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ArmySGT.
10-31-2010, 08:24 PM
Saw- ahm- haw- een pronounced correctly right?

Promnesiac
10-31-2010, 08:27 PM
Considering that I didn't sue my landlord for the 3k (and counting) in medical bills I'm forking over after breaking myself in his stupid building, he could be a little less of a douche when I ask him for something. HMPH.

firemaiden04
10-31-2010, 08:33 PM
Saw- ahm- haw- een pronounced correctly right?

More like "Sow-in" if you're pronouncing it in the proper Gaelic/Irish way. I've also heard it more "Sow-ween," but I think that's more Welsh. Like most Gaelic, it's not phonetic. Most Americans just say "Sam-ain," but that's not actually correct.

threlayer
10-31-2010, 08:57 PM
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Jessie_tinydancer
10-31-2010, 09:35 PM
Mother fucker! I think Im going to cry. I just found out my summer school is when my parents are coming to Australia so great Ill be studying and in class the whole time they are here. :(

tempest666
11-01-2010, 08:42 AM
Is it a hazard to insert popsicles into your anus?

Kat w
11-01-2010, 08:47 AM
Why does this bra keep unhooking itself ?! Fucking Fredrick's.

tempest666
11-01-2010, 09:10 AM
I love watching Japanese girls tied up!!! :D

hockeybobby
11-01-2010, 09:22 AM
Is it a hazard to insert popsicles into your anus?

No...and you would instantly be declared a verrry good girl.

:D

JayATee
11-01-2010, 11:49 AM
I have 2wks before I go to london, 8wks before Jamaica, and 12wks before Israel. Can I please get better now? Pretty please? With a cherry on top??

kaiarose
11-01-2010, 12:01 PM
I have 2wks before I go to london, 8wks before Jamaica, and 12wks before Israel. Can I please get better now? Pretty please? With a cherry on top??

<------- Jealous!!! Why are you traveling the world?

chanzep
11-01-2010, 01:00 PM
I have 2wks before I go to london, 8wks before Jamaica, and 12wks before Israel. Can I please get better now? Pretty please? With a cherry on top??

Your coming to London cool, let me know if you need to know anything.

chanzep
11-01-2010, 01:02 PM
My Birthday tomorrow Yay!!, can't wait for yummy Brasillian Dinner with friends!

MistyRose
11-01-2010, 01:11 PM
Mmmmmmmm. Mmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmm.

Italian_Bombshell849
11-01-2010, 02:40 PM
good god...how the fuck does this Blog thing on SW work?! How do I post blog entries??

this blows.


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I wonder if I should tell the girls on SW my real name...only my first name....but real name nonetheless...I am getting tired of signing my posts "Italian_Bombshell849".

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OH MY GOD!! my medicaid might be cut off!! I am Epileptic & Bipolar. I NEED MY MEDICAID. OMFG!!! The Texas Health & Human Services Commission needs to fucking answer my call.

Golden_Rule
11-01-2010, 03:09 PM
Alright fuck this....I'm only going to associate with other strippers. I'm done with non strippers -_-

I took my cloths off and fucked a porn starlet on a live stage at Show World in Times Square in front of a bunch of guys wearing raincoats once, does that count? [an amusing little story from a galaxy long ago and far away]

Golden_Rule
11-01-2010, 03:18 PM
The universe officially hates me this week. Did I really have to not only get my period (on top of being stupidly sick and losing a week of work) but get it in public and all over myself and my fav pair of comfy pants? Really?!?! I need a hug. :-[>:(:'(



{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Hug of well wishes, sending healing thoughts your way}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

DesuvsDeath
11-01-2010, 03:20 PM
Is it a hazard to insert popsicles into your anus?
Not if you just relax so you don't break it off.
Your ass is pretty warm... I don't think it'd take the popsicle long enough to melt if it DID break off to do any real damage. Although... I am not a medical doctor... so don't take my word on that.

Some girl I used to know randomly sent me videos of her fucking herself in various ways with a popsicle like... 7 years ago or something. LOL.
She never suffered any permanent damage.

kaiarose
11-01-2010, 03:20 PM
I took my cloths off and fucked a porn starlet on a live stage at Show World in Times Square in front of a bunch of guys wearing raincoats once, does that count? [an amusing little story from a galaxy long ago and far away]

WHAT??!!! And you say I'm trouble?!

