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ArmySGT.
10-29-2010, 06:38 PM
I shouldn't even describe the picture of you that just popped into my head. Something about questioning girth vs the circumference of the peanut butter cup... :-X

LOL!

Great Minds think alike! }:D



The meatball marinara sammy from Subway was so damn good I want one now too!

Meatballs, provolone cheese, raw spinach, raw red onion, cucumber, banana peppers, black olives, and salt and pepper.

Like sex in the summer rain good! Mmmmmmmmmmmm :)

Kylea2
10-29-2010, 07:47 PM
LOL!

Great Minds think alike! }:D



The meatball marinara sammy from Subway was so damn good I want one now too!

:D That follow up comment didn't help... just changed the picture to a new type of food. Hot dog & meatballs anyone?

_Avery_
10-29-2010, 07:47 PM
OMFG @ some of this extreme porn
OWWWW...hog tying just doesn't look hot to me.
I must be lame. lol

ArmySGT.
10-29-2010, 07:53 PM
:D That follow up comment didn't help... just changed the picture to a new type of food. Hot dog & meatballs anyone?


My meatballs are heavy with sauce. Fills you right up.

Kylea2
10-29-2010, 07:56 PM
^^^ LOL I needed a good laugh today! I was looking for some cream sauce earlier... but it was for ravioli.

ArmySGT.
10-29-2010, 08:04 PM
^^^ LOL I needed a good laugh today! I was looking for some cream sauce earlier... but it was for ravioli.


Toss your salad to go with that Ravioli?

ArmySGT.
10-29-2010, 08:58 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/truelove.jpg

ArmySGT.
10-29-2010, 08:59 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/Insults/WaitToo.jpg

rubyredlipsss
10-30-2010, 12:33 AM
i hate when i accidentally hit the new posts button twice and have to wait ten seconds. i need stripperweb INSTANTLY!!! I CAN'T WAIT 10 SECONDS!!


(sorry, i don't know where that rage came from)

ArmySGT.
10-30-2010, 08:37 AM
i hate when i accidentally hit the new posts button twice and have to wait ten seconds. i need stripperweb INSTANTLY!!! I CAN'T WAIT 10 SECONDS!!


(sorry, i don't know where that rage came from)

Poopin

rubyredlipsss
10-30-2010, 10:44 AM
^maaaaybe. or lack thereof...i usually feel better once i've gone.

Jessie_tinydancer
10-30-2010, 10:53 AM
^bsahahahahahahahah

Ughhh just got home from work and damn dancing sober is soooo much more tiring than dancing trashed. My boss was laughing at me as I left because I was retarded. I was like, "ya this is me sober... scary eh?" Its like my brain cells need to be broken in order to work.

KS_Stevia
10-30-2010, 10:55 AM
More masterbation, expense reports, or clean the house? All on my mind, can't till which one to plow through next. So I will continue to surf the web....

JayATee
10-30-2010, 11:19 AM
^bsahahahahahahahah

Ughhh just got home from work and damn dancing sober is soooo much more tiring than dancing trashed. My boss was laughing at me as I left because I was retarded. I was like, "ya this is me sober... scary eh?" Its like my brain cells need to be broken in order to work.

I am sooo the same way. I do sooo much better a little drunk.

pixierocksonthepole
10-30-2010, 11:20 AM
Ohhhhh GODDDDD. ME TOOO!

It was pretty epic. I actually finished my burrito this time. That rarely ever happens.

pixierocksonthepole
10-30-2010, 11:22 AM
Going out with my Mom tonight to a drag bar. Going to see the Halloween show the drag Queens put on. Best plan yet.

princessjas
10-30-2010, 12:27 PM
What in the crap did I do to myself and WHY???? Gawd it feels good to feel like me again. Still a little addled but like my happy, bouncy little pervy self again!! Now, I wanna chat with Daddy and can't since I'm being observed for a few nights.

