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yoda57us
01-02-2012, 07:57 AM
I just pushed a shopping cart into the parking lot cart corral from 20' away. A new personal best.
Yes, I'm easily amused.
I'll be sure to keep track of how far away I am more accurately from now on.
I'm determined to beat you.
Hmmm...the mysterious dents in my car all make sense now...
anouk.oui
01-02-2012, 07:59 AM
rock of love <3
if light sleepers sleep with the light on..... do hard sleepers sleep with a hard on?
unbeleavable
01-02-2012, 08:39 AM
The single guy's best friend...well, sorta...
I sprayed everything yesterday...scents are my pet peeves.
On my way to work today my check engine popped on....new year already costing me money....this not going to be fun:(
slowpoke
01-02-2012, 08:40 AM
I just pushed a shopping cart into the parking lot cart corral from 20' away. A new personal best.
Yes, I'm easily amused.
Interesting. Twenty feet. Exactly. Putting laser rangefinder on next years Christmas want list.
slowpoke
01-02-2012, 08:42 AM
rock of love <3
if light sleepers sleep with the light on..... do hard sleepers sleep with a hard on?
You should research this.
MargaritaVillain
01-02-2012, 08:53 AM
I'll be sure to keep track of how far away I am more accurately from now on.
I'm determined to beat you.
Just had a funny vision of you & I in grocery store parking lot...
alternatingly shoving carts at full speed, after each taking a step farther back than the other person's previous attempt.
Eventually, we're like a block away from the cart corral... the four-wheeled bastards bouncing off cars as they make their way in the general direction of our intended target.
chanzep
01-02-2012, 10:23 AM
So tired
Almost Jaded
01-02-2012, 10:49 AM
5 minutes after midnight and I'd already been in a physical fight with a dude.
...hoping this isn't a sign of what's in store for the upcoming year.
Had I read this yesterday, I would have been all supportive and oh it's not a harbinger, it's just getting it out of the way blah blah blah...
24 hours after the ball dropped, GF & I got in an argument over text (cuz Lord knows it won't be in person seeing as she's been in the house a total of less than 12 hours in the last 2 weeks - no joke or exaggeration). This lead to her accusing me of accusing her of being a liar - which I had NOT, but which lead me to say while we're on the topic though, I DO think you're lying about that other guy you've been seeing.
Which led to her - who had just been all fucking pissed that I supposedly called her a liar when I didn't and insisting that she NEVER lied to me about ANYTHING - breaking down and admitting she HAD in fact fucked him (been telling us both for weeks that she wasn't).
This is not the psycho ex=GF#2, this is sweet sweet GF, the one everyone loves, the devoted, patient, never hurt anyone GF. The one we've been reaching out to for MONTHS because she's been acting like she was unhappy - and who told us LITERALLY DOZENS of times that it was fine, nothing bothering her, just stress.
Now - many of you here know our relationship. It's not like meeting someone you like and progressing to something real - and/or sexual - is a problem here. AT ALL. In fact, she had come to me about this guy a little while ago. We had an hour+ long talk about it, and him, and them. I asked ONE thing of her. ONE.
Keep us in the loop, don't blindside me with some shit letting me find out you fucked him after the fact, don't lie about it. You know how we all work, we all care, and frankly I appreciate how you've been holding back with him but you shouldn't be; he's a great guy. Just don't blindside me, don't lie, and tell us if things change or progress.
Is that so much to ask? Literally - do whatever you want, whenever, with whoever; just be honest & let us know when things are developing so we can all adjust accordingly.
All the drama with GF#2 was in the name of preser ing what we hadd with this bitch. All the hurt and pain and bullshit, so we could focus on her and the three of us. And this is how she says thank you. On new years day. While MM & I are celebrating our anniversary (which she was supposed to be there for).
Just another lying bitch in a long chain of lying bitches. I will never fully trust a woman again. This is just too many times touching that burner.
Raider
01-02-2012, 10:54 AM
I sprayed everything yesterday...scents are my pet peeves.
On my way to work today my check engine popped on....new year already costing me money....this not going to be fun:(
Mine too. Odd coincidence. Sometimes I think they program things like this on the chance vehicle will be taken into a dealer as opposed to your own mechanic.
unbeleavable
01-02-2012, 02:21 PM
I don't trust mechanics with my ride, I'm going to have to bring her to the dealership...not cheap but they treat me right with a loaner.
