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4everresolutions
01-15-2012, 12:34 AM
January 14, 2012

Attn: Creative Director at Raging Stallion Studio's

As avid fans of the pictures produced at your studios, we're writing you a notice not only to inform you of our love of your films, but also to address a greatly neglected sub-culture of homo-sexual pornography. As you are aware, tales of fantasy and mythical creatures have become more and more popular in todays world of cinima. Like many things in life, this interest is echoed by many of us in the microcosim of erotic film.

We would greatly appreciate if you would look into the possibility of Were-Porn, Furry-centric porn, or at least the inclusion of some tentilcles or some horns or something. Not only will this please a very large (and growing! Pun intented) number of fans - there is definatly a financial gain to be had by tapping into this untouched market.
Please consider it, as your loyal fans will stand by you in this venture

Sincerely,

Desu and 4Ever

Professional Fag-Hags since before legal age

P.S: If you are completely unable to accommodation this request, could you perhaps consider some staged-rape or light bondage? My vagina is getting board with this consensual shit.

DesuvsDeath
01-15-2012, 12:39 AM
^We can only pray that our pleas will be heard.

On a related note: They say everyone has a twin somewhere out in the world... I'm just hoping that somewhere out there Damien Crosse has a dick twin who would be willing to put it in my mouth!

eagle2
01-15-2012, 01:20 AM
January 14, 2012

Attn: Creative Director at Raging Stallion Studio's

As avid fans of the pictures produced at your studios, we're writing you a notice not only to inform you of our love of your films, but also to address a greatly neglected sub-culture of homo-sexual pornography. As you are aware, tales of fantasy and mythical creatures have become more and more popular in todays world of cinima. Like many things in life, this interest is echoed by many of us in the microcosim of erotic film.

We would greatly appreciate if you would look into the possibility of Were-Porn, Furry-centric porn, or at least the inclusion of some tentilcles or some horns or something. Not only will this please a very large (and growing! Pun intented) number of fans - there is definatly a financial gain to be had by tapping into this untouched market.
Please consider it, as your loyal fans will stand by you in this venture

Sincerely,

Desu and 4Ever

Professional Fag-Hags since before legal age

P.S: If you are completely unable to accommodation this request, could you perhaps consider some staged-rape or light bondage? My vagina is getting board with this consensual shit.

Do you have any interest in females having sex with mythical creatures?

http://www.xvideos.com/video120061/classic_hentai_tentacle_sex

DesuvsDeath
01-15-2012, 02:00 AM
Do you have any interest in females having sex with mythical creatures?

http://www.xvideos.com/video120061/classic_hentai_tentacle_sex

She does... I don't.
Good thing I downloaded this THREE HOUR PORNO to keep me entertained while we wait for our response!

4everresolutions
01-15-2012, 02:04 AM
Eagle, thanks muchly. This link is going in my back pocket. Not exactly what I was gunning for, but it'll tide me over until Stallions gets back to me.

Desu - Can't find any seeders for your epic 3 hour dick-fest. Makes me a sad panda....

BOTM - Shitty fucking deal.

DesuvsDeath
01-15-2012, 02:11 AM
Really? That's sad. I had no problem dling it even with my shit internet.
Lemme know next time you're on and I'll throw it up for a while.

Friends share porno. <3

kaiarose
01-15-2012, 02:26 AM
Drunk. Came home, got fucked in front of our mirrored closets. Best. View. Ever!

anouk.oui
01-15-2012, 03:32 AM
olive gets back tonight :D
boy gossip over cheese and wine tomorrow!!!!

OliveJardin
01-15-2012, 05:11 AM
^ Can't wait to see you...but iz a mushy, smiley mess atm-you've been warned lol <3

anouk.oui
01-15-2012, 06:54 AM
^ Can't wait to see you...but iz a mushy, smiley mess atm-you've been warned lol <3
YAZZZZZZ PLZZZZ its been like an martini without an olive here!
meh.
im a crazee horny mess so i guess we'll complete each other just fiiiine

anouk.oui
01-15-2012, 08:24 AM
on a completely unrelated note.....
im totally keen for the nxt jersey shore episode. looks epic!
and doesnt come out for another week or so :(
want my trash tv

MargaritaVillain
01-15-2012, 10:09 AM
Drunk. Came home, got fucked in front of our mirrored closets. Best. View. Ever!
followed-up by the
Best. Post. Ever.

tuesdaymarie
01-15-2012, 12:20 PM
I have to write a brief bio for my first nationwide publication... Tempted just to say, "I'm your average tortured artist in the sense that I like to drink whiskey, write poems, and get mostly naked for money, often in that order." Shrug.

chanzep
01-15-2012, 01:11 PM
I always feel so lazy in January, but booked 4 nights next weeks eugh, I could really just stay in cook, surf the net, watch tv, gota a ton of chores to do today.

