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mediocrity
04-21-2012, 10:18 PM
So I strip / do sex work on the side of my regular dayjob. Tonight I went over to some dude's place and he came on my feet (foot fetish). As an asexual, I have to say, bodily fluids disgust me. I almost retched when he came. Good money though...especially considering I didn't take any clothes off.

I'm not saying this in a judgmental way at all, but is your SO all right with that? My husband would have a fucking coronary.

sananeko
04-21-2012, 11:04 PM
I believe I had a good night.

mediocrity
04-22-2012, 05:01 AM
TODAY IS MY SECOND ANNIVERSARY! So excited.

anouk.oui
04-22-2012, 05:19 AM
i wonder if my ex changed. hes more suited to me that anyone ive ever known
the only way i see my friends getting upset about this is coz they really enjoy my slutty escapade tales i share and worry if im back with him my life will go back to dull boring and depressing.

i was so happy to be rid of him in december i didnt spend a moment realising what happened and havent actually felt any emotion up until this week

chanzep
04-22-2012, 06:25 AM
I want a holiday.

_natasha
04-22-2012, 06:53 AM
You know when they say to remove the top on the hair dye immediately after you shake it up? Well I forgot about that, when I did take it off it literally exploded everywhere. Like a volcano of dye. Bye bye deposit.

anouk.oui
04-22-2012, 07:48 AM
i want regular sex!!
but in the meantime chocolate will do

i guess ill never be completely satisfied as no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. none that i know of yet anyway

sananeko
04-22-2012, 09:10 AM
i want regular sex!!
but in the meantime chocolate will do

i guess ill never be completely satisfied as no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. none that i know of yet anyway

I love you....

smeca
04-22-2012, 09:35 AM
Shoe shopping online for new work shoes... now i'm very tempted to get the even bigger ones with the tip jar in the platform, hmm!?

charlie61
04-22-2012, 12:07 PM
^ I was just looking at tip jar shoes!! They seem kind of convenient. And yet not really, since I'd still carry a purse. How do they work, anyway? Do you have to take the shoe off and open it up from the top, like where the ball of your foot goes?

Mindy Bares All
04-22-2012, 12:08 PM
^^^Yeah, I've always thought those were kind of awkward. I'd be afraid the money would fall out. Don't ask me how, but the fear is there.

charlie61
04-22-2012, 12:15 PM
I'm not saying this in a judgmental way at all, but is your SO all right with that? My husband would have a fucking coronary.

Fair question. Yes, he is for the most part. We have honest conversations about his feelings--sometimes he's more okay with it than others. This isn't the sort of thing I do super often, and I make sure I do it as safely as possible (give multiple people the address, get the guy's name, I have a secret code word that I text as soon as I'm safely out so some dude couldn't fake my SO into thinking I'm okay, I carry a grenade-style alarm on me that goes off when I pull a pin, etc.).

It's definitely a bit disgusting (for both of us), but being asexual, such things affect me in a different way. Like, in my mind, I'd be insane to turn down $xxx for 10 minutes of some dude whacking off in front of me. It just feels so silly (and yes, gross). But worth the money. Sometimes he struggles with my involvement in the sex industry, but we discuss that, too. And he trusts me.

It also helps that I live in a much smaller and safer city than many you've lived in, Med! That doesn't mean I don't take precautions, but it's a bit different than if I were trying to do this in Vegas or similar. :)

Kellydancer
04-22-2012, 01:29 PM
Ugh I ordered two CDs from a gift certificate from Best Buy and one of them was cracked. Luckily they are sending me another one. The other CD had a broken CD case but works.

LaurenAus
04-22-2012, 01:33 PM
I was starved and ordered a large sandwich from quiznos. Went home and I guess I was eating it too fast while reading something cuz I ran to the bathroom twice mid sandwich to heave in the toilet ):

LUNCH FAIL.

smeca
04-22-2012, 02:35 PM
^ I was just looking at tip jar shoes!! They seem kind of convenient. And yet not really, since I'd still carry a purse. How do they work, anyway? Do you have to take the shoe off and open it up from the top, like where the ball of your foot goes?