_Avery_
01-02-2012, 02:22 PM
Got the stuff for my hair, but still scared to start the process....
I have this beautiful image in my head, and totally scared it won't be how I imagine. :(
grrr
DesuvsDeath
01-02-2012, 03:29 PM
Just had a funny vision of you & I in grocery store parking lot...
alternatingly shoving carts at full speed, after each taking a step farther back than the other person's previous attempt.
Eventually, we're like a block away from the cart corral... the four-wheeled bastards bouncing off cars as they make their way in the general direction of our intended target.
Sweet revenge for all the dents and dings random fuckers put in my STI when I still had her.
Krill_
01-02-2012, 03:40 PM
Just danced for a guy wearing fleece pants. I wanna puke.
http://i.imgur.com/gX8yR.jpg
So you're saying forever lazy would not good taste in club attire? (KIDDING)
It's funny that before reading this forum I just figured the sweat pants guys were just lazy trash, but thankfully sweatpants boner guy is now part of my lexicon.
DesuvsDeath
01-02-2012, 04:00 PM
^The other week when I actually got to go into work I had a guy who was all "You do dance for me, baby? My sweatpants okay?"
I just lol'd and thought "Oh sweatpants boner man... somehow even your barely covered dick can't dampen my spirits. It's so good to be back." (And then my car died. So now I'm not back at work anymore and am sad again. :()
You know you're a stripper when: You feel more comfortable interacting with SPBM than you do normal people.
charlie61
01-02-2012, 04:53 PM
Got the stuff for my hair, but still scared to start the process....
I have this beautiful image in my head, and totally scared it won't be how I imagine. :(
grrr
Ooooh, what're you doing to it?!
charlie61
01-02-2012, 04:55 PM
Just another lying bitch in a long chain of lying bitches. I will never fully trust a woman again. This is just too many times touching that burner.
<rant>
Hey man, just because there are some crazy bitches out there doesn't mean you should stop trusting everyone! There are so many amazing women out there!
</rant>
I'm sorry that happened.
smeca
01-02-2012, 05:31 PM
Starting a day job in the morning. Already dreading having hours and a boss D:
papillonluvr
01-02-2012, 05:36 PM
Enchiladas for dinner. My first time making them, here's hoping they're delicious!
And back to work Wednesday. All this talk about SPBM is making me laugh. I hope I don't run into one though!
DesuvsDeath
01-02-2012, 05:39 PM
All this talk about SPBM is making me laugh. I hope I don't run into one though!
Does dude with the black sweatpants and the Hawaiian shirts still come in on day shift? ...lol
Natalllia
01-02-2012, 05:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gX8yR.jpg
So you're saying forever lazy would not good taste in club attire? (KIDDING)
It's funny that before reading this forum I just figured the sweat pants guys were just lazy trash, but thankfully sweatpants boner guy is now part of my lexicon.
I sooooo want one of these.
I wonder if I could rock a striptease out of a Forever Lazy......
8)
kaiarose
01-02-2012, 05:43 PM
Ugh, we have this guy that comes in every Thurs night who wears sweatpants. He spends like $60 on me each time so I deal with his sharpie-esque penis poking up. But this last Thurs was the final straw. Not only is he practically touching me with his penis through his pants but he has the balls to ask "Is that all I get?" Fuck off. Keep your $60.
charlie61
01-02-2012, 06:00 PM
^ Oh JESUS. I remember guys like that. So gross!!!!
Naida
01-02-2012, 06:21 PM
I fecking hate SPBM. Without fail, they always ask "is that all?" Until you can wear a real pair of pants, yes that's all you're gonna fucking get.
safado
01-02-2012, 06:26 PM
How do you all feel about customers wearing kilts?
kaiarose
01-02-2012, 06:27 PM
^ Right?! Lol.. And they're probably thinking to themselves that they went through all that trouble wearing their sweatpants for nothing, sigh..
lopaw
01-02-2012, 06:27 PM
I want to buy a pet chameleon, but I'm thinking that I may never find it once I get it home.
