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charlie61
03-08-2012, 07:36 PM
^ I know, right? I've always wanted to see what I could look like if I had my hair / makeup done professionally and got photographed by someone who knows what they're doing.
lestat1
03-08-2012, 08:27 PM
I really want to buy some girl scout cookies but I'm afraid of the repercussions of placing a Craig's List add stating: "33 y/o M in search of girl scout." Seems like the sort of thing that attracts the FBI's attention.
tuesdaymarie
03-08-2012, 08:44 PM
^Shit, should've posted that a few weeks ago. My niece is a Girl Scout and a born hustler. She called me from her dad's phone (tricky little broad) and without any further bullshit just said, "It's GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME! How many and what kind?" My skinny jeans currently loath her.
unbeleavable
03-08-2012, 09:35 PM
I was hustled as well & then told "I don't take CC" had to go to a ATM...lol
The_Adict
03-09-2012, 12:32 AM
Hate to see her go, but I like to watching her leave ;)
firemaiden04
03-09-2012, 01:22 AM
Can't sleep, so I'm going through all my old dancing outfits and trying everything on to see what fits. I'm going back to dancing at the end of this month and I'm getting all itchy about it. The one thing I am alarmed about is my shoes...I have a bright shiny new pair of stripper heels and I'm tottering around in them like a newbie. I figured it was like riding a bike, but apparently not. And nothing makes me more nervous than being afraid that at any minute I'm going to fall flat on my ass in front of the entire club. I guess I'm going to be doing some housework and shit in these shoes for a couple of days so I can get used to them again.
chanzep
03-09-2012, 01:28 AM
My only shitty night this week, packed with cheapos
DesuvsDeath
03-09-2012, 05:22 AM
I had a crush on two boys... I went for the one I thought was "in my league" because I assumed there was no way in Hell I had a chance with the other.
...turns out I just wasted a bunch of time playing games and running around in circles with that little fuck when I could've had exactly what I wanted from the hot one all along.
Lesson learned. Next time... Aim high.
Anastasia Foxx
03-09-2012, 07:03 AM
^Shit, should've posted that a few weeks ago. My niece is a Girl Scout and a born hustler. She called me from her dad's phone (tricky little broad) and without any further bullshit just said, "It's GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME! How many and what kind?" My skinny jeans currently loath her.
THIS!!!!!!! Where did these girls learn to hustle like this? Hubby came home with a CASE of Thin Mints. A CASE OF THIN MINTS! I can't hustle him to the couch in our living room for a free nekkid dance but some 10 year old hustled him into a CASE OF THIN MINTS?!
smdh
kaiarose
03-09-2012, 07:07 AM
Seriously cheap stripper clothes (under clubwear) yet very good quality clothes. My bff just ordered from there and she got her stuff in 2 and a half weeks (they're based in China). She got 6 dresses, 2 of them being long gowns, and only spent $111 and that included shipping!
MargaritaVillain
03-09-2012, 08:47 AM
I just can't say "no" to the Girl Scouts.... especially then their question is "Will you please stop stealing our cookies?"
_Avery_
03-09-2012, 08:59 AM
I'm gonna take some slutty pics and post them all over SW later.
_Avery_
03-09-2012, 05:03 PM
stop liking your own status messages!! lol lol lol
ArmySGT.
03-09-2012, 06:02 PM
I'm gonna take some slutty pics and post them all over SW later.
Well, I can't log out now.
anouk.oui
03-09-2012, 07:16 PM
i just wanna crawl under my blankeys with my cat and a sandwich and never.fucking. face the world.
Kat w
03-09-2012, 07:27 PM
Skipping out on work and my party plans afterwards to stay home and take a bath.
LaurenAus
03-09-2012, 07:29 PM
anouk at leaSt u know what it's like to be single! It ain't smooth sailing!
Pottymouth101
03-09-2012, 07:56 PM
Why do people leave dishes in the sink and then pretend that they didn't do it? Uhm hello, its only two of us living here! Stupid dummy!
Kat w
03-09-2012, 08:17 PM
I'm in the bath worrying that guys these days don't appreciate legs enough. Young guys need to get their heads out of their asses vis a vis legs.
Natalllia
03-09-2012, 08:18 PM
Visitors found this page by searching for "Family feud cheap man in strippers g string".
Lol!
_Avery_
03-09-2012, 08:19 PM
^^ bwa hahahahahaha lmfao!
and wtf @ the atomic wedgie one too! lol lol
obscurity
03-09-2012, 08:56 PM
[QUOTE=unbeleavable;2311507]I was hustled as well & then told "I don't take CC" had to go to a ATM...lol[/QUOTE
lmao i imagine you walking down the st to said atm, little girl following you with a box of thin mints shoved in your back.....oh yeah lolololololl..gangsta
obscurity
03-09-2012, 09:00 PM
This is the last time I'm volunteering to travel for work for a long time! I'm just too busy with my core job to take four days out of my work week. Reno is cool n' all, but tonight I'm staying in my hotel. Hot shower, takeout, and bad TV for me!
sounds like an amazing nite, bad tv def. has it's place in my life!
_Avery_
03-09-2012, 09:18 PM
Completely fucking horrified and disgusted.
I need to go read happy stories to cleanse my brain right now.
unbeleavable
03-09-2012, 10:09 PM
^^^serial killer to be...sick fuck
[QUOTE=unbeleavable;2311507]I was hustled as well & then told "I don't take CC" had to go to a ATM...lol[/QUOTE
lmao i imagine you walking down the st to said atm, little girl following you with a box of thin mints shoved in your back.....oh yeah lolololololl..gangsta
She actually came to my office 3 times before I bought the dam cookies...I don't even eat those & when I said yes here is my card, She said I don't take CC..lol I had to drive to a ATM to get her money:) I felt had after.