Yeah a slot on the side to put it in and a flap that sits under your foot to take it out later. Ugh i was all ready to order another pair of the same when i put some money into the bank, now i want about 3 other kinds too *doh* not sure if people would find it just funny or tacky to walk around with money in your shoes, here.

_natasha
04-22-2012, 02:41 PM
Yeah a slot on the side to put it in and a flap that sits under your foot to take it out later. Ugh i was all ready to order another pair of the same when i put some money into the bank, now i want about 3 other kinds too *doh* not sure if people would find it just funny or tacky to walk around with money in your shoes, here.

Yea, I want some tip jar shoes too but I just don't know how they'd go down here... Everything 'stripper' doesn't seem so established!

smeca
04-22-2012, 03:18 PM
^ yeah i'm at a club atm where we keep our money on our person and i realllly want to keep it on a garter. but nobody does and i dont want girls to bitch like i'm showing off my cash or anything. some guys said they think it would be sexy. i just worry i might forget about my bag/some dick will nick it, plus money garter just screams 'stripperr' :D

_natasha
04-22-2012, 04:32 PM
Yep... we use bags too. I've always thought garters were a 'safer' idea because I'm forever forgetting where I've left my bag, I need to literally strap my cash to me. But yea, I don't think other girls would like it. Such a culture of hiding what you've made in my club. Even if its obvious a girl is having a fabulous night she'll just say, 'oh, it was okay.' And if anyone mentions they had a good night that week the whole dressing room bitches as soon as she leaves! I don't know if that's just British sensibilities and the idea that it's vulgar to talk about money?

In 'real life' I was brought up with the idea that it's tacky and nouveau to talk about money and I agree. But in a strip club, the whole purpose is money... To pretend it isn't seems ridiculous to me. And counter productive.

smeca
04-23-2012, 02:55 AM
^oh damn, even Pleaser ones? Was thinkin this type
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41QYJHuiHdL.jpg

Natalllia
04-23-2012, 07:29 AM
TODAY IS MY SECOND ANNIVERSARY! So excited.

Congrats! Keep living the dream!

lokikola
04-23-2012, 01:57 PM
For some reason, masturbating when I get stumped really bad on my math hw is working wonders for me. I might break solo record today, and get an A in my class.

sananeko
04-23-2012, 02:01 PM
I don't want to dress up and go out..

Sophia_Starina
04-23-2012, 02:07 PM
Is this post for real???????? Seriously???? http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?172757-Liquid-Lapdance&p=2336343#post2336343




I won't directly address the guys who hang out on this board, because I think they're so lame and douchey. What guy would hang out on a stripper support forum? Get a life!

It sounds like there are some girls here who feel uncomfortable with male sexuality. I urge you to reconsider your profession. With or without my novely item, lap dances are extremely sexual experiences and guys regularly orgasm during lap dances.

Anyway, if my product helps you figure out you're in the wrong career, I'm happy.

Spinnerette
04-23-2012, 04:08 PM
Spelling gripes.

A.) I hate when customers call in and then get mad that I don't know right off the bat that they have an unconventionally spelled name. If your mother named you "Phyllis" but decided the "y" should be an "i" and dropped one "l", don't bitch at me for not knowing that. Idiot.

B.) I hate when Americans try to correct the spelling of someone who's from the UK or Australia. Saw a kid pull the whole *realiZed schtick on someone from Queensland and it's like stfu. The arrogance of people. Get some damn culture. (and for clarification, I'm American myself, but it fucking kills me).

Kellydancer
04-23-2012, 04:43 PM
^^^
I hate that too. In school I once got a spelling test wrong for spelling colour instead of color. I told them that was the British way and in fact am part British (my dad is dual citizen). Finally the teacher relented but pissed me off.