KarinaGiselle
01-02-2012, 07:02 PM
Don't you just hate when you're eating a nice chocolate bar and you accidentally bite the inside part of your mouth and you start to bleed? I HATE it! >:(
yoda57us
01-02-2012, 08:21 PM
I want to buy a pet chameleon, but I'm thinking that I may never find it once I get it home.
Put a bell around it's neck?
Doc Holliday
01-02-2012, 09:16 PM
I want to buy a pet chameleon, but I'm thinking that I may never find it once I get it home.no wai! I don't have a chameleon, but I always wanted one! They're very attractive and intellegent (for a lizard)! I did have some anoles and a agama as well as a menagerie of frogs! If you never had one, I'd suggest getting a book for specifics on climate and diet, then a tarraium, heater, and UV lights. They're delicate, compared to dogs and cats, but amazing to watch and totally worth it! If you do, of course, you'll have to post pictures!!
Red-eyed tree frog vvv
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/attachment.php?attachmentid=55688
papillonluvr
01-02-2012, 09:55 PM
Does dude with the black sweatpants and the Hawaiian shirts still come in on day shift? ...lol
Two months ago I did a few dayshifts, and yes, he was there lol ugh.
On nightshift there is this SHORT older guy who claims to tutor spanish and drives truck. Always a SPBM. He only gets dances with newer dances and is NASTY. I feel sorry for the poor girls sometimes who dance for him.
on another note, the enchiladas were pretty good!
4everresolutions
01-02-2012, 10:01 PM
Made Enchiliadas for dinner.
I am awesome.
Doc Holliday
01-02-2012, 10:06 PM
It's funny how strip club dress codes are based off money and not class. "Don't wear white tees, ball caps, chains, or in any way dress hip-hop because we know you ain't got no money; creeper in the sweatpants and gym shorts? Come on in! We know you're going to drop a couple bills."
Vyanka
01-02-2012, 10:16 PM
How do you all feel about customers wearing kilts?
Lol. There were two guys that walked into my club with kilts a few weeks ago. I didn't approach them bc Idk if they know how American strip clubs work. Not sure.
I probably could've made money out of them. Who knows?
Hmmm.. it'd be interesting. Hehe
Vyanka
01-02-2012, 10:24 PM
It's funny how strip club dress codes are based off money and not class. "Don't wear white tees, ball caps, chains, or in any way dress hip-hop because we know you ain't got no money; creeper in the sweatpants and gym shorts? Come on in! We know you're going to drop a couple bills."
My club is considered upscale and they have a dress code, but they make an exception for a few customers. There are these guys who dress urban/hip hop who come in regularly for certain girls. I never approached them bc I never saw them buy dances, plus they look so serious. I met them once through one of their fav girls, nicest guys ever. Not grabby and they can seriously make it rain on stage between $$$-$$$$ figures. They don't buy dances. They appreciate a show. 8)
Vyanka
01-02-2012, 10:28 PM
how are white tees, ball caps, and chains classy?
The guys I'm talking about who dress like that, are def classy bc they are respectable. they don't touch at all and spend. Like to chit chat, pay you, then leave. They act like gentlemen, unlike most white collared customers who wanna rape you in VIP. If all customers were like that, I'd be a happy rich bitch. :-D
If I had a certain look and had pole skills, I would so be in an urban strip club. Sounds easier to work in and easy money. $$$$ My friend use to work in one, where all the guys did was make it rain all night for doing pole tricks. The club died, hence why she isn't there any more. She made sick ass money for being pretty and talented, appreciated.
Jessie_tinydancer
01-02-2012, 11:06 PM
^ I tend to agree. We don't really have a hip hop culture here but I can promise you when I see guys covered in tattoos, tshirts, big chains, gold everywhere... I see $$$$$ and I've only once been treated badly by one of these guys. They spend and want to impress and have always treated me like a lady.
Vyanka
01-02-2012, 11:20 PM
Yeah, I go by how ppl act and how they carry themself more if anything. I always get lucky with the guy who dresses comfortable, however he wants.
One of my regulars looks like a hipster with no money. Shaggy hair and converse sneakers, flannel shirts. He is generous and a gentleman too. He is awesome.
I've seen plenty of suited men act like complete MEGA cheap as fucks & jackasses as well. Complete douchebags.
sananeko
01-02-2012, 11:29 PM
Lol. There were two guys that walked into my club with kilts a few weeks ago. I didn't approach them bc Idk if they know how American strip clubs work. Not sure.