ArmySGT.
03-09-2012, 10:25 PM
Ah ha ha ha read the "Names for Pussy" thread again. Damn now I miss some of those people too........... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*Jade*Love
03-10-2012, 01:15 AM
Oh god WHY. Won't you just let me go.
chanzep
03-10-2012, 03:19 AM
Can't sleep grrr, I need to sort it out
firemaiden04
03-10-2012, 04:16 PM
Have you ever noticed that no matter what lotion you use, after you tan in the tanning bed it all smells exactly the same? I used the Body Shop Chocomania body butter, tanned for five minutes, and now my skin smells like that stereotypical overpriced tanning lotion.
Kellydancer
03-10-2012, 04:56 PM
Completely fucking horrified and disgusted.
I need to go read happy stories to cleanse my brain right now.
I've been following that story and it's horrific. People like that should be castrated and I'm being nice.
SabrinaStar
03-10-2012, 05:26 PM
I'm done with social networks. They keep changing there shit around trying to fix stuff that isn't broken. wtf timeline? delete!
yoda57us
03-10-2012, 05:43 PM
Just got a text from a dancer friend that I've been trying to spend some non-club quality time with asking me if I want to meet her at the casino tonight....and I can't go. I'm beyond bummed right now...
I'm in the bath worrying that guys these days don't appreciate legs enough. Young guys need to get their heads out of their asses vis a vis legs.
I assure you some of us do. Not that i'm all that young but i love a sexy pair of legs.
firemaiden04
03-10-2012, 06:46 PM
Man, I gotta say...a lot of the blues on here sound like absolute nightmare customers. Everything's some kind of game and a constant struggle for superiority.
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/310511/20120307/spiders-spin-webs-eastern-australia-escape-flood.htm
Someone please remind me why we allow Australia to exist?
LaurenAus
03-10-2012, 07:17 PM
^ O M G my worst nightmare come true!!!! I studied in sydney for a year and forget the cockroaches there'd be huntsmen spiders crawling free through my house. They look like straight up tarantulas!!!! I was so freaked out
_Avery_
03-10-2012, 07:23 PM
As much as they drive me crazy, my kids are the most amazing things in the world.
They may make me pull my hair out at times, scream in the bathroom at times, but for the few times that happens, they're making me laugh, amazing me with all the new things they learn/discover and do.
Their smile will NEVER, EVER fail to put a smile on my face.
They're just...AMAZING!
_Avery_
03-10-2012, 07:25 PM
Someone please remind me why we allow Australia to exist?
and wow!
Spiders don't bug me at all, that's just amazing though!
LaurenAus
03-10-2012, 07:27 PM
and wow!
Spiders don't bug me at all, that's just amazing though!
Avery how can large spiders not bug you? Tell me so I can overcome my fear of them!!
unbeleavable
03-10-2012, 07:31 PM
Some blues aren't customers..
_Avery_
03-10-2012, 07:39 PM
Avery how can large spiders not bug you? Tell me so I can overcome my fear of them!!
LOL, I dunno..they just don't. :P
Cockroaches on the other hand, I will cry. Those are my worst fear in the entire world!
There was en episode of Hoarders on where these people were living with roaches, I couldn't even watch it. I had to take a shower after seeing one on TV LOL
lestat1
03-10-2012, 08:15 PM
I really want to buy some girl scout cookies but I'm afraid of the repercussions of placing a Craig's List add stating: "33 y/o M in search of girl scout." Seems like the sort of thing that attracts the FBI's attention.
I was hustled as well & then told "I don't take CC" had to go to a ATM...lol
She actually came to my office 3 times before I bought the dam cookies...I don't even eat those & when I said yes here is my card, She said I don't take CC..lol I had to drive to a ATM to get her money:) I felt had after.
I had shopping to do at the mall and I came across some girl scouts closing up shop. You weren't kidding about the hustle! They didn't have tagalongs or samoas left, but they did have thin mints. So little miss "hustle all star" is all up in my face over a couple boxes of berry munch. Literally, she's shoving them at me. No I don't want berry munch; who the fuck buys berry munch!? Serial-killer chipmunks, that's who. I told that bitch-in-training-wheels I wanted thin mints, and she said to me (seriously) "You can buy a whole box!" while pointing to a carton of them. People get all bent out of shape when you hit an 8-year old girl (liberal pansies), so I had to politely decline. I did, however, buy four boxes of thin mints. $4 a box. I remember when it was $2.50 and no upsell. Sheesh, you want to sell me cookies and make yourself useful, go fetch daddy some of those tagalongs. No I have to go to another mall tomorrow to get my peanut butter fix.
unbeleavable
03-10-2012, 08:25 PM
^^^Funnest guy here..said it again. The skills...bow down...bow down:)
sananeko
03-10-2012, 09:48 PM
I forgot how funny it is watching people make movies...
obscurity
03-10-2012, 11:10 PM
So apparently all you need is $50,000 to retire. Learn new things every day...
LMAO....when i saw you posted here....i just knew it was about that guy lololololol DER!
kaiarose
03-11-2012, 02:02 AM
Drunk? Yes I am :) Alone and drunk? Unfortunately :( Hubby never leaves me and he's gone until Monday night... this feels so wrong! I'm totally sleeping on the couch tonight because I'm scared to sleep in the dark in my bed alone :/
chanzep
03-11-2012, 03:21 AM
can't sleep at normal times
This is the worst day of the year. Stupid farmers.
slowpoke
03-11-2012, 12:33 PM
What do farmers have to do with it?