04
01-01-2012, 01:14 AM
It's a major pet peeve of mine when people use an apostrophe to make something plural...like "I got a lot of present's this Christmas." YOU DON'T NEED THE GODDAMN APOSTROPHE.

Sophia_Starina
01-01-2012, 01:59 AM
Wow. I've been a member here for a long time. :O

sananeko
01-01-2012, 03:24 AM
Best night ever...

anouk.oui
01-01-2012, 04:42 AM
i cant just sit still i wana go out n party all over again! i think im rediscovering my repressed party slut side

OliveJardin
01-01-2012, 05:44 AM
2012 is the year of the dragon *breathes fire* :P

tempest666
01-01-2012, 06:01 AM
Can you hear the sea if you press my tits to your ear? :rotfl:

anouk.oui
01-01-2012, 08:03 AM
so many birthdays of sw'ers! your folks sure love a good summer lovin'


i wanna watch austin powers but i dont have have the dvd :(

_Avery_
01-01-2012, 09:11 AM
Work was totally useless, but chilling in my jacuzzi bath with my girlfriend was a great way to start 2012! ;)

yoda57us
01-01-2012, 09:19 AM
Boo the usually lax doorman questioned my ID tonight. Need to get a blonde ID.

Did you try flashing him?

slowpoke
01-01-2012, 10:28 AM
It's a major pet peeve of mine when people use an apostrophe to make something plural...like "I got a lot of present's this Christmas." YOU DON'T NEED THE GODDAMN APOSTROPHE.

Try reading anything in a small town. It seems there is an apostrophe before every s.

slowpoke
01-01-2012, 10:29 AM
Can you hear the sea if you press my tits to your ear? :rotfl:

I promise to try as hard as I can.;D

Naida
01-01-2012, 10:33 AM
Thank the sweet lord and lady for rockstar hydration. I'm still drunk!

Natalllia
01-01-2012, 10:45 AM
It's a major pet peeve of mine when people use an apostrophe to make something plural...like "I got a lot of present's this Christmas." YOU DON'T NEED THE GODDAMN APOSTROPHE.

That annoys the crap out of me.

Another pet peeve - all the random misspellings of "definitely". Although, for some reason a common misspelling is "defiantly", which can be hilarious sometimes.

tuesdaymarie
01-01-2012, 12:35 PM
I need to make $1,200 ASAP, but sitting on my ass reading reddit and drinking coffee is just too appealing.

strippername
01-01-2012, 01:02 PM
Do little kids forget what they are doing sometimes like adults do? Like when you go to the fridge and can't remember what you went to the fridge for. I never see my son stop mid-walk and think "what the fuck am I doing right now" like I do sometimes. (he is four)

*Jade*Love
01-01-2012, 01:51 PM
I just stepped on a sewing needle while carrying my cat across the carpet. It went about halfway in. My bf watched in horror as I stood on one foot while yanking at the needle with all my strength - I was barely able to get that thing out! Ugh it was so creepy to see how far that thing went into my foot.... even weirder that it barely bled after I got the needle out :O

charlie61
01-01-2012, 01:57 PM
^ Oh JESUS that sounds awful!!

DesuvsDeath
01-01-2012, 02:08 PM
even weirder that it barely bled after I got the needle out :O

Feet don't bleed much.
When I was 12 I stepped on a sprinkler and got sliced open from just behind the toes to the heel over 1/4" deep and there was next to no blood. lol

*Jade*Love
01-01-2012, 02:13 PM
Feet don't bleed much.
When I was 12 I stepped on a sprinkler and got sliced open from just behind the toes to the heel over 1/4" deep and there was next to no blood. lol

Yikes!!! Wow, my foot doesn't hurt anymore..haha

4everresolutions
01-01-2012, 02:50 PM
I feel pretty....Oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and whitty and gay...

Actually, I feel a little chubs because my rings are tight. Alcohol and salt from last night, methinks?

unbeleavable
01-01-2012, 02:57 PM
I love febreze...