I probably could've made money out of them. Who knows?
Hmmm.. it'd be interesting. Hehe
I have danced for a few. I was informed by my friends that I should always dance for a man in a kilt and not a skirt. Kilt men always tuck and skirt men always try to hike it up.
Kisca
01-02-2012, 11:39 PM
7 Days to decide whether I want to take a part-time class... Or wait till a full semester in Sept... Gah
Vyanka
01-02-2012, 11:43 PM
One thing for sure, I will never deal with kids. Haha
sananeko
01-03-2012, 03:59 AM
How is it every time someone comes over at the end of a cold they seem to still give it to me..
Almost Jaded
01-03-2012, 05:19 AM
Thanks Charlie, sorry for the rant. I've been super depressed the last couple of weeks and this was the icing on the cake. We've been with her for 18 months & known her for 3 years. LAST girl on earth ANYONE would have pegged for something like this. It's especially bad because it was so unnecessary - we have a fucking open relationship for fuck' sake! There is literally only ONE WAY to cheat - and she did it. For no conceivable reason.
I wonder if I could rock a striptease out of a Forever Lazy......
Been done. Dancer Kay at Deja Vu Showgirls here in Vegas. Probably others, but we saw it, lol. FUNNY AS HELL. Not real sexy, but she actually got tipped like crazy, everyone was DYING laughing.
Strip Hop got shut down after the 2nd shooting and 5th major fight in the club. When the cops got sick of getting called there for that shit they raided the place. Found tons of drugs going through the club and several prostitution rings in operation. Based on what I saw there, I can't fathom most "hip hop" clubs being all that different - every time I see one open, it's the same story - this one was the mother of them all.
Worst part/best part was - while that joint was open, all "those" customers AND dancers went there/worked there, so there were very few of them everywhere else in town. It was actually a really effective way to localize all the douchebg troublemakers and ghetto bitch dancers. Now that they're all over the place again, there's a running joke about all the local club owners pitching in to reopen the place to get rid of them again, lol.
LittleSnuglet
01-03-2012, 05:28 AM
Stood up on three dates by two different guys! Wtf! Why are wo/men so goddamn flaky! (Some of my girlfriends have stood up others because they were too chickenshit to admit they weren't interested/felt comfortable to date yet)
Doc Holliday
01-03-2012, 06:09 AM
It's excusable for women. It's inexcusable for men.
firemaiden04
01-03-2012, 06:16 AM
^ It's inexcusably rude for anyone, male or female.
charlie61
01-03-2012, 06:17 AM
Thanks Charlie, sorry for the rant. I've been super depressed the last couple of weeks and this was the icing on the cake. We've been with her for 18 months & known her for 3 years. LAST girl on earth ANYONE would have pegged for something like this. It's especially bad because it was so unnecessary - we have a fucking open relationship for fuck' sake! There is literally only ONE WAY to cheat - and she did it. For no conceivable reason.
Dude...I feel you on that. I'm in a non-monogamous relationship (not quite polyamorous), and I'd be devastated if something like that happened. You think you're giving someone 99% freedom, so there's no way they'd cheat, right? We a lot of people will always cross the line, no matter where the line happens to have been drawn.
All lines are arbitrary.
Vyanka
01-03-2012, 12:15 PM
I am SO very butthurt I didn't hear from someone during the holidays. Especially since he knows all the shit I'm going through. Time to move on now.
_Avery_
01-03-2012, 12:38 PM
HOORAY!
Meeting up with my girlfriend in a little bit so she can introduce me to her boss....so I can be a bartender!! WOO HOO!
It would only be 1-2 days a week to start, but it's experience.
(anything to get me outta the damn club right now lol)
HAPPY GIRL!!
Kelly_Lover
01-03-2012, 12:46 PM
HOORAY!
Meeting up with my girlfriend in a little bit so she can introduce me to her boss....so I can be a bartender!! WOO HOO!
It would only be 1-2 days a week to start, but it's experience.
(anything to get me outta the damn club right now lol)
HAPPY GIRL!!
Good Luck Seems a lot of girls are hanging up the ole G string for a little while.
Naida
01-03-2012, 01:07 PM
American Dad disturbs me... I can feel my brain rotting...