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charlie61
10-27-2010, 09:01 PM
^ You two should post links!!!

charlie61
10-27-2010, 09:10 PM
^ Damn, that's super sexy!! It'll look awesome w/ your black hair!

Kylea2
10-27-2010, 09:23 PM
Had a killer day at work..I work for a builder so I sit in a model home & sell real estate..well I had a girlfriend of mine come in & role play like I was going to sell her a house...DAM that shit was good!

I need a good multi-millionaire business man to "role play" with. ;D For some reason a good looking guy in an office, or a hardware store always works me up.

PhxRising
10-27-2010, 11:10 PM
Food. Now.

DesuvsDeath
10-27-2010, 11:13 PM
There's a crazy hateful vegan wishing death upon me and my family because I eat meat.
I'm on day two of trolling her. Each answer is more and more ridiculous. I'm practically rolling on the ground over here.
...I think next I'm going to suggest that she consider that church might help her not be such an angry person. : DDD

pixierocksonthepole
10-28-2010, 03:38 AM
I can't wait for my new book to come in. It's supposed to be a sort of mediation practice that's been around for ages. And I need this simple balance in my life to bring my stress levels down. Knowing full well I needed assistance with this, I found a new book that should be here Tuesday. Wellness, here I come. :)

unbeleavable
10-28-2010, 07:05 AM
I need a good multi-millionaire business man to "role play" with. ;D For some reason a good looking guy in an office, or a hardware store always works me up.

Well I'm not a multi-millionaire but she did a great acting part & she didn't even come out of character..which made it so hot...It was a very nice master bedroom too..yummy

BmiWMT14
10-28-2010, 10:18 AM
I can't believe I just caught an employee masturbating in the bathroom...

pixierocksonthepole
10-28-2010, 10:36 AM
^^^Sounds like a very interesting day.

tempest666
10-28-2010, 10:39 AM
Would you want to eat something that's been dead for 3 months and then reheated -_-

pixierocksonthepole
10-28-2010, 11:47 AM
Would you want to eat something that's been dead for 3 months and then reheated -_-

Depends on if it were dead for three months and put in the freezer right away while it was still fresh or not. If not, then hell no that is asking to get sick.

_Avery_
10-28-2010, 12:06 PM
IT'S COLD OUT...BRRRR!!

I should get on cam....I NEED to get on cam....WTF is wrong with me??
Ugh, where is my motivation?? :(

_Avery_
10-28-2010, 12:43 PM
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Promnesiac
10-28-2010, 01:28 PM
The tamale was a poor choice.

Kellydancer
10-28-2010, 01:29 PM
I hate getting my period, especially the first day with heavy cramps. I'll probably miss it when I go through menopause.

DesuvsDeath
10-28-2010, 03:17 PM
My brain is all jumbled today.
I'm just zoning out... trying to focus and figure out all the things I need to do...

MistyRose
10-28-2010, 03:31 PM
Ah, so there we are. You think all girls from Europe are trying to get citizenship. You think I'm standing by your son for better or worse for 4 years now because I want a green card?? You arrogant, ignorant idiot. You who thought visiting a crappy little desert town in California was the adventure of my life, who thought that I'll be seeing malls for the first time in my life and you who have no idea what spectacular sights there are in my country, that you cannot even imagine? If I am after material gain don't you think that, with my looks, incoming masters degree, near perfect English and nice manners I would aim higher than a 21 yo boy with a high school degree, from a minority, with a crazy ass family, no money, who's dying of cancer?

I wanna grab one of those guns, that you, the idiot you are, keep inside your house, and smack you on the back of your head with it. Arrogant asshole.


/end rant

Sorry everyone. I'm having a streak of bad days. :(

rubyredlipsss
10-28-2010, 03:47 PM
seriously the next person that tells me "smoking kills," i'm gonna blow smoke in their face and tell them i'm taking them with me.

ArmySGT.
10-28-2010, 04:09 PM
There's a crazy hateful vegan wishing death upon me and my family because I eat meat.
I'm on day two of trolling her. Each answer is more and more ridiculous. I'm practically rolling on the ground over here.
...I think next I'm going to suggest that she consider that church might help her not be such an angry person. : DDD

I can fap to this............

Promnesiac
10-28-2010, 04:15 PM
I can't take you seriously as a colleague when you sound like a valley girl. And I'm even from there! Let's communicate solely through email from now until the end of time. Love, your sort of boss.

_Avery_
10-28-2010, 04:19 PM
I feel better. :)
Made a little money. :)

DirtyLittleSecret
10-28-2010, 04:27 PM
Give up my "modesty" and make money but lose part of self
OR Keep as is, make little but keep self.
or no longer pursue it.

charlie61
10-28-2010, 04:28 PM
^ Trust me, crossing boundaries never ends well. Stick with your guns and keep it up if it's still worth it to you.

ArmySGT.
10-28-2010, 04:36 PM
is silly but, I like it.

JayATee
10-28-2010, 04:41 PM
The universe officially hates me this week. Did I really have to not only get my period (on top of being stupidly sick and losing a week of work) but get it in public and all over myself and my fav pair of comfy pants? Really?!?! I need a hug. :-[>:(:'(

charlie61
10-28-2010, 04:42 PM
^ Awww... :(

ArmySGT.
10-28-2010, 04:46 PM
The universe officially hates me this week. Did I really have to not only get my period (on top of being stupidly sick and losing a week of work) but get it in public and all over myself and my fav pair of comfy pants? Really?!?! I need a hug. :-[>:(:'(


Ok I have peanut butter cups, aspirin, absorbine junior, cranberry juice, and an electric blanket. Bottle of vodka in the freezer.

I can run out for some sailor Jerrys Rum, coke zero, and some limes.

