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unbeleavable
01-04-2012, 09:13 PM
Yeah, they did a study of incentives to improve grades in the 9th grade. The most informative part was the relation to Roe vs Wade & the decrease in violent crimes in the 90's because of the abortions & unwanted babies.

4everresolutions
01-04-2012, 10:50 PM
I love my brother and would literally do anything to make him happy and never hold it aganist him for one moment....

....but selfishly, I do have to admit that it's painful to see the paycheck of over 2000 I got today drained down to below 300 because of his needs.

*sigh*

papillonluvr
01-05-2012, 12:22 AM
Designed and bought a new wedding ring to replace my stolen one. I'll have it in two weeks. Whoohoo!!

firemaiden04
01-05-2012, 01:14 AM
I always get really weirded out when I come on here and see how many members are online, versus how many "guests" are lurking about.

sananeko
01-05-2012, 02:33 AM
^^ me too..

Dorien
01-05-2012, 04:21 AM
Those chocolates were good:P I know I should brush my teeth before going to sleep, but I just want to sleep here on the couch.

OliveJardin
01-05-2012, 04:58 AM
Can't wait to dress up all girly (outside of work for once) & drink champagne under the sun :P

StaciJewels
01-05-2012, 06:38 AM
I just ran across a 50 year old cam model who is in GREAT shape, I mean her body looks like a 20 year old's body! I only hope I look THAT good when I reach 40+

Artema
01-05-2012, 06:59 AM
Why is my body so dumb. Do I not have sleep sensors?!?

Swagz
01-05-2012, 07:37 AM
UH UH YEAH YEAH WHAT WHAT made $800 off one guy tonight in the club after a string of shitty money nights

sananeko
01-05-2012, 07:42 AM
I am way too hyper this morning..

anouk.oui
01-05-2012, 08:59 AM
i havent had sex ALL YEAR
beginning to go insane

anouk.oui
01-05-2012, 09:10 AM
Can't wait to dress up all girly (outside of work for once) & drink champagne under the sun :P

who are you and what have you done to my friend

Kat w
01-05-2012, 10:05 AM
I haven't had sex in six months if it helps.

Also WTF Dunkin Donuts, sleepy stripper needs her everything bagel.

MistyRose
01-05-2012, 12:24 PM
I haven't had sex in multiple years, if that helps either of you.

I'm in a foul mood. Not because I'm sexless, I'm used to that.

Kisca
01-05-2012, 12:33 PM
Can't believe how expensive vets are... Check up for 78$ then stool stample is another 35... And they find nothing wrong with my dog, even though he had diarrhea for a month straight.

Doc Holliday
01-05-2012, 12:37 PM
Can't believe how expensive vets are... Check up for 78$ then stool stample is another 35...Everytime I take my snake in for a check-up I think, "Why don't I just make chili out of you?"

lemiwinks31
01-05-2012, 02:37 PM
I want to marry this man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBiNx749Zw <33333

Proof that acceptable looking chicks really will consider you attractive if you can make them laugh.



I'm sure you would make a great couple.........that is until he punched you to death and raped your corpse........

but hey...its the price of marrying a badass viking

*Jade*Love
01-05-2012, 02:50 PM
I just got my teeth zoom whitened and good god, the sensitivity is excruciating!!! It comes and goes, I'll think i'm fine and then get another shooting pain through one of my teeth. Ugh I hope this goes away soon :( Looks like I'm spending tonight on the couch watching episodes of The Office while loaded on painkillers, lol.

Raider
01-05-2012, 02:59 PM
LAP DANCES FOR ME !!! Thrilled to death that I don't have to wipe out my dance budget.....$400 in damage to vehicle wiring done by mice is covered by my auto comprehensive !!!

unbeleavable
01-05-2012, 03:38 PM
I just got my teeth zoom whitened and good god, the sensitivity is excruciating!!! It comes and goes, I'll think i'm fine and then get another shooting pain through one of my teeth. Ugh I hope this goes away soon :( Looks like I'm spending tonight on the couch watching episodes of The Office while loaded on painkillers, lol.

