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slowpoke
03-28-2012, 09:50 AM
I can assure you, as someone who's hometown is Nashville, TN, there are not a lot of "Howdy ma'am" and "Yeehaws" going on. What you will get though, is people who smile at strangers, wave at passing cars and say things like "Heeeeeeyyyy y'all, how y'all doin?" and "Oh my god, this is so good it makes ya wanna slap ya mama!"
It's a nice place, I can hardly wait to move out of this clique-y, hateful, dull shit hole here in South Carolina and get back home!
Well, the “yeeehaw’s” are pretty much gone here, but the rest remains.
slowpoke
03-28-2012, 09:59 AM
29766
MAGIC! Ill just order this then and im all set!! :D Happy days! :D
Here is how Candy Barr used to do the look:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1Q6ILcC_n6A/TW_YXwHOrFI/AAAAAAAABlg/Xszp8VyzLi0/s1600/candy.jpg
http://famousdeadmormons.com/images/183.jpg
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le8yooRWwq1qabj53o1_500.jpg
_Avery_
03-28-2012, 10:36 AM
^^perfect body thread.
kaiarose
03-28-2012, 12:01 PM
So my extremely cheap boss is trying to tell us that she can't advertise the club on a billboard because it's illegal. Bwahahahaha!!!! How fucking stupid does she think we are?! There are TONS of billboards for all of our competitors clubs. She is just letting this club die with her. She won't sell it, she refuses to advertise or do drink specials or any sort of specials for that matter. Grrrr.... We even want to do a sexy bikini carwash in the parking lot and she's like, "I want half of your profits.." Bitch, we weren't even going to charge anything! This is about promoting the club and getting people in here. Something you know NOTHING about and you're suppose to be this great business woman?! Puh-leeze!!
Sorry, maybe this should've been in some sort of rant section...lol
slowpoke
03-28-2012, 12:49 PM
Any possibility of putting together a group and buying the place?
kaiarose
03-28-2012, 12:50 PM
Any possibility of putting together a group and buying the place?
Nope. She's had tons of offers and she won't budge.
smeca
03-28-2012, 12:58 PM
So my extremely cheap boss is trying to tell us that she can't advertise the club on a billboard because it's illegal. Bwahahahaha!!!! How fucking stupid does she think we are?! There are TONS of billboards for all of our competitors clubs. She is just letting this club die with her. She won't sell it, she refuses to advertise or do drink specials or any sort of specials for that matter. Grrrr.... We even want to do a sexy bikini carwash in the parking lot and she's like, "I want half of your profits.." Bitch, we weren't even going to charge anything! This is about promoting the club and getting people in here. Something you know NOTHING about and you're suppose to be this great business woman?! Puh-leeze!!
Sorry, maybe this should've been in some sort of rant section...lol
Ugh sounds like my club. We have a decent manager and i've heard good things about his previous management, but the owner doesnt want to pay for any promotion. i don't understand how you can sit there and watch the feeble number of customers every night, dont they have any pride in this big fun club they own?
it seemed like the plan was to price out the losers and attract a richer kind of clientelle but there's none of that going on. Now a few drink deals are back i hope the scumbags dont start coming back. there's a few atm but there's not enough nicer customers for the bar to justify throwing them out for being idiotic.
some girls regularly still do well and several other do ok with some great nights, but it would make so much money if they just got the word out there!
kaiarose
03-28-2012, 01:49 PM
Ugh sounds like my club. We have a decent manager and i've heard good things about his previous management, but the owner doesnt want to pay for any promotion. i don't understand how you can sit there and watch the feeble number of customers every night, dont they have any pride in this big fun club they own?
it seemed like the plan was to price out the losers and attract a richer kind of clientelle but there's none of that going on. Now a few drink deals are back i hope the scumbags dont start coming back. there's a few atm but there's not enough nicer customers for the bar to justify throwing them out for being idiotic.
some girls regularly still do well and several other do ok with some great nights, but it would make so much money if they just got the word out there!
