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lemiwinks31
02-16-2012, 05:05 PM
I just checked my pockets....and i have like....3 nickels....
I meant that i have 3 nickels to spend.............on stripper whore blowjobs........
.....not that I sucked 3 dicks in the back room and therefore, now have 3 nickels.....
not that there is anything wrong with that.
JayATee
02-16-2012, 05:06 PM
I just checked my pockets....and i have like....3 nickels....
I meant that i have 3 nickels to spend.............on stripper whore blowjobs........
.....not that I sucked 3 dicks in the back room and therefore, now have 3 nickels.....
not that there is anything wrong with that.
LMFAO!!!!!!! I was about to comment on this! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Seriously fucking bumming tonight...
ArmySGT.
02-16-2012, 05:09 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/Awesome/Screen-shot-2010-02-19-at-Fri2-19245.png
Admit it. You read that with the proper accent.
JayATee
02-16-2012, 05:10 PM
^ Yes. Yes I did. LoL
slowpoke
02-16-2012, 05:43 PM
You know me....if I had a nickel for every dick I've sucked in the back room, I'd be rolling in the dough.
Did you do it for free?
lestat1
02-16-2012, 06:36 PM
I just checked my pockets....and i have like....3 nickels....
What happened to that dime I gave you for the two-fer?
ArmySGT.
02-16-2012, 06:58 PM
What happened to that dime I gave you for the two-fer?
Hey Pal! There's a line. No flashing your dime for a cut in line.
Natalllia
02-16-2012, 07:02 PM
You know me....if I had a nickel for every dick I've sucked in the back room, I'd be rolling in the dough.
Awww, don't sell yourself short. I'm sure your backroom BJs are worth AT LEAST a quarter. ;)
DesuvsDeath
02-16-2012, 07:19 PM
Every day I work the dressing room it's filled with girls crying about how slow it is... Meanwhile I'm averaging per day what the average girl here appears to make in a week.
Natalllia
02-16-2012, 07:36 PM
I found an entertaining new time-wasting website, called "Is it Normal". People post about whatever, asking if it's "normal" (i.e. - if other people do it too).
http://isitnormal.com/story/i-smell-my-fingers-731/
MargaritaVillain
02-16-2012, 08:39 PM
The nickel-blowjob posts are really cracking me up
http://i.imgur.com/b1zo1.gif
JayATee
02-16-2012, 08:44 PM
Did you do it for free?
Trust me, the lady is way smarter than that!
firemaiden04
02-16-2012, 08:47 PM
My blowjobs are priceless.
_Avery_
02-16-2012, 08:47 PM
I found an entertaining new time-wasting website, called "Is it Normal". People post about whatever, asking if it's "normal" (i.e. - if other people do it too).
omg..lmao...this site is great!
My new time killer!!
wtf..lmao
JayATee
02-16-2012, 08:49 PM
My blowjobs are priceless.
I'm seeing a mastercard commercial in the making!!
Kellydancer
02-16-2012, 08:50 PM
I'm going to start a rock band called Nickel Blowjobs.
firemaiden04
02-16-2012, 08:56 PM
I'm seeing a mastercard commercial in the making!!
Engagement ring: $11,000
Wedding band: $1,500
Lilies for Valentine's Day: $70
Getting a blowjob from firemaiden04: Priceless.
firemaiden04
02-16-2012, 08:57 PM
Well, since my husband is at tech school in TX with the USAF and will be for probably the next year, the priceless blowjobs are kind of on hold for the moment.
ArmySGT.
02-16-2012, 09:24 PM
I'm going to start a rock band called Nickel Blowjobs.
It's taken. The blowjobs are so bad they have to return the money.
That why they go by Nickelback.
yoda57us
02-16-2012, 09:54 PM
This gives a whole new meaning to the expression "Heads or Tails"....
ArmySGT.
02-16-2012, 10:50 PM
Awww, don't sell yourself short. I'm sure your backroom BJs are worth AT LEAST a quarter. ;)
Hey, Hey! We won't be having any of that. This style of investing is what drove up the price of gasoline............. Why you could bankrupt the country! Look at the suffering you could cause! High gas prices! High food prices! Now you want to ram it to the working man with 25 cent blowjobs too?
Robber Baron!
firemaiden04
02-17-2012, 12:17 AM
Just ordered my 50mm Titanium Gold X-pole Xpert from Amazon :D
Very, very excited!!!
Natalllia
02-17-2012, 03:27 AM
Hey, Hey! We won't be having any of that. This style of investing is what drove up the price of gasoline............. Why you could bankrupt the country! Look at the suffering you could cause! High gas prices! High food prices! Now you want to ram it to the working man with 25 cent blowjobs too?
Robber Baron!
Wouldn't the working man be the one "ramming it" (to the working girl), in this case?
Kisca
02-17-2012, 03:52 AM
I think stripping totally buried my postive mentality....
I love my life (at home), then outside of the house, im a wreck... ughhh.
Naida
02-17-2012, 05:05 AM
Why do makeup brushes have to be so effing complicated? A lot of people are like, "just buy a set at the drug store." Do I look like a fifteen year old girl who smears a too-orange foundation on? Hell to the no. The entire reason I've spent this much time trying to figure it out is because, 1) I want to do the shit RIGHT and 2) because I'm planning to buy a pro-artist worthy collection for a friend of mine. In her words, I was her inspiration to actually learn nails and makeup, and we've talked in the past about working together.
On a side note, still trying to figure out a good name for an adult business that doesn't sound overtly adult. Preferably one that still incorporates the word "sin", but that might be too much to ask.