Why is it when you need to fix something you can't get an American? I called Microsoft because my MSN was messed up. I was on the phone 2 HOURS being switched to other departments with people with accents I could barely understand. Yet I know highly skilled IT workers unemployed while these morons have jobs. I am fixing the problem myself.

anouk.oui
04-23-2012, 04:53 PM
tattoo time!!!
couldnt sleep all nite
excited n nervous.
first time in 2 yrs =]

GlitterBexie
04-23-2012, 04:58 PM
^oh damn, even Pleaser ones? Was thinkin this type
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41QYJHuiHdL.jpg

I ordered a few pairs from alternativefootwear.com this week and their shoes are pretty awesome, i think they have the tipjar ones. Most girls in my club use a garter, i always do, im forever leaving my handbag in places so i only carry lipgloss, chewy, cigs and lighter in it, oh and dance chips. I tie my garter round my shoeso its not soooo obvious where my cash is, but a lot of girls i know use their g-string or have one round their thigh, i dont think its showing off what you have made, i think its safer and makes customers think "shes done well, she must be an awesome dancer, i think ill get a dance off her" :D

fallyn_love
04-23-2012, 05:00 PM
i wish i would stop being a big ol' dry pussy and go ahead and audition and get hired...im jusy scared my parents will find out since the club is literally around the corner.
i wonder how long itll take me to shed these annoying 30lbs?

GlitterBexie
04-23-2012, 05:10 PM
i dont think its fair that whilst my club allows a "Candy" "Bambi" "Serene" and "Peaches"...i was not allowed to change my name to "Dizzie Rascal" :-P pfff, but im soooo gangsta!!

ArmySGT.
04-23-2012, 05:13 PM
Spelling gripes.

A.) I hate when customers call in and then get mad that I don't know right off the bat that they have an unconventionally spelled name. If your mother named you "Phyllis" but decided the "y" should be an "i" and dropped one "l", don't bitch at me for not knowing that. Idiot.

B.) I hate when Americans try to correct the spelling of someone who's from the UK or Australia. Saw a kid pull the whole *realiZed schtick on someone from Queensland and it's like stfu. The arrogance of people. Get some damn culture. (and for clarification, I'm American myself, but it fucking kills me).

Goes both ways. When I was in NATO I got the "Yanks can't spell CORRECTLY spiel". Mostly corrected by changing the spellcheck to "British" English.

Natalllia
04-23-2012, 10:50 PM
Whoa, the number of posts I've thanked is currently equal to the number of thanks I've received. I feel like for one brief shining moment, my karma is perfectly balanced.

LilMissMuffett
04-23-2012, 10:57 PM
cam girls, please beware of this guy; he contacted me on Skype with the EXACT SAME OFFER AS IN THIS POST: http://electric-asherah.tumblr.com/post/21212792902/this-is-what-a-scam-looks-like-you-ash-suffered-a-lot
he went by the name of Davide Dariano (naughtymennn) in Skype. Please let your cam model friends to look out for his scam, and if this topic has been touched on elsewhere please forgive me for not finding the proper thread...

Natalllia
04-23-2012, 11:11 PM
Whoops, had to go and ruin it. It's not my fault - people be sayin' some useful shit up around here.

Calbear
04-23-2012, 11:26 PM
For some reason, masturbating when I get stumped really bad on my math hw is working wonders for me. I might break solo record today, and get an A in my class.

Math-urbation?! Please, keep us updated on this and let us know what happens with the study groups. I always wondered what the inspiration for those letters were.

"Dear Penthouse,
I never thought math would get me laid, but..."

sammii
04-24-2012, 12:33 AM
I just noticed the Top Thanked changed.

Edit: Forgot to add, congrats TBF. :)

smeca
04-24-2012, 03:51 AM
I ordered a few pairs from alternativefootwear.com this week and their shoes are pretty awesome, i think they have the tipjar ones. Most girls in my club use a garter, i always do, im forever leaving my handbag in places so i only carry lipgloss, chewy, cigs and lighter in it, oh and dance chips. I tie my garter round my shoeso its not soooo obvious where my cash is, but a lot of girls i know use their g-string or have one round their thigh, i dont think its showing off what you have made, i think its safer and makes customers think "shes done well, she must be an awesome dancer, i think ill get a dance off her" :D


Ah that website's so great, thanks! Couldn't find many uk based pleaser stockists :) I think I'll just get normal shoes and try keeping my money in a garter on my ankle or something, bit more discrete but guys may notice it. See if i can make decent tips before walkin round with empty shoes lol.

anouk.oui
04-24-2012, 04:05 AM
havent felt pain like a 2.5hr upper back thigh tattoo sitting. i dont know how i managed it!
whatever happened to my fantastic pain tolerance? i was sweating, whimpering, whingeing, shaking and near in tears for getting two bows under my ass
im embarassed! i should take it like a man!
its my mums birthday i dont wanna ruin her day so ill either wait to show her tomorrow or play 'see how long i can get away with it'

kaiarose
04-24-2012, 07:12 AM
I just noticed the Top Thanked changed.