Golden_Rule
11-01-2010, 03:24 PM
I'll send it to u right now

DAMN!!! I knew I should have given you my phone # when I saw you. {LOL}

DirtyLittleSecret
11-01-2010, 03:29 PM
...I survived my 1st private on MFC!!!!
Finally breaking my 100token miserable streak.
Maybe I AM a good cam girl after all! (~big sigh of relief~)

JayATee
11-01-2010, 10:05 PM
<------- Jealous!!! Why are you traveling the world?

Short answer? Because people love me. ;)

My ex is going to London. He asked me to go along as arm candy. He's got some business soiree going on and asked me to make him look good. We are... I don't know what we are... but I said of course I'd go.

Jamaica is pure indulgence. My gf and her husband go every other year and invited me to go along for new years. New Years in Jamaica? Uhh, yes please! Plus we're going to Hedo 2 so umm, yeah I get to lay around naked the whole time. My favorite thing!

Israel is because it's time. It's been too long since my last trip and I'm missing home. It's calling... it's time to go.

Of course, none of that is happening if I can't get better. :(

eagle2
11-01-2010, 11:20 PM
Hope you get well soon!

pixierocksonthepole
11-02-2010, 03:48 AM
Oh morning...this love/hate relationship we have going on is really annoying.

Italian_Bombshell849
11-02-2010, 06:52 AM
he loves me! Matt really loves me! He wants to be with me and be my boyfriend...FINALLY!

and this is all came out of a man's mouth...a man who has a hard time expressing his romantic feelings due to the fact some dumb Morman bitch (not that I have anything against Mormans...) tore his heart out and stomped all over it. Fucking weird ass whore. She cheated on Matt..and they were engaged. If that isn't shit, I don't know what is.

GAWD! This all makes the sex SO MUCH MORE hot and passionate.

hell. yes.

Italian_Bombshell849
11-02-2010, 06:54 AM
^bsahahahahahahahah

Ughhh just got home from work and damn dancing sober is soooo much more tiring than dancing trashed. My boss was laughing at me as I left because I was retarded. I was like, "ya this is me sober... scary eh?" Its like my brain cells need to be broken in order to work.

8) nice. ROFL! }:D

BmiWMT14
11-02-2010, 06:56 AM
Seriously grow the fuck up! It's your job you signed up to do it! Otherwise I will find someone who will complain a whole lot less!

Italian_Bombshell849
11-02-2010, 07:09 AM
I hate Medicaid. I hate government aid offices. I hate the dumb bitches and idiotic dicks that work there. I am having to take off work so I can handle this debacle. Take off work and lose money because of THEIR fuck up. UGH! Totally fucking irritating. The right hand doesn't know what the left is doing with them. ALL. THE. TIME.

but I have to say, I spent the night with Matt and waking up only to see him lying next to me snuggled underneath the blanket with me was so sweet and adorable. Getting a "good morning sweetie" and a kiss...priceless. Totally eradicated my frustration and stress.
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I think I'm going to go to the gym today...gotta get this medicaid bullshit handled though.
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i'm hungry..I need to eat breakfast so I can take my medications...but I don't know what I want to eat.

This blows.
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yo.

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Italian_Bombshell849

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

_Avery_
11-02-2010, 07:59 AM
Sick of fakers on FB...and whatever other sites....

Italian_Bombshell849
11-02-2010, 09:34 AM
this pimple cream REALLY REALLY burns...

owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

i pray to God this works...

_Avery_
11-02-2010, 10:38 AM
this pimple cream REALLY REALLY burns...

owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

i pray to God this works...

Which one, I need some for my ass. LOL

strippername
11-02-2010, 12:05 PM
Yes. It is! I actually use these mini-crushes to fuel my relationship with my SO. Take the sexual energy you feel and use it on your SO!

You always come off so sound and sweet, Charlie. Thank you.


I always laugh at myself when an UNKNOWN number calls me. I just answer it, but I don't say anything. I just sit there for a second and hang up. I can't stand them.

Golden_Rule
11-02-2010, 01:49 PM
WHAT??!!! And you say I'm trouble?!

Yes, well...

It was the very early 80's and while the economy sucked even worse than it does now we didn't have to worry about AIDS, antibiotic and resistant nasties. Even genital herpes was not a major issue back then. So while we couldn't afford to do much other than fuck around, we did that splendidly. }:D

Golden_Rule
11-02-2010, 02:06 PM
Speaking of the economy late 70's/early 80's...

I am getting tired of the pundits describing our current situation as "the worst since the great depression".

During the period I mention above we had double digit inflation and interest rates to go along with the double digit unemployment rate. Not to mention gas lines that went around the block and odd/even rationing.