I just don't understand her mindset. She's sitting on a goldmine! She tells us all the time, "You have to spend money to make money." (In regards to buying outfits, makeup, hair done, nails, etc...) She needs to practice what she preaches.
sammii
03-28-2012, 02:13 PM
My weight is finally in the 120's. I've been losing a pound a day. I was going to give myself a cheat day this week, but at the rate I'm going, I might not.
Ms_LeRoi
03-28-2012, 02:23 PM
I desperately want to marry a serious pro athlete(with major status, like Tiger Woods status) and live in South Beach Miami...and I wouldn't give a sh!t about his infidelities because I am and have been with the worst of all bums of all shades and broke isn't cute to me. I am pro athlete wife material... average men just don't do it for me.
firemaiden04
03-28-2012, 03:00 PM
alrighty
DesuvsDeath
03-28-2012, 03:07 PM
Fuck it. I think I'm going to get my tits done.
kaiarose
03-28-2012, 03:10 PM
^Whoa, whoa, whoa now!!!! Ms. Anti-Fake Boobies wants to get her tits done?! What brought on this change of heart??
GlitterBexie
03-28-2012, 03:33 PM
Im going to kill him, im coming round to the idea that i might not actually want to be with him anymore and i dont know if its cause he keeps waking me up during naptime or because he's just a complete dick!
The_Adict
03-28-2012, 03:57 PM
Everyday on the internet is a reminder that guys have no fucking clue how women think but yet act like they do. Relationship advice threads are the Lulz
Bennu
03-28-2012, 04:22 PM
Nope. She's had tons of offers and she won't budge.
Any possibility of her having an "unfortunate accident"? }:D I know a guy who can get rid of the body...no questions asked.
Bennu
03-28-2012, 04:27 PM
Fuck it. I think I'm going to get my tits done.
^Whoa, whoa, whoa now!!!! Ms. Anti-Fake Boobies wants to get her tits done?! What brought on this change of heart??
So apparently, I do need to be watching out for flying pigs. :D
ArmySGT.
03-28-2012, 05:43 PM
Maybe they don't want to be homeless anymore. Maybe they're going to use them to build log cabins. :D
The certainly cut down enough to build a 16x16 frontier cabin. It's an urban green way not a forest, it is a park.
charlie61
03-28-2012, 05:46 PM
I'm going for an informal interview with Northwestern Mutual on Thursday. I'm extremely nervous because I want to get out of dancing after this summer but Idk if this type of career is good for me. I don't consider myself a salesperson and I have a hard time talking to people unless I have a few drinks so this is going to be a challenge :/ I want to do something with my life but this just seems really difficult..
Oh wow, I can't wait to hear how this goes!! Just remember, over your years dancing, you've danced for everyone from drug addicts to CEOs. And every single one of those people was nothing more and nothing less than a human being. Your interviewer will be a human being, too. So try not to be intimidated! They may have something you want, but as long as you go into the interview with that mentality, you'll do fine.
That being said, I couldn't have been more nervous when I interviewed for my first straight job. I feared they'd be able to smell "stripper" all over me and my resume. I way overcompensated (and got the job).
DesuvsDeath
03-28-2012, 06:19 PM
^Whoa, whoa, whoa now!!!! Ms. Anti-Fake Boobies wants to get her tits done?! What brought on this change of heart??
Lol. I'm not anti fake tits... I just don't like 80% of boob jobs I see and most of the ones that DO turn out nice seem to have been on girls who had SPECTACULAR tits in the first place so I tend to like the originals better.
I was mostly kidding when I said it, really. I'm just... Not a big fan of my tits right now is all.
unbeleavable
03-28-2012, 06:34 PM
^^I will give you my honest opinion, I will be a fan if you need one...so yeah pm me;)
*Jade*Love
03-28-2012, 06:48 PM
Lol. I'm not anti fake tits... I just don't like 80% of boob jobs I see and most of the ones that DO turn out nice seem to have been on girls who had SPECTACULAR tits in the first place so I tend to like the originals better.
I was mostly kidding when I said it, really. I'm just... Not a big fan of my tits right now is all.
Aghh I feel the same way about mine! Lately I've been so tempted to book a consultation..