Yayyy for feeling like doing stuff again tho!!

princessjas
10-30-2010, 12:28 PM
OMFG @ some of this extreme porn
OWWWW...hog tying just doesn't look hot to me.
I must be lame. lol

Well, did they do it kinda sexy like, while teasing? Or just some fat weirdo who didn't know what he was doing (see way to many of those in porn).

JayATee
10-30-2010, 07:53 PM
I am STILL sick. I'm not getting any better and I'm seriously scared they're going to admit me if I don't show any improvement over the weekend.... not to mention I'm likely to lose my job at my one bar if I have to call in monday and I don't want to be a FT dancer again! :'(

ArmySGT.
10-30-2010, 08:11 PM
I am STILL sick. I'm not getting any better and I'm seriously scared they're going to admit me if I don't show any improvement over the weekend.... not to mention I'm likely to lose my job at my one bar if I have to call in monday and I don't want to be a FT dancer again! :'(

Pedia lyte, water, aspirin, and get under a pile of blankets. Break the fever and sweat it out. High temps will kill the virus, so get to sweating. Get those liquids in to flush it out.

Kylea2
10-30-2010, 08:41 PM
JayATee, I hope you get better hun! :hug:



Sometimes I see photos of guys with wads of cash who are obviously not drug dealers, & I have to wonder:

"Did he rob a stripper?"

:confused:

tempest666
10-30-2010, 10:20 PM
I just wrestled naked in Caro syrup and made money!!!!! :D

tempest666
10-30-2010, 10:21 PM
Why do Mexicans always try to finger my asshole or pick up on my BOYFRIEND? ::)

Kylea2
10-30-2010, 10:39 PM
I just wrestled naked in Caro syrup and made money!!!!! :D

Oh my! LOL that's going to be fun to clean up. You need someone to lick it off... where's your boy toy?

tempest666
10-30-2010, 10:43 PM
Eating a bowl of cereal watching a movie... lol I'm gonna shower soon. Wanna see a naughty picture }:D

tempest666
10-30-2010, 10:43 PM
Wait we can't post pics that show penetration right lol

Kylea2
10-30-2010, 10:46 PM
^^^ LOL No, but you have my phone #.

tempest666
10-30-2010, 10:48 PM
I'll send it to u right now

tempest666
10-30-2010, 10:52 PM
ok I love you buh bye!!!!

Kylea2
10-30-2010, 10:57 PM
@Tempest

Got the pic. I was expecting it to be messy like this: http://modelmayhm-8.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/080728/03/488d716c4572e.jpg (NSFW)

Yours was a tease though! LOL

strippername
10-30-2010, 10:58 PM
Is it REALLY ok to have a reoccurring crush every few years with the same guy when I am totally in love with someone else? I don't want to bone him. I just want to look at him and think he is pretty.

tempest666
10-31-2010, 02:31 AM
I'm part Irish.... Melancholia is woven into our DNA, particularly when we drink....

charlie61
10-31-2010, 08:40 AM
Is it REALLY ok to have a reoccurring crush every few years with the same guy when I am totally in love with someone else? I don't want to bone him. I just want to look at him and think he is pretty.

Yes. It is! I actually use these mini-crushes to fuel my relationship with my SO. Take the sexual energy you feel and use it on your SO!

charlie61
10-31-2010, 08:42 AM
I am STILL sick. I'm not getting any better and I'm seriously scared they're going to admit me if I don't show any improvement over the weekend.... not to mention I'm likely to lose my job at my one bar if I have to call in monday and I don't want to be a FT dancer again! :'(

Don't eat anything unless it's a liquid or very easy to digest. When you digest stuff, your body diverts all of its energy to digestion...which you don't want. Focus on staying hydrated and sleeping it out.

miss1dancypants
10-31-2010, 09:13 AM
very tired, but made BANK last night :) happy that my bf is cooking me breakfast... wooo!

_Avery_
10-31-2010, 10:01 AM
Deleted.

charlie61
10-31-2010, 10:02 AM
^ How did you get your body to bounce back after having your first kid? (Oh, and congrats on the next one!!)