Hope you feel better but I bet you have a killer smile;D....I've done this before & I need to do it again because of the coffee & wine.

Where's the pic of you & the new puppy?:P

DesuvsDeath
01-05-2012, 04:03 PM
I'm sure you would make a great couple.........that is until he punched you to death and raped your corpse........

but hey...its the price of marrying a badass viking

Sounds hot. Going to send him a message with n00ds and see if he's down.

Also... I'm just as badass in game as he is... so it'd be a hell of a fight.

eagle2
01-05-2012, 04:49 PM
I want to marry this man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBiNx749Zw <33333

Proof that acceptable looking chicks really will consider you attractive if you can make them laugh.

You're much better than "acceptable looking".

lemiwinks31
01-05-2012, 05:05 PM
Sounds hot. Going to send him a message with n00ds and see if he's down.

Also... I'm just as badass in game as he is... so it'd be a hell of a fight.


Let us know how it goes....the odds in vegas are 3:1 in favor of the badass viking raping your bloody mangled body..........

DesuvsDeath
01-05-2012, 06:18 PM
Let us know how it goes....the odds in vegas are 3:1 in favor of the badass viking raping your bloody mangled body..........

I'll tell him to post pics.

anouk.oui
01-05-2012, 07:39 PM
months?? YEARS????? i honestly dont know how u guys go that long. longest i ever went was like 4 months and even then i was going insane!

chanzep
01-05-2012, 08:01 PM
New Jersey shore!

unbeleavable
01-05-2012, 08:04 PM
I'll tell him to post pics.

Exactly....what what bitch...excuse the language I've been drinking;D

Almost Jaded
01-05-2012, 08:22 PM
MM has been fighting off a nasty sinus & bronchial infection for a couple of weeks now. I've been teasing her because with my vitamin & supplement regimen, I hardly ever get sick when she does.

Karma is now kicking my ass for teasing her. Ugh. I hatez teh SICK!

4everresolutions
01-05-2012, 08:31 PM
Skype Converstaion Snippet from tonight:

Desu: So this Lemon Werewolf-fic actually manages to be bad.
Me: Well duh - it's guy/girl. Werewolf rape lemons are only acceptable if both parties have a penis. Guy girl lemons are never any good.
Desu: Yeah, but this one manages to be particularly bad. Even for guy/girl.
Me:....again, that's because it's guy/girl.
Desu: They're not even doing the rape right. Clearly the other person wants it. It's like "SHUT UP ALREADY AND PUT YOUR DICK IN."
Me: How disappointing.

DesuvsDeath
01-05-2012, 08:33 PM
Seriously, though. I can't STAND all this "Oh yeah. You're such a whore... you totally want this!?" bullshit in porn. Put your dick in or go away and bring in someone who will.

unbeleavable
01-05-2012, 08:35 PM
LOL....

charlie61
01-05-2012, 08:36 PM
MM has been fighting off a nasty sinus & bronchial infection for a couple of weeks now. I've been teasing her because with my vitamin & supplement regimen, I hardly ever get sick when she does.

Karma is now kicking my ass for teasing her. Ugh. I hatez teh SICK!

Two words: NETI POT.

Don't forget to add salt in a measured amount. I have this one: http://www.amazon.com/Blue-Rhino-Horn-Neti-Combo/dp/B0029LJ6JY/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1325821035&sr=1-3

safado
01-05-2012, 09:03 PM
Two words: NETI POT.

Don't forget to add salt in a measured amount. I have this one: http://www.amazon.com/Blue-Rhino-Horn-Neti-Combo/dp/B0029LJ6JY/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1325821035&sr=1-3


There was an interesting article a few weeks ago about neti pots and brain eating amoebas.

http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/16/9503070-neti-pots-linked-to-brain-eating-amoeba-deaths

charlie61
01-05-2012, 09:05 PM
^ That's hilarious. Pharmaceuticals kill thousands of people every year, yet a couple of incidences of obscure amoeba deaths make the news. ::chuckle::

anouk.oui
01-05-2012, 10:14 PM
http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/should-i-wax-my-own-vagina

BEAVER

eagle2
01-05-2012, 11:23 PM
I heard the professor is a total asshole. He teaches somewhere in Chicago, right? I talked to a girl who had him as a prof.