Discuntent
01-01-2012, 02:58 PM
I just stepped on a sewing needle while carrying my cat across the carpet. It went about halfway in. My bf watched in horror as I stood on one foot while yanking at the needle with all my strength - I was barely able to get that thing out! Ugh it was so creepy to see how far that thing went into my foot.... even weirder that it barely bled after I got the needle out :O

I did that to my knee once! But it didn't bleed either and I couldn't even feel it...So weird /:O

lokikola
01-01-2012, 04:11 PM
Feliz aņo nuevo! We were having a small get together but it turned into a full on pajama party with lotta people showing up. It was a blast, got drunk, played dance central and acted a fool. I need to move back out here.

Raider
01-01-2012, 04:18 PM
It's a major pet peeve of mine when people use an apostrophe to make something plural...like "I got a lot of present's this Christmas." YOU DON'T NEED THE GODDAMN APOSTROPHE.


I can't stand it when people ( most of them ) when trying to say they really don't care use the phrase ''I could care less''. This of course means they care to some degree and they should be saying .....''I COULDN'T care less.''

A close second behind that is when they say...''your really stupid'' instead of ''you're''. I always have to laugh at the irony of that one.

yoda57us
01-01-2012, 04:28 PM
My TV >> my social life.


LOL, me too. I was watching Fail Safe (great old movie for anyone old enough to remember the cold war) and then the Jersey Shore marathon as my ATF and I texted back and forth (she's addicted to that show). I watched the ball drop with Carson Daily, texted or called a few friends to wish them a happy New Year, finished my celebratory Heineken and went to bed...

yoda57us
01-01-2012, 04:30 PM
I love febreze...

The single guy's best friend...well, sorta...

kaiarose
01-01-2012, 04:39 PM
Last night could've been better. Alot of people got wayyy too fucked up wayyy to early. By the time we all got to my house around 3 a.m., everyone was already coming down and not doing much but sitting on the couch...

charlie61
01-01-2012, 04:44 PM
^ Aw, that kinda blows. :-/

kaiarose
01-01-2012, 04:48 PM
Yeah it kinda took the wind outta my sails... but there was a good handful of people that were able to hang. So we all played the music loud, danced, sang and the best part was slow dancing with my hubby to "Tiny Dancer." :)

charlie61
01-01-2012, 05:00 PM
^ Damn, girl! What do you need a nose job for?? I think I remember seeing your face in a pic on here, and I don't remember seeing a nose that needs editing...

charlie61
01-01-2012, 05:07 PM
^ Haha! I hear that. Let us know how everything turns out!!

charlie61
01-01-2012, 05:18 PM
^ Where iz blonde hair thread?! I didn't know you went blonde!!

firemaiden04
01-01-2012, 05:29 PM
God, there are so many amazing movies coming out this year...The Avengers, the new Spiderman, the new Batman, the new James Bond, and ESPECIALLY the first part of The Hobbit...I'm seriously counting down the days till all of these, especially The Hobbit. I'm the biggest Tolkien fan ever.

charlie61
01-01-2012, 05:56 PM
http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=166867 before and afters after on the 3rd and 4th page! It's not completely done...it still has enough warmth for the daytime dj to introduce me as "the sexy redhead"...grr. Hopefully I can tone the shit out of it this week or next and it'll be done.

Holy balls! You're gorgeous! I LOVE the black color, and I love you as a blonde as well! Very nice. :-*

I didn't even know dark hair could get dyed that light without it falling out completely.

GlamourRouge
01-01-2012, 06:04 PM
Not a big problem...but the tip is kinda bulbous and I'd like to have that refined into a more pointier nose. I doubt anyone would notice a change IRL but I think it'd really help me get back into print modeling. Plus, if my boobie PS also does noses (and again, the procedure I want is really minor), then it'd be awesome to save on anesthesiology/hospital costs and recovery time!