Help anyone?
smeca
02-17-2012, 05:23 AM
Weirdly all I want to do lately is be a bit housewifey, with a few nights dancing... less stressful than trying to get a dayjob that doesn't suck and the house will always be tidy. Hmmmm
Naida
02-17-2012, 06:34 AM
BOTM, thanks. I'm not a particularly big fan of Eco Tools. Bought a set once upon a time and it just kinda fell to bits in the matter of a month- hairs falling out during EVERY application, the glue in the ferrule coming apart from the handles, etc. But the Sephora brushes are good? I had been thinking about buying either Japonesque or MAC, since they're the ones I hear about most.
More than anything though, I'm just trying to learn the brushes themselves and what they're used for. I mean, I still only understand like four different brushes. Nothing I've read online is helping to demystify.
_Avery_
02-17-2012, 08:24 AM
Can someone explain to me what this thing called a "nap" is..........
unbeleavable
02-17-2012, 09:09 AM
Yesterday I got hustled by a girl scout...I told her No 2 times, I don't need cookies & on the 3rd...Yes. Then she tells me she doesn't take credit cards....So I went to the ATM to get cash :)
yoda57us
02-17-2012, 09:15 AM
^ Proving once again that successful dancers are born, not made....
Taylor swift is even hotter now that shes a little older.
lemiwinks31
02-17-2012, 02:03 PM
Can someone explain to me what this thing called a "nap" is..........
We will be happy to explain it to you once your kids reach school age.
Kellydancer
02-17-2012, 02:14 PM
It's taken. The blowjobs are so bad they have to return the money.
That why they go by Nickelback.
That makes sense. Here I thought it's because they suck so bad with the music that they have to give people money to listen to them.
4everresolutions
02-17-2012, 02:14 PM
I'm so glad to be moving into my new place....but I'm SO board waiting for the cable guy to come.
He'd better be REALLY fucking hot to make up for this wait.
Hmmm.....Cable Boy fantasies....
kaiarose
02-17-2012, 02:23 PM
^ Reminds me of the Jim Carrey movie....creepy.....lol
Just got done cleaning the whole damn house just so we can have an afterbar tomorrow night after work. I'm so excited! Haven't hung out with my peeps since NYE... I <3 our friends :)
unbeleavable
02-17-2012, 08:21 PM
Watching BILL MAHER..don't agree always but love the train of thought to ask..
Naida
02-17-2012, 09:44 PM
Michael Moore, your place on my shitlist has been renewed.
DesuvsDeath
02-17-2012, 10:23 PM
I'm so glad to be moving into my new place....but I'm SO board waiting for the cable guy to come.
He'd better be REALLY fucking hot to make up for this wait.
Hmmm.....Cable Boy fantasies....
Look at where you live. He's going to be fat.
We both know it.
chanzep
02-17-2012, 11:22 PM
I loved NYC gota go back there soon, bein there on Superbowl night was amazin had a great night out, The strip club was great too!
chanzep
02-17-2012, 11:23 PM
need to buy new laptop boo!
DesuvsDeath
02-17-2012, 11:35 PM
Just booked plane tix for my trip to the east coast.
So excited/nervous to FINALLY meet my guildie.
JayATee
02-18-2012, 04:55 AM
Just booked plane tix for my trip to the east coast.
So excited/nervous to FINALLY meet my guildie.
*gasp* where are you going to be on the east coast???
Looking at computer parts... can't decide whether to upgrade or just buy a new machine...
aussiebelle
02-18-2012, 05:50 AM
I'm going through old posts and I'm missing the old days on SW. Like circa 2008. Feels like forever ago now.
Davey17
02-18-2012, 06:05 AM
Every day I work the dressing room it's filled with girls crying about how slow it is... Meanwhile I'm averaging per day what the average girl here appears to make in a week.
Cream always rises to the Top Desuvd ........And while 3/4 spend their time complaining those that know what they are doing ..SIMPLY GET ON WITH IT . In tighter times , those that put in a great effort make money ... those who complain and carry on , cannot even help themselves .
All power to you ..Well done .
kaiarose
02-18-2012, 11:11 AM
Really fucking nervous.... leaving my home club and going to Avery's old club. I haven't been a new girl in 10 years! I'm going with my bff thank god but still. Avery said there's one girl there that's mean and I'm def not looking forward to that :/ I'm a lover not a fighter.
slowpoke
02-18-2012, 11:20 AM
Look at where you live. He's going to be fat.
We both know it.
Plumber butt!
DesuvsDeath
02-18-2012, 12:48 PM
*gasp* where are you going to be on the east coast?...
NJ. I'm visiting friends as an excuse to go see Eluveitie again because the show was so amazing the first time.
JayATee
02-18-2012, 01:19 PM
I'm going through old posts and I'm missing the old days on SW. Like circa 2008. Feels like forever ago now.
This happens to me whenever those super old threads are ressurected. I miss a lot of those girls. :(
NJ. I'm visiting friends as an excuse to go see Eluveitie again because the show was so amazing the first time.
Bummer. I was hoping you'd be in NY.
_Avery_
02-18-2012, 01:33 PM
Really fucking nervous.... leaving my home club and going to Avery's old club. I haven't been a new girl in 10 years! I'm going with my bff thank god but still. Avery said there's one girl there that's mean and I'm def not looking forward to that :/ I'm a lover not a fighter.
You'll be fine.
and that girl won't be a bitch to your face...she likes to talk shit in the back, and when confronted, deny, deny, deny...she sucks. lol
JayATee
02-18-2012, 01:39 PM
Fluffily frolicking. That is all.