I used to have a fantastic rack. 32DD and perky. Girls at work would ask me if they were fake allll the time. Then I started working out, lost 15lbs, got in really good shape..... suddenly I have no tits. I'm having an identity crisis! I miss my old boobs :(
GlitterBexie
03-28-2012, 07:01 PM
I have now been told twice that i look like a crack head when i have no make up and tan on. (I dont know if this means i look too thin or ill or what as i have all my teeth, no visible facial ulcers, and my pupils both tend to be of an average size) By two different people. Im beginning to develop a complex....but not one big enough to make me think "Im going out in public, need to put make up on" ill just rock the smack rat look and be cheerful about it.
sammii
03-28-2012, 07:17 PM
Aghh I feel the same way about mine! Lately I've been so tempted to book a consultation..
I used to have a fantastic rack. 32DD and perky. Girls at work would ask me if they were fake allll the time. Then I started working out, lost 15lbs, got in really good shape..... suddenly I have no tits. I'm having an identity crisis! I miss my old boobs :(
At least yours were/are perky. Mine are 32D, but not perky at all and I'm only 20. I desperately need a boob job.
ScarlettJanuary
03-28-2012, 10:56 PM
My weight is finally in the 120's. I've been losing a pound a day. I was going to give myself a cheat day this week, but at the rate I'm going, I might not.
Good for you! But 100lbs? That's tiny. I hope u r pretty short :-)
sammii
03-28-2012, 11:05 PM
^ Thanks! I'm only 5 feet, so 100 pounds would be a healthy weight for me. :)
DesuvsDeath
03-28-2012, 11:14 PM
Aghh I feel the same way about mine! Lately I've been so tempted to book a consultation..
I used to have a fantastic rack. 32DD and perky. Girls at work would ask me if they were fake allll the time. Then I started working out, lost 15lbs, got in really good shape..... suddenly I have no tits. I'm having an identity crisis! I miss my old boobs :(
This is exactly the problem. I used to have great tits... Now I don't.so I'm suddenly like "I should do something about this"
papillonluvr
03-29-2012, 12:46 AM
I am never, EVER smoking a cigarette again. One cigarette and I'm sick for 4 days. I am an idiot. Curiosity may not kill the cat but it feels like I'm dying.
sananeko
03-29-2012, 01:04 AM
Headache.....
chanzep
03-29-2012, 06:27 AM
back in London staying where theres no internet argh, at least the sun is shining
sananeko
03-29-2012, 06:37 AM
I'm going to kill him if he messes this up for me..
_natasha
03-29-2012, 06:53 AM
I think I fucked my hair up and am too scared to dry it and see...
sananeko
03-29-2012, 01:21 PM
I'm tempted to put on my swimsuit and go lay out under the sun.
charlie61
03-29-2012, 06:09 PM
I am never, EVER smoking a cigarette again. One cigarette and I'm sick for 4 days. I am an idiot. Curiosity may not kill the cat but it feels like I'm dying.
I hear that. I've never smoked anything...I don't see what the attraction is.
smeca
03-29-2012, 08:46 PM
Argh every time the dressmaker comes to the club i just fall in love with something! I better rake in some money this weekend so i can get the new dress!
sammii
03-30-2012, 02:54 AM
I'm craving a buritto, cheese, Oreo's, and Dorito's soooo friggen bad. Three out of four of these are on hand. It's soooo temping. :( :(
I just need to go to bed and maybe go to Qdoba tomorrow *hopes it won't sound good tomorrow*, then work out like crazy.
mediocrity
03-30-2012, 03:19 AM
I'm craving a buritto, cheese, Oreo's, and Dorito's soooo friggen bad. Three out of four of these are on hand. It's soooo temping. :( :(
I just need to go to bed and maybe go to Qdoba tomorrow *hopes it won't sound good tomorrow*, then work out like crazy.
Drink two glasses of cold water. Cravings shall depart.