Not trying to have a normal looking nose transformed into some ridiculous MJ ski jump....at least, not this year }:D.

Okay so I was totally annoyed every time someone said this to me so don't get mad/annoyed, but I don't think you need rhinoplasty. I used to want it to, to turn my nose into a more barbie-esque nose... slightly more refined, but now I'm really glad I didn't because trends have really changed in the last few years. Now its more about the natural look when it comes to features. Your nose reminds me of Sasha Grey's and we all saw how successful she was in both porn, and because she looked so girl-next-girl, she got mainstream work as well. I know you're talking about more mainstream work and not porn, but that's just an example.

People are really playing up their "imperfections" and I even see a lot of that when it comes to models. They're more adept to hire imperfect yet interesting-looking girls now, rather than the perfect cookie-cutter girls they would have gone for without question 7+ years ago. Trends and even values of the younger generation are really shaping what companies are looking for. If trends keep heading the way they do (which I suspect will happen), things will keep trending toward the more natural look (no faux tanner, freckles, body art/mods/tattoos optional, no or small-midrange implants, "imperfections", etc.). Those tend to be the trends & values of the younger generation. So I wouldn't worry to much.

Plus, for print work, I'd assume the makeup artist could easily heavily contour your nose which could change its look completely, especially in prints.

I'm not trying to talk you out of it, but there's some food for thought ;)

Almost Jaded
01-01-2012, 06:21 PM
BOTM - time to make that trip to Vegas; CES starts in a few days = $$$$$ for your boobies if you're a hustler. Girls who can speak computer geek BANK. MM always does insanely well for CES.

ONE FUCKING GUY ruined NYE. We went to our fave bar for their party (pajama party, it was fun) and they handed out noisemakers & shit. I wasn't in the mood for loud noise but I figured it was necessary for NYE - everyone was having fun, bein' chill - and ONE ASSHOLE wouldn't stop blowing his fucking party horn as loud as he could every 2 minutes. By the time the ball dropped here, everyone in the bar was giving him dirty looks & had a headache. At 12:00 half the bar didn't even do more than a half-hearted cheer & a wimpy blow of the him because we were all sick of the noise - except him of course. 3 groups left right after the ball dropped complaining about him, and the people that stayed (including us) all went to other side of the building to escape him. People complained all night but he said "it's new years, what do you expect? Deal with it & party like we're supposed too!" & the owner wouldn't bounce him out. ONE FUCKING GUY ruined the party for everyone in the bar. Only dude who left alone, too. Go figure...

Quitting smoking is going to SUCK.

Artema
01-01-2012, 07:31 PM
Just watched the preview for Moneyball. Brad Pitt is looking OLD!

DesuvsDeath
01-01-2012, 07:32 PM
45 minutes after midnight and I'd already been in a physical fight with a dude.
...hoping this isn't a sign of what's in store for the upcoming year.

anouk.oui
01-01-2012, 07:56 PM
heelooo woooorld this is meeee life should beeeee oooohyeahh fun for everyone!

except i cant stream rock of love thus fighting back urge to KILL

chanzep
01-01-2012, 10:02 PM
Baseball wives;D

MargaritaVillain
01-01-2012, 10:34 PM
I just pushed a shopping cart into the parking lot cart corral from 20' away. A new personal best.
Yes, I'm easily amused.

Spinnerette
01-02-2012, 01:28 AM
There is no reason for me to be sleep deprived. I feel like when I DO sleep though, I sleep way too long. So I hate sleeping.

DesuvsDeath
01-02-2012, 02:45 AM
I just pushed a shopping cart into the parking lot cart corral from 20' away. A new personal best.
Yes, I'm easily amused.

I'll be sure to keep track of how far away I am more accurately from now on.
I'm determined to beat you.

anouk.oui
01-02-2012, 03:13 AM
new years resolutions:

1. stop making lists
B. be consistent
7. learn to count