Edit: Forgot to add, congrats TBF. :)

Thank fucking god it changed!!

Natalllia
04-24-2012, 07:26 AM
havent felt pain like a 2.5hr upper back thigh tattoo sitting. i dont know how i managed it!
whatever happened to my fantastic pain tolerance? i was sweating, whimpering, whingeing, shaking and near in tears for getting two bows under my ass
im embarassed! i should take it like a man!

I am the same exact way.
I have several tattoos, including a very large back piece. Some were done in studios, some in private homes. But like you, I have some goofy pride issue about showing as little pain I'm enduring as possible, not to take a break until the artist needs one, and that kind of thing.

Anyway, it finally happened; during my most recent session, I did actually cry. He had been filling in some color directly over my atlas vertebrae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_(anatomy)), and it just hurt so fucking bad and he just kept going over it and over it. He's a great artist with a fairly light touch, and if I wasn't some macho (macha? Is that a word?) idiot and had told him to switch spots for a while he totally would have.

But I did, I cried. I was so embarrassed, but every single man in the shop was super nice and sympathetic about it (I happened to be the only woman in the shop at the time). I was trying to pretend like I wasn't actually crying, but I wasn't fooling anyone. We took a break, and they all started telling stories about which tattoos were most painful, and how they cried and/or behaved in some sissified manner.

See, here's the thing: tattoos hurt. They're jabbing ink into your skin with a bunch of needles over and over and over again. You bleed. Some don't hurt all that much - like the meaty part of your shoulder, or pretty much any other spot where it's just skin, fat, and muscle. Some hurt like holy fucking hell. And some hurt worse than that.
Why are we so silly about showing off a high pain tolerance? And even with a high tolerance for pain, it doesn't mean you're immune to pain.

JayATee
04-24-2012, 07:44 AM
I just want to cry.

Natalllia
04-24-2012, 07:50 AM
... and if I wasn't some macho (macha? Is that a word?) idiot...

So I decided to spend the extra three seconds and actually look this up. Here's what Wiktionary (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Talk:macho) has to say:

"Macha" is not the feminine of "macho" as in "female" and "male", respectively. As I mentioned before, the corresponding feminine adjective to "macho" (in Spanish) is "marimacho", not "macha". Of course unlearned people think that "macha" is the feminine of "macho". One user, trying to probe a point, even wrote to me that he found the word "macha" as a a femenine adjective of "macho" in an Internet search engine.

Well, I guess I'm just too unlearned to hang out with you, Wiktionary. Why don't you go probe each others points?

It seems like the drama llama wandered on over to their neck of the woods, because there are parts of obvious ongoing arguments interspersed all through that entry. It's kind of funny.

Further down, we learn that:

"Macha" is a kind of mollusc. In the case of this word in Spanish there is only the feminine gender. There are not masculine gender for this word neither in singular nor in plural.



So yeah, I wasn't being a goofy, prideful mollusc. I was being marimacho.

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k487/djienneaux/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg

anouk.oui
04-24-2012, 07:56 AM
I am the same exact way.
I have several tattoos, including a very large back piece. Some were done in studios, some in private homes. But like you, I have some goofy pride issue about showing as little pain I'm enduring as possible, not to take a break until the artist needs one, and that kind of thing.

Anyway, it finally happened; during my most recent session, I did actually cry. He had been filling in some color directly over my atlas vertebrae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_(anatomy)), and it just hurt so fucking bad and he just kept going over it and over it. He's a great artist with a fairly light touch, and if I wasn't some macho (macha? Is that a word?) idiot and had told him to switch spots for a while he totally would have.

But I did, I cried. I was so embarrassed, but every single man in the shop was super nice about it (I happened to be the only woman in the shop). I was trying to pretend like I wasn't actually crying, but I wasn't fooling anyone. We took a break, and they all started telling stories about which tattoos were most painful, and how they cried and/or behaved in some sissified fashion.