StaciJewels
01-15-2012, 05:32 PM
Can you tell he has been watching cam girls online? I wonder which site this pedo/perv frequents.....creepy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOO8TjKyGr4

lopaw
01-15-2012, 05:47 PM
Damn Packers.
Just lost next week's LD money in what I thought was a sure thing.
That'll teach me.
:'(

unbeleavable
01-15-2012, 05:50 PM
My money would have been on them too.

DesuvsDeath
01-16-2012, 12:28 AM
Had to pop back on the internet to make sure I was leaving for this quest in such a way that my hubby wasn't going to leave me while I was away on a quest for 10 years.

Never popped online to ask about how to fix/save/maintain a relationship with a real human... but I'll do it for my in-game spouse.
http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz177/quebecgold/forever-alone.png

Naida
01-16-2012, 02:23 AM
Honestly not impressed with the contestants this year...
http://tv.yahoo.com/slideshow/824/photos/1#rr0112
Only like four of them made me go, "Wow!" The majority of them were blah, and several were like, "Ew..." I don't know, maybe the photographer is really super bad. Plus, I hate the whole wide-eyed, teethy look beauty pageants tend to favor.

Ugh. I don't think it's just the photographer. And of course Miss Arkansas is the one stupid enough to wear a ring of red lipliner with a nude gloss. What really astonishes me is the amount of wrinkles I'm seeing. Since when did Miss America start going for the "I could try to look distinguished and gracefully aged, but I'll just wear a makeup mask like my 14 year old daughter" look?

Vyanka
01-16-2012, 01:38 PM
So my GF has like $200 in singles that was given to her by a customer. In her club, you don't earn money on stage or anything like that. It's your typical "upscale" strip club where you sell LD and rooms only, so you never bring home singles. It's either funny money or twenties.

Anyway.....

I told her to keep them as singles for small purchaces or for tipping, bc she never has singles.

She goes to Petco to buy 100 bucks worth of dog food and the manager there told her, "That's not the way we conduct business"........huh??? WTF??

_Avery_
01-16-2012, 02:06 PM
Taking this stupid 4 hour course to get my bartending license.
Each section is 15 minutes long, can't even continue onto the next lesson until the time has elapsed. Then, if you get a question wrong at the end of the section, START ALLLL OVER!! Go through the whole section again and wait the 15 minutes.

This is gonna take forever!!

kaiarose
01-16-2012, 02:11 PM
So my GF has like $200 in singles that was given to her by a customer. In her club, you don't earn money on stage or anything like that. It's your typical "upscale" strip club where you sell LD and rooms only, so you never bring home singles. It's either funny money or twenties.

Anyway.....

I told her to keep them as singles for small purchaces or for tipping, bc she never has singles.

She goes to Petco to buy 100 bucks worth of dog food and the manager there told her, "That's not the way we conduct business"........huh??? WTF??

Really, wtf?! It's not like she came in there and poured a coffee can full of pennies onto the counter. Well looks like they lost $100 worth of business.

MargaritaVillain
01-16-2012, 02:44 PM
So my GF has like $200 in singles that was given to her by a customer. In her club, you don't earn money on stage or anything like that. It's your typical "upscale" strip club where you sell LD and rooms only, so you never bring home singles. It's either funny money or twenties.

Anyway.....

I told her to keep them as singles for small purchaces or for tipping, bc she never has singles.

She goes to Petco to buy 100 bucks worth of dog food and the manager there told her, "That's not the way we conduct business"........huh??? WTF??

It's legal currency, what kind of a-hole has a problem with the denomination of the bills? I would inform the regional manager and contact the corporate office. I think I'd also inform the Better Business Bureau.

Vyanka
01-16-2012, 02:58 PM
It's legal currency, what kind of a-hole has a problem with the denomination of the bills? I would inform the regional manager and contact the corporate office. I think I'd also inform the Better Business Bureau.

I would, but knowing her I know she wont. LOL.

Vyanka
01-16-2012, 03:11 PM
In a stripper's doggy world..."Time is FOOD"

DesuvsDeath
01-16-2012, 10:19 PM
At my old club dances had to be paid for at the bar... and then at the end of the night you got money back. So you'd walk around all day like "man, this is so gay, I only have $50..." and then you'd cash out and be like "yayy! Now I have 500!"
Here you get to collect all your money and have to pay the house at the end of the night. So now I'm like "Yayyy! I have $500!" and then pay house fee and it's like "...and now I have $350. /sadface!"
Or... ya know... whatever actual amounts. Anyway. After being used to always leaving with more than I thought I had... walking around with a bunch of money and then having to give some of it back really sucks.

Redwolf
01-16-2012, 10:21 PM
It has been slow in here the last couple of days.