I thought his books were interesting. Don't know anything about the professor.

anouk.oui
01-06-2012, 09:50 AM
I just got my teeth zoom whitened and good god, the sensitivity is excruciating!!! It comes and goes, I'll think i'm fine and then get another shooting pain through one of my teeth. Ugh I hope this goes away soon :( Looks like I'm spending tonight on the couch watching episodes of The Office while loaded on painkillers, lol.

i feel you sister!
there after like my 2nd session or something i could barely talk it was soooo bad!
plus they had to do fillings n drill shit that time so not only i was overly sensitive i was also well, being drilled i was like faaaaaaaak thiiiis
all i can say is..... bare with it and it shall pass? amazing results tho


ooooo dresden dolls today so excited i cant sleep even though after my 4th jagerbomb i started to clash

_Avery_
01-06-2012, 10:03 AM
I know I constantly say this, but I am soooo in love with Foster The People.
Like, I'd seriously let them stick it in my butt.

Doc Holliday
01-06-2012, 10:46 AM
In a row??

I requested a Dancer to dance to Helena Beat and she didn't know what I was talking about. Heart crushed; never went back.

_Avery_
01-06-2012, 10:49 AM
Yeah, maybe get some Human Centipede stuff going on lol

My DJ is such a fucking douche, can't even get him to play my CD, so no Helena Beat for me. :(
I really hate my club... :/

kaiarose
01-06-2012, 11:48 AM
Where's Optimist??

And where's everyone today?? I went on FB at like 8 a.m, logged off and went back on at noon and there was only 4 new stories :O Then today on SW, no one is reall posting. What? Do people have lives all of a sudden?? :P

lemiwinks31
01-06-2012, 12:23 PM
I know I constantly say this, but I am soooo in love with Foster The People.
Like, I'd seriously let them stick it in my butt.


yeah.....my wife and daughter have been listening to them since last summer.....which means I have been listening to it since last summer...took my daughter to see them for her birthday last fall......

entertaining.....


but..........I would NOT let them stick it in my butt.

slowpoke
01-06-2012, 12:46 PM
Where's Optimist??

And where's everyone today?? I went on FB at like 8 a.m, logged off and went back on at noon and there was only 4 new stories :O Then today on SW, no one is reall posting. What? Do people have lives all of a sudden?? :P

Good weather. Taking down Christmas decorations.

kitinboots
01-06-2012, 01:11 PM
So now I'm planning on finishing here after 4 months I'm totally lacking motivation to work at all.

unbeleavable
01-06-2012, 01:11 PM
My brain is scattered...smothered...& covered today. I just can't get it together...

_Avery_
01-06-2012, 03:31 PM
Night 2 of my training!
Have to wait until 9 to go in. That's usually my bed time. :(
Can't wait to learn some more stuff though! :)

mediocrity
01-06-2012, 03:45 PM
Today I tried to think of something I really wanted to spend money on, because i'm going to be getting a pretty decent sized sum soon.

I couldn't think of a single fucking thing!

mediocrity
01-06-2012, 03:56 PM
Holy double posts batman.

All Good Things
01-06-2012, 06:52 PM
So I'm flying back from NYC at night, it's late and cold.

They are taking drink orders and handing out snacks before we take off.

In the seat in front of me is this adorable 2-year-old girl, who is sitting next to her father.

When she sees the snacks, she looks up at him with these enormous eyes and says:

DadddEEEE! CASHYEWWWWWS PLEASE! Beaming smile.

Dad: "Wow, that's a very specific request." (I swear he actually said that.)

DadddEEE! CASHYEWWWWS PLEASE! Still smiling.

Dad: "Where did you get cashews before?"

DadddEEE! CASHYEWWWS PLEASE!

Dad: "We'll be at your grandmothers soon and....

DadddEEE! CASHYEWWWS PLEASE!

It's possibly the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life.