That'll make it better.

charlie61
10-28-2010, 04:48 PM
Ok I have peanut butter cups, aspirin, absorbine junior, cranberry juice, and an electric blanket. Bottle of vodka in the freezer.


I think you just wanted to squeeze in another Charlie-taunting post about peanut butter cups... :D

DesuvsDeath
10-28-2010, 04:51 PM
I can fap to this............
I'm having SUCH a good time... we're on day three... and she's desperately grasping at straws trying to find something to upset me while I LOL.

Tasha_xoxo
10-28-2010, 04:53 PM
this thread is kinda like postsecret.

JayATee
10-28-2010, 04:54 PM
Ok I have peanut butter cups, aspirin, absorbine junior, cranberry juice, and an electric blanket. Bottle of vodka in the freezer.

I can run out for some sailor Jerrys Rum, coke zero, and some limes.

That'll make it better.

Omg this is so sweet! You totally just made me smile! :)

DesuvsDeath
10-28-2010, 04:56 PM
There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs912.snc4/72566_1623753323075_1513751238_1525661_7725380_n.j pg

Promnesiac
10-28-2010, 05:02 PM
You got nuthin', Texas Rangers. Welcome to San Francisco.

JayATee
10-28-2010, 05:03 PM
You got nuthin', Texas Rangers. Welcome to San Francisco.

Hell yeah girl!

Promnesiac
10-28-2010, 05:05 PM
Hell yeah girl!

The sad part is that since I'm a gimp on crutches right now, I'm watching the game alone in my apartment. Chanting "URIBE!!" alone doesn't quite have the same ring. :D

JayATee
10-28-2010, 05:07 PM
The sad part is that since I'm a gimp on crutches right now, I'm watching the game alone in my apartment. Chanting "URIBE!!" alone doesn't quite have the same ring. :D

Hahahaha. Spirit counts regardless! ;)

ArmySGT.
10-28-2010, 05:09 PM
I'm having SUCH a good time... we're on day three... and she's desperately grasping at straws trying to find something to upset me while I LOL.

Dear Vegan

Yougurt is alive. alive man! Aliiiiiiiiive. Vegetables are organisms too. They live. that bean curd same thing... first it was soy beans, then it was a living culture, then you fermented it...... Searing the bacteria alive in various alcohols. Oh the humanity!


^
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Or use something along those lines.

Next up Hebrew zombies that died for sins, I wasn't around yet to try on.

DesuvsDeath
10-28-2010, 05:15 PM
Dear Vegan

Yougurt is alive. alive man! Aliiiiiiiiive. Vegetables are organisms too. They live. that bean curd same thing... first it was soy beans, then it was a living culture, then you fermented it...... Searing the bacteria alive in various alcohols. Oh the humanity!
Will be sure and work that in.
I went through her blog and found out that she feeds her dog food that came from animals... so I'm currently quoting everything she's said to me... right back at her. I'm hoping her brain explodes in her skull when she realizes...

chanzep
10-28-2010, 05:16 PM
What a long day.

ArmySGT.
10-28-2010, 05:18 PM
No I couldn't bring up Peanut butter cups. That would be unfair teasing Charlie 61.

yeah totally unfair.


Those things are so good. With the ever-so-slight salty crunch in the peanut butter...the melty chocolatey goodness...

DesuvsDeath
10-28-2010, 05:20 PM
The internet is completely failing at entertaining me right now. D:<

ArmySGT.
10-28-2010, 05:24 PM
The internet is completely failing at entertaining me right now. D:<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3S4dBk4E1g&feature=related

http://www.instructables.com/

http://wwww.lifehacker.com/

http://www.stickdeath.com/frameset.htm

charlie61
10-28-2010, 05:31 PM
No I couldn't bring up Peanut butter cups. That would be unfair teasing Charlie 61.

yeah totally unfair.

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

ArmySGT.
10-28-2010, 05:36 PM
Fapfapfapfapfapfapfap


Peanut butter cups as a sex toy / lubricant.


This is relevant to my interests.

Please do continue. :D

pixierocksonthepole
10-29-2010, 12:28 PM
I want Chipotle...BAD.

DirtyLittleSecret
10-29-2010, 04:32 PM
....Wow, another whole $10....wonder-fuckin-ful.
I'm so glad 2hrs of my time is worth $10. Am i doing something wrong? I mean i "loosened" up my modest good girl-ness and brought out the glam lingerie to shown off the gals, played games, held a competition.......for a total of $10. FUCK ME. Is it even worth it anymore?!

Kylea2
10-29-2010, 04:42 PM
Peanut butter cups as a sex toy / lubricant.


This is relevant to my interests.

Please do continue. :D

I shouldn't even describe the picture of you that just popped into my head. Something about questioning girth vs the circumference of the peanut butter cup... :-X

papillonluvr
10-29-2010, 04:44 PM
Is it me, or do there seem to be a lot of teachers/ex-teachers/was-gonna-be-a-teacher on this board?

Kellydancer
10-29-2010, 05:14 PM
Wow. I was on the various dating sites basically trolling to see what kinds of loser guys are on these sites. I was looking for guys wanting above their league and fatties when I realized most of these guys are decent looking. Actually most of these guys were good looking, never married, no kids, around my age and looking for the same thing I am. Maybe I really should try online dating again. Nah, probably not, most of them are probably not good guys after all and they stole the photos.



Is it me, or do there seem to be a lot of teachers/ex-teachers/was-gonna-be-a-teacher on this board?

I hadn't thought of that, but I did know a few teachers who were strippers so maybe the fields are closer than we think. I was a substitute teacher myself and considering getting the teacher certificate.

DesuvsDeath
10-29-2010, 05:43 PM
I want Chipotle...BAD.
Ohhhhh GODDDDD. ME TOOO!