Kisca
01-16-2012, 11:08 PM
Hate being sick. FML

4everresolutions
01-16-2012, 11:12 PM
^Yep. Me too. Feel better soon.

firemaiden04
01-17-2012, 02:53 AM
I swear, I haven't been sick since the summer. Not a cold, not a cough, nothing. All winter break, I'm fine. And then the weekend before school starts up, BOOM, serious cold, and now my sleep schedule is totally flipped around, and classes start Wednesday.

anouk.oui
01-17-2012, 02:56 AM
so olive and i go shopping.
i buy pants
she buys an inflatable midget.
OF COURSE




on a different note, my mum sees my new leopard print bondage pants and goes "if you need the whip too, its right over there next to the testicular clamps"


today was a good day.

anouk.oui
01-17-2012, 06:31 AM
fuckin love this tumblr

sex worker problems
http://sexworkerproblems.tumblr.com/

bklynbombshell
01-17-2012, 06:39 AM
I hate paying bills. Especially for AT&T.

_Avery_
01-17-2012, 07:02 AM
So, this snow needs to GTFO. >:(
It's my first night alone at the bar, and I realllly wanna go in. (even if I'm super nervous!)
Don't wanna get stuck on the side of the road due to this shit weather.

William Folds
01-17-2012, 08:17 AM
The icky moment you wake up after smoking weed the night before blahhhhhhh

kaiarose
01-17-2012, 09:38 AM
I have a friend on fb who has to put her dog down tomorrow morning. I sent her "The Rainbow Bridge" poem. This one has music and pics to go along with it and although it's not my pet that's dying, I cried :( It's a sad yet sweet lil poem...

_Avery_
01-17-2012, 11:01 AM
Oh yeah...lol...the other night at work, I got paid to whip a guy on stage, ride him like a pony while yelling YEEE HAW and then gave him an atomic wedgie!
Sometimes, the job is awesome!
(and I'm sad I didn't share this when it actually happened, Saturday night!) lol

Jessie_tinydancer
01-17-2012, 04:49 PM
The icky moment you wake up after smoking weed the night before blahhhhhhh

The last time I smoked weed I felt amazing the next day....

sananeko
01-17-2012, 05:49 PM
I'm not leaving the house today.. its cold and it snowed.. I'm not leaving..

unbeleavable
01-17-2012, 05:50 PM
Oh yeah...lol...the other night at work, I got paid to whip a guy on stage, ride him like a pony while yelling YEEE HAW and then gave him an atomic wedgie!
Sometimes, the job is awesome!
(and I'm sad I didn't share this when it actually happened, Saturday night!) lol

So I see you have found your place & home...from your last post. Good job...some feel strange doing such things...

OliveJardin
01-17-2012, 06:01 PM
^My "*insert real name here* the infabale midget" was a MUST buy body double::)!

DesuvsDeath
01-18-2012, 01:14 AM
Today the extras girl at my club asked me what I charged for my extras because I've been making so much more money than her.
My response.
"Hahahahahahha. Ew."

Naida
01-18-2012, 03:21 AM
I realized that I want more out of my life than my boyfriend appears able to give me in the forseeable future.

Does it make me a bitch that I want to ask him, "let's take a break and keep it casual for now?" so I can have awesome sex and buku bucks?

neliana
01-18-2012, 03:32 AM
nope...it makes you honest! better to be real about how you feel then leading him on and lying :)

anouk.oui
01-18-2012, 08:50 AM
my dad arrived in aus!!
except its 2am and im dying to say hi to him but i cant :(
ohwell ill just flick through the magazines he brought me, finally in a language i can understand! [theyre all about relationships though fml]

sananeko
01-18-2012, 11:42 AM
Why do you join a site if you can't get on it much.. You might use that as a excuse to give me your number but it only shows me you are a waste of my time.

kaiarose
01-18-2012, 02:01 PM
There's a newbie on here who's bumping threads from 2003.. Anyone who posted that long ago probably isn't around anymore and won't ever ever see the advice you give. Oy vey ::)

kitinboots
01-18-2012, 02:19 PM
Trying to sort a holiday for me and my man at the end of the winter, but I'm getting so confused. We're looking at Crete, but there's so many towns and villages I don't know where we should go.

charlie61
01-18-2012, 06:28 PM
There's a newbie on here who's bumping threads from 2003.. Anyone who posted that long ago probably isn't around anymore and won't ever ever see the advice you give. Oy vey ::)

Sometimes the advice applies to other situations though...so like in acne threads, people who do searches on SW always appreciate more information about how to get rid of acne, even if the OP isn't around anymore.

kaiarose
01-18-2012, 08:22 PM
^true :)
But there was like 5 of them in a row... I was actually kind of confused at first because I didn't recognize the thread so I figured it was new. Then a bunch started popping up and I realized they were reallllly old! lol.. like some of the first threads ever posted on here, old....lol