Anastasia Foxx
03-30-2012, 09:09 AM
I literally *just* had this conversation with the DJ of the club I retired from regarding a customer & 2 dancers who went out to celebrate the birthday of one of the dancers (who is married to this DJ). All this went down at 3am & the DJ called me at that time, but I don't answer phone calls at 3am.
"So, Dancer #1 took Custy and My Wife out last night to celebrate My Wife's birthday and she wasn't supposed to drink because she was driving, but she did get drunk & blew 3x the legal limit at a license checkpoint. I went up to get Custy and My Wife and they took Dancer #1 to jail for DUI. My Wife was passed out drunk on the sidewalk and had puked all over herself and Custy was just sitting there in shock.
"Anyway, I called you to see if you had the number for Dancer #1's boyfriend because none of us have it and she can't call him because Custy has her phone."
ME: "No, I don't have his number. But if Custy has her phone, get it from the phone."
"Custy doesn't have her boyfriend's number."
ME: "No, I understand that. Custy has her phone, Custy can look up his number in her phone and one of you guys can call him."
"OH! Why didn't we think of that?! When are you coming back to dance at the club?"
I'm not going back to dancing at the club because the stupid hurts my brain
kitinboots
03-30-2012, 12:41 PM
Spent 3 days doing decor for this massive party in town. 15 hours work for a €50 ticket...hmm not sure that works out.
Still, I'm dressed up in a tutu, hotpants and a glittery bra (carnival theme) with sparklesall over my face, and noone to walk through town with :s not looking forward to the stares.
Vyanka
03-30-2012, 12:50 PM
I find it funny that men who claim they "LOVE women" are the first one to disrespect them. Treating them like shit & referring to them as a derogatory names.
sananeko
03-30-2012, 12:50 PM
I should be cleaning.. I just think its a waste of time cause its always dirty when I come back.. i might give it another try since I have a few hours here to waste waiting.
Discuntent
03-30-2012, 01:11 PM
does arm cleavage count for national cleavage day or
unbeleavable
03-30-2012, 01:20 PM
I find it funny that men who claim they "LOVE women" are the first one to disrespect them. Treating them like shit & referring to them as a derogatory names.
I would say it says more about the insecurities a male has than the love of females.
& when I win this lotto 500mil, where you guys want to go..SW trip;)
Kellydancer
03-30-2012, 01:48 PM
I find it funny that men who claim they "LOVE women" are the first one to disrespect them. Treating them like shit & referring to them as a derogatory names.
I've seen this too. Or the men who say they respect women but then believe women should be a certain way because they are women. I recently met a man who says he "respects" women because he would never go to a strip club, but then he said that women shouldn't be working at all. WTF? When a man says women should be a certain way because she is a woman that tells me he doesn't respect women either.
kaiarose
03-30-2012, 01:52 PM
It's amazing, I post a pic of my cleavage (It's National Cleavage Day you know...lol) and 589567438 guys like my pic within a matter of 2 mins! Who would've guessed :P
Kellydancer
03-30-2012, 02:05 PM
Not surprised, I like your cleavage yet I'm not interested in boobs or women. I have great cleavage myself but think it's a gift to have wonderful cleavage.
lemiwinks31
03-30-2012, 02:11 PM
It's amazing, I post a pic of my cleavage (It's National Cleavage Day you know...lol) and 589567438 guys like my pic within a matter of 2 mins! Who would've guessed :P
I would have guessed.
Taking the wife to the Art Institute tonite for some kind of after dark event....DJs, bar....they are basically turning the museum into a nightclub for the night......I'm getting all cultured...and shit.
gonna steal a picasso....maybe a gauguin.....
The_Adict
03-30-2012, 05:07 PM
Every time I see a young Joan Jett...well...yeah...I wish I had a time machine. Still a beautiful woman though.
fantasiarene
03-30-2012, 11:13 PM
It's Friday night. We're moderately busy. Why the fuck is our manager ASLEEP on the couch in the lobby?!!!!!
sammii
03-30-2012, 11:49 PM
Drink two glasses of cold water. Cravings shall depart.
Too late. I bought Qdoba before I read this. The next time I'm hungry I'm going to try the water. I never drink water.