It was MUCH worse then now.

kaiarose
11-02-2010, 02:15 PM
Yes, well...

It was the very early 80's and while the economy sucked even worse than it does now we didn't have to worry about AIDS, antibiotic and resistant nasties. Even genital herpes was not a major issue back then. So while we couldn't afford to do much other than fuck around, we did that splendidly. }:D

I never said there was anything wrong with what you did..... ;)

pixierocksonthepole
11-02-2010, 02:29 PM
Owwww my lower back is tired and slightly sore.

DesuvsDeath
11-02-2010, 04:00 PM
I'm so tired. *_*
I have to stop luring the SO into sex multiple times before he leaves for work.
I woke up 6 hours ago... and it's already time for a nap.

charlie61
11-02-2010, 05:22 PM
Which one, I need some for my ass. LOL

You should try exfoliating every night in the shower with a pumic stone. Super cheap and great for butt acne! I don't get it at all anymore, and I used to get it all of the time from work (sitting on contaminated chairs, etc.)

stormi
11-02-2010, 05:32 PM
Why,why,why can't I just get high when I want?!?

*grrrr*Stupid homework and responsibilities

tempest666
11-02-2010, 08:26 PM
I hope I'm not too picky. We want another girl for a 3some so far we both agree we want: nothing over 5'4, brunette, tattoos and piercings preferred between size 3 and 6 nothing over 125 llbs and minimum B cup. Now where to post? AFF or Fuckbook

Kylea2
11-02-2010, 08:58 PM
My new fans just came in the mail & I'm incredibly excited!


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o287/kyleakilleen/Stripperweb/fan-187146415.jpg

We won't even talk about how much these cost... my back account is depressed about it.

DirtyLittleSecret
11-02-2010, 09:02 PM
I hope I'm not too picky. We want another girl for a 3some so far we both agree we want: nothing over 5'4, brunette, tattoos and piercings preferred between size 3 and 6 nothing over 125 llbs and minimum B cup. Now where to post? AFF or Fuckbook

Damn it! So close!
*runs off to dye hair brown, get a tattoo, and a good push up bra...*

DesuvsDeath
11-02-2010, 09:38 PM
I hope I'm not too picky. We want another girl for a 3some so far we both agree we want: nothing over 5'4, brunette, tattoos and piercings preferred between size 3 and 6 nothing over 125 llbs and minimum B cup. Now where to post? AFF or Fuckbook
5'...
Size 3...
Tattoos...
Piercings...
118 lbs...
C cup.

Just saying. :-X

tempest666
11-03-2010, 08:00 AM
5'...
Size 3...
Tattoos...
Piercings...
118 lbs...
C cup.

Just saying. :-X


}:D You made me fall out of my computer chair you know that right? LOLZ Aren't you far far away though? :( And Dirtylittlesecret you are very very hot too }:D Hell why not a menage a quatre?

pixierocksonthepole
11-03-2010, 09:41 AM
I need to get my ass off the computer and go work out. But SW is soooooo addicting. Bad for my health sometimes...o.0

kaiarose
11-03-2010, 10:44 AM
So last night while I was dancing onstage I had my back turned. When I turned around there was a Jesus pamphlet and flowers on my stage. Are you fucking kidding me????? Apparently I need to be saved!!!! DO NOT SHOVE YOUR RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT DOWN MY THROAT! And especially don't come into my job and do it. Grrrrr!!!!

_Avery_
11-03-2010, 11:11 AM
So last night while I was dancing onstage I had my back turned. When I turned around there was a Jesus pamphlet and flowers on my stage. Are you fucking kidding me????? Apparently I need to be saved!!!! DO NOT SHOVE YOUR RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT DOWN MY THROAT! And especially don't come into my job and do it. Grrrrr!!!!

This deserves it's own thread I think. :)

kaiarose
11-03-2010, 11:18 AM
This deserves it's own thread I think. :)

Done and done.

DesuvsDeath
11-03-2010, 02:30 PM
}:D You made me fall out of my computer chair you know that right? LOLZ Aren't you far far away though?
Yeah. I'm out in Cali. :(

Sia
11-03-2010, 04:28 PM
So last night while I was dancing onstage I had my back turned. When I turned around there was a Jesus pamphlet and flowers on my stage. Are you fucking kidding me????? Apparently I need to be saved!!!! DO NOT SHOVE YOUR RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT DOWN MY THROAT! And especially don't come into my job and do it. Grrrrr!!!!

Hah! I would've torn up the pamphlet and flowers on stage right in front of the jerk.