See, here's the thing: tattoos hurt. They're jabbing ink into your skin with a bunch of needled over and over and over again. You bleed. Some don't hurt all that much - like the meaty part of your shoulder, or pretty much any other spot where it's just skin, fat, and muscle. Some hurt like holy fucking hell. And some hurt worse than that.
Why are we so silly about showing off a high pain tolerance? And even with a high tolerance for pain, it doesn't mean you're immune to pain.

true. but im sure i handled the rose on my wrist better. i just keep forgetting outline hurts the most and once i survive that im mostly good for the long run. the shop wasnt that busy today and i was basically the longest sitting, people just came and went for touch ups while i was digging claws into the lounge thing i was lying on.

isnt there a way they can provide anaesthetic for really bad areas like ankles/feet/ribs ? apparently a shop just started employing a doctor who then trained in body mods so they can anaestise when doing pixie ears which im assuming would hurt like fuck......

see the upper back thighs are fleshy n muscly n shit if anything it should hurt less for being away from the bone.... but i was literally shaking, clawing, biting and kicking and i mean cmon felt so embarassing like when you cry getting injections....

itll be awhile till i get my ribs. too bad itd look so pretty *sigh*

anouk.oui
04-24-2012, 07:58 AM
maybe being a gymnast in the past and making no deal out of skin ripping off my palm and tearing ligaments on a weekly basis was what led me to believe i can be carved into with needles and ink and not even bat an eyelash

_Avery_
04-24-2012, 08:02 AM
I have a hair appointment at an actual salon today.
Getting a cut and style.
I'm IN LOVE with Keri Hilson's hair, but I know it'll be too short for me and I'll regret it and cry lol

http://www.hairandmakeupblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Keri_Hilson_-_Pretty_Girl_Rock.jpg
http://iwontstfu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/keri-hilson.jpg

So I'm just going to go in there, tell them to even my hair out..and make it flowy...I'm so nervous!!
I just want to be happy for once after a hair cut. This is my first time at an actual salon, so I hope they do better than Great Clips lol

Natalllia
04-24-2012, 08:45 AM
maybe being a gymnast in the past and making no deal out of skin ripping off my palm and tearing ligaments on a weekly basis was what led me to believe i can be carved into with needles and ink and not even bat an eyelash

Haha, now that you mention it I used to brutalize my knees, and my body in general when I ice-skated as a kid. It probably got drilled into me then that you don't dare acknowledge pain - you just smile and keep going.

There's another part to it too though, I think. (For me anyway.) I've always had more male friends than female friends, and I don't like to be seen as a cutesy, helpless girly-girl. I guess I always acted tough because I felt that I would be respected more.

Oh, and as far as the backs of your thighs, I'm sure that there are way more nerves there than, say, a shoulder or bicep. (I'm actually not sure at all, I'm pulling this out of my ass). But try this: Lightly run your finger tips over the bare skin of the backs of your thighs. Feels good, right? Then do the same thing from elbow to shoulder. You can feel it, obviously, but it doesn't feel good like the thighs do.

Well, I guess the backs of your thighs aren't feeling that good right now, lol.:ouch:

Natalllia
04-24-2012, 09:09 AM
Yeah, there are huge nerves running down the backs of your legs. Check it out:http://sparkcharts.sparknotes.com/health/generalanatomy/section12.php

No wonder it hurt so bad!

Kisca
04-24-2012, 09:15 AM
Bah bored and depressed fml. i need to get over this aneixty of going back to work

sananeko
04-24-2012, 10:18 AM
i don't feel ready to try out at a new club.. maybe I'll just look.

kaiarose
04-24-2012, 10:22 AM
Soo proud of myself! I haven't bit my nails in over 4 weeks :) I've been biting them since I was 4 years old. Yes, 4 years old. This is a huge accomplishment!

_natasha
04-24-2012, 11:22 AM
Soo proud of myself! I haven't bit my nails in over 4 weeks :) I've been biting them since I was 4 years old. Yes, 4 years old. This is a huge accomplishment!

Ahhh! I know how hard that is to do, I've been biting since I can remember and I have to have acrylics to keep me from it. Huge congratulations! :)