_Avery_
10-31-2010, 10:21 AM
Oh goodness, thank you for saying it bounced back! That made my day. :)
It'll honestly never be the same as before. I just walk around with my 'mommy tummy' sucked in...lol
I'm super nervous about the second one since I hear it's harder to lose the weight.

I gained 50lbs with Gage! I'm hoping I don't gain that much with the second one. DEFINITELY gonna exercise and eat healthy. With Gage, I kinda ate everything in sight..lol

and thank you!! <3

_Avery_
10-31-2010, 10:26 AM
Wow!!
LMFAO!!!
Yes, I know a REALLY dumb person....

http://imgur.com/5flyn.jpg

this is going on failbook.com

JayATee
10-31-2010, 11:54 AM
^ Lmfao! That's the best!

Ok... so they've put me on antibiotics. We'll see what happens. If that doesn't work it's an admit to the hospital.... With no health insurance. And I'm likely to lose another day of work tomorrow, if I even still work there at all. FML....

Promnesiac
10-31-2010, 12:57 PM
I found a lost dog last night, and I think someone just dumped him in the park because they didn't want to train him. Now it's breaking my heart that I have to take him to the SPCA, because an elderly dog in failing health and a cat are enough to handle - a badly behaved Shiba Inu just adds madness to the mix. He's sitting on the couch next to me licking my hand.


:'(

DirtyLittleSecret
10-31-2010, 01:23 PM
.....nerves gonna snap....nerves gonna snap.... i can just feel it.
You know the feeling when the last drop of emotion lands into the very full bucket you've been hold in. Yeah, that's me. I'm gonna end this day melting down, i can just feel it. Kicking, screaming, crying....the bucket it just gonna tip over and let lose....
I can clearly see why my one friend killed himself. I can totally feel it....

chanzep
10-31-2010, 05:59 PM
Halloween was fun}:D

Tasha_xoxo
10-31-2010, 06:49 PM
today i was at a bar,,
and two men were sitting peacefully when one starts to insult the other,,
He screams "i slept with your mother."
the whole bar went quite,,waiting for the other mans response.
the first man repeats "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!",,
and the second guy says calmly to the first "go home dad,,your drunk."

LMAO!

shasta
10-31-2010, 06:52 PM
Halloween,
Lazy parents that drive their kids instead of walking them.

The kid who stuck HIS hand into the bowl of candy I was holding when I opened the door. Hmm.

charlie61
10-31-2010, 06:54 PM
^ I HATE it when parents drive their kids around. Once I saw families doing this with golf carts. Seriously??? So the point is just to get as much candy in as little time as possible? What kind of values are you instilling in your children??????

Promnesiac
10-31-2010, 07:02 PM
I think I'm the only person who doesn't "get" Halloween. Trick or treating is just panhandling for kids.

Then again, I'm probably just bitter because I never did it. :D

ArmySGT.
10-31-2010, 07:41 PM
I really miss the locker room and on the Stage pics the Strippers used to post.

Used to be alot of those.

My random thought for the day.

Kylea2
10-31-2010, 08:07 PM
Just saw a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Halloween commercial on TV & thought of Charlie61 & ArmySGT.

Also, I'm pissed at whomever it was that took the time to take the candle out of one of my pumpkins & shred it to pieces on the front porch. They spoil the fun...

firemaiden04
10-31-2010, 08:21 PM
So I just did my Samhain ritual...outside, of course, as the smoke from the charcoal tablets and incense powders would almost certainly set off the smoke detectors in the house. And it's fucking FREEZING outside. Definitely NOT the most intent ritual I've ever done...the candles kept blowing out from the wind, and even though I have several layers of clothing on, I couldn't wear gloves, and my hands were practically numb towards the end of it. And after I finished everything, I bring everything back inside, then decide to check weather.com to see how cold it actually is...and it's 35 degrees, like the coldest it's been yet this season. One of the things I wished for the new year was continued good health...and just watch to see me get a major cold from being outside in the fucking cold for an hour tonight.

Yeah, like I said. NOT the most intent ritual I've ever done. Very anti-climactic for a celebration of the old and new year. Definitely not feeling too magickal or spiritual right now.